#greendale announcements

[greendale-announcements]

jesus WEPT and the dean wants to know how to import jeffrey pictures to my VR WORLD OF WONDERS🤔🤔🤔🤔

#community nbc #community #nbc community #greendale community college #greendale #greendale announcements

[little-cereal-draws]

#AAAAAAAAAAA #I AM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP WITH JOY #I CANT BELIVE IT #well I mean they kinda already announced it but it’s good to have it be official #we get to see more of them!!! #I was texting my friend who got me into the show the good news as I was going up the stairs of my dorm #there was a boy on the phone screaming to his friend about how excited he was for the movie #it’s a small world Ig lol #community #community movie #nbc community #community nbc #six seasons and a movie #6 seasons and a movie #the greendale seven

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

one of my community headcannons is that the dean is fully convinced that troy and abed are dating in secret. bro is canonically pansexual(?) so you already know he has a valid gaydar. and just the way he treats them, like in that one end scene when he gives them water and sings them to sleep (“troy and abed off to dreamland” you know the one) and then in geothermal escapism when he’s announcing the lava game he says “troy and abed’s friendship has been such a special and magical part of greendale,” and then he shares a meaningful glance with abed. I just think he sees something of himself in them and he really cares about them and whatever they have between them

#nbc community #six seasons and a movie #dean pelton #craig pelton #abed nadir #troy barnes #geothermal escapism #trobed #troy and abed

[thegazettejournalmirror]

GREENDALE'S 1st TUMBLR ISSUE OF THE GAZETTE JOURNAL MIRROR!!

March 11 . 24. - a Quality publication of Greendale Community College

This issue's hot topics:

GLOW Party: Raging success, or total Dean-saster?

Elixirs, Potions and Me - Leonard Rodriguez rumoured to be in a cult for immortality.

An all-new update on the Winger-Perry wedding!

INCLUDES an exclusive interview of @prayingshirleybennett on getting the star couple engaged!

GLOW Party: Raging success, or total Dean-saster?

This past week saw the biggest, showiest party this year has seen so far - one anonymous attendee even suggested it was ‘reminiscent of those ragers people go to in the movies, you know, where they all get drunk and play beer pong.’ The party was nicknamed ‘GLOW Party’ in honour of the glowing cat owned by Troy Barnes and who is suggested to have been at the centre of the party’s inception. While it’s undeniable that this party was no disappointment in the wow factor, many will agree that the night became sour only a few drinks in.

The party invites were reported to have been sent out via a Tumblr post of student ‘Rayla Leone’ and by widespread messaging, word of mouth and Greendale’s official announcement Tumblr page, run by the Dean.

By the time day school was out only a few short hours later, the entire body was buzzing with the news, with the exception of the majority of the staff who remained uninvited and are still said to be ‘pretty darn pissed’ about the affair. 

A member of staff who asked to remain anonymous commented; ‘It’s just rude. That study group and all their little friends just pick and choose who they like. Always running the school! Even the pets were invited. Huh. And what if I wanted to see a glowing cat?”

When asked to elaborate on the grievance with said study group, the member of staff refused to comment further and terminated the interview.

According to varied sources, there were few discrepancies when the evening’s ‘rager’ began in the apartment of student ‘Rayla Leone’. In fact, our sources went as far as commenting how seriously fun’ it turned out to be and how they had  ‘needed the night off from mid-terms.’

The sources claimed there were drinking games, uno, spin the bottle, snooker, foosball and even a heated game of twister before the event turned bleak. 

We know that there was originally a small amount of cheap alcohol on scene, but some basic information such as the strengths and quantities remain unknown. However, Tumblr posts claim that student ‘Britta Perry’, belonging to the aforementioned study group, was known to have brought in a good amount of ‘blue raspberry svedka’ which has been blamed for the extreme hangovers and blackouts party-goers experienced the next day. 

There is also a strong likelihood that the party was mass-roofied, not unlike Greendale’s own Halloween party late last year, the events of which are still unknown despite intensive investigation and the shared experience of bite mark scars. 

Many rumours are known to have arisen of a personal nature to many students and staff and yet the largest event of the night in question is a recent development in the ‘Evil Timeline Debacle.’ Troy Barnes’ glowing cat, named ‘Lightbulb’, the centre of the party, was reported missing the following morning. Not many had yet shaken off their hangovers and as such no action was taken until the later hours of the day. 

The evil timeline members are said to have infiltrated the party and stolen Barnes’ ‘alien’ cat in exchange for a ransom of $1,000 and invitations to the upcoming Barnes-Nadir wedding. This wedding is allegedly platonic though evidence of this is still unclear. 

The evil members were also suggested to have roofied the party in order to get away with their act.

Jeff Winger, student of law and close friend of Troy Barnes, was called upon to pay the ransom. Following his agreement the cat was returned safely to Barnes that afternoon. 

In respect to the likely trauma induced by the sudden event, the Gazette Journal Mirror did not question Barnes on his experience. 

Images were posted of the event but other than mere speculation no further rumour or scandal can be confirmed or denied at this current time.

Elixirs, Potions and Me - Leonard Rodriguez rumored to be in a cult for immortality.

Leonard Rodriguez (né Briggs, he changed his last name to garner the Hispanic vote during his campaign for Student Body President) has reportedly been endeavouring to attain immortality.

The evidence is finite, and his methods are unclear, yet it nevertheless remains apparent that there is certainly something occurring behind the scenes. 

On his ask-blog, @leonardlikesthissite, Rodriguez often posts his Saturday events under the tag ‘Saturdays with Leonard.’ 

On a typical weekend, this includes activities such as swimming, clubbing, or jigsaws, (we particularly enjoyed this pizza review.) Once, he even posted about the political debate with his opponent and fellow student, ‘Magnitude.’

On this particular weekend however, Rodriguez alarmed many of his fellows and friends by posting ‘This Saturday Leonard is doing a ritual that may or may not lead to immortality!’ under his usual tag. When asked by another student ‘how’, Rodriguez denied details. 

He did however hint that Greendale’s AC repair school had something to do with the ‘ritual.’ 

Here at the Gazette Journal Mirror, we cordially wish Leonard the best of luck with his ambitions. May our school's longest-attending student, in his own words, ‘Live, laugh love,’ for his new eternity. 

An all-new update on the Winger-Perry wedding! 

According to the official Greendale announcements page, run by Dean Pelton, the Winger-Perry wedding will take place in Greendale itself. This has been a source of great excitement for many of their friends and indeed those at the school, too. 

Dean Pelton instructed that a repost of this statement would secure an invitation to the wedding. 

There have been a few comments here and there about the current attendees and who is in the wedding party. This remains limited so we must stress that no invitations can be guaranteed in the reposting of the wedding announcement. 

Further conversation about the upcoming nuptial of Winger-Perry has been unreported. 

Exclusive interview with Shirley Bennett!

Interviewer: Hello there! 

Bennett: Helloooo! So nice to be doing this todayy! And so exciting that the paper is making it to the interweb blogs, hehe!

Interviewer: Nice to have you. I agree, it is exciting. We’re all buzzing to go for the first release! Now, let’s talk weddings. Can you confirm that it was indeed you who incited the engagement in the first place?

Bennett: Oh yes! Of course I can, it was simply my duty to my Lord above and my friends, too. I didn’t want them to get sent to the burning place way down below all because they didn’t say a few little vows! Vows before God that is.

Interviewer: I see. And what does this union mean to you in terms of friendship?

Bennett: Well, from the start of being at Greendale I always used to say to Jeffery that two white people as cute and single as them should be together. I’m not saying I…stirrredd the pot…but I’ll say that maybe if I hadn’t said some things to Jeffery about Britta they might not even be together!

Interviewer: Would you share those details with us?

Bennett: OOooooh noooo! Heehe! It’s too personal, I can’t do that, it would be unholy. And unfriendly!

Interview: Well then, that wraps things up. Thanks for coming to our interview, Shirley!

Bennett: Thank you, and thank you, Lord and savior above!

#thegazettejournalmirror #news #breaking news #community nbc #nbc community #the greendale seven #jeff winger #britta perry #gimmick blog #community tb #community #annie edison #troy barnes #shirley bennett #abed nadir #trobed #jeffbritta #greendale community college #newspaper #society #community show

[confused-much]

So, I started rewatching Community after a year or two and wow, I forgot so many things about this show:

Jeffannie started in season 1 during that debate episode and this makes me feel even more icky. Somehow I thought that this ship started at the end of season 1/beginning of season 2.

Jeffannie is so uncomfortable for me to watch. Not only is the age gap creepy, Annie is presented as this innocent girl while Jeff is Jeff. And yeah, as the series progresses, Annie matures but she's still so young and has her whole life ahead while Jeff is 40 and stuck at Greendale

Britta in season one was the best because she wasn't dumbed down and exaggerated. She had the same flaws as in later seasons (like her lack of real activism, terrible choice of boyfriends, being uncool etc.) but those flaws were believable and toned down to fit the rest of characters. I miss Britta

I forgot that they made Pierce horrible in season 2 onwards so it was a shock. In season one he has more redemptive moments

I miss season one and two of community the most. The show was still somewhat grounded and it made me think of my own college experiences (anthropology as shown in community was basically 80% of my real classes)

Senior Chang > any other Chang BUT that one episode of Guard Change is top ten for me ("Arizona backwards is Arizona!")

Abed was terrible to Troy in some episodes in season 3 (Blanket fort episode, stars doppelgangers episode) and doesn't face consequences/learn a lesson/start to appreciate Troy more. I like Abed but it still pisses me off

I feel that as the show progressed it was less about the main 7 and more about Annie and Jeff which sucks and I hate it

Also, Jeffbritta was the best. Are they toxic? Yes. Do they understand each other on a deep level and always help each other when needed? Also yes. I loved their bickering in the show and I always liked their little moments.

I forgot that Dean's Dalmatian fetish started in season one and progressed throughout the story

Paintball episodes are meh for me. Yes, all of them

"If loving worms is stupid then I don't want to be smart!" "It is and you can't!" I love this little exchange.

Idk, I noticed that sometimes some characters from main 7 appeared for like 1 minute in the whole episode. I know that you can't always have episode with all of them equally on the screen but idk it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Like the election episode which is basically all about Jeff and Annie. Pierce has like 5 lines and all are horrible, Troy and Abed are reduced to being announcers, Britta and Shirley basically don't exist (Britta also goes on stage and is ridiculed)

Idk they could have done more with Shirley

I also like the friendship between Britta and Shirley, the anarchist and atheist being friends with devoted Christian has so much potential

I was never fan of Troy and Britta together

Idk, on one hand Trobed is fine, but on the other hand showing a deep and profound friendship like that is also fine. I'm ok with both

Ass crack bandit song slaps and I love it

Out of all of the main seven, I don't like Annie the most (after season 2 onwards Pierce ofc). And I honestly can't tell if I don't like her that much because of the personality or because of her ship with Jeff

#community show #community nbc #britta perry #jeff winger #jeffbritta #anti jeffannie #shirley bennett #troy barnes #abed nadir #annie edison #pierce hawthorne #nbc community

[wingamy24]

hi so ive been getting pro-jeffannie asks in my greendale-announcement asks... I'll just do a little check

*and maybe leave a complaint in the complaint box if you feel like it🥺🥺🥺

#anti jeffannie #jeffannie anti #community show #community #community nbc #nbc community

[ask-shirley-bennett]

Someone better get that damn monkey out of the vents FAST. It keeps taking my necklaces. @ask-frankie-dart @greendale-announcements what are the plans for the monkey?

#I think it’s been taking things out of my purse #a couple too many.tampons and hairclips have gone missing #also can someone stop Chang from hanging out with it…? #I’m afraid hes gonna get some crazy disease. #shirley bennett #community nbc #greendale #not an ask

[ask-jeff-winger]

give me money

- @ask-senor-chang

@greendale-announcements give us both a raise

#jeffposting #ask jeff #chang

[arlothinkstoomuch]

COMMUNITY ASK-BLOGS AS TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS PT2 :

(songs chosen according to ask-blog lore. not including inactive/unresponsive askblogs.)

Part One Link!!

@greendale-announcements // Shake it Off - Dean Pelton

- ‘And to the fella over there with the hella good hair, won’t you come on over baby?’ / ‘I’m dancing on my own, I make the moves up as I go.’ 

@evil-calvin-jenkins // Look What You Made Me Do - Calvin Jenkins (OC)

‘I don’t like your tilted stage, the role you made me play of the fool.’ // ‘The world moves on another day, another drama, but not for me all I think about is karma.’ 

@askingprofduncan AND @ask-senor-chang // I Knew You Were Trouble - Professor Duncan and Chang

‘Flew me to places I’d never been, Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.’ // ‘No apologies he’ll never cry, pretends he doesn’t know that he’s the reason why.’

@ask-annie-kim // Gorgeous - Annie Kim

‘If you’ve got a girlfriend I’m jealous of her // ‘You’re so gorgeous I can’t say anything to your face.’

@ask-annie-edison // Nothing New - Annie Edison

‘How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22?’ // ‘I know someday I’m gonna meet her, it’s a fever dream.’

@ask-megan // ME! (Feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At the Disco - Megan

‘I know that I went psycho on the phone, I never leave well enough alone.’ // ‘I’m the only one of me, baby that’s the fun of me.’ 

I've already got ideas for a non-taylor swift edition omg, someone restrain me already

ALSO STILL TO COME IN PT3 - Jeff, Shirley, Leonard, Boobs Monkeys Trio and more OCs! Ask blogs, you can request to be included!!

#community nbc #community #nbc community #britta perry #jeff winger #community tv #jeff x britta #shirley bennett #annie edison #troy barnes #trobed #abed nadir #annie kim #ian duncan #taylor swift #community ask blogs #ask blog appreciator appreciation #ask blog #ask #swifties #community rp #community show #characters as songs #Spotify

[askingrayla-leone]

pARTYYYYY

Everyone party its mandatory

@askingabednadir @askingbrittaperry @askingjeffwinger @askingtroybarnes @ask-vanessa-wright @askingprofduncan @ask-frankie-dart @ask-britta-perry @ask-annie-edison @greendale-announcements @greendalesbestreporter @prayingshirleybennett @ask-shirley-bennett @real-inspector-spacetime-fan @ask-abed-nadir @evil-calvin-jenkins @ask-mung-mung @ask-toddjacobson @the-other-monkey @ask-annies-boobs @vent-monkey-grahh @ask-annie-kim @ask-garrett-lambert @leonardlikesthissite @magnitudesays @constabletroy @autistic-inspector-spacetime @ask-megan @ask-senor-chang @ask-alice-jones @ask-wilbur-whitton @ask-maine-peitch @ask-troy-barnes @ask-jeff-winger

Gonna assume I didn't miss anyone out (!)

#GLOOOW PARTY #troys alien kitty #community nbc #gimmick blog #greendale or whatever #superior timeline #rayla leone

[greendale-announcements]

WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE FESTIVE OVER HERE!! Happy Valen-Dean's day from Greendale.

Jeffrey, please unblock me from Twitter

-Not the dean

#greendale community college #greendale #nbc community #community nbc #community #greendale announcements

[askingprofduncan]

i think i should run for prime minister. greendale psych teacher salary isn't enough.

@greendale-announcements i have threatened a strike.

#ooc: im genuinely shitting myself for the next elections. why is every candidate shite. #askingprofduncan #community nbc #nbc community #community #ian duncan #uk politics

[ask-senor-chang]

@greendale-announcements give me a raise

#not an ask #changposts

[stampgwifeyera]

whats jeff looking at?

@askingjeffwinger @greendale-announcements ???

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Troy and Abed get together while at Greendale and they do a special episode of Troy and Abed in the Morning to announce it. Everyone's happy for them. The person with the "Dump Troy. Marry Me" sign is very confused. They thought Troy and Abed were already dating

#nbc community #trobed #troy barnes #abed nadir #community

[hyperfixated-on-musicals]

I am convinced that this is something that Dean Craig Pelton would dress up as to make an announcement to the Greendale Seven