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#god what is fabian wearing. i do not know
frntbttmsstn · 2 days
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Thinking about the Bad Kids because Elmville is a relatively small town right? So even if Adaine/Fabian moved into town later (god knows I don’t remember if this is true or if I made it all up) it’s semi likely that Riz, Gorgug, Kristen, and Fig would have known at least some of the Rat Grinders as kids right? Like in theory we know of an elementary/middle school in town, I have to wonder what it would feel like to watch kids you might have vaguely knew on the playground, or kids who annoyed you in middle school, suddenly show up and become absolutely murderous. I have to wonder if any of the aforementioned Bad Kids ever stopped to think about the Rat Grinders when they were young? Did Kristen and Buddy ever meet at church? Did their parents suggest they become friends? Did they trade friendship bracelets at camp? Does Kristen remember it was his, does she still wear it? What about Gorgug and Lucy, always the tallest kids in class, were they always next to each other in class photos? Get paired up for gym class games? Did Lucy’s parents recommend clothing stores to Gorgug’s? Did Fig and Kipperlily do cheer together in middle school? Did she get invited to the sleepovers? Did she turn on Fig when her horns came in? Did Fig temper her rage like Lucy eventually would? Did Riz and Ruben always get paired up for being small? Did they trade sweaters because they were the only ones who fit? Did they play hide and seek in school and trade hiding spots? Did any of them get invited to birthday parties for the others? Did they all play games at recess? Did they share a language class in middle school? Did any of them notice when their friends/classmates/kids they recognized in the halls became hateful? Do any of the Bad Kids regret it, regret not staying in contact, regret not checking in? Even when they’re older, they shared classes with all of them, do you think any of the Bad Kids are quietly just thinking to themself: “How did I not notice?”
The thing about growing up where everyone knows each other, is that everyone knows everyone in some small way. I have to wonder how many of the Bad Kids have paused to wonder if they had done it all differently (they couldn’t if they tried), if they had been more aware (they couldn’t have been), if they had just reached out (why would they? why would something be wrong?) if they wouldn’t be here.
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colinprovolone · 29 days
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the low quality children
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figgybeans · 5 months
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FHJY trailer frame-by-frame
because i love these freaks. ok lets get into it (this is gonna be long)
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love the dome this season !! the backgrounds are beautiful. the steps up in production across FH is amazing
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ADAINE !! JAWBONE !! BOGGY !! i think her splash art is my have from the six. i have no clue what ESF stands for so anyone lmk
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her mini is also i think my favorite, the pins on her leather jacket really sell it. minus points for boggy's HUMAN ARMS though, theres a clearer shot later on
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fabian time ! love the blanket. bill seacaster art as well ! god hes terrifying. the doodles on the owlbear stickers are cute too
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apples bee ! plus some art of cassandra. kristen is in her strong arc, which the world is all the better for. i think its also important to remember that from the start of the series kristen has always had a higher strength score than fabian (ignoring her 4 dex)
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ignore the phantom riz mini, the trailer hardly stayed on his intro art for long. which is a shame cause LOOK AT IT !! the kalina picture, fuckin baron, the corn cuties, so much night yorb, bizz in the corner, captain whitclaw, coach daybreak - the man riz shot through the head in cold blood, the bardy boys !! its perfect.
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fig !! sad theres no ayda art in here but theres gotta be in the series. "-and a wizards paramore, YES its part of my identity, thank you" iconic. glad her mini has a custom bass. also gilear <3<3
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gorgug my boy. with his giant fuckoff axe. so happy his mini is including his artificer level, PLUS that probably means he takes another level in it, and unlocks infusions >:)
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this two headed dragon guy. red dragon can always mean some Kalvaxis callback, but we never know. i DO know that there's a statblock for two headed dragons in Monster Manual Expanded III, so maybe brennan uses that ? or just gives a regular dragon two breath weapons. we will see
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this was one of the clearest frames i could get for this art, but what we can see is still cool. love kristen in her kill bill jumpsuit. as an aside im still a riz-has-a-tail believer
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now THIS is a battlemap. im like 99% sure that that's the Thistlespring Tree in the background, and the Sig Figs are having some kind of concert here. HOWEVER, if we zoom in, it doesn't look like any of their minis are on the stage. intrigue.
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the internet mall ! or something. i have no idea who the minis could be, BUT the IDK-wearing purple one in the middle could be some Guardian of Faith representing cassandra. also adaine and boggy have matching berets in the wide shot
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this set i think is a gladiatorial arena of some kind? because we see a bunch of monstrosities and aberrations with this in the background later. also the big gates and monster-keeping pens are a clue.
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BOGGY ARMS. BOGGY ARMS. adaine is covered in blood. but fig looks to have some kind of ghost opossum familiar. BUT, my friend pointed out that it could be edgar, zayn's ghost rat ! so maybe we have him return for an episode. this house looks spooky enough. maybe mordred manor gets infested by demons or something
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otyugh spotted !! my favorite monster of all time
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this roper-looking thing. it overlays when brennan says "an eldritch beast that threatens all of the denizens of this world," so im really thinking there's gonna be an overarching Aberration theme in these combats
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also this guy. i have no clue what he is honestly. the rectangle in the background could maybe be a mirror or painting, so this might take place in the mordred manor-looking set from before
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purple worm, in the gladiator arena !
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some sort of ghost ship? doubtful that its bill seacaster's ship again, and the mist could mean the ethereal plane
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the bad kids !! just noticing that fabian's eye patch is either missing or on the wrong side
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im pretty sure this is an umber hulk, also in the gladiator set
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skateboard fig mini. also, this could be the hang van (?) but it also could be too long and be some kind of ghost limo. idk
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graveyard ! maybe they team up with zayn here
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a blue dragon, which makes me think the red dragon from earlier isnt kalvaxis related and is just a dragon
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more POV arrow shots, but this one's going into a fucking hydra. which looks like it grows three heads instead of two ? if that's what the attachment on the right side means.
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this could be the red wastes ? back on the kalvaxis theory.
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a wider shot of the internet mall. note the "YARRRRbucks" behind lou
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THE RETURN OF THE CRAB KING !!
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aaaand the final art frame !! fig finally gets her license (or not)
all in all 10/10 frothing at the mouth till jan 10
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rizs-briefcase · 3 months
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‼️FHJY EP6 SPOILERS‼️
you know the drill!!!
you know how these start,, MURPH U LOOK SO GOOD (shout out to ur shirt again)
siobhan is also looking fantastic, i love her shirt
brennan is wearing THE shirt i love him
‘you’re doing a better job’ i go back to being invisible
milk and vodka
‘i feel like a bad baby’
i put his dice in the full moon; emily i love you
THE HELIO CLERIC
‘lord, helio?’ ‘yes it’s me’
the bad kids are so unhinged i’m sobbing
‘i know in his final moments he must have repented and,,’ ‘no.. no… he’s in hell now..’
‘our friend kristen was a big cornhead when we met’
riz not knowing half the clubs he’s side up for
‘adaine you can work the door at the next party’
‘damn hot dragonborn about to know your shit’
OISIN I LOVE YOU
FABIAN AND ADAINE BFF CRUMBS !!!
‘i’ll take a break when i break your fucking spine’
‘if your the crabking then i’m the fishermen’ ‘yeah these waters are restricted’ i live ragh and gorgug so much
ragh being so ready to talk about becoming a cleric of cassandra
why was figs first thought when entering fabian’s room to steal some of his clothes please
even just the mention of a para genasi has made me feral,, frost genasi is so fucking cool
OISIN AND IVY ARE IN THE RAT GRINDERS NO I LOVED THEM
kristen and fig are unhinged who lets them together
fetty wap at homecoming i’m crying
emily is so unhinged, what do you mean you’re disguise selfing as this random genasi to try and fuck with people
also other than the rat grinders playing the system; they aren’t even that bad a group. the members all seem okay (famous last words maybe)
the entire group immediately clocking Fig with ‘what if lucy is dead? why are you trying to impersonate their dead friend?’
the running bit about the steel factory is so funny
‘that’s the ice muffets’
i love mazey so so much
mr mulligan what do you have planned
drunk adaine is so so funny
GERTIE I LOVE U LITTLE BEEKEEPER FIRBOLG PLEASE IM SOBBING
the entire party helping Gertie against fabian
new nemesis alert
riz is absolutely spiralling with conspiracies i love him
you cannot go from all the chaos to a kristen/tracker moment please
‘tough but fair, have a great life’ kristen please god
LYDIA YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING GOOD IN LIFE !!!
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halevren · 2 months
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FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 8
I am playing tomodachi life as I watch this. if anyone is curious, I named my island Yorb Island. I just restarted it
IT'S OUR TIME IT'S OUR YEAR
The lip syncing
see you at basrars! goodnight everyone
"Confirmed to be dead" NO. she is confirmed to not be on the mortal plane, perhaps she simply is chilling in the astral realm (I don't want her to be actually dead she looks too lovely)
licking baby..... :(
the lobster bisque
"Gorgug's roots of never being good" CRYING
I feel adaine right now. I am in such a point where I am very antisocial
glassblowing!!!
This disadvantage stuff is actually making me stressed
There's something beautiful about the bad kids not really caring that Kristen doesn't have magic, they still love her. A true "would you still love me if I was a worm?" She has nothing to offer right now, and yet, her friends move her more than anything
Riz can't focus :(
LYDIA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
OH NO.... ADAINE.....
A d100???????????????????
91?!?!!?! oh no
ADAINE?!!?!??
FLASH OF RED??????? HUH???? WHAT??? WHAT IS GOING ON??
Not Cassandra???? Familiar scream???
"Maybe it's not your fault at all"
"Yeah I definitely killed her..."
Fiendish aura??
"I out wretchrot on it!" "oh good..."
"I thought it was because he was a straight man wearing the pride armor"
"Are you talking about emo music...?"
Lala Embers..
AW DON'T CRY
I feel like the cup of tea..... would be the worst idea
"All drums welcome!"
"What the fuck are we doing?"
there's a nudity tent
There's nothing wrong with a body 🔥
CASSANDRA WAS MARRIED?
I can't wait to see all the theories after this episode
"I don't want to talk about it"
"Do you want a bardic" no one wants fig'd bardic 😭😭😭😭
oh thanks goodness he has meticulous notes
Theothantic silence
There's so much information being thrown at us
Gods could always remember dead goda
"I thought you were dead" oh my
Lucy was possessed...
AYDA MENTION!!!!
OH MY GOD AYDA MENTION!!!!! ADAINE MENTIONED AYDA!!!!
Alter Emo
"It's all natural, man"
"sexy"
BUCKY!!!!!!!!!! BUCKY BOY!!!!!
24 point starts have to be the red crystals
I love all this theorizing. This feels like a debriefing
"Wretchrot is so fucking god at his job."
Minor illustration running drills 😭😭😭😭
"That's my owl bear!!!!"
"8 foot Fabian on the field next week"
"You know how you see the unknown? You shine a light on it."
"Pop off my first prayer"
A 6TH LEVEL SPELL SLOT?
a lot of invisible naked people
I want to partake in this festival
FICUS
MURPH IMMEDIATELY PUTTING HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS AFTER FIG TURNS INTO WANDA CHILDA 😭😭
not a mosh pit environment
4 1/2 long pipe??!!? ;!
"You wanna get fucking high?"
RUBEN
"Fig had to take a shit."
"Why are there so many naked old people at your house?" "I don't know man! I don't have anything to do with that."
Gorgug disliking Ruben is so good I can't stop giggling
MY CLERICAL GNOMANCE
There is. Something going on.
PRINCIPAL GRIX
RIP RUBEN???? DISINTEGRATE???
NEW MAP!!!
I can't believe Ruben is the front man of MCG
COUNTERSPELL
"don't do this...."
OH NO. OH GOD.
oh god.......... dildo lawnmower
"I've had sex before!"
IT WAS ALL UNDER THE TARP
NOOOOOO WILMA AND DIGBY!!!!!!! NOOOOO
"Ruthless... So they were into fucking machines?"
"These are your champions, Grix?!?!!?!"
"You're not perfect order."
Save the turtle!!!!!
yeah -5 movement. that's tough.
FABIAN TURN 🔥🔥
26 to hit 🔥🔥
they're all just from this summer 😭
"I'm in"
REMOTE ACCESS
That is a four!!!
GAMER POSE 😭
"We got him Porter."
The shoe rack
"Come with me!"
So many nude gnomes
MURPH CANCELLED A CRIT INTO A MISS
"♪I'M GONNA SAVE YOU♪"
DIMENSION DOOR
SO MUCH GOING ON WITH WANDA
"But that moment of terror does happen, 'cause I want him to feel it. I want him to know what would it feel like if the most important thing in his world disappeared."
LISTENING TO A PODCAST AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL
CLOBICA!!
He's not raging???? Let him rage!!!
Bypasses the shield?!?
STUNNED??
What A Day.
Can the air elemental go up Grix's butthole?
Intelligence saving throws
ALLY GOT THE 3 MUSKETEERS
D12 bardic??????
42 POINTS OF PSYCHIC DAMAGE?
NOOO CLOBICA
Rip Clobica
FOR THE LAWN AND FOR PLEASURE
HE BYPASSES'S GRIX'S SHIELD
Wilma and Digby to the rescue!
Kristen healing 🔥
11 points to Riz </3
33 POINTS OF FIRE DAMAGE?
the little mini displays of what's going on is so cool and cute I love them
Four parents on a battlefield is too many
MY CLERICAL GNOMANCE GIVING OUT BARDIC INSPIRATION
THE VULTURE
Gilearean!
THE COMPLICATED WOMEN PODCAST
I love the CW
BIG GRIX
I love Lou and Ally's energy together is so good
RIZ GUKGAK
"If I take 5 stress tokens—"
HE'S ABOUT TO WHAT? TAKE OVER WHO? RIZ NO!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOO RIZ IS GETTING MIND CONTROLLED
"I'm mad at you for asking."
NOOO HE GOT A ONE NOOOOO
HE'S GONNA HIT THE TUBE
FINALLY HIS BAD ROLLS HELP
omg the vulture
"Yes. Abso-fucking-lutely, Brennan. Ally Beardsley is at a place of doubt and uncertainty with this move."
hey hirlie
OH MY GOD THE BACKDROP
THE CULTURE DIMENSION???
WHAT?????? WHAT????? THAT'S WHERE IT'S ENDING????????????
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18catsreading · 3 months
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Lou: great, so 9 uh 14
Brennan: fourt-- wait, 14?
Lou: 14. Don't look at -- don't do that. That's your "I'm sorry I have to do this" face!
Emily: oh my God!!
Brennan: you know I'm always rooting for you
Lou: yea I know
Brennan: I'm always rooting for you
Siobhan: don't cry!
Emily: [waggling her finger back and forth] because you make your NPCs say the Night Yorb every single other word
Brennan: I have to abide by the rules of things I choose to do
Lou: well, the hangman is behind the van for whatever you choose to do
Brennan: Murph I'm gonna need you to roll five D10
Siobhan: No!
Lou: Oh my god
Ally & Siobhan: you're gonna make Murph do it?
Brennan: Murphy's driving
Murph: it's the rule. Okay, I'm back to myself this episode gang. Don't worry.
Lou: Murph, don't you --
Murph: except for the beans that were due!
Lou: don't break any probabilities this time.
Murph: here's beans [holding up a die] the beans are due, so these beans stay in the can.
Brennan: that last damage roll was .002 probability
Lou: so no more probability smashing alright?
Murph: no more probability smashing.
Lou: Or break it the other way. Just regular cursed rolls. All of them are ones.
Murph: just regular cursed rolls [rolls] pretty cursed. [Math happens]
Brennan: Fabian you take 22 points of damage. Please put your mini prone -- [moves mini]
*group laughs*
Ally: you have to stay in the van
Lou: I was trying to!
Murph: you have to wear your seatbelt, Fabian
Brennan: Fabian has jumped and gone under the Hangvan twice
Ally: you have to wear your seatbelt
Zac: in what, two turns?
Siobhan: yes!
Brennan: in, like two rounds.
Lou: two thirds of my turns have been underneath -- have started underneath this van
Siobhan: all you had to do was roll a two both times
Lou: that's it. All I had to do was roll a two. If I roll a two it happens.
Brennan: can I just say for anyone watching at home, don't jump out of moving vehicles, because even if you're so agile, the risk reward --
Murph: so agile.
Brennan: so agile!
Lou: *stutters indignantly* I was climbing! All right, well, the hangman scoops me up again. Can I make a check to grab onto the hangman?
Brennan: give me another DC 15 acrobatics
Lou: don't do this to me. You're embarrassing me on this show
Brennan: this is where -- if you roll a nat one this is gonna be worse than Cody's turn in Unsleeping City.
Lou: I've already lost one dice alright? *Rolls a 25*
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the-fiction-witch · 3 months
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I’ve been watching house of Anubis and I’m really enjoying it so far. A lot is the same but also a lot is super different but the most jarring difference for me is that they yassified Victor. He’s supposed to be a scary old man but in the English version they hired an actor who looks at least a decade younger than the Victor I’m used to. This is what he should look like to me
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But you guys got yassified Victor who looks like a healthy middle aged man
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Was your version scary for children? Because here little kids were scared of Victor
Also are school uniforms really a thing in England?
Hiya! I'm so glad you're enjoying it,
yeah Victor in our version is kinda less meant to be a spooky old guy and more a creepy threat he's a lot younger and thus kinda more threatening if that makes sense like you know he could do you harm and waiting for him to snap kinda vibes,
and YES when I was a kid Victor was terrifying to me! To be fair, english kids wouldn't really find old people creepy or frightening like they would laugh more at your version of Victor, whereas our version is more threatening and unsettling, and kids here find that a lot more alarming.
And yes school uniforms are real for the UK, I think most public, private and boarding schools have uniforms, I have never known anyone from the UK who didn't have a school uniform and most of them are some variation on the ones they wear in this show yes.
Just personally my own school uniform from that age, was boarder line identical to what they have in house of anubis except their blazers are like that dark burgundy colour and the trousers/ jumpers are grey :
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Ours were black. but other than that it looked the exact same. Tie included I wore a tie every day for five years and if you didn't wear your uniform right you got detention.
Honestly looking at it if this was my school none of them in this pic would have passed a uniform check they all going to detention.
Alfie's shirt isn't tucked in.
Nina's not wearing tights, skirt may be too high and need of measuring (Yes they did legit measure at my school they would stand at the gates with a ruler and if your skirt was 3inches above your knee DETENTION!)
Fabian's top button is undone and his tie is loose
Patrica! holy god her skirts 100% too high, she's got leggings not rights on, her tie is loose, no top button, and her blazer sleeves are up,
Jerome... might be okay maybe he might sneak though a uniform check proving his button is done up and the slips his blazer on before a teacher walks past.
If not they all going to detention!
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unsleepingtales · 3 months
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Episode four! I missed the bad kid’s insanity so much <3
Episode four of every season they’re shy!
In space no one can feel you dying 💀
“What’s the drinking age?” “You guys have murdered SO many people”
Kalinaaaaaa
Hiiiii
Oh she’s an actual cat now!
She/they pronouns for Cassandra are back!
Kristen’s middle name is on her character page now!! Kristen Chilis Applebees!
Catchin me on my left foot hereeee gato.
Ooh they’ve got other offers
Why would you SAY that
That definitely circumvents the truth in a cool way……
When your only two followers fight :(
Just stop saying it pleaseeeeee
Say a n y t h i n g other than that
Hot.
Oooh the mall!
Why would you SAY THAT
So many of them have stars in their hats! And I have stars in my body! :D
I love Cassandra so so much
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa Kristen when you’re in the dark she’s there holding your hand. She gives you forehead kisses
KVX BANK????
Oh well that makes it all okay then!
:(
Oh my GOD
What the fuck Bill
CHUNGLEDOWNNNNN
God the fucking. D20 directly reflecting my life experiences.
Simeon du Vayne the new lunch lad. What’s your vibe
Ooh third eye is sick
I love that they’re never gonna say her name right
Scabby!!
Gorthalax! Hi!
On my first day of high school this guy yelled fresh meat at all of us and he continued to be a pain in the ass all fucking year
Fig. Fig no.
It does seem like the rat grinders might be direct foils to the bad kids. Let’s see how this goes!
Kipperlilly did not come at y’all nearly as hard as Kristen went aggro at her
Is it the sack of rats trick?? Is that where they got the name???
IT IS THE SACK OF RATS TRICK. FUCK.
I love how pissed they all are about this
THIS is what riz has never been more mad about ❤️
Girlie!!
The bad guy this season is just xp leveling 😭😭
God how high level are they????
Kindlesnap Whatsherface
Dome!!!!
He’s just a guy!
Please please nat 20
Crushing. That’s crushing
I love ripped jeans gorgug <3
That is SO much
Corsica Jones is HOT
Kristen and Riz dynamic duoooo
Riz Gukgak character of all time
FIG
Archaeologist Siobhan Thompson!!
Really emphasizing the ‘sorry what’ thing that post was talking about
Fig barbarian level!
That energy is more intense than anything fig tried to imply from goldenhoard
If the cig figs break up I’m gonna be fucking devastated
Oh yeah the junior year eggs. Okay.
Can I have some of your girlfriend’s hair? I need it for school.
I love that we all called the kill mum idea
She really should get paid for the elven oracle shit
Inclusive kinggggg
Ooh maybe I’ll wear my owlbears sweatshirt tomorrow. (Best holiday gift I got!
Ah the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush
Max Durden!! He’s so cute.
Love that for him tbh
THIRTY FIVE
Who is this motherfucker
What the fuck are you doing
(Zac wheezing in excruciating pain)
Don’t align yourself with her Riz
What!
I love that everyone is going so aggro on the buttcrushers. Absolutely demolish their asses.
“You don’t have to call me coach” oh OUCH
Bucky Applebees!!!
Love the paladin repppppp
Oh kiddo
Oh Kiddo :(
I’m not trying to be cool I’m trying to be president
RATGRINDERS CLERIC IS HELIOIC
The BUTTFUCKERS? ALLY.
She’s had a lot of jobs but not that many of them were… legal.
Fabian’s so lonely :(
Bad kids study party!!! Real and confirmed!!!!
Aww I was so excited for Adaine to work at Basrar’s but the mall is fun too
Hmm. Sketchy!
German shepherd mode <3
Emily and Ally are having SO much fun with this
The procrastination is so fucking real
I’ve deeply missed you
WHAT what does that mean why is this the case
Oooh okay I’m really getting the sense that that blue mall battle set is the Synod
Sunglass kiosk. Palm tree. Mall things.
Ooh I just noticed seacaster manor in the background of the dome art
Strudel dimension, don’t put your hand in it. Don’t! Put your hand in it!
We don’t know if the strudel is infinite it just hasn’t ended yet.
I’m obsessed with this guy.
I’m so obsesssed
Mazey Phaedraaaaa
Oh my godddddddd
“I’m from hell” girly I love you to death but you are from downtown elmville
Ooohohohohoh she’s good at this
I love dnd mechanics manifesting as real elements of life within game
Awww
I don’t know as much about warlocks as I should really do this is great
That’s SO SICK I LOVE HER
Ragh!!!
Babe you cannot make student government cool. You just can’t.
Oooooof
What is this energy
Crab kinggggggg
We’re so fucking back
I’m Christian Delnore and I have Children!
OOP
Kristen’s energy is SO wild this year. She said she was trying to move past chaos and then came out the gate with This energy
Tracker’s dating the fucking Princess. Of course.
Messy high school relationships :)
That’s how it goes!
The intense side eye I am giving the whole situation
Kristen do you wanna fuck Kalina
What do you want with the president??? (To say hi)
Hell yeah gsa member Kristen Applebees
Torek with the button press!
I love them SO much I missed the bad kids SO FUCKING MUCH
Ohhhh this is the backstory of that button from the merch drop ok
They’re so unhinged
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
Torek Railgrinder Theater Kid!!
Oh noooo
WHAT
Oh fuck
Why would you volunteer ANY information
She was a fucking turncoatttt
The name keeps getting further and further from anything
Stone cold
So excited for the party
HOT
SHE’S SO HOT
Oh god
Zero separation of church and state
Oh FUCK
What oh no oh god please no
AAAAAAAAAAA okay I guess next weeks is the mall fight!
I am so scared and so excited.
It’s our time! It’s our year! It’s all gonna be okay!
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Indecent Proposal
Gang Shit part 5
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Summary: This story is just never going to leave me. Kate has to tell Tyler that they're needed for a meeting. While having a rare discussion, Tyler discovers that Kate needs a little help and offers a solution. But by the end of the night, she gets a lot more than she planned. Still all @norfkid fault. Also this is not the end. I have more in the mind planned.
Trigger Warnings: Language, implied sexual situations,
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Kate walked through the hallways of the mostly empty house until she came to Tyler’s room. His door was wide open so she stood at the opening and knocked on the door frame. He looked up from what he was doing and smiled when he saw it was her.
“Katie. To what do I owe the pleasure of a visit from you?”
“Call me that again and I’ll rip your balls off,” She replied abrasively. “Trent called. He said that when he gets back tonight he wants to have a meeting with is about starting our plans with Judgement Day.”
“Oh. Does that mean we’re going to dress you in all leather and you pretend you’re a dominatrix?” Tyler asked raising his eyebrows.
“It’s a good thought, but you don’t seem like the kind of person that wants to lend out their own clothes,” Kate smiled sweetly.
“I’d make a joke about you searching through my closet for something to wear, but you’d come no where near here if you knew what kind of stuff I had in there.”
Kate stood silently in the doorway not quite sure how to respond. Of course Tyler finds ways to throw sexuality, innuendos, and threats into any conversation, but this time Kate actually found herself intrigued by his statement. She spent enough time around Tyler to know that he was dead serious about what he said. And she found herself wondering what type of things he kept hidden in his own personal space.
“Thinkin’ about takin’ a look?” He asked breaking out of her thought.
Kate slightly shook her head, knowing she must have looked a bit silly staring off into space. “No thanks. I’m good.”
“You sure about that? Your fuck buddy and Ridge have been gone for a bit and probably aren’t going to be home until at least Thursday.”
“Gee, thanks for your concern. But I think I’ve got myself handled thanks.” Kate replied with sarcasm.
“I don’t know. You’re getting bitchier by the day.”
He was right, not that she’d ever tell him that. She had been getting easily agitated lately and her lack of intimacy was most likely to blame. It had been a while since she and Pete had hooked up, and she hadn’t really been with anyone since she started living with Trent’s organization. There hadn’t really been much of a need to go outside of who she had, especially when they both had a good time. But the last few days she had been really worked up. So much so that masturbating just wasn’t doing anything for her.  
“You’re a real asshole sometimes, you know that?”
“Thank you darlin’,” Tyler replied with a huge smile across his bearded face causing Kate to roll her eyes.
“God I can’t stand you,” She mumbled.
“I know,” He acknowledged her comment anyway. “You know you can probably always talk to Trent. He has a bunch of clubs filled with ladies for whenever any of us want a little fun. I’m sure he can do something for you.”
“He’ll probably tell me that’s what Marcel and Fabian are for,” She sighed.
“What? Not your type?”
“The point of hooking up with someone is to feel good, so no not really. My type would be someone that actually knew how to get a girl off,” She answered as she leaned against the frame to get more comfortable.
Her comment caught Tyler off guard and he burst out laughing. Sure the two groups had been friendly since slightly joining together, but they weren’t close by any means. Tyler, Pete, and Ridge had made fun of Marcel and Fabian behind their backs before, but Kate was never apart of it. Hearing her join in actually dropped his guard a bit, and hearing him genuinely laugh brought a small smile to Kate’s face. She crossed her arms as she continued to lean against the door frame on her shoulder.
“You don’t think they can?”
“One, I’d bet five grand that no matter how big of a game they talk, they couldn’t find my clit even with directions. Two, even if they could, they wouldn’t. They’re the type that only care about their own pleasure and that defeats the purpose of me hooking up with them.”
“Well if you ever feel the need, my closet is your closet,” Tyler said after a chuckle.
“Thanks, but I’m not sure I’ll ever be that desperate,” She replied as she pushed away from the frame about to leave.
“Whatever you say Katie,”
“The fuck did I tell you about calling me that?” She asked harshly as she stopped herself from walking away.
“They’re right here. Come and take ‘em.”  He challenged while he continued to mess around with what he was working on.
“Believe me if there is ever an opportunity for someone to cut your manhood off I would be the first in line.”
Tyler chuckled before looking her in the eyes, a darker tone coating his voice as he spoke now. “You seem to forget just how much of a man I am love. You know damn well I’m capable of making any woman scream. Just depends on them if it’s pain or pleasure.”
“Well you’re always a pain in my ass. And not the good kind,” Kate retorted, trying to sound how she normally does around him and not as if his words were bringing him back to the night she met him.
“You get that for free. Just a perk of living here.” He joked while winking at her. But, you could get the pleasure too. Just tell me how you want it.”
He set down the electronics he had been playing with on a desk that was by his bed standing there with his arms crossed as if he was making a legitimate offer. Kate was fine with this just being banter between them, but the longer she stood in his room with him, and the longer he talked, the more she didn’t want to leave. Somehow through her conversation with him she had felt her underwear damped throughout the course of it. Now painfully aware that she had been slightly squeezing her thighs together to try and relieve the building pressure. And incredibly embarrassed because she realized she didn’t know how long she had been doing so.
“But that part’s not free. Hypothetically speaking.”
Tyler crossed his arms. “Quite simple really. I get you off. You get me off. And I get to enjoy the visual of you falling apart for me. That’s always a plus.”
“You say that like I’d just fall into your bed and start begging.”
He shrugged. “Might have to. What if once I get you under me I tell you I want to hear you beg for it or I won’t make you cum. Then what? You have two choices. Leave unsatisfied and hornier than ya were when you came in here, or beg.”
‘No one would ever be that needy’ is the response that would have usually left Kate’s mouth. Except for in this instance, she might be. She might have to swallow her pride and the dislike she had for Tyler just to get some relief. She just had to figure out if she’d be able to look herself in the mirror later if she gave in.
“Fuck it,” She mumbled as she walked fully into his room to where he stood, slamming the door closed behind her. “You got fifteen minutes Bate.”
Tyler chuckled briefly before grabbing Kate by the arm and carefully spinning her around to face the bed before pushing down on her upper back. Kate let him bend her over the edge of the bed as goosebumps began to rise out of her flesh. Partially for the excitement of what was about to happen. But partially nervousness of being alone with him and allowing him to have control. He stood behind her, one hand placed on her hip as he pulled her lower body closer to his. Kate wiggled against him, trying to get comfortable, and was able to feel just how hard their conversation had made him. Tyler didn’t expect it and a slight groan fell from his lips as he pushed his body even closer to hers, grinding against her. His other hand slowly traced up her back to the back of her neck as his fingers slowly intertwined with her hair before pulling on it yanking her head up. He smiled as she pushed against him even more.
“You’re in my domain now sweetheart. I’ll play with you as long as I want.”
Later that night, Kate was walking down the hallway towards Trent’s office he had on the top floor of the building. She knocked on the door at precisely the time he told her to be there and was met with his deep voice on the other side telling her to come in. She opened the heavy wooden door and entered to see Trent sitting in the large chair behind his desk. Tyler was already in the room, but she also noticed another man in one of the seats across from the desk. Kate was slightly confused at first because she thought the meeting was suppose to just be herself, Tyler and Trent. She had never seen this other man before.
“Ah. Needed to bring in one of your girls for the next meeting? Long day?” The man asked as Kate got closer to the desk.
Her face scrunched up slightly as she heard what this man had to say. She wanted to give him a piece of her mind, but before she was able to answer, Trent spoke.
“No. Not this time. She’s worth more than some whore on her knees.”
Kate found herself smiling at his answer. She felt pride in herself that he thought that highly of her. It made her feel like she was a beneficial part in his organization, and doing a good job proving her loyalty. It made her feel like when she was younger and Sheamus had taken her in and began to show her the ropes. She picked everything up quickly and he would tell her what a good job she was doing. And her worries began to fade about useful enough to have a place to stay and become an active part of the group. She hadn’t felt that in a long time.
“You got a girl working for you now? And a hot one at that?” The mystery man asked surprised. “She could make you a lot of money in your club with that look.”
“Look at that face,” Trent instructed as he pointed at Kate. “I’ve seen that face sad, angry, upset, happy, you name it. That face can infiltrate anyone’s heart and can be a ticket inside. That is entirely more valuable than however many twenties will get thrown at her in a night.”
“Well then,” He began as he started to stand up. “If you ever change your mind and want to test her out, let me know.”
“I’d quit while ahead if I was you mate. Her bite is actually worse than her bark.” Trent warned.
“And I’ve heard her bark plenty. It’s pretty vicious.” Tyler added.
“Close the door on your way out. Someone will show you to the front.”
Kate didn’t say anything to him, but tried to keep a stern look on her face which was a bit difficult since she was beaming internally. She waited until the door was closed before she spoke.
“Well he seems nice,” She stated sarcastically.
“You shoulda heard him earlier. Lad doesn’t know when to shut up,” Tyler said.
“Sounds familiar.”
“At least I was here to listen to him,” Tyler mumbled.
“Hey. I got here at the time Mr. Seven asked me to be here.”
Trent cleared his throat causing both of them to stop talking and look at him.
“In order for this to work, I’m going to need the two of you to work together and trust each other. Is that going to be a problem?”
“Of course not boss. You know I’m always professional when I need to be. And you know where my loyalty lies.” Tyler answered.
“What about you?” He asked as he looked at Kate.
Kate looked over her shoulder to Tyler, then back to Trent.
“No, sir. Tyler may be a dick and there may be times I’d like to shove a cactus down his throat, but I know he has my back. And I’ll have his.”
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fandom-panda · 2 months
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Liveblog-ish Dimension 20 Fantasy High S1 Ep16 & 17
(time stamp of slightly after what im talking about) my thoughts/questions/reactions. just so its easier for you to read/know what im talking about
ep16(3:20) ajdhsjsj goldendick
(5:45) oh my god gorgug you could kill your innocent classmates!!!
(23:40) nooooo ragh nooooo!
(28:00) girl why did you let them put your best friend in a crystal?!?!?!?
(41:00) i like how the dragon wears a little suit
(44:00) “can you please stop flirting with me” AHDHFKSJSJ FIG
(51:00) omg i was not expecting gorgug and ragh to kiss
(1:94:40) i’m so glad kristen and ragh are just unconscious and not dead
(1:12:27) it would be so unfortunate if riz’s mom only shows up after the battle is completed
(1:14:40) YEAAAAAAAA JAWBONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1:15:30) asdkfnsksj “do you understand me?” “no” *continues monologuing*
(1:21:20) omg making goldenrod the lunch lad is so mean!!! but i love the idea of promoting gilear to be vice principal <3
(1:25:42) yaaaaay!!!! fig’s dad is freed!!!!
(1:32:20) YEAAAAAAA LES GO JAWBONE!!!!!!!
(1:42:50) haha yea ur tie is burnt >:3
(1:47:40) that is such a wild move, to get “something to beat kalvaxis” from the jacket of useful things. like wow i never would have thought about it
(1:52:00) COME ON FABIAN I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU
(1:56:20) HOLY SHIT LETS GO KRISTEN!!!!!!!!
ep17(2:17) holy fucking shit it’s doreen
(4:30) …what the fuck??? aegfort?!?!?!?
(9:10) …oh my fucking god that was so deep jesus christ and it was in a d&d game
(10:30) yk? thats actually a pretty good god
(13:30) how was this not scripted?!?!?!? jesus christ brennan!!!
(21:22) omg jawbone ily. sklonda too
(48:00) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GO RIZ!!!!!!!! also its so satisfying that riz, who’s dad died when he was young bc of kalvaxis, got to kill kalvaxis. (it also wouldve been great if fabian got the killing blow). also i love that riz and sklonda are eating kalvaxis >:))))))))
(50:50) …im sorry, the last phoenix is aegfort’s lover?!?!?!?
(52:20) OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT!!!! THE COPS ONLY SHOW UP AFTER THE BATTLE IS ALREADY OVER!!!!
(1:07:30) ASSFDHDHXJCDHCG “young lady, i have no idea who that is… and im telling you right now? yes” AKDVDJVDJDVDJDBFJD
(1:13:45) omg ok so fabian’s mom and gilear? hilarious. omg that is the best choice ever made. and fig’s mom w jawbone? 🥺😭🧡
(1:15:20) omg i love that adaine is 1. currently living w jawbone and tracker and 2. going to emancipate herself. go her!! :DDDD also i love yhe fact that zayne is now the first ghost student at aguefort. also that she freed the ice cream guy from his curse
(1:18:30) i swear to fucking god fabian!!! aelwyn is horrible!!!!
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The Dragon Experiment - Louisa Masters (Here Be Dragons, book 3)
Synopsis
Who knew sleeping around could save the entire species?
I’m a simple dragon. Give me knowledge, give me research, give me rings for my hoard, and give me athletic men who want to get sweaty between the sheets… or anywhere else. Those things make me happy. Other things… well, who cares about those?
Turns out, I should have cared. Or at least paid attention. Because I somehow signed up for a scientific study run by a shy, nerdy sorcerer with the body of a god. And the study just happens to be about my favorite form of exercise.
It doesn’t take long for me to know I want to do more than science with Rhys. I’ve never been the kind of dragon to mix feelings with fun, but Rhys could be the one person who meets all my needs, even if he won’t wear a ring on every finger.
But when his research becomes more important than any of us could have imagined, our relationship enters a new phase. Now it’s up to me to show Rhys how much he’s worth… both to me and to the future of his species.
My Thoughts
I really wasn’t entirely sure what to expect from Fabian, what with the brief encounters we’ve had of him in the first two books. But I can’t honestly say he is about exactly what I expected.
Fabian is passionate about research, and history. To the point where he gets distracted by his trains of thought very easily, and often finds himself not paying attention to important details, or outright forgetting them. Which leads him to very promptly forget signing up for a study conducted by Dr. Rhys Griffiths. How does one forget they consent – with a signature! – to a be a participant in a scientific study? By being distracted by pretty rings.
Rhys is incredibly serious, and entirely devoted to his research. He wants to improve the overall health of his community, and this study could help him achieve those goals. But he was not prepared for Fabian, who comes (back) into his life rather like a tornado.
Even when the stakes of Rhys’ research prove to be higher than he initially anticipated, Fabian is by his side, determined to figure out the puzzle, and resolve the situation.
Rhys and Fabian could not be more opposite, but that draws them together. They grow to care deeply for each other – to fall for each other – and they balance each other out. (Balance seems to be a very key theme in this series, and in the previous series as well.) They have a few rocky moments that they work through, and a few nosy friends and loved ones who intervene maybe a bit too much. But it goes to show that they each have a support network in their side that care for them, and their wellbeing.
In the end, despite the slightly higher tension of this book, it was still a very lovely, low-angst, romantic read. I enjoyed getting to know Fabian more, and being introduced to Rhys. The larger the dragon family grows, the more content they all seem to be. And there are few things that make me happier than a happy, healthy found family.
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noellawrites · 3 years
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Hurting - Jerome Clarke x Reader
Warning: abuse, manipulation, non/dubcon, rough sex. Reader & Jerome are 18. Please do not read if any of these themes trigger you!
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"I need the piece, (y/n). I have to give Rufus something," Jerome yelled after tearing your piece of the puzzle out of your hands. It had been entrusted to you by the rest of the Sibuna members, as each of you took a piece in order to hide them from Victor.
"Jerome, please give it back, I'll do anything," you begged your boyfriend, "Jerome, if you love me, you'll give me back that stupid piece!"
"(Y/n), you know I can't do that. I love you and I need to keep you safe," he argued, harshly pushing you away from him. As you were in the laundry room, which happened to be quite a small space, you stumbled backwards. Your head hit the cement wall behind you, definitely leaving a bruise for later.
"Ouch, Jerome. God, you're so irrational! Couldn't I just go along with you to speak to Rufus, if you won't at least give me back my piece?"
"I can't, it's too dangerous. I won't let you," he said, holding your puzzle piece in his hand, high above both of you. You made a jump for it but he was too quick for you. Instead, he held your arm in a tight grip and held you against the wall once more.
You gritted your teeth as you felt Jerome's grip tighten on your forearm. You tried to no avail to get your boyfriend off of you. "If you know what's good for you, you'll stay away," Jerome hissed into your ear. You felt his hot breath against your neck, regretting confronting him about it.
Your boyfriend, the master manipulator, always won. He hurt you and twisted your words and stole your belongings and embarrassed you in front of others and made you regret even opening your mouth in the first place. You knew that he loved you deep down, he really did, but it felt like he hurt you a lot more than he actually showed his love for you.
When Jerome had found out how much you really knew about the Cup of Ankh, he used you to get information that he could give to Rufus. He yelled at you and shamed you for spending so much time with your friends and not spending enough with him, your boyfriend. He even accused you of cheating on him with Fabian, which you vehemently denied.
That evening you missed supper, claiming you felt ill and staying in your shared room with Nina and Amber. You had cried and cried, but when Jerome knocked on your door and said to meet him in his room in five minutes, you went anyways.
Alfie spent the night in Mick and Fabian's room as you and Jerome went at it for hours. Your neck had grown purple from Jerome choking you, and you had to wear a scarf for the next two weeks. Love bites littered your chest and upper back. Your wrists ached from Jerome holding you down and repeatedly ramming into you.
The worst was that no one suspected a thing. Your friends were too busy with solving the mystery of the cup of Ankh and evading Victor and the teachers' prying. No one had time to stop and notice what was happening: you were being abused.
The day after Jerome took your puzzle piece, you watched him leave from the cafeteria and you followed him. He went through the backwoods of the school's property and you hid behind some bushes as you watched him.
You couldn't hear much of the interaction, but you could see that Rufus had taken your piece and had no intention of giving it back to Jerome.
"Please, mate, I need to get this piece back to my girl- my friend," Jerome corrected, realizing that he had messed up.
"Oh, so your sweet little girlfriend is involved, is she? The pretty girl I always see you with? She has (y/h/c) hair and (y/e/c) eyes, right? Very, very interesting. This does make the stakes higher, doesn't it? Now that I know she is involved, I just need to get my hands on her and you will be useless to me!" Rufus laughs, intentionally trying to work up Jerome.
"Don't you dare touch her," Jerome warned, pointing a finger threateningly towards Rufus.
"Touch her?" He laughs again, "seems as though you got to her first. I've been watching you, young man. I see the way you grab her and push her around. I wonder where you get that sort of behavior from? Maybe your dear ol' daddy?"
"How do you know about my father?"
"I need to know my clients, Jerome. How else do you think I'm able to get inside of their heads?"
"I'm done with you, Rufus Zeno."
"Oh but we haven't even started, Jerome Clarke."
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hyperfixationspam · 2 years
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fantasy high characters as things i've heard at school (from teachers and students)
Fig: Yeah, I used to be a hoe back in the day.
Fabian: All the girls want me for my money. I take you on a date, I buy you a gumball.
Fig: Kristen's a big lesbian, I'm a big bi, Fabian's a big... uh... whore?
Adaine: It's horrible here. Everyone's gay and it smells bad.
Goldenhoard: You're going to detention. | Fig: Oooh, cute!
Riz: On a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can possibly look, I'm a nineteen.
Fig: Just because anal is my catchphrase doesn't mean I like to do it.
Kristen: Hey, you want a condom? | Fabian: (through tears) Yeah.
Tracker: Kristen jokes about wanting to lose her virginity in a Walmart but she says it so much that it's kind of worrying.
Gorgug: I asked what a bukkake was and Jawbone came up and explained it to me.
Fabian: I thought you got an Apple and I was really proud of you but then I realized it was an Android and you're poor.
Bill: Hey! No sex in this household if you're not wearing full armor!
Fabian: There's no one here that I like. | Riz: I am sitting RIGHT next to you.
Ragh: I punch furries and minorities, and you're a double whammy.
Fig: Principal Aguefort lowkey has a handsome energy.
Fabian: I was in the middle of beating my meat and my battery died. | Riz: The battery in your dick??
Fig: If this school burns down, I'll be over here roasting marshmallows.
Gorgug: What would happen I call girls oatmeal? | Kristen: You'd get all the girls.
Fabian: If the vice principal's in prison, we're legally allowed to leave.
Riz: Aguefort is NOT a twink, he's a twunk at best.
Fig: (winks) That was a threat!
Gorgug: You won't find anything dirty in my search history, all you'll find is Japanese dubs of Phineas and Ferb.
Torek: I fucking hate this school. So many fake skaters.
Kristen: Riz! Stop biting the condom box!
Fabian: I can only listen to Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds, any other music makes me physically sick.
Riz: My mom asked me what I want for my birthday and I don't know how to tell her I want a Spiderman costume.
Fig: I drew fanart of Coach Daybreak as a long furby and he threatened to kill me.
Gilear: People judge me for drinking too much diet soda but at least I don't do meth.
Kristen: He's not hot, he just has a leather jacket.
Fig: Everyone's first crush was on a Creepypasta character. | Adaine: Your experiences are NOT universal.
Gorgug: Oh, my single brain cell is TWEAKING right now.
Kristen: The answer is 69 but Biz wouldn't know that because virginity rocks.
Fig: My teacher kicked me out of class because he couldn't handle my energy.
Kristen: (chanting) KILL THE CHURCH! KILL THE CHURCH! KILL THE CHURCH!
Fig: Tieflings are a gateway drug to more tieflings.
Riz: I drink protein drinks! | Fabian: Oh, cool, what kind? | Riz: Um. Nesquik.
Adaine: I did bad on my test so now I have to listen to the entire Steven Universe soundtrack.
Fabian: (coughs up blood) That's from all the bad vibes at this school.
Riz: Hey, if I ate this rock, what diseases would I get?
Fig: Sometimes I forget how white Kristen is and then she does that little wave at me.
Kristen: I fuck Helioic girls until they're not Helioic anymore.
Fig: I just wish I could see Satan's face.
Fabian: I think we should restart the trend of shoving nerds in lockers, starting with Riz.
Riz: Stop staring at me and do your work. I'm not an attraction. I'm just a kid eating paper.
Aguefort: Don't wander around the hallways or the drug dealers will get you!
Fig: I'm having a crisis! No, I will not elaborate!
Ragh: Freshie is a slur.
Riz: If I had magic I would probably set my balls on fire.
Adaine: This class is singlehandedly making my hair go gray.
Ragh: Hey, do you mind if I beat your ass?
Kristen: Lift your head up, queen, your strap is falling.
Riz: Ew, I don't want your lice. My lice are fine on their own, thank you very much.
Kristen: God blocked me on Facebook.
Gorgug: Wait, pineapples are real?
Kristen: I'm trying to convert her to lesbianism. She's already a liberal so it shouldn't be hard.
Gorgug: Do you ever just wanna like... kill people? | Kristen: ...No?
Fig: Dude, are you watching porn? | Fabian: No! It's hentai!
Adaine: My sister asked me if she should get a tattoo of baby Yoda?
Riz: Someone offered to give me a stick and poke and I was too scared to say no so I have a tattoo now, I guess.
Gilear: I just don't understand why people are attracted to foxes.
Adaine: Well, I'm traumatized. | Jawbone: Noooo, don't do that!
Fabian: Good news, everyone! My fish died.
Ragh: It's like when you level up in a mobile game, except I leveled up to homosexuality.
Gorgug: The door's locked. | Riz: Only if you don't believe in yourself!
Sklonda: I'm concerned for your health and safety. | Riz: I don't have health or safety.
Adaine: Capitalism isn't a cult. | Fig: Money cult. | Adaine: Hm. Good point.
Fig: Ugh, I want her to crush my skull like a watermelon. | Adaine: Ayda would never do that! | Fig: Exactly, that's the best part!
Gorgug: Hey, Zelda, you wanna go see the Sonic movie together? We can hold hands during the scary parts.
Fabian: They're old enough to have sex, they're like 10.
Gorgug: I have a science question. How do the fish in Spongebob have a swimming pool if they live underwater? | Adaine: Spongebob's not real.
Adaine: And guess what lives in my backpack? My computer. | Ayda: Aww, I thought you were gonna say a small frog.
Fig: Someone needs to tell Aguefort that his teachers are wilin.
Gilear: I might be hungover on Wednesday but we'll power through it.
Kristen: I hate gay people because all my problems were caused by a gay person. It's me, but still.
Gorgug: I can't wait to go back to real school and get bullied.
Fig: Ooh, you practice Satanism? That's so poggers.
Fabian: You're all just Rally's fry crumbs to me.
Fig: If you have chemistry class, just leave. You don't need that kind of toxicity in your life.
Jawbone: Nooo, you don't suck! Unless you want to.
Adaine: It is shocking that people are still ignorant to racism just because they don't experience it firsthand. | Fabian: Yeah, anyway, y'all hear about Kanye cheating on Kim with Jeffree Star?
Aguefort: When I was your age, we attacked each other in person like civilized people!
Riz: Oh my god. The school is selling students on the dark web!
Fig: You should go to Build-a-bear! | Gilear: I think if I went to Build-a-bear alone I would get put on an FBI watchlist.
Riz: I forgot to take my antidepressants but I've had a coffee and two donuts so that's almost the same thing!
Fig: Goldenrod is my poor little meow meow.
Riz: Someone called me kawaii, I hate it here.
Adaine: Our lives aren't interesting enough for Aguefort to be in the mafia.
Kristen: Gilear is only slightly dilfy.
Gilear: Can you stop talking about the Aguefort hoes? I'm not interested.
Adaine: I like your egg earrings! | Ayda: THANKS THEY'RE EGGCELLENT. (exhale) Oh thank god, I've been waiting to say that all day.
Adaine: WHY WOULD YOU ERASE THE FROG YOU MURDERER??
Gilear: This yogurt tastes like my desire to kill myself.
Fabian: I'm NOT on crack, I'm just in sports mode.
Ragh: I'm gonna go home and do manly stuff. Like cower in pain.
Fig: Everyone here is bad at their job but I still respect them.
Gorgug: I'm a gamer! I play rock paper scissors.
Kristen: Uh oh, my lesbian's getting out of control. I might have to neuter her.
Jawbone: You're only tired because of capitalism. | Fabian: Could you elaborate on that? | Jawbone: I could.
Kristen: That wasn't very gender sexuality alliance of you.
Gorgug: I don't like insulting people. If I want to hurt someone, I'll just murder them.
Ragh: I have so much brawling to do.
Fabian: It's not that I don't hit women, I just don't hit lesbians because I know they'll beat the shit out of me.
Adaine: Forgiveness is not an option, but death is.
Riz: You called my mom a milf! | Fig: Well, what was I supposed to do? Lie?
Helio: That is an excellent question which I will not be answering.
Adaine: The librarian scares me. I feel like she would punch me without remorse.
Fabian: He's the Jack to my Rose but in a bromance way.
Kristen: If God loves me, I'll do good on this test.
Adaine: I'm not a big fan of trespassing. | Fig: Why not? It's so much fun!
Goldenhoard: Trust me, if I was racist, I would have called you a slur a long time ago.
Gorgug: Wow, this song is... bonkers.
Fig: I could never work in customer service. Like "oh have a nice day!" Gross. I could never.
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flower-slut004 · 3 years
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Distraction
Summary: YN decides to take one for the team and distract Jerome.
Warning: Oral Sex ( Male rec.) and Reader is American, Also might be spelling errors didnt edit this one.
“We have to put the box back without anyone noticing” Fabian whispers to the group. “No problem with that, Mara went into town with Mick and Amber said she would take care of Alfie” Patricia explains.
“Are we forgetting someone?” Fabian asks sarcastically “Jerome, what are we going to do about Jerome!” Patrica gasps as she remembers. “Maybe YN can help” Nina teased as she nodded over to where Jerome was checking out YN as she bent down to look for something.
“The real question is, if YN would do it” Fabian clicks his pen. “Doubt she will. Look at him, he’s disgusting” Patrica scrunches her nose. Nina rolls her eyes “Let’s just ask her later” Patrica scoffed “More like bribing”.
Later that day as YN walked to her locker she noticed a familiar trio. “What’s going on?” she asked weary after nothing their expressions. “You remember when you said you’d take one for the team any day?” Nina smiled cautiously. “Yeahhh?” YN eyed her roommate.
“Great! Jerome will be the only one home tonight and we need you to distract him while we put the box back into the attic” Fabian quickly explains. “Wait what- why me?”. she asks. Patrica rolled her eyes “Because he fancies you and he’ll want to spend time with you if you’re the only two left in the house” she made air quotes on the last part.
“I... I don’t know about this guys... Jerome liking me? There’s no way and how am I supposed to distract him?” YN whines. “Just show some skin and be affectionate towards him” Fabian shrugs. The girls all stared at him with glares. “What! I’m just trying to help”
YN rolled her eyes as she looked over to where Jerome was standing with Alfie. “I’m not going to make a fool of myself right? Like he actually likes me...” she asks not taking her eyes off him. “Yes” everyone answered. “Fine... Patrica ... Nina... Doll me up”. Nina squealed as Patrica mumbled a few words.
“Don’t have too much fun, remember don’t be silly wrap your willy” Jerome jokes as Alfie leaves with Amber along with Mara and Mick. As the door closes Jerome huffs and turns around to head upstairs only to bump into his crush YN.
“H-Hey sorry there-“ He stops mid sentence at the look of YN’s current outfit. “I know a tank top and shorts aren’t appropriate but my clothes are dirty at the moment” YN looks down making sure to push out her breasts.
“It’s.... it’s fine by me” Jerome stutters as he steps back. “Anyways... I guess it’s just the two of us”’ she sighs as she looks up at the blushing brit. “Two of us? Alone?” he reddens more. “Yeah, Patrica went out with Nina and Fabian earlier today.
Jerome silently thanked them in his head as he looked back at YN. “Want me to get the basement keys so we can kill our boredom?” Jerome asks stepping up a stair not nothing the trio sneaking by. “No!” Yn gently places her hands on his chest. “It’s too risky, plus I don’t want to get in trouble. I know, let’s go hang out in your room!” she grabs his hand and rushes downstairs.
Jerome once again thanked the gods for the event happening. Once stepping into the brits room, YN looked at him with a small smile. Jerome returned the smile “So.... what now?” he asks walking closer to her. “I don’t know what’s on your mind” she answers back sitting on his bed. Jerome felt his pants tighten at the sight of his crush who was sitting on his bed and barely wearing clothing with a closed door.
He thought about how her lips would feel on his, how soft they would be, how they would make the perfect o shape as he gave his best to her. He then focused on her breasts and how they would also be soft. He began to imagine the idea of them in between his fingers. Last but not least, her legs. He imagined how tightly her legs would be around his neck as he ate her out.
“Hey Jerome, anyone home?” she waved in front of him. “Hm? yeah sorry, got lost in my head” He rushes out turing red. “Penny for your thoughts?” she giggles as he violently shook his head “Not even if you got on your knees and asked”. He joked as he turned away to grab a comic book to show YN.
Turning back around the image in front of him caused him to drop the book and suck in his breath. YN LN, the girl he had been pinning for since the day she arrived with Nina, was on her knees for him. “Are you sure?” she asked looking up. Jerome’s words were caught in his throat as YN shuffled closer to him.
YN looked up at Jerome as she pulled on the strings of his sweatpants. “Is this okay?” she whispers before going any further. Jerome caught up in everything nodded furiously. YN giggled as she looked down and push the sweatpants down. She watched as his hard dick slapped against his stomach,big and throbbing.
YN spit on her hand before wrapping them around Jeromes cock. Jerome groaned as his head fell back leading the girl below him to giggle. She began to lick and kiss the sides of his cock and taking it all at once. She bobbed her head continuously only raising her head to take a breath and going in again.
“Good God YN” he whimpers as he takes her hair and forms into a ponytail. She smiles around his length, the back of her throat contracting around the tip making him moan. “YNNNN” he whimpers.
Jerome opened his eyes and looked down at her twinkling eyes, looking back up at him. His lips parted as he watched her stretched out lips travel the length of his cock. It was one of his new favourite sights. He absolutely loved to see his cock fit so perfectly in her mouth. To see her eyes fill with more lust along with a smile on her lips, knowing that she was enjoying every minute of this.
“F-Fuck YN” Jerome groans one last time before loading into her mouth. He pulled out of her mouth, eyes wide as he watched her swallow everything without a hesitation. Jerome pulled up YN and pulled her in for a passionate kiss. “Your turn” he pants against her lips, throwing her on his bed making a squeal leave YN lips.
The next morning, YN woke up early to sneak out of Jeromes room without getting caught but not before leaving a kiss on his forehead. As she walked back into her dorm, three girls were waiting for her. “Oh my God you have to tell me everything!” Amber squeals as she pats her bed. “Told ya” Nina smiles brightly at Patrica, who looked at YN at disgust. “We said distract him, not fuck him”
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domesticblisss · 3 years
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Silence
Timothy Thatcher x Female Reader Rating: Mature (Minors DNI) Word Count: 1493 Warnings: Fluff, smut, one bed. Summary: Tim finally tells reader why he acts like he does. A/N: This is a continuation to this drabble. You should read it before reading Silence.
We didn’t talk that morning. When I woke up, Tim was already out of bed and nowhere to be found, so I followed through with my routine.
The cheery, blonde receptionist still sat on the front desk, happily greeting everyone that stopped by.
“Good morning, Miss. Did you sleep well?” She asked when I approached her.
“Like a baby. Do you have any news on the snowstorm?”
“It picked up during the night, the roads are still closed and they have no idea when they are opening again. The news this morning said it might get worse, actually.”
“Damn, guess I will be staying more than one night here.” I laughed. “Do you think you could do me a favour? If it’s possible, could I get an extra bed in my bedroom?”
“We are packed, but I will see what we can do, Miss.” Anna, I could finally see the name on her ID plate, said with her sickly sweet voice. God, I wanna hug her.
“Thank you, sweetheart.”
Breakfast was uneventful, except for the fact that I met Marcel and Fabian at the buffett.
“Where’s Tim?” Marcel asked after we sat down to eat.
“No clue, he was already gone when I woke up.”
“He didn’t text you or anything?”
“Are we talking about the same person?” I asked as I shoved a piece of hash browns inside my mouth, “you guys know Tim hates me, he only works and travels with me because the company makes him.”
“He doesn’t hate you.” Fabian opened his mouth for the first time. The ironic look I had on made him continue. “He just… he has a hard time opening up.”
Yeah, right.
All of our phones beeped at the same time.
Text message from: Emily H. (NXT Prod)
The show is cancelled. Please stay safe in your hotels and send us the invoice so the company can reimburse you. I’ll hit back with new info as soon as they come out.
“Time to figure out how to have fun in a snowstorm, boys.”
Turns out, the hotel is way bigger than we thought and has a lot to do during a snowstorm. We hit the gym after breakfast and after training, we ended up finding out that the hotel has a huge gaming room, a cinema, a sauna, a big library, and they were even offering cooking classes. Marcel wearing an apron was such a sight.
It was past 7p.m. when I arrived, and Tim was already back in the room. He sat on the bed, a book in his hands and his headphones on. He didn’t acknowledge me.
It was when I left the bathroom after my shower that he finally talked to me for the first time that day.
“Didn’t see you come in.” he said, his voice a little louder as usual.
“Yeah, got back like, forty minutes ago.”
“Did you have a good day?”
I actually stopped putting my clothes back onto my suitcase to look at him before answering. He never asked how my day was.
“Yeah. Marcel and Fabian are here too, we spent the day together. The hotel offers a lot of stuff. Did you have a nice day?”
“Yeah.”
And silence fell upon us again. I had just finished getting my things in order and gotten my skincare done when I started feeling hungry. Deciding against leaving the room, it was so, so warm inside, I decided to order in.
“Hey,” I called Tim, “I’m getting room service. Do you want anything?”
“Sure, a cheeseburger is fine.”
“With fries?”
“Sure.”
We ate in silence, we watched whatever movie was on in silence, we fell asleep in silence.
The following days we were stuck in the hotel followed the same routine. I would wake up and Tim would be gone, I would chat with Anna, and save her from getting her heart broken by Marcel, him, Fabian and I would have breakfast, hit the gym and explore whatever the hotel had to offer. When I had gotten back to the room, Tim would already be there reading or watching something, we would exchange three words, eat and sleep.
Today, for some reason, I wasn’t blessed by the gods of sleep. As much as I tried not to, I kept tossing and turning, just waiting for the moment Tim would wake up and complain.
“Can’t sleep?” his hoarse voice came from behind me.
“No, sorry for waking you up.”
“You didn’t, can’t sleep either.” he got up as I turned around to look at him. “Do you want some tea?”
“It’s…” I looked at my phone to check the time “2 a.m., room service is not working anymore.”
“I’m making it. Peppermint tea helps you sleep, want it or not?”
“Sure…”
He comes back from the tiny kitchen five minutes later, with two mugs in hand, and hands me one.
We drink the tea in silence, and I take it as my cue to ask him the same question I did on our first night here.
“Why do you hate me, Tim?”
He sighs and takes his left hand to his head, disheveling his already messy hair. “I don’t hate you.”
“Okay… then why do you strongly dislike me?”
“I don’t have negative feelings towards you, I think you are a nice person. Why do you keep asking me this?”
I sat my mug on the side table and turned to face him, laughing. “Tim, are you serious? You barely look at me, you don’t say more than two words to me, and when you do, you get annoyed with me and shuts me off mid-sentence. I know I’m annoying but c’mon. Have I ever done anything to you?”
“No, you have not.”
“Then why do you treat me like this? I know you are a quiet dude, but I’ve known you since your Ringkampf days, I’ve seen you around your friends.”
Tim sighed again and laughed a defeated laugh. And nothing. Five minutes passed and, like usual, he didn’t dignify me with an answer.
“See, this is what I’m talking about. You alwa-”
“I strongly like you.” he cut me off, raising his eyebrows as if he wanted to cue me in on a secret.
“Huh?”
“Since that day we met backstage at PROGRESS.”
“Then why didn’t you do anything?”
“You were dating Brookes at the time and he was my friend, why would I act on it?”
“If it serves as consolation, Chris used to cheat on me all the time.”
Silence fell upon us once again, but this time it is different. Tim’s face is stony as he stares at me, his eyes are softer than usual, and I can see that he is processing what I had just revealed. Chris and Tim were good friends, but Tim is also known for his thoughts on how women should be treated.
Once again, I took it in my hands to break the silence.
“Then why don’t you do something about it now?” I raise my eyebrows like he had done previously.
Tim’s lips were on mine in no time. They are hungry, but soft at the same time, I can feel the need coming from them. His touch feels like how I had always imagined, it is strong and rough, and he cradles my face like he never wanted me to go away.
Eventually, we separate to catch some air and I see the need in his eyes. Tim grabs me by my arms and positions me on his lap. He attacks my neck, kissing and biting it, and he moves his ministrations to the skin of my chest that is exposed on the camisole I’m wearing.
I can feel his hard on poking my core, and I roll my hips around to tease him. I can feel how affected he is by it, as he curses after every shift of my hips.
It gets unbearable after he starts meeting me halfway.
“Tim, this is great and all,” I moan as he bites the sweet spot behind my ear, “but I need you inside me, now.”
We waste no time taking our clothes off, as Tim lowers his shorts down enough to take his cock out and I just shove my panties to the side.
He is thicker than I had anticipated, and it takes me some time to get used to it. We fall into a steady rhythm, his thrusts always meeting me halfway.
I could sense he was near his end, just like me, when he picked up speed. I lost it after one particularly strong stroke on my g-spot, having to bite his shoulder so I wouldn’t wake up the whole hotel. He kept going, taking a second, earth shattering orgasm from me, his own coming right after.
Tim held me closer, tighter. We laughed and kissed, and our night went on like we knew best: in silence, enjoying each other.
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cactusnymph · 3 years
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Prompt fill #9 for @dimension20alphabet:
Injury
The air smells of smoke, dust and blood.
 Fabian is pretty sure that his left foot is broken, which sucks because he’s going to have a hard time kicking anyone’s ass without both his feet. Dancing will also be difficult.
 He clutches his battle sheet and tries to pull his foot out of the rubble it got stuck between. If he gets his hands on the bastards who made this damn cave explode above them even their ancestors are going to have a headache waking up tomorrow.
 But for that to happen, Fabian needs to get out of here.
 “Fabian?”
 Riz’ voice sounds hoarse and muffled and Fabian assumes that he’s somewhere behind another pile of rubble.
 “I’m over here”, he answers and tries to make his voice sound casual and not like he wants to do something embarrassing, like whimper from the pain. Fabian can barely anything and breathing is hard because there is so much dust in the air.
 “I’ll—let me see if I can get to you. You okay?”, Riz asks. Fabian doesn’t waste his breath to answer, he tries to push some of the rubble away from his ankle and lets out a wheezing breath. His mouth tastes like iron.
 He can hear Riz try to move the rubble out of the way, but his arms are like tiny twigs so Fabian doesn’t see how he’ll get any of that shit to move. And Fabian, being uselessly stuck with his damn foot, can’t help him.
 Fabian thought that splitting up the party was the smartest move, but now he regrets their choices because damn, they sure could use Kristen’s healing or Adaine’s magic or Gorgug’s insane muscles to move some of this shit.
 The quest to defeat the Night Yorb hasn’t exactly gone well so far. Fabian feels like being stuck in a fucking cave with his foot broken and his mouth full of blood is the peak of bad luck that they have reached so far. He can only hope that the others had more success on their ventures.
 But as far as he knows, they’re also stuck somewhere in here.
 Fabian never specifically had a problem with small, closed spaces, but right now he feels like his chest is unusually tight and he could swear that the damn ceiling is getting closer while he’s desperately trying to get his foot unstuck.
 The rubble behind him shifts and a few pained noises bring Fabian back to reality as a small, lithe shape wiggles itself through an impossible tiny crack made in the pile behind him as Riz appears, his head bleeding profusely and his face contorted in a mix of determination and pain.
 “Are you okay?”, Riz asks again the second he scrambles through the hole he made. Fabian notices that his hands are also bleeding—probably from digging through all those stones. Something in Fabian’s chest feels like a nervous bird fluttering against his rib cage and it takes him a confused moment to realize that it’s his heart.
 Riz has been different since they defeated the Nightmare King.
 More self confident somehow. Less awkward. Scarily competent.
 And he stopped wearing his hat.
 Fabian has been feeling weird around him for a while, but the fact that this little Goblin dug himself through sharp rocks to get to him, bleeding and bruised and hurt, and the first thing he does is ask if Fabian is okay—it does things to him.
 Fabian refuses to acknowledge this.
 “My foot is stuck”, he says.
 Riz—and he’s been Riz for a while now, at least in Fabian’s head, and not The Ball anymore—turns his huge, yellow eyes to the stones that are crushing Fabian’s foot between them.
 “Got it”, Riz says and without doing anything about his bleeding head or his bleeding hands he gets to work, his small frame working tirelessly, determined, stubborn even. The rocks are big—way too big for Riz to actually lift them.
 But Riz wouldn’t be Riz if he wouldn’t be a nerd even about stuff like this.
 Using his sword as leverage he manages to roll the bigger ones off of the pile. While he works Fabian can see blood dripping down the sword and Riz’ face.
 He swallows heavily.
 “You’re bleeding”, he croaks.
 “I know. I’ll take care of it in a second”, Riz answers.
 He’s focused.
 Fabian knows that, when Riz gets like this, there is no way to deter him from the task at hand. It sometimes happens for a project at school, or when he has a case he’s close to cracking. He disappears into his head and into his task at hand and it takes hours for him to appear again.
 Fabian doesn’t know when exactly he started to catalogue all of Riz’ facial expressions and behaviors, but he has quite the collection so far.
 Riz works in silence. Sometimes, when he gets like this, he starts mumbling to himself, but not this time.
 He looks almost grim.
 Fabian isn’t sure if it’s actually getting warmer in here or if that’s just him.
 “Do you think the others got stuck as well?”, he says to distract himself from the heat crawling under his skin and the fluttering in his chest.
 “Probably not. By my estimation they should be way further down already”, Riz murmurs and wipes some sweat off his forehead, which simply leaves a smearing of blood where his hand touches his green skin.
 Fabian has no idea since when his damn brain finds it mesmerizing to see blood on his best friend’s skin, but here he is, staring at Riz because he looks weirdly... ragged? Badass?
 Fabian is annoyed at himself.
 When he finally feels the weight lifted off his ankle he pulls his leg out and makes a pained noise in the back of his throat that causes Riz’ concentrated gaze to turn to him. His yellow eyes remind Fabian of cats’ eyes in the dark and he swallows again as Riz comes over to him and touches Fabian’s face to turn his head to the side so he can inspect his wounds.
 Fabian’s heart stumbles in his chest.
 Gods dammit, this is completely ridiculous.
 “You bleeding anywhere else?”, Riz asks and then his eyes find Fabian’s and they’re staring at each other. Fabian knows that Riz is in no headspace to think about kissing, but damn, Fabian does. Fabian’s stupid brain tells him to just grab Riz by the shoulders and pull him down, pull him on top of Fabian to minimize the space between them—
 “Fabian? You got a concussion? Let me check your eyes.”
 Riz gets even closer.
 Fabian thinks he might die.
 He thinks about the way Aelwyn made him feel back then, when he got so excited about kissing her again. Somehow that was nothing compared to how he’s been feeling about Riz for a while now. As Fig said, kissing someone you’re “madly in love with just hits different”.
 “Don’t think so”, he manages and his voice sounds like sandpaper on stone.
 “Okay. I have my healer’s kit. Just let me clean my hands real quick.”
 Fabian watches how Riz procures water and his healer’s kit from his bag and starts washing his hands as good as he can before he tries to wrap bandages around both of his hands. He lets out a frustrated hiss.
 “Let me—“, Fabian says and grabs Riz’ hands.
 To be fair, Fabian never paid much attention when Cathilda or Kristen tried to teach him first aid because it never was of much interest to him—and now he definitely wishes he had listened a little closer. But it can’t be that difficult to wrap a tiny pair of Goblin hands in bandages to make them stop bleeding.
 “You have to do, like, a kind of V-shape. Yeah. Like that. Not too tight, please. Yeah, that works.”
 What Fabian didn’t really think through was that now he’s somewhat holding Riz’ hands. Which doesn’t exactly help his brain or his heart to calm down. At least his internal turmoil distracts him from the pain and the situation they’re currently in.
 He remembers how Riz stole that healer’s kit on their very first day of school. He’s had it ever since and restocked it carefully for each of their adventures, taking great care to learn how to give first aid to his friends when everyone else was out of spells or they were separated.
 “Thanks, Fabian”, Riz says once it’s done and he wiggles his fingers slightly, then turns his eyes back on Fabian’s face.
 “I’ll take care of your head first and then I can check out that foot. Maybe I can—I dunno. Make a splint or something.”
 “You—uh. You got really good at this”, Fabian says and turns his gaze upwards so he doesn’t have to focus on Riz’ yellow eyes right in front of him anymore.
 “Thanks”, Riz mumbles and his bandages fingers touch Fabian’s face gently.
 Fabian kind of wishes one of the rocks had just knocked him out.
 This is pathetic.
 He is Fabian Aramais Seacaster.
 Maybe his confidence died briefly—or for a longer period of time—back on their Spring Break adventure, but he’s been building it back up! He’s a catch! He’s amazing!
 Riz should be the one getting nervous because he’s allowed to touch Fabian’s handsome face.
 “I think once we’re patched up you should take my sword and teleport through all that rubble and I’ll try to crawl back. We need to find the others.”
 “You shouldn’t crawl back through that, The Ball”, Fabian says, thinking about Riz’s bloody hands. Riz shouldn’t get hurt on Fabian’s behalf.
 Gods, Fabian has it bad.
 “It’s fine. I’m smaller than you, so it’s easier for me. And I don’t think you should move too much with that brok—“
 “I’m in—I have feelings. For you.”
 Silence.
 Fabian doesn’t dare to breathe. Two seconds ago it felt right to finally say it, but now he’s regretting all his life choices leading up to this, as Riz’ yellow eyes stare at him, his small fingers still on Fabian’s forehead, holding a piece of gauze against the wound.
 “Wh—what?”
 “Forget it—it’s uh—I probably do have a concussion. Nevermind!”
 He can tell that Riz doesn’t buy it and also that Fabian’s words have ripped him out of his state of hyper-focus, something that Fabian has never managed to do before. Maybe he should feel kind of proud. But instead he feels sick to his stomach.
 “Feelings? Like—uh—like...”
 Fabian sees the confidence slip from Riz’ face like a mask he wore, and underneath is still the socially awkward kid handing people fucking business cards and vomiting inside of backpacks because he heard some clues.
 “Yeah. Like that”, he says.
 It’s hard to see in the dark, but Fabian could swear that Riz’ cheeks are tinted dark green.
 “Really?”
 His voice sounds very small now. Nervous. As if he expects Fabian to start laughing and say “Of course not, The Ball”. Which is probably fair. It’s not like Fabian ever managed to make his appreciation of his best friend very clear.
 “Hm.”
 “Oh.”
 “Oh? What does that mean?”
 “I—uh—I don’t. Um—this is—“
 Riz laughs nervously and turns his head.
 “I didn’t—um. Well”, he laughs again and sits down, hugs his knees and props his chin on top of them. “I kinda didn’t expect to ever hear that. From you. Um—yeah. It’s been... a long time. For me? I guess.”
Fabian’s brain short circuits and his heart does a very complicated dancing routine.
 “You—what?”
 Riz peaks up at him. Shrugs.
 “I’ve kinda been in love with you since. I don’t even know. A long time.”
 “For real?”
 “Yeah. For real.”
 “Okay, fuck this cave. Fuck this whole thing. We have to get out of here so I can fucking kiss your brains out. Give me your sword.”
 Riz hides his face for a second and then he laughs, a shaky, nervous but also happy laugh. He does not hand Fabian his sword.
 “First the wounds. Then the sword. Then—then the other stuff.”
 “Fine. You better hurry up.”
 “I will. Hold still.”
 Fabian is still determined to kick everyone’s ass once they get out of this. But maybe he’ll also send them some fruit baskets to the hospital afterwards.
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