#guess i gotta keep watching

[gabessquishytum]

Okay hear me out: Warprize Hob but he's got a small penis.

When he's first captured and learns what his role is, a part of him thinks the Nightmare King will see him and have him executed or something. But the first night in the king's bed Dream's look is absolutely predatory in the sexiest way. Usually Hob doesn't put up with any of his partners making comments about his size, he puts them in their place if they say anything he doesn't like. But with Dream it's different. Maybe it's because his voice is so low and smooth, but truthfully it's because no matter what Dream says he seems lazer focused on Hob's pleasure.

Dream smirks down and says the most degrading, humiliating things about Hob's cock, tells him how useless it is, how he's lucky his hole is so nice and tight, how Dream could do more with his fingers than Hob's cock... yet he still practically worships it with his hands and mouth. He says things that would normally have Hob snarling, but instead all he can do is whimper and beg as Dream swallows him down. Dream of course is fucking massive, and he rubs their cocks together so Hob can see how ridiculous his prick looks next to Dream's.

Bonus: Hob is subjected to being very thoroughly measured by the palace taylor- all the miniscule numbers announced out loud, of course- because Dream doesn't have any cock cages small enough for him, so he has no choice but to get one specially made for his precious pet~

Fun fact, the small peepee + humiliation/degradation thing is one of my underrated faves!!! Don't ask me why, my kinks are a mystery unto everyone (including me).

Hob squirms under Dream’s attention in a way he never has before. He's never felt particularly bothered about his size til now... but even so the few little inches of his cock are fully hard. When Dream comes up close and uses his finger to measure against Hob’s dick, Hob trembles and tries to disguise how horny all of this is making him.

"How cute." Dream almost giggles. He's poking and prodding at Hob like he's an inanimate object. He even starts addressing Hob’s dick directly - likes he's not even a person! The humiliation burns and his little cock twitches. "What a useless little thing you are. So small, hiding down here. Hardly even bigger than my thumb..."

And then he kisses Hob’s cock like he's worshiping it. Takes it into his mouth and suckles lazily on the hot flesh. Hob whines and squirms and inevitably cums down Dream’s throat - not that's much of his cum, though. Barely a mouthful.

Dream makes sure that everyone knows about his new warprize, and especially about his pretty cocklet. He decorates Hob in jewels and gold, and ties a red ribbon around his prick to highlight just how small it is. Everyone around the palace knows about Hob’s measurements by now and he has to live with the shame... not that it's much of a hardship. Dream is constantly praising him for his other virtues - his strong body, his talented mouth, his vice-tight hole.

And he acts like Hob’s small cock is the hottest thing he's ever seen. For all he insults Hob for his size, ridiculing him until tears prick at the corner of his eyes... Dream is obsessed with those inches a hot, sweet flesh. Constantly taking Hob’s dick in his mouth, teasing it with his fingers, even letting Hob put it inside him occasionally (that inevitably leads to massive humiliation as Hob simply can't satisfy his master like that).

Its really a huge relief for Hob to know that his useless little penis is still loved and adored. Dream definitely won't be letting him go any time soon, no matter how his body looks.

#the sandman #dreamling #nsft #cw degradation #cw humiliation #watch desperately try to keep the humiliation kink dialled down #ugh gotta add small peepee hob to the lists of Fics I Must Write i guess #warprize hob

[malyen0retsev]

i feel like gen z need to be sat down and explicitly told it is ABSOLUTELY OK to say the wrong thing and do the wrong thing sometimes. growing up actually means fucking up, and if you spend your whole life paranoid of being ‘problematic’ then you are legitimately going to drive yourself into an anxiety induced meltdown. watching or reading ‘problematic’ media does not make you a bad person, and tbfh sometimes watching or reading said media (provided you keep your analytical brain switched on) is a good thing to do. because just as we learn by seeing what’s right to do, we also learn by seeing what’s not right to do. 

and without wishing to sound horrendously horrendously ‘i am in my mid twenties’, you don’t need to let the entire world know what you’re watching and reading. you actually don’t need to let the entire world know a damn thing about you, and i feel like a lot of the anxiety i see from gen-z online is this terror of being called problematic precisely because the boundaries for oversharing are next to non-existent. growing and changing and learning are a fundamental part of being a teenager, and you will say and do ‘problematic’ shit which will make you cringe in your twenties, and that’s absolutely ok because you will have learned from it. 

#and on a serious note too for the love of god stop digging up peoples tweets from a decade ago. that adds to this toxic cycle #i was an absolute moron in my teens idk how many times i have to say it #i grew up in a conservative area and went to christian camps do i need to Spell Out the sort of nonsense i believed as a teen #and would u look at me now. age 26 and queer and very open about the nonsense i used to say #and nobody judges me even slightly for it. because the consensus is just 'you were a teenager. you learned. you don't believe that anymore' #HOW SHOCKING THAT THE WORLD KEEPS TURNING #anyway that's admittedly my somewhat extreme experience lmao #but seeing younger teens rip themselves apart online for OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I WATCHED THIS PROBLEMATIC TV SHOW #like my dudes when we were teens we used to look up clips from Saw on youtube FOR FUN #it's ok to make mistakes it's ok to be an idiot #what you've gotta be aware of is to stop documenting every single thing you have ever done online #because i swear it adds to the anxiety of 'what if someone calls me out on this' #just live and let live and don't actively be a prat and you'll be all good #ANYWAY #saw several posts about this this morning hence The Rant #sarah rambles #gen z #i guess??? #important

[lesbianphan]

since it looks like they aren't posting tonight, I'm gonna go back to watching the VoD of Julien playing supermarket simulator to be both simultaneously stressed as hell and relaxed

#personal #he keeps taking loans to pay loans #and his store is so disorganized #too aries #but I love him so I keep watching #plus that game is fun as hell #I just like repetitive games like that idk what's wrong with me don't ask assdkan #anyway #I guess we gotta wait till tomorrow for a gaming vid most likely q.q #it's sad bitches hour cause the gays have forsaken us

[hecksupremechips]

Idk man I just need to hold hands with Kai Satou and I’ll be good

#yttd #he needs kisses yeah #ive just been watching his fondness events from your time to shine and theyre kinda making me feel things like damn i didnt expect #them to be as good as they are i guess it really shows how good these characters are man 😩 #the nao ones really got to me cuz she calls him silly and kind and hes like 🥺🍳 just like absolutely clueless what to do with himself #he doesnt know how to socialize or receive compliments hes so unused to that shit #its like dammit give this man some kisses right the fuck now 👺👺👺 #then idk he just has a really stupid sense of humor and chases reko around to tell her ghost stories cuz he likes them #and because he likes to be a menace #he accidentally becomes kannas mom and he wears a bucket in his head to match her #idk like i already liked him a lot when i initially played the game and then like recently introduced a friend to it #and she LOVED kai which was unsurprising to me lol and i was just like. yeah actually kai fuckin rules #and his past story made me feral and then yeah i discovered these fondness events and im like #okay so yeah hes the best character #or at least my second favorite character i still gotta keep shin on his pedestal #aaaaghhh its really hard deciding my favorite characters in this game theyre all so good like even the characters im not crazy about #are still really fucking good and yeah just like everyone feels important and well developed its very good #anyways i have such a type for pretty boys with big autism who were raised to be assassins but now theyre house husbands

[hesmuchmoreimportant]

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland | Tweedledum + Everything Everywhere All At Once

I know you see yourself as a fighter. I see myself as one, too. This is how I fight.

#ouatiw #ouatiwedit #Once Upon a Time in Wonderland #Tweedledum #guess who just watched eeaao and has feelings #so here's a random Tweedle edit #this is 100% my headcanon for him and the exact mindset I try to keep when I'm doing any writing or planning for his character #like obviously it's Wonderland and you'll be eaten alive in a second for showing any sort of weakness #so you gotta be careful who you trust and who you're being genuine with #but regardless of how he has to present himself at times this is his internal worldview #see: him risking his life to save Ana after she was consistently horrible to him for the entire show #Tweedle feels!!!! #iii #t #mine #mine: ouatiw #mine: graphic

[imwritesometimes]

the whole ~omg I don't want to have to watch 1 or 2 episodes of bobf to be caught up with mando~ argument doesn't exactly hold up if the same person will literally watch 30 movies to be caught up with marvel shit....

#I don't like the whole 'you gotta watch em all' bullshit grind either but like I guess it just DOESN'T make sense to me cause #I ONLY watched the bébé centeic eps of bobf. did not watch anything else. it wasn't exactly hard to make sense of #even only watching like..... 2 eps. #to me that's not even that bad like you don't even have to watch the whole series......... #now if they have 8 dif star wars shows and you have to watch all of em to keep up #yeah I'm fuckin done bro #but idk. in its current form. seems like a week argument. #ESP coming from ppl still defending marvel and saying there is no such thing as marvel burnout like lol ok sure jan #not sure how to tag this one as I don't really want it in offical tags but I don't want it just floatin out there #for ppl who don't want to see anything abt this subject matter 😞 #fuck it I can always delete the post I guess idk I just don't want to invite..... the clownery...... #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #erin explains it all #don't. read. online. reviews. for shit. you like. ever.

[apartmentofdark]

holy shit man what he's BACK?????

#guess i gotta put watching wwe on my fucking weekly repertoire now thanks PHIL #little BITCH. missed him #cant wait to see what type of bullshit he gets up to next #i cant not keep up with what he's doing. there's just always something going on #cm punk #✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

[hellaephemeral]

damn i also have to watch buddy daddies

#so much to do sooo much #didn’t think something caLLED “BUDDY DADDIES” would turn out to be so good #i mean i am guessing it’s good #i saw some clips on tiktok and they have me in tears #alsooo #mutuals on my dash pLS STOP GIVING ME BRAINROT FOR A SHOW I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED YET #i keep liking fanart and posts knowing i won’t be able to reblog them until after i started the show #this is law btw #first i gotta watch sk8 tho i promised

[litt1e-prince]

saw a post about how DBK and PIF are bad parents and if I had less self control I’d make a whole post explaining why they are good parents cause you see-

#lays down u don’t get it #he didn’t see his dad for 500 years he doesn’t know what his dad is like or how his dad will react #so red son constantly overshoots to make his dad proud #and even tho he fails a WHOOOOLE BUNCH #his dad (who also hasn’t seen his son in 500 years and doesn’t know who he is or how he reacts to things) #constantly gives him the chance time and time again to fail and try again #cause he can tell that this is importsnt— THEY ARE BONDING #THEY DANCE AROUND EACH OTHER AWKWARDLY BUT ITS THEM BONDING #rubs eyes I gotta go back to sleep but I have lots of thoughts about the demon bull family #mainly cause I was watching this whole show with friends and they were all like #‘wow that family sucks. they all suck. why does dbk keep giving his son a chance? just tell him no and do it yourself’ #and I slowly watched the opinions turn into ‘they’re a good family. he loves his wife so much and he would do anything for his son’ #and it’s tRUE! #I think in the beginning it’s meant to be implied they’re all horrible towards each other cause they’re demons #it’s meant to warp your perspective until later episodes and you realise that was just them bonding #cause its tang telling the story right? so I’m guessing he just jumps and assumes a bunch unreliable narrator type beat #I say it’s tang telling the story cause it ends/starts with him and he’s constantly writing down in his diary the tales #LIKE WUKONG AND NEZHAS FIGHT- if he wrote it down from Nezhas perspective it would prolly be different but we only saw wukong perspective #so that’s what tang writes down (and this what the audience sees) #it’s why there’s that whole thing of seeing the bad guys version of events but not seeing wukongs- which is why people like macaque so much #oh I could analyse this show so much #me? me? I’m ill I could connect dots that don’t even exist #smudgie talk

[discoreptile]

Zaptor from Elestrals!

#elestrals #pixel art #Hey gang another secret tag update #I am in talks with the guy who makes this and he's commissioning me to make every elestral :') #this is my first animation commission/job that will stop me from having to worry about commissions for like... months #maybe even a full year. who knows. But the point is I will finally be a big shot #My home and love life are comfortable as can be but I have been worried about money a little recently as commissions are sporadic #But... I'm actually on track to move to full time animation. I'm so excited. #Game is still under construction. Story is done and I'm still coding. Might need a new computer soon because this one is nearly a decade old #I'm so hopeful that the universe has finally thrown me a proverbial bone at least career wise #I have a small fanbase who is really really nice to me and I met a lot of friends there and I need to remember them when this all kicks off #Misty Ripley Heck are three that have been super supportive and I will help give back to them for keeping me afloat this whole time #Ashley has also been subscribed to me for a year. It's our year anniversary soon and I'm so nervous bc I'm not certain what to get her/do #Will just be grateful to have more memories w her. Might get a little trip away somewhere if she can get someone to watch pets #just checked. Nothing standing out but I'll figure it out now that money is significantly less of a worry #I guess that's nearly every one of my worries gone. Just gotta actually grind and finish game and I'll have nearly nothing to complain about

[heffrondriving]

CARLOS' FACE AT THE END HELP

#THE WAY LOGAN JUST CASUALLY SLAPP + LOS' SOFT 'WHAT...?' IS JUST. SHATTERED MY SOUL HOW DARE YOU SIR. HERE HAVE A CHEEK KISS FOR UR CRIMES #IF THEY DON'T COLD-BLOOD MURDER EACH OTHER OVER A SANDWICH ON THIS TOUR THEN WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT #WHAT'S THAT???? OH MY GOD HERE COMES PENAVEGA BEHIND HENDERSON WITH A STEEL CHAIR- #GOTTA KEEP THAT CARGAN RIVALRY WELL ALIVE FOR THE TINFOIL HAT NUTTERS AND TWISTED FIC WRITERS OUT THERE (JOKE THIS IS A. JOMJKE DON'T @ ME) #btr #big time rush #carlos penavega #logan henderson #video #rusher #carlitos #logiebear #stop it forever #cargan #i guess #if theyre actually recreating/referencing smth here i have no idea; if anyone knows feel free to enlighten me bc i need to brush up on lore #or maybe it's just logan's revenge for carlos leaving him hanging in the ngyu music video???? #anywayyy. watches this on a loop five thousand times to squeeze every last drop of dopamine in my dysfunctional braimhole.

[kittyhazelnut]

I fear I've made a grave mistake

#covid was going around at work so i made sure to keep my N-95 on at all times and use proper ppe with any covid resident #because i was Not gonna get sick befote comic-con #and i didn't! #but comic-con's over and i think i might have caught covid during the convention 😬 #fortunately my sunday cosplay was quite literally a giant box with a hole over the eyes so i doubt i really passed it on then #but i wasn't wearing a mask (despite being very aware that i could end up getting covid because it's a huge crowd of people) #and i am realizing that was a Mistake #I'm only feeling a little gross so far but it's making me remember how much covid sucked #(not as bad as the flu tho so at least there's that?) #and wearing a mask would have been so much less uncomfortable than that constant headache and sore throat #I'm gonna hopefully get tested tomorrow and obviously I'll wear a mask if i leave the house even if it's negative just to be safe #but next year i think I'll probably make some cute lil masks to match my cosplays #because this was A Mistake™ #(and it was a fairly shitty weekend too because apparently i only catch covid on shitty days) #(the first time i got it was - i think - from watching Morbius in theaters because it was the only place i didn't mask up bc snacks) #(so i guess i just gotta stop making bad decisions and having bad days) #okay I'm going to bed so i can wake up and get tested and hopefully find out I'm wrong 🤞

[pokimoko]

Just reached 20K words on my next Moon Knight fic! It’s looking like it’ll end up being another 30K fic, so it’s still a little way off from being posted. And most of the snippets I want to share (and god I want to share them so bad) are kind of spoilery for the overarching plot, so for now I will simply pique your interest with what I have deemed the story’s “vibe moodboard”:

Make of it what you will.

#my fic stuff #moon knight #esotam series #eternal sunshine of the absent mind series #not gonna announce the name yet BUT i will do the acronym for it and you'll just have to ponder what it could stand for #IYA(RTMOGD) #(i'll give you a clue: one of the words is absence...gotta keep that naming scheme consistent) #feel free to make some guesses #okay so there's a lot of things shown here so from left to right top to bottom it's *deep breath*: #mr robot. adventure time. doctor who. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. madeline miller. before i forget (game). homecoming (tv). #in the mood for love (movie). finding nemo. the magnus archives. omori (game). michael in the bathroom (song). frankenstein (book). #palimpsest (podcast). steven william (photo). waiting in the wings (song). jeremy miranda (painting). #ocean vuong. love like you (song). the invisible life of addie larue (book) #alright that's all of it woof #some of those repeat by the way I put mr robot & adventure time & doctor who in a few times #a few of these are just quotes that clicked but most were things i 'researched' (love 'researching' tv shows and moves') #(it's both a. great way to trick my brain into watching stuff because it's for 'educational purposes' and b. a good way to procrastinate) #(or the secret third thing c. crying over something because i've now made the mental connnection between it and moon knight) #(*cough* magnus archives episode 170 recollection *cough*) #anyway....this one's gonna hurt