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[ninerealms-sunshine]

Atreus: I think I'm in love with your son Heimdall

Odin: what?

Atreus: I said I think I'm in love with Heimdall

Odin: No, I heard it. I am sorry for you.

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[sunnys-sonnets]

Atreus: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Thor: Parents count?

Atreus: Yeah

Thor: Then no

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[heleciacrow]

What if Heimdall met someone that talks back instantly to him that he barely even see it coming like leaving him speechless.

Heimdall : truly these people around me are bunch of uninteresting people that I for once never thought I would be spending time with their idiocity

You : I don't know about you, man. But perhaps Asgard air is really putting some dirt in your mouth like that.

Heimdall : >:0

You : close your mouth, you'll catch some flies. Much less you already did with all your buzzing.

Heimdall : yes, pair me up with someone that is so incompetent to even match my ability.

You : stop talking, deadcells are coming out of your mouth.

Heimdall : you dare to try and outsmart me? You, a lowly soldier that can't even sharpen your own blade?

You : ...I dare say, your ass must be jealous of your mouth because of all the shit that comes out of it.

Heimdall ended up staring at you like you grew two head. : *Offended af.*

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[robsmooth]

Atreus : Babe are you mad.

Heimdall: no babe, is just the way your dad ripped my arm off and beat me to a pulp in a justified rage about my fucked up threat to your well-being that got me shaken a little.

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[harveywritings92]

[GOW Modern au: Brok is eating spaghetti-O’s out of a mug for breakfast, and finds Atreus, Thrud, Angerboda and Skjoldr skipping school and watching the Price is right in his garage.]

Brok, to Atreus: Hey kid! what’s going on?

Atreus: Teenage rebellion.

Brok: Fuck yeah! stick it to the old people!

Sindri, slaps Brok: Knock that off! (to the kids.) And you all have leave, I just got off the phone with Mimir. Kratos is furious, your parents are all looking for you...

Skjoldr: Whoa, Even mine?

Sindri:....

Sindri: I’m sorry. Who are you again?

Skjoldr, dejected: Never mind...*Thrud pats him on the back.* 

Thrud: Hey, I thought you said your uncles were cool?

Atreus: I said Brok’s cool.

Sindri: Hey, I’m cool, I made you all S’mores! {Hold out a tray for the kids.) Take them and go! 

Skjoldr, takes one: Score!

Angerboda: Thank-you.

Thrud: Thanks.

{Atreus was about to take one, but Sindri pulls the tray back.]

Atreus: Sorry I said you weren’t cool...(Sindri let’s Atreus take his S’more.} Thanks Sin.

Brok: Enjoy them sweets while you can kids... Your parent’s are gonna to wear yer guts for garters when they’re done wit’ya!

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[multi-fandom-imagine]

Freyr: Why is she leaving...

Freya: ... Freyr she doesn't live here. She needs to go home

Freyr, near tears: Oh

Freya: Would it make you feel better if she has a place to rest here.

Freyr *Now in tears*: Yes

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[sucker-for-steven-with-v]

You are Kratos's daughter and helping Vanaheim preparing for war.

Freyr who is so romantic and flirts with everyone, cannot take his eyes off of you. Despite the death stare from Kratos, he keep tries to impress you with sweet words.

Freyr: Hey beauty, Hati would chase you thinking you are the moon.

Him, again: look, I brought you flowers and they cannot look at you straight because of your beauty.

Freyr, again: The butterflies keep flying to you thinking you are the flower.

Freyr the romantist again: I mean I sometimes cannot think straight because I am so occupied with you.

You are so done with his flirty cheesy lines as your embarassment cannot be hold anymore, so one day, you burst out.

You: Look Freyr, If you are not going to stop with those cheesy lines, I will challenge you. Seriously, I will do that.

Freyr: But those are my genuine observations of you.

You are now taking out your sword slowly.

Freyr: they are genuine facts but I can stop. Pretty girl

You: okay, I will let you go this time.

Freyr: Sorry I was so concerntrated on your beautiful lip and didn't hear what you said.

At this point, you are now ignoring him and leaving to see Kratos. At least Freyr gets bit less talkative in front of your father.

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[karmaspidr]

GOW Thor: You're though, for such a scrawny imposter.

Marvel Thor: How about we get something to drink after this battle?

GOW Thor: Sure, if you survive this.

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[sun-bae]

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go rest my neck. It’s sore from looking down on you.

Heimdall to literally everyone except Odin.

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[neechees]

Atreus: you're with Thrud?

Skjoldr: well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me

Atreus: how does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?

Skjoldr: you DO know her!

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[ninerealms-sunshine]

Mimir: I have a bad feeling about this. . .

Atreus: What do you mean?

Mimir: You know Lad, the small voice in your head that tells you something's going to get you in a lot of trouble.

Atreus: No?

Mimir: Well. . . that explains a lot.

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[sunnys-sonnets]

Skjöldr: Not gonna lie, Loki. I'm a little scared of you

Atreus: Me? I wouldn't hurt a fly!

Skjöldr: Oh, well that's reassuring

Atreus: I would kill a god, however

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[rigormortisriot]

Kratos : Our weapons are locked up, we need a new plan Freya : Anythings a weapon if you’re angry enough

Kratos : ... Atreus : I mean...shes not wrong though...

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[keylana-dragon]

Hermes: What is love?

Heimdall: An emotional minefield.

Helios: A neurochemical reaction.

Freyr: BABY DON'T HURT ME

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[harveywritings92]

{Modern au: After Kratos catches Atreus trying to sneak out of the house with his friends.]

Kratos: You know whose fault this is? Do you?

Atreus: Well, I have a pretty good idea.

Kratos: It's mine.

{Everyone’s taken aback.}

Atreus: Oh.... All right. Okay.

Freya: Kratos, what are you saying?

Kratos: The problem is...I've been too lenient. So, from now on, no more easy-going, devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad.

{Mimir and Freya both burst out laughing for moment, they stop when Kratos looks at them.]

Mimir: Ah.. Sorry brother.

Freya:*Ahem* Carry on.

Kratos: From now on I'm cracking down. And I'm cracking down hard. Starting right now, fun time is over! {Kratos stomps out of the kitchen.)

Atreus, to Freya and Mimir: So where was I for fun time?

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[multi-fandom-imagine]

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