#he has the brains of a 3 year old

[luffypeach]

I love how lucci will forever be the "pigeon guy" to luffy, almost as if he's not a half leopard half human government subordinate he desperately fought almost to death against when he declared war to the whole world government. clearly, the pigeon part is the most relevant.

#i can't with him #he has the brains of a 3 year old #and we love him for that #one piece #op #luffy #monkey d. luffy #one piece egghead #one piece anime #one piece 1099 #op 1099 #one piece episode 1099 #one piece luffy #one piece lucci #rob lucci #lucci #egghead

[ruvviks]

NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE // LET ME WRAP DOWN TO MY SKELETON

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@shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @hibernationsuit, @stars-of-the-heart;

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@celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister;

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#tew #art #art:nathan #nuclearocs #nuclearart #blood // #a fully rendered piece? on my blog?? more likely than you think. apparently #anyway hi hello sorry if this is not your cup of tea feel free to ignore LMAO i just needed to get this out of my system #have been spinning the evil within around in my brain at incredibly high speeds again so. nathan time. he is so fun #i think his design is the one design that has stayed the most consistent over the years. he is a very very old oc #just added some extra details to his skin and eyebrow and lashes to match the rest of his appearance a little better + made his hair curlie #he joins the story of the games in the second game!! and then in classic bones quickhacked fashion i also have like #a whole post-game story going on because basically i need ruvik to come back because he is mein meow meow. sorry #there's a lot of parallels between nathan and ruvik :3 giggles and dies in the explosion

[diathadevil]

Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.

He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.

#dia talks #princess tutu #He probably starts planning on writing Ahiru into the world mayyybe like 3-4 months into his recovery #he doesn't know what a cell phone is yet but he sure as hell can look at a bookstore and ask for a notebook and pens #i bet that first year in Goldenkröne must be hell because trading deals bring all sorts of new things into the town #Just Fakir going “what the fuck is a scooter?? Wait what's a CAR---” #he ends up having to read a bunch of newspaper articles about “Goldenkröne booming in German tourism!” #Actually does he even know his country's name... Did they all even know they lived in Germany and not JUST a city???? #Drosselmeyer would've really pulled one on them for only talking about the city and its outskirts and NOT the country it resided in #But let's assume they did know. Fakir would have to figure out so much has changed in 2002 Germany compared to whatever time they were in #My god just thinking about the thought of Fakir learning what a television is... or a radio for that matter has me howling internally #local amateur writer is put into a coma after hearing for the very first time german rapper Sido #alternatively: local amateur writer's brain explodes after hearing german Happycore artist Blümchen and dance pop group No Angels #ptutu spoiler #i know its a +20 old show but just in case people wanna watch it i love it enough to tag the post show headcanon #ptutu analysis #ptutu headcanon #ptutu post canon #Also sorry i keep jumbling between Goldkröne and Goldenkröne in the writing its 4 AM and the german part of my brain is a mess lmao #(its supposed to be Goldkröne but for some reason I keep making it into the attribute word Golden so dont mind the mistake) #(if you do i will sob please be gentle towards my polyglot self)

[keeps-ache]

there are a couple changes i would make to the keyboard if i could:

wiggly exclamation mark

bleeding heart emoji

varying snake emojis (more poses would be fun)

question mark with a little heart for the dot bc, well,

more explosions

and that is all thank you

#just me hi #i need these a lot #wiggly bc it makes a lot of sense #i am saying something but with a sort of ~~~~~~ to it!! #/bleeding heart because the other night (it musta been about 3 a.m.) i was looking for an emoji to really get my point across and i sadly #realized that i had imagined the existence of it. the disappointment was immense <//3 hfhs #/SNAKES. need i say more? :> #do i know a lot about them? not yet. am i scared of them? yes. but i love them a lot thanky #/i am asking a question but it's with love #<3 #/explosion emoji my beloved #we NEED to diversify hfhsvb #a mushroom cloud would be cool :3 or one that clearly has shrapnel in it #or one with a little heart that's like the exploding head emoji. because it's like that #i'm mentioning hearts a lot bc the heart is willing but the brain is. trying #//anyway in the other newsings i'm remaking those pi.e refs again lmao 👍 #ik they're only so many months old but man i changed some of the designs a bit during those months hfhs #funny how i made refs because i thought 'oh i haven't changed their designs in forever - it's not like it'll happen anytime soon yea?' #and then.......... #oath's design has changed the most minimally during these - how many ? two‚ three-ish years - so i thought Ahh nothin'll happen #but Then-- #aura has morphed So many times - she was at least 3 different people before i actually Got her so hfvhs <3 #kinda knew that would happen. but she's actually changed the least so Lollll #hid's usual look has not changed at All - only his actual form‚ which i tweak every second day or something #and i've neglected kira so badly fvfsh - so now i've added and removed and swapped things for her in worldrecord time ! i think i've got he #in a way i like though so :D #but bc of all these changes now i gotta make new refs bc they are Inaccurate #not a big deal. but oh it IS #wonder how long it'll take me this time lol :) only one way to know ehegh #//anywho ciao ! i've got the things and stuffs to be doing.. ooo toodles :33

[darcyolsson]

whats the worst kind of relationship to have with anyone and why is it ex-best friend who you had a massive conflict with that got resolved but still makes you hate them a little at all times but only in the same way that you'll always love them a little for once being your best friend. and you have to pretend you dont feel either of those things because youre just casual friends now

#it has to be said that im fairly sure he feels mostly the same about me. which does create an insane dynamic it does! #but it's better than when my frustrations were one-sided #anyway. i think this is honestly healthier than we used to be even when we were best friends we were Too Close and Too 17 Years Old #i think no matter what this friendship will always be kind of a lot so being causal friends #kind of works. bc i'll see him once every 3 months and it's like ok well thats my seasonal dose of temporary insanity! bye now #better than not talking and spiralling better than letting my brain chemistry be controlled by some guy every day #and that has been tonights episode of ivicky! back to our regularly scheduled tmiposting now #personal

[icewindandboringhorror]

Various images of things

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1. PIBBINS.... cheering clapping hooting hollering glorious applause everytime I see a pigeon in public #2. Birthday card that I drew for someone. .. kittys... #3. 2023's annual haul of tiny white pumpkins.. i get at least one white pumpkin every year around fall when they have pumpkins in stores #because I just love the color and texture ... bright white and smooth and cold and round.. kind of like a volleyball or something #4. A brief adventure into watching big brother (only earlier seasons of course as I hate all reality shows post like 2013 or something when #they became overly focused on social media and overproduced memeable phrases more.. like even though ALL reality shows have always #been extremely fake and annoying and mindless it's like..... newer stuff seems A Different Kind Of Fake or something) since whenever #I'm sick sometimes I find weird mindless things like that to watch (that one time I had bronchitis I watched all of Flavor of Love in my #half awake illness stupor and now everytime I heat up canned minestrone soup (mostly all I ate that week) I think of flavor flav since #thats just a weird brain connection I have now lol) ANYWAY.. I was sick and watched like 2 seasons of this and then thought it was too #uninteresting and obnoxious to continue (more like 1 and a half since I skipped the rest of one once only boring people were left) BUT this #one guy had a very mischevious looking face and he also said a few things (like the above captioned speech) that sounded like dialogue #some fantasy character would say.. so I took a screencap of him and edited him into a mischevious wizard i guess.?? idk I was sick lol #~your little friend has a poisoned tongue~ is just a very unexpectedly serious sounding wording for some random normal #frat dude looking guy to say while casually chatting on a reality tv show in like 2008 or whenever that was filmed lol #5. FLUFFY CLOVERS!! I'd never seen them be furry and soft before?? inchresting.. #6. Noodle sitting in bed with the cat figurines looming above him... the council of kittys... #7. McDonald's full breakfast platter + asparagus + strawberries & cream (also of course this is old and I am now boycotting mcdonalds etc) #i try to group the images somewhat consistently like.. winter stuff with winter stuff or summer stuff with summer stuff #but I have so many random pictrues floating around on my computer that I never post that sometimes some are not organized or just #thrown into a set because there's nowhere else for them. Like the pigeon picture is from like 3 years ago for example lol #8 & 9 - I think I've posted these before but I just find them very interesting looking flowers. whenever they happen to be blooming #I'll pick up a few when I'm out on walks or etc. ... poof ball looking things #photo diary

[shalalalalaw]

me, loving my own characters

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav #nana's ocs #yor verrkan #he looks so out of character smiling #he's nearly 500 years old and now has a worm in his brain #he hasn't smooched his fearie spoose in weeks #anyway grumpy old professor experiences joy #and im soft

[quietwingsinthesky]

i am going to write a dean winchester who is so unreliable

#babygirl has so many problems and issues #and it’s worse because this fic is taking place INSIDE HIS DREAM #so not only is it regular Dean brain nonsense. it’s Dean brain nonsense + Dean dream nonsense #double the nonsense. twice the Dean. he will think insane shit like ‘as a twelve year old it’s reasonable for me to be responsible for #protecting Sam from literally everything on earth. very normal for me to think I need to do this.’ #I love him he’s so traumatized <3

[princekirijo]

Every time I think I've finally settled on a Pimpernel design there's always this little voice in the back of my head going "wow it took you three years to come up with that? Lame lol"

#its the devil talking i know but like can we chill please #but like for real though ive been fairly settled on some of his designs and then boom self doubt #at some point im gonna have to just stick with one #the latest one is finally scratching that it looks like a persona itch though #we'll see what happens though #hes very much airing on the side of “you cant tell who tf its supposed to be” #but it's also not wildly off either #the struggles of a character designer to a series/au that is so personal to me and is enjoyed by maybe 6/7 other people #who cares though im loving it even if it is causing horrors #maybe me being on holiday rn will help my creativity #you know change of scenery and all that #and yeah 3 years is not an exaggeration i checked the file date of his very first design and its 3 years old 🚶 #good lord this au has occupied my brain for so long i gotta get going with it 🚶

[galaxymooing]

been doodling a lot of avrages this month ft sketch concept for a piece i want to do

#stomping #my art #guys.... im going crazy #there is a yaoi tragedy and it has taken over my brain completely #also i did decide to give him a long sheep tail instead of cropped #because it's cute #but Guys i have been so obsessed #blorbo rotating in brain so fast #it is very scary he is close to turning 1 LMAO #in my brain hes still like 3 weeks old but no. almost 1 whole year of normal guy

[jaredthebc]

Hi everyone I might be getting a non-Pokemon hyperfixation for once wow

(This is meant to be Romeo externally vs internally btw lol)

#god eater #romeo leoni #// loud #(its not super loud but just in case) #ask to tag #I WAS ALREADY A FOOL FOR HAVING A HYPERFIXATION ON A 11 YEAR OLD DS GAME #AT LEAST GEN 5 HAS AN ACTIVE FANDOM #very me core to get into a game series with basically no existing fans anymore cause the publisher pretends it doesnt exist #anyway Romeo is my son idc if we are the exact age hes my son #i actually dont know a lot about the series yet cause im so new to it and havent played much #i have 2 and 3 but just. keep forgetting to continue playing #my hyperfixations are weird cause instead of engaging with content I rotate what I know in my head over and over like a rotisserie chicken #also gen 5 is still gonna be the main fixation just this might be the other side of my brain for a little bit

[kirkwallfightclub]

I can’t stop thinking about the dynamic in act 3 between non-mage Hawke (newly family-less), Anders (an open-secret apostate only still free because of his relationship with one of the most untouchable people in Kirkwall) and Meredith (aware of all of this), because. Bethany is in the circle. In the Kirkwall Circle. In the fucking Gallows.

Like no wonder Anders didn’t tell Hawke — no matter how much love was there or how much their politics aligned. His biggest enemy has the ultimate trump card. Even without taking his self-esteem issues into account, there’s no world in which Anders thinks he’s coming out on top over the last remnant of Hawke’s family (and he could very well be right), but even then. If he cost Hawke the last family they had left, that’s hardly better is it? So no, he has to go it alone or he risks forcing a standoff that can only end in tragedy.

#anders #dragon age #da2 #feel weird about tagging this because. this is barely coherent but hey let’s see #also. sorry if this has been said before this game *is* twelve years old #and I’ve only just played it this last couple months #but fuck it’s making me insane #the (watsonian) reasons why Meredith doesn’t imo are: anders isn’t that important grand scheme #especially after the mage underground gets decimated between acts #(though I feel the fact that he’s blatant *and* in general makes mages sympathetic to everyday kirkwallers is hardly negligible) #but also she just isn’t ready to push Hawke that far. yet. (or give up Bethany as a buffer to discourage Hawke taking actions against her) #but thinking about it from anders’ (and hawke’s) (and Bethany’s for that fucking matter) perspective is. ruining my brain #the doyalist reason is because that would be too much variation for a potential 1/6 of the audience #and also because they uh. ran out of time and money and act 3 was a hot mess #(said as if the rest of the game was particularly smooth sailing) #hm. #anyway riches and wonders is the hawke anders act 3 song and I’m being so so brave about it.

[stewystew]

Ummm first of all I feel the temperature rising

#lord almighty and all that #girl help my brain has latched onto the newsroom (2012) and it won’t let go #last night I watched the newsroom pilot for the fourth time in the last two weeks #and also the burning love montage twice #it’s simply a fun time! #sometimes lame old men who say shit like ‘worst period generation period ever period’ are the protagonists we need #where else would we get a guy who pays 3 million dollars to be able to fire his ex whenever he wants #EDIT I just rewatched 1.4 and he not only paid 3 million dollars he ALSO allowed a 3 year non-compete clause in his contract #the newsroom

[chronickey-luka]

i love writing but im burdened by a chronic state of "He Would Not Fucking Say That" where i need to keep things as close to character as possible and it makes pre-canon content so difficult sometimes. especially when a character's only been around for like. a small part of the series to begin with like i need to build an entire case file on him first.

#im almost 4k into my Goromi fic and im suddenly rethinking almost everything I've written bc i just *had* to make a Goromi origins fic #and for me that's ~1 year before the events of y0. so I've got Goromi and Sagawa interactions going on and im constantly rewriting parts #because as much as i like the idea of Sagawa's smug ass being in it i cannot write him to save my life for some reason. #ive played y0 like 3 times; ive read other people's fics with Sagawa in them; but i cannot get this old man to cooperate with me #the smart option would be to cut him out and replace him with another character but i like the underlying drama of him Knowing #like. Goromi is freedom for Majima but she's still trapped in the same cage as he is and Sagawa won't let her forget it. #which then will get contrasted by the immense freedom she has to flourish and do whatever she wants in the 2000s. #does that make sense? do you see my vision? #i just cant get this smarmy old fuck to sound natural. mainly because even *im* like how tf would he react in these scenarios?? #sigh. oh well #maybe i should keep slowcooking this fic in my brain for a bit and work on my kazumaji one instead #came up with the dialogue for another chapter of it yesterday anyways. i should just ride out that inspiration #rgg #luka rambles

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

UPDATE What's up, it's the proposal guy. You said you wanted to know how this turned out, so I figured I'd tell you. First some context though, because I'm mean and I wanna keep you in suspense longer.

1- I don't wanna doxx us so I'm not telling you where we live, but suffice to say, neither of us are American, and gay marriage has been legal here for less than five years. For both of us, this is the first relationship we've had where marriage was even an OPTION, and I think that's where we've been getting some of that whole 'this has to be a REAL proposal with EVERYTHING' idea.

2- I gotta figure out how to explain this properly. So, I'm pretty used to being the GUY guy in relationships? I was always the one who did the nice gestures, not the one they got done for. Before I met my dream guy, I didn't really notice or care that it was such a thing, I just assumed that's how shit worked. Also, I promised I wouldn't talk a lot about his stuff here, but his last boyfriend before me SUCKED. Anyway point here is, it turns out we both REALLY like feeling swept off our feet sometimes, and a big part of finding each other has been getting to feel special for once? That's a stupid sappy way of putting it the point here is I think all that's what morphed into "I need to be the one getting proposed to, also it has to be completely perfect", and then our Petty & Extra genes got involved.

So I'm sitting in bed thinking about all that up there, and watching all the comments coming in basically being like "Dude, you are BLOWING this" on repeat, and telling me to compromise, and I look up and see him flossing in the bathroom and making all these doofy faces at the mirror, and it's like a switch just flips in my brain, and I'm like "Oh, I'd rather he gets to have his perfect proposal than we both have an okay one". I'm gonna do it.

Morning rolls around, and while I'm 'out for my jog like normal' I hit up a pawn shop for a temp ring (the ring pop thing is cute but NOT HIM). I found one I was at least confident wouldn't get ruined the first time he got his hands greasy (he fixes old machines as a hobby it's hot as hell), got back home, and hid the box in the toe of my nasty ass workout shoes in the bedroom closet, since I figured he'd check there last.

He was still asleep, because he stays up late no matter what and then is SHOCKED he's tired the next day, so I called and booked a table at our usual anniversary spot. (Side note about the 'he picks bad restaurants' thing. This isn't an 'I like Greek, you like Chinese' situation, dude's just BAD at finding places. He either assumes pricey is tasty and I get to eat some overrated gourmet bullshit, or he'll try and find something hip and underground and risk giving us food poisoning again, and he REFUSES to give up and pick somewhere we've been before when it's his turn to plan date night. I'm obsessed with him <3.) Date was set, I'd propose on the 21st.

Some of you might have noticed this, but fun fact! It's currently the 16th.

Last night I'm doing dishes and he's been sent to our room for mug collection duty, and he's taking FOREVER, so I go check just in case he found the ring, because the man's a gift tracking BLOODHOUND. Turns out he hasn't, he's found my Angry Box.

I assume other people have an Angry Box? Basically, we had this huge messy fight right when we first moved in together, and I never wanna let it get that bad again, so I have this shoebox where I keep a bunch of our stuff I can look at if we're fighting and hopefully cool off. There's one of those photo booth roll things, letters we wrote when he moved back with his parents for COVID, the wine cork from our first date, shit like that. Anyway, he's just sitting on the floor staring at it, and I explain about the Angry Box, and then he! Proposes!!! Kind of.

He definitely didn't have anything prepared, because by 'propose' I mean 'ugly cried & rambled at me for several minutes before I figured out it WAS a proposal', but once I got on the same page it was amazing. I said yes, and he had to admit he didn't have a ring for me because he was CONVINCED he'd win and I'd do it, so I grabbed mine because, yeah, he was right. He was like "this is the ugliest ring I've ever seen" and I was like yeah well the plan is to replace it later and he went "No. You can pry this off my cold dead fingers. After I'm buried with it." So I guess it's not a temporary ring anymore.

I'm just gonna go ahead and skip to this morning. I pointed out we still have the reservation, and he said I should propose there anyway because "We can get a free dessert. They have those creme brulee shot glasses you like. And for love, or something" and I said ok deal, but that means you gotta get me a ring to keep it fair, and his eyes LIT UP. When I swung by his work for lunch he was still on the phone with a jeweler and he had a whole page of notes on three other ones. Pray for me.

OH PS: I was RIGHT that he'd been the one behind the cat biting me, but it wasn't about the proposal stuff, it's because I paid my baby sister three dollars to shout 'fuck you' every single time he enters a room she's in for (if you ask me, he should be madder at my sister for charging so little), and he did it by giving her a bunch of treats for biting his hands too, so now neither of us can pet our baby girl without oven mitts on. HOLY SHIT I love this man.

Oh my goddddddd I love everything about this <333 I awwww'd out loud on a voice call, like, six times while reading. You two are friggin perfect for each other and so obviously smitten with each other and I wish y'all all the happiness in the world

PS Are y'all planning to have a big wedding? If so oh boy I can't WAIT to get that one in the inbox

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#aita #am i the asshole #aita update #the saga of proposal anon

[anarkhebringer]

I have the most obscure gender goals. I don't wanna get rid of what I got and I wanna add the other bits and bobs to the mix. My ideal physical body is just having Everything. My brain doesn't care about the logistics I just want everything.

#I kinda project it onto Cervus honestly #he's a trans man that has every single body part and it's all fully functional #I dunno why this has just been my ideal physical form my entire life I've wanted it since I was a little kid #the moment my brain recognized gender and I started screaming that I was a boy at like 3 years old it all started from there #in the end I do want the dick more between the two though