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its-actually-minicika · 1 year

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As someone who wakes up spooning her blankest I'm curious what would HW Aemond do if Lady Tully was like that? Let's say they sleep with pillows in between but somehow she managed to throw them or roll over them and now Aemond is the little spoon. I think he would hold it over Lady Tully's head in a 'you love me too' way but then again he doesn't talk much and everytime he talks he says wrong things so...

How We Can Fit

Pairing: THW!Aemond x Reader;

Warnings: surprisingly... none? Some usage of strong language, but that should be all

Author's Note: Okay, I was planning to reply to this in my usual 3-4 sentences answer. BUT my mind kept thinking about this while in class, so have this sort of one-shot headcanon piece (?) that could have plausably happened in the "Harshest Winters" universe!

I did this while on the 30min ride back home, so don't really consider this a full on fanfic? More like a little snippet into what could have been idk :"))

Sometimes he wishes he got to you first. What would have been then?

And so cruel morning arrives, stirring Aemond awake, as would a mother’s gentle hand. Golden threads of daybreak light thread themselves into his silver hair, falling like a hailing echo down her calming face, giving her the image of naught else but a flaming Goddess.

His eye widens at the proximity between them. His right hand twitches in alienated bliss. Almost immediately, he stops his movements – his breathing – all in the hopes of not waking her up.

He trails his stare over her lips, slightly parted in their merry sleep, and over her plump cheeks, marred slightly red by the blissfulness of her dreaming.

His heart is hammering out of his chest, for he can feel her limbs entangled with his, holding him closer yet to her heaving form.

For but a moment, the calls of blasphemy and duty pull him away from the glorious sight before him. It was past dawn, and he had a war to win.

Still his heart broke upon thinking of leaving her unintentional embrace.

Perhaps he could stay in bed some more.

Two, mayhaps three hours passed.

In her tender slumber, the girl’s hands remained snaked around the Targaryen’s lean chest. Her chin was plopped above his head, leaving a very conflicted Aemond to wrestle underneath her bosom, and hold her gently by the nape of her neck, and small of her back.

A low purr almost escaped his lips, as her tiny heartbeats reached his contempted ears.

But all good things must come to an end. And his perfect morning stopped abruptly, as his Lady took in a deep breath, and slowly tried to rouse from their entangled sheets.

“Mmm…” She sighed into the warm pillows, “... Jace?”

All his blood that had gone to his crotch, now left for his ears. Aemond pursed his lips tightly in response to her sleepy question, and only drove his head further into her neck. If he closed his eye fast enough, then maybe…

A near-horrified shriek parted from her downturned mouth, and the woman made haste to rise from her resting place, peeling her warm body off of Aemond’s.

This had not been the right approach, she chastised herself relentlessly, whilst biting on her lower lip. If he wasn't already awake before her, he most certainly was now.

Her cheeks were set ablaze, both embarrassed and offended, as she noticed the separating wall she’d made between them… discarded away, on the Prince’s half of the wide bed.

“I know you’re awake, you know.” The woman hushed to the Targaryen, while crossing her arms over her aching chest. “Pretending to be asleep is beneath you.”

“As were you, My Lady, whilst coddled up to me.” The older man mused to himself, and whistled lowly, while his voice oozed out with confidence – although his lilac orb had strayed away, glimmering with a look akin to a growing discomfort.

Uncertainty.

“Should I assume your desperation to blossom from feeling cold at night? … Or, on the contrary, for feeling too hot near me?” A taciturn smirk pulled at his lips. “I should be very happy to help relieve you. With either affliction of the two.”

The Lady’s face turned sour, and her nose scrunched up at his advances. “I should find myself in ample heat, Prince Aemond, thank you. Do not worry yourself to touch me further.”

Familiar anger swirled dangerously inside his purple hue, and the Prince Protector of the Realm took a deep breath to soothe his nerves.

“Ungrateful wench.” He hissed through his gritted teeth. “You act like a bitch in heat, trying to seduce me, and then you pull away?”

Her mouth slouched open at his cutting words. “Excuse you?” She almost spat out in a low churl, “As if it wasn’t you who removed our barrier sometime along the night.” His irking remarks had brushed off any reminders of her mellow sleep. “Honour me by answering this, my Prince – between the two of us, who’s acting more like the bitch in heat?”

(Y/N) didn’t think Aemond was capable of blushing – but as she gave him a haughty glare, one that he couldn’t look away from, his face turned of a violent hue.

She had a point. He had removed the pillows that kept his body away from her, and did encourage her movements throughout his sleepless night.

Wordlessly, he scowled, starting to regret sleeping in with her.

“Do not flatter yourself, My Lady. You are no better than any maid I can find at any brothel.” His body burned with shame at his own words, and yet he couldn’t stop the flow that followed. “Hmm, but dare I even compare you to one?” His mouth contorted to a painful scowl, “At least there I should be able to rise up their skirts and see what’s underneath. Go as far as to pay two silvers for a real maiden, too.”

Long and hard had he awaited her next reply, but to no avail. After a quick quirk of her brow, the woman had turned around, getting off the bed and gathering the pillows from the cold floor.

“You won’t say anything? Do you care so little for your honour?”

“I care not what you think of it. And I certainly have no reason to prove myself to you.”

“Aeveris ābra.” He growled at her lack of interest. “Skoro syt līs ao qrimbrōzagon issa sīr?”

Still fuming with dissatisfaction, the young Prince slid out of the bed and began putting on his leather pants. His ire had reached peaks of no return, but he would be damned if he ever tormented the girl further.

His words had done nothing to aid him. His countenance, even less. There was no point in him staying in her presence any longer.

As he put on the last reminder of his clothes, the King Regent of the Seven Kingdoms made four wide steps towards the big, oak doors.

“I shall return later. We’ll dine together, as we do every night.”

Her silent treatment broke him from the inside out. He would apologize to her, when the time was right.

The ridiculous thought put an end to his automatic movements.

… Since when does he feel the need to do that?

Since he dared to love her, came his bitter reply.

His hand reached for the door, but her voice rang out through the wide chamber.

“Nyke dōmrī daor naejot naevlor iksum. Olvie less ao.”

Hearing her proud and crystal words, Aemond allowed a stilling smile to grace his lips.

"Nyke ȳdra daor jaelagon naejot naviras ao. Dōrī ao." He corrected her as he stepped away.

"Fret not, there is plenty of time for me to teach you."

… If only he’d gotten to her first.

Translations:

“Aeveris ābra.” = Vile woman.

“Skoro syt līs ao qrimbrōzagon issa sīr?” = Why must you curse me so?

“Nyke dōmrī daor naejot naevlor iksum. Olvie less ao.” = (in a VERY broken High Valyrian) I never meant to tempt anyone. Much less you.

Yeah, Aemond is kinda dumb when it comes to romance <3

#the harshest winters #aemond targaryen #bookcanon aemond x reader #dark aemond x reader #dark aemond targaryen #idk at the end of the day he's still thw aemond #homie simps but he simps with no rizz #absolutely 0 rizz dude #he tries #he fails #he proceeds to try again #all for nothing tbh #this ended up worse than I thought it would lol #but i hope you guys enjoy nonetheless

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messiahzzz · 5 months

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When I came across that "joke" from Tav to Quill and Z'rell's comment (plus Halsin), I had to take a minute to process what happened. Gale might be a bit silly and eccentric but he's the kindest, sweetest and most passionate character in that party. No wonder the poor man has deep insecurities to solve, so many people reduce him to an easy target! Ofc one of the side effects would be overconfidence and ambition as a defense mechanism. He's obv lonely; only Tara and Morena ever loved him for him.

his eccentric nature might be a part of it. he is loquacious, outgoing, and doesn’t see the point in hiding his enthusiasm. he is considered to be the weird one. naturally, wizards in general being seen as somewhat squishy and physically weak might also add to it.

personally, i really don’t like the implications of the (widely considered) autistic-coded character being the one who faces the most ridicule by far by other characters and fans (and larian) alike.

some might disagree with me on that, but i don’t find it funny by any means either. mostly it just makes me feel bad. “he deserves it. cocky, arrogant, hubris-ridden wizard needs to be taken down a peg” like he isn’t… y’know… already at his lowest. it also disregards the fact that much of his bravado is part of his carefully curated Great Wizard of Waterdeep™ persona that he has skillfully adopted to mask his general feeling of being defective. being fiercely proud of your skill and knowledge and being doubtful of having something truly worthwhile to offer are mindsets that can coexist. according to fandom, gale is either secret hubris incarnate that is only waiting to be unleashed upon the world or pure baby that can do no wrong. instead of a character that is just as flawed and traumatized as all the others, but no less deserving of genuine love.

to me, the constant ridicule just reads as further feeding into his deep-rooted insecurities and his belief that he (as gale, the person) isn’t someone who holds inherent worth. it really, really doesn’t sit well with me.

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #but then again i believe that fandom still has a hard time grasping his character as a whole #we always talk about wanting complex and complicated characters that contain multitudes #but once we get them we don’t know what to do with them #and proceed to try our hardest to reduce them to a few select traits #gale is a kind and good-hearted person. that is not up for debate.#anyway gale deserves people around him who respect and cherish him and are genuinely supportive #protect that wizard and shower him in all the adoration. he needs it.#and i get you anon!!! i also really wish we could call out our companions & npcs #my tav would always keep a spray bottle on hand just in case #someone is being mean to gale again? [pssssht pssshhht] u stop that right this instant #on that note i also don’t like the undertone tav has when they have the option to talk about gale to other parties #what’s with the hesitancy and the derisive undercurrent???#am i supposed to pretend that my tav wouldn’t turn into the personification of the will smith meme whenever they had the option to #talk about their bf/husband???? lies and slander #larian critical #it speaks

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socksandbuttons · 7 months

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Question, is Bean Bloodmoon even allowed near the kids inside the daycare?

So far it seems:

Bean Lunar is adorable...

Bean Eclipse is a menace...

Bean Bloodmoon is a whopping Holy #@$&

You know you pose a good question. Something tells me he's probably not allowed in the daycare when its OPEN. Just a safety precaution, more or less. Sun would like it if he wasn't at all but also I wanna take these two. and Make them unlikely friends. But later maybe. Please do NOT have Eclipse and Bloodmoon at the same time in the daycare while its open. It's not good for anyone. Killcode learns the hard way.

#i can see eclipse being bullied to hell and back tremendously by bloodmoon (remember! they did electricute him for fun once!)#eclipse in the daycare??? Menace. He has some access to things in there and bloodmoons just not to be trusted around small children yet.#so having them BOTH in there??? hope it was by accident or killcode is around because its gonna be a mess #mostly of the pla structures #Lunar doesnt know whether to step in or take a Seat #im sure theyll chill in eachothers presence eventually but at first its just Very Bad #Lunar is the brother they both go 'we can chill by u.... but ur on thin ice' when hes actually not #no drawing cause im trying to focus on another thing but beannnsss #bean eclipse au #killcode '....my four children... why are they like this' 'WHO SAID I WAS UR KID-' 'FATHER THE SUN MAN- CHILD THING IS PLOTTING'#'IM NOT A KID. LUNAR TELL THEM-' 'NO IM ASKING WHY IS KC SAYING IM HIS KID NOW-' '*sigh*'#proceeds to put everything in the tags again

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yumemiruuuu · 2 months

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#I lost all my will to proceed after my previous poll thing didn’t save after there was a bug and didn’t get scheduled to post #I mean I’ll try again since the idea itself is pretty fun I think but damn #anyways… back to tgcf stuff #tgcf shitpost #he xuan #xie lian #ling wen #jun wu #heaven official’s shitposting #heaven official’s blessing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福

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sidheboggle · 2 months

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Also my bf didn't come down for Chinese because he shares his car with his family and they used it for something yesterday. I guess he didn't even think to Uber or Lyft down or yknow, use the other fucking car they have.

I ordered myself some Subway with the uber eats card I got from the doggy daycare interview, but I'm just retroactively pissed off. All week I was looking forward to Chinese with him. I treated myself but I'm about to start fucking working soon and Sundays will be my primary off day starting next week, now planning will be even more impossible. And he couldn't even find a way to have Chinese with me or something. Or just come at night and go somewhere else with me. Like, I'm legitimately trying to wrap my head around why he can't seem to find a way to make shit happen ever unless I take responsibility and pressure him to be an adult. No fucking thanks.

#ramblings #between this and one sided sex and being too much of a pussy to just ask for money I'm like.#ready to dump him once I get my first paycheck. at this point I basically meet my own needs while he twists himself into a pretzel #trying to meet mine and always failing. I can tell him what I want all I want but if he cant or wont do it he. cant or wont fucking do it #autism or not 🙄#again this is why I'm so skeptical of communication advice on this site. like...#are people communicating poorly or are you just unable to fulfill the request and making them out to be a problem.#''I want to eat Chinese with you for Valentines Day.'' and then he proceeds to just not make a plan b unless I do...c'mon #thats pretty straightforward! he just didn't or couldn't think of another way to come down. but I can't pressure him #because then I'd be the entitled one expecting neurotypical behavior (reciprocation) or whatever.

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mentalmeles · 5 months

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I swear, one of these days I'm going to just snap and tear into one of/the majority of my coworkers bc I am SO sick and tired of their behavior

#today the newest girl messages me two hours before her shift and tells me she's going to be late #the time for her shift to start comes along and she messages me again saying she's going to be a bit later than she thought #at this point i'm like fine. whatever #30-40 minutes pass and i finally take my 30 minute lunch break #while i'm going she arrives at 4 (a whole hour late)#she clocks in and then proceeds to make a phone call #despite the literal owner telling her to end the call and come work she does not #he leaves and i tell her she has 5 minutes until she needs to hang up #5 minutes come and go and i tell her she needs to hang up now #i then had to tell her 3 or 4 more times before she finally did #and then she starts stalling and asking if she can call her mom or the boss or this and that and i tell her no each time #i also tell her that she doesn't get a 15 minute break bc at this point she was on the phone for a whole hour in addition to being late #but guess what this girl tries to do anyway!!! take a 15 minute break!!!#i confront her while she's trying to leave and she tries to lie and say that i told her she couldn't take a 30 minute break #she also tries to insist that she wasn't on her phone for an hour when i literally checked the time she clocked in #and the time i finally got her to come work #when she realizes i see through her bullshit she tries to say she's going to call the owner and ask if she can go home early #jokes on her but since he was gone that decision was up to me and i obviously told her no #she got mad at me ofc but i am just so fed up with this shit #my boss might put up with it but i have HAD IT!!!#legit going to tell him that we shouldn't allow phones anymore. period.#i hate to do that but at this point it's so much more trouble than it's worth with these kids #earth duty stuff #vent #negative

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lenievi · 2 years

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sometimes it’s sad that the default fanon for McCoy is grumpy, annoyed, no fun allowed, old, and done with the world

when this guy also enjoys the life so much and to the fullest - he loves food, drinks, he loves good times (he’d go bar hopping with you if you asked), he likes sex, he loves research, he’s curious, he likes jokes, he likes to tease and “prank” others

#mccoy doesn't consider himself old - the only time he used 'old country doctor' that the fandom likes to quote so much was when he was #literally 100 years old in deadly years (probably not 100 but you know what i mean)#i know i said this while watching twok but the gif reminded me again lol #also people will be like aos and tos mccoys are the same and then they'll proceed to write aos mccoy annoyed at jim's bar visits #when tos mccoy would be the first one to go with jim #i'm not criticizing i'm just musing lol #i know where the aos outgoing jim versus grumpy mccoy comes from #but it's not true for tos #in tos at some times it's more like no fun allowed jim versus i wanna have fun mccoy tbh #but i also understand why people tweak kirk in order to be 'better suited' to work with spock #but kirk isn't the energetic one vs spock's stoic one #i think that was nicely seen in snw actually #and a reason I guess why i saw people being like why is kirk so serious lol #since they probably didn't watch early tos in a long time #don't pay me any mind #tos nonsense #also yes i'm also leaning more toward serious-ish mccoy in my fics but i'm trying to change that

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years

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God. This show. So naruto appears outta nowhere like: Sasuke!! What you're doing is understandable and I care about you so so much!!! All I want is for you to come home with me!!

And Sasuke is standing there shaking like: naruto must die immediately!!!

#what r u afraid of sasuke????#r u afraid u mught feel something? r u afraid naruto might ignite some warmth in an otherwise cold lonely world?#it really feels like sasuke sees naruto and thinks. god ive gotta kill him before he can change my mind abt all this #i do love crazy sasuke tho. just fucking immediately blinds himself and still proceeds to fight #and kakashi is in the background like naruto! let me murder this child! i am trying to reach new levels of trauma!#kakashi i will fucking strangle u #and sakura has again failed to do anything bc kishimoto hates women.#god it just really feels like naruto is in lov with sasuke tho #like pls sasuke. he just wants to hold u #unrelated

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yrieso · 1 year

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another day of ppl underestimating my strength bc im a ballerina 😔😔

#was playing that game where you hold hands in a circle with ppl and there's a stool in the middle #and you try to drag other ppl into the stool but if you touch it you're out #and a few ppl were betting on some dude winning and said i wouldn't do well bc im a ballerina #n proceed to say he'd win bc hes ''the most athletic'' here #as if im not a dance student AND teacher 🤨🤨🤨#as if im not getting a 15 year award at my studio 🤨🤨🤨#as if i can't literally backflip 🤨🤨🤨#as if i can't hold my entire body weight on my tippy toes and SPIN 🤨🤨🤨#im just rlly bitter atm #i beat him btw #i actually wrote this a couple hours ago but forgot to press post so i had calmed down #but im actually bitter again #everytime someone says im weak bc im a dancer (ppl specifically say this abt ballet a lot) im going to kick them in the face #surely it won't hurt bc i have little ballerina legs according to them #dance tag #tag rambles #yriesodottumblrdotcom

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sscrambledmeggss · 1 year

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I love my family so much, but sometimes I really just want to move out

#like everything just constantly feels so tense #i don’t think I have felt carefree in so long #my dad tries fixing something in the bathroom gets mad and now there’s a hole in the wall #and he’s always had these little man baby fits #but like it’s just so stressful to constantly feel like I’m walking on eggshells #i feel like so much of my life is just trying to make sure I’m not upsetting anyone #then he gets the nerve to be mad at my sister with how she handles her emotions #(which she could be way better at) but like where did she learn how to handle them from #literally the guy that would get mad a break toy balance beams in a fit and be like #“sorry I’ll replace it I just had a fit <3”#and then proceed to never do so #he’s not always like this he’s a very kind and loving father #but just when he does things like this it really upsets me #and I feel like they are being really unfair to my sister #i know she can be difficult at times #but like my mom sided with my dad after my sister got mad about *the hole he made* during a tantrum #it’s just so exhausting #and I just want things to feel easy again #things were never simple but I wish I had the childhood whimsy and ignorance to believe they are again #meg’s incoherent thoughts #tw vent

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fcxmarble · 2 years

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[cont.] @eposerta:

A FROWN , THOUGH BRIEF , threads upon her lips at his words . all i ever do is run . this is a future that she feared for herself . a life that may have some form of immortality to it , but to be on the run , changing cities every time someone gets a glimpse of what she is – what she can do ? fear strikes briefly in that moment , it’s paralyzing , though only lasts long enough for renata to take a breath .

❛ i uh …. ❜ fingers turn over a leaf of the lone rose in her hand . blooming beautifully , it’s scent is far stronger than any other florist in the area – though nobody dares question why , ‘ i don’t have a lot of experience in the *running* department , had to do it , and i ended up hiding in the same place i was supposed to be running *from* , but i do know that being lost isn’t so bad . ‘ a quiet hum falls from her lips , and she looks towards hayan with a slight smile . ❛ we’re all a little lost , aren’t we ? ❜

all of them , guided by things they can’t control , a universe either out to kill them or willing to keep them alive . it’s a toss of the dice , and renata knows that she’s been lucky to have made it this far considering all of her shortcomings in the nephilim department . still , something settles upon her skin that she’s come to recognize as trouble , a looming shadow cast over her frequent visitor that she knows wouldn’t put her mind at ease .

❛ i don’t really have any suggestions , but … i can offer you a helping hand , if there’s , you know – anything i can do . i’d be more help if i knew what you were thinking of running from , too . ❜

As fleeting as it was, Hayan detected a hint of fear mingled with the strong scent of roses as Renata pondered his words. It was one of very few emotions he could identify by smell, though he could never determine the reasons behind it. It puzzled him all the more that she would feel fear over something not to do with her. Could it be empathy? Was it even possible for a human to already care that much when they'd known each other so briefly?

He stayed quiet as she continued on, realizing that she had run unsuccessfully from something much like he had. So she could relate. That was why she listened so intently & perhaps that was why he felt the urge to lay his problems bare whenever he came to her shop. A listening ear was something he craved more than anything, despite the fact that the abundance of prying eyes & ears was exactly his current problem.

"I wish I could tell you, but... it's not safe. You would not be able to help me." He let go of his necklace to pull on his hair; a weak attempt to quiet the warnings in his head. Don’t tell her anything, it will only make matters worse. But his chest ached far too much from having to contain his secret & somehow his heart always won these arguments. Perhaps a bit- just a little bit- of clarification wouldn't do any harm. Perhaps there really is a way she can help.

Hayan gave an exasperated sigh & stood to face her. Closing the space between them, he lowered his voice. "I can't tell you very much, but bad people want to kill me because I have something they want. That's why I have to move, even though I'm happy here: I have to protect my mom. They know what neighborhood we live in. Soon, they may know our address."

It occurred to him as he looked into Renata's eyes that he could have phrased such terrifying news more gently than he had. At least, he reassured himself, it was vague enough that she wouldn't likely suspect him as a gumiho. A criminal, perhaps. Some kind of thief or spy would be a reasonable assumption. Or maybe just a lunatic.

She wouldn't call the police, would she? He bit down on his lip. Nothing would stick even if she did, of course, but he didn’t want to be banned from his latest comfort zone. Please, please don’t freak out...

#eposerta #* ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs.#* ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ( ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᵍᵉ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ. )#so tumblr wasn't letting me trim that last post properly for some reason #hopefully it won't do that again so i won't have to make new posts every time #so much has changed on tumblr in the last 2.5 years & i am a lost bean #anyway i find it funny how hayan's panicking over his secret while renata already knows he's a supernatural being & is just playing it cool #also this is a prime example of how subtly selfish he actually is #he's not doing anything wrong per se but any thoughts he has about her circle back to himself somehow #*feels confusion over empathy* 'oh she's had to run before too? no wonder she relates to me' *proceeds to not care what happened to her*#like yeah he's mannerly & spends a lot of energy on trying to understand others but he ain't getting it that's for sure #you can really see the 50% lack of humanity here

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tiredsadpeach · 2 years

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Y’all my work place has been absolute shit to a working mother lately on top of not taking racism claims seriously and constant scare tactics instead of using mistakes as teaching moments and I’ve been wanting to quit so I put in my two weeks today because the coworker that’s been treated like shit also is quitting and it kinda gave me a push and my store manager texted me telling me my experiences are wrong and trying to make my coworker look bad 😐 said he’d forward it to upper management with his statements of proof but little does he know I’m contacting HR tomorrow with my statements of proof you’re not scaring me off

#bro said he never used scare tactics and then proceeds to use a scare tactic #also like we got a review saying someone experienced discrimination and I heard the store manager make excuses as to why the customer was #wrong and didn’t actually get discriminated against 😐#and then to make me feel dumb in the text he was like “umm that claim happened when the coworker you love was on the clock so #and I’m sitting there like. bro I HEARD you LAUGH about it. idk how she responded because she never talked to me about it I only know you #and the other two managers’ reactions and only one of y’all cared! that’s bullshit!!#and I’m sorry she has a toddler and a newborn and they keep getting sick and she’s trying to juggle taking care of them and work #she was the only employee left that had been there over a year #and y’all tell everyone she doesn’t wanna work ask why her fiancé can’t watch the kids and then say you’ll cover her shift then stand in the #back all day to make her look bad #like her fiancé has a job too her family isn’t available and the toddler rn can’t go to daycare because of a bad rash #she gives her all man and yeah she worked the day of that racism claim but so did the person who yelled at a deaf person #while it’s more likely it was the mom coworker I won’t rule out that fact that it could’ve been but she shouldn’t be treated like shit over #taking care of her kids. if there was an investigation and she was racist then she would’ve been terminated (hopefully)#but also just the amount of times I’ve gotten a ‘hey team’ text and dreaded opening it #because he always paints himself as perfect and then doesn’t give us tips to improve #it’s just don’t make this mistake again or you’re fired #and most of the time the mistakes were just that because we were never taught NOT to do that #like stacking certain discounts and taking certain returns etc etc #plus the two managers under the store manager and minus the mom coworker just constantly start drama and lie #it’s so frustrating because I never know if I should trust their word or not #and then they don’t finish their work and claim that it was someone else’s work #so that they can claim they did all their work but the other manager didn’t but then the other one says the SAME THING #I am working with adult children and a shitty elementary teacher #well not anymore because I’m not finishing my two weeks thanks to that manipulative text #idk what you expect when you text your employee saying that actually you’re wrong and I won’t let upper management think you’re right #so tempted to just text back ‘have fun finding people to cover me’#I’m just an associate so like I don’t have to be there #but teehee if you’re gonna be an asshole I will too #I’m mostly just pissed tbh especially after everyone acting like the one manager walked out and quit when she had a mental health problem

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hellafluff · 2 years

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since i already made my current Tarnished in the Sims, i decided to make a Tarnished for each Ending in Elden Ring and so far we have

Kyran - Current/My Canon Tarnished. Mute half-omen and Draconian who either takes the normal ending. They're very sweet and loves people and wants to be friends with everyone. This causes problems. Please Help them.

Latai - Ranni ending. Another sweetheart, very gay for Ranni. Becomes her sword lesbian knight. Plays guitar and is an artist and knows how to tattoo, and is also covered in them. Not very magically skilled but Ranni teaches her if she asks.

Ealen - Frenzied Flame dickhead. Here to cause problems on purpose. Rumored to be a bastard child/descendant of Marika. Kicks it in the Volcano Manor when he isn't being a nuisance to everyone out in the lands between. Honestly would probably be the Mohgywn ending if we had one.

Gilda - A Tarnished Finger Maiden, still devout to the Two Fingers. Almost totally blind, but can see the guiding light of grace and the glow of runes in those around her. Can't really see terrain though so she relies heavily on Torrent to lead her in fights. Close relationship with Melina and also becomes Morgott's consort because dammit fromsoft let us love the old man. Perfect Order ending.

Jaron - A former healer, disillusioned after the death of his son outside the Lands Between. Hard to get close too but will still crack a corny joke or a dry comment every once in a while. Finds comfort in Fia and assists her in bringing Destined Death to all.

I don't like the Dung Eater so his ending doesnt exist (:

#elden ring #tarnished oc #i made them all in the sims and theyre very cute!#Ealen looks evil as fuck tho lmao like a theatre gay was both a prep and a goth #Gilda is my favorite other than Kyran :) I imagine she has a rough time with Bloody Fingers and Varre being a HUGE dick to her #like their first convo is like '...however- you are maidenless :)' 'actually I am a finger maiden. I will have no trouble in that regard'#and varre is just seething behind his mask and gilda is like fucking try me bitch. varre proceeds to tell her the wrong direction to go #bc he thinks shes totally blind and she surprises him again bc she CAN see the guidance of grace and runes so she goes the right way insted #Latai is nice because shes so pretty but shes one i dont have a backstory for really #and Jaron has huge divorced dad energy. just so sad :(#no i didnt intend for them all to have 5 letter names but like it happened okay #crazee talk

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reanimatedgh0ul · 5 days

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trying to nail down eli's character rn (aka my fanon version of danielle)

so here are some characters i can see her taking after