#haha deez nutz

[viktors-filipina-girlfriend]

Imagine making your f/o fall for a 'deez nutz' joke.

Imagine the power you now hold and feel.

(or maybe they make you fall for the joke idk!!)

#deez nuts #deez nutz #f/o community #f/o imagines #selfship #self shipper #self ship #self ship imagine #f/o imagine #haha #i love my f/o #selfship imagines #self shipping #yippee #haha deez nutz #stun seed #stun seed backwardz

[hajihiko]

I can imagine Kazuichi having a serious problem. That problem is not being able to contain ur mom jokes. And especially not deez nutz ones. It's an addiction and he loves it

Kazuichi: haha ur mom

Sonia: *in tears* I sold off my mom to a serial killer you jerk

#Kaz: deez nuts #Akane: I thought you didnt have those?? #Not an art #Talky talky Tuesday

[anotheronedsaf]

haha suck on deez nutz lmaooo

#aodsaf #dsaf

[max1461]

them: "what's in your pants becase,, of gender ,in the wordview that'd we have!"

me:

penis

vigina

peanos

"vignina"

boobs

butts

thighs

breasts

"nipples"

bicep muscle

chest muscle

beard

vagina hairs

PENIS AND BALL HAIRS

ball

uterine system

male and female brain

mathematical "ability" and motherly "ability"

there's a computer chip also

purity of the machine

raw steel

doped silicon

TRANSistors haha

one trillion trillion teraflops

self improving ai

DEEZ NUTZ basilisk haha

"terminator"

haha

#shitpostposting

[lichtsstar]

You know, while I think I'll always have a small soft spot for Fafner for getting me into Mecha anime, I also think that we add a society don't need it anymore. If we want gay Mecha girls, we have Gundam: Witch from Mercury! We have SuleMio! CanMay was nice and all, but their time is over; we have better pairings now! And if Bandai-Namco thinks that they're up to interpretation, then I welcome them to interpret DEEZ NUTZ!

FBFJDJDJDJDNDXNDS I didn't particularly go to fafner for gay BUT.

Yes Sulemio is very cute and also married! I should really finish my wips of them haha

#asks lichtsstar

[staarshines]

please write something where poe and kylo are fighting for some reason and poe is like "haha deez" and kylo is like "what?" and poe is like "...deez NUTZ!" and then kylo kills him im begging you please to write this

im reading through my asks rn bc i cant answer them all from when i was gone but this one. i had to answer this one.

i am wheezing on my bunk bed in a rorbuer in norway. what is going on i am going to actually start crying is this real

#im literally losing my shit #im WHEEZING. you gotta pay for my medical bill bruh #we have decoded the intel [asks] #doja cat type beat [brittany's tag]

[nerves-nebula]

me listening to an audio book and the person reading says they’re part of SAG-AFTRA: haha sag aftra deez nutz

#nnstuff #dummb udmb i have dumb brain disease

[vinctism]

the puppet? you mean dee? deez nutz HAHA

im sorry (not really)

[turtl3swimmingintheriver]

guess what came in the mail today

deez nutz haha

[seekerscreaming]

        ANONYMOUS  SENT :   HAHA  YOU  SAID  YOU  WANT  BOFA  DEEZ  NUTZ!!  GOT  EM  BOIS

  UNPROMPTED.   ALWAYS  ACCEPTING.

          “ ...aren’t  nuts  a  human  fuel  source?  Why  would  you  give  me  those,  that’s  completely  unhelpful. ”

#❰❰ answered. ╳ 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. ❱❱ #❰❰ dash commentary allowed. ╳ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃. ❱❱

[amakumos]

Not feeling very Good today and i Genuinely hate the last two chapters of shoot so i will go rewrite them sigh i am So out of it today. i cant post the last chapter today Unless i speedwrite the written part Sorry everyone☹️☹️ i am also. removing mentions of jina in the next part because i originally wanted for there to be. More drama but i am just going to let rikiyn have their happy little ending okay :,)

#yun talks #i am ok tho !!!! promise just feeling a little down today #not in my Funny lol haha deez nutz mood today maybe i slept too late last night

[drawsahaly]

Sasha: "Oh hey Anne what are you doing?"

Anne: "Your mom haha."

Anne: "Sorry autocorrect"

Marcy: "Anne this is a verbal conversation."

Anne: "Yeah conversati-on deez nutz"

Sasha: "Anne."

Anne: "bites lip."

Sasha: "Stop."

#amphibia #anne amphibia #marcy amphibia #sasha amphibia #amphibia incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sashanne #marcanne #sasharcy #sashannarcy #deez nutz #help i have a your momma infection in my mouth #anne boonchuy #marcy wu #sasha waybright

[traumxrei-archive]

oh b o y im back haha

anyway the tweels… i completely didn’t notice how they do the same pose they’re so adorable wth (azuls adorable too, i just 🥺) octatrio has such a massive death grip on me i just (bangs fists on table) THEM 😭💖

(one day i’ll get the confidence to draw them with my oc. one day) ((why is there no yellow color text color option????))

also im sorry but… jade.. who taught the deez nutz thing?? was it floyd? cause i cant think of who else you probably got that from.

((also im at 70/100 on floyd rn. i might be doing some pulls tonight so i’ll let you know if i do))

-🍓

((also btw im a separate person from the anon who said they had multiple anons here.))

(tweels being adorable post !)

HELLO STRAWBERRY ANON !! good to hear from youuu

honestly ? i only noticed that they did the same pose bc i used floyd's beans card along with jade's lab card in the recent omni exam- i saw them groovy'd side by side and i was like :000 !!! they match !!!! (the amount of time i spent staring at them and their cheekies,,,,,i just love they sm sm (and the azul anon you oh so wonderfully manifested for me has APPEARED !! i hate u for that /s)

omg i'll be waiting for whenever you'd wanna share your oc with the class !! i wonder what kind of person they are woooo

sjkdfjsdfk jade memelord of the year honestly. he'd be so unironically into deez nuts and yo mama jokes once he learns of them,,,,and that's a personal hc that me n my friend share n meme abt together

good luck on the floyd !! i hope that it goes well n feel free to update me >:DD i hope he can be home safely to you without the use of violence jsdkfjskf

#/trau replies #/🍓 anon #also glad to know you're not the multiple anons dude sjdfkjf #not that it's a bad thing #if you'd like to be multiple anons on here i'm fine with that #it's just interesting to know jskfdjfk

[sunflower1experiment]

Kevin: *ties up his hair*

Emma: *senses the funny* oh snap

Kevin @ Edgar: IM NOT GON TELL YOU AGAIN! TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!

Emma: *WHEEZE*

—

Mary: hurry up so I can take you to grandma’s house

Robbie: but what I’m about to eat?

Anne: GO GET A CAPRISUN AND ROMAN NOODLES AND LETS GO

—

Luca: hey Anne guess what?

Anna: what?

Luca: guess what?

Anna: *stops reading her book* what?

Luca: DEEZ NUTZ HAHA-

Anne: *grabs him* make me stop reading my book for something stupid like that again!

—

Teacher: class if you could take one thing from a fire what would it be?

Mike: my Spider-Man

Vera: my barbies

Orpheus: THE FIRE! YOU DUMB TWATS

—

William: *spots Naib*…. *hears his jam* ohhh *dances to it*

Naib: Will- WILL

William: OH SNAP *helps him*

—

Mary: *having a meeting with the other hunters*

Antonio, Anne and Phillip:

Jack: Better make room *slides over with his S tier*

All of them in their regular outfits:……?

Jack: ah, a little overdressed *moonwalks away*

—

Jack: *stalks Emily and Anne*

Anne: don’t look now but I think Jack is watchin us

Emily: oh where?

Jack: WOMAN SHE SAID DONT LOOK!

Anne: just carry her just because

Jack: *strolls over* lemme just grab her real quick

—

Vera: *walks by*

Norton: DAYUNG OH MY GA!!!

Kevin havin a whole crush on Vera but Norton flexing: *slowly reaches for his his knife*

Emily: *slowly pushes it back down*…..

—

Jose: *escapes from the bank* GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!

Mike: you got that gas money?

Jose: THE ALARM WENT OFF I GOT NOTHIN!

Mike: I’m taking yo ass to jail

Jose: MIKEAL!!!

—

Emily, Aesop and Vera: *dancing together*

Kevin: YAAAAHHH THOSE ARE MY STARS

The Suckas who’re dating them: Kevin sit your hype man self down

Jose and Demi: DONT TALK TO OUR MAN LIKE THAT

—

Aesop: hey y’all I killed somebody

Eli and Andrew: *laughing* you’re to sweet-

The police taking this smirking chump away:……

*I mean it plays in the background*

Andrew: Victor turn the dang on song off

—

Kevin: *getting ready to lasso Helenafrom the chair* I Gotcha babe-

Jose: *gets in the way*

Kevin: AY MAN WHATCHU DOIN!?

—

Joseph: *walks in*

William: WE AINT SINGIN JACK-

Joseph: *aims his sword at their loved ones*

Kevin, Edgar, Naib and Servais: *start singing a whole verse*

—

Kevin: Man it’s such a nice day out

Edgar: it’d be better if someone died

Kevin:….. *smacks him*

Patrica: *angry at Kevin* so you got sent to your room for slapping Edgar

Kevin: IT WAS WARRANTED!

Patrica: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HANGOUT WITH U!?

#incorrect idv quotes #identityv #identity v survivor #identityv characters #identity v hunter

[pathologising]

phd in . deez nutz haha

#wywayeah

[styxomatic]

DEEZ NUTZ HAHA GOTEEM

😔

#reply #rawrateater #husband tag