#go outside please

[yellowistheraddest]

i honestly am baffled by people on twitter on the daily WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO UNDER 18 WHEN YOURE FUCKING 17????????

#GO OUTSIDE PLEASE

[detentiontrack]

you hate hunter because he’s a white boy with trauma? kys

Hello tumblr, I just got told to kill myself because I dislike a fictional character.

#go outside please #touch some grass #also I’M a white boy with trauma #that’s not why I hate him #actually read what I posted #something about this website’s reading comprehension and pissing on the poor #tw suicide

[vroomvroomwee]

The angel's and demons of Good Omens are the definition of "go touch some grass"

#lik no wonder youre all miserable #most of them dont talk to anyone for decades #like imagine being cooped up in an office all day every day for your entire fucking life #also the white room is literally used as a torture method #im not even gonna talk about hell #no wonder everyone is so bitter #go outside please #for the love of god go get an ice cream or walk on the beach #goddamn #goodomens #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #goodomenss2 #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #aziracrow #goodomenss2spoilers #heaven #hell #angels #demons

[thewitchqueenofharrenhal]

I’m sorry but people in the fandom UNIRONICALLY calling each other “the blacks or those greens” is the funniest shit to have spouted from HOTD.

#lmaoooo #i hate yall #go outside please #hotd #asoiaf

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

i think anon is just obsessed with me 🥰

#i’ve gotten 4 asks so far #go outside please

[dropoutparty]

god pr0shippers are so fucking weird,,, its so uncomfortable and distressing seeing ppl just casually be ok with that shit. i hate being dragged into shipping discourse because both sides are wrong imo but it bothers me SOO much when ppl act like its not normalizing gross shit. like. people are allowed to make a horror of some kind where its SUPPOSED to be distressing (think like ki//ing sta/king, which is often treated as a romance even though its explicitly stated to be a psychological horror) but people are Not Doing That. people are shipping children with adults and acting like its cute. the pr0shipping community or whatever isnt making horror stories, theyre making sillygoofy little ship drawings depicting pedophilia and incest in a lighthearted way. you can try to dance around it all you want but the label "pr0shipper" is associated with that kind of thing whether you like it or not. its not just a group of ppl who are doing nothing wrong and just want to write about dark subjects uwu, a huge part of that community romanticize and in some cases just straight up see nothing wrong with this gross shit. as i said before, i dont look at shipping discourse stuff so MAYBE the self identified "ant1s" are actually like this, but the way that pr0shippers make it sound like everyone whos against them is some puritan who thinks that Nothing Bad Ever should be in literally anything just seems disingenuous. like who the fuck is saying that horror as a genre just shouldnt exist.

#got called an ant1 earlier and imean like. while i AM staunchly against pr0shippers im not an ant1 #got misinterpreted earlier and its been bothering me idk #vent #i guess? #sorry for the weird censorship #i dont want this showing up in searches bc frankly i dont care what ppl that are deep into this have to say abt it #go outside PLEASE #not a pr0shipper or an ant1 but a secret third thing (a normal person)

[castawavy]

I'm gonna start unfollowing some of you now

#creztalks #go outside please

[motecomic]

> BOLDLY VENTURE FORTH TO STEAL A HOUSEPLANT

You step out into the hallway of your QUADRIGANT, which you are well aware stands for one unit amongst 400 units that makes up one of the Eschaton’s 350 SUPERUNITS. It’s a big station.

The hallway is illuminated with a pale white light. Looks like SPORR has just finished mopping up the hallway and is letting the last bit of it dry. You must have been in your room for a while if they’re already done. 

Sporr is from ZQ Quadrigant 612-615 and they are occasionally assigned cleaning tasks here due to their CUSTODIAL SPECIALIZATION. Given all the work they get assigned all around the SUPERUNIT they could easily be very high in the rankings if they weren’t such an airhead, which is a lot coming from you considering you breathe the stuff.

> Offer SOCIALLY OBLIGATED GREETING on your way to the heist

#page 0038 #honorable mentions #EGRESS!! EGRESS!! #> hell yeah #time to bounce #Go outside please

[blasphemousxo]

I hate online communities anymore. Me saying dude does not imply I’m calling you a man. Me explaining myself is not arguing. Sometimes people read way too much into what people say and need to fucking chill. I swear one day I’m gonna leave the internet.

#salandria.txt #sometimes things are in fact not that deep #go outside please

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively: #apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈 #disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌 #$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

[raptorgirl413]

sending people suicide and swatting threats for an identity you don't understand is genuinely so fucked up. and they have the audacity to say that bi lesbians are "advocating violece" while still saying that

#Go Outside Please

[piscadilly]

that m*ia crimew person is a bi lesbian apparently? hm. okay.

#the people arguing that leftists attack and cover up activism with 'discourse' related to labels are so fucking tone deaf like sorry #the good she did does not outweigh the fact that she's a fucking biphobe transphobe lesbiphobe #go outside PLEASE

[swantranslations]

Miyazaki's Retirement Declarations (chronologically)

Translated from last week's NHK documentary on the production of The Boy and The Heron (more under cut). I saw people posting a screencap of this and I just couldn't contain myself. THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON WAY LONGER THAN I IMAGINED LMFAO

This is from the NHK programme "Professional - Their Working Philosophy" (プロフェッショナル 仕事の流儀) a few days ago (16/12/2023). The episode investigates the production process of The Boy and the Huron, and how the late Takahata Isao influenced the movie.

(It was confirmed within the documentary that Mahito = Miyazaki, Great Uncle = Takahata Isao, The Heron = Suzuki Toshio, Kiriko = Yasuda Michiyo)

The documentary is currently available on the NHK Streaming Service (Location Limited). If you have your own ways of watching and you know Japanese, I would definitely recommend the episode as it gives a lot of much-needed context to The Boy and The Heron. Personally, I haven't found a way to watch it yet, so all I know about the documentary are hearsay I saw on Japanese twitter.

Original screencap:

Also, at the very end of the episode, Miyazaki was shown working on a Naucicaa piece without any explanation, which led to many people speculating whether he could be working on a sequel for Naucicaa of the Valley of the Wind.

What do yall think? Do you think he's going to finally retire or release yet another animated film in a few years? I would love to see Naucicaa 2 but I also feel like he really needs to... yknow, chillax a bit and stuff. He deserves a long ass vacation.

#hayao miyazaki: im gonna retire fr bye*hands in resignation letter for literally the 10th time* #also miyazaki: *shows up at studio ghibli two days later with starbucks* yo guess what a vision was revealed to me last night #everyone else in ghibli: please let us go I'm begging you PLEASE *have not seen the outside world in 30 years* #tweet translations #studio ghibli #hayao miyazaki #the boy and the heron #naucicaa of the valley of the wind #castle in the sky #porco rosso #princess mononoke #spirited away #ponyo #the wind rises #howls moving castle

[nothorses]

honestly still not over the absurdity of "one time as a teenager I realized I had unintentionally followed a TERF, immediately felt terrified, and blocked them" being turned into "ummm nothorses is LITERALLY an ex-TERF"

like these very same people aren't weeping tears of personal victimhood every time another popular white cis guy they like turns out to be a sexual predator.

#it's been a while but the fact that i still see this here & there #genuinely go outside please

[turtledotjpeg]

#kurapika is an internet menace and cannot be allowed near anything with a comments section #hxh #hunter x hunter #kurapika #senritsu #melody hxh #leorio paladiknight #(the going outside part is obligatory the drinking is not lol) #[sonic the hedgehog psa voice] please consume alcohol responsibly #i don't think kurapika would accept alcohol regardless but let's say he's at least [hxh legal drinking age] years old in this #so that he doesn't get kicked out of karaoke #i also half-headcanon that melody stopped drinking after the sonata incident But at the same time #her and leorio as drinking buddies would be so fun

[faygos]

i have an illustrated book i want to be working on but i'm sick and my brain can only focus on jade harley

i drew these as kind of one big weird blob and couldnt figure out how to crop them so here... you get two funnily cropped images :B i do this thing where i find coffee shops in nearby cities to visit and then i spend the day exploring and finding as many cool spots as i can. it's seriously become one of my favorite pastimes and i've made so many friends and connections this way. so here is jade doing my hobby c:

#i also just wanted an excuse to draw the white streaks in her hair because i really like it when people do that #jade harley #homestuck #whomstve #classic homestuck #please send good thoughts to me that i feel better asap i wanna go play outside >_< #i might take a solo walk later #just for some enrichment