#he barfed

[kittybug99]

I think it's important that elementary schoolers have embarrassing moments from time to time like barfing or sneezing and getting snot all over because that is how child-hood crushes die.

If my kindergarten crush hadn't barfed inside of his shirt in the 5th grade I'd probably still be pining over him.

#I literally had a crush on one guy from kindergarten until the day he barfed #and like in kindergarten i got invited to his birthday party because his mom felt bad for me #it was a sleepover #i got him waterproof Uno because he had a pool #I don't think he ever said two words to me #i think he had a lisp? #anyway it was like 80% humidity and we were running outside for gym class #and when were lined up to use the drinking fountains #he lifted up his shirt to cough in it #(also gross I hate when people cough in their shirts it's not sanitary use your elbow) #he barfed #like half inside his shirt #half outside #it was nasty #the teacher said #no wonder you all feel sick it's like running through a swimming pool outside #anyway I'm not really sure what my point was #but like childhood crushes need to get quashed somehow

[midoristeashop]

was feeling silly goofy so I undragoned the dragons

I’ve seen some artists draw human versions of the dragon gang so naturally I wanted to join in the fun 😌

#you get the vision right #i love them dearly #character design is so fun #tooth lost his right leg #I’d like to think he has grills LOL #thinking of doing Windshear n Sleuther next #maybe a couple more too #but this was v fun! #httyd #toothless #stormfly #hookfang #meatlug #barf and belch #httyd dragons #undragoned dragons #human!toothless

[chknbzkt]

He’s JUST-

HES SO *gross simp sobbing*

Our boy Fool (by @venomous-qwille ) as a cervitaur

HES JSUT SO *dies*

#bzkt barf #fool gitm #ghost in the machine au #dca fandom #dca au #art #artistsontumblr #fool eclipse #HES SOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[twistedappletree]

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs donghua #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #he always looks so grumpy when WWX makes him feel things lmao #like ‘how dare????¿¿?’ #when they were younger ofc #older wangxian is so openly corny it makes me wanna barf #i love it #gif #twitter #apple memes 🍎

[elderwisp]

#okokook HERE IT IS #HAHAHA #ok so i imagine this taking place two years prior to tessellate at atlas's very first apartment #also i make playlist for u guys <3 #photo's six through seven are my favorite atlas is making out with hot gigachad HAHAHAHA #dan and kai just dancing around atlas and frances while she calls him out and he's like hehe idk! #and then u have dan shoving atlas while he and kai try to take a selfie while frances is barfing anyways i miss them #oc: kai #oc: dan #oc: frances #oc: atlas #ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #show us your sims

[ofcowardiceandkings]

sometimes u jus gotta do something sickly as a treat

[chinhands]

#HE HOLD HER SHE STROKE HE FACE IM GONNA BARF I LOVE THEM #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #zelink #zelda x link #link x zelda #botw/totk #breath of the wild #pilots doodles #i liked this sketch too much to bin it so here we go Zelda is actually melting because he's too soft #barfs AT myself wee hoo im fine #also apologies for the single layer bad background BUT YKNOW #rory's ramblings #zelda blogging

[naffeclipse]

Finished your latest chapter, and I was at rge ended if my seat from beginning to end. Amazing!

And at the end of the chapter I thought of an inquiry:

What if y/n is a hunter/fisherman instead of a photographer? How would they have met, and what would the dynamics be like? Would they bring each other kills to give to the other to show off? Or in Eclipse's case, courting gifts? Still would figure y/n wouldn't realize what Eclipse is actually doing.

Oh, man, I just flashbacked to Fisher Y/N from Deep Waves but for an AP fisher? They'd be a bit disgruntled and grumpy. Very hard working, set on the task and won't stop until it's done. They've got a shell that rivals crabs. Very gruff but has a heart hidden somewhere under all those brusque layers.

Of course, you're spooked when Eclipse pops his head up (he's a lot more terrifying, not trusting humans on their boats with their harpoons.) Still, once he sees that you're alone and also, well, pretty, he tones it back a bit to actually talk to you while still dangling you halfway off your boat above the icy cold of the sea. You manage to yell at the siren to put you back. While Eclipse does so, he promises to bring you fine fish, the best of the best. You wave him off like "Yeah, yeah, as long as you don't ruin my nets and don't kill me."

The next day, he's got a fat catch. You thought you got rid of him, but like a stray cat that's been fed once, he's back. If he can chat, he can help you push the nets onto your boat so the fish don't flop out and get away. You might pick one cod out (the best one but you would rather die before admitting so) and toss it to Eclipse for his lunch, as thanks, or something like that. Eclipse would beam at the exchange of gifts so soon but you're too busy trying to not slip on the half-frozen, half-wet deck to notice.

You know sirens are bad news, but you have the mindset of 'Eclipse hasn't killed me yet, and there's work to be done, so I better hop to it.' That kind of attitude, however, is what gets you into Eclipse's mandated cuddle sessions as he decides you've been working too long and require a break. Guess who is getting yanked across the deck, forcibly cradled, and persuaded to take a twenty-minute break by a large, touchy siren? You, of course!

It's unusual to endure this kind of attention (and maybe you thought no one would touch you like this, make you feel like you're not just a ghost on the sea.) You put your shoulder to the wheel and get the catch while navigating Eclipse's hands of avarice.

You learn quickly that there's no use trying to get out of his arms once he has you. You also learn that he likes seals, but you try to catch squid and even, once or twice, small sharks for him to snatch on. He returns the favor with a bounty of fish and even guides you to better fishing spots. He's always eager to hand you the fish he catches to you personally. You don't think too much of it when you take it in your gloved hands and his grin widens. (You think he looks infatuated whenever you stumble upon an old seashell or half-plucked feathers or shiny, chipped scales and figure he might think it's pretty, but you don't take it to heart—he probably just likes trinkets.)

One day, when the sea is calm and the fish are nowhere to be found, Eclipse decides you are due for a break. You both lounge on the deck of your smelly boat. You don't even push away Eclipse's hands while precious work minutes slip by, resting your head on his chest to his great pleasure. Eclipse manages to coax a few confesses from your lips with a few slippery musical notes in his voice. You really don't know why you start rambling like this, like a fool. You tell him you don't have anybody, but nobody has you. Sometimes, you don't feel like a person because the only time you talk to another human being is when business over the fish is conducted. You're so used to not having anyone to talk to that when you talk to Eclipse, your voice becomes hoarse and dry, but you don't mind. You don't mind at all, lately.

He tells you in that way of his that is as true as the sun and moon that he has you. You don't believe him, but you pull out a little... gift you've been quietly crafting for the past while you've known him.

Now is as good as ever to give him a simple piece of jewelry you made with a cord and yet another seashell that's so old and pale pink that no one will notice or care for it, but he takes it from you with awe. He ties it around his wrist and shows you how pretty it looks against his black and white markings. He says you need to strengthen your voice. You need to talk to him more. He will listen, and he will listen when you sing, too. The mere thought of you singing of all things jars you enough to finally pull you out of this fancy and get you back on your feet, scouring the sea for fish to catch.

Eclipse is still wearing the seashell when he drops back into the water, and he doesn't let you out of his sights on the sea. You're left to wonder if you're a fool for giving a siren a gift or for feeling pleased that he wears it so proudly.

#y/n: i have to work so don't get in my way #eclipse when he decides it's break time: sorry i can't hear you over me grabbing you for cuddles and rest :) stop fighting #he'd call them fishie instead of birdie #also y/n giving him anything and strictly rationalizing it as junk or needing to repay him but maybe eclipse will find it nice #eclipse getting anything from y/n: oh! our courtship is going swimmingly #apex polarity #amymaleneart #y/n gives him the seashell necklace and internally barfs at their own audacity and expression of feelings #eclipse is swooning because they're now engaged #they are not the same

[tsunael]

wolcred week |  1. 'the first.'

They all knew it was coming. Either their brightest star would claim the last of the Light, or the Light would claim her.

What were they to do but careen to their inevitable deaths? He had sacrificed one lamb for another, and now a third was to be laid upon the butcher's block. How many must die so that another might live?

He would not forget the sight of the woman before him, holding her outstretched hands aloft as the curtain of Light parted one last time to reveal the night sky in all her glory. Menphina smiled down in a smirk of a crescent for their efforts, and just as she had appeared, was the curtain drawn once again.

He didn’t need an aetherometer to see that Tsuna was suffused– the aether was thick, cloying enough to be seen. The ewer of her body failed to contain it, finally splitting at the seams for a means of escape.

Their ascian friend dealt the final blow. The Exarch, in his well-meaning duplicity, left for dead. And then Tsuna slumped to the ground, just as lifeless.

He ought to be angry– furious– for Urianger’s joint deception, for his own empty hands, or for the cards Sister Fate had dealt them time and time again, but the queer feeling roiling within him was not one of anger, but of fear. He stood there, powerless, shaking to his core whilst the twins rushed to Tsuna’s aid alongside Ryne.

Even Minfilia could not wholly extinguish the Light– she could only freeze it in time– and as Ryne sank to her knees beside the supine woman in hopes of doing the same, he could only watch in abject horror.

“Give her room,” he barked, though the twins were undeserving of his ire as he approached. They still took a collective step back.

Brilliant white blood readily trickled from Tsuna’s nose, and by way of her laboured breathing it was evident that she was being torn apart by a force of which a layman could not hope to see. Something within Tsuna was stirring, whether it was brought about by her own will, or by Ryne’s suppression, he couldn’t know.

It began first in her hands as they twitched and grasped for purchase, then her spine as it coiled. Her eyes snapped open, hungry and searching, as she lunged for the Oracle’s throat in hopes of supping upon the wellspring.

Thancred fell to his knees, wrestling the woman onto her back as an inhuman screech tore from her throat. “Don't stop!”  he cried out, harsh with concerted effort. There was an unnatural strength burgeoning within her tiny frame that even as a man grown he struggled to contend with, and if Ryne did not finish the ritual, it would swallow them whole.

Ryne was shaken, but nothing if not determined. The power flowed through her once more, and Tsuna’s struggles came to a head. She thrashed upon the ground against his weight, spitting blood, and gnashing teeth. She would bite her tongue if it kept up-- he could barely hold her steady long enough for Ryne to work in her magicks. 

“In our lifetime, please!” 

"I'm trying!" "Ryne made a frustrated growl of effort as a bead of sweat rolled down her cheek. The very aether about them seemed to compress, tangible enough that even he could feel it become leaden as it coalesced.

Tsuna cried out one last time, waning to a whine as she pushed wildly against his arms, seizing. Her legs writhed as if a sudden, great pain knifed through her. And then all was silent. 

Ryne immediately flagged, catching herself on the marble. Her power had all but been exhausted whilst he held the aftermath limp in his arms. Y’shtola and Urianger had begun to crowd about, to inquire, to plan, to move, but all he could do was hold the small woman in his arms, and pray to the Twelve, unseen, that the Light did not break through once again whilst their last bastion was too weak to hold.

“Ryne,” he called, softly, intently. Apology was writ together in his tone. “Are you all right?”

She nodded, though he knew she waned, looking close to tears from it all.

He swallowed thickly, realising he shared in the sentiment. 

Adjusting Tsuna’s body in his arms, he felt just how cold she had grown. They needed a chirurgeon's assistance, and to get off this Godsforsaken rock, but more than that they needed a miracle. His hands would not stop trembling.

“Ryne, you know that I would not deign to ask a favour of you.” He breathed for a long moment, hanging his head low in penance. “Gods–” He swore. “You have to help her. I– We can’t lose her to this.”

Ryne stared back at him, having caught her breath, eyes wide, and glassy. She was searching him for something he couldn't know.

She opened her mouth, before aborting the question. Finally, she pursed her lips, looking uneasy in a way that only managed to make him feel worse. 

“I’ll do what I can,” she whispered, and he had no choice but to believe.

#gpose #barfs this is so... #nay I shan't say it... (cwinge) #ANYWAY IT BEGINS........... welcome to my wolcred week #7 days of hell #thinks about when he called wol their brightest star haha anyway #please help her ryne she ate so much glue #i should just make this tunasan week so it doesn't get conflated with the other one but #who gives a hoot #ALSO THANK YOU @sileniadream for giving me a tip for getting this gpose arena set up-- couldn't have done it without your crimes 🫡🫡🫡🫡 #wolcred week

[dogwhizzer]

ever since i was a little girl i've wanted to be someone's douchebag boyfriend

#garfs barfs #i love to be way too handsy and i LOVE to roll my eyes and i love to carry things for him and other such gentlemanly tasks #and i love to leave obnoxious hickies especially when ik he's got a presentation in the morning... #i hope this post makes it big with the butches of tumblr. We are sisters you and i

[mios-art]

Trying to be normal at work but just thinking about Chu Wanning who at 26 thinks he's beyond love and support after spending all his formative years without anyone to stand by him and who developed feelings for the first person who showed some interest and kindness towards him even if it made no sense and who then saw that person fall for someone else

That man who hides when he sees people smiling heading his way because he knows they'll stop smiling if they see him since everyone he knows is afraid of him because he sticks to the rules however harsh those rules are and reacts aggressively at any show of injustice, but who still uses his powers in secret to create barriers to shield his students from the rain and who after failing to save one of his disciple became hated by the person he cared the most about

Chu Wanning who's every clumsy attempts at kindness is taken as mockery or cruelty and who spent the last 10 years of his life being abused emotionally and physically by that same person he loved and and I'm aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#HE MUST HAVE BEEN SO HEARTBROKEN IM YELLING #the husky and his white cat shizun #not an art post #if you read this you are strong i forgot how to write it was just brain barf because i have so many feelings about Chu Wanning #he's my poor little meow meow #2ha volume 2 spoilers #2ha #2ha spoilers #chu wanning #im waiting for volume 3

[spacenintendogs]

HOOKFANG!!!!!!!

#u read that in snotlout's voice didn't u #he screamed it in ur head #🌹 art #wip #hookfang turned out so well.... #barf and belch are left & i am scared to do them KDNSKSKA

[magicratfingers]

Georgie wants u to know

#after this he ate a bunch of grass #and slowly barfed his way across the crosswalk #4 lanes of cars as witness #that new dog energy

[chknbzkt]

Did I never post this?? What the fuck

Nova from @venomous-qwille getting some hard-fought-for lovins. I wanna hug this robot so fucking bad you have no idea-

#bzkt barf #nova gitm #ghost in the machine au #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #art #artistsontumblr #he’s such a friend-shaped fella :) (is deliberately un-friend-shaped) #idc I’m hugging him #letting him lay his head in my (generously pillowed) lap and just. decompress #AGH MY BELOVED

[ducktracy]

never posted these here but wanted to prop this up: a well directed sequence! some VERY strong and in your face parallels (especially that up angle of Popeye and Bluto throwing Olive onto the couch, establishing her as the helpless middleman), little nuances that support those parallels, and just a great helping of personality that is always so dominating of the Popeye cartoons. that the dominating music here is “Love thy Neighbor”—used with an acerbic irony—ties it all together.

the punches Popeye and Bluto throw at each other is my favorite part. Bluto only needs to throw one punch—it matches how big, imposing, and “whole” he is. Popeye throws multiple; they’re smaller, just as he is, but more spry and split the difference. likewise, Bluto throwing in that extra “runt” after his punch is a great reflection of his character—he resorts to violence AND petty insults, making him seem even more unlikable. Popeye gets back at him with the violence, but he doesn’t stoop to his level with the name-calling.

even how they react to Olive offering candy is indicative of their character. Bluto is indulgent, pleasure-seeking (even if it is from a mere chocolate), and seldom thinks before he acts. Popeye on the other hand is more courteous, polite, and doesn’t succumb to his instincts as easily. his “no thank you,” is more genuine than Bluto’s own coy expression of thanks

#Bluto has made me realize just how much i love completely lecherous characters. him Scoutmaster Lumpus Plankton… i hesitate to add Daffy #because those are not the traits i think of when i barf my 10000th ‘i ❤️ Daffy Duck’ post but i would also be remiss not to note him since #that characterization is what the general public sees him as. but still #even then i love Olive AND Popeye just as much as Bluto so it all evens out. but Bluto is such a fun character because of how just. utterly #despicable and an example of human scum he is #popeye #pleased to meet cha! #bowsky #vid

[ofcowardiceandkings]

honestly im never gonna be over Rauru & Sonia were gently teasing Zelda about how she describes Link

#Rauru's reaction is legit like a dad finding out his daughter has a boyfriend im gonna cry lol #shes legit like 👉👈 well hes brave and strong and honest and can do anything actually & Rauru just Is That Right Honey :3c #im gonna barf theyre all too much lol #rory's ramblings #zelink #botw/totk blogging #zelda blogging

[thebirdieboi]

A bunch of drawings

These were very fun to draw

#i din't realize i made x small as hell till i was done #he's very smol now... #bfb four #bfb x #inanimate insanity balloon #inanimate insanity cabby #bfdi barf bag #bfb barf bag #battle for bfdi #bfb #inanimate insanity #battle for dream island #bfb fanart #inanimate insanity fanart #bfdi fanart #art #artwork #fanart