Bartosz: He takes advantage of his best friend's absence to make a move on the girl they both like. Bartosz and Martha start dating.
Jonas: Makes plans with Bartosz and never shows up. Instead, he betrays his best friend by kissing Martha.
Bartosz: Becomes involved in a conspiracy with a sinister priest named Noah and discovers the betrayal. He then fights Jonas, insults him and his dad, and tells him that he shouldn't come back.
Jonas (unlocks The Stranger transformation): Disappears for years and returns as an adult. He is now a stranger to everyone. He admits that Bartosz is right about everything being his fault. Jonas saves Bartosz from the apocalypse, but they end up stuck in 1888. The Stranger tells the group that Adam killed Martha. However, Jonas hides the fact that he is Adam.
Bartosz: Sick of Jonas and gets into more fights with him. The Stranger claims to be able to fix things while making them worse. As usual Jonas is having the worst time of his life. Bartosz meets Silja. She is the younger sister of Jonas. Silja & Bartosz fall in love and have kids. Bartosz just wants to live a peaceful life with his family. It seems that someone can be happy in this story. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
Jonas (unlocks Adam transformation): HE SENT HIS SISTER TO MEET BARTOSZ, AND GETS THEIR FAMILY INVOLVED IN A CULT. WHEN HANNO IS BORN, BARTOSZ REALIZES THAT HIS SON IS THE MAN WHO GOT HIM INTO THE WHOLE TIME TRAVEL MESS. NOAH DID IT ON ADAM'S ORDERS. SILJA DIES DURING THE BIRTH OF THEIR SECOND CHILD, AND BARTOSZ REALIZES THAT AGNES IS ALSO PART OF THE WHOLE MESS. ONLY A YEAR AFTER HIS WIFE'S DEATH, BARTOSZ MEETS HER AS A LITTLE GIRL. ADAM KILLS HIS OWN MOTHER AND SENDS HIS LITTLE SISTER TO A POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURE. SILJA IS RAISED BY HER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. ADAM LEAVES BARTOSZ COMPLETELY HOPELESS AND CAUSES HANNO TO KILL HIS OWN DAD. THEN ADAM MAKES AGNES TO KILL HER OWN BROTHER. THE STRANGER HAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED HIS FAMILY. BARTOSZ ONLY HAS HIS OWN FAMILY BECAUSE OF JONAS. BARTOSZ IS ALSO HIS ANCESTOR, JONAS CAN'T EVEN EXIST WITHOUT BARTOSZ. JONAS IS THE REASON FOR THE WORST AND THE BEST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIS BEST FRIEND.
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thanks to Vlad and his videos about pretending to be a girl at Omegle (plz check it out it’s pure comedy material) me and homies created cracked AU
so like Jinchul coming from orphanage is really proficient in girly things because he was really close to girls during his orphanage years. Girls found him pretty enough to drag into their circle to try make up on him or just style his hair plus with younger girls he usually ended up the one to style their hair at mornings. He also had friends among boys but boys mostly avoided him because he looked different and was mostly by himself.
So anyway after leaving orphanage Jinchul still kept in touch with others from orphanage from time to time. And one day they gathered for drinks and jinchul lost probably the most dumb bet in his life and he absolutely forgot that betting against group of girls IS a death or life gambling.
So yea he lost and they decided to remember old times so they dress him as a girl and for amusement and funny reactions make him go on Omegle or shit and so jinchul plays really convincing lady until he lets out his real voice and that fun continues for serval hours while his friends die on background from laughter. Jinchul isn’t uncomfortable but it makes him feel awkward because many actually complemented how pretty she looks.
And then randomly they end up connecting with jinwoo and his company and jinchul just starts to sweat nervously because what the actual fuck hunter sung is doing here with his sister and his friend—
jinchul is always this close to failure because his voice just keeps cracking and stuttering and he’s panicking and feels his face continuing become redder and redder because it’s jinah, jinho and songyi doing all the talk and jinwoo just stares at him with ✨suspicion✨ until jinwoo just opens his mouth and asks for phone number and jinchul finally freaks out by making a weird squeaking voice and turning connection off.
Days pass jinchul is kinda panicking around jinwoo because he just keeps staring at him from time to time as if trying to connect the dots (he hopes he won’t).
Jinwoo: Chief, I would be really grateful if you’ll help me find one lady, I would really like to meet her.
Jinchul, sweating nervously: how about N O
Funny thing jinwoo did eventually stumble upon group of girls he saw hanging with that lady and approached them asking if they know how he can contact their friend. They are this close to laugh their asses off but agree to organize a ‘date’ and later jinchul just wants to murder them but he can’t because he cared for them during orphanage years goddamnit.
So yea they actually meet, jinchul dies inside almost entire time (god I hope he won’t notice my mana signature god—), jinchul jokes about being a rather tall lady (and dying inside) and honestly when he’s home he just falls backwards right on door like ‘holy fucking hell’
And then next time he and jinwoo meet at KHA jinwoo like a true little shit admits that he figured out its jinchul because of same mannerisms and stuff plus it’s a national trend now that a local man dresses like a lady perfectly only to give people heart attacks with his real voice. Jinchul dying inside and asking why the meeting then and jinwoo just admits that he wanted to see top tier levels of disguise that Chief Woo is able to pull out (and also to witness him panicking entire time because it’s hilarious)
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