Thinking abt ai betty "dying" in front of Simon and her final action as an ai built on bettys memories, was to leave Simon agonizing over what she was trying to tell him before she glitches out. When asked, she says, "I only said that so you wouldn't stop thinking about me." Like. Betty wanting to possess Simon's mind rearranging it's coding to her ends and disregarding simons protests. Despising ice king because he doesn't remember her. Despising the crown. It wasn't because of some kind of blind following. It wasn't because Simon was simply selfish. She did these things because She was selfish, stubborn, determined to do things her way and no one else's (not even simons!) Something beautiful was taken from her and she will get it back!!!!!! She was not some poor hapless innocent girl! She has committed atrocities and by god I refuse to disregard her affinity for the extreme, the reckless, the self destructive to say it's all simons fault for not getting on a bus or something. I guess what im saying is support women's wrongs <3
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Cluemaster: Hey, bro, I know I never call...
Kiteman: You did drunk call me that one time.
Cluemaster: I already said I was sorry for spreading around that you were in love with your kite and calling you to brag about it. As you said I was hella drunk and angry your weird ass podcast somehow now has the same level of fans as my old gameshow. Who the fuck cares that much about kites? Or C list vilany?
Kiteman: Did you just call to remind me why I hate you?
Cluemaster: Of course not, Chucky boy, your my favorite lil bro.
Kiteman: Arthur... I'm your only brother.
Cluemaster: Yeah? You're still my favorite.
Kiteman: Okay. Fine. What do you want?
Cluemaster: You're good with kids right?
Kiteman: Oh do you want me to babysit little Steph? I haven't see her since she was a baby! That'll be soo much fun!
Cluemaster: Oh, no, no. She is too old for a babysitter. I kindda called 'cause I need your advice.
Kiteman: Sure. Go on.
Cluemaster: How would you stop a prank war between your teen daugther and your bussiness partner that happens to be living at your house?
Kiteman: Woah. Define prank war?
Cluemaster: Like they just being annoying with each other... like non-stop Shrek music and painting one of her walls green?
Kiteman: Are you working with a child, Artie?
Cluemaster: No. Childrem are not really good at puzzle robberies.
Kiteman: So who the hell is in a prank war with your fourteen year old daugther? Is it that Polka Dot weirdo?
Cluemaster: ... Riddler.
Kiteman: Be honest, Arthur.
Cluemaster: I am!
Kiteman: Why the fuck would he work with you? Didn't he like was brought on to one of your trials and tried to sue you for being a copycat?
Cluemaster: No idea. I don't really remember all my trials.
Kiteman: Fair. Still isn't he like an actual treat? Like Batman actually tries to be always involved in his crimes instead of just sending a Robin or a cop kindda treat? Or hangs out with Cooblepot and Harley Quinn and fucking Catwoman and even Scarecrow and Joker kindda treat?
Cluemaster: Yes, so what?
Kiteman: He is waaay above your league. How the fuck do you got him to work with you?
Cluemaster: He is working for me because he recognizes my genius.
Kiteman: *sarcasm* Yeah, sure. At least it explains why I've been hearing that your plans don't totally suck anymore.
Cluemaster: Will you help me or not?
Kiteman: Anything for little Steph. But seriusly bro, the guy is a mentally instable killer, he is real Arkham loonie, A-lister and all this shit are you sure is safe to have him living with you? Specially if he and Stephanie are fighting!? She is just a kid! What if this prank war thing escalates and next thing she is in saw type death trap or something?
Cluemaster: Well than help me not to! I can't just kick him out, do you know how much I've been proffiting later?
Kiteman: And also he is an instable killer that used to hate you and wouldn't react well to being kicked out?
Cluemaster: Yeah, this too. Look I think you're overestimating the guy. He is smart and all and he can take a punch but I could take him out real easy in a one on one. He screamed like a little girl when he found a roach in the kitchem. I think I'll be fine.
Kiteman: Sure, you do you.... Maybe.... you could just.... help them find something they have in common? A TV show they like or something. It used yo work with us. They will bond over the thing and forget they hate each other for a bit.
Cluemaster: See was it that hard to help me?
*Chuck hangs up*
[Three months later]
Cluemaster: Chuck! I need help!
Kiteman: Can you call in another time? I'm bowlling with the guys, Calendar Man and Condiment King cannot win a second time, one weird rap about their love conquering all was ENOUGHT.
Cluemaster: Is about the whole prank war between Nygma and Stephanie thing.
Kiteman: Oh. So I guess my advice didn't work.
Cluemaster: No, no, it did. It worked way to well actually.
Kiteman: *worried* That sounds bad.
Cluemaster: Yeah... it happened that the thing they had in common was that they really hate me.
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I made a Hazbin OC, their name is Cloudee (they usually go by Dee), they go by she/they, they're a cloud cat demon, and I love them. I'm throwing this all here just to have a place for it.
They have fluffy, cloud-like hair (with ears) and fur on the paws, down the spine, and their tail. When they get emotional, the white shifts to dark grey like storm clouds and they emit lightning, rain, wind, snow, and hail, depending on the emotion, and you can hear thunder in the background.
They can also roar to produce thunder and produce the other elements more offensively (i.e. shooting lightning bolts, breathing wind, hurling ice shards, etc.). They also, of course, get bigger and turn more cat-like.
Their emotions can also affect the weather, depending on the intensity of the emotions. Spoilers: it happens a lot because they are a very emotional person.
They have periwinkle skin, raindrop-shaped freckles, and lightning bolt-shaped "tiger stripes". They can also temporarily puff away in the shape of a cloud. They have silvery sclera and stormy green irises.
Their backstory is tied with Alastor's because of course. Essentially, Dee's father was the only victim of Alastor to escape, and he was targeted because he was the only cop who got close enough to figure out that Alastor was a serial killer. Unfortunately, after he escaped, he was filled with paranoia and became corrupt and abusive in an attempt to regain some control over his life.
His wife left him but she also left behind Cloudee who proceeded to be abused by her dad and she watched him ruin the lives of countless people as a dirty cop until finally, she couldn't handle it anymore. During an extremely violent storm, everyone in the town was told to evacuate but Cloudee knocked out her father and tied him up and then they stayed in their house together (because of the guilt) and they were both killed by the storm.
Alastor was ecstatic to find her and her father in Hell because he knew that the reason that Cloudee's father managed to muster the will and strength to escape was because he wanted to be there for Cloudee (who wasn't born yet) and his wife. Alastor had finally found where they were living and after he was done burying his current victim, he was going to go and finish the job. Sadly, he was killed before he could.
So, as you can imagine, he was thrilled to find them both there and took the opportunity to torment them both. He struck a deal with Cloudee's father, not for his soul, but for Dee's. That he wouldn't finish the job if he sold Alastor Dee, and Dee's dad being the total cowardly piece of shit he is, agreed.
So, yeah, she's been with him for a while (she and Husk grew close as friends over their shared fate of being at the end of Alastor's leash) and at some point during Alastor's 7 year "sabbatical", she managed to run away and find her way to the hotel and was hiding there, but of course, Alastor found the hotel and was very pleasantly surprised to find her there.
Now they're both at the hotel, and Dee is extremely interested in trying to be redeemed, though Alastor likes to torment her by claiming she's being selfish and only doing it to escape him and that she doesn't actually care about being a better person and haha it totally fucks her up because YEAH that what her goal was at the start, but everything is different now because she has friends who care about her, she has a real family now, and they inspire her to be better.
Alastor's favorite activity with her is musing over the fact that he's the reason she's in Hell, because by all means, she could have had a perfect life because her dad had managed to escape death, but things ended up the way they did and he's all about the "fate" bullshit.
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