#hammers

[zerosuitsammi3]

Tumblr will allow 1000 porn blogs showing cis women porn stars getting railed. Tumblr will allow porn blogs to steal content from trans women and pretend to be that trans woman. Neither of which will have proper tags or labels, but God forbid a trans woman voice her opinion on tumblr, or she'll be fully wiped and permabanned with no recourse without even coming close to violating ToS.

#hammers #car explosion

[austim]

Cars, Explosions, & Hammers Stimboard for @photomatt (unrequested)

🚗 💥 🔨 | 🚗 💥 🔨 | 🚗 💥 🔨

DISCLAIMER: This post is intended to be a joke (noun; something said or done to provoke laughter) and is NOT a death threat directed to anyone at all, including any Tumblr staff.

#stim #stimmy #stimboard #my stimboards #cars #explosions #fire #hammers #aggressive stim #sledge hammer #glass #glass breaking #key #hands #joke stimboard #photomatt #misgender

[thatsbelievable]

#Here is Some Free Advice From King Neptune #advice #life hacks #helpful hints #tips #tricks #hammer #hammers #crab

[theoretically-questionable]

PSA - Things You Cannot Say On Tumblr

Hi, I'm a tumblr user. Did you know that it's illegal to say "i hope photomatt dies forever" on tumblr?

It's illegal! It's a TOS violation. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say.

It was ok for me to say it right then, because I'm not actually saying it, I'm just letting you know it's illegal to say. Kind of like a public service. I'm letting you know, so that you don't accidentally go out and say something like that.

But what's interesting is that while it's very illegal to say "I hope photomatt dies forever a painful death" (that's illegal, extremely illegal, very very illegal), it's not illegal to say "involving a car covered in hammers that explodes" - because that's it's own sentence!

It's an incomplete sentence, sure, but it may have nothing to do with any previous sentence before it. So, that's perfectly fine. Perfectly fine.

However, I also found out that it's incredibly illegal to go on tumblr and directly criticise photomatt for tumbling ass-first into an overtly transmisogynistic mass-reporting harassment incident and deciding to side with the harassers. INSANELY ILLEGAL! Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal!

It is yet more illegal to post a series of images involving cars and hammers:

ILLEGAL! They will come to your blog in the middle of the night an ban you for life. Extremely against the law.

Uh, one thing that is still technically legal to do is post a string of emojis related to cars, hammers, and explosions in the tags of your post.

Yes, this is an extended bit based on the WKUK 'I want to kill the president" sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_kUaYFJA

#predstrogen #avewy #cars #hammers #explosion #photomatt #the most overt parody i could possibly post #tumblr drama

[ankle-beez]

anyway transfems are awesome! shoutout to transfems they're amazing people. i sure do love transfems, especially the ones on this website. sure would be a shame if, let's say, the stupid piece of shit tumblr ceo got his car exploded with hammers with him in it because he engaged in targeted banning of these lovely transfem users due to his baffling transphobia. that would really suck!

#angel.post #trans #transgender #matt #transmisogyny #hammers #car explosion #predstrogen #matt mullenwaugh #matt mullenweg #photomatt

[shiftythrifting]

Okay, how strong was the person that was using this, and WHAT were they using it for?

#submission #thrifting #shiftythrifting #hammers #lmao #tools

[pencilbrony]

Four hammer style

#not pony #concept #fantasy #design #hammers

[sillypuppyslut]

2021->2024

May many hammers be upon you matt

#transfem #transgirl #transgender #trans #mtf hrt #mtf girl #hammers

[appri-dot]

Medic(🐇@codeopathy) Spade(♠️@mochitheglitch ) Rookie(♟️@personalizationai) Inspector(🔍@ballcrusher74)

excuse my infection among us ass au art

#not my ocs #cleanup crew #tw blood #I JUST REALIZED I @ CODE TWICE ACK ACK ACK #hammers #HAMMERS

[honeydewcorporation]

Might as well do a Honeydew transition timeline! In reverse order, of course, in case you don't want to see me with a beard~

Starting off at ~2y HRT (By this point I'm the angel we all know and love, clad in multiple layers so that staff doesn't hit me with an orbital strike.)

Below is the rest of my timeline! If you like me as I am, don't bother looking~ It's a part of my life I'm glad is over, but for the sake of solidarity, you're welcome to look!

1.5y HRT (Figured out I needed like... 5 beautiful wives by this point. Super happy with myself, look at that hair~)

1y HRT (Didn't know I needed a bra yet, but I DID figure out not to brush my hair. Doing a photo shoot for my beautiful wife at the time)

3m HRT (I'd figured it out 9 Months ago and had gone coat shopping with my mom)

3m before HRT ("Maybe I'll try being a girl for halloween, surely there's no deeper meaning to this choice)

And then like 1 year before HRT (She has no idea... Pretty eyelashes though)

#honeydew corporation #my face #curly hair #transgender #trans rights #transition timeline #hammers #Women in Evil STEM #(playwriting) #I am SO happy with my body omg #World's prettiest angelbot #trans joy #I'm happy that I'm smiling in so many of these!! It's so so good to be in the right shape of body!

[sammiehopps]

Matt fire explosion car hammers. a lot of hammers

#i mean it. #hammers #trans #mtf trans #mtf #transgender #transgirl #climate change #oc #mtf nsft #sammiehopps

[tdashgayass]

Although I don't know the entirety of the predstrogen situation, I do know that she is trans and she was nuked off this site for saying one bad thing. That is unforgivable.

As a cis man I stand with prestrogen. The actions taken against her are appalling for a site of this caliber. The LGBTQIA+ community has such a massive presence on this site yet when one trans person steps out of line they're done? Unbelievable.

I joined Tumblr and loved it because I truly felt like I connected with this community and felt safe being in it, and a trans person getting banned for a small infraction definitely makes me feel less safe. I don't know if there's anything we can do to fix this injustice other than sharing our voices. Bring back predstrogen.

#predstrogen #bring back predstrogen #justice for predstrogen #hammer #hammers #hammers with cars and explosions and stuff #trans rights #trans #transgender

[jess-or-whatever]

i came back to bully the most pathetic nerd ever, the ceo of tumblr

#photomatt #hammers #cars #explosions #🔨🚗 💥 #predstrogen #lgbtq #trans #matt mullenweg #matt mullenweg is a piece of shit

[error404-notfoundd]

John Egbert

#in honor of homestuck day #homestuck #413 #homestuck 413 #happy birthday homestuck #john egbert #hammers #warhammer of zillyhoo

[misforgotten2]

"With dreams of sugar plumbs caving in their heads."

Popular Science - October 1953

#1953 #tools #hammers #vintage ad #advertising #advertisement #Christmas gifts #Christmas ad #Vintage Christmas #Christmas #Xmas ad #xmas #1950s #1950s ad #1950's #1950's ad #funny #humor #humour

[i-told-no-one]

🖕

love to all trans women ❤️

#Would it be kind of funny if the car hammer explosion situation with the ceo ended up ending tumblr #Where will we go #hammers #car explosion hammers #Ceo #trans rights