#I should be asleep

[stealthrockdamage]

i believe it was sun tzu who said wifi is okay if you're close to the router

#i should be asleep

[farlontjosh]

#196 #r/196 #shitpost #i should be asleep

[starfinss]

ᴡᴇ ᴡʀᴇꜱᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴜꜱᴋ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴅᴀᴡɴ

Haha nobody requested this but I can’t sleep so here we are.

—𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘠𝘶𝘶𝘫𝘪, 𝘔𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘪, 𝘕𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘪, 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰, 𝘛𝘰𝘨𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢.

— 𝘐𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘪 𝘠𝘶𝘶𝘫𝘪 — ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜰɪᴄ ʜᴇʀᴇ

— Will absolutely not complain but also will not sit still. 

— He’ll be grabbing your thighs, your breasts, your waist, guiding you along as he moves his hips with yours. 

— Yuuji is a very giving lover, even when he’s not the one on top.

— Plus, the view is nothing to complain about. 

— The boy is obsessed with your body. He loves the way you move, no matter the scenario, and to see you on top of him like that is heaven. 

— Expect him to toss in little compliments about just how stunning you are, awestruck and punch drunk in love. 

— How did he ever get so lucky? 

— Whispering sweet nothings in your ear, basically just praising how amazing you make him feel. 

— He’s not quiet about it, either. Low groans and growls, moans against your skin.

— Hell, when is this man ever quiet? It’s just not part of who he is. 

— He’s also not small. Like, he is thick, and I love that the rest of the fandom unanimously agrees that Yuuji has a big dick. 

— You’ll quickly be getting cock drunk, and Yuuji won’t be complaining. 

— Yuuji has superhuman stamina, so you’re probably going to end up pinned underneath him after your legs start getting tired, but nobody ever said that was a bad thing. 

— His refractory period barely exists at all, and all he needs is a few minutes before he’s ready to keep going, if even that long. 

— He’ll beg you for another round, and you’ll be helpless to give him what he wants. 

— 𝘍𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘶 𝘔𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘪

— You might expect Megumi to be shy, but he isn’t. 

— He’s pretty reserved, so if he’s being vulnerable enough to let you be with him like that, you know he trusts you. 

— I think he’s a very passionate person, and he likes showing you that. 

— Also, he’s kind of a tease.

— You know how snarky Megumi is, just wait until you’re intimate. 

— He’ll be whispering dirty things into your ear, hands on your waist as he guides you up and down the length of his cock.

— Megumi prefers being the one in control, because it means he can fuck you until you’re a babbling mess, and he loves knowing that he was the cause of that.

— However, if you ask if you can be on top, it’s not like he’s going to say no. 

— He’s happy to relinquish control, as long as he still gets some power. 

— Just because you’re on top doesn’t mean he’s going to let you do everything. 

— He often starts gentle, but then grows rougher and quicker as he goes on. 

— Megumi is a very patient young man normally, but he just can’t help himself when he’s inside of you. 

— Enjoys edging himself, all while getting you off over and over, and tends to thrust deep when he finally reaches his climax. 

— 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶 — ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜰɪᴄ ʜᴇʀᴇ

— Gojo doesn’t care what position he’s in, as long as you’re both feeling good.

— He actually might be the one to suggest you being on top.

— Likely to pull you into his office for something like this, not even bothering to keep quiet as you bounce on his cock. 

— He delights in your flushed cheeks, finding the faces you make to be as adorable as they are sexy. 

— Like Yuuji, he doesn’t sit still. He loves grabbing at your hips as you ride him, his thumb finding your cit. The way you tighten around him when he does that is incredible. 

— He talks a lot. If you thought you couldn’t get him to shut up normally, get ready for when you’re having sex. 

— He is the king of dirty talk, and he knows just what to say to get you weak in the knees. 

— He might let you take the lead for a little while, but then he’ll get impatient and need to grab onto you, but that’s kind of the opposite of a problem. 

— If you’re going too slow, he’ll remedy that, whispering into your ear how he just couldn’t help himself. 

— He’s a man addicted, and you’re his substance of choice. 

— Soft teasing and praise will be whispered against your skin, fueled by your whimpers and whines. 

— Gojo’s stamina is substantial, so you’re going to end up pretty sore.

— 𝘙𝘺𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘚𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢

— I hope you had no plans of walking any time soon. 

— If you thought Sukuna would let anyone take the lead for more than a handful of seconds, you thought wrong. 

— His arm is around your waist as he works you up and down his cock, at a bruising, punishing pace. 

— He plans to make you cum over and over until you lose count, the look of tortured pleasure on your face only making him go faster. 

— Sometimes, just to tease you, he’ll let you go on your own, sitting back as he watches you fuck yourself stupid on his cock, only taking over once again when you beg for it. 

— You in his lap, riding him like that, it makes him feel like a king.

— He’s got a sadistic streak a mile long, and will fuck you senseless, until you’re so overstimulated that tears are streaming down your cheeks.

— Once he’s started, it’s nearly impossible to get him to stop. 

— Sukuna is big on manhandling, so come morning (or whenever he decides he’s done) you’ll be covered in bruises and bite marks and love bites. He likes showing everyone that you belong to him and him only. 

— It doesn’t help that he likes to bite into your shoulder, especially when you’re on top. 

— You’re only human, though, so he doesn’t want to actually break you. Just to come close.

— So when you reach the very outer reaches of the limits of it all, he’ll gradually come to a stop, but shh, don’t tell anyone he has that soft spot for you. 

— 𝘕𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘪 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰

— Nanami lets you do as you please. 

— At least, for a little while. 

— He enjoys seeing you lose yourself, face twisted in pleasure as he gets a perfect, unobstructed view of his cock disappearing inside of you over and over again. 

— Once he gets really worked up, he starts moving with you, gently guiding you up and down his cock, but never strong enough to force you to move. 

— If you ask him to manhandle you, though, he won’t complain. 

— He’s not very loud, often defaulting to soft groans, but he gives the occasional louder one if you tighten around him or swivel your hips just right. 

— He’s not the type of man to beat around the bush, so if you do something he likes, he will immediately voice his approval, either with words or with an approving sound. 

— He doesn’t speak much, finding it rather difficult to do so in the throes of passion, but you’ll get the occasional curse or whispered praise, overlapping with your name. 

— Nanami likes you to feel good, too, so he does what he can to make sure that happens, either by using his mouth on your breasts or neck, or rubbing your clit with his thumb. 

— He gets more vocal as he gets closer, moaning lowly against your skin, speaking in a hushed, heated whisper as he praises you over and over, telling you just how good you make him feel. 

— He loves when your hands tangle in his hair, or your thighs squeeze around his hips. It drives him crazy. Any sign that you’re feeling good does. 

— 𝘐𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪 𝘛𝘰𝘨𝘦 ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜰɪᴄ ʜᴇʀᴇ

— Loud. So, so loud. 

— Toge can’t speak normally, so this is one of the only times he can be vocal, even if it isn’t with many words.

— Oh, don’t get me wrong, he’ll speak. 

— You both love the effects his cursed speech have on you. 

— The first time he used it, purely on accident, was when a single word slipped out, and you came so hard you cried. 

— “Faster.” “Harder.” “Fuck me.” “More.” “Cum, now.”

— Those are the words he speaks to you, and they leave you helpless as you fuck yourself dumb on his cock, lust drunk and babbling his name.

— Physical touch is Toge’s love language since he’s not able to speak much, so when you’re having sex, he makes damn sure that you know how much he loves you. 

— His hands will roam your body, his mouth meeting yours or closing around your nipples, because he knows you love his tongue, and how you can feel the cursed writing stinging and almost vibrating against your skin.

— He loves overstimulating you, as well as himself, and he also knows you love hearing his voice, so when you’re on top, or in any position, really, he loves letting you hear him. 

— Here’s to hoping the walls are thick, because the whole building will be hearing him, and, from the way he’s touching you, they’ll be hearing you as well. 

— Toge isn’t picky when it comes to positions, and he loves being ridden as much as he loves missionary or any other position, just as long as he’s inside of you, and both of you feel good.

Any guesses how long this took me? It took me so long, I kept putting it off. AND NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS.

Also, if anyone wants one shots based on any of these headcanons, send an ask letting me know and I’ll write it.

#Jujutsu Kaisen #Smut #n.sfw #fanfiction #yuuji itadori #itadori yuuji #itadori yuji x reader #megumi x reader #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #fushiguro megumi x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento #ryomen sukuna #sukuna x reader #this is spicy #This was fun #I should be asleep #whoops I’ve fallen down a jjk rabbit hole again #nobody save me I’m fine with this #Headcanons #Headcanon #jjk headcanons #I’m going to hell #jjk inumaki #inumaki toge #toge inumaki #inumaki x reader

[geekforhorror]

thinking about how anakin would be this confident, strong, cocky general in front of all of his men only to be fucked like a pathetic little rag doll in his quarters on his bed, becoming a little moaning mess for you <3

“now what would your men think if they knew that their general was such a little whore for me, hm?” you say while guiding his cock deeper into while he’s panting and begging you to cum.

#i should be asleep #but i had to share #this makes me feral #anakin skywalker smut #anakin smut #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin skywalker #anakin fic #anakin imagine #anakin fanfiction #anakin x reader #anakin x you #hayden christensen #star wars #star wars fanfiction

[noritaro]

boys who hate eachother

#getarod #rodimus #getaway #maccadam #nori art #i should be asleep #bahahhahaha

[teaboot]

BRUH I am sobbing and crying and wailing on a chaise lounge, I found this meme with a caption about something something 'ha ha that feel when you're unattractive' bullshit and had to straight up turn my phone off for a sec.

Look at this man. LOOK at him. I have no idea who he is what he is where he is what this is from, zero context at all but buddy is FINE. I can only hope he's not some In Real Life Asshole because he's CUT.

I swear to God with my luck watch this be like. A candid of some rando about to kick some puppies, but like. The chest. The arms. The belly. Dude is a TANK. Dude looks like he could bench press a car. Dude looks like he could fight an alligator with his bare hands during his lunch break at the Bending Steel Beams factory. Buddy is. Good To Look At.

What is this. What year is it. Who am I. When did we all collectively decide that the Only Beautiful Form is whatever the fuck we did to. Fuckin. Whoever that superhero guy was with the veins and shit.

Some bitch out there seriously cropped a photo of a man who looks like you could lay your head on his chest and hear a mighty war drum and the splitting of pine trees in the winter and went "ha ha, you know when your body is bad?"

Imagine a world where people gnaw on a peach pit and throw out the fruit. Devastating

#Seriously though what is this #Body image #Rambling #I should be asleep #God please don't be a dickhead whoever you are

[teddybeartoji]

yeah yeah yeah whatever i'm also thinking abt snow leopard!gojo clinging to your legs n thighs as you're getting ready to leave. like he's just refuuusing to let you go. he nuzzles his face into your soft flesh and his tail wrapps around your ankle and it's so fucking hard to leave bc c'mon:((((( he just wants your attention:(((((((((( he wants you to play with him:(((((((((

#the brainrot is very real rn #i should be asleep #send help #or more thoughts actually #or fanart🤭🤭 #let's all be crazy abt him together #snow leopard!gojo #angel boy #mickey is daydreaming #tw hybrids

[babybatlover]

Tjd hcs!

warnings: nfsw, mdni!!!, minor alcohol, im pretty sure thats all

below the cut 💋💋

Rhea has 1 of the boys fuck you (could be mouth or cunt depending on preference) while she fingers your ass

She love watching you get fucked in both holes while you lay in her lap

Damian is the most dominant, then rhea, then finn (he’s a full switch be fr), dom dom, then you(you are most submissive)

KISSES

neck kissing and soft kisses 

Omg rhea and damian love biting

Biting you, you biting, they font care just teeth and tongue and skin and they will be happy

Finn like shibari, and hes GREAT at it. A fuckin master at doing shibari

Dom like being able to hold and touch his doms so handcuffs/bondage is only used as a punishment

One time rhea and dame make you wear one of the remote phone controlled vibrators to a movie and sat in the back row of the movie theater so they could tease you the entire time

You slip in subspace easy so if you slip in public damian holds you hand and rhea will talk for you so you dont get too overwhelmed

I feel like the some of the other superstars have picked up on it like becky and seth so if they have to go out when ur in subspace they make sure you dont drop

Also when your drinking you drop easily so if you drink they are always very careful with you 

Rhea has a breeding kink (im sorry but bffr its the only time shes submissive is when shes being fucked and filled)

Mommy and Daddy kink!!! 

This is all i have but i will have more

#lee writes #Wwe #wwe #wwe smut #rhea ripley x reader #tjd x reader #Poly!judgement day #Tjd #rhea ripley #finn balor #rhea ripley smut #damian preist #damian priest smut #dominik mysterio #sub rhea ripley #Sub reader #judgement day smut #I will get on my knees for them #i should be asleep

[azurdlywisterious]

For brahmin, theres always twice as many stars

#fallout new vegas #brahmin #i should be asleep #fallout #something something that two headed calf poem idk im still sick

[howicked]

pat: very good, cap! 😊 cap: *malfunctions* 🥰

#bbc ghosts #pat butcher #the captain #patcap #jim howick #ben willbond #six idiots #them there #*woodworm men (03x03) #*part of the family (03x06) #bbcghostsedit #dakotasvibe #userligaya #he craves for praise but can't handle it when it's there #he's literally me #they're giving me the brain scramblies #sorry if the layout sucks #i should be asleep

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Jonny and/or Tim likes to wear their goggles sometimes so no one can see what their looking at (Drumbot boobs)

#pls tell me there's a raph and ivy vers of that meme somewhere and i didn't imagine it tho pls pls #the mechanisms #i should be asleep #drumbot brian #jonny d'ville #gunpowder tim

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

im almost asleep so starting a cursed thing before i do, as is tradition

why do humans have bones? wrong answers only.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #mmmmmmhm #i know a lot of you bone maggots #this one's for you #i know my fanbase so well #i should be asleep #i missed causing chaos on this fucking site

[thebluespacecow]

Yeah, sure, dude snarls and scowls, bares his teeth. But he's still holding your hand while you try and find your snacks at midnight in the corner store closest to your apartment. He still half listens when you mutter something or the other about how you're pretty certain you saw them on a diffrent shelf, or a diffrent corner store entierly. It dosn't matter, he still wadles with you to the next, mumbling under his breath about how you'll catch a cold for forgetting your coat. He gives you his because you pout.

The cold nips at his cheeks, he's still bleary eyed and he thinks he'll kill whoever took the photo of him and his bed tousled hair. But you do a little spin, grinning with the ease of someone who's loopy, when whatever you were unable to sleep about is finaly in your hands, paid for. The street lamp makes you look golden, it ultametly makes up for the fact that he'll wake up late for work tomorrow.

#i should be asleep #literaly #it's 4 am #but! #i had to get this out of me before i forgot #exuse my grammer #it's late and i only lerned like a minute ago how to spell certain #bakugou katsuki #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bnha #bnha x reader #mha #mha x reader #blurb #short simething #idk what this is #ap writes #ap rambles #can you tell i'm craving something #and not just the intamicy and love #but like #a snack perhaps?

[thattripleabattery]

Yall don’t even know the hold that marvel animated tv shows had on me like did yall know earths mightiest heroes is such a well done comic adaptation with good writing? Do yall even know that your silly little domestic avengers live in stark tower fanfic were true for the first two season of avengers assemble? Do yall even know how good Wolverine and the X-men is? Do yall know how silly and goofy hulk and the agents of smash is? Don’t even get me started on the spider man shows

#I should be asleep #rant #marvel #marvel animated universe #avengers earth's mightiest heroes #avengers assemble #wolverine and the x men #hulk and the agents of smash #spectacular spider man #ultimate spider man

[moominpopzz]

Who up.. uh. kicking their.. demons? Demoning … their kicks.. fuckin somethinf

Messy lipstick kisses save me…

#it’s 1am #I should be asleep #anyways #Dakota constantly has some color of lipstick stain on his lips bc everytime Ashe puts on lipstick #he gets too excited cause she’s pretty and has to kiss her #and then Ashe has to fix it and put on more and he kisses her again #it’s a never ending cycle #ALSO.. ASHE IN KOTAS DC JACKET PLEAAASE SAVE ME #I should write a fic ab them adn messy kisses cause they make me so giggly #jrwi pd #jrwi #prime defenders #ashe winters #jrwi prime defenders #dakota cole #demonkicks #jrwi fanart #jrwi demonkicks #jrwi dakota #jrwi ashe winters #Moomins gallery<3

[lolathestoryteller]

„But she hated him!“ — „Nah, she didn’t.“

#jily #moodboard #their relationship #hp #james potter #lily evans potter #harry potter #the marauders era #i should be asleep