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Episode 47: The One where JGY Gets Kinky with WWX and NO ONE Likes It

so our boys are still wandering around yunping and wwx is trying his hand at being matchmaker

he starts asking lwj if there's any female cultivators that *insert list of traits here*

they're still walking ahead of wn, who looks distracted by smth idk what

lwj: what for?

he asks as soon as wwx finishes listing off traits

It’s off-screen tho so we don't get to see his expression

But this is lwj we’re talking about and we all know how he gets when wwx so much as implies interest in other people

wwx: it's not for me!!

LOL WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO RUSH IN AND EXPLAIN THAT??

IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S EVEN NOTICED LWJ’S JEALOUS STREAK

WHY WAS IT SO IMPORTANT FOR HIM TO KNOW IT WASN’T FOR YOU, WWX?? HMM??

and then he goes on to say how wn is all grown up now and probs can't spend the rest of his life third-wheeling them

wwx looks back and sees wn surrounded by children while lwj is still facing the other way

and i only mention this bc once wwx sees wn with the kids, wwx reaches over and PHYSICALLY TURNS lwj around by gently grabbing him by the shoulders

wwx: following me like this, is not an appropriate life for him. According to the bro code, i def need to find him a partner

this is actually so sweet tho, wwx doesn’t want his buddy to be lonely!!

wwx: hanguang jun, what do you think?

lwj: *nod*

wwx: at least, he needs to make some friends

AND THEN HE GETS A SMILE ON HIS FACE AND LOOKS AT LWJ

wwx: lan zhan, i think sizhui is a perfect candidate

OMGGGGGG

I AM LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD RN

AS SOON AS WWX SAYS THAT LWJ LOOKS DOWN AND SO VERY AWKWARDLY TWITCHES TO THE SIDE AND KEEPS WALKING

I'M D Y I N G LOLOLOLOL

HE'S LIKE SHIT FUCK HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW, DAMN IT, I DIDN'T TELL HIM YET, I MUST LEAVE RIGHT NOW

wwx doesn't dwell on lwj's abrupt departure bc when ISN'T lwj abrupt, right?

After wwx rescues wn from the children, he tells him to go wait at the inn while he and lwj continue to investigate.

wn goes all Sad Puppy about it.

but wwx doesn't see it bc he's already running towards lwj "lan zhan, wait for me!"

Small interruption to say that i really really enjoy watching our boys walk side by side?

we're constantly getting shots of their backs as they walk next to each other and even if they weren't EPIC SOULMATES, it’s still like, aesthetically pleasing.

Oh look, they found out that jgy's deed was to a Temple of Doom

or okay, a standard religious temple but considering what goes down in there eventually, i think Temple of Doom is a pretty accurate name for it

lwj mentions he senses a magic circle hidden in the temple and they proceed to talk plot stuff

but i'm just so distracted by their pretty faces

mostly wwx's, but lwj also has a pretty face

blah blah plot blah

it's decided they need to come back at night when it'll presumably be empty

now wwx is politely questioning a monk

wwx: Asks Clever Plot Related Questions

me: *dreamy sigh* so pretty wwx, so pretty

ooooh, wwx's Clever Plot Related Questions reveal that the monk is a FRAUD.

idc about it or why he's a fraud but i just wanted to demonstrate HOW SMART MY SUNSHINE BOY IS. he’s got beauty AND brains!!!

cut to next scene and IT'S NIGHT TIME

wwx, lwj, and wn are approaching the Temple of Doom

lwj stops wwx from getting any closer to the doors with an outstretched arm

then lwj gets closer to the doors and kind of just...lobs a bit of his blue spiritual energy at the door

turns out it's warded! no getting in that way

so wwx says they'll get in through the courtyard or smth and tells wn to stand guard

LOLOL LOVE THIS LINE:

wwx: i am half a wreck but we still have hanguang jun~

WWX HAS SO MUCH FAITH IN HIS SOULMATE

we get some alone time with wn who notices some ominous black clouds rolling in so he takes off to investigate

MY BRATTY SON!! MY BRATTY SON IS HERE!! FOLLOWING HIS DOGGY

And that dumb dog is leading my precious brat of a son straight to the Temple of Doom!!

GO BACK TO BED, BRATTY SON, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE HERE

now we cut to our boys spying over the wall and they see a whole bunch of random dudes with bows/arrows

and now we hear barking! AHH!!! THAT STUPID DOG IS PUTTING MY BRATTY SON IN DANGER

jl knocks the door AND BEHIND THE DOOR ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES AIMING THEIR ARROWS AT HIM

HOW DARE THEY

DON'T YOU TOUCH A HAIR ON MY BRATTY SON'S HEAD, I WILL KILL YOU DEAD

wwx is thinking to himself: why is jl here? why didn't wn stop him? naughty kid, leave quickly with the dog!!

BUT JL DOESN'T LEAVE WITH FAIRY

INSTEAD JL DOES WHAT HIS UNCLE WWX DID AND CLIMBS UP THE WALL TO PEEK OVER

we get a close up shot of wwx's eyes here and i'm mentioning this for two reasons

1) wwx has beautiful brown eyes and everyone should take a moment to be grateful for this close up of them

but, more importantly

2) WE ALSO GET A GLIMPSE OF HIS EAR IN THIS SHOT AND HIS EAR HAS FRECKLES AND IT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER. FRECKLY WWX!!! WWX WITH FRECKLES!!! I'M SO HAPPY

okay back to the show i guess

jl manages to pull himself up BUT OH NO, THEY'VE GOT AN ARROW AIMED AT HIM

WWX SEES THIS AND HIS EYES GO WIDE WITH FEAR BC THAT'S HIS DARLING LITTLE NEPHEW THEY'RE PLANNING TO SHOOT

we see wwx gripping his bamboo flute

and in the next second the bad guys loose their arrows at my bratty son!! HOW DARE THEY

wwx thinks fast and flings his flute at the incoming arrows and one of the arrows oh so conveniently splits the flute so it's unusable now

wwx: jin ling, run!!

WWX GAVE AWAY HIS POSITION TO SAVE HIS NEPHEW, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

now our boys are getting shot at and it's super stressful

but wwx and lwj leap off the roof (wwx does a fancy flip bc ofc he does) and wwx starts flinging talismans everywhere like nbd

they're smoke bomb talismans apparently

NOOOOOO I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT SCENE WAS COMING UP HERE I'M NOT READY FOR IT

so smoke bombs right, and we see somebody walking calmly through it

our boys land on the ground and get ready to start fighting

BUT SUDDENLY WE SEE A FLASH OF GOLD THREAD

WWX FLINCHES BACK TO AVOID IT BUT ALL IT DID WAS MAKE IT EASIER FOR FUCKING JGY TO WRAP IT AROUND WWX'S (BEAUTIFUL) EXPOSED VULNERABLE NECK!!!

IT'S A GARROTE AND MY SUNSHINE BOY IS CAUGHT IN IT

JGY HAS THIS DARK EVIL LOOK ON HIS FACE AND HE'S HOLDING WWX HOSTAGE!!!!

I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT EVIL SMIRK RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE JGY

LET GO OF MY SUNSHINE BOY, YOU BASTARD

lwj has his bichen drawn and pointed directly at jgy but he hasn't made a move yet bc wwx is being used as a human shield!!

jgy: i advise master wei not to whistle. it doesn't matter if the flute is broken. but if a finger or tongue is lost, that would be tragic

he says it with a fake, condescending concerned expression

I HATE HIM SO MUCH, I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS

wwx gives a little huff and says sarcastically: you have a good point

eeww, we hear the garrote creak as jgy starts walking backwards

and wwx has no choice but to follow BC HE'S GOT A GARROTE AROUND HIS NECK

lwj keeps pace with them, sword still pointed at jgy BC HELL NO HE'S NOT GONNA LET HIM TAKE MY, I MEAN, HIS WEI YING AWAY

oh, side note, we get a nice peek at some decorative etchings along bichen’s blade, kinda like suibian’s red line, except they’re pale silvery blue

Have they been there the whole time?? HOW DID I NOT NOTICE??

I blame wwx’s beautiful face for distracting me at every turn

Anyway, the etchings are pretty, whatever they are

Jgy is like don’t even THINK of trying anything hanguang jun!!

the garrote creaks bc FUCKING JGY TIGHTENS ENOUGH TO CUT INTO THE TENDER SKIN IN WWX'S NECK AND MAKES HIM BLEED!!

at that, lwj stiffly lowers bichen and he immediately gets surrounded by jgy's henchmen

the expression on lwj's face!! this is him scowling up a storm

since this is lwj's face we're talking about tho, there's only the slightest downward pull at the corner of his mouth.

his eyes, on the other hand, his eyes are glowering fiercely

wwx tells lxc not to feel so bad about being tricked bc after all jgy is the best at what he does

now wwx and jgy are doing that thing i love, you know the trope?

when the good guy and the bad guy speak to each other lightly, casually

As if no one is actually poised to get murdered or anything

with an implicit acknowledgement of each others' immense skill

And they exchange notes as to how the good guy discovered the bad guy’s nefarious plot and the bad guy taking it as constructive criticism for future evil endeavors

Good stuff, good stuff

as they do this, jgy keeps his eyes pinned to lwj, who is the only real threat to him right now

wwx: since we’re completely at your mercy how’s about you tell me what kind of treasure is in the Temple of Doom?

jgy: the price to satisfy your curiosity is high. are you sure you want to try, master wei?

he says all falsely regretful

look i hate jgy with every fiber of my being, but i do appreciate this sort of banter

unfortunately it gets interrupted by some henchmen dragging in my bratty son!!!

jgy gives jl a sweet benign smile, with dimples and all

which kind of cracks me up tbh, bc it does not mesh with the fact that he's got wwx by the neck here

jl: uncle jgy!

jgy: 'sup a-ling?

wwx: what's wrong with you, kid? why'd you come here at night??

JL: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

OH GOD, THAT'S HILARIOUS.

IT REALLY JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A KID HE STILL IS (BC HELLO, HE'S LIKE 12 I MEAN 16)

that was totally just a reflexive indignant response to wwx's tone, i love it

bc it's not like his one uncle is threatening to murder his other uncle or anything important lololol

and for all the dog lovers out there, to really hammer in how evil jgy is, jgy orders his henchmen to go murder fairy

my bratty son is very upset by this

lxc comes in here and is like, hey, jl is just a kid!! and also your nephew!!!

and jgy is all like, ofc i know he's a kid and my nephew! what do you think i'd do?? kill him???

well, i mean, you did murder your own infant son

i can't imagine killing your teenage nephew is that big of a leap for you, jgy

and then he goes right on to say that hey nephew, if you run or scream, probably something awful will happen to you so maybe don't do that

MY POOR BRATTY SON

oh now we cut to the inside of the temple and people are digging into the floor

wwx is wondering what the heck jgy is looking for

then he looks at lwj and with just a twitch of his eyebrows indicates that OMG JGY IS DISTRACTED AND THERE'S AN OPENING FOR AN ATTACK, GO FOR IT LWJ

or at least i'm assuming that's what that eyebrow twitch meant bc lwj catches it and leaps into action

he raises bichen and dives towards jgy aiming to cut his head clean off, it looks like

but jgy sees it coming in the last second and jerks wwx in front of him.

bichen stops just barely an inch or two away from wwx's bleeding neck

wwx closes his eyes in disappointment bc they had been so close!

and now he just looks so upset bc he thinks he’s ruined their chances by letting jgy use him as a shield

jgy: hanguang jun, put bichen down now. do you really want to kill master wei?

THAT’S LOW FUCKING BLOW, JGY

HE KNOWS IT TOO

HE KNOWS LWJ FEELS GUILTY ABOUT WWX’S DEATH, THAT BASTARD

and omg wwx's face his eyes are red and teary, wide open and pinned to lwj as we all watch lwj obediently lower bichen

wwx: lan zhan, don't listen to him!

my sunshine boy's brow is all furrowed and he sounds desperate here

wwx: i have never blamed you! lan zhan, you go first to find reinforcements!

HE'S PRACTICALLY BEGGING HIM HERE

BC DEEP DOWN HE KNOWS THAT LWJ IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE

LWJ IS TOO GOOD OF A PERSON TO LEAVE SOMEONE IN DANGER

BUT WWX HAS NEVER FELT WORTHY OF THAT SORT OF SACRIFICE

HE’S ALWAYS BEEN WILLING TO DIE FOR OTHERS, SO HE’S TRYING TO CONVINCE LWJ TO LEAVE

BC WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS TAKING JGY DOWN NOT SAVING HIS OWN LIFE

Lwj looks him straight in the eye and shakes his head no for everyone to see

bc nothing will tear him away from wei ying, not again, not when he finally got him back after 16 long long years.

I AM IN PAIN

THE ANGUISH IN BOTH OF THEIR FACES IS KILLING ME

jgy: great! Next, please sheathe bichen

there's a slight twist to lwj's mouth as he sheathes bichen angrily

but he did it with no hesitation

the sound fx team really made the shing-clack sound of it very prominent here

i'm assuming to emphasize how lwj is briskly and willingly de-fanging himself in order to keep wwx alive

wwx: LAN ZHAN NO!

wwx pants a couple of times (bc lwj is putting himself in danger!!) and his beautiful beautiful face twists into a snarl

wwx: jgy, don't go too far.

jgy: is it too far for you already? next i even want hanguang jun to seal his own spiritual power by himself. what would you call that?

wwx's eyes widen like, no, no don't

and we get a shot of lwj who is the picture of grim resignation

he knows that as long as jgy has that garrote around wwx's neck, he will do anything he asks of him, anything at all

wwx protests but jgy just tightens the garrote

lwj sees that happening and immediately locks down his spiritual energy

(side note to say that i really like the sound effects and the motions they choreographed for the "locking of energy" thing here. It’s really cool)

wwx: lan zhan…

WWX'S EYES ARE BRIMMING WITH TEARS AND HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S HOLDING BACK SOBS

lwj presses his lips into a firm line in response

THIS ALL IS GIVING ME ANXIETY AND KEEPING ME ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

WHICH IS STUPID BC I ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

BUT HERE I AM, FREAKING OUT ANYWAY

oh and now there's a convenient thunderstorm TO SET THE MOOD I GUESS??

jgy is like, hey guys let's move this inside so we don't get rained out. no worries, if you do what i say i totally won't maim and/or kill you

cut to inside the temple

creepy breeze? Check

eerie candle lighting? Check

highly contrasted cool colors vs warm colors? Check

jgy also likes his classic villain tropes, it seems i wonder if he and xy compared notes on that...

jl is sitting next to lxc, clutching his sword

meanwhile lxc keeps his eyes closed like maybe if i refuse to see what's happening, it'll make it not be happening!

Which, hey, we’ve all been there!

okay, maybe not this exact same scenario, but still! Totally a valid coping mechanism, probably.

and on the other side of the room we've got our boys sitting shoulder to shoulder against a pillar together

wwx: lan zhan, you don't have to do this. that year....you owe me nothing

Aka, it’s not your fault i died. You don’t need to atone for anything!!!

lwj takes in his words for a moment

lwj: i don't think i owe you.

he says it so seriously

wwx: so why did you do that??

lwj looks over to him

lwj: it's what i should do.

BC THEY'RE SOULMATES AND HE LOVES HIM

AND WWX SMILES THAT LITTLE PINCHED SMILE OF HIS

some mood-setting stuff happens

you know, creepy wind slamming open doors, blowing out candles, that sort of thing

oh, there's a knock on the door and FUCKING SU SHE APPEARS BC THINGS WEREN'T HORRIBLE ENOUGH ALREADY NOW WE GOTTA DEAL WITH HIS UGLY MUG TOO

huh, he's got an unconscious nhs with him

wow he just drops nhs on the ground like a sack of potatoes, rude

blah blah evil plotty exchange between evil master and evil subordinate blah blah

blah blah emotional confrontation between jgy and lxc that idc about blah blah

ugh gross now su she is approaching wwx and lwj and is talking to them all smugly condescending

i want to hit his face with a brick tbh

LOL

WWX AND LWJ ARE NOT AMUSED

wwx just rolls his eyes and lwj looks off to the middle distance bc this insect is not worth his time or attention lololol

god that chip in his shoulder that he's got for lwj is really getting annoying

ss: i just can't stand his attitude, as if he's better than everyone else!!

idk about “everyone else,” but he's definitely BETTER THAN YOU, YOU GREASY LITTLE COWARD

lol wwx gets offended on lwj's behalf (bc lwj has yet to acknowledge su she at all)

wwx: when did lan zhan say he was better than everyone else?

awwwwww!! lwj sneaks a glance at wwx when he starts to defend his honor. that's so cute!

wwx: iirc, in the great big book of lan fam rules, there’s one that says "don't be arrogant and prideful"

AND LOLOLOL MY BRATTY SON CONTINUES TO BE A BRAT OF A TEENAGER EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS DRAMA

jl: how do you know the principles of gusulan so well?!

wwx frowns all sulky and taps his nose adorably

wwx: i have transcribed it so many times that i memorized it.

jl: why did you transcribe the principles of lan??

WWX GETS ALL DEFENSIVE AND IS ARGUING WITH A TEENAGER WHILE THEY'RE BOTH BEING HELD HOSTAGE LOLOLOL

wwx: do you think it was my choice? that (and here he glances at lwj from the corner of his eye and lwj is side-eyeing him and it's hilarious) was my punishment

jl: shame on you!

he says it all haughty and adorably irritated and turns his head away sharply. it's GREAT

After that, wwx is going on about how lwj has had that indifferent expression on his face his whole life and he can't really help it, it’s not bc he’s snooty or whatever ss thinks

and he continues to blabber on in that way he does

ss gets all mad and moves to strike him with his hand

and quicker than a blink of an eye, lwj puts bichen (still sheathed) between wwx and ss

He glares at ss like, just try it, i dare you! and doesn't put bichen down until ss lowers his hand

i would like to point out that ss still relented to lwj even tho lwj HAS NO ACCESS TO SPIRITUAL POWER

BC SS KNOWS HE'S A WORTHLESS NOBODY AND LWJ COULD DEFEAT HIM EASILY EVEN WITHOUT HIS RENOWNED CULTIVATION SKILLS

as soon as ss backs off, wwx runs his mouth again, i love it

There’s a bit where wwx says, "i'm not afraid of death, i just don't want to die"

which i guess is some kind of word play in their native tongue? Idk

wwx goes on to explain it but idgi; either it doesn't translate well or i'm not bright enough to understand it, lol

anyway, this all culminates to ss drawing his sword to kill wwx for being annoying

BUT HE GETS INTERRUPTED BY JC'S EPIC ENTRANCE

ZIDIAN CRASHES OPEN THE DOORS AND SENDS SU SHE FLYING

WE GET SOME SHOTS OF POURING RAIN AND A BLOODIED UMBRELLA

A SHOT OF JC’S HAND WRAPPED AROUND SANDU

AND THEN AN OUT OF FOCUS SHOT OF HIM IN THE RAIN

FOLLOWED BY A SHOT OF THE FLOOR ON THE ENTRANCE WHERE WE SEE HIS SHADOW SLOWLY GROWING LARGER AS HE MAKES HIS WAY IN

THIS IS SUCH A COOL SCENE OMG

SLOW MOTION CASUAL SAUNTER ONTO THE SCENE

AHHH, SO COOL JC SO COOL

lwj does not look impressed lolol but you can tell wwx thinks it's pretty neat

(not that he'll ever admit it bc you never admit those sort of things to your little brother, LOL)

jl is so happy to see him!

jl: uncle!

jc: you're calling me now? you know how to call me now? why did you run away a while ago?

and jl looks away with that yeesh expression kids get when their parents start in on their scolding lectures

THIS ALL CRACKS ME UP BC IT'S NOT THE TIME OR THE PLACE FOR THAT SORT OF EXCHANGE

JC JUST BARGES IN AND STARTS TELLING OFF HIS NEPHEW LIKE THEY'RE NOT ALL TRAPPED BY AN EVIL MASTERMIND

oh here comes fairy AND WWX IMMEDIATELY CLINGS TO LWJ'S SHOULDERS

wwx: lan zhan!!

lwj calmly lifts his arm so wwx can cower behind his billowing white sleeve

LOL

jl is commanding fairy to bite ss and as wwx is cowering, he's ALSO encouraging fairy to bite ss

(which really just means that, while wwx will probably never get over his phobia of dogs, he might eventually be able to get used to fairy maybe)

lol ss goes running with fairy hot on his tail

then we cut to wwx who notices how he's clinging to lan zhan's outstretched arm and gets embarrassed

he gently pushes the arm down and gives it a pat and smiles bashfully at lwj

IT'S ADORABLE

fun fact, this scene is the reason i started watching the show, i saw a gifset of this little exchange here and was like, THAT'S AN ADORABLE SMILE ON THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOY IN THE WORLD

IT’S SO CUTE HOW THAT THE GUY IN WHITE LET HIM HIDE FROM THE DOG LIKE THAT. I HAVE TO WATCH THIS NOW.

and now some henchmen try attacking jc and jc whips them away with zidian and is generally just looking AWESOME

then lxc warns him about the Evil Magic Music

so jc's solution to that is to grab a random sword with zidian and chuck sandu into zidian and then scrape the two swords together?? to block out the music with super irritating noise, i guess???

lol even lwj is wincing at the racket

you know what, i'm gonna ignore the weirdness of this makeshift solution and just enjoy how cool zidian looks

now jgy is monologuing at jc and it's boring

lol, wwx leans over to lwj while that's happening

wwx: seriously, he talks like xy

he is not impressed by it lololol

both jc and jgy hear him and give him a Look and wwx puts on an innocent face

jgy starts picking at jc's emotional wounds and complicated brotherly feelings

jc starts getting defensive and snappish

lxc: don't answer him. he's good at talking.

so at least lxc is learning from his mistakes here, that’s good!

jgy switches tactics and starts in on wwx and his complicated brotherly feelings

but wwx responds with, hey man, i already know jc hates me so that isn't gonna work

oooooh, now jgy is revealing how he heard that jc was running around lotus pier asking ppl to unsheathe suibian

wwx's eyes get all wide and surprised

he throws a desperate look at lwj

wwx: my sword? didn't i give suibian to wn??

lwj doesn't answer but wwx realizes that he hasn't seen wn carrying suibian lately

and he starts frantically asking lwj how suibian ended up with jc and why the heck would jc ask others to draw suibian

wwx: has he drawn it by himself??

pretty sure he knows the answers to all those questions and is basically asking lwj to tell him his suspicions aren't correct

lwj: wei ying, calm down

jgy notices wwx's reactions and pushes on bc he's found a weak spot and he's def gonna exploit it

he's like, oh yeah, i also heard you were able to draw suibian from its sheath, jc

wwx's face is full of dread as he realizes what happened

he starts blinking back tears and he's getting all shaky bc this is his nightmare unfolding before him

FUCKING JGY NEEDS TO SHUT UP

HE'S DREDGING UP ALL OF JC'S INSECURITIES, AIRING THE YUNMENG BROS TRAUMA FOR ALL TO SEE

I WANT TO THROTTLE HIM

he gives jc a sarcastic bow and keeps picking at those wounds

wwx jerks forward as if he was going to try to shut up jgy, but lwj holds him back bc honestly, what was wwx going to be able to do anyway?

jc staggers back as if physically wounded

wwx's eyes are red with tears bc this was never supposed to happen

AND I'M JUST HURTING SO MUCH FOR MY YUNMENG BROS

jgy chooses this moment to attack and now we have a sword fight

we get a shot of lwj and wwx here

wwx is squirming in his seat like he wants to intervene but knows that he can't

Lwj is keeping a close eye on wwx, ready to stop him the moment wwx tries to sacrifice himself for jc (again)

in the middle of their fight, jgy suddenly flings his sword right at lwj!!

lwj tries to raise bichen but it's not gonna be quick enough

jc sees this and dives towards lwj and manages to block the sword

lwj looks at him in shock, which is understandable bc jc doesn't even like him

he could've totally just let that sword slice him in two and been guilt-free bc hey he's in the middle of a life or death battle himself, you know?

but he didn't! he took the time to protect lwj

For his efforts, he gets wounded (like mortally wounded) and now he has another reason to hate lwj lol

Anyway, jc can't do much now except channel all his spiritual energy into the wound so he doesn't, yknow, DIE

wwx is watching him with worry

here comes su she, all bloodied up

lol looks like fairy was able to tear into him a bit. what a good doggy!!

now i guess the henchman were able to finish digging or whatever, WATCH HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT NONSENSE

Let’s check in on our boys instead

wwx and and lwj share a look

and all i can think is omg look at how close their hands are, if they each shift just a couple inches they'd be holding hands!!

LET MY BOYS HOLD HANDS

But no, we're going to have an emotional discussion instead

wwx: did you know about it?

lwj gives a very reluctant nod

wwx: when did wn tell him?

lwj: while you were knocked out

also omg they're having this conversation and jc is literally only 3ft away

HE CAN HEAR YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?

wwx: that's how we left lotus pier??

lwj: wn is very sorry about that

look at lwj being a bro and sticking up for wn!

wwx: i've told him time and again to never speak of it

jc: never speak of what?

and here they seem to realize that yeah, hello, everyone can hear their conversation

they look at jc all surprised

*facepalm* guys, guys, i get that you both get a little wrapped up in each other sometimes, but c'mon

AND THAT'S THE END!!

SO INTENSE, SO STRESSFUL

But we still got quality times with our boys, and some fun times with jl and jc, so i guess that evens the scales!

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one-piece-dumpster-fire · 4 years

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I've been wondering about it since I saw your Sims gameplay but - how do your kids get along with each other? Are there any teams? Any conflicts? I know from my own experience, as I was raised with a lot of cousins, that big families sometimes mean big mess lmao How does it look like in your Biscuit Paradise? :) I hope you don't mind asking, please ignore it, if I'm too intrusive ^^"

AAAAAAAAHHH OF COURSE I DON'T MIND!!!! What would ever make you think that💖💕💖??? I'm always excited to talk about my Biscuitfamily, thank you so much for asking this dear❤! ...and thus we are back to the Sims 4 Crachelle Family shenanigans xD (partly)---

To answer your question- for most of the time, our kids get along pretty well!

In the Sims 4 you could often find them doing their homework together, playing on the jungle gyms, telling each other knock-knock jokes, complaining about their parents... xD

And since it was indeed a rather accurate representation of our household, I guess it's safe to say that things are generally pretty harmonic in the Biscuit Paradise(~˘▾˘)~ (I love that name lolololol---)

In fact the only instance where they got into a 'fight' in the game was when Dodger got angry and decided to trash the dollhouse, which really upset little Cherry... but luckily her big bro Pretzel re-build it pretty quickly again🤣

Also Eclair... lmao... I don't know why, but her social needs in the Sims 4 decayed soooo fast... like she always had to talk to someone, otherwise she would turn into this Spongebob meme-

((Which is honestly quite ironic, given that she had the 'loner' trait lmao---))

So yep, although we were a full house in Sims 4, most of the relationships developed positively~!

And it's the same in our general Crachelle verse as well ~(─‿‿─)~ Despite their (rather) different personalities, our babies get along pretty well! Although Eclair usually prefers to keep to herself (in contrast to her Sims 4 counterpart huhu). And the only 'team' I could really think of would be Cherry and Dodger- aka the youngest ones- aka the little troublemakers xD Aaahhhh it's probably because they were both spoiled rotten :'D Dodger likes to break the rules and Cherry often tries to 'escape' her parents' ~loving grasp~ by crawling off into the woods so she can explore Biscuits Island's secrets... and naturally her older gremlin bro loves to help her with that xD

Fights usually don't occur, but the two oldest ones (our twins) do tend to get mad at each other from time to time. Since Trifle is doing her best to be just like her Papa but has more of her mother in her, and Pretzel is quite essentially the polar opposite (aka he resembles his father but wants to be more like his mom), they sometimes really go off on one another... but despite their (sometimes pretty harsh) disagreements, they still deeply care for one another💖 Just like the rest of the family(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ~

Aaaahhhh but you know, now that I think about it....

Sims 4 fun fact: Spekulatius (aka the gremlin, aka accident) was initially NOT well-received among his older siblings. ESPECIALLY Dodger. I didn't even know an 'unwanted sibling' moodlet existed until I checked on our second youngest son, and I almost gagged on my tea when I saw that it was the reason why he was so angry--- He freakin,,,, hated his little bro in the beginning :'D Spekulatius did not have a nice time growing up... first his grandma tried to steal his sweets, then his brother doesn't like him... lmao, could this be the tragic backstory for an upcoming super-villain👀?

#thank you for sending me something!!!<33 #michelle answers things<333 #michelle and friends<333 #selfship #me and my biscuitdaddy<33 #crachelle family shenanigans #me and my biscuitbabies<3 #one piece oc

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frizzyanya · 4 years

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The Untamed Episode 28, My Commentary!

Spoilers, look out below!

JC and WWX fighting is so sad. For ONCE, I think WWX is actually in the right. It would be a slaughter for them to go back. He’s a good…..Wen Clan leader?

Brutal. WWX reminded JC of all that WQ/WN did for them and JC is just like “.....so?”

Youlittlebitch.

Gaaahhhh WWX grabbing the blade of the sword with his hand to stop JC was so badass and kinda sexy? But like...what?

“If you persist in defending them, then I won’t be able to defend you.”

“...let the world know. I defected.”

YEESSSS. Standing up for what is right.

But also...YIKES.

“WWX! Are you addicted to playing the hero?!”

…….Ooooh, I like that. But like, a demonic anti-hero type of hero?

“My mom was right. You are the troublemaker of our clan.” YOU BITCH.

Now I really really want WWX to tell JC about the sacrifice he made for him, so that JC can feel guilty for all eternity.

WQ runs off sad, WWX like let me find her and love on her….

...and WQ is like “WWX, leave.” WWX is sooooo upset. He needs to tell WQ he defected and has nowhere to go…

JC IS SLEEPING WITH WQ’s COMB UNDER HIS PILLOW I CAN’T

That is a very nice cot that she has in this little universe that was built three days ago…

WWX casually playing flute.

I’m kinda like….could you not? Like in this case it calmed WN down which was good, but in general he has no idea what the demon flute can even do…

Lolololol this WWX/JC fight scene is literally just them flying around with JC chasing WWX in flight with his sword out, like some sort of demented Superman.

Demon Flute to the rescue!

JC CUT HIM.

He’s bleeding a very very lot.

And JC is now too? What caused that exactly? Their connection? Or is it separate?

OH SHIT. WQ LOOKS MAD.

Is she going to kick him out?!?!

Why doesn’t he want her to heal him!???!?

“Where are you going?” “To exchange them for turnips.” Okay, I have to admit I lol’d. Their banter is precious.

Did...did JZX just pick a flower for JYL?

Okay, that’s sweet.

But...but he’s not actually going to give it to her?

Why’s he so weird?

“I know this is not Lotus Pier, but I’m willing to build another Lotus Pier with you.” SMOOTH.

Okay her very sweet “Zixuan.” got me.

I fell.

Okay.

“One month later.”

WHAT? Are we really going to do this time jump now?

Okay so we’re in some sort of tea house or something, and everyone’s being all anti-WWX on a conspiracy theory level and they cut to a knee covered in a pale blue robe and a silver sword handle and my brain jumps to YAAASSSS BAAAEEEE LWJ!

It was so true that the colors are helpful.

LWJ’s eye is twitching and his hand is gripping the teacup really tensely. This is so intense!

Aaaaand the teacup smashes down onto the table and he storms out.

He’s like “I have to find my love before he marries WQ!” jkjk more like “I have to find him and save him!” because LWJ still wants to see the good in his demon possessed ex-bf, and it’s really noble and adorable of him.

Yuan hugging LWJ’s leg! Which means WWX is here somewhere!!

(I guess the people in town just have no idea what WWX looks like, so he can casually walk around, which is kind of hilarious.)

WWX running through the street like where is Yuan?!

OMG I’M DYING literally lol’ing at the townsfolk like “LWJ, you’re a bad father!” and LWJ just looking so helpless and lost and most definitely NOT this random kid’s father. WWX cracking up on the sidelines. This is GREAT.

“Lan Zhan!” Queue the emotional SLOW MO.

Thankfully, LWJ has the sense not to use his name. That would end poorly for both of them…

“Why are you here? (Is it for me? Did you come to find me? Can we be together again?)” “Night hunt, just passing through.” *sadface*

“This child?” “This child is my son.” LWJ’s comical shock. Love it. Also LWJ like “ummm literally how. The math doesn’t make sense. I left you alone for ONE MONTH and now you have a 5 year old? EXPLAIN YOURSELF.” Except he doesn’t ask, he just goes with it. Lololol

Okay LWJ had the exact same reaction that I did to WWX + Yuan! That is absolutely the closest we’ve ever seen to a disarmed smile from him. <3 <3 He’s completely enchanted.

THIS IS SO PRECIOUS

OKAY I’M BACK WITH MY HEAD ON STRAIGHT

WANGXIAN FO LYYFFEEEE

LWJ bought two swords, the butterfly, and a spinny thing for Yuan. He’s like oh, this is my boyfriend’s baby? HAVE ALL THE THINGS, I ALREADY LOVE YOU.

Aaaaand Yuan hugged his leg. I'm going to well and truly melt.

Awwww, dinner together. <3 <3

#dying from adorbs #this show is too much #they know what they're doing #the untamed #untamed commentary #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #untamed #yuan #wangxian #xiao zhan #sean xiao #wang yibo

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bigskydreaming · 5 years

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I just flat out don’t GET interpretations of Bat-canon that act like Dick and Bruce’s relationship is so perfect and superior to Bruce’s dysfunctional relationships with all his other kids. Or that Dick is this yes man who will always take Bruce’s side over everyone else’s in the family because like, idk, he thinks Bruce farts sunshine and rainbows out his ass or something?

Dick Grayson picked NIGHTWING to be his new superhero name after Bruce fired him as Robin and told him he couldn’t operate under that name anymore.

NIGHTWING. As in, a Kryptonian legend Superman told him about.

Think about that for a second. Like yes, everyone knows the origin of the name and people reference that all the time in fics and headcanons and stuff, but think about what ELSE choosing THAT name for his new superhero persona signifies, specifically.

Beyond just the actual symbolism of the name....think about what it means that a pissed off teenager mad as hell at the dad who kicked him out of his house and took away the name and reputation he devoted the last ten years of his life to building.......that he then decided to create his new superhero persona not out of anything connected to Gotham, Robin, the Batman, or anything relating to anything Bruce Wayne has any connection to whatsoever....no, instead, Dick built his new identity around a name that can ONLY be traced back to Superman, that has no significance to anyone on Earth outside of it being a story only he could have told Dick.

And keep in mind that while Superman is without question Bruce Wayne’s closest real friend....its also without question that Superman is still very much Batman’s greatest ‘rival.’

Basically, what I’m getting at is like....alleged golden boy and mindlessly obedient subordinate to the Batman.....otherwise known as Dick Grayson, an infamous troll.....

LITERALLY CRAFTED HIS ADULT SUPERHERO PERSONA TO BE THE WORLD’S BIGGEST “FUCK YOU, DAD!”

Like, every single time someone praises NIGHTWING, not Dick Grayson, not the original Robin, not the son of the Batman, but NIGHTWING, specifically....

I bet you anything that Bruce and Dick (and Clark) at least, all very clearly register the subtext:

“Hey pops, remember that time you were a total douchebag and kicked me out and told me I couldn’t be your partner anymore because I sure do and lolololol guess who’s literally NEVER ever ever gonna let you forget it or live it down? That’s right, what has two thumbs, the superhuman ability to hold a grudge across multiple timelines and reboots and flies not like a bat or a bird but a Kryptonian legend? Oh yeah, its THIS GUY.”

Anyway, tl;dr, Dick Grayson is a massive troll and while I totes believe he was genuinely inspired by his Uncle Clark’s story about the original Nightwing and all into the symbolism and whatnot, you will never ever convince me that he wasn’t at least half motivated by the burning desire to flip his dad the finger every single time a headline shouted out NIGHTWING AND TEEN TITANS SAVE THE DAY AGAIN! BATMAN COULD NEVER!

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tellywoodtrash · 6 years

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ishqbaaz 05.09.18 lb

... so zero resolution to that conversation yesterday???

i suppose there was nothing more to be said.

but man, i’m kinda bitter at anika’s accusations. all mohit was doing was fussing over nancy. shivaay jumped out of a building and walked into one that’s on fire, and then electrocuted himself for this chick here, and she has the gallll to be like oh nancy is so lucky just because mohit is fucking toweling her hair or some shit?????

anyway...

ouff bed and sofa issues again. itnaaaa bada bed toh hai. just both of you sleep on it and stick to your sides.

or do you not trust yourself to do that, shivaay?

lmaooooo shivaay, so she literally gets the WORST part of having a husband? “obeying” one? fuck off, that’s not what she wants.

OMG OMG OMG OMG THEY’RE PLAYING OLD O JAANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASDKJFKJSDH I AM ACTUALLY EMOTIONAL!!!!!!!!! I LOVE OLD O JAANA SO MUCHHHHHHHH

WHY IS SHE SUCH A CREEPY STARER?????????? STOP IT ANIKA. IT’S WEIRD.

there’s someone actually monitoring the cctvs of the house????

the images on the screens make no sense though. there’s multiple shots and angles of the living room, some where the lights are on, some where they’re off, so fucking random.

also, as we’ve long suspected, there ARE cameras in shivaay’s room. but it’s currently showing it as lit up and empty. which is not the case.

yeah i’d get these cameras looked into if i was you guys.

guess khanna’s not the only nikkamma security staff. they’re all idiots.

oh hello shady person aka mohit.

lmaoooooooooooooooooo whut? also, what does this accomplish? only the display is damaged. the cameras are still doing their things.

EEEEEEEE TIME FOR #RIKU OF THE DAY.

lmao “taj ki titli paani mein kya giri, humare toh poore plan pe paani phir gaya.”

gauri’s hair is so big today. (because it’s full of secrets.)

caught by di!!!!!!!!

lol their faces.

priyanka very valiantly taking the fall for her lady love.

lol how cute, their excitement that di liked it.

“par dobara aisa mat karna.”

lolololol at gauri’s “hein???”

ohhhhhhhhh boy, even these two are getting the bullshit kismat waala lecture.

lmao she’s giving it to the wrong ppl though, coz these two are kismat writers. they’re not gonna stop meddling.

JIJU AAYE NAHI, GAURI NE TURANTTTTT PALTI MAARI. INSTANTLY PLAYING IN HIS TEAM AND THROWING HER OWN SISTER UNDER THE BUS.

i don’t even give a fuck about what’s happening in this scene coz again, they’re playing old o jaana and aaaaaaaaaaah. love ittttttttt.

ok no lemme rewind and focus.

“buraai kar rahi thi meri?”

“kyun, itna bhi haq nahi hai mera?’

LMAOOOOOOOOOO PRINKU’S FACE AND THE WAY THAT CHESHIRE CAT GRIN JUST GREW.

gauri can play on team jiju all she wants, but prinku is most definitely on team bhaabi with the rest of her siblings.

“khanna tum jab bhi aate ho, koi na koi problem lekar aate ho, aaj kaunsi nayi baat hai...”

lmaooooooo wtf. it’s not HIS fault you live in a house of horrors and every single person in the world wants to murder you????

oh so you dgaf about your family and their safety, just the guests’ safety?????

lo aa gaya apna jaadugar saiyaan.

aur uski corpse bride.

the newspaper’s name is BREAKING NEWS OF INDIA. snort.

titli’s face isn’t changing one bit from that placid smile even as her husband talks about how she was harassed. lord.

when you surprise SHIVAAY with your stories of phenking things... that’s rare. you win, for the day.

tag yourself. i relate to prinku the most here.

lmao wow titli’s face changed. from bland smile at sexual harrassment, to this stone face of appreciation.

ugh can they stop with this “taj ki titli” garbage. it sounds ridiculous.

every time mandana talks, my brain just starts playing elevator music.

anika needs to get over this weird idealized crush she has on them as a couple.

yes, please leave, mohit; you’re very annoying.

god anika, please also get over this obsession you have with his magic.

ugh why is he so extraaaaaaaa and weirddddddd??????

is shivaay jealoussssssssss of anika’s winning smileeee at paraaya mard?

lol nope, just suspicious of iske dimaag mein kya chal raha hai.

godddddddd one jaadugar was not enough ki ab anika bhi ussi mein lag gayi hai.

they’re really bringing back alllll the OU music and i’m so happy.

LMAO @ ANIKA TRYING TO DO MAGIC WITH A BELAN.

kaash hermione yahaan hoti to correct her pronunciation. ( “it’s not jhingalalahoo, it’s jhinGAA-LAAlahoo.”)

wow, jhingalalahoo is the spell to summon a husband! who knew?????

“kya kar rahi thi tum?”

“jadoo.”

“woh toh tum waise bhi karti ho.”

OUFF. WHAT A LINE. WHAT A FUCKING LINE. AND THIS MAN THINKS HE’S NOT IN LOVE WITH HER???????? WHAT A DUMBASS.

... so a google search was all it took to dispel her impression of magic.

MAN THIS GROWNASS 35 YEAR OLD MOTHERFUCKER THINKS MAGIC, ESPECIALLY THE AMATEUR BS THAT MOHIT’S BEEN DOING, IS A CHAMATKAAR?

hey remember when just like 2 months ago, OU shivaay busted siddhi maaiii? i miss him and his rational mind now.

ughhhhhhhhhhh pyaar ka jadoo. literally fuck offffffffff anika.

ohohoho, he’s one of those “love is a neurochemical con” kinda ppl. like me. BUT DON’T BE LIKE ME, SHIVAAY. LOOK WHAT A PRETTY WIFE YOU HAVE. I WOULD BELIEVE IN LOVE IF I WAS MARRIED TO SOMEONE THIS PRETTY.

“aap maane ya na maane, lekin jadoo ek din sar charh ke bolega.”

another one of anika’s challenges.

and he’s scared. coz so far, he’s lost all of them. every single one.

MOHIT MOHIT MOHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. OUFFFFFFFF. GO FORCE-MARRY HIMMMMMMMM IN THE MANDIR THEN.

lol aw, him mirroring her hand pat with his belan. too cute!

great, she’s started snooping around mohit’s room.

GOD SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO NOSY. JUST RANDOMLY OPENING UP ANYONE’S SHIT.

great, nancy hasn’t learnt her lesson and is fucking around with her magic shit next to the pool again.

god the setups to lead shivaay into temptation with this zinda laash. soooooooo contrived.

we already know what’s gonna happen. compromising situation, but anika and her andha vishwaas on his nirdoshta and maasoomiyat will not believe and all this will be pointless.

SHIVAAY YOU’RE SUCH A DUMBASS. "SOUNDS GOOD LET’S DO IT.” HONESTLY.

anika you are ruuuuuuuuuuuuude as fuck. who just goes through someone else’s stuff like this??????

lmao the shivika fangirls are nottttttttttttttttttttt going to be happy with this track. i don’t think shivaay’s ever cavorted like this with anyyyyyyyy other “temptation” in the show ever.

ouffffffff ainvayi ka red herring. i reallllllllllllly don’t care about this bs.

lmao this poor dumb son of a bitch and his denial. may the lord give him the strength to work through it quickly.

ISHQ HAI AANSOON ISHQ HAI NAGHMA ISHQ SUKOON HAI RAAHAT HAI.

NO YOU KNOW WHAT A SUKOON AND RAAHAT IS???? THIS SONG. PLEASE GOD NEVER STOP PLAYING IT I BEG OF YOU.

god she’s literally soooooooooooooo cute.

OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT WHY IS GAURI PULLING A POOJA FROM HAHK AND FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS ADSLKJFLSDKJFLSDKJF

SAME SHIVAAY, SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk god she’s okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DON’T YOU FUCKERS BELIEVE IN THE CONCEPT OF TAKING PEOPLE TO A HOSPITAL???

oh greatttttt the servants are in for it.

mohit ko raat ki chai yeh kyun de????? ghar mein itne naukar toh hai. tujhe itna shauk hai toh tu jaake de.

“aapko chehra bhi padhna aata hai?”

“sabka nahi. kissi kissi ka.”

GOD SHIVAAY. JUST TELL HER YOU LOVE HER.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE RUINED IT WITH THAT DOST SHIT AGAIN.

iske baad zindagi mein anika kissi se bhi “dosti” nahi karegi. she’ll have grown sick and tired of the concept itself.

oufffffffff anika, just accept his nice gesture and the sentiment behind it. stop lecturing him on shaadi. fucking hell man, i try so hard to be on your team and you just...

he should watch his khud ka cctv ka footage. then maybe he’ll see what a lovesick fool he is for his “dost”.

yup, nancy is full on chance pe dance maarofying on shivaay tomorrow.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy it’s looking like a veryyyyyyy rapey situation the way he’s struggling. WHY IS THIS FUCKING SHOW LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????

#ishqbaaz #ishqbaaaz #ib episode liveblogs #episode liveblogs

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theconfusedartist · 6 years

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DRAGON AGE

Alright, so I’ve been wanting to talk about this for a while, now that I’ve gotten back into dragon age origins and since I’m about to start doing a shit ton of fanart and fic simply bc I’m getting back in the swing of it, I figure I might as well start actually making a post about them, rather then just making a one-off post and talking about them without out any context lol.

Ok so, in this AU that I’m working on, Duncan realized that, hey, maybe only one recruit for like the end of the world in his order of grey wardens, is not the best idea, and then goes on to recruit all of the characters from the origins.

So, he swings by Orzammar first, getting Brosca and Aeducan. In this au, the name of my Brosca is Tsoyo and the Aeducan is Sariah. I’m gonna post pictures of every one of my warden later, but for now, I’m just gonna say who they are. Tsoyo and Sariah knew each other before, since Seriah hired Tsoyo’s...services in the past. Seriah doesn’t really think much of the casteless, but she does like that they can do some dirty work for her and go basically undetected for it. So, in terms of time, Tsoyo goes to the proving and wins, just like in the original, and Duncan recruits her, but in this, Duncan stuck around a little longer as the Aeducan family still had business with him and he needed to go to the deep roads to make sure that this was a real blight and I mean, hey, what better way to test the new recruit right?

So, while Duncan is getting Tsoyo ready for what’s to come, Seriah goes to the new provings that takes place as they redid it because they couldn’t fathom that a casteless could ever win and this doubled as them holding it in honor for the Seriah getting her new post as a commander. Seriah didn’t really rise to Bhelen’s bait and didn’t go after him like Bhelen had hoped, even though she realized that there was no way that the mercenaries could’ve gotten the ring unless it was from Trian. It was quite the surprise to see her brother, dead in front of her and her father and Bhelen walking in and being accused of his death.

She gets sentenced to walk the deep roads and meets up with Duncan and Tsoyo and from there they scout for a bit before going off to the circle. Because I mean, hey, one mage is equivalent to ten soldiers, right?

So, Duncan gets there, with Tsoyo and Seriah in tow who are really uncomfortable being around each other as they’ve had a less than clean relationship in the past (murder, blackmail, and other stuff). Duncan gets to the tower for recruits and in this au, both ‘Surana’ and Amell are there. I’ll explain why I put the ‘’ around Surana in a minute.

So, Amell, who’s first name is Daylen, Jowan, and ‘Surana’, who’s first name is Acici, are all there. Jowan is going through with his little plot to escape the circle and Acici has literally just had her harrowing, a few nights ago before Duncan had gotten there. Daylen has his harrowing the night before Duncan arrives to the tower and his goes very...differently.

I’ll go into this a LOT more in a second reblog, since I want to go into everyone’s backstory in a bit, person by person, with pictures, but since I’m going with the abridged version, I’ll just put it as, Acici had the normal harrowing that we get in the game, give or take, and Daylen thought it was fun to fuck around with things that he shouldn’t. So, Duncan has his eye on the both of them and Acici, being the actual loyal friend goes around bolstering her image and getting the rod of fire, killing spiders and charming the old man to sign the form for her. She had him sign the form, but then figured that if she curried favor with as many senior enchanters as possible, then it would probably be good for her in the long run.

As for Daylen, well, he’s sitting there like, ‘why do we have to get dragged down with Jowan?’ and goes to Senior Enchanter Irving and tells him about it. Sure, he feels bad about it, but the deal was this: if he goes along with this plan, then he and Acici have to be pardoned and get off scot free for helping with taking down Lily and catching Jowan in the act. Irving agrees and he plays double agent. And well you know how that song and dance goes, Jowan gets away, and the others are left holding the bag. Irving tries to pacify Gregoir, but he hates mages so Duncan conscripts them both into the order. Meanwhile, Tsoyo and Seriah are just really confused with all the magic bullshit going on. And then there were four recruits.

After that, Duncan and the four recruits go to Highever, to recruit Ser Gilmore because I guess Duncan wanted a basic ass bitch (idk, I’m not gonna lie, I haven’t finished the human noble to this day. I’m still trying to, but I really didn’t see any appeal in Gilmore like that, he seemed like someone good to have as a second, but not someone you’d send to kill an archdemon when there’s only two grey wardens left) and Cousland, or better known as Luna the heartbreaker, isn’t really interested in the wardens or anything. I mean why would she be? Duncan is fine and all, but she gets to rule over a castle by herself, why the hell would she want to leave? But then, it’s not really up to her when mostly everyone gets killed anyways. So, at this point we have five recruits, good job Duncan!

Their next stop is (drumroll please) DENERIM! (wasn’t expecting that were you?)

Duncan was like, shit, lemme go and get Adaia, at least that way I know that I can have someone who knows what the score is and she can help the others and Alistair as someone who’s been around the bend and seen some shit. Only, that’s not what happens, obviously because Adaia was killed by humans a while back, but he is just in time to witness a double wedding and get threatened by a one of the brides (lol). And also see them all get carried off to get raped by the arl’s son and his guards. Luna is cross, but like ‘hey, shouldn’t we do something about this?’. Tsoyo is a bit surprised because she thought that elves were all a bunch of fig eating floofies that just lived in happiness, not squalor and fear of death, so she seconds it. Acici is ready to murder Duncan when he says that they can’t get involved (for that same reason that ‘Surana’ is like that) and hands a sword to Nelaros and Soris. Go get ‘em boys!

And now the estate is running with blood, Nelaros is dead, Shianni is traumatized, one of the bridesmaids is dead, and Tabris, Sauda the bride, has literally learned all the different ways to kill over seventy men with a dagger and how quickly rat posion kills three adult human men. Sauda, not willing to let Soris get hauled off, says that it was all her doing. Which...isn’t really an exaggeration, she tore into those fuckers like she was getting paid to do it, Soris gave back up with his crossbow, but she was very eager to spill blood for the kidnapping of her, the others and Nelaros’ death. Also Vaughn was killed, as was his friends. Horrifically.

And now we have six recruits!! Way to go Duncan, you always find the lively ones!

This recruit wasn’t planned, as Duncan was planning to cut through the Brecilian forest to save some time, and came across two elves that are just heavily tainted. That’s right, in this au, Tamlen lives. So Mahariel, Yeva, and Tamlen are just sick as fuck, but still alive so Marethari is like, ‘let’s get a fucking move on’ and Duncan conscripts them, when they both try to weasel their way out of it. But what can you do? At least Tamlen isn’t dead (a split second decision, I’m not gonna lie). So, Duncan comes to Ostagar with seven new recruits and most of them just....do not give a damn about the king (lolololol get fuckin’ rekt Calian). They go into the wilds, save a few mabaris (mabari? mabaris?) with some wild flowers, Tsoyo gets a big gay crush on Morrigan, then they come back and do shots with the darkspawn blood in the joining. Daveth and Jory die(wah wah) but everyone else makes it out alive (Tamlen...barely made it. Bitch nearly pulled a Daveth) and then they were sent to the tower.

The reason for them all being sent to the tower was simple. Cailan realized that a lot of the new recruits just did not give a fuck about the crown or his authority or was in grieving over their lost loved ones, and was like ‘hey, that way there’s no way that the tower ISN’T going to be lit and I don’t have to worry about them on the field’). And then he died. Duncan didn’t die tho, are you fucking kidding me? The leader of the grey wardens? Dying? I don’t fucking think so. He makes it out, but it’s a little after the battle and he makes it far enough into the wilds that Flemeth saves him. The other wardens have already left with Morrigan and they’re on their way to Lothering, but Duncan had to stay with Flemeth for a while due to the severity of his wounds and how long they would take to heal, even with magic.

Duncan joins up with the other grey wardens around the time that they get captured by Anora’s captors (I have to play to see who would get captured or not, as most of these characters are fucking warriors and some of them in their own personal runs might actually be able to take them down where others can’t) and I haven’t decided what happens at that point.

That’s all that I have right now, but once I get some character portraits up, I’ll update this a bit more.

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seventeen-scenarios-blog · 6 years

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To Admin Hoshit: Santa’s Helper (G)

Pairing: Admin Hoshit x Soonyoung Request: “tbh write anything as long as it ends well and no one dies” + “longish fic?? if possible???” Word Count: 2,843 Genre: Crack Warnings: Don’t do drugs, kids

A/N: Lmao I had a lot of fun writing this for you. Sorry it took so long. But Merry Christmas Hoshit, hope you enjoy this piece of nonsense lolololol I think it’s pretty obvious who I am at this point tbh, but have fun guessing, lovelies!

“I’m sorry, I don’t think I can do this anymore… I’m leaving you.”

“W-what? But we were doing fine all along! Why are you bringing this up all of a sudden?”

“I don’t know, I’m just not feeling it anymore, okay? Look, it was really fun and exciting when we first started out, but right now, the feeling’s fizzed out. I’m hella tired of this. We have to go our separate ways from now on.”

“You can’t just leave me alone after all that we’ve been through together! There’s still so much we’ve not done!” You stand up, rage filling every vein of your body. “NAKAMOTO YUTA, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!”

“THIS IS SO NOT WORTH SIX DOLLARS AN HOUR!” The man snaps his head around towards you. He slams the roll of tape down on the table, throwing his hands towards the pile of neatly gift-wrapped boxes. “I’ve been at it for ages now, and I’m already considered a saint for staying back a whole hour past my shift to help you! Let me go home to rest, damn it!”

“We’ve agreed to sign up for this winter job together!” you yell back, “You can’t ditch me now!”

“You’re the dumb one who signed your entire life away to this job so that you can buy your dumb merchandise,” Yuta remarks snarkily, ignoring the offended scoff you send his way. “Anyway, I’m out. Girl, I love you, but there’s only so much gift-wrapping I can handle before I turn completely insane.”

“The moment you walk out of this gingerbread house, you’re dead to me, Nakamoto.”

“Been dead since Day 1, babe.” And Yuta leaves with a sassy final wave goodbye, whipping off his reindeer headband and tossing it into the bin. “Have fun dealing with the kids.”

You let out a resigned puff of air to blow your bangs out of your face. Your only friend on this job is gone, and now you have to spend the rest of your 10 hour shift with either a total stranger or… that guy.

You stand up, stumbling a little after being seated on a god-forsaken kiddy stool, and made your way towards the record sheet containing the names of the part-timers pinned on the wall. The way your name occupied a large area of the excel sheet made you wince.

It had sounded so easy on the advertising site: wear a silly costume, give out complimentary gifts to children that attend the Santa Meet-&-Greet event at the mall. You sold your soul to the devil without thinking twice. But no, this job has taken a significant chunk of your sanity. Between the Meet-&-Greet intervals, you had to wrap an endless pile of gifts for the endless number of children. On more than one occasion, you had to stay behind to hit your quota, returning home when it’s almost midnight.

But then again, with the exorbitant amount of albums and merchandise of your favourite band you have yet to get your hands on, overtime pay is good.

Your name was under the ‘Santa’s Helpers’ list; every ‘Santa’s Helper’ would be paired up with a ‘Reindeer’ for each shift. You had thought it was a lot less embarrassing walking around in public in an elf’s costume compared to a reindeer’s -- you thought wrong. It’s tight, it’s itchy, the ringing of the silver bell adorning the tip of your hat had annoyed you two hours into your first day you snipped it off without hesitation. All the “reindeers” had to do is wear a damn onesie with cute reindeer horn headbands to match.

Anyway.

Your eyes scan through the ‘Reindeer’ list for the partner you’d be tied down to for the rest of the day. Yuta’s name is aligned with yours up till 5PM, and the person underneath Yuta is… Kwon S-- Jesus Christ.

You tilt your head back with a sardonic, almost maniacal grin. Your day is just going splendidly, isn’t it?

“The kids will be coming in 10 minutes, please be on standby…” the manager’s voice trails off as she only registers one other presence in the gingerbread house. “Where’s the reindeer?”

“HERE!”

A breathless wheeze, followed by a series of thundering footsteps cause the both of you to jump as Devil’s Spawn himself bursts through the fragile styrofoam doors. “Sorry, there was a line at the washroom, I couldn’t change until just about a minute ago…”

Both you and your manager scanned the boy’s bedraggled appearance simultaneously: his purple hair was frizzled and stuck out in all directions imaginable, his cheeks are shining with a sheen of perspiration, and apparently he hadn’t learnt how to button his clothes properly as a child.

Your manager tuts and waves him away, “Elf, you have 10 minutes to make this reindeer remotely presentable to the public. I have other matters to attend to.” With that, she whisks herself out of sight.

Soonyoung tilts his head, confused, until he lays his eyes on you. Then, his already small eyes narrow into hostile slits. “Oh, hello brat.”

“Tool,” you retort cooly, stepping up to fix Soonyoung’s mismatched buttons. “I thought you’re supposed to be a reindeer, not the grandma that got run over by one.”

“Hohoho, you’re hilarious,” he drawls mockingly in a high tone, slapping your hands away. “I can fix those buttons myself, thanks. And pass me one of the headbands from the bin, I left mine at home.” Rolling your eyes in disbelief, you proceed to fish out Yuta’s abandoned reindeer headband and throw it to the male.

“It’s Yuta’s, so I’m not sure it’ll go over that fat head of yours. I reckon you give it a try.”

“Meanie,” he mutters, grabbing it and fastening it over his head.

“Album wrecker.”

“Salty brat!”

“Son of a--”

“Mommy, look! A reindeer and a gremlin!” You both instantaneously abandon your banter to slap grins on your faces as a chubby kid waddles into the gingerbread house. Looks like your evening shift started early. Soonyoung bursts into a fit of laughter at the boy’s words. You curl your hands into fists in chagrin, forcing yourself to maintain the smile.

“The last time I checked, reindeers. Can’t. Laugh.” You discreetly but painfully jab him in the ribs before approaching the child, ignoring the pained yelp he lets out in response. “You’re done meeting Santa, kid? I’m one of Santa’s elves and I live here in this gingerbread house! Can I interest you in a free toy from under the tree?”

Against all odds, you manage to upkeep your professionalism throughout your shift, though you can’t help but let out a crotchety remark or two.

“Don’t go too close to that reindeer over there,” you’d say, one hand cupping your mouth while the other made pointed gestures over to Soonyoung, “I heard it eats children for breakfast.” Looking back, you wished you reserved that comment for someone more impressionable. The bespectacled twelve-year-old had stared back at you with an eyebrow raised, completely unimpressed.

Completely spent, you abandon your uncomfortable post on the kiddy stool to crashland on the carpeted floor with a satisfied groan. That’s 11 out of 12 days of Christmas down. Only one more day in this stinking job and you’re free for the rest of the holidays.

“God…” Soonyoung sighs, shedding off his thick reindeer onesie to reveal a white tank top that has been turned translucent with his sweat. “If I had to sing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer one more damn time, I would have ran myself over with a sleigh.”

Normally this would result in a comment about him being weak from you, but this time, you are distracted by how his muscles stand out from under the thin material of his clothes. As insufferable as this guy can be, he sure does know how to have a good body-- wait, snap out of it, damn it!

“Oh, good! You are still here!” a sing-song voice cuts through your unholy thoughts as your manager enters the gingerbread house with paper bags lined with grease. “I got the both of you dinner. It’s a job well done today as usual!”

Both you and Soonyoung exchange suspicious glances. Free food and a chirpy attitude to boot? Those are two things you’d never associate with your boss.

“What do you want us to do?” Thankfully, Soonyoung lacked the tact and asked the question you were afraid of. At once, your manager drops her cheery facade with a nervous laugh. “I’m afraid I’ll have to buy a couple more hours of your time… See, an orphanage just called in to say that they will be dropping their kids down tomorrow at 8AM to visit Santa so that’s a hundred children’s worth of gifts to wrap and prepare by then…”

“A HUNDRED?!”

“But you don’t mind, do you?” She blinks sweetly at your direction. “I know this is last minute, but I’m sure the overtime pay will be enough to cover the costs of your guinea pig’s operation, right? That’s what you mentioned during our job interview?”

Behind you, Soonyoung can barely retain his snort of disbelief. “Guinea pig, huh? Is that what they call K-pop albums nowadays?” he guffaws just loud enough for you to hear, and you reward him with a merciless stomp on his big toe while never letting go of that faux angelic smile of yours.

“Sure, ma'am… But uh, my overtime pay will still be one-and-a-half times that of my average, right?”

“But of course! And you’ll have Reindeer over here to help you, so I’m sure you’d be done in no time!”

“I’ll be what now?” Soonyoung gapes dumbly.

“Great, I knew that I can count on you two! See you tomorrow~!” she merrily waves in farewell, making way for two toy store clerks lugging sacks-full of toys. The thin material of the sack rips, and a mountain of toys barrel out, leaving you and Soonyoung stunned.

But in retrospect, the sack is still holding on better compared to your little tether of sanity.

Soonyoung exasperatedly rubs his nape, carefully dragging the sack towards your work table. “Well, let’s just get this over and done with.”

He reaches over to the roll of wrapping paper, but stops short with a jump when you slam your hands atop of his. “Nuh-uh, there’s absolutely no way I’m trusting you with these.”

“What? Why not?”

“You’re going to ruin them with your sub-par fine motor skills and subsequently crush the dreams of a hundred little kids.” You let out a feral hiss, scrabbling at the wrapping papers, scissors and tape towards your bosom protectively. Soonyoung looks beyond peeved.

“I will not!” he cries. “My fine motor skills are, as they call it, FINE!”

He hazards an attempt to slide a pair of scissors out from under your arm, but you lunge out, snapping your teeth at his fingers and he withdraws, visibly intimidated. “What’s wrong with you, woman?” he yelps, obviously offended.

“YOU STEPPED ON MY ALBUM AND TORE IT WITH YOUR STINKING FEET FIRST DAY ON THE FIRST DAY WE MET, AND TRIED FIXING IT WITH POORLY CUT DUCT TAPE. THAT’S WHAT’S WRONG!” you screech. “HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE ALL CHUMMY WITH YOU AFTER THAT?! HOW DO PEOPLE TRUST YOU TO GO OUTSIDE UNSUPERVISED, YOU MONSTER?!”

“Look, that was just that one time!” he cries in defense, ignoring a woman’s concerned glance into the gingerbread house. “And don’t you have like, twenty of the same damn album? If I’d known you’d still be this hung up about it after 2 months I could have just bought you a new one!”

“How dare you, every single one of my albums are unique and precious and--” your eyes snap wide open when you register his previous words. “Did you say you’d buy me a new album?”

To your surprise and delight, Soonyoung shrugs. “I mean why not, these things can’t be that expensive, right?”

You beg to differ, but then you consider the fact that Soonyoung (lord knows how) is a lot more well off than you are as a freelance dancer. You abandon the lingering doubt to slap on what you hope is a face of a pleading puppy dog at the purple-haired male.

He audibly blanches. “Alright, let’s get to work now, can we? Good thing there isn’t anything in my stomach to hurl out, yeesh...” He tries once again to snatch the pair of scissors from your possession, but the icy glare you shoot at him makes his actions falter.

“You’re still hopeless at crafts, by the way,” you inform him, the image of your ruined album, hastily patched together with silver strips of adhesive with dog-eared pages here and there, surfacing in your mind. You can’t help but laugh at that ridiculous scenario. “Duct tape, really?”

“Oh shush, I panicked. At least let me feed you while you wrap, okay?”

You both reached an efficient compromise whereby you handle the wrapping while ever so often opening your mouth such that Soonyoung could slip a french fry between your lips, him munching on his own burger as well.

“Eat!” Soonyoung snaps when you refused the tenth fry. He’s realised by now that you had an awful habit of not eating whenever you’re too absorbed in something. “How are you going to wrap the presents for the kids well on an empty stomach?”

“Who cares about the kids,” you drone, your words coming out as more of a statement than a question.

Letting out a puff of air at his dark violet fringe, Soonyoung tries again. “How are you going to get your paycheck to buy more merchandise if you’re working on an empty stomach?”

“Ah,” you part your jaws and Soonyoung feeds you again with a resigned sigh. “Who knew you’d be this whipped for your favourite artiste?”

“Who didn’t?” you point out, throwing aside the finished toy car with reckless abandon.

“Yuta was complaining the other day that you barely have the time to hang out with him because you’ve chained yourself to this job. And for what, money for more merchandise and concert tickets?”

You hear the incredulity in his voice and you purse your lips. “Look, think whatever you want, but they make me happy. This world sucks and their music is a form of escapism for me. I’ll be willing to work day and night for the boys that make my life just that much brighter. Like it or not, they will pretty much occupy the majority of the space in my heart.”

You both fall silent while you catch your breath from that revelation. From the corner of your eye, you see Soonyoung shifting his eyes nervously. “Then… is there at least space for one more person in your life?”

The scissors in your hand slip and clatter onto the table noisily.

“I mean--” Soonyoung stutters, knowing how his words must have sounded like. “I want to make it up to you, you know. We started off on a bad note because of me, and I’d like it if we can have a do-over. Let’s go out for lunch or dinner sometime after this stinking job ends.”

Surprisingly, that sounded good to you, but there’s no way you’re letting him get the impression that you’re warming up to him this quickly. “Fine, I’ll see if I can squeeze you in.”

“Great!” His eyes, already tiny like the that of a hamster’s, light up like a child’s on a Christmas morning. “We’ll head on out for dinner after our shift tomorrow, then we’ll head on to the shop to get your new album, sounds good?”

Dammit, I like this kid already.

You nod, and you both resume work. At some point, you turned on your Spotify playlist to let Soonyoung get to know the kind of music you’re listening to, and he actually enjoys them. In return, he lets you listen to his favourite bands and musicians.

You even let him try his hand at wrapping a relatively simple box-shaped gift, only to grab it back in utter horror when he sticks the wrapping paper inside out.

You don’t know how long you’ve been going at it, but Soonyoung stiffens in fear when you both hear a resounding metallic click from a few metres away.

“W-was that the mall custodian locking up?” he whimpers, but he turns befuddled when he sees you looking completely nonchalant.

“Yeah, the mall closes at eleven, the doors will open again at seven in the morning.”

At this point, Soonyoung can’t even begin to feel surprise anymore. “How many times have you been locked in here because of work?”

“Eh, thrice counting this.”

“God, you’re hopeless.”

“But this means we’ll be first in line to grab some drinks at Starbucks tomorrow. We can have our date then. You in, kid?”

And Soonyoung actually laughs, whether it is out of amusement or of sheer despair, you can’t really tell.

“Oh geez, what have I gotten myself into…”

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sonatanotwo · 7 years

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*BLUE SCREEN OF DEAAAATH*

An error has occurred. Please stand by while Virgil-mun reboots.

EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE 00:32 ATTACKED.

........WELL SHIT.

I mean. I think the more I let this soak in... I’m kinda okay with it??? In a I LOVED MY HEADCANONS SO MUCH BUT. Like. I could go either way in TOS. But it DID kinda feel like things were pointed differently in TAG??? X__x

But.

WHELP.

GUESS I GOT SOME HEADCANONS TO UH... TWEAK.

So many headcanons... and fic plans… and so much artwork...

Rest in pieces.

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lol I just. Oh man.

No single episode has ever thrown our world quite so upside down, much less ONE WORD. XD

BUT LIKE. I’ve been thinking as it’s been soaking in... standing back with a bit more objectivity...

I think the writing was KINDA on the wall? ^.^a

The way Scott and Virgil interact certainly pointed this way? Like. Bro pointed out Slingshot. John came down... and Scott and Virgil are both reassuring him. He’s very insecure there and Scott and Virgil very much take the role of two big bros. And there really is... just a vibe between them when they tease and jib each other and talk on missions. It’s hard to quite explain but. Yeah. And then just... Recharge. Recharge. All of it. I’m sure there’s other things, I’m just pulling these off top of my head. lol but yeah. We really can't say signs haven't been there, ya know? XD

And another thing that is easy to forget... many of the TAG! creative team were fans of the original. I think a lot of many casual fans (in that they didn’t have all the annuals and what not XD) I think did generally assume Virgil was second. Heck, if I’d only rewatched TOS and then TAG! without falling into wikis and fan fic, I’d probably have assumed Virgil was second too. lol :) And also... like.. 40? ish? years publications and stuff did put Virg 2nd. A lot of fans would have seen that long before Carlton and Bentley’s book changed everything in 2000 on. So. The possibility was always very strongly there this is how they’d go.

BUT. On the other hand, to be fair, there have certainly been mixed signals. The way Virgil and Gordon interact very much does feel like it was Virgil->Gordon. And in Breakdown a lot of the way Virgil and John bounced off each other did have a vibe to it... especially asking about ‘the big book of rescues’. Virgil being more experienced, you’d think he’d know before John. And just. In animation TALL to SMALL tends to reflect ages. XDDD Animation likes to be really that ridiculously obvious, because they think the visual cues are things kids need. lol

So it was entirely fair we went down this path. It was a nice path and things fit together well. I adored my headcanons. ;A; ...But. Perhaps we overlooked the more obvious a bit?? =Oa lol XD

This is going to take awhile to process and rework headcanons, gosh. XD Like. Trying to parse and it’s just...my brain... so bluescreened. XD Where to START. lolol I’ve been rping Virg over 2 years now? XD lol I mean, I could totally choose to ignore this, but... I always try to adhere to canon. I've always known there could be a risk John or Virgil would one day say something like this. XD I DID know. SO... I can’t really say I’m actually surprised.

LIKE, JUST, WOW, DID NOT EXPECT THAT TODAY. LOOOL

AT LEAST, I THINK this should lock everyone in order wise? Cause oh gosh, rewatching one of the interviews with David and Rasmus, David specifically says “both Alan and Gordon--even though they’re the youngest and sort of the jokers of the pack” and then Ras does vague mention ‘the two oldest’ (which I realize I do recall sorta wondering...Oldest? Scott and WHO?) then moment later does speak about Scott (having the weight of the world) and… Virgil being normally relaxed (and David speaks up all, but he’s the emotional caretaker.) ..Scott and Virgil. Oh gosh, it seems so obvious now. HAHA OOPS. XD

ANYHOO. RIGHT. SO.

How about the other 21:28 of the episode.... XDDD (I really thought this entire post would be just entirely OMG, GRANDMA AND VIRG SO ADORBS. LOLOLOLOL)

BUT YEAH. SO. ....STILL, OMG, GRANDMA AND VIRG SO ADORBS!!!1!!! Gosh, Virgil loves his Grandma, especially to take her shopping, I guess. XDDD He’s so patient with her. XD

DICE. lolol They didn’t seem very Virg to me, but then Bro found info that apparently pilots would hang dice for good luck? especially showing the number 7? One point I think 5 and 2 are upwards. And like when Grandma baps them, they show 4 2 and 1 XDDD I GUESS HE NEEDED LUCK FOR GRANDMA SHOPPING. XDDDD Must not be too attached to em’ since gave em’ away though.

SCOTT is the one who is especially all about his hair. HAHAHAHA XDDD (Also Grandma called him SCOTTY :D)

Virgil just. GOSH. So worried about her. Like. I said it about that clip. No he’s SO not talking to Grandma to take care of TB2, it’s to TB2 to take care of his Grandma. He’s really not so worried about TB2, it’s entirely Grandma he’s worried about in this episode. Totes. :|b

GRANDMA FLEW AROUND THE WORLD. She was like. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. A;sdjoasia Met her husband and had a son. (...one son? ...oops. WELL. So much for that bit of sorta TOS semi-Canon XD That’s the extra materials for ya. lol Although... Designated Drive Parker said your father and his brothers? Though coulda been a throw-away for the joke? Hum. XD ) They liked exploring too?! (I guess that’d explain the compass…) This doesn’t entirely nix out the Kansas setting I think, but gosh. HRM.

Grandma... has a name.

Grandma has a name, guys. (...WELL, yes, obviously she did, but wow didn’t expect to actually get TOLD it.)

And it's not Ruth. (...WELL, obviously it was never gonna be cause that was %100 fanfiction created fanon, but.)

I just. a;sidj a;sidja ;aosjida

WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT THIS EPISODE EITHER. WELL THEN.

Sally Tracy :D

Gosh what else. Lololol Grandma’s shopping list is a hoot. Even Virgil looks so like oh god this list what, when he’s reading it at the end. I also sense many creative team injokes on it. XD Oh guess know it is a snooker table now. (...why… do they need new cues? XDa Maybe a show injoke? Maybe those tiny ones break a lot? HRM XD) Lemon squeezer loooool.

I like even though cooking did come up, it was like… not oh god cooking jokes.

I just. GOSH.

There is so much to think about. I’m still kinda stuck on 00:32 muchless the rest. XD

ANYHOO. I think I’m going to make another post to ramble in about headcanons. Got so much to now try and sort out in my brain. Cause as much as it doesn’t change everything it does still change things.

#Thunderbirds Are Go #TAG Spoilers #Episode: Grandma Tourismo #THIS IS A VERY LONG POST #as you might expect XD #...too long really #I'm RAMBLING SORRY XD #MAN this episode was nearly everything I hoped for #and everything I NEVER EXPECTED #good GOSH #yeah this is going to take me awhile to figure out in my head #UGH I can't believe even this happened right after that ask other day I replied #prolly jinxed myself or something looool #man I'm screaming but man this affects #like... all the bros save really Alan? lol #gosh @__@#~order change

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specsnsarcasm · 6 years

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My Review of... ‘Suicide Squad’

Watching Suicide Squad (Full disclosure: I’m SUPER turnt rn). Here are my thoughts.

Why am I watching this shitty movie again?

Will smith is too old for this role. Not that he’s not good, he’s fine. But give me new blood for a possible franchise, not a Will Smith vehicle!

Is he hoping for a Deadshot movie? Just no. My guess is he chose this role thinking that it’d be big, and that it’d put him up there in his own villain movie, on par with Joker. (He’s still kicking himself for getting his ego get in the way of Django. So he chose this ensemble, but it was the wrong one). He does get top billing tho. But that means next to nothing. That’s like being Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Hallmark movie.

Deadpool >>>> Deadshot.

I wish I were an archaeologist… then I’d have nice things.

The guy who plays Col. Rick Flag is underwhelming.

It’s only 11:46pm????

For a model, Cara Delevingne has a weak chin. She’s not a good actress

I wonder why Jay Hernandez never became a bigger star.

In the movie-verse, DC is Marvel, without the fun. :/

Did Will Smith just “sweetie” Viola Davis????? Nonononono. She could cut him and no one would even know.

Jared Leto is a wanker. Fuck him and his self importance. Also, there were baby clothes in that knife circle of his. um….the fuck???

I miss Heath Ledger.

o man, I’m wasted.

this movie is a mess.

As soon as I saw the Canadian (Adam Beech), I *knew* he was a goner.

Harley is a delight to watch.

“What are we, some kind of “Suicide Squad?“ ROLL CREDITS!”

Katana is wasted. not me wasted, but underused, and kinda pointless

(Man, I’m fucked up! Getting to the cozy, sleepy phase of the evening.)

They filmed this in my city! couldn’t be arsed to go dt. A lot of ppl were excited, an equal number were put out tho…

Scott Eastwood is kind of hot (for a douchebag bro). That backwards cap?? GTFoutta here with that. I thought he’s be taller tho. Too bad he’s an asshole (aka his father’s son).

These stone ppl remind me of the chitauri in Avengers. inconsequential, and I don’t really care.

The music is really not bad…

Will Smith & Margot Robbie’s chemistry (non-romantic) is the only real thing.

“That’s gangsta.“ ha

Favourite: Harley. She’s fun; Least favourite: Enchantress. If I hear that name one more time!… Zzzzzzz.

Cara Delevingne is NOT good in this, This movie is a prime example of how studio execs, with a bag full of buzz-words, ruin creative vision.

Why, literally two seconds after Pyro said he killed his wife and kids does Jai Courtney go after Harley for being “pretty on the outside but ugly on the inside”? THE FUCK, you say? that’s some sexist bullshit. Ppl in glass houses…

CGI half-torn American flags in the middle of Union Station in Toronto is hilarious. lolololol

Those falling sky bricks surely would have killed many people.

“Let’s have some fun.“ Amanda Waller is kind of badass.

I wish Antman in Civil War had the same kind of motivation to see his daughter as Deadshot did for his. frown.

Does Amanda Waller know Bruce Wayne is Batman????? oh sh!t.

#suicide squad #drunk thoughts #movie reviews #my review of

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aouba · 7 years

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@vidoxi knows I like to talk about myself so here we go (jk lol well i guess you know now)

A~Age: 22 and a half

B~Biggest fear: Ending up homeless and alone

C~Current time: 9pm (just got off work and seen this tag :P)

D~Drink you last had: Dr. Pepper (or some knock off idk tastes the same)

E~Easiest person to talk to: @bloomprince (my IRL little brother)

F~Favorite song: I have been listening to so much FNAF fan-music its insane but currently I love Daddy’s little monster by TryHardNinja

G~Grossest Memory: (funny you should mention food poisoning jesse) I once got food poisoning from a corndog (I was probably in 5th grade?) and I woke up feeling fine, got myself a glass of water, and went back to bed. Only to wake up again needing to vomit, ended up vomiting in my water glass, which got the attention of my brothers cat, ended up vomiting on said cat, which caused her to run and get vomit everywhere in her path.

H~Horror yes or no: yeeeeeessss

I~In love: heh I was, but feelings fade.

J~Jealous of people: Jealous of people who have money because money would solve at least 50% of my problems

K~Killed someone: maybe with body odor, my brother says I smell like onions if I dont put deodorant on lolololol

L~Love at first sight or should I walk by again: walk by a few more times lemme get a good look at ya ;P jk

M~Middle Name: Ann

N~Number of siblings: 1 lil bro, 1 older bro, so 2 total.

O~One wish: That my cosplays for this upcoming sakura-con will look how I want them to look

P~Person you called last: my lil bro makes another appearance! I needed a ride home from work and I was hoping he was in the area.

Q~Question you’re always asked: “Can I place an order for carry-out?” Seriously why else would you be calling, we don’t deliver. (I answer the work phone and I swear everyone asks that)

R~Reason to smile: I have many beautiful sons (lots of OC’s that need so much development. They make me so happy and so mad at the same time RIP)

S~Song you last sang: I have had Drunken Whaler from the Dishonored soundtrack in my head off and on for months, so I sing that a lot, its a darker twist on the Irish Rovers song Drunken Sailor.

T~Time you woke up: lol 1:30pm and thats only because I work at 2pm on Sundays

U~Underwear color: This pair of Walking Dead briefs (link is sfw lol)

V~Vacation destination: Seattle Washington~ I have faimly there and there’s this one Asian grocery store connected to a book store that I can get anime merch and stuff cause I also am a big weeb

W~Worst Habit: I procrastinate, and I also have a short attention span, that combination makes it so I do lots of things back to back but none of them are what needs to be done.

X~X-rays had: I’v had my teeth x-rayd, was pretty neat, turned out I had one baby tooth that never fell out because I didn’t have an adult tooth to push it out and it started to rot, so they had to take it! I never got a replacement so I’m missing a tooth.

Y~Your favorite food: I love a good rare steak any day of the week. I also really like Salmon (especially in sushi)

Z~Zodiac Sign: l’m a leo baby <3

I dont really like tagging people in these but if you want to fill it out and pretend I tagged you, you can! I’ll read it if I’m tagged in it~

#My post #Text #about the blogger

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ficswithrimi · 6 years

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AIGHT RIMI BUT TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME you best be answering 1-100 too cuz u love me ❤️❤️❤️😎🤪

erkmgaenr;gW i WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO RETALIATE T_T

1:Is there a boy/girl in your life?

Does Jaehyun from NCT count? If not, no ;;;

2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

Sure? Idk who hurt me last lmao

3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

A cat lolol

4:What’s something you really want right now?

To go to KCON NY to see NCT ;;;;;

5:Are you afraid of falling in love?

Actually, yes? I think it’ll make me more vulnerable than what I’m already am lol

6:Do you like the beach?

Not really. The humidity causes my hair to become frizzy ;;

7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

Nope.

8:What’s the background on your cell?

LMAO Jaehyun.

9:Name the last four beds you were sat on?

My bed x4

10:Do you like your phone?

I have an iPhone X. I actually do like it.

11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

Hell no. I’m supposed to be preparing to move to Korea this year but that’ll have to wait until 2019.

12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

Uh... one of my coworkers, I think?

13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

A poodle!

14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

Emotional. Physical pain is guaranteed to go away eventually.

15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

A zoo!!!!!!!

16:Are you tired?

I’m always tired.

17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact?

My first contact is me lmao so 22 years.

18:Are they a relative?

I guess? Am I related to myself?

19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

HELLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOO!! Miss me with that bullshit.

20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

Uhhhh Christmas?

21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

Probably not.

22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Refer to my answer on question 19.

23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

24:Is there a certain quote you live by?

There are many worlds. But they share the same sky. One sky, one destiny - Kingdom Hearts (I see it as we’re all equal and live under the same sky so no one is above another, ya know?)

25:What’s on your mind?

Why KH3 gotta be released in 2019 when Nomura told me 2018. He playin these GAMES!

26:Do you have any tattoos?

No, but I’m getting my first tattoo dedicated to SHINee next month!

27:What is your favorite color?

Blue, black, pink, and mint green!

28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

When Jae and I make things official lmao

29:Who are you texting?

@uexe

30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

The last person I kissed was when I was 15 and that was only once so no.

31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

All the time.

32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

@uexe

33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

Lowkey? Yes...

34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

All theeeeee time.

35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

Okay and? Lmao.

36:Were you single on Valentines Day?

As always.

37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

Nopeeeeee.

38:What do your friends call you?

Karimi, Rimi, shorty, or bitch (in a friendly way lmao)

39:Has anyone upset you in the last week?

Yes, my entire job.

40:Have you ever cried over a text?

Idk? Probably have.

41:Where’s your last bruise located?

Upper inner thigh.

42:What is it from?

Me shaving my bikini line lmaooo

43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

Today.

44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My dad.

45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

Yeah, these black wedges I have.

46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

Yep.

47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style?

NOPE!! My hair is my baby.

48:Do you make supper for your family?

Occasionally.

49:Does your bedroom have a door?

Bedrooms don’t have doors?

50:Top 3 web-pages?

Tumblr, YouTube, Google

51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

Yes.

52:Does anything on your body hurt?

The bruise on my inner thigh lol.

53:Are goodbyes hard for you?

Yes!

54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

Idk?

55:How is your hair?

A mess.

56:What do you usually do first in the morning?

Check my messages from @ninetynine-dreams

57:Do you think two people can last forever?Of course!

58:Think back to January 2007, were you single?

I was like 11 so yes lmao.

59:Green or purple grapes?

Purple!

60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

Idk? Probably when I see my friend who lives in Korea next year?

61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

Yes.

62:When will be the next time you text someone?

Now.

63:Where will you be 5 hours from now?

Preparing to go out to get mexican food and margaritas with my best friend.

64:What were you doing at 8 this morning.

Sleep.

65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

My coworker lmaoooo. Omg yall, I told him I loved him yesterday (as a joke) and you should’ve seen his face. He was shookt.

66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

Jaehyun ^^

67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

Not yet lmao.

68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

Wow, I really love taekwondo. (I started classes yesterday lol)

69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Yep!

70:How many windows are open on your computer?

Two.

71:How many fingers do you have?

Ten lol.

72:What is your ringtone?

Good Evening - SHINee

73:How old will you be in 5 months?

Still 22.

74:Where is your Mum right now?

Hopefully in Heaven

75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

Sora is a video game character from Kingdom Hearts and therefore it is physically impossible for me to be with him.

76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

Nope.

77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

Yep.

78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

Seventh grade? This dude named John lolol he was a fuckboiii

79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure.

80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

Does me as a baby and my parents count??

81:How many people have you liked in the past three months?

Just Jaehyun.

82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

Nope.

83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

Tell Jae to call me and then I will.

84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

Probably my best friend.

85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

Yes.

86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

I went to a movie with a bunch of hot guys and left with none of their numbers ayeeee.

87:Who was your last received call from?

My dad.

88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

Nah, I’m not heartless.

89:What is something you wish you had more of?

mONEY?!

90:Have you ever trusted someone too much?

Yep!

91:Do you sleep with your window open?

Nah!

92:Do you get along with girls?

Of course. Girls are cool.

93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

Not really?

94:Does sex mean love?

HELL NO!

95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

Yeah.

96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

Nope.

97:Did you sleep alone this week?

I sleep alone every week.

98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

Of course. Kpop, reading, my friends, dancing, my playstation 4, KINGDOM HEARTS, my family,etc.

99:Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. Jaehyun is the love of my life but when I first saw him in The Seventh Sense I was lit like “Lolololol who’s the curly haired kid? Why you let them do that to you, son? Where’s Ten? That’s bae.” Then Firetruck came out and my hoe ass was like “WHO’S THAT ONE?! -points at Jaehyun-” and I’ve been falling slowly for him ever since 2016. Now I don’t have any other biases lmao.

100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

Idek man. Probably my coworker/close friend Jasmine.

OKAY IM DONE WHEW!

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