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this look for him was busted but they should have kept the eyeliner... it was kunty
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tonight were letting the brivari talk
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obsessed with the line in rock cried out where refa is like "oh mollaris been interacting with ALIENS too much" 1.) i love when aliens say that in scifi 2.) girl 馃槶 one of those "aliens" is framing you for murdering londo's gf bitch there's a gas leak in your house!!!!!
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emperorcartagia 3 days
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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emperorcartagia 3 days
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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something
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I stand with my cancelled wife
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went to my gf's house for dinner. had her drink the wine her parents offered me in case it was poisoned. needless to say they were impressed by my political savviness and her one-sided willingness to die for me
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the despicable count dooku has eaten twelve cookies before suppertime
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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I鈥檓 starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don鈥檛 want to confront & come to terms with that right now
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i feel like i make absolutely no sense on here and say a whole lot of nothing burger shit but i promise i have very complex feelings and thoughts about the show that ARENT about what ive talked about on this blog i just need to scream about that specifically a lot. lol
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the only thing jms ever gave me were these goddamn curtains and also pain
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Chimay Castle, Hainaut Province, Belgium
Courtesy: The World Of Interiors
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Things are moving in the dark by Emi Martinez
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i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag
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hold on. why does he have a confirmed birth place? when is this EVER mentioned? help???
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my dealer: got some straight gas馃槢馃敟this strain is "the fall of centauri prime" 馃槼 you'll be zonked off your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw some drakh in the palace
my buddy vir pacing: the interstellar alliance is lying to us
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