#he’s SO OLD

[atyd1960]

Thinking about how Tonks is closer in age to Harry than she is to Remus

#and by like half a decade #she was born 1973 #Harry 1980 #Remus 1960 #he’s so old

[angesaurus]

Today Gavin called me “mom” for the first time and I’m not okay.

#granted it was in public #so maybe he was embarrassed to say mommy #because he called me mommy at home multiple times #BUT STILL #he’s so old

[ykxz]

ITS MY HUSBANDS BIRTHDAYYY HERES A LITTLE PHOTO DUMP !!

#my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #its his birthday #he’s so old #but i need him #i Need gerard

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Apologies for not being very chatty or posting a lot of doodles

I am tired

#mood is fine #just VERY fatigued lately #very low energy #kinda stressed for no reason too so that sucks #anyway Fritz turned 6 years old today #he’s so old #old baby man #he’s a good kitty

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

OMFG Madame de Pompadour from doctor who is Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds?!!!

#why did no one tell me #everyone probably knew this #but in my defense #i was 3 when thunderbirds came out #and 5 when girl in the fireplace aired #thunderbirds movie #thunderbirds 2004 #doctor who #tenth doctor #the girl in the fireplace #doctor who 2006 #i mean fwiw #she’s an absolutey terrible person irl #like a complete dick #i just couldn’t believe i’d never noticed #i’m dumb #bloody love thunderbirds though #listen to thunderbirds by busted #that’ll do #ok bye #lmao #WAIT #i googled just to make sure this was 100% true #why did she date #CHARLES FUCKING DANCE #he’s SO OLD #that’s insane #this has been riveting #now i’m actually done

[rowrowrowthatsme]

the only thing scarier than turning 25 tomorrow is that percy jackson is turning 30

#happy birthday bestie #he’s so old #percy jackson #pjo

[abandondedtrainz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC

#my artwork #sal art #fanart #sonic the hedgehog #sonic 32nd #happy birthday sonic #he’s so old #permanently 16 what’s going on bro love u tho

[emotrait]

say happy bday to him right now

#i’ll do an edit later ft. 🤭 #txt #he’s so old

[berrypinktea]

He ho old man Joseph WIP

#joseph identity v #idv #identity v #he’s a old old man #look at this old man #WIP #Art #he’s so old #HAHAHHA old man #laugh at the old man

[alwyswnadie]

ITS BABAS BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABA!!!

#WE’RE CELEBRATING TODAYYYY #he’s so OLD #he’s so annoying but i hope he has a good day :((( #love him fr #matty healy #the 1975

[ask-nicaise-anything]

Do Laurent and Auguste play any sports?

Laurent is a jockey and is really good at badminton

Auguste plays golf because he’s old

#captive prince #laurent of vere #laurent de vere #nicaise and laurent #nicaise captive prince #nicaise #captive prince rp #captive prince trilogy #lamen #laurent anon #auguste laurent and nicaise #devere brothers #pls don’t kill me auguste #he’s so old #old old old man Auguste #he’s like 33 he’s not that old but he’s 100 in spirit

[schmope-is-dead]

thinking about how jerma was born in the same year as my mom

#charlie.txt #he’s so old

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

#he's so old #Garfield #cats #meme #important #this has been scheduled for a year now #posting this a day early so everyone can see it in time #edited bc i fucked up the year

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

#vincent price #the Tingler #scream for your lives!! #theater #william castle #horror movie #movie theater #photo #photo edit by me #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #hes so hot #i want him so bad #he makes me feral #im fine. #Bicon #bisexual #god

[slavicafire]

we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.

I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.

yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.

"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.

well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.

and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.

"you... know each other?" she asks.

is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid

#żmija gada #Gucio is so funny he looks like yoda #steep stairs to the old seven

[pbnmj]

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

#atsv spoilers #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #left the theatre knowing my gf is coming back immediately ofc had to draw this . #written hobie's dialogue here as though someone might incidentally forget he's british. LOL #sorray brits i will never be good at ur slang. i think bruv is a liiiittle old but he also said mandem so whatever #wanker/geezer is rly not used anymore but im sorry . i refuse to keep looking up british slang. its too hard #hobie brown #peter parker #spider-man noir #spider-punk #spiderman noir #spider punk #itsv #spiderman #into the spiderverse #my art