#he is like 5 inches

[somethings-monstrous]

Am I sick? Yes

Am I miserable? Yes

Did the body decide that us running a 100⁰ fever three days in a row, barely able to consume food, utterly drained, half dead and wishing the other half would hurry the fuck up is the perfect time to menstruate? Yes

Did I order this little fucker to make myself feel better?

Yes!

Will he be here before my hour of need passes?

No 😭😭😭

#its Monday #bitching #whining #but fuck you Im dying #the little guy was like 8% off #so fuck it #new lil dude #he is like 5 inches #and we have wanted him for a while #need more monster plushies #so yeah #name ideas welcome #also Im developing a cough #need to do a covid test #ugh

[pinkcadavart]

Soldier side

#gives myself spoilers lmao #im still nowhere near this part but duuuude I have to draw him #dude that is like 5 foot 2 inches tall #digital #lilia vanrouge #twst #twisted Wonderland #twst spoilers #book 7 spoilers #book 7 twst #i definitely made him more muscular than he is in canon let me have my brainwaves he's just as strong either way i just hc shape shifting #twisted Wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted Wonderland spoilers #lmao im nervous posting this bc I haven't even gotten to this part AT ALL yet I just got excited sbksfkkg #general lilia

[bonefall]

I’m rereading Po3 and despite its flaws I really enjoyed the introduction to the three. Jaykit isn’t mentioned to be blind in the first few chapters and instead they chose to show how much MORE capable he is compared to his littermates; until at the end of chapter 3, he brings up his blindness on his own. It makes forcing him to be a medicine cat SO much more frustrating because it really feels like they’re setting him up to be a warrior and choose his own fate (note i haven’t finished the reread this is just my first impression)

I like how you seem to take that path in BB regardless! It makes his arc so much more enjoyable

His arc in canon is super frustrating because he's such an independent character who clearly wants to make his own decisions in life, but then he just gets shoved into the medcat den. I LIKE that he ultimately goes there and that he enjoys it; but it was still really fucked up that they stripped away his autonomy in the process.

Re: they are not real, they are writing choices. Taking away the choices a disabled character can make over their own life, forcing them into a celibate nun role, and then going "awwwww dont worry see? he likes it! This was the best thing for him :)" was fucked up.

And imo it didn't have to be that way! You wouldn't have to go the FULL route I did with big changes, he could just be more involved in the descision to stop being a warrior apprentice and it would be fine. Minor change that would make a world of difference.

I do also have to interject to say though... blindness should really not be an extremely severe impairment for a ThunderClan cat.

I'm dead serious.

Whiskers are built-in sensors that tell you the exact position of everything within several inches of your head, ears swerve to pick up sound, and the jacobson's organ provides a sense of smell so keen that I have an entire Clanmew expansion draft because I needed to make WORDS describing the power of this sense that humans do not have. I cannot stress enough how delicate their other senses are, felines do not rely on their sight like primates do

ThunderClan lives in a mixed-oak woodland, where sight is already often obscured by foliage, objects are close together (for whiskers to feel), and nearly every movement makes noise against the leaf litter. RiverClan and (moor-running) WindClan cats would have a harder time with this disability than Thunder or Shadow.

Cat sight SUCKS to begin with. It sucks BADDD. They don't have color vision, they're significantly nearsighted, and they can't track up-and-down movements well. WC doesn't write realistic cats (more like small fuzzy people really) and I also work with more humanesque eyesight, but the only thing Jay should really lose is an ability to rapidly track a small animal swerving fast. Blind cats are often still excellent hunters in spite of that!

So it's an extra big waste that they railroaded him into a position he didn't choose, saying he couldn't be a warrior. This is the perfect disability to write, if you want to explore how ableism can impact the characters in this society who ARE legitimately still capable of nearly full independence, but still need to find accommodations for what they can't do.

In the same arc they're doing the dumb Cinder Reincarnation Plotline, no less!! Where SHE is also feeling like she has no choice over her "destiny," and gets a conflict over a potentially disabling injury

"Oh nooo if cinderpaw breaks her leg she wont be a warrior!"

"What the f-- Im Jaypaw and im reporting live from the scene where a Category 1 Idiot Moment is taking place. Woman breaks leg, suddenly everyone believes she is a horse, more at 11."

One of these days I should really make "herb guides" just covering how various sensory disabilities impact the lives of Clan cats and some tips for writing them as warriors, especially between Clans. Stuff you wouldn't usually consider, like how much noise deaf cats tend to make, how RiverClan would get a ton of sinus infections and lose their sense of smell, being blind in Sky vs Thunder, etc.

#I once saw someone say offhandedly 'well what if someone snuck up on jay from behind and attacked him. No whiskers there' #NEWSFLASH! YOU ALSO DONT HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD #He doesn't have short whiskers either they're normally sized #Something like 4 - 5 inches on a cat like him. About double the size of the head foward and sideways #Once you're talking about close combat like the cats usually do there's no way that you can stay back far enough to avoid them #I want to rewrite owl and jay's fight or make a rematch where jay realizes owl is being a coward #Hanging just out of his range and jabbing at him #But once he realizes it's just a coward's strategy it clicks that the counter is to be aggressive #And not let his opponent out of his 'range' #Also give him a neat little scene where they're grappling next to Black's dam project where it's super muddy #And Jay is like 'YOU WANT TO PLAY DIRTY? LETS GET FILTHY' and dunks Owl's face down into the mud #Because Jay can fight without his sight but Owl doesn't know how to continue while there's stinging gunk in his eyes and nose #I like thinking about what I'm going to do for BB!Jay's matches because his fighting style is really fun to write #1. Be aggressive and proactive 2. Don't let them out of range 3. SCARE THEM #From the Mud Match he learns that the best way to end a fight quickly is to absolutely terrify them #Because they're usually not expecting the fight to be difficult nor are they expecting to feel like theyre in danger #So if you surprise them it breaks their willpower real fast #And as he gains a reputation for brutality he faces less opponents until he's practically known as the Cleric Without Mercy #Bone babble

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

[truegoist]

nagi hates it when you get up in the morning and leave him all alone, whether it be for work or for breakfast.

he misses your warmth beside him in the bed, the loneliness making it impossible for him to go back to sleep peacefully

that’s why he now resorts to more underhanded methods, such as laying directly on top of you

he likes nuzzling into you and burying his head in your hair while leaving you to suffocate under his weight

oh you need air? just stop breathing. That’s the least you can do for your beloved

and yes, even if it may get fairly annoying(especially when you need to go to toilet) having the warmth of him surrounding you is quite nice and the way his hand knead your body reminds you of a cat

so maybe you’ll sleep in. Just this once

#ps: it was NOT just this once #anywaus pushing more overgrown housecat nagi agenda on u (he makes biscuits while he’s sleeping) #I just know he’s like a weighted blanket yk #BC MUSCLES WEIGHT #AND ALSO HES TALL SO MORE CALORIES #COMBINE THAT AND HES HEAVY #also I’m like 2 inches or smth shorter than him but ok some y’all like 5” so good luck have fun dying #nagi #blue lock nagi #nagi seishiro #blue lock x reader #nagi seishirou #seishiro nagi #bluelock #nagi seishiro x reader #nagi seishiro x you #blue lock x you #blue lock x y/n #gender neutral reader #blue lock #bllk #DRABBLES

[eosomit]

It'll be you soon

#reblog > likes #born to be siblings forced to be coworkers.... #click for better quality holy moly #goro akechi #akechi goro #makoto nijima #persona 5 #my art #fanart #digital art #p5 #noose tw #noose cw #goros sooo easy for death metaphors i cant help it man #uhhh anyways i dont have any definite thoughts but theyyyy are inch resting #like the fact that theyre so similar and yet dont get along #makoto being jealous of akechi whilst hes being used by sae #what i would pay for them to sit down and talk

[koppaiterocker]

This account does NOT forgive King Peppy

#FYM YOURE MAKING CANDY NECKLACES WITH HIM AFTER FINDING OUT HE HID YOUR EXISTENCE FROM YOUR SISTER #SHOW ME YOUR RAGE VIVA #id be angry even if i was poppy #okay. i *am* poppy but i split off the first movie in 2016 so #YOU GET IT #like even the rest of the trolls dude if i was a putt putt troll and found out my king had a legacy of “no troll left behind” #i would be put on a watchlist because i would spend every day trying to assassinate him #/dramatic #but come on. are you joking #“peppy was traumatized from that day too” WELL AT LEAST HE WAS AT HOME #AND NOT LIVING IN THE DARK IN FEAR #F O R 20 Y E A R S #and a few months #me vs the indescribable rage i can feel at 5 inch creatures #dreamworks trolls #trolls #beeps yapping

[mistergreatbones]

we talk about itty bitty big sister cass and giant little brother jason but we never talk about cass having three years on duke and duke having four inches on cass

#according to dc fandom duke is 5'9“ and cass is 5'5” which i find hilarious despite only being 4'10“ myself #he's a high schooler and he's eye level with dick grayson (5'10") lmao #cass and duke's age gap was never stated in canon but is somewhere between 3-5 years #cass and jason's age gap was explicitly said to be six months (cass' bday being Jan 26th and jason's being aug 16th) #personally i don't like adult damian being tall but i think it'd be hilarious if cass was smaller than all of her brothers #tim's got her by an inch but that's enough #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batfam

[unhinged-nymph]

Thinking about him tonight

#with those fuckin HIPS bro #and the WAIST !!? #I’ll forever be obsessed with bs s2 link #the mustache and clear glasses really does something for me #😮‍💨🥵 #also remember when link’s hair wasn’t 5 inches tall lmao #buddy system season 2 #rhett and link #link neal #no like seriously imagine if he did something like this today #we’d fucking lose our damn marbles

[funkbun]

thee Candle

#i felt like changing my design for him so he's more blocky + fluffy #he's a big (5 foot 2 inches) ol fluffy guy #bug game #chandloooo i forgot how fun u were to drawwww #im probably gonna redo my grumpus refs for a third time lmao. not now do i have like 50 different drawing ideas rn

[icewindandboringhorror]

sneeping with his legs up over his head for some reason... weird boye

#cats #love the second picture... skrungly sleepy well rested boye face... #since he's an elderly boy now sometimes when he wakes up from a nap he looks a bit scruffy and squinty eyed #Hard to beleive he's like 15 though.. he still looks like a kitten to me.. due to his giant round creature eyes and childlike demeanor #I think it's interesting that like... baby cats are babies. kittens are kittens. and you can tell a cat is like 'young adult' phase #looking from like a few months to maybe 1yr or 2yrs.. but after that they just always look the same to me #a 5 yr old cat is a 10 yr old cat is a 15 year old cat. unless the cat in question is particulalry aged or youthful #I still have so so little energy... it's been icy here this week. like not even FUN but just scary icy even thoguh i lOOOVE the cold #and its my favorite weather. I think it'd be okay actually if I had a woodburning stove/fireplace/hearth thing. literally thats my only #concern with the power going out. I genuinely don't mind stuff like having to go to the bathroom in buckets or cook over a fire or do other #less conveninet things. Its just that if eveyrhtng is electric then you have no way to cook and all of that. well.. and I literally need #background noise to go to sleep lest my ocd sprials become so loud I am slowly driven into maddness.. but a few battery packs or something #and a phone with one downloaded video I could play on repeat is fine for that. I dont need internet. ANYWAY.. so so sad that my fav #orite season ever (winter) is here. and the first cold of the winter is like... just an ice storm that you cant even walk in. I #love like 4 feet of snow where you can play in it and stuff. But just a thin flat sheet of a few inches of ice over every imaginable surfac #is not really playable. the wind speeds are so high and so many trees fall it's actually not that safe to go hang out outside anyway unless #you were in a totally clear open field. which is SAD also because i love ice and high winds. i love to stand out there and get whipped in t #he face with ice crystals and feel like I'm in some dramatic movie or something. but alas.. the threat of being attacked by a falling tree. #I did go out some but again it's like. literallyyou cant walk on it. so I just squatted and dragged myself along the ground lol #One of my stories has a whole section where the main characters are trapped in a deadly cold environment for a week and have to use magic #to survive and etc. etc. so I'm always like.. ouuu.. I should go in the ice.. it's Writing Research actually.. *foolishly gets frostbite* #THOUGH yesterday I went on a harrowing evil journey down a bunch of icy hilly roads to go check on some person's cat because the cat #had been left in the house for like 5 days at that point with nobody to check on them and nobody else seemed to want to do anything #about it (like call all of the neighbors or try to get someone out there) so I just went myself with a roommate who agreed to drive me. #It seemed acting totally normal and I gave it more food and water but.. I am still worried about it.. Apparently the person will be able #to get back to their house tomorrow but.. I dont trust them. But I couldnt take the cat with me because it's like.. a stranger's cat #basically and also no carrier + very skittish.. so I feared if I just tried to carry them bare handed they'd definitely leap from my grasp #and then it'd be like.. sliding on a sheet of ice chasing a cat and so on.. I still think they need to be watched for health issues tho >:| #ANYWAY.... many cat adventures lately... and strange weather... I wish for a normal week without always so many Things Happening.. augh

[3-aem]

emotionally still recovering from my white male coworker in his 30s asking if i draw yaoi. will be recovering from this. perhaps forever.

#i got clocked so hard i dont even COMPREHEND HOW #its bc i have gojo as my phone screen bg now it is it is #i had a twink as my background #i was asking for it #NO TOUCHY ME I GO WATCH MY YAOI NOW (jjk s2 e2) #i could not respond and he was like yea im guessing i got it very close #you guys dont understand #WE HAVE A VERY SERIOUS WORKING RELATIONSHIP #REPLAYING EVERY CHOICE I MADE THAT LANDED ME IN THAT SITUATION #MY REALITY SLID 5 INCHES TO THE LEFT

[kingofanemptyworld]

was anyone going to tell me grimmjow and ichigo have a 5 inch height difference because this is pretty critical information for me and I feel like I have not been incorporating this into my fics to the best of my ability

#king’s court #bleach #grimmichi #Ichigo is only 5’ 8??? #grimmjow is over 6 feet??? #I’ve been picturing them with like a couple inches between them #fuck I could’ve done so much more with Grimmjow LOOMING #he’s always taller in art of them but I didn’t realize the actual number until just now #shame on me for not doing my duty as a fanfic writer

[snackugaki]

y tho

#fancomic shitposting #back when you could get a decent hault #with five bucks in change #and knowing the secret code to release all the items #in terms of just like proTEIN per sq inch #Mikey was unusually ripped #to ME #i dunno that GAINZ lifestyle #but bayMikey looked like he shoved full watermelons in his arms #like bro #for what #big as my actual human head #and for what #they sure DID put the Mutant in TMNT in the bay movies #fun fact #ideally ninja were under 5' #and under around 160lbs #because it was a stealth #and infiltration job #Raph showed he can't even sneak in vents #he got STUCK #not a great thing for a ninja #like a greased eel #is the ninja modus operandi #gently bullying Mikey #baby sibling solidarity

[paniniprince]

learning how to drive in garlemald sure must be an experience, huh

#ffxiv art #ffxiv #garlean #garlean oc #cato cen iulia #emilius cen iulia #like teaching a teen how to drive is already a fucking nightmare #now imagine you have three roaders on your ass. snapping their teeth at you. theres 5 inches of snow. its hailing. #youre not a praying man. but if someones out there. you hope they can bring you and your dipshit son back home safe. #alternate caption: when you werent expecting your son to live to 16 but he did and now you have to teach him how to drive like you promised #shouldn't have bought him a car!!!! DUMBASS!!!!!

[celestialcass]

my future! Donnie design has a lot of notes attached, age 21-25ish - I have SO many headcanons for what happened in the Apocalypse prior to him kicking the metaphorical bucket

#rottmnt donnie #future Donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #Rise Donnie #rottmnt #future Donatello #rise donatello #f!donnie #Donatello #My art #rise of the tmnt #the marks/scar is inconsistent? yes AND? #i don't draw the toitles enough tbh #also he's taller than Leo bc duh #by like 2-5 inches tho not too much #ask about the scar #do it #or about anything else i love asks