#glowdick

[oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid]

New concept for a packer:

a packer made out of glowstick material, so that if you get punched/kicked in the dick you’ll hear a crack and your crotch starts glowing. I will call my creation the Glowdick

#trans #trans humor #packer #trans packer #glowsticks #as you can see I am not only incredibly funny but also incredibly creative #glowdick

[darkpastelpurple]

*cracks your erect dick and it starts glowing like a glowstick*

#glowstick #nah #glowdick #lmao

[kradogsrats]

checking the “to:” field like five times before emailing this viravos porn from my phone notes app to my computer for final editing

#subject: GLOWDICK #absolutely do not accidentally send to mom

[kadssp]

Salem: NOOOOOOO.

Embarrassed Anon

more glowdicks to suck for me!!!!

#the more i relapse the more glowdicks appear around the workd #world* #‘when will i get my glowdick dad?’ #‘when kady relapses son’ #b.unny answers #n.onnies

[nachosforfree]

god the glowdick damaged my psyche irreparably as a person. being 12yo and watching undertale comic compilations on youtube and getting fucking jumpscared by that thing changed the course of my mental development i think. ectodick made me ace

I am so sorry 😭 it changed my psyche as well but in the opposite way

#asks

[shadowofthehost]

If that's the case, my name is GlowDick~

Hmm...something tells me that's a lie.

#astor the sasster #lmfao #little shadows

[sigurdjarlson]

<khadgar’s fingers glow with anticipation> gotta appreciate that was really a real thing they said in WoD like

What else can glow with with anticipation huh-

#wow blogging #glowdick

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

Larry would be the most irritating when he learns he’s an alien.

Like for years he wondered what drugs he had laced himself iwth by accident to duck him up so bad he thinks his body is weird. When I’m fact, he’s just an alien.

(Including the infamous glowdick)

Imagine in the heat of the moment he forgets and Travis is enjoying the rushed kisses and touches and suddenly a bright red light starts blaring from down south. The shock, the surprise, the confusion.

You can’t tell me he wouldn’t be some kid of alien that shapes their mate to bare their brood. Travis would get morning sickness and think he’s I’ll again, no. Larry just staked his claim in some weird alien way.

Lmao, he understands unknown languages and the gang thinks he’s just joking. Until an alien in disguise passes by and responds then they both stop and point to one another.

#travis phelps #sally face #sally face au #larry johnson #larry x travis #larvis #laravis #sally face headcanons #sally face hcs

[oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid]

Didn't realise until just now that your pfp is a penis

Yes, it is the infamous glowdick

#ask #glowdick

[nek-ros]

Glowdick (detachable)

My Ideal Form

[saltminerising]

good afternoon to everyone except the person who named the dragon they bought from me glowdick.

https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/67724045

#flight rising #cursing

[kadssp]

Every time Kady relapses another gross zombie man gets their glowing dick like how an angel gets their wings

STOP IT RN THIS ISNT THE LORE WE NEEDED

#im like a god or something #whenever i relapsed boom. a hot zombie man gets his glowing dick #glowdick lore yummy /hj #b.unny answers #m.ooties

[nyazazel]

Glowy cocks are pog

Its like my childhood wonderment of sucking/nibbling a glowstick

But without the poison and sickness and burning and numbness and bleeding and hospital

Basically glowdicks are my favorite :3

[vampcubus]

I never would have thought I’d find Izu with a glowdick so amusing and hot at the same time 😂 Like if you were giving him a handjob the more it glowed 😂 Just shaking it like an actual glow stick 😂 -🐉

Oh my gosh you're right! I just imagine that the more turned on he gets, the more he glows. Kinda like cracking and shaking an actual glowstick! 👀

#ashi rambles #🐉 anon #glowstick dick deku

[shadowofthehost]

I'm sorry it was me. I made the Cracker Glowdick™ joke and now everyone wants in on it.

Don't worry darling! We're having fun here regardless of the topic!

#astor the sasster #alastors shadow #lmfao #niffty mun look what you have done xD

[pepperboxes-fr]

shoutout to the person who bought a dragon from me and named him GlowDick?

#not sfw #i. huh