I absolutely LOVE the fact that Bruce and Ollie HATE their best friends spouses. Oliver cannot stand Barry while Bruce Bat-Glares at Hal whenever they're in the same room. Leading up to the wedding, Ollie and Bruce who are both their buddies respective best man, are trying to convince their friend to leave.
Ollie throws Hal a bachelor party with exclusively blonde entertainment. Male and female. The bartenders are all blondes. He's hoping that Hal will find literally ANY other blonde to shack up with, as long as he doesnt have to deal with BARRY FUCKING ALLEN.
Bruce tries a different, slightly classier, slightly less legal means if breaking them up. Bribery. He approaches Hal after a League meeting and pulls him aside.
Bruce: fifty thousand right now, in your pocket, if you break up with Barry.
Hal, dumb as fuck bless his soul: Why would I break up with Barry for fifty thousand dollars?
Clark and Dinah are both annoyed at their partners for being so immature. Bruce is ready to break his no kill rule just to get Hal away from his mystery movie marathon buddy and Clark intercepts all of his plans.
Bruce: People die of food poisoning all the time, nobody would think twice.
Clark: If you kill Barry's soulmate with bad chicken, I will sic the entire Daily Planet investigative journalist team on you. No secret Bruce Wayne has ever had will be safe.
Bruce:😠
Ollie tries getting Hal to leave Barry.
Ollie: Are you sure you want to Marry BARRY of all people? He's bossy, he's a shut in, he's-
Dinah, fed the fuck up: He's smart, he's got a good career, he understands that being green lantern takes up a lot of your time, he's cute.
Hal: I know, he's so amazing 😍
Ollie, trying not to barf: 🤢
The day of the wedding they both dial it up to eleven. Bruce is in Barry's space helping him get ready but the whole time he's very supportive of the idea of leaving.
Bruce: I'm just saying, there is NOTHING wrong with not being sure, if you need more time to think, we can leave right now. I'll have Alfred drive us to the airport right now and we'll go eat our way through Europe, no questions asked.
Alfred, who is very much looking forward to this wedding: No I will not.
Jay, about to walk Barry down the aisle:😡
After they get through the wedding and have been together for a while, Bruce still kinda pushes for a break up.
Clark: Barry's birthday is coming up, what are you getting him?
Bruce, not looking up from his newspaper: a divorce attorney.
Alfred, reaching over and smacking him.
Bruce, after a long suffering sigh: and a new microscope for his lab. He's been wanting one.
Then Wally comes along and all attempts stop because Bruce and Ollie are not going to be the ones to break up a family.
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27 icons of Young Justice under the cut, from episodes 3x01-3x05. Lots of Zatanna and M'gann.
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[3x01. M'gann and Conner stand together in the Watchtower, in uniform. M'gann looks white, with red eyes, and bald, with a human form.]
[3x01. Dinah and Oliver sit together in the Watchtower, in uniform.]
[3x01. A framed picture of Artemis and Wally. They smile at the camera, their faces close together, with Artemis hugging him from behind, and arm around his shoulders. Bruce Lee, their dog, is in the picture, showing his tongue at the camera.]
[3x01. Close-up to Artemis. Right after waking up, she smiles at the picture, fond.]
[3x02. Close-up to an image of Batwoman in the news.]
[3x02. Dick and Artemis in the airport, buying a ticket. She's wearing sunglasses and is grabbing onto his arm, pretending to be a couple.]
[3x02. Dick and Artemis in gala clothes, side by side, with serious expressions.]
[3x03. A candid picture of Gar and Perdita in the news, about to enter a car, holding hands.]
[3x03. Close-up to Gar. He's talking, smiling and pointing at the camera, wearing a black hat and yellow-tinted sunglasses.]
[3x04. Close-up to Zatanna's teary-eyed expression.]
[3x04. Zatanna looks up at her father, Giovanni, touching his now completely white hair gently as the two of them look at each other, saddened, after he's taken off Fate's helmet.]
[3x04. Zatanna and her father with closed eyes, hugging each other tight, inside the shadow of a tree, with Zatanna hiding her face on his shoulder.]
[3x04. After their time together, Zatanna and her father hug each other, with Zatanna clinging to him.]
[3x04. Giovanni looks over his shoulder, and Zatanna still grabs onto his hand.]
[3x04. Close-up to Zatanna's dejected expression, while her father caresses her cheek.]
[3x04. Close up to Zatanna, collapsed on the grass, on her knees, grabbing onto the pants of her outfit.]
[3x04. Zatanna sobbing, on her knees.]
[3x04. Artemis kneels next to her and hugs Zatanna from behind, comforting her while she cries.]
[3x04. Close-up to Zatanna with tears in her eyes.]
[3x05. Image of a photo album M'gann is putting together. It includes a picture of Kaldur looking pensive; the picture of Artemis, Wally, and their dog; another picture of Zatanna kissing Dick's cheek; the picture Dick took of himself and Artemis on her first day in their school, before she knew who he was; another of M'gann hugging her uncle J'onn, with him in his human appearance; a picture of Gar and his mother; and a last one of Conner and Wolf.]
[3x05. Flashback of M'gann as a child on Mars, in her white Martian form, smiling gently.]
[3x05. The same moment, a little further back, showing that M'gann is holding her brother's hand (Ma'alefa'ak, then known as M'comm).]
[3x05. M'gann, next to her brother, using her telekinetic powers to lift some rocks, protecting them from bullies.]
[3x05. Close-up to little M'gann's angry expression.]
[3x05. The same expression of M'gann, know with her eyes glowing green.]
[3x05. An image of M'gann in her mind space, bald and in uniform, surrounded by some of the same pictures in her album (Artemis and Wally's, Artemis and Dick's, her and her uncle's, Dick and Zatanna's, and Conner and Wolf's).]
[3x05. M'gann standing in the woods, with glowing eyes and a determined expression.]
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Cover art for @colorfulcollectordragon-2f8ee55c‘s fanfic Green Canary!
Summary:
Each of the sticks have made a name for themselves, with their own personal YouTube channels. Green in particular showing off his skills with noteblocks and instruments from around the internet.
Enter Richard Brillden, a multi-millionaire with too much money and too many wants. He comes across Green's channel and becomes obsessed, wanting the green stick figure to be his music box, his own personal canary...
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