#he’s just got a juicy

[dollwritesarchive]

Pss, somebody told me Hal is canonically the 2nd best ass of DC. Pass it on.

he’s the 1st TBH

#I know the Nightwing girlies are gonna wanna FIGHT but if you just hear me out rq #Hal’s suit is made of energy right 🤨 #and dicks suit is made of like… spandex #making his ass look better than everyone else’s #but like hal doesn’t have that THATS ALL HIM #he’s just got a juicy #fat #dumpy #but I will admit that dicks ass is definitely 2nd in line #mans packed

[bruciemilf]

“Glad you came with me after all, Smallville?”

(Based on my hockey player! Bruce AU)

#thought can you imagine how fun it’d be if clark was a hockey player too #just from the rival team. however — he keeps a secret identity. he’s solely there cause #he got moved to the sports column and he uses the juicy gossip as material #bruce having the biggest crush on the metropolis’ titans mystery player without realising that’s his reporter crush Clark kent #wahhhh #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #dc fanart #fanart #clark kent #superbat #art #my art #lee draws sometimes

[mamawasatesttube]

an excerpt of the kon & cass genderisms fic im very excited about but still nowhere near done with:

The idea of Kon looking like a girl is kind of absurd, when Cass first thinks of the word. It brings to mind Steph, first and foremost. Brenda, too, though. And others.

But some of Brenda’s friends were tall, or broad-shouldered. Some of them dressed like Kon. The thought brings with it a pang, as always; Cass wishes she’d gotten to know them better, before…

Before.

But anyway. Not the point. The point is, Cass has seen Barbara call people without skirts or breasts girls or women, sometimes, too. So maybe Kon looking like a girl isn’t as weird as he seems to think it is.

She hums, cocking her head to the side. “What is a girl?”

“Huh?”

Next to her, Kon blinks. He frowns up at the stars, then rolls over and props himself up on one arm, and reaches over to playfully poke her nose.

“Well, I dunno exactly. You were Bat-girl, weren’t you? Shouldn’t you know?”

But that isn’t because of any… kinship with the word. No… what’s the word? Affinity. No particular affinity. Or is it connection? Something like that. Regardless, Cass shakes her head. “Barbara’s name. I just kept it.”

“Oh.” Kon frowns slightly. “I dunno, either, honestly. I mean, TV will tell you a girl is someone who likes girly stuff, but that’s stupid, ‘cuz plenty of girls don’t like girly stuff, and I mean, I do like so-called girly stuff, I guess, like knitting or baking, and I’m not a girl. So…” He shrugs, rolling back over onto his back. A moment later, though, he picks his head up and peers at her. “Are you—is this—I mean, are you trying to tell me you’re not a girl?”

The way he holds himself makes it seem like that’s some kind of a big deal. Cass just shrugs. “Dunno.”

“Oh,” Kon says, again, more softly this time. “Hey, I mean—nothing wrong with that either. It’s cool.”

Cass shrugs again. “It’s just a word. To me, anyway.” It’s her turn to frown in thought. “What makes a boy a boy?” She lightly nudges his side. He’s warm against the slight night chill, and she scoots in a little closer with a hum. “You were Super-boy. Tell me.”

Kon blows out a breath. “Hoo, man. Now ain’t that just a fine pickle and a half?”

Cass wrinkles her nose. “What do pickles have to do with it?” She likes pickles. Ma Kent has a jar of crisp ones in the pantry, homemade from cucumbers grown in the garden out back. Cass likes the way they crunch between her teeth and splatter vinegar-juice on her tongue.

“Nothing. It’s… actually, I have no idea why that’s something people say.” Kon lets out a wry snort. “I came pre-programmed with slang and idioms, y’know.”

“I know,” Cass says, and pats his arm. “Pregnable.”

Kon lets out a bark of bright laughter. It reminds her of the stars. He seems so very at home here, under the night sky. The starlight matches the gentle glow of his eyes. When he isn’t wearing his glasses, it’s easy to see the inhuman blue.

“Aw, man,” Kon says, still grinning. “You remember that? I forgot I said that way back then.”

“It was…” Cass tilts her head. “New to me. Memorable, for that reason.” She grins mischievously. “A pregnable boy.”

Kon laughs again. Cass snuggles up to his side and throws her arm across his ribs. She likes to feel the rise and fall of his chest as he breathes.

#rimi writes #kon #cass #koncass #<- not romo just deeply affectionate friendship #they are two touch-starved little fellas #so they are all over each other <3 #the thing about cass and gender is that like... so much of it is tied to language and social custom #two things cass only very recently started to understand #so her perspective on a lot of it is just so. Whatever. it feels removed from her #whereas kon has so so so many issues about how he's perceived by others because for him privacy didn't even exist for the first few years #and the constant scrutiny of child stardom got into his head #and putting them both together about gender and presentation and figuring it out. its SOOOO juicy. to me at least #genuinely am sooo excited about this fic. i just have to write the other 2/3 of it

[0xeyedaisy]

Some greens

#incredibox #colorbox #monart #Before the docs for Green came out I thought something bad happened to Mr Time. Like they fucked up his face or something #But no. He was just wearing a silly mask #But on the other hand we got Runaway (aka Omar) going missing. As we find out later he goes missing directly into the ocean depthsit seems #Can't wait to see what juicy lore the Blue docs are gonna give us

[sciderman]

Were Peter and Harry properly a thing? Or was it more of a spur of the moment hook-up?

in 9319? it was just two sordid nights – and sweet, sweet lingering trauma...

harry so nice, peter had to have it twice.

#sci speaks #ask-spiderpool #the fic is non-explicit! and kind of vital reading to get into peter's head and all his baggage. #this fic honest to god caused me so much psychic damage to write. and i've been trapped in peter's brain ever since. #i can't get out. let me OUT. it's such a horrifying MESS up in here. #i'm really glad i wrote this because. god. peter has so many more dimensions now than he did prior. #peter levelled up so much in the ask-spiderpool revival #it's so funny because if harry didn't rear his head then peter was going to be relegated to the supportive boyfriend role. #but no sir. he's got his own messes to clean. and he's kind of become the pov character now. #which is so fun! because wade always used to be the pov character before. how the turntables... #i think boys night might be my favourite bit of writing i've done for 9319. in some messed up sort of way. #i really wish everyone'd read it. #the harry stuff in 9319 is some of my most favouritest stuff. it's so juicy. it's so juicy !! #i love the osborns kind of existing solely to get peter to question himself and face uncomfortable truths. #the osborns just being able to worm out everything that peter parker supresses. all his anger and all of his... ugly. #delicious. smacks lips.

[soullessjack]

so im on s5 of miraculous and i keep thinking about cat noirs whole “kept at a distance” arc bc it’s genuinely really interesting but gets so wasted by always winding up with him basically validating ladybugs nonsensical decisions and treatment—the same treatment that we were already shown upset him enough to destroy public properly about it. the most consistent reason LB ever gives cat about why he can’t be fully trusted or relied on is that he’s too much of a liability for their partnership to work—either because he’s too reckless, too in love with her, or his cataclysm would be too dangerous to use.

whatever it is, the baseline is that she thinks he’s a liability, and obviously that’s like salt in the wound for cat since he genuinely loves her and enjoys being partners with her, but it’s also just sad to see him continue to respect her decision and act like it isn’t a problem for him when he’s literally upset enough to physically lash out and use his powers to do so. and I know a lot of it can probably be explained by ladybug’s experience in the cat blanc timeline, but 1) she starts holding him at a distance way before that even happens, 2) she’s actively making it worse by not telling cat noir about cat blanc and why she thinks she has to exclude him for his own safety, and 3) SHE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM ABOUT CAT BLANC TO BEGIN WITH BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY A WORLD ENDING SITUATION INVOLVING HIM DIRECTLY‼️‼️‼️‼️

instead she just allows him think he’s unwanted and unnecessary, calls the shots on how he should feel about “having more free time” and ironically makes him even more susceptible to being Akumatized because of it. ladybug might not be aware that cat is adrien and has a terrible home life he actively uses his miraculous to escape from, but she’s playing right into all the key aspects that adrien resents from his father; she decides what he wants without considering or asking him, she trusts him conditionally and still distances herself enough for him to just not know certain things. it’s done with good intentions, but it still clearly affects adrien very poorly, and it’s just such a frustrating glass-chewing miscommunication that only needlessly complicates the situation

don’t even get me started on Kuro Neko where ladybug falls head over heels for the changed version of her partner and narrowly avoiding her having to actually screw up and learn a lesson about accepting cat for who he actually is because catwalker is just “too perfect” for her to function—instead of being an obedient idealized version of her best friend who lets her be in control of everything (WHEN ADRIEN LITERALLY USES HIS DOUBLE LIFE TO HAVE THE CONTROL HE DOESN’T GET AT HOME).

theres so much potential for the base concept of the miraculous of destruction and its Kwami/holder being distrusted outliers among the rest of the Kwami/holders, but the magic system sucks and it kind of loses any chance when the other Kwamis are established to be catastrophic if they use their powers without a holder. and it gets even more confusing if you consider that Fu specifically chose adrien to hold that miraculous, but then encourages Marinette to keep her distance from him and barely acknowledges him as a hero in general. Like why did you even bother testing adrien for his worthiness or whatever if you obviously don’t think he’s worthy of knowing anything about you or the rest of the miraculous OR his best friend’s identity??? but you’re totally okay with her just giving them out to anyone in Paris who’s conveniently around and having her know their identity???? master fu when I catch you master fu

auugghhhfgg I don’t know the magic system thing could be its own separate post but likeeeeee I just think the miraculous of destruction whos constantly mistrusted for no reason and goes Kamehameha Krazy in another timeline is very special and could be treated so much better if the writers were good at their job and didn’t make every character’s sole purpose be validating ladybug/marinette even when she’s in the wrong

#honestly he deserves to be a villain #at the very least an antihero. gotta push my antihero propaganda into everything I enjoy #like the same way Luka got Akumatized over his frustration with people keeping secrets #that should 100% happen to cat noir im so deadass #because like imagine if you found out your best friend saw an alternate timeline where you lost control and destroyed the city #and spent months completely isolated by what you did and slowly goinf crazy with grief and guilt and just wanting to fix it all #and she just doesnt tell you about it but she clearly sees you differently than she used to because of it #that is literally such juicy material for him to get Akumatized and yet. #Thomas Astruc you and I are public enemies now #cal.txt #miraculous ladybug #cat noir #adrien agreste #cat blanc #ladybug and chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #master fu #I need to fix this show I need to or I will also blow up Paris #I LOVE BEING AUTISTIC 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[guckies]

I don’t have many hopes for any lore conflicts especially with the soulfire members considering all the relationship conflicts were just seemingly thrown out the window as soon as they got back to quesadilla

#qsmp purgatory 2 #qsmp purgatory #that’s not to dismiss the bond that soulfire has but this is in general like ermmm #I know as well not everyone is back which is also a problem but don’t say purgatory was lore when really is was a competition that resulted #in any and all possible good juicy story making conflicts to be thrown out when they got back to quesadilla #bc the people who are villains to another refuse to be seen as such #like if cellbit jaiden baghera or slime dont drag out the conflict then i think ill crack like two weeks for nothing #two weeks for everyone to shake hands and go their separate ways two weeks fucking wasted??? #like purgatory could have resulted in such good story telling yet… left like a baby out in the wind UN FUCKJNG HEARD #aghhh idk why im pissed about it maybe i just need my roleplay queens back #qsmp neg #- tag just in case #also edit to this THE ‘RP’ BAD DID WASNT BARELY RP SINCE NO ONE ELSE WAS PARTICIPATING DUE TO HAVING A BAD TIME OR JUST TRYING TO GET OUT O #WHATEVER BULLSHIT HE PUT THEM IN ISK LIKE THE STUPID ASS SPAWN KILLING

[nutelloona]

Y'all wanna see something cool?

Of course you do

This is my bunny Ferdinando after munching on some juicy green bell pepper

Wanna see something even cooler?

There's a video!!!! Look at his little green mouth and adorable teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I could watch this all day lol #he's so naturally adorable I can't handle it #my other bunny Catarina was also snacking on some juicy green bell pepper but she's sneaky #she just yanked the food away from my hand when I got distracted and ran to hide in her tunnel to eat it privately #sneaky evil little fluff ball #pet bunny #white bunny #bunny mafia #netherland dwarf #albino bunny

[flashhwing]

beware of giving your characters silly names, lest ye end up with complicated tragic emotions associated with the word "juice"

#juice #this has been a post #look. okay. listen. i knew his name had to be Justice #for reasons #n I like having nicknames. n all i could think of for Justice was. hm. well. unfortunately. #Jussy #which is horrible and i could not tell anyone that #but it kinda sounds like Juicy. so that's what I told my party his nickname would be #n over time that got shortened to Juice. which to be fair is less ridiculous sounding than Juicy. #so now I just. have a character earnestly named Juice #and he's one of my most complicated and tragic characters #he's certainly the most doomed one #(tbh tho tbh tbh tbh all of my characters have some level of tragic in their backstory)

[gamebunny-advance]

I didn't get a chance to vote on the poll, but also noticed what would have been my answer wasn't there so I'm writing it in now- I personally see it as he's their CREATOR first, manager second. They don't call him manager in a lot of materials, and they also don't call him father, they call him "Captain" or "sir," (this being pulled from largely the additional voice actor's portrayals at least, which I think are worth at least considering in a wider scope of interpretation)

That feels like the title or nickname he'd prefer they use, hence programming them TO use it for him- and that betrays neither fatherly intent nor producer intent, but pre-existing intent he didn't change (lifting from prior coding) or that he preferred. Beyond that he definitely refers to them as troops- it is their aesthetic, but it's more impersonal

the items you get for the lore on 1010 are toys, and while it's not stated, I've always thought there was an implication that he had made them- His relationship then isn't one of a father to sons, but of a creator about his creations, which IS different. It's why he's as willing to literally throw them at you in combat and, simultaneously, seemingly instinctively, puts a hand out in front of himself to protect them when the final attack is coming- even if they are tools to some degree, he MADE them what they are and he's PROUD of that- He doesn't want to see his work destroyed

Obviously this gets increasingly more complicated if you believe that 1010 gain sapience of some degree, but I still think the relationship isn't quite what I'd call fatherhood. He is simultaneously all the family they have and deeply, inherently unlike them- yet there is undeniably pieces of him and influences from him present in them, because every creation will reflect its creator in some way, in ways they can't even predict

Then, y'know, yeah, it's being a manager time. Ultimately he's gotta organize them and tell them what to do- how he feels about that could be a variety of ways, but he is doing it nonetheless, so something about it matters to him as well- likely the vow to serve the city thing, if leading a boyband is the way to ensure the lights stay on, then he's going to do it 'till his heart gives out.

To start, I do think you're getting a little caught up in the semantics of the poll, but since you're making the case that "creator" is different from "father," I'll hear you out.

And tbh, I really like that interpretation. It's a little more nuanced from what I'm used to seeing, and it is giving me something to sink my teeth into.

I do differ in that I don't think Neon J. personally made the toys or the base 1010: I felt like the implication of the MKI - MKIII standee was that 1010 has actually been around since the wartime era, since MKI 1010 are build more similarly to the recycled battlebots in the Metro Division. Parallel to that, I think it's implied that Neon J. is a cyborg due to suffering injuries in the war. Since they appeared to exist at the same time, it seemed more likely to me that 1010 and NJ's body originated from the same source, but not that NJ was necessarily the direct creator of either them or the toys. (Though, I will admit that knowing that the toy company is called "J-1" does imply that he has something to do with it. But to rectify that, I'm gonna say that he just bought out the company/factory, but he didn't start them.)

But that's just an argument of history. Both interpretations can still lead to the "creator" theory in the sense that NJ still views 1010 impersonally, but still fondly. Even if he didn't make the base, he still turned them into what they are today, which is still a lot of hard work and dedication to the craft.

It's not making him out to be this overly sentimental guy (which is ultimately what I dislike about most "father first" interpretations), but he's also not heartless, and I like that. It's retaining what many interpretations (including mine, sadly) sometimes miss out on, and that's that he's an artist, just like all the other stars. He values his craft, and 1010 are the result of that, for better or worse.

#nsr #no straight roads #1010 #neon j #gbunny responds #thanks for the good meal~ #it's been a while since someone's sent in some interesting analysis #i'm a little too stuck with what i've got to change my own headcanons #but i genuinely really like this take #so i'm gonna go ahead and file it into my brain as 'valid 1010 opinions' #which i will promptly do nothing with but will make me happy when i think about it~ #tbh. i stick with the 'father' interpretation because it gives me the platform to explore generational trauma and the cycle of abuse #that is the whole point of NJ/white/green's horrible relationship #i made him a father just so he can be absent #BUT if you take away that angle then there's a better platform for discussing NJ's war-trauma with more focus #because if he doesn't see them has his kin #then he doesn't have the obligation to 'raise' them nor do they have the obligation to expect it #so whatever 1010 are becomes more a reflection NJ's psyche #which i think is a great angle to come from #it's juicy. i'm into it~

[madeimpact]

Y'know I think it could be interesting to write a thread where my little man just gets to go completely apeshit. The problem is it takes a LOT to get him to that point. But it can be done

#like we have SEEN what angry sora looks like in canon #and that would be so juicy to write in a thread #but like.......i think smth i see a lot of in fanon that i disagree with is like #“hm. this sunshine boy needs more brooding!” #which like.............can a protag just be allowed to hold onto their hope in spite of all the shit they've gone through? #i'd say that's what MAKES sora sora yanno? #and like he ABSOLUTELY can have and has had his low points. but narratively he IS that light that never goes out #even if it flickers from time to time and threatens to go out completely sometimes #anyway this is a very long winded way of saying it's so hard to straddle that line LMAO #i sometimes worry that i'm too vanilla on this blog and my portrayals come off as one-dimensional bc of that #but i don't wanna veer too hard in the other direction either #i've got shinji for that /j ( he's JUST as complex but that's a diff rant ) #anyway hi i'm neg and i find protags that find hope in spite of all their bullshit WAY more compelling than brooding for its own sake #this turned into a WHOLE tag rant sorry. this was meant to be a wishlist post KWJHEFLKAJWSKGLBHFLHJKG #❛ ooc: wishlist. #rant in tags #❛ meta: sora. #yeah this can go into that tag for the. tags rant.

[fluffypotatey]

you

you get it

(talking about Azure)

stop it! i’m blushing! 🥰

#also i am sorry to cloud for ranting on their azure poll twice bc i don’t actually talk about azure much but i do have thoughts about him #like listen *pulls up chair and sits right next to you* #he is written to be sympathetic #Azure is written to be a likable antagonist and someone we could believe has a good heart but ended up on the wrong side of the story #BUT!!! *taps presentation screen that was totally here with us the whole time* #Azure is an antagonist #Azure was never meant to be redeemable #why? #well remember when MK tries to reason with Azure that maybe he’s mistaken about his view of Wukong? #and how Azure interrupts him stubbornly reaffirming his skewed and biased vowed of swk? #this was flag number 1 #and have y’all fucking HEARD the way he speaks????? does anyone else like feel their skin crawl???? #have you not met someone who believes that they have everyone in the palm of their hands??? that they can convince you of anything???? #bc that’s like the first thing i picked up #also how Azure used similar mannerisms to swk but it just seems for forced and mechanical or was that just me???? #anyway #moral of the story: i would (if i had the ability) totally punch Azure & mock him but also he’s got really juicy narrative writing #he was clearly written with the intent to make MK doubt and question his loyalties (which MK just chews him out for in the special 😍) #lmk #lmk azure lion #asks

[cacturne]

i cant take it anymore i need more menzoberranzan drama

#The first drizzt book got me completely hooked i just need a series focused on matron mothers duking it out #The do’urden and hu’nett fued was just so JUICY. #I kind of want to read all the books in case they have drow lore strewn about them but im sad most of it is drizzt on the surface #Which GOOD FOR HIM he needs it but NOT good for me #ghosts howling

[afunfunkytime]

georgia is caked the fuck up and in this essay i will

this man is the peach state y'all can't tell me he ain't got a juicy georgia 🍑 of his own

dadbod georgia with a fat ass is the Law now, i do make the rules

georgia wore short shorts once and gave half the country a sexuality crisis, this man sways his hips when he walks and i will stand by this until i die

this is not a shitpost. i am very serious about this. give this man some buns. do it. give him that honkytonk badonkadonk.

thank you for coming to my ted talk about the state of georgias ass.

#ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #the table #im NOT joking #but i am very sorry for this #if you see this #drink some holy water #thank you for coming to my ted talk #georgia is cheeked up in this waffle house #y'all cant tell me he isnt #he just is #them country songs dont talk about juicy georgia peaches for nothin #he got that honkytonk badonkadonk #i hate myself

[lockandkeyhyena]

holy shit u guys werent kidding wilson actually does value their friendship over his marriage

#house liveblog #also. DRAMA. he just got sacked this is juicy #we’re only half a season in #still not convinced it’s appropriately faggy tbh

[redrobin-detective]

Here's your reminder that Netflix's Lupin is really good and you should watch it

#its got it all #a charismatic lead you cant help but root for even when hes technically the bad guy #some real good clever heist stories #arsene lupin references abound my beloved #really juicy character drama and the impact of systemic racism and classism #s3 out now and its just as good