#he's a smooth old man

[apoorhuman]

Solomon that goes to the past to help mc that got sucked to the past, lives with them in the same castle/place, and the only one that knows mc from the future too, basically defeating the brothers game in the future 'cause they can't go to the past to meet mc

My mc: oh you smooth smooth motherfucker (affectionate)

#he's a smooth old man #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me brothers #little s rambles

[mossiparks]

finally got around to finishing this ⭐️

tank ft the grandbabies

#yautja #my oc #predator #fishing #tank is a yautja who's really into cooking what he hunts #he's teaching them how to a catch a deadly fish for soup #illustration #im so happy with how the fish turned out iwas worried itd be too plain or too much #i think addingt exture to tank would have been better #old man looks too smooth #digital art #alien #art #once I figure out texture my yautjas will looks less smooooooth #aaaaaaaaaa

[saevus-brutalis]

morning to you too, ker.

#releasing this old man from drafts #he got vince this mug but proceeds to use it himself #i refuse to acknowledge this man has only his earlobes pierced and he is totally smooth #sprinkle some bodyhair on him come on #wanted to make a diptych out of it but vince didnt look *quite right* so you're only getting kerry for now #their relationship in the 60s was quite something but im yet to release any lore on it 🤡 #kerry eurodyne #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 fanart #cyberpunk 2077 art #cyberpunk 2077 kerry #kerry eurodyne fanart #kerry eurodyne x v #brut art #saevus brutalis art #saevus-brutalis art

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

📸: kristinnover

#our old man’s still got it! #he’s so smooth with it too #like oh my god #matty healy #the 1975 #trumanblack #truman black #video

[myfinalform-kaz]

Some of yall are way too conservative with how old you draw Jon. Like cannonically everyone he meets thinks he's at least a decade older than he really is. Give that man wrinkles and eye bags, I dare you.

#sorry but most 40 year olds dont look like smooth faced twinks #and yeah I know hes actually in his 30s but once again I will say everyone thinks hes 10 yrs older than he is #the man is haggard #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives

[starlyht]

dragon age inquisition but it’s you being stressed out watching mal be absolutely useless when he’s around the handsome bear he’s Obviously Very Into .

#mal isn’t smooth at all . 😭 #uselesss yearning old man . #no one who has witnessed him can believe he’s married i fear .

[nekobami]

Gay old man with gloves. HAHA.

Gay old man.

Also called guard Rick J-591

Also WOOOOOO episode 4. Yay.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #I've been trying a different style... #I want to be able to mix the useful with the pleasant and make this artstyle smooth and easy to do #but still somewhat detailed and with more realistic faces. #anyway #guard rick #I'm mentally unstable #but I'm very happy now. #And also HAHA #GAY OLD MAN. #Doesn't have a backstory #I ended up naming him that #but he's supposed to be like any other guard Rick #so I think I can give him public domain. He's a grumpy softie smothie wopsy gay old man HIHIHIHA

[yappacadaver]

I don't think anyone expected anything different at this point

#yappa art #the mortuary assistant #raymond delver #nsftumblr #i love old man nsft #ik he's not even this hairy in canon but please i just. i need this. #man is smooth like a shark for some reason

[caemthe]

understanding my muses part 2, 2024 edition

#crack. º ( running wild. ) #/ i've decided that whenever my brain is too smooth for replies i'll do these things instead of staring at a blank document #/ 'why is conall in the-' it may not be very obvious due to the way conall is but in all verses i've for him he wants to die so fucking bad #/ in his own terms but like---- yeah. come kill this man (canonically speaking he's the one who ends up living the longest + reach old age)

[squibo]

#sabata #sabata 1969 #inspired by the genshin anime glittery eyes fanartists that I had to sabata as it #also I tried to smooth out the old man lines but I couldn’t help myslef not add a bit of it in 😭 #the cross lines are based from this promotional artwork for the movie it’s in the tumble sabata tag #he is smooth at least 🗿 #he’s so pretty #mwah! #lee van cleef #william berger

[sysig]

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#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Crackship #Teisel #Meme #I am on a roll with these lol #I knew adding Teisel to my list was only a matter of time #I am a weakwilled individual with one fatal flaw #Anyway (lol) #ZEX really has his work cut out for him with Teisel haha - it's very fortunate he's so determined and enjoys a challenge 'cause otherwise! #Teisel is hard to pin down - I mean Other Than That lol - he's an interesting guy :0 #Rough around the edges and a family man ♪ And if I get to draw long hair and big muscles then all the better hehe #And he has a cute nose! He has the bridge of the nose thing that I like so much!! Yes!! #As for the rest of him - hm! I've only had passing thoughts up to this point and getting into his head is...Something lol #It's well done to be certain it definitely Makes Me Feel it's just hard to ascribe a name to that Feeling just yet #Needs a bit more time to tumble smooth I suppose lol #One thing I know I like because it makes me sad - lol - is ZEX projecting some of his feelings about DAX onto Teisel - unexpected! #It's extremely interesting how despite his deep abiding love and fascination with Otherness he's gotten increasingly homesick #Finding things charming about humans that remind him of VUX! You can tell he's a bit desperate for the familiar :'0 #So isolated from even himself ah 💔 Hang in there ZEX! #At least he has some fun distractions hehe ♪ New things to learn and consider! Teisel keeps throwing him curveballs! #Both of them circling each other like ''? Isn't it your turn?'' lol #They both come off as aggressive in their own way and then swing-and-a-miss lol #And then there's how Teisel frames him as far as age goes - or really how everyone does pffft #It is So funny to me every time anyone refer to ZEX as ''old'' now that his age has been more or less established - at least pointed at #The fact that he might not even be in his human-equivalent 50s what is this who this lol he's not old! And Max /definitely/ isn't haha #He is the slightest itty-bittiest willowiest little twink y'ever did see pfft #I have been waiting to use that meme template for someone for ages I am so glad that I finally got the chance ♪

[silverselfshippingchaos]

when you can see his eyes behind his shades, I get all 😳

#ash rambles 💚 #HE'S SO HANDSOME... #he has really nice eyes wjdhwjdh #gets me extra flustered whenever i think about how whenever hes alone with ash he takes off the shades.. AHJSHWJSHQJS #ash down ash down!!! old man too stunning for her to handle!!!! #also the other day i saw a smooth-faced v.iktor mod and when i tell you i nearly lost my shit #he's so handsome #you make night city brighter 🌃 #oh and speaking of ash and him when theyre alone. methinks c.p2077 ash has a scar on her cheek! #she was kidnapped by scavs whenever she was still a mercenary! not a fun time! but man... v.ik kissing and touching that scar... AHSJAHSJAH- #ash is also a tattoo artist! some (not all) of v.ik's tattoos are ash's doing too! but as a result ash has a lot of tattoos too #it makes my face very warm whenever i think about how v.ik is probably the only one that has seen all of ash's tattoos #same goes for him ofc! a lot of ash's cybernetics are his doing too! she's not crazy chromed up but she's not entirely organic either #he has this one line where he says that since ash 'made his back her playground' it's only fair that he gets to work his magic on her too #she has a grip on her hand + kiroshis in her eyes/a scanner + a double jump #so basically everything v has! which is done intentionally! she's meant to kinda represent an older v aka what v never could be #oh and for reference. ash is literally in her 70s LMAO no spring chicken!

[jonahmagnus]

I want that old man sorry

#yes this is about. him #his old man swag and his cunty attitude have... enraptured me.... #only the fanart where he looks old tho. Im not a big beliver of smooth-faced Chilchuck its boring to meeee #remind me to draw. him. when eye get back to the hotel room in *checks my watch* #FIVE FUCKING HOURS. UUUGH .

[eemoo1o]

Keith David would have made an excellent Valentino as opposed to Husk.

#willing to die on this hill. he’s far too smooth to be a disshevelled 70 year old man cat demon. mick lauer I yearn for you. #hazbin hotel

[nu-metal-confessions]

Jd just a silly lil guy

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#that's why we love him anon #but I don't think just #he has lots of range #he can be a charming gremlin #a silly little guy #a meow meow #a smooth af demon dude #a scary old man #a cuddly old man #I could go on #jonathan davis #korn #nu metal #nu metal confessions

[apollos-boyfriend]

The idea that Mr. Captain Jordan "Breaks out into hives at the Meer idea of commitment" Maron "Most Single Man to exist on YouTube and twitch" Sparklez is out here with. a wife. and kids. is so funny to me to almost a deeply emotional level tbh

YEAH LIKE. i can kind of get it. to an outsider jordan is this attractive, wealthy, successful man that’s seemingly very charismatic and charming. prime husband material. so i can understand why people think that. but it’s still so fucking funny. this man freezes up at the IDEA of commitment. someone mentioned having twins once and you could see the color drain from his face at the sheer thought of raising two kids. if this man ever gets a wife we must assume it’s either a cry for help or he’s been replaced with a government clone.

#muse talk #anon #i say government clone and not just clone bc his clones would never betray him like that #they’re all just as terrified as he is #the only thing he is ever getting married to is probably going to be a car. let’s be real. #also i say seemingly charismatic and charming #bc don’t get me wrong. he is. but he’s also the most socially awkward man i have ever seen with the humor of a 70 year old man #he is not as smooth as they think