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“omg I would never break mutuals” as loyal as I am I will break mutuals over the smallest things sometimes. god bless
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Burrowing Owl
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little gus is wondering if you'd like to be his friend!
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they dont even know what subway is
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it the mgs2 day
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yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame
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[Terrible stand up routine]
“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*
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 Bengal Eagle-Owl (Bubo bengalensis) do a big stretchy!, family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, India
Also called the Rock Eagle Owl or the Indian Eagle Owl.
photograph by Satyajeet Yawalkar
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god could you just fucking imagine
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Definitions for the purpose of this poll:
Clone: An artificially created, perfect copy of yourself
AU self: A version of you from a parallel universe, almost identical but with some differences due to diverging or alternate experiences
Doppelganger: an unrelated normal person who just happens to look exactly like you
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ooauuough marvin in march of the falsettos (1981) saying that he cooks for everyone in ‘a tight-knit family’ ex. “And I sing out as I cook / I want a tight-knit family / I hope you all enjoy linguine / Talk till you hear the dinner bell” in an ‘i’m the leader of the household i do all the work im holding this all together i should be appreciated’ kind of way
but then throughout the rest of the musical we have the other characters all proving that they are the ones cooking for him, they’re the ones cleaning up after him, they’re the ones doing everything for him (ex. trina in ‘this had better come to a stop’ and ‘please come to my house’)
and even marvin admits this !! he tells whizzer that he should be there with dinner made in ‘this had better come to a stop’ but only when he’s talking to whizzer. because when he’s talking to the audience he’s saying that it’s all him while fully acknowledging that it’s not when he’s talking to the others and i just
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i love the part of frankenstein where victor says "it's franken time" and franks all over the place
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Listening to the Fallout 4 soundtrack and.... LYNDA FUCKING CARTER?!?!?
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have u been feeding your hal CDs for nourishment??
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of course :]
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you're not a snake, and i'm not an ocelot
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