#he'll never live that down

[scaryscarecrows]

Hey Dick, what rhymes with Dick? ...Rock.

Your mother says you're her special angel, huh.

-Dick

#poor dick #he'll never live that down #can one even be avenged in that scenario? #asks #dick grayson

[evilkaeya]

Dazai starts avoiding Chuuya after getting out of meursault alive because every time they meet Chuuya goes, "So about that cheesy monologue you delivered before you tried to drown me-" and Dazai starts taking physical damage

#chuuya: dazai we need to- #dazai: I have to go home now I forgot to feed my dog #chuuya: you don't have a dog #dazai: i need to cook dinner- #chuuya: you can't cook #dazai: my children are waiting- #chuuya: mf what children 😭😭 #he'll do ANYTHING to avoid the conversation #chuuya never lets him live it down #bsd #skk #soukoku

[arthursfuckinghat]

"I was gonna say you're like a son to me.. but you're more than that."

"It ain't that complicated!"

How quickly that shoulder pat of comfort turned into a condescending one.

#he makes me feel so emo #this life was never meant for you but your fate was forced #the way dutch (and hosea) talks to arthur like he's stupid will never sit right with me #like they've been by his side over 20 years they KNOW he isn't stupid because if he was he would have been gone a long time ago #not only is arthur incredibly emotionally smart but he's a trained conman vault breaker gunslinger horse rider you name it #the fact that his own adoptive parents break him down like that hurts #it's a manipulation tactic on dutch's end - break your victims self esteem to make them chase your praise and approval #hosea I believe has just gone along with that kind of attitude but in a different way he just likes to jest lightheartedly #arthur doesn't see the difference though and it's understandable but he takes it to heart #the worst part is that hosea sees through his tough guy act and has called arthur out on it #his act is a defence mechanism to protect himself from being too vulnerable - in arthur's mind #and it isn't a sudden thing it's very likely something that has built over the years given the life he has lived #and hosea notices he knows this #but they still jab at arthur #oh it hurts #is he your son dutch? or is he your guard dog? your personal workhorse? #playing through the second time is opening my eyes more and more #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick rants #mick gifs #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #liveblogging #you guys gotta understand - arthur seeks and longs for dutch's approval he'll never say it but it's the key motive behind his loyalty #and arthur *rejects* dutch's comfort #he doesn't *want* dutch to pat him on the shoulder because he knows dutch is digging them an even deeper hole #he doesn't want that touch he craves #it's so insanely monumental for such a small scene because it shows us how arthur feels without telling us

[aphrogeneias]

eddie performing "don't cha" by the pussycat dolls at a new year's eve party karaoke. giving his life for the bit. wearing glitter in his eyelids to match with you. "don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me". dancing like a newborn giraffe, gyrating his narrow hips thinking he's being seductive. he is being seductive, because after he's off the improvised stage, you're pulling him into the bathroom to suck him off.

#he'll never live down the footage #this is my contribution to the dashboard while cleaning the house and listening to my 00s pop playlist #eddie munson x reader #luiza.txt

[aithusarosekiller]

Regulus: screaming and yelling that he's being brutally attacked by a dangerous diseased animal

Sirius, who's just trying to hug him: bitch :/

Regulus: :)

#Sirius lives on physical touch #it gets to the point where he goes to hug someone and they just put everything down to hug him back #bc if they don't he'll never stop #he's painfully clingy but Reg thinks it makes him look uncool #it doesn't stop him #if Sirius is bored he clings to the nearest person #usually Pete or Reg #because James is just as clingy so if they hug it'll never end #the black brothers #black brothers #regulus black #sirius black

[eclipseshotel]

My yautja chasing after me, only he trips over his big ass feet and falls and I stop to laugh at him, then keep running

#yautja #he tried to act like the big bad wolfie #and got caught slippin' by little red #it's inevitable that he'll catch me #but he's never gonna live that one down

[epicawesomewin-art2]

always thinking about that scene where shin fainted in zenos palace and goku had to carry him out like a sack of potatoes. x

#he's so stressed all the time okay... be nice #dragon ball #dragon ball super #dbs #whis #whis dragon ball #shin #kaioshin #supreme kai #epics art #my favorite underrated whis trait is that he's so petty lol #dont ever do something embarrassing around whis cause he'll never let you live it down

[localvoidcat]

they just don't give au characters really bad injuries like they used to

#come on down to ml!au. we got guy that got punched so hard in the face that it actually bent his nose. we got guy that lost his eyedballs #we got guy that broke his leg years ago but never fixed it. he'll be fine #we g. oh. ohoho #mark lives au

[kriskukko]

a nightless night // 1400s

#hyvää ja turvallista juhannusta vaa kaikille! #-- trevlig midsommar! #not sir knight getting spooked by a cow he'll never live it down #lande tm

[carefulfears]

i hope someday he reads this and knows

(the x files little green men / ? / the x files closure / ann brashares my name is a memory / the x files dreamland ii / anne carson antigonick / the x files my struggle i / jandy nelson i'll give you the sun / michael dickman killing flies / the x files amor fati / the x files closure script / the x files conduit, redux / the x files conduit script)

#thinking today about how badly these two missed each other for their whole lives #she was so little and being literally tortured and all she wanted was her big brother #he spends the REST of his life trying to be there for people like he couldn't be for her #this show is a tragedy etc etc #kae web weaving #she wrote in her journal that she just wished she could see his face for REAL and she never did!!! she only saw him again in death!!!! #when her 'ghost' comes out of the woods and she just sees him and smiles and Runs to him. yeah. #in his mind he'll always be a Failed big brother but to her he's just Her big brother #she was 14 and a human lab rat and the memory of him was literally the only thing that she had to hold onto. i'm making myself insane #she just wanted him to know someday. that she wished she could see him #he blamed and hated himself for his whole entire life and she literally didn't think anything more than Missing his face. #wanting him to know her story #writing it all down and hiding it for him #good morning everyone

[machinthemachine]

I feel like they would 100% be mad petty online

#sf6 #jamie siu #luke sullivan #nah cause I think Luke would absolutely never be able to live down his sf5 look #Jamie finds out about it an is conflicted because on the one hand he's attracted to that? On the other he'll never get better blackmail #girl why did I make this #I should be asleep

[sysig]

Experimentation (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Papyrus #Continuing the theme of memories and what Gaster ruined for them haha #He doesn't even have to be here and he's making their lives harder! Par for the course #Lots of things have the potential to trigger their memories - a familiar smell or a food they recognize #But there were so many things they never experienced and sifting between them is very difficult! #Especially considering most of what they ''remember'' is actually just their Reaction to Something - like the smoke smell making them tense #Sans here getting a Reaction for sure tho - being questioned and experimented on does Not feel good #It's Papyrus doing it so that's one thing but even still - not having fun with this #Papyrus is so curious! He wants to know! He always seems to be a bit left out on finding things out haha #Sans being the more science-minded of the two probably has an impact there - ask your brother he'll help figure it out #Unless he really doesn't want to because it feels weird please stop (lol) #Still tho being asked to eat things as an experiment? ''oh hey bro maybe going to grillby's will remind me of something'' ''SANS'' lol #Papyrus didn't mean anything by continuing to ask questions he's just curious! #Sans goes to write down the results and then feels Even Worse so scribbles them out #''don't tell me what to do!'' directed nowhere in particular #Tries really hard to put it out of him mind A Lot #This remembering business sure is uncomfortable! #Look what you did Gaster you took a perfectly fun data-gathering session and turned it into something they'll need therapy for!

[bumblingbabooshka]

If 'Resolutions' happened with Chakotay & Tuvok they would have made a beautiful home down there on that planet. It'd be Better Homes & Gardens material by the time they left. If it happened with Tuvok & Janeway it'd just be the captain running around barefoot chasing a monkey while Tuvok grew flowers and made comments about her not tracking dirt into the house after he just cleaned the floors.

#Chakotay & Tuvok basically get married down there but there's no discussion about this they just start acting like that #Meanwhile Janeway is just kind of slowly losing it while her surroundings get steadily cozier. How did you even make tea down here Tuvok??? #Tuvok who spent all day gathering herbs and starting a fire etc etc: Easily. #By 'basically get married down there' I mean that Tuvok accepts their situation pretty much immediately contrary to Janeway and focuses #on long term comfort and survival with Chakotay #It's still sad - especially for Chakotay who thinks he'll never see Janeway again (incorrect: Harry came to her with a plan #and she said 'I like your attitude Mr. Kim!' so they're rushing to the vidiians) but they're surviving...maybe even living #mostly their deal is focused on learning to like one another interpersonally #Meanwhile Tuvok with Janeway is more just trying gently to get her to calm down (she feels extremely guilty that this happened - #that Tuvok's never gonna get to see his family again) and they talk in depth for maybe the first time about the very real possibility #that this is it for them - on Voyager they at least had hope...but maybe that hope was an illusion the entire time...maybe- Oh! Chakotay's #here!! We're saved!!! #Chakotay #Tuvok #Kathryn Janeway #st voyager #voy #out of the potential pairings who's having sex first? #Janeway is playing don't starve & Chakotay's playing harvest moon & Tuvok is playing like...oxygen not included

[winslowat3am]

You prob won’t see this but hi! I follow you and your beautiful wife bc of your love for black women and life tips! I wanna share a story that happened yesterday where I was harassed in a gas station by an aggressive black male security guard and get nonblack poc feedback bc I no longer feel safe around black men and just curious to what advice or thoughts you have.

Last night I walked inside a pilot gas station to use the restroom where I wore a yellow camo track suit with the hood up bc I was cold. The security told me to take my hood down even tho there was no policy where I could see and followed me to the restroom door and called me out my name (I heard him thru the door), after I finished in the restroom I went to confront him at the register he was hiding behind where we got into a heated verbal exchange , I cussed him out amd I hurt his ego evidently bc he felt the need to follow me outside to escalate it but I outtalked him and got in my car. I never took my hood down. I went back in the gas station with a girlfriend for water after informing her of what happened where he then tried to make me remove my hood again and tried to encourage the women at the registers to refuse me service bc I wouldn’t remove my hood, we got into it again. He was aggressive, approached me slamming his hand on the counter, got loud, and sensitive bc I got the best of him twice verbally and in the end I still got the water and never took my hood down; the nice white lady at the register took my money from my friend who paid for it, the black woman at the register was a m@mmy. He nitpicked my outfit and physical appearance but ppl passing thru wore hoods and had pants hanging off their asses, tummy shirts, brought dogs in the store, but was never harassed like I was. I don’t have a problem following a policy but I won’t follow a policy when it’s enforced on me but no one else. So I called the police and they told me to file a complaint with corporate and see what I can do about it so I will be calling them in the morning. Did I mention the security tried to get me banned for trespassing just bc i didn’t back down and verbally whooped him?? LOLL!!! I’ll be carrying a switchblade from now on and learning to shoot a gun real soon!

Read my tags. I'm assuming you're a bw? It doesn't take all the hoodrat buffoonery Glocktavious displayed to ask someone to remove their hood. Talk to a lawyer, they'll help you go about prosecuting Dustavious the right way. So unprofessional. I hope this isn't a late response, I don't really check Tumblr lately or read every ask but yours grabbed my attention. You did the right thing! Always stand up for yourself. You're a savage for checking his ass. Never be afraid of a man, & keep a weapon on you. 👏👏👏👏Insecure, pussy "men" pick fights with women, they think being aggressive & loud intimidates you & they never prepare for a strong retort that shuts their shit down. My completely honest & straightforward unfiltered pov: We need to address the fact that the bullying of bw is a problematic behavior that is perpetuated by bm primarily (not all, but atp it's so common it might as well be). You'd be better off opening up your dating options to men outside of your race, tbh. (Be very selective & careful when itrl dating). Non-bm build their communities & protect their women. [Redacted] That's why I don't understand why some ww leave wm, who have privilege & power, for bm, who 9/10 don't have anything to offer except dick, kids & struggle love. Even when bm manage to have success it doesn't change their crusty ass mentality. I recently learned that a bw is killed by a bm every six hours. [Redacted] Bm are the only race of men who publicly bash, degrade & bully their race of women while praising, fetishizing & worshipping non-bw. But you can't expect men who hate themselves to love or value you. I see the bs bw have to deal with daily & it saddens me. I feel like they target bw cause they think it'll make them men & acceptable in the eyes of wm, it's embarrassing. [Redacted] I can't imagine treating my baby like that. [Redacted] I'll never post or reblog a "this is a safe space for everyone" post. It's not. I don't post for them. I don't want racists/colorists in my space where bw & woc tell me that they feel safe, seen & protected. I gatekeep my blog so that you're safe expressing your feelings here. I thought it was obvious since I never acknowledge bm but it needs to be said. I 100% agree with the bw advising bw to choose higher quality men. You should watch Cynthia G & Paris Milan on YouTube & other black women who cover domestic & racial topics, it's very educational & insightful, they offer a lot of perspective & I agree with so many points they make. [Redacted] The best advice I can give you is to run & never look back. Good luck. ❤️

#you can sue him personally for discrimination & verbal harassment & file a complaint with corporate #If you're banned from the store then you can have the cops get his information & press charges #once corporate finds out about the incident he'll more than likely lose his job #Make sure to stress that he intentionally embarrassed you by making a scene followed you to the bathroom & outside of the store in attempt #to escalate the situation he was highly aggressive & approached you & that you felt scared for your safety which caused emotional distress #those are super important details & ultimately where he fucked up #& if you're able to write down the date/time this occurred & have the camera footage obtained by police & your friends as witnesses #it'll help your case #The moment someone loses their cool & lowers themself even lower than they already are you already won #As you go through life the more jackasses you'll encounter & you'll become so immune that shit won't even anger you the way it used to #Speaking from experience #I don't see him living long cause losers who fuck with people & think being loud & ghetto gives them an upper hand never live a long life #toxic masculinity is a fear of strong women masked by a fraudulent superiority complex #he's corny asf if the only thing he could think to call you was ugly like what guy doesn't automatically run to that as an insult? #They even use it when they get rejected it's always that or 'bitch' cause they're sooo original #they're tiring #long post #ask

[luminarot]

ONCE YOU’RE STRIPPED CLEAN, WHAT IS AT YOUR CORE ?

cauterizing rage.

the house has burned around you, and you’re the only one left standing. is it gratifying to be the survivor? fear and anger are weapons in your capable hands, used only to serve your agenda of fighting back when deemed necessary. you're a powerful person, built from the ashes of your despair and your family's mistakes. with time, you'll bloom into someone softer, like the full blossoms that grow each spring and wither away with the leaves in fall. they won't disappear if you take your eyes off of them. you're enough.

tagged by: @dcwnthercbbithcle tagging: @mehrcedita , @lessluck ( for Any muse across all your blogs tbh!!<3 ) , @princetorn + anybody else who would like!!!

#dash games. #muse: wes. #(( shook by this being wesleys answer bc he NEVER gets angry!! Ever!! )) #(( but fear?? Fear he knows. more than he knows himself. fear IS wesley for so long. it WAS wielded against him - like anger was )) #(( hed never want to be that cruel )) #(( however.... i DOO think this is so fitting anyway like. he WILL fight and defend others if need be. he'll put himself in harms way )) #(( w no hesitation. )) #(( & he IS unsettling. he's scary! he's a horror when he transforms- & he KNOWS it. it revolts him & scares him too )) #(( and thats not to mention the way his unsettling demeanor/bluntness/brevity can set people off )) #(( also. god that first line?? THE HOUSE BURNED DOWN AROUND YOU. yeah. y e a h. despite his best efforts he IS the only crane left )) #(( built from the ashes of your despair/familys mistakes. god his dads anger & all the abuse & his mom staying despite it all. )) #(( his dads anger LITERALLY shaping him. in life molding him w/ fear/anger/pain. murdering him & turning him into the living corpse he is ) #(( or the ghost he becomes in other verses )) #(( but IDEALLY. ideally he gets to build a new self out of those ruins!! from the ashes!! )) #(( and maybe that person gets to be softer. maybe he gets to realize that OTHERS can be soft and kind too. )) #(( ANYWAY ANYWAY MANY THOUGHTS MANY FEELINGS!!!! thank you sooooo so much for tagging me bunni ))

[arundolyn]

its really interesting to me how the resident vampires in general of gg and bb have such completely different ideologies. mostly in reference to slayer and rachel but i think this somewhat extends to clavis also bc iirc he wasnt an observer but still kinda played by the same rules. theres at least a plot reason for rachel not to stick her nose into anything plotwise but she still kinda does anyway and i think even if she didnt have the bystander restrictions she wouldnt deign to interact with anyone all that often. i like the dichotomy of the alucards' general attitudes towards humans being at least moderately scornful and superior to some extent even if not actively despite still ultimately wanting to help out (mostly rachel tbh but theres still elements of the typical fiction vampire superiority complex type shit just in general vibes wise for all three of them, esp in relation to like. fuzzy) and slayer's attitude that humanity is a beautiful thing and wanting to help the people he comes across despite having no particular incentive to do so aside from personal fascination and goodwill. rachel already built in having some level of scorn for humans as lesser and also having ample incentive to never interfere with the main storyline as it carries out but doing it anyway because despite these things she still cares despite the active threat to her Literal Existence vs slayer having no skin in the game either way if he does or doesnt help anyone out but still deciding to try to help others find their way regardless just because if nothing else its the most interesting thing to do from his perspective. he has no external motivation TO or NOT TO interfere with anything, its just essentially long term people watching and hed rather do good than do nothing

#crow.txt #ggposting #blazblueposting #not a dunk on rachel or any of the alucards for once its just an interesting dichotomy #and also the like. slayer being very chill with the whole living forever thing. he gets to be with his wife forever and help lost souls #and hes content with this. pretty cool #and whole assassins guild thing WOOF. #also not to say slayer doesnt have any supernatural superiority complex adjacent stuff going on #its just more flippant and subtle. hes chill about it. he states it like a fact cause it is and jokes about it #like ah yes ill try not to crack you in half like a twig sorry about that! #vs rachels whole Bark Like A Dog You Are Beneath Me Worm Become The Dirt I Tread On shtick #which very. very. very quickly gets tired. between her and valk. like its funny at times but i never really like haughty bitches #unless theyre funny or self aware about it in some way. like wagner unib is just so fucking unhinged about it that its hilarious. #she grew on me. rachel admittedly has too over time but theres just some inherently grating aspects in my brain #shes not even funny about it............. #like eliza too. talks mad shit. she can back it up at least. like hardcore. rachel can too but its kinda boring #eliza is ready and willing to just cut someone down for being remotely in her way. she dgaf. #i think one of the most crucial differences is you can talk to slayer However and he'll be chill about it to some extent #vs rachel getting big fucking mad if you say something unintentionally disrespectful like calling her a kid. and acting like shes not #like if your first response to a normal person saying 'uh hey kid wheres your parents??' is Lightning #i dont think youre actually as high and mighty as you like to act. youre just kinda irritating and childish #the 'you have to respect me utmost before i treat you like a human being' is not cute ma'am