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[goingmerryfics]

hi it's me again :D thank you for the first request its beautiful! Do you mind if I request a crying s/o with Eustass Kid and Killer?

Catches you crying w/ Kid & Killer

Content: Gender Neutral reader, SFW!

Notes* Hi again!! :D What a coincidence, I was just working on this prompt for Zoro, Ace & Law when I got this request. Please enjoy this while I finish that one!

Kid

Kid is the worst when it comes to crying and emotions

He can’t even properly take care of his own, so taking care of someone else’s is the definition of ‘It gets worse before it gets better’

But he doesn’t want anyone to be upset on his crew, so he feels like it’s kind of his responsibility to make sure everyone is taken care of

He’s the captain, after all

So when he finds you rushing through your day in a crappy mood, he just keeps poking at you

“What’s with that miserable look on your face?”

You brush him off and he yells for you not to ignore him, but lets you go this time. Maybe you were hangry or something

But every time he passes you, you’re still upset. You give short responses, and you avoid looking anyone in the eyes

Finally tired of it, he takes your arm with a scowl on his face

He catches the tears in your eyes. It looks like you’ve been crying for hours

He’s had enough

“What the hell is your problem today? Talk.”

You tell him to leave you alone, that it’s stupid, that he won’t get it. But the grip on your arm doesn’t cease, and he won’t give up until he gets a suitable answer

You finally snap and tell him that you’re homesick. That you miss those childhood friends you left behind to chase your dreams, and how the comfort of you home on land has left you missing what it’s like to wake up somewhere familiar

He assumes you mean you want to leave the crew. But before he can get too far into saying how you can leave anytime, you stop him, because that’s not the problem

Kid rolls his eyes, unsure what to do for you to make it better

But then he lets go of you and instead reaches to cup your face

He uses his thumb to wipe away your tears with what sounds like an annoyed sigh

“Geez, you think I wouldn’t understand how someone could miss something that meant a lot to him? Do you even know why my ship is named the way it is?”

He doesn’t elaborate on that, but he does give you a stern look and tells you that you’re stronger than you think to make it all the way out here, on this ship

“Now pull yourself together.” He pats your face, then pulls away to leave

“Come on, let’s go fuck with some Marine base or something to make you feel better.”

Killer

Killer hadn’t seen you all day, and it was starting to worry him.

He was used to you taking off whenever you wanted to or needed some quiet from the chaos of the crew, but not for this long

And sure, he knew you could take care of yourself just fine

But there was still this nagging feeling eating at him

The last time he saw you was after a pretty intense battle, and Kid had snapped at you about something

And not that you were some softie- actually it was quite the opposite, with you and the Captain getting into tiffs now and then you had already proven to be more than able to take his attitude

But that knowledge was enough for him to keep an eye out for you as he did his own thing during the day

When you didn’t show up to dinner, he decided to ask around

He’d quickly find out that he’s not the only one that hasn’t seen you all day

Kid actually pauses from stuffing his face long enough to take a look around for you and shrug

Killer takes his untouched plate and stands, leaving without explanation to go find you

Your room is the first place he looks and the last

He knocks first, of course. When he hears your shuffling and no answer, he calls out for you

“Are you there? Can I come in?”

Judging from how you cautiously open the door, he figures you aren’t in the mood to be bothered- maybe you were dealing with something personal

But when he sees the tears in your eyes, he almost drops his own dinner tray

He leans down to get level with you and speaks gently, asking if you’re ok

A shake of your head and a burst into sobs follows and he quickly finds a place to put his food down so he can open his arms and offer you a hug

He holds you tight while you cry in his chest, gently hushing you and rubbing your back

“It's ok. You don't need to explain a thing.”

He’ll hold you until you’ve calmed down, and even then he won’t let go until you pull away first

He stays close beside you and lets you lean on him as he explains that whatever it is, he’d rather you come to him than lock yourself up and deal with those big emotions alone

He also gives you his plate since he’s not sure if you’ve eaten today, and you two pick at it together

Once you start to feel better, he assures you that he’ll take care of your chores that day

He tucks you into bed and tells you to rest for a while

When you wake up hours later, you’ll find he’s left you a glass of water, two painkillers and a note with nothing but a heart on it

#one piece #harleywritesop #hwop #eustass kid #harleyasks #eustass x reader #eustasscaptainkid #one piece eustass #eustass captain kidd #kid one piece #killer one piece #one piece kid #kid x reader #killer op #op killer #massacre soldier killer #one piece killer #killer x reader

[meepdrawartgood]

@harleyasks 👁👄👁

#i am LOOKING #with my EYES

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

Considering the most recent update, what would you say is corals personality? Classy, flashy protector like sailor moon? Or will they change as well?

Coral is, currently, not really an active ‘gem’. They are, as many people have appropriately guessed “Bleached Coral”. What you see in the comic is basically Coral with Steven in the pilot’s seat - their voice, their actions, their personality are all Steven. 

What is Coral ACTUALLY like? Well, I’d love to tell you, but that would be spoilers for the future. :) 

#chekhov answers #coral #harleyasks

[perfectstevenau]

Perfect I have to ask, were you ever calm with Pink when asking about her issues? And when did Yin Spawn? When Steven was born?

Way earlier~

#ask #mun speaks #text #text post #harleyasks #yin info

[lanster]

Hiiiiii welcome back!!!! :D (I love your carrd layout it's super nice! :3 👍)

oh tysm!! i worked rlly hard on it T_T

#harleyasks

[ask-midtown-university-blog]

#ask mtu #ask midtown university #flashback #anon #harleyasks #shorthairbi #tony #iron man #peter #used the tiny iron man that sits on my desk as reference :)

[ask-winter-bucky]

Harley hums thoughtfully seeing Bucky back to normal, "Hey Zoe made you a little something for the arm. Girl has gotten way too far into knitting for a ten year old.." She joked with a kind smile before digging into her bag, pushing past the multitude of ammo clips before pulling out a stripped blue and black sleeve that hooked on as fingerless gloves up to his shoulder. It was also decorated in bright, silver stars "Your lucky its not bedazzled." She said, setting on the table in front of them.

Bucky leaned back against the wall behind him as he listened to what she had to tell him while she searched through her bag. And as soon as she took the sleeve out of it, his expression softened into a kind of sweet one, his eyes softening at the sight. That little girl was too cute… James took it gently from Harley’s hands and tried it on, chuckling at how jazzy it was. “Aren’t you going to take a picture of it to show her?” He laughed.

#harleyasks

[buckykingofmemes]

A Very Winter Holiday Album

Earlier this month I posted parody lyrics to several holiday songs and invited you all to post covers and tag them to me! I’ve collected all the ones I can find and linked them in this post, and the original posts are loaded into my queue to post hourly until they run out. All of you did an incredible job, I was so impressed and grateful!

If you still want to make a cover (or if I missed yours) you can find the lyrics here, in the last two chapters of Uphill Both Ways on Ao3. You’re welcome to inbox or message me to let me know, though I make no promises about how frequently I’ll be online. Post your cover and tag it #Deck the Halls (and Villains)  and tag #Buckykingofmemes so I can find it, and I’ll add it to the holiday queue! If you don’t want to see these posts on your dash, you can block my  #Deck the Halls (and Villains) tag. They’ll also be tagged #Chatterbox. 

Without further ado and in no particular order, a holiday mockery!

-Mod Hell

Winter Soldier’s Gunning You Down

By @komodoclassic as an audio post

I Just Want to Buy Plums (Jingle Bells)

By @imarriedpasta as a video post

By @dr-archeville as an audio post

Bucky the Asset (Frosty the Snowman)

By @harleyasks as an audio post

Old Stevie (White Christmas)

By @butterflyslinky as an audio post

By @dr-archeville as an audio post

Buchannan Barnes (O Tannenbaum)

By @dr-archeville as an audio post

To the best of my knowledge, no one has currently done a cover of Roger, Captain Rogers (to the tune of the Dreidel Song) but if anybody does, I’d love to add it to the queue!

#Deck the Halls (and Villains) #Chatterbox #you guys did such an awesome job #!!!!!!! #mod post #mod hell

[eileen-crys]

Tagged by @askmarietheapprentice ☆ (sorry but I prefer to post my face on my main because reasons ;v;) Mun’s face! And today I’m wearing a shirt that’s of the same colour as my hair hahahah Thanks to my PC for the creepy cold light that make me look even more pale than usual.  (I prefer to take pics in cosplay tbh) Tagging @cyborgpunkmonk @harleyasks and @xxashes-rebornxx ♡

[goingmerryfics]

hi hi hello its me again :D another request if that's alright! could you do a chubby s/o with Kid and Killer? thank you for all your beautiful writing I enjoy it a lot!

Chubby S/O w/ Kid & Killer 

Content: Gender neutral reader, very light nsfw elements

Notes* Welcome back :P glad to have you! I was trying to be really careful with the wording on this because for some it can be a sensitive subject. Heed the contents anyway.

Kid

Pinches your cheeks ALL THE TIME

Which ones? You decide

But for real, this guy grabs your ass all the time

He doesn't care that you're bigger, but he speaks so bluntly that he will probably say something insensitive. He doesn't mean it at all though- it would be some offhand comment that was worded wrong and later confuses him as to why you're upset

He won't apologize- it's Kid, him apologizing is unheard of -but he will do something special to try and make it up to you, like make you a small gift

He would let you use his clothes. He's a tall guy who's built bigger too, so if they fit you well enough then he'd like to see you in them

If you wanted to lose weight, he would be the best workout partner. He'll yell at you the whole time, but in a motivational way!

“Don't pussy out! Keep going! One more push-up!”

‘One more’ was 15 minutes ago

He pushes you to your limits in a way that somehow helps you two develop a bond with each other 

Gives you shit if you skip leg day

If that's not your priority, he would probably suggest it once, call you weak for passing, then never bring it up again 

Won't admit that he loves cuddling with you. You're extra soft, so he likes to lie his head on your chest or stomach

Killer

He loves you exactly the way you are.

Never insensitive towards you, and sticks up for you against any comments that people might make in ignorance, whether on his crew or not

He loves to hug you, hold your hands, and touch you in any sort of way so he can feel your warmth

He'll pick you up if you let him

If you wanted to lose weight he would make sure to start with your meals- making sure they're delicious, fresh as possible, and much healthier than the usual garbage that the crew eats for meals. He'd even eat the same thing with you so you don't feel left out

He'd also be a great workout partner, but he's on a completely different level than Kid. He'll encourage you less than scream at you, giving you praise and compliments the whole time

But if you weren't interested then that's ok too. He likes you no  matter what

Personal headcanon is that he prefers chubby partners

He's always trying to be hyper aware of the kinds of words he uses not because he feels the need to tip-toe around you, but because he'd feel awful if he hurt your feelings by accident. He'd throw himself off the ship if he made you frown even a little bit

He'd be so quick to come to your side if you were feeling insecure, happy to give you all sorts of kind words to make you feel better

#one piece #harleywritesop #hwop #eustass kid #harleyasks #eustass x reader #eustass captain kidd #eustasscaptainkid #one piece eustass #eustass kid x reader #kid x reader #kid one piece #one piece kid #killer op #op killer #massacre soldier killer #one piece killer #killer one piece #killer x reader

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

I love your take on Stevonnie, have a quick question though. Do you think your style or design compared with original Stevonnie is more Rocker? I get the vibes from the way Connie and Steven dress and I dig it!

Haha, I did definitely end up giving them that fishnet-sleeve shirt on purpose... I don’t know if it’s a fashion trend that will continue into future fusions, but perhaps! Perhaps...

#chekhov answers #harleyasks

[lanster]

farts

fart with reverb

#harleyasks #fart

[ask-winter-bucky]

☠ "Oh Shit! I'm sorry Jamie I freakin thought you weren't allergic!" Harley exclaimed , standing up hastily to dig through her cabinets "What good is that stupid serum when you can't have Nightshade Cocoa!?"

☠

Bucky sighed shakily as he leaned back, looking up at her with a worried expression. “My serum isn’t the good one… That’s Steve’s. Come on, Harley- You can’t go around poisoning people.” He leaned his head back, closing his eyes and trying to control his breathing.

#harleyasks