#grimhilda

[marinerainbow]

So... I've finally listened to the whole soundtrack of 'Six: the Musical'. And I want to post more of my work here.

So, taking inspiration from @slashingdisneypasta drabble set, here are imagines of the six wives, but with Disney Villains and different Y/N's.

TW warning: If you know anything about the musical or the history, you probably already know the warnings in this. Death, jealousy, infidelity, sexual references, attempted murder, actual murder, and trauma. You have been warned.

Claude Frollo - No Way

(I'm not entirely sure if this is historically accurate, I tried to find more information but couldn't. But we're here to have fun, we aren't in history class, so I'm ignoring it.)

You must agree that, baby, in all the time I've been by your side

I've never lost control, no matter how many times I knew you lied

Have my golden rule gotta keep my cool, yeah, baby

Frollo wasn't a priest, no matter how much he liked to carry himself as one. As such, he, just like everyone else, had to get married. And you, Y/N, had the 'honor' of becoming his spouse years ago.

On the outside, you two seemed to be an unstoppable pair: the cruel judge, and his cold, unassuming wife. But that couldn't have been more wrong.

No one has the curse of knowing this awful man like you do. Not even Quasimodo, the poor boy who you wish you could grant his dreams, knows of all the atrocities this man thinks up in his narrow-veiwed mind. The gypsies that are hunted down by him know too much, but at least they can voice their own protests.

You, however, must suffer in silence. All for God's will to have the wife subservient to her husband. Frollo loved to throw that one in your face constantly. Even though you read and quote the same damn scriptures he does.

I've put up with your sh- like every single day

But now it's time to shh and listen to what I have to say

Your only friend and ally in all this is the archdeacon. He, like you, is all too aware of Frollo's sins. But, just like you, there is little to nothing he can do about it. All he can do, is tell you when your husband is back on his shit again.

And you, even though you desperately want to knock that old fool off of his pedestal, know you can't. He is the judge, and you are just married to him. He is the one with all the power here, and all you can do is stay humble and loyal, like any good wife should do.

That was, until you heard of a certain woman who caught his eye.

You must think that I'm crazy, you wanna replace me

baby there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

If you think for a moment I'd grant you annulment

Just hold up, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

Even though you two haven't shared a bed in years- yes literal years, you still know that look in your husband's eye when he wants something. And you knew that he didn't want to burn Esmerelda at the stake.

Or maybe he did, since of course he would blame her for his sinful desires. Of course it's not his fault that he not only wants to sleep with the Romanian woman, but wanted to sleep with someone who wasn't wearing his ring.

There were many times, you admit, that you should have tried to intervene. Quasimodo and his mother were one of them. But you were so used to just focusing on your own safety and appearance that you had never gotten involved in his affairs. But the night you overheard Frollo, practically screaming into his fireplace, "Let her be mine, and mine alone!" was when you finally had enough.

You got me down on my knees, please tell me what you think I've done wrong

Been humble, been loyal, I've tried to swallow my pride all along

If you can just explain a single thing I've done to cause you pain, I'll go

All the years you held your tongue, all the years of built up rage had spilled out of your mouth that night like a broken dam. If Frollo was the burning fire, you were the raging storm.

Not only was he going to pursue- if you could call it that- another woman while you have been nothing but loyal to him, but he also carries himself to be even greater than your own cathedral. How he constantly blamed everyone else. Why? Why did he see himself as entitled to all this? What did he ever do that made him above God's will? What did you ever do to him that made him think he could just do what he pleased while you swallowed your own pride?

But fine. If he can give you one reason, just one, where he has the right to drag an innocent woman down with him, and even go so far as to blame God for his own desires, then you'll let him continue his buisness like normal, and you will wait for him at home like you always do.

No? You've got nothing to say?

I'm not going away

You made me a wife, so I'll be queen 'til the end of my life

Of course, you're not surprised when he just gives you the same speech about how everyone was at fault but himself. So, in his own language, he had no reason.

He promises he'll deal with you later, before heading out to go find Esmerelda. Being sure to lock you in the same room so you couldn't warn anybody. And of course, no matter how loud you screamed or pounding on the door, no one came to help you.

You got the front row seat to watching the dancers' trial. You got to watch in horror as Notre Dam threatened to be burnt to the ground, and feel proud of the deformed boy finally standing up to his 'master'. And, hours later, when your good friend the archdeacon finally finds you, you can barely contain the relieved smile on your lips when he informs you of your new status as the corrupt judges widow.

Gaston - Don't Lose Ur Head

(This one gets a double warning since it's a bit... uh... Well... This song made my inner bitch unleash. So this imagine is going to get extra spicy (I'm shocked but also kind of proud of myself, ngl))

He wanted me, obviously, messaging me like everyday

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding

I was prêt-à-manger

When you moved into the little French town, it didn't take long for all the villagers to notice you. Especially the boys. You were the next most beautiful girl in town after some other gal named Belle, so obviously they wanted you. Though quite frankly, you found them all boring, or gross. Haven't these people heard of dentures??

You were starting to lose hope of finding a night of fun in this town... Until you saw him. The one and only hero of this quiet little town, Gaston. You saw him, and you knew that he was going to be this villages saving grace for you.

And you knew damn well he wanted you too. Gaston isn't exactly the kind of guy to hold back.

Ooh, sent a reply

Ooh, just saying hi

Ooh, you're a nice guy

I'll think about it, maybe, X.O baby~

His ego was annoying, yes. How he just expected you to fall in his arms made you roll your eyes, even if you did want him to shove you onto the nearest surface and hike up your skirt. But hey, why not use it as an opportunity to play a game of cat and mouse? After all, he is a hunter; surely, he could recognize a good chase.

Just like any hunter worth his salt, he followed the tracks you left for him, finding all the signs you were close by, but just out of his sight where he had to keep trudging through to find you... Just before you'd slip away. What? Did he really think the new girl was going to make this easy for him?

It's only when you let him come closer, let him stroll into your home like he owns the damn place muttering about how you've "Finally learnt your place~", do you let him touch you... All night... Many times... And a lot of broken furniture.

Needless to say, Gaston decided that you were too good to just be a one and done lay. He was going to come back for you, and you knew it.

I didn't know I would move in with his misses

What? Get a life!

You're living with his wife?

Like, what was I meant to do?

Unfortunately though, this definitely caught the whole towns attention, especially all the ladies. And, in a small town, gossip and rumors spread like wildfire.

Suddenly, you heard people talking about you behind your back. Did they seriously think you were deaf!? And now, you hear that some people are jealous- both of Gaston and you, while others were confused. Wasn't Gaston seeing Belle? Were you some sort of mistress?

Oh, hell no! You don't want to be part of some threesome. You don't want to be the other woman. And after talking to this Belle, you know she has no interest either, in both an open relationship and Gaston himself.

Well, now that Belle filled you in on what was really going on- she's such a sweet gal. Maybe you should invite her over after you buy new furniture- you had no qualms with finding Gaston, in the middle of town, and ripping him a whole new one in front of everyone. And all he could do was stare at you dumbfounded as you did the one thing people in this town should have done a long time ago. It was either Belle- and she wasn't an option since she wanted no part in this- or you. And you weren't going to settle for half.

Uh-Oh! Here we go, your comic went viral

I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral

Wow, Anne Y/N, way to make the country hate you

Mate, what was I meant to do?

And now, everyone thinks you're the bitch. You can see it in their eyes. But you don't care. All you do is huff and turn on your heel to head home. You don't even notice the plotting look in the hunters eyes.

A few days later, Gaston actually comes knocking on your door, dressed in his finest, and asking you to marry him? Is he serious? Glancing out your window, you see nearly the whole town gathered in your front lawn with a band, cake, and pure white decor, complete with some crying bridesmaids.

... Yup. He was serious. Looks like that talking to you gave him really made him finally realize he couldn't have Belle. But you didn't expect to just get married straight away! Though you have to admit, the idea does have some merit. Maybe this town will stop talking about you if they know you two are officially an item.

That and, as much as he is a jackass, he's still one of the best lays you've ever had. You'd never have a dull night again.

So, ignoring the feeling in your gut that this was a bad idea, you go put on your best dress, lock arms with Gaston, and mentally prepare yourself for the wedding day you didn't think you'd have.

Henry's Gaston's out every night on the town

Just sleeping around, like what the hell?

If that's how it's gonna be, maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three

Just to make him jell!

Oh, you knew there was something going on between Gaston and those blonde triplets!

In hindsight, you probably should have realized that marrying Gaston would have a load of problems for yourself... But that doesn't make you any less pissed. Especially since he's still harassing Belle! In front of you! And when confronted, all he claims is that, obviously, why wouldn't he want the two most lovely girls in town?

Obviously, that leaves Belle disgusted even more, and you infuriated. You didn't give up your freedom just for him to keep acting like he owned you and your new friend. You were far too angry to even consider that maybe flirting with some of the guys at the bar in front of your husband wasn't the greatest idea on your part... What!? What were you meant to do!?

And, of course, that just leads to you being tossed into your own home and getting into your first lovers quarrel.

Henry finds out and he goes mental

He screams and shouts, like so judgemental

You damned witch! Mate, just shut up!

I wouldn't be such a bi- if you could get it up

Oh yeah. You said that. And he was not happy. Not. At. All.

The man you call your husband screams and shouts, his temper tantrum able to make the whole house shake from his sheer size alone. You don't back down though, and when he realizes this, all he does is storm back out. No doubt to his tavern. You don't follow though, you choose to just stay at home and take your own frustrations out on one of your pillows.

By the next morning though, the whole village has heard Gaston's exaggerated side of the story. And of course, everyone blames you. After all, Gaston was the hero! How could you betray his trust like this?? No one even considers the fact- or just doesn't care- that he's just as, if not more, guilty as you.

Great. Your life is ruined. All because you wanted to get a head.

Maleficent - Heart of Stone

(I know there are probably other villains who would fit this one better, but Mal is one of my favorites and I love the idea of her getting mad at herself for falling in love so I'm treating myself)

You came my way, and I knew a storm could come too. You'd lift me high, or let me fall

But I took your hand, promised I'd withstand any blaze you blew my way

'Cause something inside, it solidified, and I knew I'd always stay

You were a... Strange mortal, definitely. You were kind and curious, yes, but you had always been drawn to the darker side of the world. It made you the outcast in your village, but you didn't care. It wasn't like you were casting hexes on others, you were just enjoying your interests.

And when you ran into the mistress of all evil herself while on a trek in the forest, you weren't afraid of her. Even when she tried to scare you off, all you did was keep your cool and smile, too intrigued to go away.

You didn't know it then, but it reminded her of herself, centuries ago, before she became the dark fairy she is today. That was enough to let her spare you and just walk the other way instead, her irritation coming back when you just followed her, continuing to ask questions and just being a general nuisance. It got to the point that she just chose to teleport back to her castle, leaving you behind.

You can build me up, you can tear me down

You can try but I'm unbreakable

You can do your best, but I'll stand the test

You'll find that I'm unshakeable

This continued for so long. You were determined to get through Maleficient and her hard shell, and would constantly look for her in the forest. No matter what, you kept strong-willed, even when she would try to test your patience with her trickery and wickedness.

Fortunately, somehow, you won her heart. Even Maleficient was confused and honestly quite furious that you managed to break through her. Her. She wasn't a sweet little fairy who wanted nothing more than to love and be loved, and she could very easily break you... But she didn't.

When the fire's burnt, when the wind has blown

When the water's dried, you'll still find stone

My heart of stone

It wasn't long before Maleficent 'brought' you from your village to live with her. It'd be more accurate to say she whisked you away, but you don't mind. You didn't want to stay in the village anyway.

It was definitely an odd time of adjustment for her. She was used to only having Diablo for company- unless you count her army of goblins and imps- and she was perfectly fine with that. But now, she has to find a way to actually take care of her little mortal.

No matter what though, Maleficient kept you 'hidden away' so to speak. You weren't imprisoned, obviously, but she just preferred to keep her life with you separate from the rest. At least for now, while she was still getting the hang of this 'love' thing.

You were fine with that, even if you did want to know more about her magic and schemes. You're just happy to have won over your dark beloved. It was like a dream come true for you; living in a magical place, with the most beautiful and dangerous woman by your side... Though you had to admit, there was one more wish you had.

You say we're perfect, a perfect family

You hold us close, for the world to see

And when I say you're the only one I've ever loved, I mean those words truthfully

Eventually, when you told her you wanted a child, she was skeptical. She's already pushing herself with a lover, but a family? Especially a mortal family who will just pass while she lives on? Absolutely not. Not in her castle. You may be her lover, but she's still the queen of this castle.

But, she does love you. You're the only person she actually wants to see happy. It took a long time, but you were able to get her to see the appeal of starting a family. After all, if you can sneak your way into this fairy's heart, anything is possible.

But you are absolutely not letting her kidnap a child and replacing it with a changeling. You want kids, but you didn't want to rip them away from their own family. She knows a thing or two about magic. Surely there's some way you two could have your own child? Maleficent at first scoffed at the notion; she's never heard of anything like that, and she's an expert in this sort of thing. But fine, she'll investigate, just so she can rub it in your face how right she is.

Her smug aura practically vanishes, and is replaced with your own, when she finds out that yes! There is indeed a spell that allows you two to have a baby together magically... "Alright, Y/N, wipe that smile off of your face, we have a youngling to create. Come on."

Soon I'll have to go

I'll never see him grow

But I hope my son will know he'll never be alone

She insisted though that you would be the child's vessel until it was ready to be born. Or, to translate, you'll be the one pregnant. What? Did you really expect her to take this job?

You are nervous about it, though, especially as the due date nears. You just can't shake this terrible feeling. Though Maleficient always quells your worries. She's a master of her craft, no spell has yet to have failed on her. Yes, this is new to her too, but what could go wrong? All you are doing is carrying a magical child inside you for nine or so months.

All the times she's brushed your worries aside, all the times she's dismissed your 'visions', Maleficent comes to regret all of it, when on the day of your child's birth, your heart beat comes to a stop.

'Cause like a river runs dry and leaves it's scars behind

I'll be by your side

'Cause my love is set in stone

She did all she could, using whatever enchantment she knew to bring your soul back to your body as your son wailed in a basket for one of his mothers. Even she was almost worked into tears when she finally realized she had lost you for good. And she had no one to blame but herself.

Maleficent though, doesn't mourn for long. She has a new life to care for, the last bit of you there is in this world. There's no time for her heart to crumble. And so, the dark fairy takes on the task of raising your child alone.

Jafar - Get Down

(For the sake of argument, let's just say Jafar won in the universe of this imagine)

Sittin' here all alone, on a throne

In a palace that I happen to own

When the sorcerer finally took his rightful place on the throne, his first act of business was to get rid of Jasmine and the former sultan permanently. To ensure no one could take away what he worked so hard to gain. And he kept Razoul, along with some new, more competent soldiers, to ensure that street rat wouldn't be able to take one step into the palace if he somehow survived the Arctic.

In every sense of the word, Jafar had won. And now, he could get started on shaping Agrabah as he deemed fit. But, first things first, he needed a wife. And he knew exactly who had in mind.

Bring me some pheasant keep it on the bone

Fill my goblet up to the brim

Sippin' on mead and I spill it on my dress with the gold lace trim

Not very prim and proper, can't make me stop

Y/N. The queen of a kingdom far away. Jafar had seen your portrait years ago during his travels, and had heard so much about you. You were considered the most beautiful in your land, and had riches and power beyond anyones wildest imagination. And of course, the ambitious sorcerer wanted you for himself.

He had tried to convince the Sultan to form an alliance with you, claiming it was for the benefit of the whole kingdom, but really, it was just for his own lustful gain. But that old fool decided his toys were more important, and the former vizier had been left fantazing about the queen, swearing to himself once he was the ruler, Y/N would be his first act of buisness.

Well, no better time then the present, yes?

I wanna go hunting, any takers?

I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres, paid for with my own riches

Where my hounds at? Release the bitches

Woof

And so, you received a letter, detailing an invitation to Agrabah from the new Sultan, making it clear he was looking for his own Sultana and wanted you. You yourself had heard of the kingdom, but never held enough interest to venture out there, especially when you heard of the childish king. But now, this Jafar is enough to pique your interest. How he somehow gained the throne without having to marry or be of royal blood was definitely impressive. Not to mention he wasn't exactly bad looking in the picture he sent.

After some discussion with your royal advisor, you decided to at least check it out. If you chose to marry him, great. If not, at least you get a good vacation. So you sent a reply to him, promising to be there within a weeks time.

Head back for a round of croquet, yeah

'Cause I'm a player

And tomorrow, I'll hit replay

Jafar had been quite pleased. It seems like everything was falling in place for him. Of course, he made sure to prepare for your arrival, making sure the servants set up your lavish chambers perfectly and even going out of his way to buy ingredients for dishes from your own kingdom. He was going to make sure you at least agreed to an alliance.

Neither of you once thought that this could have been too good to be true. And you could tell he thought this exactly when he first set eyes on you in the flesh.

You, you said that I tricked ya

'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture?

Too, too bad I don't agree, so I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see

And you can't stop me 'cause

"... Quite humorous. Now, where is the real Queen?" Was the very first words that came out of his mouth when he saw you. And your servants already knew where this was going.

Oh no he did not just say that to you!

Even though you kept your royal air and dignity about you, the cold look in your eyes told everyone that you were not taking this insult lightly. You were gifted with a silver tongue yourself; you always knew how to cut into someone deep, and you were not afraid of a man who could shoot sparks from his silly little staff.

I'm the queen of the castle!

Get down, you dirty rascal!

Of course, Jafar didn't like what you said about him, even if it was the truth. The servants of both royals were terrified as they watched them practically try to murder the other with their glares, hoping not to get caught in the crossfire.

However, he too knew how to keep his cool when it was necessary. He's had to have done it for years under his former employment. The last thing he needed right now was to start a war all because little Y/N lost her own cool. Yes, he could easily win it with his powers, but his main objective was to form a treaty with you, not lose what could benefit his own kingdom greatly.

So, he manages to stop himself from summoning his powers. Though he makes it clear that marriage was no longer on the table at this point. You traveled this far though, so he'll generously let you and your entourage stay to refresh yourselves, and he'll still discuss business with you, but there would be no pleasure.

which, at this rate, was perfectly fine with you.

Let me explain

I'm a Wienerschnitzel, not an English flower

No one tells me I need a rich man

Doin' my thing in my palace in Richmond!

It's not that you were insecure. You knew you were beautiful. You knew that you were the one in charge. It was how this man invited you into his home and had the gall to say that to you. This man who had to claw his way to the throne felt like he had the right to insult you? You weren't going to let that go.

Fortunately, for him, though, he was able to convince you to at least consider an allegiance. You didn't like his attitude at all, but the idea did seem to have potential. Besides, you didn't want to risk some deranged magician trying to take over your kingdom.

So, you agreed to be his ally, and then set off for home after fine tuning the agreement, making sure he wouldn't be able to take advantage of any loopholes.

You were still an unmarried woman by the end of the day, but hey, you like it that way anyway.

Evil Queen Grimhilda - All You Wanna Do

I think we can all agree, I'm the ten amongst these threes

And ever since I was a child, I made the boys go wild

I was young, it's true, but even then I knew

The only thing you wanna do is...

You always seemed to lure in the wrong kind of attention. You were 'gifted' with beauty, as your own mother put it, and as such, you had countless suitors over the years.

Though none of them treated you right. None of them cared for the woman behind the pretty face. They all seemed to think they had a right to your body, whether they'd try to force themselves on you or try to buy your affections.

And, unfortunately, you had to learn it the hard way.

Made me a lady in waiting

Hurled me and my family up in the world

Gave me duties in court, and he she swears it's true, that without me, he she doesn't know what he'd she'd do

It was shortly after the Kings mysterious passing did you meet the new Queen. She was looking for a new handmaid, and your family insisted you apply, despite the fact that it was clear that Grimhilda wasn't exactly pure of heart.

Miraculously, she doesn't get envious of your beauty and chooses to hire you instead of the countless other women who applied. She kept you close by her side, you helped her in every way she needed and then some. You didn't question her, unlike the majority of her court, and you did exactly as she asked you to.

It was mostly because you didn't want to put a target on your back, but still.

You were a hard worker, and it definitely didn't hurt that you were quite beautiful- not as beautiful as her, obviously, and that just made it even better to the queen.

You say I'm what you need

All you want, we both agree

This is the place for me

I'm finally where I'm meant to be

Even though you had been reluctant at first, you now knew you made the right choice. Yes, you had questioned your morality many times, but this was the best place you could be; on the good graces of the evil Queen, and on your own. You didn't have to worry about anyone trying to hurt you here.

Then he she starts saying all this stuff

He She cares so much, he she calls me love

He She says we have this connection

I guess it's not so different...

Though of course, tranquility can't last forever. You realized this when Grimhilda had called you to her throne room and gave you an offer you couldn't really refuse.

She truly was a snake. She knew how to lure you in with the promises of love and care. Something you imagine she must have done with the previous king.

Still though, even if you didn't want her, she wanted you. And when the evil Queen says it's you, than it's you.

You two were eloped shortly after. No wedding, though. Two women marrying would have caused an uproar. So in the publics eye, you were still her handmaid. No one knew of the way the Queen held you close at night, or how you would get down on your knees for her, "As any spouse of mine should."

With Henry Hilda, it isn't easy

His her temper's short, and his her mates are sleazy

Except for this one courtier

He's a really nice guy, just so sincere

It didn't take long though for this relationship to wear you out. Grimhilda was still as cold as ice, and the people she conducts business with aren't exactly the most upstanding of people. Just because you became her consort, didn't mean that she was going to suddenly become selfless and compassionate. You knew it, but... Still.

You did find one friend, though. The Queen's own huntsman, in fact. You had seen him before, you don't quite know how long he's been under Grimhilda's 'employment'. But one evening, while your wife was in her laboratory, you decided to make conversation with him. And that was the beginning of your first genuine friendship.

This guy finally

Is what I want, the friend I need

Just mates, no chemistry, I get him and he gets me

And there's nothing more to it

He just cares so much, he's devoted

You two practically became two peas in a pod. Whenever you two weren't carrying out her evil deeds or entertaining her, you both could be found together, chatting away about your previous and current lives in the halls or gardens. He even taught you how to use a dagger so you could defend yourself if need be.

Now, this is what you needed. All you ever wanted was just a nice friend you could lean on. You didn't need a marriage, you didn't need a lover, you just needed someone who truly cared.

But then... When the two of you are alone...

He says we have a connection...

No... No no no no! Why!? He knew you were married, it didn't matter if it was ultimately loveless! He knew your troubles with men before! Why would he even say this!?

I thought this time was different!

Why did I think he'd be different?

But it's never, ever different!

The huntsman seemed to realize his mistake when he saw the tears fill your eyes. He tries to comfort you, even when you tried pushing you away. Even after what he said, the two of you were still friends, and he reassures you he would go if you really wanted him to.

You should have ordered him to leave. You should have stormed away. You should have done anything else. But when you saw the true care in his eyes, and how he was willing to set his own desires aside for you, all you could do is break down and cry in his arms. Both because you still had your friend, and the fact that regardless of the choice you'd make, your relationship was going to change forever.

How tragic it was that the Queen just so happened to walk down that very hall, as you and the huntsman embraced each other. Now you got to witness first hand her wrath and jealousy as she ordered her guards to drag you two away.

Playtime's over...

Playtime's over...

Playtime's over!

You and the Huntsman were executed. Grimhilda was never one to show mercy. The Huntsman was simply beheaded, but you had your heart carved out of your chest and given to the Queen. The only way she could have your heart to herself.

Hades - I don't need Your Love

(I'll admit, i had a lot of trouble with this one. I'm still not sure of how this came out, but I didn't know how else to write this)

You know I love you, boy, in every single way

Though I love you, boy, I'll miss you every day

You were a brilliant woman of your time. You were a writer, a philosopher, bringing light to the great myths of the very gods. Of course, many were true, as shown with the mortal son of Zeus, but others were exaggerated or simply not true. You treasured the life you had built for yourself, and you couldn't even imagine exchanging it for anything more or less.

Anyone like you would have grabbed the gods' attention. You had caused an uproar in Olympus, so much so that even the Underworld heard about you, especially one God in particular.

It wasn't long before Hades had heard about you and decided to look into this new mortal. Usually, it didn't take much to make the other gods angry, so he wasn't expecting much.

And even though this feels so right

I'm holding back the tears tonight

Though he found himself both intrigued and entertained by you. Finally, someone who didn't just blindly worship the other gods! And you didn't even feel afraid of incurring the wrath of the gods. You were also pretty cute, that was a plus.

And then, that's when he gets an idea. It wasn't exactly a secret he was mocked on Olympus for many things, one of them was that he still didn't have a spouse. He mostly ignored them about that particular jab. How could he take offense from people whose relationships were already fifty shades of fucked? Still though, he can already see the smug looks on their faces being wiped away after seeing him stride in the room with the very mortal who made the others question them.

Honestly, he just wanted them to shut up about his personal life, and he thought this was the best way to accomplish that. Especially after the whole 'unleashing the titans' fiasco, this was another, more subtle, way to get back at them.

That I don't need your love, no, no

I don't need your love, no, no

You were certainly surprised to see the God of death at your door. At first, you thought maybe he was offended by what you had been writing, but he surprised you even more when he... Asked you out? He even worded it like a business deal, too, and flirting with you a bit, though you're not sure if he was being genuine or just trying to charm you into accepting his deal.

Honestly, you wanted to decline. You weren't stupid, you could tell this was just Hades wanting to annoy the other gods. Everyone knew well enough by now that you didn't want to get on a deities bad side, and you were already pushing your luck. You knew this, he had to know this too, and you were certain if you accepted just this one date, your whole life wouldn't be the same.

You wanted to reject him. You really did... Until he sweetened the deal. He would ensure your safety and even help you with your writing - apparently, he genuinely liked your literature - if you did this for him.

How could you deny that? Safety to continue doing what you love, in exchange for being part of some scheme to tick the rest of the gods off?

So I sent that letter to my love

Got married to the king

Became the one who survived

So, writing away your old life, you agree to Hades' deal.

And, as you predicted, one date became a second date. And then a third... And a fourth... It got to the point that you would expect to see Hades at least once a week.

Obviously, this attracted all kinds of attention. Both from your neighbors and the other gods. You're pretty certain that all those thunderstorms conveniently over your house weren't exactly coincidence. And your fellow mortals would try asking you about you and your, supposed, lover. What was he like? Did he bribe or kidnap you? Were you carrying his child yet? That question you supposed you couldn't blame them considering Zeus' reputation. And, the one you heard most of all, when would you two get married?

You were no longer you. You were now known as the death gods lover. As any artist would know, no matter what kind of art they pursued, fading away was possibly one of the worst fates you could have.

There's was more to you than just being a deity's consort. There was more to you than your newfound status. Why was it that people recognized it before, but now they seemed to have forgotten it?

I've told you about my life; the final wife

But why should that story be the one I have to sing about?

That's not my story!

There's so much more!

Still though, you didn't throw yourself a pity party and let it stop you from creating and bringing the same light you always had before. You were now more determined than ever to reclaim the voice you had lost. And now that you had all the resources and security you needed thanks to Hades, your works were now better than ever.

It actually impressed him, even though he knew he had inadvertently caused this for you. Hades didn't think you were trying to outshine him at all, he was just reminded why he became attracted to you initially.

You were once more surprised that he became your biggest supporter outside of your initial agreement. He would brag about you to all the other gods, but not for his own gain, because he was proud of you. And if someone saw you and just referred to you as 'his consort' while he was around, Hades would immediately step in with, "Oh yeah, she's an absolute ball of fire, but have you read her scriptures? Trust me, Athena wishes she could be as good as her."

And you had started to actually genuinely like Hades. He had a pretty good sense of humor, was actually easy to get along with outside of his temper, and you could see the appeal in the guy. You had even spoken up against the other gods whenever you'd hear them talking about your date. That didn't win you any points with Olympus, but it's not like you cared what they thought of you anyway.

You didn't see it coming, but your relationship had started to turn more into just a show. You two had started to genuinely care about each other. It may not have been true love just yet, but you two were definitely good friends. You supported each other, even if you didn't entirely agree with everything he did, and that was all you two needed.

During your last visit in the underworld, when you were passing the hall while being escorted by Pain and Panic, you could have sworn you heard the three fates looking into yours and Hades' lives together... What was that they said about him proposing in a few years?

#my own writing #my own post #Disney Villains #Disney #Six: The Musical #Frollo #The Hunchback of Notre Dame #Gaston #Beauty and the Beast #Maleficient #Sleeping Beauty #Snow White and the Seven Dwarves #The Evil Queen #Grimhilda #Hercules #Hades #i hope you guys at least like one of these imagines #this is my first time writing for any of these guys and im nervous 😅 #im esoecially nervous about Hades' imagine since it was so hard. i even had tried using Shan Yu instead but wound up switching back #anyways sorry about the rambling in the tags #i might edit later

[grismavessel]

Guzma doodles and other related things <3

(Sketchbook highlighter edition)

Also some Grimhilda crumbs✨💕

#pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon oc #Guzma #plumeria #Grimhilda #oc x canon #sketches #traditional art #sketchbook #pen and ink #pokémon guzma #pokémon sun and moon #pokémon ultra sun and ultra moon #I made him extra floofy and scruffy and tired #Grimhilda fans get some food today <3 #also plumeria my love

[dreamlanddoll]

in my Evil Queen (1937) era ♥️ (holding violent grudges against any girl that’s prettier than me)

#I think Grimhilda was right actually and I am only half joking #bee talks #bdd

[spookiifi]

#reblogs are much appreciated #Christmas is over so its spooky time here #fi talks #disney villains #fave characters #poll time #i know technically jafar is just imprisoned but still that sucks

[slashingdisneypasta]

I'm sorry but I'm having way too much fun with how small the list of virgin villains are, at least compared to how many Disney villains there are (especially if you count the sidekicks) XD

Like, I'm just imagining in the Villain house, thistopic SOMEHOW got brought up, and now people have made up like a 'team virgin' and 'team sinner' group or list. And everyone's reactions to who is on which list.

I can just imagine Grimhilda is relieved that she didn't get grouped up with Maleficient of all people, but also hates the fact that she got stuck with Ursula, or any of the other villains she considers beneath her all of them

Everyone looking at Edgar like this butler actually got some!? With who!? And possibly the more mischievous/prodding villains are trying to get Edgar to reveal his secrets.

Psycho and Smartass are shocked that Stupid is NOT in the V squad with them. Probably looking right at Greasy and blaming him for this too.

Frollo is giving all the sinners the side eye and praising all the virgins that they haven't succumbed to the 'sins of the flesh' or whatever. And now the V Squad wishes they hadn't done this because now they have to put up with the judges crap.

If you counted the sidekicks, EVERYONE is in shock that they all are in the S squad. Gaston is questioning who would even glance at LeFou when he's right there, Yzma is looking at Kronk like when did you even get the time!? And Hades is just watching Pain and Panic get anxious that he'll be mad or something and he's just like whatever you guys do on your downtime ain't my business.

That's all I can think of, but I'm certain there's be so much more XDD what do you think?

I am so happy you thought that was amusing XDDD AND I LOVE YOUR IDEAS HERE!! They are fueling me XDD

Its hysterical that Psycho and Smartass immediately blame Greasy for Stupid XDDD

Also with that Frollo one- I'm just imagining Mal and/or Scar looking around like quick, someone, amend this. either fuck me or fuck him, either way get him off my team.

And- THE SIDEKICKS!! I didn't even consider them!! Omg I love your ideas though, absolutely perfect and spot on XDD Some more villains looking at sidekicks in new light XD :

Jafar to Iago: ... get off my shoulder immediately

Scar, cutting Edd off: No no no, I dont need to hear the story. Thank you...

Silver to Scroop (Not a sidekick really but i wanted to add him! ^^): ... uh... wel- Actually no, how does that work, actually? S'there a flap y' open up, or?-

#... honestly sir hiss is probably the one that did prince john tho...

[stoicallygroovy]

Kuzco with reading glasses from the disney adventures comics

plus him knowing Bucky the squirrel by name despite this being before the movie. continuity in Kuzco related media is that one bug in the jungle with the spider

bonus Grimhilda Yzma with some Aladdin guy

EDIT: I just noticed in the first one Kuzco has a right hand for his left arm. unless he's holding that potion with his thumb and pinky for some reason his other fingers should be facing the camera. the whole comic is filled with errors like this, even more than the show

#he looks good with the glasses though #emperors new groove #the emperor's new groove #emperor kuzco #yzma #empreror kuzco #kuzco

[madamdiaval]

I'm writing this at a time when I should already be at my University, I'm going to get killed.

No beta, written after a day and a half without sleep, under the influence of caffeine. English? No, we write through a translator.

I will be 100% ashamed of this.

I have a disgustingly weird headcanon for one of my Yuu and Crowley

I like the idea that Yuu, like Alice, went to Twisted Wonderland as a child, but they got there during the time of the Great Seven (jumps between space and time since I DON'T believe that these people lived at the same time) I also like the idea of the Great Seven adopting this poor, wet-cat-like child So yes, the Mirror was not wrong in choosing a student for the new school year

AND HERE'S THE HEADCANON.

I'm not whitewashing Crowley, I still want to hit him with a stick for not doing anything, but I like the idea that he's somehow trying to help this Yuu He's still a disgusting principal and an even more disgusting parent, but he looks at them and sees that little kid that his Queen gave him apples and dressed him up in pretty outfits The little child who looked at the Mirror with curiosity The little child who brought so much joy and warmth to his Queen and took twice as much away, disappearing without a trace

He has rather mixed feelings about the fact that on the one hand they must fulfill the purpose for which they were brought into this world (remember the very beginning of the game, we were dragged here for a reason), but on the other hand, IT'S YUU. WHAT WOULD GRIMHILDA DID TO HIM IF SHE KNEW? AND MALEFISENT? SHE WOULD EAT HIM UP AS SOON AS SHE FOUND OUT HE HAD KEPT YUU FROM HER ALL THIS TIME.

Crowley's inner tossing about the situation while Yuu is frying the boys in the background A lot of strange facts, a lot of stories that contradict what's written in the textbooks.

Yuu literally becomes an adept at chaos, surpassing Lilia in throwing in shitty facts about the Great Seven

#twst #yuusona #twst yuu #twst mc #twst crowley #I'll be embarrassed later but right now I don't care #delusions due to lack of sleep

[persephoneflowerpetals]

If Cronos was used as a protagonist, a good use for him would be that unlike many others he wouldn't be funny due to how horrible he was to his family and how much of a threat he would be to the world if he was. And again it's to be a foil for Hades his son who although evil has a sense of humor to endear you to him. But with Cronos he having a lack of anything humorous to him would make the audience loath him

Hmm, I dunno if Kronos would ever be used a protagonist seeing as how he’s (supposedly) done such cruel things in the past (especially to his sons). I’d say he’d be more of an antagonist, but yeah it would be cool to see like a version of Kronos that’s like super serious and evil. Almost like the more sinister Disney villains like Frollo or Lady Tremain or The Evil Queen (Queen Grimhilda). He’d totally be more hatable than Hades in that case, because honestly, you can’t help but love Hades lol. I’ve honestly never heard anybody (seriously and genuinely) say they hate or dislike Disney Hades because he’s just so dang funny and charming lol!

#ask #anon ask #hades #kronos

[jinxthejubilee]

Do you believe any of the villains or the villain sidekicks would beg or make a risky chance or deal if their recruiter is in deadly trouble? If so who and how far would it take and how far would their desperation go? I mainly think Jafar and Scar and Maleficent and maybe the queen of hearts would use force if their minions are in trouble but Jafar I feel like would actually bargain and plea if Farja is in dear death of evil

Oh no, I highly doubt it.

The recruiters, at the end of the day, are highly disposable. They would never beg or act in desperation for someone they see as beneath them.

Maleficent would never bargain for an underling. Maybe for Diablo, but never for Malfie. She could easily find or create another servant unless Malfie served an irreplaceable purpose.

In Scar's case, he might, but not because he genuinely cares. There are plenty of hyenas to serve him, but he might save Mzuri if she has valuable information, an interesting skill set, or to keep the rest of the hyenas on his good side.

Same goes for Jafar. Although he might care for Farja like he does for Iago, and he is a certain level up from Scar in terms of humanitarian qualities, he still sees Farja her as a tool.

I can see Hades bargaining for MH, though very reluctantly so. It's only because she's great at her work. He wouldn't be able to do his job without her.

Ursula? No. She'd laugh in Joe's face. She'd do it for Flotsam and Jetsam, but not Joe. And I definitely don't see the eel brothers even attempting to bargain for the octopus. Unless Ursula demanded it, that is.

Evil Queen/Grimhilda, maybe? That would depend on Apple's backstory. If he was a creation of hers or an orphan who somehow ended up being her beloved servant. She wouldn't plead, though. A queen, in her eyes, never shows weakness.

The Queen of Hearts is hard to say because she bounces back and forth from cordial and caring monarch to a tyrannical monster. Given how many times she's sentenced the card guards to the guillotine for minor mishaps, I want to say she wouldn't. But considering that Jack would probably be popular with her, I'd give it a definite "maybe."

The king would be encouraging her to save him.

For Captain Hook, I'd say yes. He might even plead if you hit the right nerve. He's a very emotional man, and he cares for Mr. Smee, despite how he treats him.

Mr. Smee would also definitely beg for Lady Hock. He's a sweetheart at the end of the day.

Claude Frollo....no. He wouldn't. He doesn't care who he has to sacrifice in the process to get his way. He wouldn't care if Veil died. As tragic as that is. This is the man who humiliated and nearly killed Quasimodo, his adopted son. He'd trade Veil for his sinful desires in a heartbeat.

Cruella doesn't care about Horace and Jasper. The only reason why she cares for Dalma is due to

Because he's a (somewhat) smarter minion than them.

She loves his coat pattern.

That's it. He's just a dog to her. Why would she care if anything happened to him? She would only mourn the loss of his coat and adequate assistance.

The thing about these villains is that most of them view their minions as just that: minions. Nothing more, nothing less. They are past the point of truly caring for another living being. And if they do care for them, they are only possessions. If they are taken away by someone else, they feel challenged by that person in a "how dare you take MY puppet" kind of way.

You can't expect much from them.

#disney villain recruiters #villain recruiters #disney villain recruiters apple poison #disney snow white #disney villain recruiters jack heart #disney's alice in wonderland #villain recruiters eight foot joe #disney villain recruiters eight foot joe #disney the little mermaid #disney villain recruiters malfi #disney villain recruiters malfie #disney sleeping beauty #disney villain recruiters mr dalmatia #101 dalmatians cruella de vil #disney villain recruiters pretty scar #the lion king scar #disney villain recruiters ms hades #hercules hades #disney villain recruiters veil #the hunchback of notre dame #disney villain recruiters lady hock #disney peter pan #disney villain recruiters faja #disney aladdin #disney tokyo #disney villains #disney movies #disney #headcanons #the little mermaid ursula

[grismavessel]

Guzma and Grimhilda moments ✨traditional art edition✨

Grimhilda’s still shy natured, but around Guzma she feels like she can just chill and not worry about anything.

Fun Facts:

-They really enjoy baking together, mainly box cake with some diy ideas that mostly end up being slightly burnt, but they have fun making a mess with flour and icing

-Grimhilda hides behind her hair not only because she’s shy, but she really only has one working eye. She had gotten into an accident as a kid and it scarred her eye. She can kind of see out of it, but it’s not much. She doesn’t like people seeing it because she thinks it makes her look weird and off putting, but Guzma doesn’t care. She looks cute with them, he thinks so at least.

-Grimhilda likes knitting! She knits with Guzma and makes yarn bandanas and beanies for the grunts. Golispod had a giant scarf and Guzma has a sweater with a heart on it.

#it’s so rare I draw these two #if Gris gets Guzma’s ‘better run buddy’ attitude #Gris also gets Grimhilda’s ‘nah forget it it’s time to chill’ attitude #I could do an au where they’re all a big happy family but no only angst for these guys #they’re so adorable #mwah mwah mwah #pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon oc #Guzma #guzma fanart #pokémon guzma #pokémon ultra sun and ultra moon #pokémon sun and moon #traditional art #Grimhilda

[catella-ars]

Spike x Gabby triplets!

Gilgamesh, Grimhilda, and Galahad are the youngest of my Nextgens, teens when the others are young adults (though Homesteader and Forelle aren’t much older than the three of them.)

#i now have two OCs named Galahad #didn't do that on purpose but #it's a good name ok #art #fanart #fan characters #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #mlp ng #my little pony nextgen #spike #gabby #mlp spike #mlp gabby #gabby x spike #spike x gabby #DRAGRIFFONS? #character design #creature design #gil grim and gal

[assortedvillainvault]

Evil Queen (Grimhilda) strking a deal Hades or Malefecent for eternal youth and beauty. But she doesn't read the fine print

Check justice league unlimited "Kid's stuff" Mordred fate for refference.

Hi Rot,

I don't think I can see the Evil Queen making such an oversight, she strikes me as particularly hands on and sharp when it comes to deals.

Also as previously stated - the Evil Queen is not on my pinned post, so I won't be writing anything for her.

I don't know if you meant it this way, but asking for the same character after I've already let you know I don't write for them comes across as rude, esp telling me to look up something specific to your request. I don't even do that for characters I'm excited to write for!

Sorry to refuse again, but please keep requests relevant to the characters in my pinned post. Thank you.

#thalassa responds

[kitquips]

Hi!!! gimme Blorbo Asks for Grimmie, Kiki, Lal, Mags!

Holy crap. Okay fair warning I'm going totally overboard on this one which is why it's taking so long. But! I have the ones for this one! So, brainrot baby steps.

Kiki(Aarakocra Mastermaker Artificer/Rouge)

12. how have they altered their body? piercings, tattoos, biohacks, or other modifications—anything. why (or why not) did they (or someone else) make those changes?

Kiki has a prosthetic wing and an extra mechanical arm. The wing was a replacement when her original was horribly disfigured in a lab accident (which she never quite goes into explaining further). She made a replacement for herself, not being able to bear the thought of no longer flying. She slaved over it for months and to this day it’s one of her favorite accomplishments.

The extra arm, however, replaced nothing was added for one purpose and one purpose alone: after the wing she figured out she could and no one stopped her.

Also it has projectiles. And can strangle people. You know, just in case!

36. how do they fidget?

Kiki fidgets with anything and everything. She has a large coat with bags of holding for pockets and she keeps everything she needs to cobble together whatever she might need on the fly. If she’s not fidgeting with a little gadget she threw together, she’s messing with her wing or extra arm. Grimhilda “Grimmie”(bugbear Rouge Thief/ College of Glamor Bard)

4. what one person, place, or thing do they love more than anything else?

She absolutely loves every member of her party, they’re all family in a way. But in terms of priorities there is no contest: she would absolutely tear the world apart for her daughter Melinda.

They’ve only known each other for a few months and have been officially calling  themselves mother/daughter for around a week, but the two bonded pretty much innately since Grimmie started looking after Mel. Now she can’t imagine her life without that little girl in it and has every intention of making a life and home for both of them.

25. who is their best friend?

Probably Phoenix. They just tend to just click in ways she doesn’t experience with the others. Not that she feels less close to her other party members, it’s just different.

Libby and Didi are more like younger sisters to Grimmie, albeit each in a different way(Libby is like the sweet sister that she has more of a mutually nurturing supportive friendly relationship with, Didi is the annoying sister she bickers with constantly but would still die for).

 Jack and Thrak are both her friends, but with the added complication of romantic feelings being involved. Her romantic feelings for Jack are ones that she’s made the decision to let fade, her romantic feelings for Thrak are really just starting to become intense, but either way it’s an elephant in the room that leaves things a little awkward.

Phoenix is the only one who she can go to with literally anything with no misunderstanding or complicated emotions. They just get each other. Magroris  ‘’Mags’’  Lochwood (Firbolg Wildfire Druid)

44. what lies do they tell others?

“I’m fine!”

Mags is horrible about hiding her emotions to others. It’s unfortunately just how she was brought up and it’s stuck. She’s afraid of either burdening or driving other people away with her internal thoughts. She actually has a lot going on under that cheery, ditzy exterior.

52. how would they dress themselves up for a formal event?

This is a complicated question for Mags. Both formally an informally dresses/skirts  were a given for girls and women where she grew up so that was all she had worn up until a couple of months ago. She has since discovered that she actually feels much more comfortable in pants.

So she wouldn’t really know what to do if she had to dress formally. Realistically, she’d feel trapped in something she left behind if she were to wear a dress, but getting to wear pants is still very new to her and she’d probably feel trepidation about wearing them to something formal. Even if she’d probably feel happier and more herself in something like dress slacks and a nice vest, it would be difficult for her to take that plunge.

Captain Lal (Hobgoblin Conquest Paladin/Fighter)

3. can they accept failure?

Absolutely not. Lal holds herself to incredibly high standards and does not consider failure an option. She has worked her ass off to get to where she is despite her young age and not coming from a legacy of high-ranking leadership and she does not tolerate fuck-ups in herself.

60. what do they have faith in? what keeps them believing?

Lal is a paladin of Bargrivyek, the goblinoid war god of unity. It’s considered a minority religious affiliation among Hobgoblins(especially the leadership) compared to Nomog-Geaya, the war god  of authoritarianism. Despite getting some flak, she holds her religion very close to her heart both as a connection to her biological parents and as a sincerely held belief. She believes that looking out for those under her and leading through example is the best way to get the best work out of her men and she is stubbornly determined to prove that to the other hobgoblin leadership.

#Captain Lal #Grimmie #Kiki #Magroris #stay tuned for the rest I'm going to be doing some major lore hint

[kadkadduwa]

grimhilda...

[cxnscience]

@aethramusings said ; 🥰 - tell me about someone who… they like a lot ( except you cant list doc blue pv will scrooge ursula hacker grimhilda happy jack horner stan gaster obi wan kenobi elsa the doctor )

"Been a while since I've seen him, if I'm honest. Got, uh - well, I kinda got a little busy back in the 50's and he's a little flighty. Flightier than me," which is saying enough already. "So I, erm... we're not as close as we used to be. Don't mean I don't like him, though. Makes me laugh better than just about anybody. And he's awful charismatic!" Trouble is he's well aware of it. It's charisma in the used car salesman kind of way, though Jiminy admires that sort of directness. "But our careers kinda keep us movin'. And he's got a kid to look after too, you know. One'a those things that you can't really go back for, but..." it doesn't mean you stop thinking of them.

#HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE HALF OF THESE PEOPLE #aethramusings #✰ give a little whistle ( answers ) #me sitting here for 20 minutes trying to figure out who i can pick that isnt nod. for the bit

[slashingdisneypasta]

Oh God, now that we've got a horror villain list abd a creepy pasta list for the propose meme, we need Disney villains to complete the trinity XD (only if you want)

The ones I can think off of the top of my head are Zeus, Y/N, and Hades ("Is this even a question!?")

Zeus, ANYONE, and ANYONE WITH SENSE (sorry I know Zeus is technically the protagonist in the Disney film... but we all know his real life mythology XD)

Hades, Y/N, and Jafar

Captain Hook, Y/N, and Grimhilda (Evil Queen)

of COURSE!!

(Oh absolutely with Zeus, I'm reading a book called 'Zeus is a Dick' at the moment and its deeply amusing but also deeply... disturbing XD)

Oh Jafar, Hilda! You jerks! Haha XD

I had this finished at the start of the day, but then our internet went out for the day so I had to wait to post XD Sorry!

Aladdin, Jasmine, Jafar

(Anyone), (Anyone), Bill Cipher (Marriage is a curse!!)

Sally, Lightning, Chick Hicks (Chick is already pissed that Sally made Lightning a... eugh, 'good person'... AND NOW SHE'S GONNA MAKE HIM A HUSBAND? NO WAY.)

Chick Hicks, Reader, the whole Racing community

Roger, Anita, Cruella De Vil (THAT one?? Anita no- )

(Any of the Hunters Group except Clayton), Reader, Clayton (You could do better then these imbeciles)

Beast, Belle, Gaston

Gaston, Reader, Belle

Random Guy, Reader, (Disney/Pixar Villain of your choosing. It works for any of them)

Greasy, Reader, Smartass and/or Wheezy

Pain, Panic, Hades

Jafar, Reader, Hades (Had to go the opposite way to yours as well! XD Hades thinks Jafar's a loon and Jafar thinks Hades is uncultured- I cant decide which way I like better XDD )

Hercules, Meg, Hades

Kristoff, Anna, Hans

Hans, Anna, KRISTOFF (You're going to marry a man you only just met that DAY???)

Molt, Reader, Hopper

Honestly, Gaston, (Anyone / Y/N), (Any Disney Villain) (Don't do that to yourself Y/N)

Also!! Frollo, (Anyone / Y/N), (Any Disney Villain)

(Any Weasel), Y/N, Judge Doom (Because' he's a JERK- )

the Baker, Anastasia, Lady Tremaine (Anastasia, no, I did not raise you to be this way! Marrying commoners- )

Scroop, Reader, Silver

(Anyone), Helga, Rourke (Again, because he's a JERK and wants unhappiness for people)

Underling #1, Underling #2, Maleficent (She is disgusted. Love? In her castle of doom? Absolutely not- )

Cruella and/or Yzma and/or Mother Gothel, Reader, (All the other Fem Disney Villains) (Like do you know how high maintenence those 3 are??? Trust us- you don't want that.)

Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothel (NooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!)

Darkwing Duck, Reader and/or Launchpad, Negaduck

Prince John, Reader, King Richard

. Hit character limit. New block

(Any Disney Villain), Reader, Ratigan (He thinks he's way better then the rest XD )

Psycho, Reader, Smartass (Ehhhhh, you sure about this Y/N???)

Mike, Celia, Randall

Sully, Reader, Randall

Randall, Reader, Mike and/or Sully

Mufasa, Sarabi and/or Y/N, Scar

Jafar, Reader, Scar (I have a feeling Scar would think Jafar a screwball)

I would do one for Shan Yu, but let’s be honest, Shan Yu would just pluck you up and swing off into the distance with you, like Tarzan.

Kaa, Reader, Shere Khan

Patchy, Reader, Sideburns

Sideburns, Reader, Patchy

Smartass, Reader, Toon Patrol (They’re about to get their noses broke but they thought it was funny, so- )

Steelbeak, Reader, Black Heron

Fagin, Reader, Sykes (Can you just imagine Sykes driving by slowly with the sign taped to the side window??? I can’t stop laughing about it)

Syndrome, Reader, Mr Incredible (Y/N you could do so much better, save yourself.)

Syndrome, Reader, Mirage (Y/N trust her on this, she’s been there, don’t do this to yourself!)

King Candy, Reader, Turbo (SOMEhow… Look, it makes sense in my mind)

Ursul- *cough* Vanessa, Eric, Ariel (She’s holding the sign and waving it around and making faces and just doing the MOST- )

Wheezy, Reader, Greasy (*Sigh* I just like the odea of being in that particular love triangle… let me have this)

Kronk, Reader, Yzma

the Horror Villain list.

the Creepypasta list.