#harry styles never have i ever

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Detectives at the Disco (Elysium)

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #“Hail holy queen of the sea -- You're whirling in rags -- You're vast and you're sad.” #I have been taken back by the disco fever and I wanted to draw these guys now that I can...y'know...draw. #I owe a lot to DE honestly. #If it were not for yagrandmapeach's daily disco elysium comics this blog would have never existed. #The idea that I could do lighthearted daily doodles made art feel possible and approachable. That fun was most important! #I was so inspired by their fun style and goofs! I loved the pen on paper look and their stylizations! #I'm still really inspired by them to this day! Peach if you're out there (unlikely)...Thank you for all the art you have shared. #To those who are considering giving DE a try: please be aware of it's many content warnings. #It is dark but also so extremely full of hope and love!!! #it's a murder mystery where you think you're supposed to be finding the culprit but you end up finding....yourself. #Also it has Kim Kitsuragi. The best companion you will ever have in a video game. #And it lets you dress up a stinky old man in whatever clothes he finds lying around. It's great.

[just-a-bunch-of-random-crap]

can’t wait for the DWD drama to be poorly referenced in tv shows targeted towards teens

#looking at you netflix #ginny and georgia #never have i ever #etc #you know it’s gonna happen #don’t worry darling #florence pugh #chris pine #harry styles #netflix #olivia wilde #venice film festival #spitgate

[3-aem]

Everyone in fandom constantly fighting over ships and stuff but yall haven't known true suffering until you go over the m/f side of a half dead to fully dried out fandom and are stuck drinking the dust coming out of a rusty 89 year old faucet.

#botw is a weird kinda scary time #LISTEN #they just dropped some really hard hitting clips in links memories and I NEED TO SEE MORE #like hello the scene where she's just at the fountain of power and being like why tf am i such a failure I've tried so hard #1. ouch #2. when link turns around at the end from standing guard bc empathy is a fucking BITCH #ugh #also like yea the crying scene #i wanna say str8 couples are valid too but str8 fic gave us the following: #m/f omegaverse lawsuit in real court #50 shades of gray #the after series ft the most toxic relationship ever harry styles would probably never #cassandra clare or w.e. her name is #so objectively idk if it's worth it Nintendo should have just given me more in game food rather than forcing me to scavange for scraps #and try to shoe horn my very gay mind into a straight setting

[louisplumpyass]

when he... you know— when he uhm... kisses— and he... pauses— fuck.... to suck the— you know uhm... the uh, bottom lip LIKE FUCK ME I HATE IT HERE

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #girl he sucks your bottom lips and I HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN THIS JEALOUS #larry #louis and harry #larry stylinson #stylinson #harry and louis #larries #daddy louis #one direction #one direction fandom

[hoediaz]

cause i'm tired of sleeping alone

14k | buddie | rated t | ao3

Buck goes on dates now. Not often, and never with the same girl twice in a row, but he goes on dates. And the thing is — the thing is, Eddie can’t be mad about that, because he goes on dates too. - or, five (ish) times eddie and buck go on dates with other people, and one time they go on a date with each other

“What kind of stupid fucking bitch just stops in the middle of a green light?”

The bumper of a white Honda is crumpled like paper, the hood of the vivid red BMW that hit it in even worse shape. The Honda driver, a small blonde woman, wrestles her way out of Ravi’s grip to hover over the BMW driver’s stretcher, her hands fluttering, nervous, as blood drips from a laceration that slits through her eyebrow.

“I am so sorry,” the blonde says, her voice thick with tears.

“What the fuck is your problem?” the BMW driver snaps, making like she might jump to her feet before Hen and Chimney press her shoulders down.

“There was a bird!” the blonde cries.

Eddie pauses with a reddened cotton pad hovering over her eyebrow. “You stopped in the middle of the road because of a bird?”

read more on ao3

#911fic #911 fic #911 on fox #buddie #buddie fic #* #me writing ANOTHER fic about eddie dating men that aren't buck? who is surprised #but hey this time BUCK dates other people too #also kris if u see these tags yes that title is from don't let me go harry styles #at first i was like this is the greatest thing i've ever written and now i think it's the Worst thing i've ever written #but it is out of my hands its ur problem now #i cannot believe how long it is either sorry amkld #i can apparently only write 149304 words in 2 days or 30 words in 3 months #also if ANYONE tries to bitch at me about the lucy in this fic i will become a villain the likes of which u have never seen before

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

i’ve been mad at harry styles for like 5 years now for the crimes of making shitty music and obviously caring a lot about whether men respect him but ooooh i get so mad when i see [which you will see immediately and constantly if Dumb Celebrity Gossip is one of your internet time wasters as it is mine] people getting on his case for things like never publicly claiming his [now dead to be clear] relationship with olivia wilde, not telling his fans to back off, etc. like wind in my hair i was THERE during the years when louis consistently repeatedly unambiguously attempted to stamp the larry thing down & spoke publicly about how it had been difficult on him on his loved ones and ultimately on his friendship with harry, which not to be parasocial but if i think about that for five seconds i really do get so sad. down the stairs i was there when it did nooooothiiiiing to stem the tide of either consparicizing or harassment. and like, harry was there too and also saw with his own (TEENAGED) eyeballs what the realistic outcome was for someone in his literal identical situation who did attempt to Speak Up, and that outcome was: neutral to negative. it did nothing unless it made things somehow worse. bc ultimately people who are doing shit like harassing a pop star’s girlfriend on twitter are not actually doing it because they are obsessed with that pop star. they are doing it because there is something deeply wrong with them and they are using the negativity-spawned community validation to attempt to fill a set of unmet psychological needs they have not figured out how to fill in healthy ways.

anyway. idk why this gets me so defensive of someone whose solo career, as stated above, i could not possibly have less interest in on its merits. some of it is definitely leftover 1d nostalgia. but i think a lot of it is also just that i think fame is kind of inherently dehumanizing and i think the kind and level of fame harry came into very suddenly AS A TEENAGER is particularly so and like i get that no one wants to cry for the plight of hot millionaires but i do think that ultimately any degree of cultural norms wherein it’s considered like not a big deal if millions of strangers feel weirdly entitled to someone’s personal self because of that someone’s job and/or paycheck is like, bad. and it’s also annoying to me that this goes on in spaces where everyone is totally claiming to have been on the right side of history wrt britney like ok so we understand that sometimes there comes a point where it makes no sense to litigate the actions taken by an individual at the center of a cultural maelstrom bc there was never any perfect method to have shut it down and the issue is that it shouldn’t have happened in the first place and our standard cannot possibly be “this 24 year old must be an infallible human being or else they deserve whatever comes their way because what did they expect.” but only a decade and a half after the fact. got it.

#also olivia wilde is a grown ass woman and if she didn’t want to date #a dude who has been very public about never going public with his relationships ever #like this is a matter of record he’s said repeatedly that he’s learned a hard boundary is the way to navigate it #she could have simply not hooked up with harry styles while she was directing a film he was in #but now i am being petty #[harry also should maybe not have fucked his director this is not about Teams #i just also can’t abide the constant handwringing about how tragic it must have been #for olivia to endure the horror of a man doing exactly what he has told several magazines he will always do in relationships #i mean maybe it did hurt her feelings that’s allowed and i also don’t care! #but it is not some like automatic inherent terrible Wrongdoing #again this is not about harry styles. this is about people’s assumptions about what is or isn’t normal or acceptable #but it is also a little petty bc like come on now.]

[maddy-ferguson]

Lmao polyamory organization slammed riverdale for portraying the polyamory relationship between the characters as a twist and surprising moment rather than portraying it as something that are part of their lives and natural progression. In that case you guys should watch ST where the gay ship is written as a secretive plot twist.

well if they reveal that mike and will have been together for the past year in a two-minute montage in the finale i'll call the gay organizations myself

#but the gay plot twist is like...not even a gay plot twist it's just that they're doing it like any love triangle like was nancy liking #jonathan back a plot twist #will being gay after years of them being like no i don't know if he is and also does it even matter if he is gay we live in a modern #post-harry styles world where labels are meaningless! was more plot twistesque to me mike reciprocating is more classic love triangle stuff #even though will being gay is still obviously not a plot twist at all in the show but like. it's just weird #i think i would consider mike having never been in love with el a plot twist though so like him being gay is a plot twist him being bi #wouldn't be. imho #so ig gay plot twist in a way #then again i don't think nancy was ever IN LOVE with steve but since it's all straight it's just technicalities so no one would call that a #plot twist #but like i was saying whenever i said it i think there being a gay plot twist is just them doing the exact same thing they've done with #their other love triangles only since its gay it has the potential to be offensive. but like im not offended. unless we do get that montage #rvd #ask

[andrewblurmoved]

"dude could be worried about people speaking about his zionism, so instead he throws a breakup romour to divert the negative attention" Harry is a zionist, he supports Israel's right to exist. Zionism is supporting Israel's right to exist as a state. Why should Harry be worried about it? He believes Jewish people have the right to have their own country when there are 22 Arab states and 56 Muslim countries. There are no other Jewish countries besides Israel. 

um anyways support palestine

#asks #anon #zionism cw #also why would u send me this i have never spoken about harry styles ever

[finexbright]

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#now that i'm thinking about it. it actually makes so much sense for harry to bring out lizzo for coachella weekend two #given the obvious album + hs1 leaks he knew what he was doing #plus lizzo's about damn time is clearly a queer song. at least to me #i mean the lyrics go ''in a minute imma need a sentimental man or woman to pump me up'' like that's so bi/pan #and the bridge is literally ''i'm coming out tonight'' #and that song was released around the time of coachella and the fact that harry got in touch with her on wednesday (the day of the leaks) #for a performance that was due in like two days #and then going on to perform a song that isn't either of theirs. like we know what i will survive is about #but even then when it's a last minute thing why not go for a song that you've already performed together to at least maintain sync #like juice. why go for a song that both of you have literally never performed ever #and then him sending lizzo flowers for her song hitting no. 1 and replacing him on the charts. a song with the lyric #''im coming out tonight'' like yeah he sees queer and immediately gravitates towards it #i remember very clearly as it was was in a battle with jack harlow's first class and harry never sent him any flowers #but yeah. i think a large reason for bringing her on stage - apart from his friendship with lizzo - was her song #maybe im spit balling here but to me it makes sense so yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #soni rambles #harry styles

[vigilantejustice]

my body and head hurty to the point of puking whenever i’m at like. the movies or a concert are best friends

#my best guess is maybe it’s like. too much going on #first time it ever happened was at my first ever movie + we had to leave on account of me throwing up into dad’s nice jacket #would have been maybe six? it was elmo in grouchland lol #the next notable time was at my year five disco #to be fair did fine with movies most of the way through high school + beyond #but it’s a given at concerts #saw paul mccartney with my thumbs in my ears + fingers covering my eyes because my brain was about to implode #then it happened at a smaller gig in the valley #only actually threw up that time and had to bail #was surprisingly good at harry styles but we had side #of stage seats so there were no lights being beamed at us #my theory is that it’s mostly a light issue because even pre headache i have never met a big light i liked #had to ask my friend if people actually enjoyed the big lights beaming into the crowd at gigs and she was like well #they’re fine? it’s not an issue? #it’s just not enjoyable i don’t get it #took sunglasses to the offspring which looked incredibly lame but did wonder for me every time they started up with the lights #probably going to pick up some earplugs for paramore + take preemptive advil just to be safe #anyways the point of this is that i just saw barbie which was fun but not all that great. overhyped in a major way imo #but spent the entire time hoping my headache would hold out #on me for not carrying advil at all times honestly #personal

[coastalroses]

fanning over media is great wonderful i love it. but the culture of fanning over celebrities is genuinely insane and dystopian and disturbing and i just want to throw all of your phones into the ocean

#cass rambles #the example i think of most often is t*ylor sw*ft #censoring it so fans don’t murder me again🙃 #but like. the idea that if a celebrity is in a commercial then people are more likely to buy a product #projecting morals onto someone you don’t and will never know #acting like you’re best friends with a person whose life you literally know at MOST 5% of #it’s so creepy to me #you’re allowed to like someone’s music #you’re even allowed to be like aww that seems like such a sweet/kind/good person #but the obsession people have with some celebrities #mainly ts #but also harry styles phoebe bridgers and mitski for examples #is so alarming #at least phoebe and mitski have called it out tho. the others are just like 💖💞💕 #not to mention the way that people will excuse literally anything she’d ever do #acting like she’s not a performative rich girl who is devastating the environment with her private jet’s co2 emissions #it’s just. i can’t #and her fans are so mean to any other celebrity too #it’s so insane. genuinely like a cult jesus christ #OBVIOUSLY i don’t mean all of her fans. #but the majority of people who call themselves sw*fries are so disturbing to me #even me like i have certain celebrities that i’m like aww they’re so cute:) #but do i go about my life ever really thinking about them at all. no #and if i heard someone hating on them or something would i SEND DEATH THREATS #NO????? #that’s so insane. sick behavior

[be-with-me-so-happily]

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So........

How about a little game of 'NEVER HAVE I EVER'!?

Just something fun to do. Send in a question (anon or not) and I'll answer them throughout the day.

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#be-with-me-so-happily #fanfic writing #harry styles fanfic #never have i ever

[pennielane]

i really hate to beat the dead horse but oh my GOD matilda is a bad song

#the lyrics are BAD i am sorry they are weak and lazy and BAD!!!! #harry can do so much better which is why i am yelling about it!!! #i’ve been trying so hard to like this song for over a month #and i just can’t do it #i literally need to delete it from my library #‘cause they never showed you love’ is the biggest letdown of a line i have ever heard in a harry song ever ever ever!!! #it’s just total shit! #okay done now. i’m ranting because i just tried AGAIN to like it but it just makes me angry #do i dare tag harry? should i fight the harries again? #*cracks knuckles* yeah #time to fight #harry styles #not the beatles

[helenamayhathaway]

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#one thing that i hate about the mcr fandom is that gerard way can do something ''openly queer'' like wear gnc clothes #and now the record is changed forever that gerard is gender non conforming and openly queer #when he has never publicly said his sexuality ever #and i support him wearing whatever he wants more than you know #it makes me so fucking happy #but he goes out there and is pulling off these great outfits and he's applauded as being openly queer and for NOT queerbaiting anyone #but then harry styles does the same fucking thing #wears gnc clothes #wears dresses #wears skirts #wears whatever tf he wants #but he IS queerbaiting #and i don't get it??? #like Gerard has never opened up about his sexuality #and neither has harry #we all just assume gerard is queer because he has those vibes #and i guess some people assume harry is straight??? #even though he does not have those vibes??? #i just don't get why we have to pit anyone up against each other #why can't we let two people dress however they want #because it's also gatekeeping clothes #like just by saying a man can't wear ''womens clothes'' you're literally being... you know.... homophobic #the thing you're trying to claim harry is being #clothes are clothes #remember when everyone was excited that jaden smith wore a skirt because that's what he wanted to wear! #but harry styles even if he is straight can't wear skirts because only queer people and girls can wear skirts #so i guess let's just gatekeep clothes now #i'm over it #i hate this fandom #i love gerard

[chemicaljacketslut]

can’t believe it’s already like almost halfway thru june. what

#this summer is really just blurring by #well at least im not getting too insufferably bored and lonely yet #i am getting there though #only thing stopping me is my sense of time and place being very blurred & disoriented #due to my sleep schedule being absolutely fucked ever since st4 released #due to that all the days just blend together and i never rly know what time it is or what’s happening #so i don’t get too bored or lonely! :3 but like i said i am close #ohh i want to talk to people… sigh #may or may not be hanging w friends tmrw? a little scared though bc it’s some ppl i want to impress #we’re playing 10c & i haven’t prepared and will prob be tired and!! ahh!!! VERY scared it’ll be a shit campaign!!! #the last few have been! not great! kind of my fault bc i’ve just not been In It the past few times it is TIRING gming #but these are new players too which is even MORE tiring….. sighhh #let’s hope i can scrape something decent together #worse comes to worst we do another stupid funny shits and gigs session #like the one with weird harry styles & a/b/o greek life lore

[newspecies]

okay this might just be that i cant tell when people are joking or genuinely making fun of me but a few weeks ago on one of the last days of school someone i barely know called me cringe for liking mcr and being completely willing to wear cat ears. im still kind of mad because there was a lot more to that conversation where she got really weird and invasive about everyones sexuality and uhm. just because YOURE really open and willing to talk about your sexuality doesnt mean i am. i dont think a lot of her questions were at all appropriate to ask, especially since we didnt know each other before this and i still feel really gross about the whole thing.

#rot.txt #im bad at standing up for myself when people cross my boundaries #so part of me doesnt blame her! but also that was not an okay thing to ask at all! #and i get it she didnt know what aroace meant but that doesnt give her the right to be weird about it. #she said a lot of stuff that just made me think okay yeah i never want to be around this person ever again #everything she said was just really judgmental 'you own three mcr shirts' as if she doesnt have a harry styles sticker on her laptop #sorry for liking music there is a reason i have these shirts its because mcr fucks #god i absolutely should have been meaner im just too much of a coward to do that