#hank is connors dad

[httpslvr]

oh my GOD can we please stop fighting abt hankcon n father/son shit cuz its always like the same two arguements

theyre canonly friends, best friends if u rlly wanna push it, so lets js have them be those two guy friends who know WAY too much abt each othet to b normal? maybe? please? ive read so many fics where theyre like that its so funny

#can we please js do that i cant handle all the fightings its my entire feed #dbh #detroit become human #connor dbh #hank anderson #hank dbh #should i tag either of them #yk what if this post causes more fighting i think the internet hates itself so yolo!! #hank is connors dad #hankcon #im being so fr rn #my entire feed rn is ppl fighting over father/son n hankcon so can we please js agree on smth omfg #this is coming from someone who likes the father/son relationship a lot more than hankcon #im not a hankcon hater #js not a hankcon shipper #its there it exists #not my cup of tea #but u do u #i js want my feed back to normal #damn i rlly js let every thougjt out in these tags oopsies

[detroitbecomefandom]

Connor: I’m a sensible, peaceful man.

Hank: Five minutes ago you threw a chair at Gavin.

Connor: That was a sensible, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to throw at him.

#connor rk800 #rk800 #hank anderson #lieutenant anderon #grumpy ol' dad lieutenant #dbh #detroit become human #incorrect dbh quotes #incorrect detroit become human quotes

[glass-noodle]

I'm unsure if it's a good scenario or not but it's something I've been thinking of kamski fucking with the water in Connor's tank could be using a different chlorine or salt level or something and it causes him to get allergic stuffy runny gills and red nose lots of sneezing but Connor tries to hide the symptoms from Hank

fever

#dbh #detroit being human #hankcon #lab merman au #connor #hank #dbh connor #detroit become human connor #dbh hank #detroit become human hank #dbh Cole #ft. the Dad method of measuring temperature #hank x connor #glass art #noodle art #honestly just an excuse to commiserate and draw Connor sick because. I am so tired of illness and injury rn lol #shout out to everyone who’s sick and/or feeling poorly rn I’m putting a cool and comforting palm on ur forehead

[kay-rk800]

How it feels to be the only one who doesn't ship hank-con

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #hank anderson #sorry but hank is like his dad to me #connor rk800 #No offense to my hank-con mutuals

[iwonderwh0]

Hank&Connor familial/romantic preference and whether it has something to do with your dad 👁️

So I've seen takes about how the way you see these two has some correlation with whether you had a dad growing up, and even though it's mostly just a joke I'm now genuinely curious to see some actual data to back/debunk this claim

so, if you're curious too, choose an option that best describes you and let's see

You....

🎣 - had a father(figure) growing up (irrelevant whether a good functional one or not really)

🫥 - didn't have a father(figure) growing up

(if you used to have one up to a certain point choose 🫥 if you don't remember him enough to miss, or if you do remember him enough to miss (or remember missing in the past) choose 🎣)

And

🏡 - you like father-son interpretation and dislike/are indifferent towards romantic one

💙 - you like romantic interpretation and dislike/are indifferent towards father-son one

✌️- you equally like both interpretations as two different parallel universes

🚫 - you dislike/indifferent towards both interpretations

If you find it interesting reblog for a bigger sample size

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #dbh hank #I hope it's not one of those posts that'll get me massblocked lol #I choose 🎣 for a «dad» symbol because it seemed like a better more neutral option compared to 👴

[hamartia-grander]

From my post

Can you tell that I love doing these making these brings me joy

#my neurodivergent ass is shimmying and giggling when I make these #dbh #incorrect dbh #dbh memes #dbh connor #dbh nines #dbh sixty #rk bros #Anderson fam #Dad Hank

[poorlydrawnandroids]

Every man (and android) for himself. 

More siblings content because idk that’s just the 2023 mood. My brother and I brought it in by drinking gross champagne and singing to the cats. Happy New Year!

#dbh connor #rk900 dbh #nines dbh #siblings #detroit become human #dbh #siblings memes #hank anderson #hank dbh #dad hank #i am keeping my promise on this series guys #it's coming along #there's also no greater motivation than procrastination #i have... so much homework #it's due in 3 hours #but i have a typing speed of 100+ wpm and a fear of failure that will make sure it's in on time #minor tw for dismembered limbs #tw mess #i wholeheartedly headcannon that deviants can be super messy #they just wanna chill #can't blame them for that #also someone asked me to draw sumo awhile back and i would like to point them in the direction of the mouse i drew #the answer is yes but please keep your expectations low #you know #like everything here #my style is so very inconsistent but let's all just vibe #also they're finally playing games together good for them #comic

[dirty-droid]

Fuck ageing Hank down in an Everyone's Human Au.

AGE! CONNOR! UP!

You don't even have to change the way he looks, Connor just gets carded at the bar and gets excited, "Really? Oh, goodness, of course, but just so you know, I'm 44, but thank you!" All the while Hank is rolling his eyes, knowing that he was getting judged for walking in with a 'hot young thing', and Connor doesn't give a about Hank's image because He's Still Got It

#This is my only headcanon #if Connor's a Dad to an older Cole or maybe even to Nines they always get mistaken for brothers and it tickles Connor pink #he's just That Mom you've all met her #a good reason to age Hank down is so Hank and Connor can meet young and have kids but that's IT #Hankcon #dean talks to himself

[v1nc4nt]

Dbh brainrot is real guys (pls don’t mind the messiness, I hadn’t even known what I’d wanted to draw before I even started, my bad 😔😔)

#dbh connor #dbh fanart #dbh rk800 #dbh #dbh hank #hank anderson #hank is cool dad #hank and connor #connor rk800 #connor detroit become human #doodles #pigeons

[shadowgale96]

Connor: I like dogs. What's your dog's name? Hank: What's it to you? Connor: That's an odd name.

#dad joke connor #sarcastic connor #dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #hank anderson #rk800 #rk800 connor #my post

[phcking-detective]

Tina: I'm so glad you finally stopped dating women

Gavin: oh so now you're being weird about my sexuality too??

Tina: NO it's about those stupid fucking jokes you always make! now that you're dating a man, we're finally marked safe from "gender? I hardly even know 'er!"

Gavin: ...

Nines: *enters the room*

Gavin: AUTISM? I barely even know 'im!!

#reed900 #gavin reed #tina chen #rk900 #you might think hank is so proud of that dad joke #but really he's twice as pissed as everyone else #that would have gotten him in SO GOOD with connor and now it's ruined #godDAMMIT reed

[detroitbecomefandom]

Connor: Lieutenant, I regret what happened earlier.

Hank: How did you get in here?

Connor: I'm not here to discuss your lack of home security. I'm here to apologize.

#connor rk800 #rk800 #the android sent by cyberlife #hank anderson #lieutenant anderson #grumpy ol' dad lieutenant #dbh #detroit become human #incorrect dbh quotes #incorrect detroit become human quotes

[unmotivatedartistry]

kinda thing i thought of

Even though in canon, most likely this wouldn't end up happening but what if Hank thought that originally, when (if) Connor deviated, that he'd hate him and etc etc because he, by technicality, was his owner and sorta wasn't all that nice in the beginning. Sure, he got better, but he wouldn't admit that to himself, and end up thinking Connor would leave him when he deviated.

Why? Because most deviants left their originally work areas and owners and seemed to resent them when Hank saw it in the cases he and Connor did. And, in this like, au, vision, headcanon, idea, whatever, Connor was pretty cold when he first met Hank which made Hank a little bit of an asshole towards him before Connor started to like.. grow into being alive lol. So, naturally, Hank assumes the minute Connor deviates and actually is alive and has choices that he'd hate Hank for being an asshole and abandon him, right? Correct.

And so he lives like this the entire rest of Connor's pre-deviation. (This like, thought process was especially significant after the Bridge scene.) This like, trying not to get attached to Connor even though he kept seeing him like Cole because he knew he'd leave him ("knew"). He didn't want to feel like he lost a friend, a son, Cole again.

When he saw Sixty come, he knew it wasn't Connor. He knew Connor deviated. He thought Connor had left him. It took all he had not to just fucking re-experience the grief of losing someone again.

Even though they weren't that close, it was just something between the two. (found family go brrrr) Something that made them feel close, like family almost.

Seeing Connor in the Cyberlife Tower felt like a relief. But seeing how he tried so desperately to defend Hank, it shattered his entire world-view. He spent a good portion of knowing Connor thinking he'd leave him after becoming an actual person, but now he was faced with a completely different option. Maybe Connor did care about him?

He'd never admit that he probably cried afterwards. Probably happy to see Connor again and have that one shred of hope. Of course he acted normal (ish) in the tower, had to. Couldn't let Connor know this revelation was happening now.

Seeing Connor after the whole revolution, that fucking hug fucking broke him. Because he thought he'd never see Connor again. He thought Connor woulda hated him afterwards. Turns out, he didn't. Turns out, the dude actually likes him. Wow. Hank never thought that was possible. Especially after how much he hated androids.

Even after Connor was clearly a deviant, even after Connor clearly expressed how he wanted to stay friends with Hank after the revolution, Hank couldn't seem to accept it. He banged into his head that Connor would've left him and now? What else was he supposed to do?

But god DAMN did Connor freak out when he found out. Y'know, imagine finding out that someone who you care about so much and see as a father figure thought you'd leave them.

And Connor managed to work it out with Hank. Probably. Because you don't want to ruin your amazing relationship with your dad basically because of preconceived ideas that can be resolved.

Also might make a comic with this later. Just to overload myself even more with work!

#i come up with these in the shower and then type them out at like 10pm-12am so im sorry if this is mildly inconsistent #also me projecting hard onto characters i like go brrrrrr #connor rk800 #connor dbh #dbh connor #hank anderson #hank dbh #dbh hank #hank and connor #hank and connor father and son dynamic #first time i projected onto hank lol. usually its connor #poor dudes lol #i feel like connor would be heartbroken thinking the dude he thought of as a dad thought he woulda left him #i think he'd be upset because he didnt like the thought that he almost made hank go through the grief cole put him through again #dude mustve felt guilty until he resolved the entire thing #which he did #10/10 therapist - hank #10/10 son too - hank again #will i make a comic of this? maybe #is that a bad idea? yes #will i do it anyways? abso fucking lutely #my creativity peaks at night and causes me to make very inconsistent ideas that sound better in my head #and look better #i can never execute any of my ideas properly lmao #rip me #anyways #goodnight yall hope you like this shit haha #long post #simon says

[mooseonahunt]

Y'know I'm actually so curious about the decision making process of some people. Genuinely want to know how someone can look at a situation, see key details, take in that information, and then make an incredibly questionable decision based around what they learned.

And yeah this is about people in my Instagram DM's sending me links to hankcon fics (granted it's only happened 3 times but that's 3 times too many for my small account). I'd like to study these people. I understand that I've never outright said "I don't like HankCon," but I have mentioned being a big fan of Dad Hank so often that I didn't think I had to say it??

It's in my bio both here and on insta, and my banner here is also my pinned post on there. So it's really strange to me that people would reach out with fics containing the one ship I thought was the most obvious that I am not interested in.

Not mad. Just annoyed. But also so curious about these people. I'm not reaching out to them with Dad Hank fics or forcing Dad Hank onto them. It's literally their decision to follow me knowing what kind of content I post-- just like it's my decision to not interact with people who are fans of HankCon or anything else I don't enjoy. It's so strange to me.

#literally what part of me gushing about familial relationships makes you think i'd ever want to read a fic #where they're romantically/sexually involved?? #thank you to everyone who isn't doing this #that's very mature and i appreciate it #although it makes me wonder why any hankcon shipper would want to follow me since i talk about #dad hank and rkbros so much it's all that's on my mind these days #very curious indeed #dbh #detroit become human #dbh hank anderson #dbh hank #dbh connor #moose posting

[hamartia-grander]

And more detroit become human characters as textposts! bc I can’t quit

#ft. some stuff between me and friends <333 #dbh #Dbh characters as textposts #dbh markus #dbh connor #simarkus #dbh simon #dbh north #dbh hank #Dad hank #dbh kamski #dbh gavin #Elijah Kamski #Love the idea of North chastising Markus and Simon for being gay together like she's the school principal and they're misbehaving buggers #I also 100% believe Gavin has smoked weed at LEAST once

[catgoblins-blog]

Dad Hank taking a photo of his 2 android sons he never asked for but somehow has officially adopted. And he wouldn’t change it for the world :)

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #dbh nines #hank anderson #dad Hank Anderson #dad hank #Connor and nines being brothers #reed900 #fanart #dbh fanart #connor and hank #connor anderson #nines Anderson #connor rk800 #nines rk900