#hashtag commited

[tricks-tickles]

Birthday Gift

happy birthday to my favorite boy who i want all the best for <3

word count: 1163

pairing: Lee!Todoroki & Ler!Midoriya

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

January 11th was a completely normal day.

This is why Shoto woke up at his usual 6:30, had breakfast, went for a run, then got ready for class in peace.

It’s why he sat through English and Art quite happily without anyone talking to him, spare Yaoyorozu asking for a sharpener.

It’s why lunch was an uneventful affair, with Midoriya chatting to Uruaka about a new hero who'd just debuted, a conversation that Shoto listened to but did not contribute.

It’s why he was paired with Ojiro for close-range training and spent an hour dodging his tail and trying not to set his classmate on fire. 

And it’s why, finally, once they got back to the dorms he planned to retreat to his room to do his homework in peace. 

And of course, since this is a normal day, his plans got disrupted. This came in the form of Midoriya, who knocked at his door.

“Uh, Aizawa-sensei said this came for you.” He said, holding out a white envelope, with Shoto’s name written on it in familiar handwriting.

 Shit. 

See today was a normal day, or at least he wanted it to be, but it also happened to be the day he was born, 16 years ago. Nothing worth celebrating, in his eyes, but his sister disagreed. And so, a card. From Fuyumi. For his birthday.

Midoriya peered at the letter, clearly curious but unwilling to ask. Shoto considered shutting the door on him, but they were friends after all. Besides, the day was nearly done, what harm could telling him do?

So Shoto opened the envelope, took out the money, and skimmed the card inside.

Dear Shoto, it read, I hope you have an amazing birthday! I’m sorry I can’t celebrate with you, so I’m sending this card instead. Use the money to buy yourself something cool because I have no idea what you’re into.

Lots of Love, Fuyumi

Shoto smiled, a little, and then set the card on his bedside table. When his eyes came back to Midoriya, he was frowning.

“Wait, when’s your birthday?” He asked. Shoto glanced to the side, then responded,

“Today.”

At this, Midoriya gaped at him, outraged.

“And you never said? I didn’t get you anything!” He cried.

Shoto sighed. “Well, clearly I didn’t expect anything.”

Midoriya pouted, jutting out his lower lip in exaggerated dismay.

“What if I wanted to get you something?” He asked, “We could have had a little party.”

Shoto made a face. “I’m fine just… not doing anything, I don’t need a party.”

Clearly, Midoriya was running out of patience, as he punctuated his next sentence with several pokes to his chest.

“Yes, you do. Even if you don’t think so.” At each poke, Shoto twitched a little, a detail that did not go unmissed by Midoriya. 

“In fact, I’m quite upset that you didn’t tell me, your trusted friend.” Upset, but there was a sly grin spreading across his face, yeah right. “Maybe I should show you how upset I am.”

Shoto knew where this was going, and took an anticipatory step back, then another, until he was tripping over his futon and landing lightly on the mattress. Midoriya followed, his sly grin turning predatory as crouched next to him, his hands coming up to rest on Shoto’s sides.

“Midoriya.” He said, warningly. Midoriya just giggled, beginning to wiggle his fingers into Shoto’s sides.

“Todoroki.” Midoriya responded, mimicking Shoto’s tone. Shoto gasped, his hands flying up to cover his face as he fell backward onto the futon.

“Nooo,” Midoriya whined, moving to squeeze his sides, “Show me your cute smile!” 

Shoto just shook his head, pressing his hands against his mouth where he could feel giggles building up. Midoriya went back to scribbling, then, made a fatal move.

As his fingers gently teased Shoto’s sides, he moved to shift himself into a different position, putting pressure on Shoto’s right side, which caused a surprised yelp of laughter to come from him, slipping out from his fingers. Midoriya stilled. Shoto stilled. The whole room froze. Then, 

“What was that!” Midoriya said, laughing.

“I dohon’t kn- WAIT Midohorihihiyaha!” Midoriya’s fingers were now pressing down against his right side, scratching harshly. It tickled so bad. He’d always felt like his left side was more ticklish, but this was easily matching it. He tried to squirm, but his body felt limp, weakened by the laughter now pouring from his lips.

Curious, Midoryia shifted his hand to the other side, still tickling. Almost immediately, the sensations died down, leaving him giggling weakly. 

“Huh.” Midoriya said, then began tickling his right side the same way as before. He yelped again, flushing in embarrassment as he weakly kicked his legs, trying in vain to fight off the sensations. Experimentally, Midoriya stopped tickling him, then fluttered his fingers over his left side. Shoto squealed, wiggling away a little.

“Huh.” Midoriya said, again.

“Whahahat?” Shoto asked, still laughing. 

“It looks like you’re ticklish in different ways, on different sides. So if I do this,” He pinched roughly along Shoto’s right side, making his back arch a little as he laughed, “Or this,” He spidered his fingers along his left, giggling as Shoto’s knee jerked up to defend the spot, “Then you must have different sensitivity levels, it must be due to your quirk, maybe your ice side is worse for rougher tickling because the cold has made the skin thicker, or tougher? And the fire because the heat makes you more sensitive? That would mean maybe your body experiences pain differently too, which could have an impact on thewaythatyoufightthatyoumaynotevenreali-”

“Midoriya! Pleheahase!” He begged, still caught under Midoriya’s tickling hand, which had been crawling toward his stomach as he mumbled to himself.

“Oh! Sorry, Todoroki.” He said, sheepishly, removing his hand and letting Shoto breathe. 

“That would mean, though, that the most effective way to tickle you is- Where are you going?” He said teasingly, as Shoto had been making to roll onto his side. 

“Uh.” He said, intelligently. 

“I’m still upset, you know! Consider this your birthday gift.”

Shoto flushed, then cackled as Midoriya’s fingers descended on him again. One hand clawed at his ribs, the other scribbled gently. His long-forgotten hands sprung up to hold Midoriya’s wrists, his legs kicked weakly at the floor, and he laughed, high-pitched and desperate, at the sensations that were crawling along his body. 

“Maybe since you’re sixteen I should tickle you for sixteen minutes.” Midoriya mused.

“Nohoho, pleheahase dohohon’t!” He cried.

“Aw, but you love it, don’t you Todoroki-kun?” Just when Shoto thought his face couldn’t get any redder, he felt heat crawling to his ears and down his neck. Still, he didn’t deny Midoriya’s claims.

When his hands started pulling at Midoriya’s wrists, he took the hint and stopped, leaving Shoto to gasp for breath.

“Happy Birthday?” He tried, and Shoto huffed a laugh in response. 

“Sure, thank you.”

Maybe January 11th didn’t have to be a normal day after all.

#lee!todoroki #ler!midoriya #bnha tickles #mha tickles #i wrote his birthday on my calander and everthing #hashtag commited #my fics

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

#shitposting in its rawest form #im right though #this boy saw that phrase said bet and never looked back #harrys a cop its neccesary rebellion #and he is into some dark magic shit i am telling you right now #he has been dabbling #he commits low level crimes on the daily #and is very open to high level crimes when the situation arises 😗😗 #source: my brain #also actually the entire fucking play #that is not a teenager who follows rules or makes sound sensible decisions #hes the type of kid to just go out one day and accidentally commit fraud embezzlement buglary and join the mafia or something #half by accident half just cause he felt like it 🤷🏻‍♂️ #scorpius is not like this yet is always by als side when hes getting into trouble so he might as well be lmao #the be gay bit is very self explantory #he would commit unspeakable crimes for scorpius which just ties it all together so nicely #scorpius is the source of his gay and his crime 🙏🏻 #hashtag soulmates 😍😍 #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #scorbus

[peasantexchangeprogram]

people will really just slap whatever label on you they want, huh. you're antizionist right in your header and talk about it all the time and uhhhh...zionist somehow bc you don't want bad stuff happening to your family either. webbed site where reading comprehension goes to die I swear

its rly interesting how like. ppl who dont like me will hatefollow my blog n wait for me to "fuck up" n say smth #problematic so they could try n paint me as an oppressive monster. which includes twisting every single thing i say and sometimes literally making shit up lmfao

#asks #anon #wonder what the next hashtag oppressor accusation is gonna b #like lea said im so transfem coded 4 this #ppl called me a zionist over a post i literally started w 'zionism is bad n israel is a settler state committing genocide' so yknow

[darcyolsson]

simon getting rejected by both clary and jace....... im sorry bestie but your attempts at being their 3rd are not working out very well 💔

#(ignore the fact that hes dating both isabelle and maia at the same time) #vic reads tmi #i need everyone to know that 50% of my enjoyment of these books is literally just rooting for hashtag jimon endgame #clary thinks that jace is going to dump her rn and thats honestly fair bc why is he in simons nerd apartment getting flirted with? #being teamjimon started out as a joke but im committing to the bit now. theyre endgame. to me #jimon

[dearmahiru]

seeing people view kotoko through the lens of a villain makes me incredibly annoyed because they'll bend over backwards to say she's a bad person for murdering her victim.

you're completely right—after hunting down a serial criminal that killed ten little girls and dumped their bodies at their parent's house, she should've just handed him over to the police so he could be reformed (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ )♡ seriously, don't piss me off with that sentiment. your pacifist judgement wouldn't work on a rich guy's son who'd be behind for bars for a week at most.

there's a huge difference between critiquing her ideology (which everyone and their mom has done) and clutching your pearls because someone killed a serial killer the horror.

#the amount of people who entered a project about murderers and don't like that the murderers committed murders astounds me #personally i think the hero complex makes her incredibly hot and should be allowed to murder for. i love women hashtag feminism #milgram #kotoko yuzuriha #꒰ 🌼 ꒱ ── cinnamon prattles

[yantekerlek]

Please support #GazaStarving hashtag on Twitter!

#free palestine #free gaza #genocide in gaza #stop genocide #genocide in palestine #stand with gaza #israel is a terrorist state #israel is committing genocide #israel is an apartheid state #israel is committing war crimes #twitter #hashtag #campaign

[hawthornpenrose]

false: no one would ask him how he was doing and for GOOD reason - HOW ARE YOU DOING HAWTHORN

There are still stars in the sky, air in my lungs, and the fondest, fondly memories play on to calmer days within my mind to relieve me of what troubles plague us in these times of old testament. These corners of my past are brought to life in their faintest faint forms, even amongst the present, the day-to-day, from the mundane living to the hardships of survival. A rare sighting of a smile sparks and ignites the senses, triggers and ripples through my series of recollections like a pebble skipping along a lake; the warmth of a single sun's ray transports me to another plane; and throughout these seemingly trivial pursuits, I find peace and tranquility, enough strength to carry on (even with the weight at my shoulders that could rival Atlas!)

No, no... I am thriving in my wellness, dare I say beyond more so than what your namesake could even entail! (Ha, ha, ha! A twinge of humor to levitate you! The medicine we are in dire need of!)

What I must confess to you is that the tries against my life might drag others beneath this realm, force them to a depth that cannot be escaped from, but not I. For this flesh and blood is propelled by stronger means, a force beyond what the brain can devise! It has returned from the underworld, shook hands with Hades himself, and spat its good-bye into his face for the first, only, and last time!

Through shepherding my own way to the peak of my health, reaching its climax, the paramount claimed and staked by a flag of my choosing, I have gained any parts of myself I was previously missing. I am at whole with myself. I am complete. My truest form, purified, detoxed of the fear that comes with the dreadful wonderings of mortality.

Once you have come as close as I have and made it to the other side unscathed what trepidation, what doubt, could further exist when you have already conquered it?

//Famed Writer Mysteriously Found Dead. "The 15 bullet wounds were found to be from natural sources," Dr. Wexley Jr. commented.

#oh boy.... you HAD to #i shouldn't have this level of commitment #he gets laid once and he thinks he's fucking immortal #he's hashtag blessed #rhianwells

[abaangui]

actually thank u sm to everybody who has left a kudos or comment on alinavm i am crying screaming sobbing genuinely so happy and alr working on the next chapter i promise !!

#i have finals next week (hashtag west coast core) but I DO NOT CARE #committing to the bit (writing fic) #alinavm

[borrelia]

egqman doesn't want to do all that fancy paintwork on metal because 'do you have any idea how much time it would take to fix that up every time you need repairs? it's not worth the time.' (most of his bots have single parts painted on an assembly line. efficiency and so on). so metal steals some paints from storage and uses a brush to put them on herself (neo used single-paint parts too but shes not allowed to have those parts, so shes just putting them on her usual body). next time she gets busted by a fight and fire and eggman recovers her and holes up in an alternate base for repairs, he gets the dents knocked out and says okay. this coat is ruined, we'll just buff it off and apply a new one. metals distraught but he waves a hand relax. I had stencils made. so metal gets a new coat of blue and sits politely under protective plastic for an hour while eggman carefully tapes down the stencils and airbrushes on her stripes and eye points. the end :)

#myaa #he has a very set vision for the aesthetics and utilities of his machines #but.. if it won't get in the way of his plans.. for his proudest creations he can maybe bend the rules #hes so genius hes created ais with complicated self expression #and well. he should encourage that yo see just How sofisticated his own handiwork is #also hes committed to being a hashtag ally so if its a gender thing he'll be more supportive

[blizzardsuplex]

Credit: Rob Bishop (@RobBishopSD on Twitter)

#pwg #pro wrestling guerrilla #roderick strong #he's even wearing the neckbrace that's hashtag commitment

[velocityinstitute]

#“best coaching institute” refers to an educational institution renowned for its exceptional teaching standards #comprehensive study materials #and excellent results in preparing students for various competitive exams or academic pursuits. These institutes offer structured courses #experienced faculty #and a conducive learning environment to help students achieve their academic goals effectively. #Here are six hashtags to accompany this explanation: #CoachingInstitute: General tag highlighting the institute's field. #TopResults: Emphasizes the institute's track record of producing successful outcomes. #ExperiencedFaculty: Indicates the presence of skilled and knowledgeable instructors. #ComprehensiveCourses: Highlights the institute's well-rounded curriculum. #ExamPreparation: Indicates their focus on preparing students for competitive exams. #StudentSuccess: Underlines the institute's commitment to helping students succeed academically.

[ghoulishtomato]

Modern book readers when their characters aren't literally a clone of Jesus Christ Himself starting at Chapter 1

#you know even good people can do fucked up shit right #Or commit less than desirable actions right #Or be illogical #you know negative traits can't always be made into something endearing #Or 'hashtag relatable' in a quirky way right #sometimes a good person has a negative trait that is a detriment to people around them #Idk I'm thinking about how much modern content has changed from even when I was a kid and it feels like it's for the worst #Sure it's more inclusive and that's great #No complaints there obviously #But why is everything almost dumbed down or regurgitated progressive talking points #Granted I may be not looking in the right places so it's fair if you “um ackshually” me #I'm sure the world is much better and smarter than I feel like it is right now #i just needed to vent #HAHA ANYWAY #books #books and reading #reading #I am notoriously bad when it comes to finding things

[hateful1979]

u dont even know how much i hate summarizing books

#izzie.text #so like basically dorian gray. liked his painting so much that he wish he stayed like that foreverrrr while his painting got old #hashtag girlbossss so then he like. made a girl commit suicide omggg and then. his painting gets ugly so hes like omg why dont i do even #more bad things because yolooo and then he kills a bunch of ppl. tries to be niceys again. and then gets annoyed at his ugliness #and then kills him/hisportrait selffff sooo relatable. #I HATE THIS.

[coridallasmultipass]

.

#it turns out that watching saw while snacking and knitting is indeed very good for your mental health #my body knew what i needed lmao #i got so many rounds done so i feel productive too and the irony of knitting a red and white scarf in the round... #...(meaning as a spiral - helical knitting) is not lost on me but the hidden spirals of the knitting project came after the spirals on saw #((its yoko's cowl from gurren lagann lol)) #idk how im gonna block this thing bc it has wild floats showing on the front so im gonna need like 60 pencils to slide in there... #...before i start pinning it down and spraying it and idk how thats gonna go but it 100 percent needs to be blocked #tension? who the fuck knows what that is lmao #also the floats were a bad idea but like i didnt wanna knit 10 bobbins in the round for my first time knitting w bobbins #theyd tangle every time the project twists lmao but whatever im making the extra stripes caused by the floats to work #i wasnt sure how to stagger them in a way that wouldnt look weird and i had already unknit the project like 5 times so i committed #speaking of its 240 stitches each round lol its killer but its going so whatever. #im at about 6.5 inches and i want probably around 14 (im gonna connect the top and bottom to make it reversible/hide the back) #so yeah my night was better than the day i had thankfully #im so tired tho lol #i havent worked out yet today and i dont know if im gonna force myself to lol hashtag no days off lololol #ill see how i feel after i brush my teeth if im up for it i guess but im pretty tired from being mentally stressed all day #anyway good night ill prob #delete later / /

[billygoat26]

Do you ever just wanna draw Horrordust because you're on a horrordust kick but you have to do schoolwork even though you're staying home because the weather is being weird?

That's me right now.

I've been ruined by the ship (/j)

#billygoat talks #horrordust #school sucks #I only have math and history stuff to do #but those are my least favorite classes #why do they exist #who came up with math #I wanna go back in time and commit stabby stab on that person #The person who decided we should learn history that isn't even remotely relevant to us too #None of us need to learn about the mongolians or the silk road #I don't care about what happened in ancient china #(No offense to you history buffs and such) #Is this stuff in the hashtags technically me venting? #I'll just count it as such

[yantekerlek]

#free palestine #free gaza #genocide in gaza #genocide in palestine #israel is a terrorist state #israel is an apartheid state #israel is committing genocide #israeli occupation #english #hashtag #x #campaign #stop genocide #palestinian genocide