truegoist

[truegoist]

MY PROFFESOR SAID ANYONE WHO GOT AN 90 OR MORE WOULD GET ONE OF THOSE MINI OTTER PLUSHES

#I am psyched #I’m going to get a hundred I want one of those thibgs #I AM (not) A ROBOT

[truegoist]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

#ppl refuse to believe humans are more complex than they can possibly comprehend #ADDING TO THE SYSTEM

[truegoist]

#babygirl #ADDING TO THE SYSTEM #;; rin

[truegoist]

#kill him #ADDING TO THE SYSTEM

[truegoist]

How well would you rate your baking abilities 🎶

-10!

#haha get it bc ! Makes it #Nevermind #but yeah I just don’t get the concept ig #Plus I like to do my own thing and improvise instead of following a recipe #So in the end I am comically bad at it #tag later

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MWWWWWAAAAAAH

#<3 #tag later

[truegoist]

recommend me accs to follow pls

#Specifically fanfic ones bc I need to get back to writing #And reading others stuff help #I AM (not) A ROBOT

[truegoist]

#BRO PUTTING SAFETY PINS IN PIERCINGS don’t hurt that much actually except lips that hurts like hell #I’ve shoved up like anything w a sharp edge there def keychain was the worse only bc it’s so heavy #Also so unfair how everything explodes in microwave like what’s the purpose then #ADDING TO THE SYSTEM

[truegoist]

they call me tv show because I have episodes. they call me comic book because I have issues

#They call me math textbook bc I have serious problems

[truegoist]

maybe actually do the ask game and stop sending me slurs in my inbox? thanks

#Just a suggestion really #tag later

[truegoist]

#FROM THE MEMORY

[truegoist]

Anonymously guess stuff about me

#FROM THE MEMORY

[truegoist]

THANK YOUU <3 I was digging at every part of my brain for that title, but now I can finally get back to it

Take 💐 as a token of my appreciation :)

npp<3

#tag later

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#FROM THE MEMORY

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#FROM THE MEMORY

[truegoist]

isn’t it crazy how the whole mandatory middle school thing is just a cover up to lower unemployment and population

#Cover isn’t the right word but oh well #I AM (not) A ROBOT

[truegoist]

You have an undiagnosed mental illness

Thanks for your statement. It is actually diagnosed

#I just forget to take meds #FEEDBACK #;; unknown operator