â synopsis; when a late night conversation with soju and beer transforms into the calling out of choi beomgyus historical pattern of hook up bluffs the attention eventually shifts to you and your sex endeavors.
â warnings; inexperienced!reader, sort of soft dom!yj & switch!gyu, cunninglingus, gagging, throat fuck, cum eating, unsafe sex, creampie, basically all of them are drunk to some degree, iffy word choice with consent but its all definitely consensual, doll/baby petname, childhood best friends/college au
â note; i donât know how to feel about this at all and i feel like i might wake up one day and just randomly despise it with my entire being but here is a threesome fic long overdue on this blog, take it with what you will because this might just be the last time i ever attempt to challenge my skills đ
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âSo what if we didnât go all the way, I still got to eat her out. Which she loved F.Y.I.â
Yeonjun snorts, downing his drink. âDude youâre such a loser.â
âJust say you donât get bitches like I do.â
You donât mean to, but thatâs what breaks your nonchalance, cracking up like that was the funniest thing youâve heard.
Like clockwork, both of their heads turn to you expectantly, as if remembering that youâre here with them and you know you just messed up. Maybe if you keep looking at your phone theyâd know to leave you alone.
This has been a thing since highschool; their dumb Who Gets More Action wars that served almost no purpose but to stroke their young male egos. More times than you could count, youâre for some reason sucked in as the end all be all judge even if there were others present they could go and bother with details of their sex life.
Youâre not letting that happen tonight. You will not become Simon Cowell of who fucks more.
âHey,â Beomgyu starts nudging you with his feet, annoyingly persistent. âHey hey, get off your phone, what are you laughing at?â
Yeonjun easily swipes your phone from your hands making you throw your head back groaning. God, to hell with him. âGive it back!â you whine. He shrugs, stuffing your phone in his pockets. Asshole.
You glare at him with murder on your mind, but all that gets you is a condescending pout thrown your way.
âUghhh Iâm going to throw up, stop with the flirting.â
You throw your plastic cup at Beomgyuâs face, and he flinches back in the most dramatic sense ever. âBitch.â you mutter.
Yeonjun ignores Beomgyuâs comment altogether. âEveryone knows I get more bitches than you Beomgyu. Thatâs why she laughed. Plus, you make up shit all the time.â
âI do not.â
âYou do. You lied about Yoo Jimin.â You recall, giving up on getting your phone back.
Yeonjun makes a sound of remembrance, clasping his hands together. âThat was actually so funny. Yoo Jimin. Youâve lost your mind.â
Beomgyu shoots you a betrayed look, âNo way you believe his propaganda! We literally had sex! Halloween 2021!â
You give him a skeptical look, brows raised. Beomgyu could fool anyone, but he canât fool Yeonjun, let alone you. Beomgyu and Jimin? Didnât make sense. Not on Earth at least.
âThatâs one person anyway who cares.â he mutters.
âRyujin.â You name. âSheâs lesbian Gyu. Even when she was questioning she wouldâve rather killed herself than let a man touch her.â
Yeonjun barks into laughter, leaning into you. âRyujin of all people is fucking mental man.â
âTwo people, still very little.â he counters.
Was that a challenge? If he wanted to play this game, you would be an expert.
âJihyo, Miyeonââ
âI fucked Miyeon.â
âYeah but you said she let you fuck her in the ass, which! She revealed never happened.â
He gasps in horror, face dropped, like that had to be the most offensive thing hes heard.
âI literally have proof it happened, holy shit Miyeonâs a pathological liar.â Beomgyu fumbles his phone, eyes laser focused as his thumb swipes in rapid speed. You snicker, heâs such an idiot. You know heâll turn up empty but hes on a mission so you let him be.
âCan you pass me the beer?â you mutter lazily, feeling the alcohol hit you now, making a grabbing motion to the can far from your reach.
âSure you want more?â Yeonjun whispers, with a similarly lazy slur to his words.
You were all clearly buzzed out, sprawled on the floor of your living room, your table pushed to the side with multiple beer cans crushed in a mess. Itâs your version of heavenâ a little sad maybe, but it was the perfect mix of mundane and fun to you.
âJust beer.â You reply.
He nods, grabbing it for you and instinctively twisting the cap open. Hesâ always been like that, an acts of service sort of guy. The small flex of his veins when he does it is something you silently take note of. Youâre so far gone with your small crush on him.
You clear your throat, snapping yourself out of it. âThanks. Are you gonna give me back my phone or?â
He pretends to think it over, before clicking his tongue. âNah, later.â
You roll your eyes, taking a sip from your can.
âWe donât get to hangout like this often, missed it yâknow? So you can hold off your phone addiction for a bit and stop acting bratty.â he teases.
âAye aye captain.â
He tuts at you, nudging your shoulder. âI literally cringe internally every time you say that.â
You hum, looking over at Beomgyu. Who is incredibly tense, almost frozen. âWhyâd you stop scrolling?â
Maybe Yeonjun saw what you saw, Beomgyuâs face incredibly red, and eyes so weirdly fixed on his phone because he immediately scoots to him, nosy to take a look at his phone screen.
You study Yeonjunâs face. His brows slowly rise. And the only thing he says is âDamn.â
âWhat?â you ask, curiosity peaked. Nobody answers though, seemingly hypnotised by whatevers on Beomgyus screen.
Yeah, thats enough for your lazy ass to get up and see what theyâre looking at.
âŠTo say itâs not what you expect at all is an understatement.
The video playing has no audio, but the visual splayed out in Beomgyuâs hand is all it takes for your thighs to rub instinctively. The phone was obviously placed by the bedside, the view a little tilted, the girl with her face pressed onto the sheets as Beomgyu fucks into her mercilessly unrecognisable, the bed quite literally shaking to match his rhythm. Your face grows hot, and your throat dries, the video looks old because his hair is longer, messier, something that looked like it was from freshman year.
Youâre surprised, itâs more than real. He really was going at it.
âIâm fucking her ass here.â
Holy shit. That mustâve hurt like a bitch.
âHow would we know itâs Miyeon though?â Yeonjun says, eyes set on the screen.
Beomgyu forwards the video towards the end and lets it playâits the part where he picks up the phone and holds the girls head up by her hair, turning her over, capturing her face fucked out, a mix of spit and cum evidently all over, but more than that, its Miyeonâs face covered in filth.
You bite down on your lips, nervously looking at Beomgyuâwho catches your stare. âWhat?â
You shake your head, dismissing him.
Truth is, this mightâve been the most youâve seen from Beomgyu in this light. The light that youâve heard plenty of, but obviously never thought youâd actuallyâŠsee. Hes always been slutty, especially with him being infamous for his gross PDA on campus, but seeing itâseeing him actually fucking the light out of someoneâŠyou gulp down the lump stuck in your throat.
âYouâre a freak dude.â Yeonjun says, laughing.
âBut not a liar.â
âNah youâve yet to prove Jimins, wheres the tape?â
âYou just wanna see her getting railed, touch luck bitch.â Beomgyu closes his phone making you realise you were still staring. âHey, you good? You look like youâve seen a ghost.â Beomgyu shifts his attention to you, making you nervous, shrugging his concern off.
Yeonjun speaks for you instead, a smirk plastered on his face. âSheâs a virgin, basically saw something worse than a ghost.â
God, this again!
âIâm not a virgin holy shit Yeonjun!â
âIâm not a virgin holy shit Yeonjun.â He mimics annoyingly high pitched and you groan.
âIâm not. Iâve had multiple boyfriends before.â
âThree.â Beomgyu says, âYouâve had three boyfriends.â
âAll very long and fruitful relationships, mind you.â
Yeonjun leans back on the couch, stretching his arms behind his back and you know this is a sign that heâs going to be a little bitch about this. âHow far have you went?â
âAll the way.â you glare back challengily, sipping on your beer.
âHad someone nut in your ass?â
You snap your head to Beomgyu in horror, upper lip quirked. Of course heâd be curious about that. âDamn Iâm taking that as a no.â
You force a smile and flip him off rightfully. The little bitch sticks his tongue out at you in retaliation and you have half the mind to not smack him.
âHave you done it without a condom?â
You narrow your eyes at that. Yeonjunâs awfully curious, way too curious for someone whos never been curious. Seriuously, heâd be the last person to care for your sex life. Maybe Beomgyuâtotally Beomgyu, but not Yeonjun.
âIs this an interrogation?â
Yeonjun shrugs.
âIâokay, I havenât. I bet you guys havenât either.â You immediately regret saying that, itâs obvious theyâve done something so trivial. And its even made more obvious when both of them start laughing maniacally.
Your face runs red, resorting to chugging more beer.
Beomgyu rests his head on your lap suddenly and you quirk your brow down at him. âWhat? Your thighs are comfortable.â
You narrow your eyes at him, skeptical of what exactly heâs trying to pull until Yeonjunâs asking you questions again after calming down from his laughing fit.
âGotten fingered?â
âWell no shit.â
Beomgyus attention is piqued, âYou have?â
âHow else am I supposed toâŠyou know..get prepped?â you say, coughing around the word.
Beomgyu snorts, âYou just did the most virgin thing ever oh my god.â
âThatâs why I donât believe a single thing coming out of her mouth.â
âIâm not a virgin.â you say for the umpteenth time. When they both exchange silent looks, you clear your throat. âBut, I might be a littleâŠinexperienced. Thatâs it though, Iâm not a virgin. Iâve had sexâŠlike twice.â
Beomgyu shoots up, making you jump in shock. âTwice?!â he shouts. He looks at you like you mightâve just led the saddest life of the entirety of human history.âAnd three boyfriends? The math isnâtâŠâ
âWell one of them believed pre-marital sex would have us damned soââ
âOh yeahh, your Christian boy Mark.â Yeonjun marvels. âThat guy was a total bitch.â
Yeah, Mark. The guy you thought youâd end up marrying someday, until he decided to cheat with an anal whore as you call it. Cheating on you in broad daylight, in the apartment you shared wasnât enough, he tried to mansplain the difference between anal virginity and vaginal virginity right after he was caught.
You shudder remembering the scene.
âA little unrelated but I always sort of thought you guys fucked.â Beomgyu starts, breaking the silence. âLike at least once.â
You sigh, heâs never letting this sexual tension bullshit thing go. If anything, Yeonjun probably saw you in the least sexual light possible. Unfortunately. âNo. No we havenât Beomgyu, we keep telling you this.â
âYouâ He points a finger at you, âKeep telling me this. Not him. Thatâs suspicious.â
Yeonjun doesnât say anything even as both you and Beomgyu stare at himâ he just mixes his soju and beer together for another shot.
You relent, speaking up. âYeonjun tell him we havenât fucked so he can stop insinuating that weâre freaks behind closed doors 24/7.â
Beomgyu snickers at that, still toying with the fabric of your shorts. You think itâs just out of habit.
âYeah, we havenât.â Yeonjun finally confirms.
You widen your eyes at Beomgyu to taunt him, getting all up on his face, nonverbally celebrating an I told you so. He just rolls his eyes at you, a dumb smile on his face.
âBut I want to.â
âŠWhat.
That has both you and Beomgyu frozen, his smile slowly dropping before he turns to face Yeonjun.
Your mind works overtime trying to process whether you heard that right, did it have any hints of a joke, why couldnât you pick up on it then? Or whether all your life youâve read it all wrongâis it the drinks speaking or? But drunk words are sober thoughtsâŠright? Is he just-
âHuh?â Beomgyuâs the one to ask for a clarification first.
He only shrugs, proving that none of you heard him wrong. âI wanna fuck her. I mean, youâre hot Iâm not being unreasonable.â
You donât know how to respond without sounding like an even more awkward virgin, so you stay silent, trying to make sense of it in your own head. But when you catch Beomgyu slowly nodding from your peripheral vision like what Yeonjunâs saying makes sense, you painfully nudge him.
He whines, defending himself almost immediately. âWhat? Heâs not wrong, youâre mega hot now.â
You squeeze your eyes shut irritated, âDonâtâgod, donât ever say âmega hotâ again.â
Beomgyu mumbles something intelligible, something that sounded like one of his sulky protests that you just ignore as the room falls silent again. Yeonjun seems completely unbothered of the atmosphere, drinking his somaek like this was just another normal day, like he didnât just air out something that could potentially completely flip your entire dynamic.
The tension is thick, and it suddenly feels way too hot to be here anymore but then Beomgyu speaks up again. âDo you know how to suck a dick?â
You snort, not answering as you keep your eyes on the floor.
But itâs impossible to ignore him when he keeps staring at you, almost too intensely for a question you thought was to break the tension. You look to his face, and thereâs no sign of lightheartedness anywhere. He was seriously asking. âSo? Do you?â
You decide to humor him, anything to get over this suffocating silence. âSort of.â
Yeonjun chuckles, âWhat does âsort ofâ mean?â
You roll your eyes, frankly irritated that heâs even speaking right now. âSort of means I can, but I donât know if Iâm âŠgood at it.â
He hums in understanding, nodding. âWanna test your skills out right now?â
Your eyes bulge out, blinking rapidly as you look at Yeonjun in shock. Did he seriously justâŠsay that? Your face grows even hotter as you stutter around a response.
But before you could even form a proper response, Beomgyu says something first, whining into his hands. âI literally cannot be the only one really fucking turned on right now.â
At his words, your eyes instinctively look down to his pants and god, he wasnât kidding. You donât know how you havenât noticed until now, but the imprint of his dick building a tent in his sweatpants has you looking away like youâve just seen the most sinful thing ever. You donât miss the small patch of wetness at the top either. You rub your thighs together again, this time you curse your body for reacting because most of their attention was collectively on you now.
Meaning, they would inevitably notice small details.
And that they did. Yeonjun laughs, but it has laces of mean-spiritedness that has your brain frying at a faster speed. âYou arenât the only one. Our little dollsâ horny as shit too, arenât you? Look at you rubbing your thighs for just the little bits of friction.â Yeonjun says the last part with a pout, so condescendingly, his eyes heavy lidded with what youâre sure is lust.
That gets Beomgyuâs attention, who was lost in his own dilemma, whoâs close enough to touch you, to do something, and that has you more nervous than the time you had to present an unfinished slideshow to the harshest professor in your major.
Your throat is dry again, and you canât seem to get out a word no matter how hard you try. Beomgyu licks his lips momentarily, staring at you, waiting for something, maybe a cue? You donât know, but theyâre both definitely waiting.
Beomgyuâs impatient, and shameless, if that wasnât already obvious enough. With a rasp to his voice, he whispers, âGod, I really wanna touch you right now.â
And you whisper back, like this was secret gossip youâd exchange between yourselves at recess about who was mean to who, who liked who, except this time youâre all grown up, and heâs asking toâŠtouch you. You look behind Beomgyu, Yeonjun very much invested in whatâs happening makes you on the fence. âBut itâllâitâll getâŠweird. Like, between us.â
Beomgyuâs quick to counter. âNo, no it wonât, I promise. Everythingâs going to be the exact same. Just baby, please. Let me take care of you.â
The use of a petname again has you biting down on your lips. You search his eyes, and he looks soâŠdesperate, the sudden switch baffling to you, so different from how you usually see him. Is this how he gets with the girls he fucks? Itâs so hot, youâve never been met with this much enthusiasm.
Your feelings heighten even more when he whispers again at your silence, âPlease, Iâm dying here.â
You let out a breath you were holding in, nodding, âOkay, itâsâitâs okay. You can. Touch me I mean.â
This is the absolute last thing in the world youâd ever expected, like ever. Beomgyu touching you, ministrating your breasts roughly with his big hands through your top, kneeling between your legs, kissing all over from your jaw to your neck like he hasnât gotten action in decades. Itâs like everywhere, your skin scorches, every inchâand heâs so fiery, so harsh with his squeezes and bites that youâre so unprepared for, so unprepared in fact that your eyes already brim with tears, head becoming light with too much stimulation in too little time as you feel him play with your shorts in attempt to take them off.
Suddenly, Beomgyuâs shoved off you completely, having him fall on his ass with a thud. Your eyes fly open in worry, only to be met with Yeonjun way closer to you than earlier. âDude, calm down youâre going too fast.â
Beomgyu rolls his eyes irritably, âYou know you couldâve told me that without fucking throwing me off her, right?â
âLike your ass would listen.â Yeonjun mutters, refocusing his attention to you, âCome on, get up on the couch doll, Iâll show you how its done.â
Youâre hesitant. Youâre okay with messing around with Beomgyuâyou are because heâs the best friend that you have zero romantic feelings for, but Yeonjun? You already have thisâŠtiny crush on him that has been fostering since the dawn of times, a light lit then dimmed for years throughout the time youâve known himâŠwould this not set it on a full blown out fire? Are you ready to risk getting your rocks off to find out?
Yeonjun calls your name again, snapping you out of your reverie. âIf you donât want to Iâm not gonnaâŠâ
âNo no, umâsorry I was just, like, thinking. Sure.â you choke out, cheeks red.
Fuck it.
You situate yourself on the couch like he instructed, looking at Beomgyu for a second in semi-panic, but that horndogs too far gone to properly communicate with you through telepathy so youâre left a puddle, a little jittery as you nervously pick at the thread of the old couch, preparing yourself for whats to come.
Yeonjun smiles, slotting himself between your legs. âIâm gonna take it slow, âkay? Tell me if it becomes too much and Iâll stop.â
You nod, taking a deep breath then out to calm your nerves. You donât have to help him out with pulling your shorts down, itâs like heâs so experienced that he knows how to get around it without you doing much. Which doesnât help to make you relaxâŠat all. Heâs experienced, and youâre not. Thatâs a cause of a million worries running through your mind at the moment.
The air that had felt so hot earlier, feels cool now, and you shudder a little. âYouâre drenched doll, thatâs cute.â
Beomgyu finally sits himself next to you, hand on his crotch, slowly rubbing it out as he stares at what Yeonjun sees, craning his neck to get a good look. And you feelâŠso exposed, it makes your ears red with a mix of shame and arousal as you squeeze your eyes shut.
You jolt a little when you feel his tongue poking at your entrance through your pantiesâheâs slow as he licks up your slit, soaking your underwear more and more.
âAny of your boyfriends ever eat you out?â Beomgyu asks, hand squeezing his cock through his sweats, before having the genius idea of replacing his with yoursâhis warm hands resting on yours, guiding you to press down harder on his boner. As if heâs showing youâmaking you feel how big he is.
You shake your head to his question, and he airs out a chuckle. God, you really want to slap yourself for finding that so attractive. âOf course. Might as well be a real virgin.â
You want to retort back, you really do, because god forbid Beomgyu have the last word, but it's impossible when Yeonjun hooks his finger to push your underwear to the side because you're a goner, a goner the minute you feel his warm breath on your skin, and even worse when you feel his tongue lapping at your core, the direct contact making you gasp out a moan, jolting you awake, clearing your drunk daze.
"Yeonjun, Yeonjun shit-" you don't mean to tighten your grip on Beomgyu, but you do in response to Yeonjuns stimulation which has him hiss, bucking into your touch.
"Do that again. Harder. Touch me baby, yeah, just like that." He babbles, holding onto your wrist, groaning when you oblige, wrapping your hand on his clothed shaft and squeezing the base.
Yeonjun looks at you through lidded eyes, his hands firmly keeping your legs apart, nose brushing against your clit every so often to tease before he finally decides to flatten his tongue against it, finger prodding at your entrance at the same time, making you inexpectantly arch your back, moaning. "F-fuck Jjun!"
You could feel the smirk, the cockiness radiating off himâ it oozes even, it's so evident he likes this dynamic, you so reactionary to each little thing he does.
Beomgyu helps you palm his dick before he finally relents, too horny out of his mind, shoving your hand down his pants, making you feel his hot dick, so sticky and wet, it's lewd. "'Move your hand baby, c'monnn. Good girl." He groans, trying to guide you to a speed he finds fitting.
You start getting the hang of it, your hand jerking off his dick without help even as you're practically dumbed out with Yeonjun's tongue working at your sex, trying to purposefully make you lose your mind.
âPussy so good doll, so good.â his words muffle against your core and it sends a vibration that has your pace falter.
Suddenly, Yeonjun detaches, making you feel terribly empty, and horrible because you were sure you were close. Before you could complain, your eyes widen at him unbuttoning his jeans, dropping them to the floor to have his cock flinging out of his boxers. He gives it a couple strokes, breathing heavy as he stares at your pussy. Wet with his spit, messy. He groans, biting his lips raw and youâve just never felt so much as a prey until now. âGonna fill you up soon, donât worry doll.â
âPay attention to me too,â Beomgyu whines, kissing your neck again, the space under your earlobe, his teeth grazing against your skin, just begging to have your attention. âUnfair if itâs only him.â he breathes, kissing and kissing and kissing, until he decides to move up to your lips, taking you up a wind as you jerk his dick off faster.
His whines and mewls melt into the sloppiness of the kiss and god is it the hottest thing ever, shit.
Yeonjun basically breaks the kiss by pushing Beomgyu off of you again, and if you had half the mind to think, you wouldâve caught the irritation radiating off Beomgyu at Yeonjuns constant cock blocking.
You canât think now, not when Yeonjunâs lining his dick up with your hole, feeling his hot tip prodding and your pussy fluttering around nothing to suck him in. âReady? Relax yourself so itâll feel good, âkay?â
You nod, humming.
âWords princess.â
âIâmâIâm ready Jjunie.â
He gives you a crooked grin, fingertips digging into the plush of your hips.
You try, you really do, you try giving them both an experience but the more Yeonjun pushes himself in you, the slower your hand becomes until you finally let go, breathing heavy at the inexplicable feeling of justâŠfullness. When heâs flush and snug against your core, completely inside you, he relishes, he stays there, eyes fluttering closed with his face so, so close to yours.
And he whispers to you, words Beomgyu canât possible hear even if he wishes to, and even words you couldâve missed if you werenât so in tune with every single sense that youâre feeling right now.
âWish he wasnât here when I could finally have you.â
Youâre driven over the edge, not even given the time to process, before heâs drilling his dick into youâin then back, slowly before heâs building up to snapping his hips, having you gasp in shock at each thrust. You let the stray tear run down, hell, at this point youâre giving all autonomy of your body to the two boys right now, youâre not in control of anything anymore.
âTight, so tight and warm,â he groans, getting faster, âShoulda prepped you more, huh? Fuckinâ tighter than a virgin, can barely move.â He laughs breathy.
You just nod, nod at whatever filthy shit he says, tightening your grip on the couch, squeezing your eyes shut at how the pain just bleeds into the pleasure. Youâve never had it like this with your past boyfriends, it never felt like this.
Suddenly, you feel something hot poking at your cheek which spurs you to open your eyes. Your eyes damn near almost bulge out at Beomgyuâs size, cock insistently trying to move past your lips.
âWant your mouth, please, fuck.â
Can you even take that in your mouth?
He doesnât wait for your contemplation, thatâs not Beomgyuâs thing. He does it anyway, managing to slide his dick in your mouth, not even letting you get used to it like Yeonjun had even when heâs a lot bigger, pushing all the way in. He throws his head back, groaning curses as you gag around his length, breathing restricted.
âGod youâre so hot like this, princess. Taking my cock so well,â he growls, moving his hips to fuck your mouth. Your eyes water, burning as the taste of him overpowers your sensesâ all of that paired with Yeonjunâs rhythm getting rougher and more frantic has you lose yourself in ecstasy you donât think you can handle.
You think you might just faint.
âHave you always been like this? So good at sucking cock, slutty throat just waiting to be stuffed with dick?â Beomgyu rambles filth, losing himself faster than Yeonjun, looking down at you with so much hunger. You return his gaze, blinking up at him innocently, as if to disagree. Youâre not slutty, you arenât.
But that seems to spur him on a completely different direction, like something snapped inside him, cursing loudly as he ruthlessly starts fucking into your mouth. Your mind clouds, dizziness setting in as you feel Yeonjun attach his lips to your nipple through your flimsy top, sucking harshly, making a mess of your shirt with his spit.
You garble around Beomgyuâs dick, trying to say something but it only comes out intelligible and like complete nonsense, itâs humiliating.
âGod, youâre sucking me in so greedily, want me to fill you up with my cum so bad, huh?â
Yeonjun slaps your ass and you jolt again, snot and mascara running down your face. He starts kneeding your cheeks, snapping into you rougher, and somehow deeper, you fucking lose it. âYou want it so bad, right? Say something baby, or I wonât give it to you.â
You nod, mouth still stuffed with Beomgyuâs cock, who he isnât intent on stopping any time soon.
Itâs enough for Yeonjun you guess because before you know it, you feel hot substance shoot up, filling you to the brim with his cum, still pumping it in even as your orgasm washes over you. Youâre beyond overstimulated, especially when Beomgyu cums around the same time, his hot load forcing its way down your throat.
He holds your head against his abdomen, groaning the more he defills you. âFuck if you do that I might just fall for you,â he growls, voice down octaves, fixating his eyes on how your throat gulps down his cum like itâs water at the Sahara. The taste is so strong, you start coughing up some of it out when his dick flops out of your mouth sticky, finally regaining your breath, gasping for air in large amounts, your cunt spilling Yeonjunâs seed onto the couch slowly, dribbling down to the floor to make a mess.
Beomgyu suddenly pushes Yeonjun out of the way to slot himself between your legs, kissing at your pussy.
âBeomgyu, donât, canâtâstop, too much-â you try reasoning but he doesnât listen, that brat. He just starts going at it, lapping at the cum spilling, his lips glistening with the wetness, alternating between kissing and licking your cunt. ââCourse you can baby, you can take it.â
You bite down hard on your lips, lightheaded as you look down at the man ravaging your pussy and cleaning you up at the same time.
To hell with that ânothingâs going to changeâ bullshit promise, something definitely changed tonight and you canât put your finger around what.
Ateez reaction to being small spoon ïœĄïœ„:*Ë:â§ïœĄ
genre: fluff; romance
warnings; kissing
description: The Ateez members reaction to being the small spoon while cuddling with their s/o
Hongjoong : Oh man heâs been waiting for you to bring this up to him. Heâll act nonchalant about it, like it isnât really a big deal, âSure I can be small spoonâ But the moment he does oml. Heâll get so clingy and babyish with you. He loves feeling your arms around him and itâs just a place where he can let go of all kinds of stress and worries. He just feels so safe and comfortable that he almost immediately falls asleep in ur arms.
Seonghwa: He gets so flustered when you ask him if he wants to be small spoon. Like thereâs nothing wrong with it or anything he just gets so shy when he thinks about you holding him :( Itâs so cute, he will make sure to grab your hand and hold it in his while you guys cuddle đ It becomes routine, especially after he has a bad day, like he doesnât have to say anything, just ask for cuddles is enough for you to get the message, feeling you around him is just so comforting :((
Yunho : He is quick to agree to it, finding the closest spot in the house for you guys to cuddle on, and making himself comfortable. Heâs just a gentle giant who loves a good cuddle session every once and while. He has a huge smile on his face the whole time, and donât forget how he will tell you how much he loves you while youâre cuddling him. You guys would be watching a movie, and then all of a sudden youâd hear his soft snores and youâre heart would melt, he gets so sleepy when heâs cuddling with you itâs so cute :â)
Yeosang : When you bring up wanting to be big spoon, this sweet boy would make out a whole pallet in the living room for you guys. Like a whole little movie theater, snacks, blankets, youâre favorite food, he has it all set out, and when you guys turn on the movie he immediately just turns his back to you, waiting to be cuddled and itâs like the cutest thing ever. Heâll tell you how much he likes it when the movie ends and it becomes an automatic cuddle position for you guys in the future.
San : Ohh I canât even tell you how baby he gets when you are big spoon, heâll whine and tell you to get closer even though itâs physically impossible to get any closer. âcmonnn y/n I barely feel you, wrap your arms around me at leasttttâ He just canât help himself when you guys are cuddling, itâs his time to be a lil baby and just enjoy your presence. He loves being small spoon on nights where he canât get much sleep, like heâll ask for cuddles in his sleepy voice itâs so cute. He goes to bed almost instantly when you hold him.
Mingi: Ahhhh he loves it so much l, like heâs just so precious to you. âY/n, youâre so soft, letâs just stay like this foreverâ đ«, he really likes when you give him cuddles after a tough day. Its like right when he sees you all he can do is run into your arms and ask if you want to cuddle, in hopes that you say yes. He is so grateful for you and truly loves you, so anytime where he just gets to be close to you is the best. When he gets sleepy in your arms all he can do is repeat how much he loves you until he falls asleep :(((
Wooyoung: he gets so mad if you try to get up at all đ, âDonât leaveeeâ Heâd get so whiny and youâd just have to tell him you needed to go to the bathroom but heâd still be pouty about it oml. Calls himself a âprofessional cuddlerâ LOLL, but in all seriousness, he finds so much peace in your arms, like every headache goes away with you, so just being embraced by you is probably the best thing ever. Only problem is that heâll be clingy for the rest of the time you guys cuddle.
Jongho: Itâs so calming cuddling him, itâs probably more therapeutic for you then him. Like heâs just so soft and cuddly ughhhh. Loves to bring the closest hand of yours up to his lips and place soft kisses on them and just caress it until he gets sleepy. Usually you guys are pretty quiet when cuddling. Itâs just time where you guys can enjoy eachothers presence and relax in it in peace. Usually you guys cuddle before bed, just holding him before he falls asleep, or until you fall sleep, and then heâll switch with you and be big spoon.
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Hiii! Can we have some Inumaki, Hakari and Nanami bf headcanons? + Anyone you'd like OFC!! :3
Relationship headcanons with the JJK Men
Includes: Nanami, Hakari, Inumaki, Choso
I like this one, you have good taste. Anddd i did take some liberty of adding choso because i've been feeling like writing him as well
Disclaimers: strong language, no gender specified, mention of smoking
Nanami
He's the type of boyfriend that will be spoiling you goddamn rotten
every month is a new bouquet of flowers trimmed and set in a vase on the kitchen counter
same with gifts. you'll come home to see the outfit you liked at the mall but couldn't afford, probably wrapped nicely in a black box
he's very thoughtful and meticulous, especially with dates
he'll plan for a while and make sure it's something you'll love
since he works such terrible hours, he really likes his quality time so he expects to come home to you and do nothing but cuddle or maybe do something like read together
this is random but i feel like he would be a massive critique for no reason
like "sweetie did you notice how tangy this loaf of bread tastes? do you think we should go back there next time?"
or when you're watching a movie it's not uncommon for him to say something like "ugh, this is so unrealistic, she would never fall for that type of trick."
I also think he would accidentally be really into it if you guys watched a kdrama together
Hakari
he's the type of guy that would say "wear what you want, i can fight." period.
he loves to talk- a professional yapper, if you will- but you love it
he talks your ear off about his hobbies (gambling) and some stupid people he may have had to deal with that day
he's pretty nonchalant in general and doesn't try to stress a lot over trivial stuff which means fights wouldn't last long
i get kind of a vibe that he would smoke some herb from time to time but he wouldn't shove it in your face if you don't want him to
he would love to share a coffee with you in the morning, and would probably order you both breakfast
i feel like with dates he's totally going to go with the flow but he loves new things so there's always something for you guys to do together, whether it's movies, or clubs.
Inumaki
your time together can sometimes be... quiet. đ
i imagine that he's big on physical touch and doesn't care much about PDA (but he won't go too far)
i think his top two love languages are physical touch and acts of service
he's the type of guy that would become your personal nurse if you are sick or get your period
he's also the type where if you were chilling on your phone or reading a book he would do it with you, enjoying some peaceful silence
the jjk fan book mentions that he likes to do Youtube which brings the thought of what would he do on there if he can't exactly talk like the average person?
i'd say he makes cooking videos or posts the pranks that Panda and him do to their friends
he loves to eat with you, it's your thing. he would cook or bring you out to restaurants so you guys could rate the food
you, of course, have also learned his 2nd language over time and unlike megumi, you sometimes respond just like Inumaki does
Choso
honestly if i were to guess, i think he would show his partner love by telling them. very directly.
He's not too much of a cuddler but he'll do it immediately upon your request
He has a dry sense of humor, so dry that no one really knows if it's a joke or not
i think he is more outwardly protective of you than most- so if he catches anyone staring he'll yell at them to 'fuck off!'
I also don't think he would hold his opinions back just to make people happy so if you ask, "how do you think i look in this?" he'll say exactly how he feels- not really in an a insulting way, ever-more truthfully than hurtfully.
he likes to do things that you enjoy, like shopping and he'll help you pick out outfits
he, himself, would probably suggest dates that are calm and intimate, like picnic dates, stargazing, and maybe going out for smoothies/boba
i feel like he would love to try boba after you tell him about it, because he likes sweet things over bitter (like coffee)
i could imagine him being the type to grab your waist from behind while you're busy doing anything
he also really craves your attention when you aren't near him, even if he doesn't say that.
Hey loves i hope y'all have been doing well let's get started please choose with your intuition, take what resonates âš
Masterlist | Paid readings | paid readings 2
Pile 1
Whoever you will go on a date with next will be someone you have known for a while , or atleast you talk to them before you meet like for a month or some months def not a blind date , what I feel is really spontaneous lively and respectful, playful energy, this is a very feminine charged pile, whoever the feminine is will feel highly energised and will probably plan things out. I get a sense of spontaneous energy here , sudden plan , then you watch a movie , then you go to the library it's very fire sign coded, you guys might get each other very well emotionally, your person might be artistic and also very brave and bold . There's a sense of secrecy in this pile as well because you might have been afraid to tell people about this relationship well this date will change everything you might get the people talking but c'mon guys y'all are so cute who wouldn't talk about you . Y'all are getting out of your comfort zone there is adventure , acceptance and courage and so so much love for your next date . I also feel that you will be connecting a lot on the level and basis of creativity and heal your inner child in the process . Might be an outdoor or hilly date , this person could be an earth sign or work in the mass communication industry . They're generous and they'd do anything for the people they love . You guys might be slow dancinggggđ«¶
Pile 2
Your next date might be planned by a friend or a family member probably your mother , i sense matchmaker, marriage, arranged marriage energy. This person is quite wealthy, they have a beautiful smile and they're one with nature . What I feel is so much emotional connection in this pile , this can happen as in a long drive , cruise ship or a walk is significant. For a long time you've been wishing to God for someone who can really get you on an emotional level and this will just be them , they'll open subconscious parts of your brain that you wouldn't even know existed but one thing about that is that they would trigger you a lot to understand you and the people around you , I feel like there's someone driving this connection for the first date . Haha the interesting part is you guys will feel a lot of sexual tension might even hookup with this person lol but this is only for some of you guys . I see you guys enjoying a lot , this is giving me NRI Indian vibes tbh . I see drinks partying and also enjoying in the nature like both of you watching the garden under the influence, one thing about this date is that you will be enlightened to the next level of your life , i see discussions of spirituality and life . Might be an earth sign. They're very beautiful/handsome , i think this person has a lot of layers , you'll require time to understand them . đ
Pile 3
For this pile i sense that both of you or either one of you has escaped a toxic relationship and now you're picking yourself up again and for the some minority I sense that this can be someone who literally plotted to get to you đ very careful moves and they tried to get a chance with you for a long time . They have very beautiful eyes and they have a very genuine kind and generous spirit tho . Oh bro for some of you i think they'll talk about marriage in this date itself , they're so in love with you it's kind of driving them crazy but they're trying to maintain they're calm by acting nonchalant đ like they're not praying the gods for you lol , I feel that this could also be one of your manifestation or the result of a love spell . This person is someone who has become rich , they might have been born without many privileges but they made their own name and their own fame , i see some sense of transformation in the date you will get a sense of who you want as a person and who you don't though this person might be good you might reconsider if you wanna be with them for some people here , might take some time to think on it . I also get that you have multiple options to choose from . This relationship might bring a new beginning for you if you choose this, this date is approached from a very detached perspective though you're kind of an emotional person . I also do sense intense attraction and connection on soul level . This date will be relieving you will forget the worries in your life and just be present . This person will ground you a lot and give you the place to be you . There's a lot of love from one side and detachment from the other .
Pile 4
For this pile i sense bittersweet energy this might be someone you're in reconciliation with or just last date energy, I feel that one of you might feel that your cup is empty that you cannot pour anymore into this relationship, I see a lot of talking and working things out and if they don't go well going the seperate ways , i don't think either of you are toxic but it's giving the last day of school prom day energy you're gonna be busy in your own life. Ahhh I think one of you is about to move countries i see some crying as well . You guys have so much respect for each other. Btw I see that one of you is definitely waiting for the other to return . This is literally giving me war energy. There's some important thing there going away from I feel like saying " I'm away to protect us in search of a dreamland " this is giving me vintage Hollywood war time vibesđ Atonement vibes đ . I sense that this person will talk about their goals and you will talk about how much you're gonna miss each other . I do sense true love in this pile . Things are gonna be slow and you might feel sacred but the hope is shown by the magician card things will turn out in your favour fr . So i remember this quote from a movie " in the end whole life becomes an act of letting go ......" Idk this energy is so intense and also very deep I think you guys should spend time together maybe meditate. I also feel you have a telepathic connection and you both are really sacrificial for each other . I see you both talking about life , nature, philosophy and sleeping dancing together this is a very casual beautiful energy . I hope you the best guys take hugs đ«
- chris would try to act a bit more âchillâ and ânonchalantâ before you guys date, but once itâs official he turns into the sweetest boy ever. he becomes almost soft spoken when it comes to you and you only.
- he goes to you for fashion advice since he canât really match clothes. you take him shopping and dress him up in a way that heâs comfortable with but also looks so fine. he might even make one of those tiktoks âmy style before and after my gf.â he also loves matching with you for sure.
- speaking of clothes, he LOVESSS when you wear his shirts and hoodies. it doesnât matter if theyâre baggy, tight, or well-fitted on you, he just thinks you look so beautiful in his clothes and he thinks itâs cute how giggly you get and how you burry your face in them admiring his lingering scent. heâll let you keep your fav hoodie of his too.
- he cannot go to sleep without you. we all know how heâs always sleeping in nick and mattâs rooms, but ever since you got together, he only sleeps in his bed, yours, or the couch but you HAVE to be there or else what else is he gonna cuddle??
- his favourite is when heâs the small spoon laying on top of you and resting his head on your chest (not for that reason but itâs def a bonus) and you playing with his hair till he falls asleep. if he wakes up and youâre separated heâll whine and cuddle closer to you.
- i think itâs a given that he likes when you play with his hair, itâs his weakness fr. but sometimes when youâre bored you start braiding his hair or trying different hairstyles on him like man bun, piggy tails, space buns or your personal favourite half up half down with some strands falling out. he acts like heâs annoyed when you do this but he melts at the feeling of your fingers in his hair.
- heâll just be looking up with heart eyes at you focusing so hard to perfect the hair style for him and secretly smiling every time you get excited at how cute he looks and the little kisses you cover his face with. heâs so whipped itâs crazy.
- heâs a part of the sassy men apocalypse idc. being in a relationship with chris is mostly joking around and poking fun at each other. so when heâs in a goofy mood and you shrug him off bc youâre busy or not focused heâll go âoh so you donât love me anymore?? i see.â
- âbabe literally whatâs more important than me rn this is insanity.â you always call each other bro but when hes feeling sassy and you call him bro heâll say, âare you bro/friend zoning me rn. what the fuck.â and sometimes he doesnât even respond and just crosses his arms dramatically looking away until you say his name or âbabe/babyâ
- he takes pictures of things he noted you like before eg. the sky, sunsets, flowers, cats, etc. and sends them to you bc it reminds him of you and he knows how excited you get over them.
- heâs a mamaâs boy i stand by that, so itâs important for him that you get along with mary lou, which you do! mary lou loves you so much he starts to get jealous of both of you because youâre âstealingâ his mom and youâre spending more time with her that chris starts to miss you.
- i feel like in general chris is a bit touch deprived, like in vids heâs always reaching for his brothersâ hands or resting on them, hugging them, leaning on them when laughing etc. now that he has you, you get all these little touches, playing with your fingers subconsciously, tracing circles on your thighs occasionally squeezing it, rests his arms on your shoulder when youâre standing somewhere, always hugging and kissing you on the cheek, forhead, corner of your lips, and even boops your nose sometimes đ.
- he definitely is always looking at you with loving heart eyes all the time that fans start to make edits of âthe way he looks at youâ and you both eat them up.
- when heâs sick he turns into a literal child, you have to baby him or else youâll never hear the end of his whining and complaining. but itâs okay bc when youâre sick he does the same.
- overall that man is just whipped for you fr and his brothers tease him for it sometimes but he doesnât care (he literally punches their arm almost every time and tells them to shut up but we move!)
Riize as frat boys lowkey have my mind RUNNINGđ what about fratboy!Sungchan x sororitygirl!reader but theyâre from rivalling houses so they have been keeping their relationship a secret because they know theyâre fucked if their brothers and sisters find out. Maybe during a frat party at riizes frat they kinda just be sneaking around and he brings her to his room and they fuck but they both accidentally fell asleep that night and so they wake up in his room just realising they gotta do the walk of shame downstairs/ back to the sorority and kinda fearful for what their sisters and brothers will say but deciding they donât wish to hide anymore and they walk down to see not only the frat bros but her sorority sisters downstairs (only for the reveal to have everyone already have known and bets are being lost)
pleaseeee sungchan would be the best and worst person to sneak around with. the best because heâd be the sweetest boyfriend always doting on you, buying you gifts, and holding your hand.
but heâd be the worst because he would hate hiding your relationship so much. heâd never outwardly tell you because he didnât want to risk losing you but he would purposely climb up the stairs to your room loud as hell trying to see if any of your sisters would come out he also liked when you would scold him to walk quieter. he would be cuddling with you in your room talking about how bad he wants to tell everyone your his. he would always be like âthe rivalry isnât even that seriousâ it was.
donât let him find out you had to invite someone from a different fraternity as your date to a formal/event. sungchan would be blowing up your phone all night while heâs screaming crying and throwing up back at the frat. yes he considered going there just to pull the fire alarm if he canât have a good night no one will. the only way you can make it up to him is by sneaking to his fratsâ party afterwards.
youâre still in your cute little dress from formal when you show up. only shotaro knows about your relationship and tells sungchan youâre there. he runs down from his room (because there isnât shit to party about while youâre at a formal with some random guy) to see you. sungchan almost dies then and there thinking about all the people that got to see you in your dress before him.
you guys do your little chit chat, sharing pleasantries trying to seem indifferent to anyone whoâs watching. whole time while the music is blaring sungchan is telling you in your ear how hot you are and how badly he wants you. how much he missed you. he looks at you attentively as you tell him in his ear that youâre gonna go to the bathroom then head upstairs and he should be in his room waiting for you when youâre done. say less because sungchan practically runs up the stairs while you do a lap around the party. nobody knows that youâre going upstairs to get fucked by your man.
the moment you close his door heâs on you. sungchan gave up the nonchalant act a long time ago. poor guy would be asking you if your little date tried to make a move on you, if you had fun with him. you would assure him that your all his and he wants to cry so bad. itâd be so long until your clothes are actually off, he would be admiring you in your dress saying he wished that he couldâve taken you to the formal and that everyone knew you were his. you only hum in agreement but never outwardly say it. one of you has to be dedicated to keeping your relationship a secret. you start becoming less dedicated when he eats you out while youâre still in your dress because damn maybe this is your man forreal.
when sungchan finally gets you undressed he would tease you so much too. heâs not only teasing you to get you to squirm and whine underneath him but also because he needs time to calm himself down or else he might finish a little too quickly. but he fucks you and fucks you so good. any position you want he just has to be holding your hand in some way. he takes you in missionary and the doggy, attitude changing with each position. in missionary he tells you youâre so pretty and that heâs so sad he canât claim you publicly. he would pepper kisses all over your face while you struggle to take all of him. in doggy heâs a little more ruthless, letting the jealousy out. he spanks you a few times, telling you no one can fuck you like this besides him. he fucks you into the mattress to say the least. youâre so drained by the time youâre both finished that you lose all your energy to leave his room to go back to your sorority. you didnât even know you were spending the night, but when sungchan wraps his arms around you youâre out like a light snuggling into him.
morning comes and you shoot up from the bed like a vampire. eunseok is banging on sungchanâs door telling him to come down so he can help clean the mess from last night. sungchan wakes up in a daze saying heâll be down in a second while you both realize what youâve gotten yourselves into. you even debate on crawling out the window and jumping into the lawn but sungchan sits you down and really tells you how he feels about everything. heâs tried of sneaking around, and he wishes the truth came out with better circumstances but he just canât keep acting like heâs not the happiest when heâs with you. his confession nearly has you in tears when you agree with him. so sungchan asks if youâll let him walk you back to your sorority and you say yes :(
he gives you a shirt and sweatpants you left in his room that one time and he grabs your hand as you guys walk down the stairs. you are greeted with not only his fraternity but also your sorority sisters. they all exclaim, some of them looking mad theyâre out twenty bucks but the others are cheering because the bet is over and they won.
it was love at first sight with nagi immediately being fascinated by you, and reo, being the amazing wingman he is, notices the heart eyes that immediately appear on the expression of his usually nonchalant friend.
then reo said âlemme make your miserable life betterâ and walked over to you and told you his friend found you hot.
nagi kind of just stood there in shock, appalled by reoâs shamelessness and even more shocked when you looked him in the eye and smiled.
love at first sight >>>
nagi likes to incorporate you into all aspects of his life.
i mean he only has three things in life that he consistently does which is soccer, gaming, and existing đđ
but he still likes you incorporate you into everything in his life <3
soccer? he makes sure to get you premium seats in every match to watch him- bring your friends if youâd like, he can make it all happen, so long as you're there to watch him :p
he becomes more motivated to practice when youâre there.
gaming? he plays games with you, teaches you how to play, likes to have you there when gaming as well.
existing? he eats, sleeps, brushes his teeth, washes the dishes, cleans the house, etc, with you. heâs attached to your hip and refuses to leave you alone so long as itâs within the perimeters of your home.
sometimes, when you two are soccer-ing, gaming, or existing together, nagi also gets upset is you try to leave :( like naurrrr come backâŠ
love language of touch and quality time đ
is happiest when heâs touching you somehow.
and naturally, by touching you, he spends time with you so this is a win-win situation for nagi.
and because he literally canât exist without having you by his side, it therefore means he gets to embrace you however he likes- a win-win situation!
award for most annoying boyfriend ??? itâs got nagi seishiroâs name engraved.
his social media is so low-effort too đ â namely his instagram, he's not active on twitter or tiktok that much and when he is, it's for promos that his manager has uploaded.
occasionally, you make a couples' tiktok here and there and those get a lot of traction.
basically; it's not until you came along that his social media presence increased.
before on instagram, it would be just square pictures of him standing with his hands in his pockets from an atrocious angle, some of them had the nasty-ass Instagram filters over them too like boyâŠ
the captions were worse. so much worse.
now he posts photos YOU take đȘ but majority of his feed is photos with you, photos from official photographers during matches, or photos taken after he wins a game :3
his private instagram is much more exciting though:
ynsoneandonlysimp tell me i look hot
megu_megu looking submissive and breedable đ
â°â†ynsoneandonlysimp only for yn tho
â°â†yn pls don't say this
nagi isn't jealous but he is, to a certain degree, possessive.
it's not to a point that it's overbearing since he believes you are your own person, but y'know, if he catches someone flirting with you or looking at you a little too long, he gets an urge to hide you away from the world, or kiss you silly until the whole world knows.
he just wants others to know that youâre his and heâs yours, a fact thatâs not going to change any time soon.
it's easy to calm him down though!
his pacifism and calmness is actually one of the traits you love about him + how stubborn he is about it.
sometimes âïž this is the main reason why he can keep his head on his shoulders - for all things beside soccer.
but,,, one of the traits that have caused the worst conflict between you two is his laziness and how impassive he is towards a lot of things. although he is low maintenance, he is also low effort.Â
it's not terribly bothersome, it's just that if he doesn't care about something, nagi expects you not too either. but when it comes to what he does care about, nagi expects you too as well.
and you're not reo, you're not persuasive enough to lug a 190cm man to do what you want - nor are you that willing to compromise for him, like a certain purple-haired is.
you had a fight over this â his insistence on always getting what he wants and never listening to what you want, whether it be going on dates, how you should spend your time together; all couple things that deserved to be equally contributed towards - it was getting tiresome after a while of only fulfilling nagiâs wishes.
in addition to that, nagi is absolute shit at communication because of his laziness, so when you tell him that you'd appreciate a few texts to let you know what time he's coming home, he just shrugs you off.
"nagi, where are you?" you ask quietly in the phone, standing outside the restaurant that you'd booked a reservation at for the night, where nagi promised heâd meet you after a day of errands and practice.
âiâm still at practice, sorry, but i donât think i can make it,â he mutters. in the distance, you can hear isagi and reo.
a part of you sours, hardening with annoyance. âoh. couldnât you have told me earlier?â you try your best to hide the irritation out of your tone, really, you do, but you have limits and boundaries, and nagi was beginning to tread real close, especially after making you wait without bothering to tell you.
âhey, whatâs the big deal? i didnât really want to go to that restaurant anyways.â
âare you kidding? couldnât you have also told me this earlier as well?â
âwhy are you getting worked up over this? itâs just dinner, i can bring home some takeout on the way or something.â
part of you quells in fury at his dismissive attitude and it worsens with how he tries to play it off that itâs no big deal. your boyfriend has ditched you for a date at a restaurant that you personally love, and not only that, reasoned that he didnât care much for it anyway, making you feel like shit for even suggesting this place anyways.
with a scoff, you hang up on him before things can escalate and youâre spewing shit out of your mouth that will only damage you more. standing outside the restaurant, youâre trying to keep your cool, resisting the urge to throw your phone at something. you donât want to go home, not yet, not when you took your time to look good and dress to impress.
nagi, on the other hand, looks at his phone with confusion, now staring at his locked homescreen.
âwho was that?â isagi calls out the moment he notices the white-haired has hung up.
ây/n,â he replies, the confusion still laced in his expression.
âoh, why didnât you let us say hi?â reo asks, jogging over to his long-time friend. isagi follows, hugging the ball by his side.
âi was about to but then y/n just hung up on me.â
only the purple-haired provides a reaction, eyes widening. âuh, nagi, what did you do?â
âi told y/n i canât make it to a reservation we have tonight because iâm too busy practicing.â
âhey, why didnât you tell us you had a date tonight?â isagi quizzes, quirking a brow. âif we knew we wouldnât have asked you to stay behind!â
âitâs fine, i didnât want to go to the place y/n booked either.â
reoâs eyes widen with panic as he grabs his best friend by the shoulders and shakes him. âand you told y/n that?â
âyeah? whatâs the matter?â
isagi too, now looks baffled. what could isagi know that nagi doesnât? âyou are in big trouble, boy,â to which reo nods in agreement, âgo home right now and make it up to y/n.â
âwait- what? what did i do?â
âweâll tell you later- just, go get y/nâs favourite cake from that bakery we always go to and apologise!â
nagi does exactly as the purple-haired suggests, making it back home in no time. yet, when he pulls into the driveway of your shared home, he then notices your car right behind his, pulling up to a spot beside him. he gets out to walk over to the driverâs side of your car, waiting for the engine to quiet down, signalling it safe for him to then open the door for you.
âwhere did you come from? why are you just coming home n-â the words die on nagiâs throat when you step out of the car, still glammed up in your outfit that you wore just for him. he eyes you up and down appreciatively before meeting your gaze, âthis is what i missed out on?â there's a little disbelief in his tone. nagi's beginning to loathe himself for missing out on how stunning you are for some ball?
you shrug non-committedly, shutting your door for him as you murmur out a âyeah, i guess it isâ. he tenses at the nonchalance in your tone, shivering as he watched you walk away. the cake box suddenly weighs a lot more in his hand.
âwait- y/n!â he calls out, jogging after you whilst you fiddle with the keys, trying to find the one that unlocks your front door.Â
that night, thereâs a lot of apologies, sweet nothings, and praise murmured between the two of you. safe to say, nagi buying the whole cake instead of mere slices of your favourite worked in his favour and he needs to text reo to say âthanksâ.
he does improve as your relationship progresses. sure heâs lazy but he also values you as a partner and a companion, and heâs considerate enough to not let the ship sink because his own doing.
ANYWAYS đđ back to the headcanons:
whenever you are (jokingly or actually) mad at him, you always threaten destrouing his gaming consoles. itâs nothing more than empty threats, nagi knows that and because heâs relatively unconcerned, itâs more than enough to end whatever petty fight you were going through because he just pulls out some unprovoked comment.
nagi loves making couples tiktoks with u đ u r that couple that makes people comment âaww so cute đ blocked.â or âthe highway looking good rn đ€Łâ
he also loves taking candids of you and as someone who is on his phone 24/7, he can take a lot of candids !!!
what your boyf doesnât know is that he unconsciously helped you love yourself a little more from all angles - in both physical and non-physical ways. nagi thinks the world of you so itâs wrong for you to think otherwise :(( if you thought yourself to be mediocre then what does that make him? what does that make everyone else? no one can compare to you <3
hc that nagi is lowkey into photography? he has so many cameras, from digitals, to films, to actual cameras, there is not a time where he isnât taking a photo of you.Â
his screen time alarms you like babes ⊠this is worrying.
but you love him regardless.
obviously since meeting you itâs fallen a little. in saying that, you donât try to discourage him from games whatsoever. in fact, you indulge him in it, feeding him his favourite snacks, a couple fruit pieces, ask him how his level is going - nagiâs so very grateful that youâre not trying to take him away from the one consistent thing in his life.
he loves u so much <3 if someone else took u away, nagi wouldnât know what to do :<Â
OKAY BUT HOW DOES HE NOT HAVE SHIT EYESIGHT!!! you truly marvel at him everyday because he really is godâs favourite đ
also now that he is a #maturedmaninlove, his favourite dates with you are beach dates bc he can lie in the sun like a cat whilst you take care of him, and afterwards, he can teach you to skate on the cement whilst the sun is setting. although youâre struggling, nagi still thinks you look beautiful, especially in the golden rays of daybreak.
additionally, he likes going on dates where you make things for one another. whether itâs pottery, painting, whatever, so long as you both get to walk away with something made by the other, nagi is SO happy.
ofc arcade dates and game nights are something he will never grow out of⊠but heâs starting to warm up to nights where you need to book reservations at restaurants. although he doesnât fancy the idea of dressing up in a suit and formal attire, he does love the idea of admiring you all night, so long as he gets to show you off, heâs perfectly neutral.
nagi likes to text you updates about his day. you could be sitting next to each other, distracted with other things then heâd just text you a âlol look at this meme i just sawâ.
you: âweâre sitting next to each other rn⊠thatâs funnyâ
him: âdonât lie, i didnât hear you laughâ
you: âtry harder thenâ
him: âwhat a hoe got to do to make someone laugh nowadays :(âÂ
you: âyou hardly get bitches, donât think youâre a hoe đ â
him: âbabygrill :(((â
you: âyeah this relationship isnât going to work.â
heâll then lunge at you and pin you to the couch with his weight, huffing when your laughter echoes through the air. at least he made you laugh.Â
look idk where this post ended up heading, but moral of the story, nagi seishiro as your bf >>>>>>>>>
Sorry for the spam liking, your Vic's are truly amazing! <3
I was wondering if you could maybe make a yule ball fic with Regulus Black? Maybe how he asked her or the day of it ! đ
no omg don't apologize for spam liking đ i truly don't gaf, it makes me happy to see that people are enjoying my writing :)
i hope you like it !!
heart burn
"no, that's stupid! stupid, stupid, stupid! why would she want roses? she has a pollen allergy!" regulus paced around his dorm, raking a hand through his now unruly curls.
once pristine, his anxious habits had caused his hair to become frizzy and tangled. his eyes were wide and bloodshot, his tie loosened and hanging limply down his wrinkled shirt.
"reg, who are you talking to- oh. should i come back later?" evan rosier poked his head into the room, hiding a laugh behind his hand. "why do you look like that?"
"shut up, i know!" regulus complained.
"does this have something to do with a certain girl? the yule ball's coming up-"
"you think i don't know that?!" regulus hissed frantically before clearing his throat to regain his composure. "excuse me. i was just trying to figure out a way to ask y/n out to the yule ball."
"that's easy, innit? just ask her. maybe some flowers, chocolates, i dunno. don't girls like that sort of thing?" evan shrugged. "anyway, i just wanted to come up here and tell you to shut the hell up. we can all hear you pacing around from the common room, so...."
sirius cooed at his little brother, pinching his gaunt cheeks. "my baby brother has finally come to me for advice on girls! i always knew this day would come! should i get balloons for this very special occasion?"
"don't make it weird," regulus rolled his eyes as he pushed sirius away. "it's just...a hypothetical situation, is all. how would one...not me, by the way....go about inviting someone to the yule ball? hypothetically, of course."
"well...hypothetically, what kinds of things does this person like? hypothetically, you should just center the invite around that person. i think you're overthinking this way too much, reggie."
"well, that's no help! obviously i should go for what she-- i mean...um, what this person likes. you've never had trouble with girls, so of course you wouldn't be able to offer any real advice..." regulus sulked.
sirius chuckled quietly, poking regulus' forehead. "c'mon kid, don't be like that. that's just the thing: it doesn't always have to be some big, monumental gesture. it's the quieter, more intimate stuff that they hold closer to their hearts. think love letters, buying that item they've been talking about for ages. to be loved is to be seen-- that's their favorite quote. that's why i told you to center everything around what she likes."
"you know, i don't care what everyone else says about you. you're actually pretty smart sometimes."
"thanks, reggie!" sirius beamed. "hey, wait a minute..."
"can i take you to the yule ball?" regulus blurted in the middle of your study date. "i-i mean, i had this whole plan, and sirius gave me advice and everything, but you just look so...pretty right now, so i just wanted to ask anyway. um, i'll just shut up now."
you let out a quiet laugh, the sound washing over him like warm ganache. "yes, reg. we'll go to the yule ball together."
"um...thank you." regulus cleared his throat in an attempt to appear nonchalant. "so...where were we? transfiguring candles?"
I canât find any rules so if your uncomfortable plz feel free to ignore this but I recently found out that when a afab person sits on someone else lap, they can feel the *throbâą*
So Iâm currently thinking what would Sebek do if during the Masquerade s/o fem!reader ended up sitting on his lap and he felt the throb. What would he do? Would he get hard or would he wonder what it is?
Can I be âšđ anon plz? If you do those kinds of anon thingies lol
Omg of course???!?!?! It's been so long since I've taken an ask from a named anon what you're so nice đđđ
AND YOU HAD TO PULL A SCENARIO FROM MY FAVORITE EVENT TOO ILY
((Grinding, manipulation/gaslighting(??), boners (lol), slight exhibitionism(?? If you squint i think) more big boy words and can't really think or anything else as a description, IM SORRYYY I NEED CHARACTER EXAGGERATION IT'S AN ADDICTION))
Well, well. Back to lap sitting. It seems you all have a certain taste.
Boring answer is he feels it, gets embarrassed, and asks you to get up before he even begins to feel anything. He'd probably offer you his seat and walk off to find another seat he can sit down in. He's red faced, but that's it.
Fun answer?
I believe that Sebek WILL know where it's coming from. I'm sure he has some knowledge in sex ed or smth and if he doesn't, he's still very smart. He can make the connection and what was causing it easily. And when he looks up at you in concealed confusion, he can tell by your nonchalant expression that you aren't doing it on purpose. He assumes it's a natural thing that you shouldn't be ashamed of. So, by that logic, if you feel something hardening under your ass, surely you can understand that it's just natural, right? It's nothing to freak out over, I mean, who wouldn't get hard when there's such a darling sitting in his lap?
And who could possibly have known that something as simple as a pulse could be so alluring?
I mean, if we're talking sweet ol classic Sebek, he'd probably be aaaaabsolutely mortified. His immediate reaction would be to politely tap you on the shoulder and ask you (in the quietest voice he's ever had in his life) to stand so he can use the restroom. He won't even make it to full erection by the time he's flown from the room lol. And as soon as he makes it into semi-privacy, you won't see him for a good while. Well, at least until he can either will his erection to die or pathetically rub one out in a restroom stall like a loser (lmao). Most likely the former. His pride wouldn't allow him to do something so humiliating. If someone heard or caught him whimpering while he spazzes with his dick in his hand mid orgasm he'd truly never show his face in public again.
If you two are in a relationship then maybe he won't be so quick to run away and pitifully consider jacking off to the feeling of you throbbing in his lap- wishing he could feel your throbbing while deliciously stretched around his dick and welcoming every inch deeper into your warm cunt until either he runs out of inches or you run out of space.
No, no. He may just steadily place both hands on each of your thighs and bury his face into the back of your shoulder. Or the crook of your neck depending on how tall you are.
("Please... Just stay here for a moment. I swear that I'll let you up soon.. But for now I need you to stay put... and try not to move too much." )
And uhm.. Mk so you know it's not a Duke post without some sort or freak in there, and I just can not write something without going feral about it and the only way I can go feral about it is if I exaggerate his character so PERVY SEBEK
So if you somehow had managed to sit down in his lap and he feels his zipper area becoming a bit uncomfortable, you'd better have a strong will. The absolute degrading filth this boy will spew into your ears will either have you grinding into his crotch and begging him for more or trying to muffle your hurt/confused sobs. Best believe he ain't going nowhere, and neither are you for your little stunt. Sure, you may not have been intentionally trying to arouse him, but you are the one who insisted on using him as a seat when there are plenty of places to rest. That must have been what you wanted, huh? To see him all red faced and bothered? You probably like seeing him breaking a sweat, lip between his teeth and digging his digits into the underside of the seat. You must loove making him horny. It's like you get a kick out of it. Is it funny for you? To see him in agony?
Well, two can play at that game. Don't even bother acting surprised when he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you tight to his chest. He might wait for a person or two to pass out of view before his tongue sneaks a quick swipe against your earlobe. His breath is heavy on your neck while he nuzzles his face into your hair. Thank the Seven for the loud(ish) music echoing off the walls, or else anyone a good few feet from you would be able to hear him groaning in your ear. All while one of his hands slowly slides towards the inside of your thigh and gives it a good squeeze.
And don't even think about saying anything. It's all your fault, you know. You just casually decide to sit in a guys lap and act surprised when he gets hard? Just like your enticing second heartbeat, an erection is something that can not be helped sometimes. They can happen anywhere, and every guy can agree to that. So what will it look like when you purposefully sit in his lap, throbbing against his thigh with your ass sat firmly against his crotch? Did you forget you're in a school of boys? They'd understand him in a heartbeat. Some may even say you did it on purpose. You'll only embarrass yourself. So stay still, stay inconspicuous, and stay silent.
Let's be honest, though. He's hanging on by a thread. He's just so embarrassed that you've managed to get him this vulnerable and he's taking that out on you. You feel so warm and smell soo good. It's taking every ounce of restraint to hide his gasps and grunts from the spread crowd around you both. Trust they can't be concealed from you, though. You can hear everything. Not to mention feel everything. It's impossible to ignore him spreading his legs a bit and slowly rolling his hips into you.
If he's miserable and desperate, he'll make you feel even worse. Unless you'd rather sneak away and give him the blow job he deserves for putting up with you. Lend him you pussy for a while and he might even spare you a lecture about public decency once this trip is over. (How hypocritical.)
And he's lying. Of course you'll be getting properly disciplined when this is all over. A hands-on lecture is a must. Best not to worry about that now, though. Just enjoy the moment. He sure is.
("I should have known better than to humor you. To think I actually believed you might have been behaving decently for once.")
HII i love ur nonchalant reader sm since i lowkey relate to them too muchđđ I'm wondering if nonchalant reader w yandere nerd would cause the same reaction or worse?.. :'DD
Omg stop cause why did you open a whole Pandoraâs box in my mind!? I also headcanon Nonchalant! Reader as a foodie idek. Original fic here! Nonchalant reader here! Enjoyyyy!!! -Love, Sosaâ€ïž
Nonchalant! Reader with Yandere! Nerd would be sickininggggggg. He would take full advantage of their behavior and use it to get away with things that a normal person would have slapped him for. He is delulu and your attitude is not making it any better đ. He knows you really donât care about anyone or anything so that just makes it easier for him.
Before he became popular he would defo try and finesse his way around you.
âHey⊠(Y/n)?â
âYea?â
âUhmmm.. I-I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go get something to eat after we finish this project? Itâll be on me!â
âSure,â
As you two pull up to wherever you decided to eat you see kids from your school through the buildings windows. Everyone has had suspicions that you two were together; you really didnât care. You knew Yandere! Nerd was just a friend, so why argue? Unbeknownst to you, Yandere! thought you didnât deny anything because you were already together; playing further into his delusion. You expected people you know to be there and so did he, itâs the reason why he picked this spot.
âHey, (Y/n)! Whatâre you doin here? Especially with this freak?â Jeez, this knucklehead again? How many times is he gonna pester you?! Yandere squeezes the drink in his hand, it is only till he hereâs the popping of the lid that he stops.
âHe isnât a freak,â
âReally? Because all the freaks I know donât spend their time working on building fucking Lego sculptures,â he and his goons laugh thinking their funny. You just sigh and give him the classical Kubrick Stare.
âIâm gonna give you the count of three to apologize and get out of my face,â heâs about to say something when he sees you, you have a reputation and heâs not gonna be added to your naughty list. With a quick murmur of an apology, he and his friends leave. You turn back to Yandere! Nerd with a quick head nod once you notice him staring and continue to munch on your food.
Thatâs ranch on his pantsâŠdonât worry about it.
After he becomes popular, his confidence boosts. Heâs too bold for his own good.
âHey, honey! Didâya miss me?â you ignore the nickname and continue scribbling on your notepad.
âNo,â
âOh how you wound me, darling,â with a dramatic sigh he flings his hand to his forehead and flops on you. He stays like that for a while before wrapping his arms around you, face buried in your neck. You continue your scribbling.
âSay, Darling,â he shifts his face around so he can see you. He pauses for a while breathing in your scent. Cucumber Melon; his second favorite to the Peach-Cherryblossom. How he knows that; well, letâs leave that up for interpretation. He sprays it on his pillows before he goes to bed at night, acting like you're there with him.
âThereâs this festival after school, Townson Amour? I was wondering if youâd like to come with me,â
âIsnât that for couples?â
âTheyâll be food,â
âOkay,â
Another example would be:
Hmmm⊠I swear you just had that chapstick; it was literally right there. Ah hah! There it is! As you bend down you see the door open behind and the chapstick just so happens to roll away from you to that very same door. Dammit! Youâre stuck!
âMy, my, my. What a lovely surprise!â You look up amused. You donât struggle, accepting your fate.
âHey, you mind getting that chapstick for me?â He looks down and to no surprise there it is at his feet. He bends down to pick it up and smirks.
âYou mean, this one?â He waves it around in his hands before popping the cap open and applying it to his lips.
âI donât know, this flavors pretty good,â you just continue to stare blankly.
âWhat are you doing here anyways? Donât you have a club meeting or something?â
âI finished early! I was looking all over for you; if I didnât know any better,â he walks closer to you, bending his body over yours and whispering in your ear. You can smell the chapstick on his lips, thatâs literally how close he is.
âIâd say you were waiting for me,â his hands come up to your waist as he gentley pulls you back to him, successfully pulling you out from where you were stuck.
âThanks,â you say curlty; reaching for the chapstick in his hand.
âUh uh uh, not so fast, darling. Donât you think I deserve a reward?â He invades your space once again.
âMaybe⊠a kiss?â So you do.
âKeep the chapstick,â you say, gathering your things and walking out of the abandoned classroom.
oh we love nonchalant characters having these girlies all worked up snnfndfnksf tell us more about lsfm!yn (the one with hanni)
LMAOOO ofc this lsfm!yn would have yâall hookedđ okay but Iâll give yâall some stuff that Iâve already laid out about her.
she was added to the group during the summer of 2022
sheâs a small ticking bomb that will blow up any second
sheâs literally chaewonâs child, like her and chaewon are basically kim and north. in any interview you can see chaewon getting tense every time itâs ynâs turn to talk because she never knows what this girl is gonna say.
she has some personal beef with eunchae (lovingly)
sheâs the second youngest.
sheâs honestly such a cutie once you look under all that anger.
she loves ghibli (as stated in paparazzi)
I like to imagine that she did taekwondo before becoming and idol and was really good like almost making it to the olympics good.
HII its one of the anons that brought up the boys and kids
Could you like imagine all of them finding out their SO was pregnant for the first time?? LIKE
I genuinely feel like Kyle would be like reading parenting books like he was studying for a test
Stan??? Literally mortified. like scared straight. how will he be a dad when he literally hates his dad???
KENNY would have actually considered likeâŠ. dipping out, but he didnât and ended up being such a good dad. so loving
And cartman?? shockingly an okay dad, very protective though, probably because of all the shit he did as a kid
ive got mad baby fever too dwđ
-đŒ
Youâre killing me with these đŒ anon!!!/pos
Youâre so right with all of these
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Kyle he was shocked but really happy and was pretty calm until you started showing more symptoms than just morning sickness
Instantly freaks out anytime something that wasnât in his book would happen
Heâd constantly be calling Sheila asking if it was normalđ
HAS to be at every checkup with you or he would go crazy
Poor Stan is absolutely terrified that heâll become Randy
Like instantly started to spiral once you told him
And might have considered leaving because he thought it would be better for you but when you gave him the âyouâre not your father talkâ he decided he really did want to be a dadđ„č
For Kenny I really think it depends at the point in time of when you get pregnant like I said in my last post, either really scared or nonchalant but happy
Heâd be such a great dad, like Stan he never wants to turn out like his own parents
He already raised his sister heâs ready to help you raise your kid to have the best life possibleđ
Eric would definitely be a shockingly okay dad
Heâd be less of a crazy asshole and actually help you with stuff
Definitely makes the pregnancy all about him though đ
Prompt: Reader stays over and catches Adrian doing somethin Blam Horny Shenanigans ensue
Warnings: Reader is AFAB, dubious consent at best, Adrian being a creep, cursing, heâs a little grabby too and bitey, Post-Canon, Oral sex, Fingering, 18+
I donât really know how to end these fics Iâm still learning đ this is my first smut too! This is a one shot too I just wanted to practice for my other two fics that are my bbys
[Part 2]
It was a late evening, and you found yourself still stuck at Vigilante's cramped and somewhat dirty apartment. However, ever since you moved in, you had left your mark everywhere, infusing the space with your personal touch. You cleaned out the fridge and restocked it. The bathroom sparkled after you were done and you even brought clean linen to put on the beds after seeing Adrian was just sleeping on a mattress.
Harcourt, your handler, had ordered you to stay there while she and the rest of the team embarked on a separate mission abroad. As for Adrian Chase, the Vigilante himself, he was unable to leave due to his commitment to his busboy job.
Adrian sat on his couch, his attention captured by the television. However, he couldn't shake off the uncomfortable feeling that engulfed him whenever you were around. You were in the kitchen, busily cooking up a delectable stew that filled the air with a mouthwatering aroma. Yet, it wasn't the enticing scent that made him nervousâit was you. Donning a tank top with no bra and a pair of shorts, you moved about the kitchen, fully absorbed in the music playing through your headphones. As you chopped vegetables, you swayed your hips to the rhythm, unwittingly captivating Adrian's attention.
Unable to resist the temptation, Adrian glanced over his shoulder, stealing glances at you. His heart raced as he observed your graceful movements and the way your body effortlessly moved to the music. In a moment of distraction, you dropped a piece of vegetable on the floor, absentmindedly picking it up. Adrian's eyes widened as he caught a glimpse of a small "nip slip."
"Whoops!" you exclaimed, adjusting your shirt before discarding the vegetable and returning to your cooking. That accidental moment drove him crazy, making it even more challenging to have such an attractive woman in his house. You had made a habit of having moments like this. From walking out of the bathroom still wet from a shower with the tiniest towel wrapped around your body to you wearing just your underwear and a big t-shirt whenever you woke up. He played cool for the most part but a man has his limits!
Adrian turned his attention back to the television, closing his eyes and replaying the image of the "nip slip" in his mind over and over again. However, the blissful distraction quickly turned into frustration as he felt his blood rush into his lap. Embarrassed and flustered, Adrian realized that this had become a regular occurrence. He hastily grabbed one of his pillows, placing it on his lap as he flipped through the TV channels, attempting to appear nonchalant. Just as he thought he had managed to compose himself, you walked over, leaning on the back of the couch. The scent of your perfume filled the air, and he could feel the warmth radiating from your body. Adrian glanced over at you as you spoke, but his focus shifted to your chest, captivated by its softness and the way it was accentuated by your tank top. In that moment, he yearned to pull you onto his lap, reveling in your warmth and tenderness. Ugh! He hated feeling this way! You were his co-worker who was staying over! A fellow hero in arms nothing more!
"Earth to Adrian? Dude! I'm telling you to change the channel! I fucking hate Wheel of Fortune," you exclaimed, waving your hand in front of his face. He jerked back, wide-eyed and mouth agape, desperately trying to find his words. "Cool, gimme! Stew's ready in 10, okay?" you continued, taking the remote from his hand and changing the channel. Adrian kept looking at you, a slight awkward grin on his face, as you walked away.
Feeling overwhelmed, Adrian blurted out, "I'm going to the bathroom! To solve a... problem... NOT a masturbating problem! Because I don't have one of those!" He yelled the words, a mix of awkward laughter and embarrassment filling the air, as he rushed towards his bathroom.
He closed the door behind him, leaning against it, heaving and sweating as he tried to calm himself down. He looked towards the hamper that held all your dirty clothes in it. He inched closer, opening the lid as he dug through your clothes then picked out a pair of pink panties.
Peacemaker told him that this was weird to do but it just felt so right. He sits on his toilet rolling the panties in one hand. Just one more time and then heâll ask you on a date or confess! Like normal people do! Promise!
Adrian rolls his hand over the bulge in his jeans. He liked to imagine you were doing this. Teasing him but remaining innocent like you had no clue what to do next. âFuck..â He grunted in a low tone as he unzipped his pants freeing his cock from its confides as it sprung free. Then he grabs the bottle of lotion beside the toilet, pumping two squirts into his free hand before gently starting to stroke his cock. He leans back, closing his eyes, taking a deep whiff of your panties. His imagination runs wild imagining all the different positions he would put you in. Hearing you beg from his cock. Your soft pants and moans filling his apartment. If he was a bit more braver he would fuck you right there on his kitchen counter. Tear off those shorts and and-
His thoughts were interrupted by the bathroom door swinging open. âBoy you've been in here a while! Hope youâre not shitting? But stew read-â You were stopped in your tracks by the sight. Your face engulfed with blush as you both stared at each. Adrian with your panties still pressed on his face, eyes wide as he seems just as frozen as you. You two stare at each other for a full minute before you slowly close the door.
Adrian's heart raced as he hastily struggled to zip up his pants. "Damn it, damn it, damn it!" he muttered under his breath, his mind in a frenzy. Exiting the bathroom, he scanned the room, desperately searching for you. His eyes landed on you at the table, engrossed in a bowl of stew, wrapped in an oversized sweater that concealed most of your figure. Shit... now she must think I'm weirdoâŠa creepy weirdo, he silently lamented, walking towards the bowl of stew you had prepared for him. Taking a seat across from you, the deafening silence engulfed them both. This is so awkward, he thought to himself, realizing that neither of them had taken a bite of their food. You were staring at him intensely, but every time Adrian met your gaze, you would quickly divert your eyes back to your bowl.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, you mustered the courage to speak. "Um... what were you doing in the bathroom, buddy?" you asked, your voice trembling and a faint blush coloring your cheeks, accompanied by a quirky accent that betrayed your nervousness.
Okay, Vigilante, think! Adrian's mind raced, desperately trying to come up with a plausible explanation. "I... uh... I definitely wasn't masturbating to YOU. Those were different underwear... from someone else," he blurted out, grimacing at the absurdity of his words.
"Wait, so you just have random women's underwear lying around?" you questioned, a mix of confusion and curiosity evident in your voice. "And those definitely look like mine. Plus, I didn't even mention why you had your hand on your..."
Adrian abruptly stood up, grabbing the bowl of stew and placing it on the sink counter. Nope! No sir! Adrian may struggle with social cues, but he's at least self-aware enough to recognize the awkwardness of the situation. "HAHA! I'm going to sit over there now!" he exclaimed, walkingâor rather sprintingâover to his couch, sitting down and grabbing a pillow to discreetly cover his lap. Despite everything that had transpired, he still found himself with a slight boner. Annoyed with himself, Adrian readjusted himself in his jeans. Before he could do anything else, you approached him and settled down beside him, pretending to watch TV. Both of you knew you weren't actually paying attention to what was playing on the screen. The tension hung heavily in the air as you sat in close proximity.
Finally, you broke the silence again, turning to gently tug at the pillow in his lap. "What's underneath the pillow? What do you have there?" you asked, a curious expression on your face.
He didn't respond, but your hand's proximity to his lap caused his dwindling erection to stir back to life. Now he definitely didn't want that pillow moved, avoiding eye contact with you until you poked him in the side.
"Do you... like me, Mr.Vigilante~?" you inquired, playfully poking him and repeating the question. Since joining the team, you had developed feelings for Adrian. You found his goofiness and humor endearing, and his well-built physique, glimpsed when you once had to patch up a knife wound on his stomach, had left a lasting impression. That was the moment you resolved to ask him out. Despite the team's annoyance with Adrian, you indulged him and eagerly listened to whatever he had to say. However, it always seemed like he didn't understand your hints or invitations, often diverting the conversation or bringing Peacemaker along to your "hangouts." Smith had advised you to be direct, but that felt intimidating. So, you continued dropping hints, eventually assuming he simply didn't reciprocate your feelings and contented yourself with pretending to play house during the team's absence. But now? After witnessing the bathroom incident, you couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement.
Adrian took hold of your hand with his free one, his gaze intense as you nervously swallowed.
"(Y/N), knock it off," he said in a monotone voice. Yes, of course he liked you! But you didnât have to be a dick and tease him. He already knows you think heâs a creep.
Both of you locked eyes, the tension palpable.
"And if I don't? What are YOU going to do about it? Are you gonna punish me Mr.Vigilante~" you grinned, realizing that maybe being a bit bratty was the key to getting through to him. Or maybe taunting the trained killer was not the best idea if he already didnât like you but you had to try! Did he enjoy this? Was that what it took?
He looks back at you confused before raising an eyebrow. âYeah maybe I will?â
âOoo what was my crime then?â You taunt again shimmying your shoulders letting the tank top fall a little.
He quickly is able to grab both of your wrist with one hand pinning you down to the couch. You feel your pussy clench as he lets the pillow fall away and with that hand starts running it in between your thighs. Adrian would lean down his face in the crook of your neck just grazing your ear. âFor being so fucking annoying.â He says with a gruff tone. He couldn't take it anymore. Your breath rapids as you feel his hand grope and grip every part of your body. Like he couldnât believe you were real and this was happening. Your thighs, your stomach, your breasts. He paid extra attention to your breasts groping over the fabric of your thin tank top and then pinching your nipple eliciting a surprise squeak from you.
âWalking around all the time in those tiny skimpy outfits. You were practically begging me to fuck you werenât you?â His breathing ragged as he stayed in the crock of your neck like he was trying to control himself but was finding it difficult. His hard cock still restrained to his jeans rubs against your thigh. You can feel its warmth radiating every-time it does so
You donât answer at first just in shock that this was happening at all. You want to say something but when you open your mouth no words come out. âYou wanted me to touch these perfect tits and this ass!â He gropes your ass next hard, sure to leave some type of mark due to the slight stinging sensation left by his hand. Adrian would soon drift towards your neck giving you light kisses before biting hard leaving huge hickey marks all around your collarbone and neck. âYou wanted me to mark you up. Make sure everyone knows who belong to~â
You gasp, closing your eyes at the sensation biting your lips as he works. He stops for a second looking at his work, kinda proud of himself. You tremble underneath him overstimulated from everything thatâs just happened. âAdri-â Your words are cut short from him pulling your shorts aside. âNot uh not Adrian? Vigilante. Come on say it~â He sings as you feel him slip past your underwear as he sinks two fingers inside of you. You squirm around as you feel his fingers sink deeper into your pussy which clenches at his fingers. His thumb swirls around your clit which makes you squirm even more. âV-Vigilante!â You moan out at the onslaught of sensations. He hums with an appreciative tone as he continues your thighs clamp down on his hand but that doesn't stop him as he pries your thighs up letting go of your wrists to do so. He pumps his fingers going slow at first as he continues he changes the pace. You're so close. You can feel it as your legs tremble more.
âCome on baby~ Make a mess on my handâ He urges you, leaning back down into your ear. You grip the sides of his couch burying your face in the fabric of the cushions. You climax as you make an absolute mess. Cum dripping down your thighs on the couch even managing to get on his shirt. Adrian smiles as he leans back up sliding his fingers out with a lewd wet noise. He looks at his fingers and shirt amazed. You heaved trying to regain your senses as the world spinned for a second but Adrian doesnât give you that chance.
âDonât give out on me now?â He chuckled as he sucked on his two fingers. âDamn youâre sweeter than I expected?â He laughs. You were about to open your mouth before you heard a quick zipping noise followed by you feeling Adrian rip your tank top off. It was surprising how much ease it took him to rip it.
That was not as surprising as him grabbing your wrist and yanking you to the ground in front of him as he sat on the couch. When you finally settled yourself you came face to face with his cock right in front of you. It was way bigger than you expected and aching for you.
âGo on?â He urges you but you anxiously look at him like you have no clue on what to do next. âReally?â He laughs at your innocence. âOkay so say ah! With your tongue sticking out.â Adrian instructs and you do as told. âLike thi-â Before you could even get your question out he slams his thick cock down your throat earning a gagging noise from you. He places one hand wrapped in your hair as he forces your head up and down. âJ-j-just like that. F-Fuck your throat is tight babe. Even tighter than that little pussy of yours.â Adrian groans as he bops your head up and down. Soon though heâs rambling. He canât keep his composure after fantasizing about this moment since forever it was hard to focus.
âFu-fuck! Take it all⊠fuckâŠlook at you on your knees⊠swallowing my cock down⊠so fucking eager! F-fuck I need you so badâŠ" He continued to ramble incoherently not making sense just a assortment of fucks. He finally couldnât hold out any longer and he let his orgasm build, slamming his cock down your throat exploding inside. Your throat bopping as you greedily swallowed his cum. He pumped a little inside your throat staying there for a second lost in bliss before you slapped his thighs in urgency. âOh shit! I-iâm sorry! I was too rough..â He would say with a grimace rubbing your cheek as you coughed a little.
âI-itâs okay! I liked it..â You say hoarse.
âReally?â
You nod which earns a dorky smile from Adrian who pulls you up in his lap smiling. You're more than exhausted as you sit in his lap letting yourself rest on his chest. He wraps his arms around your waist snuggling his nose into your back kissing your shoulder blades
youâre on your tippy toes because youâre trying to reach something from the top shelf of the cupboard, and then all of a sudden thereâs this big, warm hand pressing flat into the middle of your back; pushing you forward until youâre outright bent over the kitchen counter.
you whip your head to the side just in time to see your best friendâs stupid, shit-eating grin. kiba winks at you as he presses his hips against your own, clearly provoking something highly indecent. the way he digs his fingers into your sides jokingly causes you to jump, but the ticklish sensation to overcome you is not the main reason as to why adrenaline is coursing your system, now.
âwhat dâya want?â you ask, eyes narrowed. heâs playing a dangerous game â it makes your throat feel like itâs stuffed with cotton, absorbing all of the saliva.
âjust passinâ through,â he mumbles, seemingly completely nonchalant as he pushes even further into you to grab the mug he always favours in your kitchen. âdonât mind me.â
he actually thinks heâs slick with it, the bastard.
âexcuse me; how can i not mind you when youâre literally shoving your dick up my ass?â you quip back, wiggling your hips in attempt to gain some extra room â just that, yeah. goodness, heâs practically become flushed against you as he stands behind you, inching closer and closer each time he pulls dumb shit like this. makes you feel smaller than usual when you compare his body height and mass to your own.
itâs sort of thrilling.
but itâs not like youâll ever admit it.
âoh, sweetheart; if i were to do that, youâd be nowhere near as coherent,â he immediately retorts back, finally picking up the bright red mug that he came in here for in the first place.
you watch as his lips quiver slightly when he twists it in his hand. the picture of the 101 dalmatians that is plastered on the porcelain always causes the corner of his mouth to quirk upwards.
and thatâs pretty cute⊠for a kiba thing to do, you suppose.
but itâs not like youâll ever admit that either.
abandoning the thought as quickly as it came, you allow your eyes to roll as far as theyâll go. âboast some more, will you?â you pause to murmur the next word under your breath, ââŠdummy.â
âi mean, if you insist.â he smiles at the jab you donât mean until heâs all pointy fangs and dimples. the sight is so cute that it could make your heart hurt. perhaps it does already, who knows. youâre confused when it comes to him.
it causes you to groan and to start feigning annoyance even if thereâs a peculiar sort of heat pooling inside your stomach when he gives you one final squeeze; one final gesture that makes you question if you really are just friends and nothing else.
and kiba, well, he laughs; this deep, genuine sort of laugh as he pushes away from you and heads for the stove so that he can pour the coffee heâs just finished making for the both of you. the morning after spending an entire night bar hopping with your other friends has turned you both groggy and yearning for caffeine.
but unbeknownst to you, he doesnât do it just because of the hot drink that he has to pour into your strictly appointed mugs so that you can start feeling at least a little bit human again.
no, as he glances at you from the corner of his eye â still so sleepy and messy-haired in his favourite rock band t-shirt that might just be older than him â he also pushes away because of the raging boner that you secretly invoke inside his sweats each time he spends the night at your place and sees you dressed in nothing else but a nearly identical t-shirt and underwear.
Ok, I watched this episode three times and I'm still smiling.
I love when you think and episode is gonna be about something because of its title and then surprise you when its all a misdirection (see also: Succession's "Connor's Wedding").
At first Laszlo's err⊠state intrigued me, love everyone projecting and imposing their own insecurities (Guillermo's secret, Nadja's hex) as a reason on why he is behaving like that. And of course it's a stupid reason đ.
"And a flat pepsi for Guillermo". Oh Nandor, that's the worst thing you ever done to Guillermo, that's the worst thing you could do to anyone. And yes, I remember a certain S4 episode.
I screeched like a bird when Colin mentioned dreaming about being a baby under Laszlo's care, not only because I wanted this shit to happen since the past finale, but also I really thought the episode was going on that direction (and also bc its another W for my predictions).
Having said that, LOVED the nonchalance of Nadja and the others when they were like 'no, it wasn't a dream, that totally happened'.
I mentioned it in a separate post: they really had a Sweet Dee in IASIP moment when The Guide gave the roast idea, only to be ignored and then the same idea being stolen by a dude who is celebrated.
Seanie's poor brain it should be soup at this point, we don't know if he can hazily remember the event like it happened before.
What can I remember is his line after Nadja's roast because it was one of the biggest laughs for me: "Women CAN be funny!" I fucking loved it so much, it's the perfect condescending shit straight men say all the time, even when they're trying to be complementary to you they can't stop being garbage. It was a simple line but Anthony nailed the delivery and timing. Seriously, rewatch that part.
At first I was confused why all the jokes were so mid, but shortly I realized this episode wasn't about the roast at all, lol.
Just by watching screenshots of other users I noticed that in the scene of Nandor resting his head on Guillermo's shoulder there's a BIG flame between them. LMAO. There's no way that is unintentional.
Good for The Guide being the catalyst of Baron Afanas learning the truth. I was demanding more screen time for her lately, so having some incidence in the main plot goes on the plus column.
Fuck yeah when I realized this is a Doug Jones spotlight episode, I just fuckin ahgdjkaksdf, love him, perfect, no notes.
The Baron being terrifying!! Guillermo was seriously scared for the others and he barely tried to show off his Van Helsing abilities.
Nandor and Nadja begging the Baron to not hurt Guillermo!! đ Them being dragged while grabbing the cape!! đ They're spiritual siblings to me!! đđ
They really reminded me a little bro and sis begging their mom to not hit their beloved older brother with the chancla for talking back or something.
I fell for the two fake-outs with the sack lol I'm so gullible when it comes to vampires I guess.
NANDOR PAINFUL SOUNDS (MOANS???) WHEN HE BELIEVED HE WAS IN FRONT OF GUILLERMO'S INERT BODY. IT WAS SAD BUT ALSO A LITTLE HORNY!!!
"At least he died doing what he loved: beating off in the toolshed."
A wonderful small detail: After Laszlo opened fake Guillermo with the knife he cleaned his hands on The Guide's dress.
Idc if you think its dark, the whole 'Nandor will kill you and then kill himself' bit becoming a recurring joke it's peak writing.
I wish I can say something more serious about Baron Afanas' sadness over how boring his life is now. But I just keep thinking that the way he talks about his homelife with The Sire and the Hellhound sounds exactly when a dude has a middle life crisis and suddenly he doesn't enjoy his marriage anymore. They're husbands!! And I loved how cunty he looked at the end all half-charred (see posted gif) Queen!
Now, the Nandermo of it all: What more can I say than incoherent screaming and foaming from the mouth? Episodes 8 are all about them again!! Nandor on the window looking all cliched melancholic heroine of a romance novel?? How relieved he was when he found him in the coffin??? Him still remembering Guillermo's card word for word???!! Knowing that this toxic dark sided devotion goes both ways???!!! Borrowing the words of Fleabag: THIS IS A LOVE STORY.
Seriously, I know all these soft Nandor moments are here so the heartbreak when he learns about Guillermo being turned it's even bigger. But still denying that there is a romantic undertone between these two it's just being purposely adamant at this point (i'm looking at you wwdits reddit). Even if nothing explicitly romantic happens on screen, just by watching these moments, I know, we know.
Now, go listen to the ending song again. You will not regret it.