#he serving the cuntry

[fruitycatt]

#🥩 art 🎸 #🐭 #finally finished! #got kinda distracted and ended up playing with colorschemes #BUT #i do plan on reusing the head’s lineart for his reference sheet #so awesome sauce #👍 #he serving the cuntry

[burymeinblack2022]

Gerard in the military outfit about to serve major cvnt send tweet

#That's his military name btw... #Don't get it twisted... His ass is NOT serving this country.... He's serving this cuntry... Slay #Mcrwwwy3 #Imagine if the show had happened at a decent time I would be so funny #Mcr return #Return era #My Chemical Romance #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #Gerard Way #He's in the slay division....

[reality-is-lemons]

*adds Material Girl to The Curators spotify playlist for Benjamin March specifically*

#he deserves it #he is going to serve the cuntry #and he's going to do it with that song blasting #he's got youngest child of nova york socialites syndrome #which means $$$$$ #bitch shows up to red carpets with diamonds on his ass #marvel oc #spiderverse oc #Benjamin March #Saber

[brainfriends]

he went from serving the country to serving the cuntry

#character development #dhmis #duck

[mamirhodessxox]

Serving for our CUNTry

Damnation!Leon Kennedy x Model!Reader

Desc- Your a well know Runway model for VS & other companies dating Leon who is infact a Government agent. Unfortunately for you Leon’s team was low on backup since last mission going to complete shit which is how you ended up being recruited for the 1 time & it is a HOT mess.

Content- Mentions of ‘Bimbo’, Hints of sex, Violence, Semi gore details, funny ff this time, Reader serving for our CUNTry, bimbo!reader

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“Baby we need to recruit you for backup.” Is the words you absolutely did NOT want to hear ever in your life when dating Leon.

“So your telling me you expect me to go out on a mission with you in the middle of fucking China and use missiles & guns that I have never ever touched given the fact that all I know what to do is walk down a fucking runway and look pretty?” You spoke as Leon hesitantly nodded “Yes.”

Absolutely fucking not. no. no. no. NO! “Leon I’m literally a victoria secret model & you trust me with a fucking MISSILE?” And then he sat tapping his shoe before shrugging. “Maybe?” NO! BAD LEON! BAD! “Y’know what if I’m gonna be serving for this country involuntarily i might as-well do it how I want to do it understood?”

Leon regretted this decision immediately. He trained you for MONTHS. You were right, you were definitely better at walking down the runway in 6 inch heels than shooting a gun but who cares right? Everybody apparently. When you guys were deployed onto the mission Chris judged you HEAVILY for literally wearing Bright pink high heel pumps, the smallest skirt & crop top that had the words “Serving for my CUNTry.” With your hair in literal pigtails. If you weren’t the queen of bimbos right now then he didn’t know who was.

You all split up into duos in some random rank facility & you obviously went with Leon. Everything was going smooth at first. Until you were being chased by some random fucking creature “GOD DAMNIT Y/N SHOOT THE FUCKING THING!” “I’M A MODEL NOT A FUCKING GUN LORD LEON!” As it kept getting closer you heard a loud gunshot & nearly choked on your bubble gum.

“Oh my god you shot it!” You gasped and poked your heel at the fucked up creatures gooey head & gagged “I thought I trained you how to use a gun sweetheart.” You furrowed your brows & scoffed while your hands were on your hips “Yeah & then I realized I shouldn’t even be 0.1 millimeters away from one.” Leon pinched the bridge of his nose before running his hands down your arms “Sweetheart now is not the time to walk the runway and look pretty. You need to use the fucking gun.” You rolled your eyes “This is NOT it Leon I hope you know this.” Somehow Leon found this strangely attractive. Whether it was the current skimpy outfit you were wearing or just your attitude in general but he knew when you both got home you were in for a surprise for sure.

Hours later you were literally STRUTTING and I mean fucking STRUTTING SERVING CUNT SERVING THE RUNWAY VOGUING CUNTY into some random room after seeing Jill being nearly attacked by a bunch of the infected. You completely forgot what to do but you realize you had very sharp heels & also a gun so you put it to your own creative cunty use. In one hand you were shooting off a few of the infected and in the other you were holding your pump slamming the heel into the head of some of the zombie like people. Jill sat in a corner breathing heavily just watching in pure amazement before you flung the gunk of brains off your heel before slipping it back on.

You squealed and jumped up and down clapping “Oh my god I ate that!! Did’ya see that Jill! I TOTALLLYYY served cunt!!” Jill lightly smiled not even knowing what that meant “You sure did..” when you guys caught up with the rest of the group Jill took Leon aside “She killed half of them with her fucking pumps Leon.” He furrowed his brows “I’m sorry?? She saved you with a literal SHOE?” She nodded her head & looked over at you while you were explaining what ‘Serving Cunt’ even meant to Chris.

The team genuinely thought you were some bimbo but you somehow saved all of their asses. Even after the mission you were given some sort of Medal & grimaced at it “What the hell is that?” Leon chuckled rubbing your shoulders as you genuinely hated the fact that they gave you a medal that wasn’t even pink & cute.

One night you were appearing in yet another fashion show. The group had came for support & Leon watched as you strut down the stage & posed. Claire was in utter awe of you & Chris like a supportive father.

You were definitely made for the runway. Which would somehow be perfect for Leons next mission..

xtripleiiix’s Masterlist

A/N- OKAY I LOVE model!reader & leon!!! READER SERVED SOOO MUCH CUNT & I WANNA WRITE MORE AB HER & LEON HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT THIS?

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[agendabymooner]

own it ! alexander a. x ofc (thai!blackpink member!ofc)

“how you lighting up the room with your glow?”

summary: in which alex showed his hidden talent and supported his girlfriend in everything she did in a form of a photo book, cheesy instagram captions and comments.

content warning: equally besotted pairing, fluff, sexual innuendos from alex (real), brief mention of lance stroll x kpop idol!ofc, simps being simps, instagram stories + tweets

music inspo: own it by stormzy (ft. ed sheeran & burna boy)

note: i’ve been trying guys enjoy xx

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liked by boamckinnon, logansargeant, alex_albon

user1 OK MISS MAAM SERVE THE CUNTRY

logansargeant operation grass touching is on the go 🫡 liked by the polsci

user2 sarge plz 😭 stop clowning your teammate

williamsracing ^^ what user1 said

georgerussell63 i can smell the scent of alex’s thirst comments from miles… liked by thepolsci

alex_albon is this the mother of our furry children???

user3 HELP HE NEEDS TO TOUCH GRASS

alex_albon are you a beaver because dam 🦫

alex_albon peng ting from bangkok u know what i’m sayin 😩 liked by thepolsci

thepolsci i am once again begging you to shut your mouth 😭😭

alex_albon on it 🫡

THEPOLSCI’S INSTA STORY

tagged alex_albon

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user1 rip bank account

georgerussell63 putting lando.jpg out of business, i see 👀 liked by thepolsci

thepolsci my man got steady hands, idk what you’re on about

landonorris my photos are nice ☹️☹️

thepolsci they were blurry photos, my guy.

boamckinnon it’s like lando just came down from nutting tbh and his hands are still shaking

rosesarerosie BORA 😭😭

jennierubyjane we love our favourite marketing manager alex_albon 🫶🫶 liked by thepolsci

user2 alex in his social media manager era 🥴

williamsracing i can’t believe he learned from me and he’s getting more money out of his barely there skills… liked by thepolsci

thepolsci i’ll make sure you get royalties admin ❤️

williamsracing much appreciated, polly 🙏

alex_albon she’s actually not paying me for these photos so everyone please don't buy this and send money through my paypal 🙏 liked by thepolsci

thepolsci exploitation of each other’s talents and fame is a two-way street baby ❤️ for our kids

alex_albon you know what else is a two way street? 👀

user3 STOP TALKING ALEX YOU HORNY CRETIN

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[mirroredmemoriez]

Jill Tuck and serving cunt

I stumbled upon the poll again and if you’ve followed me for a bit, you may of seen my constant posting about how Jill Tuck should have won the cuntiest Saw character…. It’s a topic dear to my heart.

To put it simply, out of everyone on that poll? She served the most cunt, the fact that Hoffman won actually hurts me- I will now be producing images to emphasise this.

CUNT! CUNT WAS SERVED IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SCENE SHE WAS IN? The wine glass? YOU GUYS SAW THAT AND STILL VOTED PEOPLE LIKE AMANDA AND MARK OVER HER? I want whatever you guys are taking.... Being attractive is not the same as serving cunt. Because for example, Amanda's first outfit- Yeah that shit slayed! However, she was too busy trying to survive to fully be SERVING and Saw 3? Her cuntiest performance I can't lie. Then Mark? He wears the same fucking thing every other movie basically, you guys focus more on his lips, ass and ''tits'' anyway... Jill Tuck on the other hand? Every fucking shot she served her cuntry. Oh... SHE'S ALSO PLAYED BY FUCKING BETSY RUSSEL- LET'S NOT FORGET.

She was that girl and still is that girl. The gown with wine? The jacket adjustment? THE FUCKING WALK WITH THOSE GLOVES!? AND SHE ONLY GOT 2.9%- IT'S INSANE TO ME ACTUALLY INSANE, HAND OVER MY MOUTH TYPE SHIT.

And fun fact, Jill Tuck is so so so cunty- That when she bleeds, it's pink. Crazy I know...

Anyway! This was all in good fun, this is by no means me saying I'm the only correct opinion on this... I will not budge on my own though. I likely also will be making another post on characters in Saw who I truly believed served cunt and no, it won't just be Jill Tuck-

Such as these women.

-MAL OUT

#jill tuck #saw #saw 3d #saw 3 #saw iv #saw v #saw movies #saw franchise #saw films #betsy russell #sawposting

[fruitycatt]

#🥩 art 🎸 #🐭 #he’s serving the cuntry #wip #i drawing hate camo #why did i give him camo #dreading near future

[seospicybin]

FELIX MADE HIS MODEL DEBUT AAAAAH

He doesn't even need to enlist for military but he serves the cuntry 💯

#spicy mail #Julia baby

[cursed-coat-of-homosexuality]

Bbgurl be in the army the way he's serving his cuntry

#hi hello I'm not well #im dead and gone actually #have not survived this #our flag means death #ofmd edward teach #ofmd ed teach

[onlyseokmins]

hi elvs I have a currently rot over that gyu photo and oh my god

thinking of chaebol gyu who finished a golf session and is now at dinner but he is giving very not subtle hints by flexing his arms and everything and giving cocky smirks and he can’t be bothered over the aged wine and steak but he wants something more instead 😵‍💫

Listen Aki, I typed this up on a word doc at work cuz I saw your ask and scrEAMED also tagging the bestie wife bc she asked <;3 @chogiwapadada *garbles in shame* ANYWAYS

I have sooo many thoughts for this cuz I’ve been in an ostentatiously rich country club and I feel like gyu really puts and serves the cunt in cuntry club hfsdjfskd

You’re some wealthy heiress to a rival company because your father thinks you’re too good for anyone out there and mingyu’s family are well aware of the rumors floating around you in high society.

But that doesn’t stop gyu. Or you. I mean look at him.

He already thinks you're hot stuff in your dress suits during business exchanges and absolutely ravishing in cocktail dresses during stupid galas. And of course, you're witty as hell. So how’s he supposed to control himself when you show up at the private course in the shortest skirt he’s even seen permitted and a golf shirt NO ONE should ever look that sexy in with that look on your face????

It doesn’t help the whole 18 holes and thousand yards he’s only thinking of a different kind of hole-in-one he wants. You’re bending over wayyyy too frequently, teasing him the entire time in the name of getting a better score than him. Pressing up against his firm figure in the golf cart after refusing to have your usual caddy drive you around, claiming it’d be faster if the two of you rode around together. Even running your hands up and down the veins of his tensed arms, saying he needed help with his form and to relax even though the man was DYING to touch you instead.

But you had that same smug smirk on your face as you did during office hours. That you were better than everyone present and did not need or want him whatsoever. It’s not like the two of you were alone either — the hidden guards scattered around and constant runs of the makeup artists making sure you looked perfect for any cameras that may flash — as if you needed to worry about how you looked when you were flawless anyways. He wasn't opposed to taking you behind that one tree but you were way too classy for that.

He’s biting his bottom lip the ENTIRE time (it's prolly bleeding) and when the match is finally over (you winning ofc bc he was SUPER distracted) he’s not sure if he’s having heat stroke or if it's from watching that bead of sweat dip under your shirt. A place he'd like to be.

You smile sweetly at the paparazzi, kissing a clean golf ball with your signature on it and handing it to one of the sponsors in the crowd and he just about faints on the spot when you claim your victory to “knowing your way around clubs and balls” and sends a wink his way in a saucy manner.

That’ll be on tomorrow’s headlines for sure.

He has about 30 minutes to regain composure when the staff whisks everyone away to dress for a casual, cordial dinner among the attendees.

Not that there’s anything cordial between the two golden heirs. Or casual.

He’s practically eyefucking you the entire dinner, not drooling because of the food. You’re kinda surprised he’s not doing a single thing considering he’s right across from you but that’s just because he’s a lil stupid and prolly didn’t drink a single thing so he's dehydrated af, too busy licking his lips at a different feast. So like all matters of business you excel at, you take it into your own hands.

You announce you’d like to see what dessert the chefs were preparing with an innocent smile to the elders and a direct, challenging look his way before making your way into the overtly fancy hallway. Of course, he follows, with the lame excuse and fake-spiteful comment that you had absolutely no knowledge of desserts but knowing that he’ll like whatever you have to serve.

It’s a shame you never get to see the kitchens. But you do get a full tour of the conference room off to the side. With its heavy gold-plated doors and a long, smooth mahogany table featuring a sky light that has a magnificent view of the blue skies. Not that you two really notice with your eyes.

You make it back just as the chocolate cake was served, complimenting and swallowing the white cream that was definitely not part of the recipe and mingyu grunting how tasty the samples were that never had even been an option.

No one commented on how wrinkled your dress was or how crooked gyu’s collar looked… and that definitely wasn’t your lipstick on his neck. Obviously, it was a far walk because you were both so sweaty and sore after an intense match and of course you had an unfortunate case of tripping over your heels causing you to now walk with a limp. Luckily, mingyu caught you, oh so kindly, and you commented off hand to your parents to set up another dinner party because you just had to express your appreciation.

You might just not mention how it would be shared :)

But you did specify it in writing, like all official agreements, along with your personal phone number, circled with a heart and stamped with a kiss on your scorecard that was slyly slipped in his pants. <3

#ez.creates #ez.mootz #Aki 🍜 #lavenderautumnx #mingyu smut #svt smut #seventeen smut #kim mingyu smut #THIS IS KINDA - IDK FUNNY IG HDJSKSKS KS HOPE SOMEONE ENJOYS IT #kpop smut #Svt.thots #gyu.thots #ez.thots

[kaisuperm]

naur cos i was fully ready to block anyone who posted him w a buzz cut but WHY HE KINDA SUIT IT???? Truly serving his cuntry

#kai rover #kai #exo #jongin #kpop #superm

[hemi-demi-semiquaver]

I forgot!!!! But our baby is back from the war!!! Taemin is back!!!

Our man is back from the trenches 😭😭 I know he served cunt while he was serving his cuntry

#^-^ heheeeee #taemin #!!!

[crashional-thinker]

I posted 11,690 times in 2022

That's 10,231 more posts than 2021!

553 posts created (5%)

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I tagged 532 of my posts in 2022

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Longest Tag: 136 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

😭👸☠️ REST IN PEACE🙏QUEEN ELIZABETH 👩‍🦳 WINDSWHORE!! The sun🌞has finally set on our 💁‍♀️ LITTY💃TITTY 🍈🍈 LILLIBET, 7️⃣0️⃣ years 📆 after she first 👧👩‍🦱👩‍🦳 became QUEEF 👑💨 REGNANT of the 🍆 COCK-MAN WEALTH 🇬🇧 of the💂‍♂️ BRITISH FEM-DOM-PIRE 👯‍♀️. Over her LONG😩JUICY💦REIGN she saw PMs 👨🏻‍💼👨🏼‍💼 CUM n' GO, from SIR WINSTON CHURCHHOLE👨‍🦲 to WHORIS JOHNSON🤡, STEADFASTLY serving KWEEN 👠 and CUNTRY 👜 with her FAMOUS 💎 BROOCHES 🐦 and 💦💦 PEARL NECKLACES 🤪, given to her by her late 😔 HORSE-COCKED 🐎🍆 COUSBAND 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 PRINCE PHILL-ER-UP 🤴. Her GORILLA 🦍 GRIP on the CROWN JEWELS 👑💍💎 has HELD TIGHT through CRISES 🤯 like BREXIT 🇪🇺🙅‍♀️🙃 and MEGXIT 👨‍🦰🙅🏾‍♀️🙃. But now it's time for ELIZABETH II REGINA'S 🤭 FAMOUS 🏠 ABODES like 👊💦SANDRINGHANDJOB, 👄👅 BALM-ORAL, and of course 🥵😛🤤 FUCKING-and-SUCKINGHAM PALACE 🏰 to be DRAPED IN BLACK 🏴🏴 in MOURNING 😱 for the LATE ⚰️ GREAT 💪 LIZZY. STAY TUNED 📺 for THE ⛪ CORNHOLE-INATION 👑 of her 👎LEAST FAVORITE SON👩‍👦CHARLES, with his ADULTEROUS JEZEBEL💃👯‍♀️ CUMILLA PORKHER-BOWELS 💩 right by his side. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ OYEZ, THE QUEEN IS DEAD! ! 🪦🥳 JUSTICE FOR LADY D!! 👸🚗🚨

52 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

#4

jamming this fucking thing into my disk drive and opening every file give me the bees i want bees open thr bees

54 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#3

there is a confusingly large amount of games that have an incredibly demanding skill floor but also very memorable characters. i bet half of the users on this website would suck at like, hollow knight, but that's okay, because the lil creachers are Adorable and that's all you really need

everyone in nuclear throne is deadass just a Lil Guy with minimal personality or backstory but their designs and playstyles are so unique that each one takes up permanent residence inside my brain. also the game pisses me off

63 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

#2

honestly it was so funny to give kim basically infinite authority and have him never use it unless he's completely sick of your shit. this is a man who is intelligent and knows what he's doing who could easily command the case and solve it but instead he's like "nah, this raging alcoholic who doesn't even know what century we're in can definitely do it" and he's just along for the ride

95 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

you can criticize nintendo and game freak all you want for overcrunching their developers and releasing an unfinished, broken mess for the switch but nothing is going to change unless you stop buying the fucking video game

4,705 notes - Posted December 4, 2022

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[ohmytyong]

fr leave my baby alone, hasn't he served the country enough?

i mean look at him

i guess serving the CUNTry doesn't do it enough for koreans smh...

#moot — diorcities♡

[bbqhooligan]

he already served his cuntry

#mypost #im sorry its ai but its so funnyyyyyyy #hes doing the fish lips #twilight #edward cullen #ai