#give me a mf break

[chrollohearttags]

definitely wanted to spend my day writing and not fighting with a printer but here we are…

#I’ve gone through three of them and none of them are working lmao #but I have to get shit printed for my business and for other stuff #one is showing blank #the other completely broke and the other is bleeding ink #give me a mf break #cherry chats 🍒

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

Thinking about how Darius couldn’t see Ben when he knocked. Thinking about how Ben was on his knees in front of the door. Thinking about how Ben knows how to pick locks.

#this mf said he’s gonna break into his best friends house #I LOVE him you guys #give me more unhinged Ben #whatoh back at it again #ben pincus #chaos theory #jurassic world chaos theory

[mittenlady]

athena cykes: best wingwoman

#ace attorney #klavquill #klavier gavin #simon blackquill #athena cykes #my art #digital art #ace attorney fanart #medibang paint pro #artists on tumblr #aa fanart #rarepair #not the biggest fan of this it's ok #have been plinking away at it for a bit while listening 2 da mf magnus archives baby #i like the other piece i drew a lot more but this was kind of fun. #athena actually would be a horrible wingwoman no way we got LACK OF CHILDHOOD AND LIFE EXPERIENCES helping simon rizz up a whole rockstar #athena would have to help klavier #“ok so simon likes this! i think! at least he used to :)” #“prosecutor gavin i know he is big and tall and scary and can break through metal shackles but he is sooooo sweet don't give up!!!!!!!!!!!” #“he told me he wants to kill u btw :) that's how he shows affection” #klavier staring at her with the most forced smile of his entire life

[shitthatsbrazy]

Not Alicent being mad Rhaenyra got to fuck Criston fine ass then talking about betrayal like she ain’t let her daddy pimp her out to Rhaenyra’s FATHER without a fucking word….like girl please be serious

#house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #criston cole #like give me a break #so unserious #u ain’t innocent boo #I know her daddy decaying but don’t be mad at my girl Rhaenyra #she thought she might have to marry a troll too so she got sum dick #from a fine mf lol

[ayoedebiris]

no melton oscar nom but one for KEN?

#im tired of white mediocrity being rewarded give me a mf BREAK

[waking-hell]

unfortunately for both of us, i notice everything

#me @ myself #and honestly me @ everybody else too #i always wonder what would be like to live with a brain that doesn't overanalyze every single thing and/or situation all the time #like c'mon dude give me a break we're on the same team here #how can i fight it off or avoid it when this mf end up being right every time tho #personal #txt

[getwoold]

why are there already dream team fans bitching about mcc in the main tag like SHUT UPPPPP NOBODY CARES!! nobody is forcing you to watch! was this REALLY the "worst mcc of all time" or are you only satisfied when your favorite white men win? is mcc only fun when they sweat their shower-less asses off? is mcc cooler when they rage and scream at the event for being "unfair" because they don't do good at something?

like... these people keep complaining and hoping their faves quit mcc to participate in "better" (this is subjective, no mc event is better than others btw! but these people don't believe in different opinions so...) events like GOD DAMN i hope they do too! especially if it stops yall from being whiny babies all the time!!! if you're endlessly complaining about an event that you do NOT have to watch... maybe you should go outside

#like i said. ppl who followed me during the break you have not seen how i get abt mc.c until now LMAOOO #actually im gonna tag it who gives a shit. i have most of these mfs blocked anyway they wont even see this #mcc #:P

[silvercatito]

First and last time trying to draw this mf and the drawing isn't even finished fr

I admire the ppl who draws him a LOT

I want to squash him so hard he's so tiny

Also thisss

Bro, Callejeros is a rock band nothing to do with pop!

#call of duty #sketch #boceto #this mf is traumatized #and hard to draw #for me #lmao #give him a break #bro looks tired fr #unnecessary tags #ghost mw2 #bro just summoned a pop love song lol

[hella1975]

MHA used-to-be-anon here with updates and reactions after finishing season one!

Aizawa is so relatable, but what's up with that sleeping bag? It's a huge mood and yet it also makes me think that his dearest-held dream is to be a caterpillar instead of a hero.

Of all the Quirks, no one has a bully detector? HOW is Bakugo in UA, honestly. Like, everyone overlooked the unstable bully vibes reeking from him because Ooh, Exploding Hands?? Unbelievable. I expect better integrity from such an esteemed institution

On the same note, I expect Bakugo to get an excellent redemption arc in which he actually apologizes for being a huge dick to Deku for YEARS, or I expect his intense and irrational pride to drive him to become a villain whose very existence haunts Deku

Deku continues to be cute af, no notes <3 Go little rockstar etc etc

French Laser Boy hit me like a poleaxe to the face, but I do like him

Momo really said "tits out" with her superhero outfit, huh? Respect.

Help Shoto is SO overpowered, it's hysterical. Cool af too

Emergency Exit Iida hjfhjghf, I love that uptight trust fund baby

I adore Uraraka and Tsu! Queens.

The principal is an animal???? Is that some kind of Quirk?????

Hmm. Don't like Mr. Hand Man. And I wanna know what's up with his face! The students looked horrified when the face-covering hand flew off, and then he shielded his face with his own hand until he could fix it. Like, that probably shouldn't be your biggest priority rn bud.

Side note: does All Might just. casually spray blood from his mouth when he talks sometimes?? And we're all fine with that?? Ok.

Thanks for the accidental recommendation, I'm greatly enjoying this <3

im so glad you're enjoying it! the hard thing with mha is that i DO actually really enjoy it, like as far as anime goes it's far from the worst one ive watched and especially in later seasons it actively becomes some of my favourite anime ever, but i feel like you still need to like... dismiss it? if you admit to watching it? and it's literally just because the fandom are so obnoxiously terrible about everything that you literally have to be like 'yeah i watch mha BUT NOT LIKE THOSE GUYS I WATCH IT IN A NORMAL WAY I SWEAR' and it's a bit frustrating lmao. so being able to rec it and someone actually enjoy it without taking the piss is really nice bc alas it IS something i love :)

#to answer some questions: #1) yes aizawa would absolutely rather be a caterpillar than a hero #2) hero society does not care about shitty personalities if the quirk is cool enough. this becomes a plot point. hi touya it's me again #3) people wanted bakugo's redemption to come sooner but one of my favourite things about bakudeku as a pairing (platonic or otherwise) #is that they're given the time to CRAWL through each milestone in their relationship. idk it feels true to what childhood friendships #are really like and while i get that's frustrating for people who really hated bakugo im firmly of the mind that like. he was and is a chil #and i feel like the writers take that into consideration and PERSONALLY i really like it #4) GO LITTLE ROCKSTAR DEKU FR BEST MC EVER <3 #5) mr hand man is doing his best he is an unmoisturised 20 year old trying to get on the housing market give him a BREAK #6) yes about all might. if there's one thing he's gonna do it's spit blood on every mf in a metre radius #ask #mha

[chrollohearttags]

me looking at y’all send every black aot writer on this platform the same recycled ask in a different font but then saying you’re tired of the same plots from us + that we all perpetuate toxicity with blk women when we actually answer 🌚

#like eye can NOT be the only one who’s noticed #‘reader acting out’ ‘eren or Connie put her in her place 🤪’ #no shade to anybody that writes them but I def peeped #it just seems a lil weird to me idk #cherry chats 🍒 #‘can we get ony correcting reader’s attitude’ 😭 like #give me a mf break dawg #if y’all wasn’t running on anon to send them and then hopping back on main to be messy it wouldn’t be so bad but #it’s a pattern fr

[planethobbit]

inventing a new holiday called "killing my store director with hammers" day. recognized 5/7 days of the calendar week

#HATE that mf #mads speaks #literally gives me so much anxiety i hate interacting with him he never fucking listens to when i announce my breaks #and looks at me dumbfounded when i tell him about said breaks

[secretmessages1983]

cannot catch a mf break all this horrible and stressful stuff keeps happening at work, my dog died, and now someone stole my bank info to spend hundreds of dollars on pickleball and hunting supplies

#t #universe please give me a mf break

[kyros-tha-soldier]

the people who call Rebecca "a useless pair of boobs" are also the people who keep posting about how Robin is boring. Y'all just dumb and hate Rebecca for acting like an actual 16 years old in distress (AKA crying and being traumatized and scared) and forgetting that her outfit was given to her to humiliate her. And that Robin has a much more "mature" personality, like, Does she ALSO have to be a comic relief character? Terrible standards, smh.

anyways some OP fans just need to scream into a cup instead of seriously hating on characters drawn on white paper

#My take #Nico Robin #Rebecca #Honestly the so called people who want “strong female characters” are the ones who keep saying the most misogynistic things ever #Like yeah Rebecca's character arc might seem disappointing to you #But have you ever considered that it was for Oda to show that some people in OP world genuinely want to live in peace? #And not kill or shed blood or steal? #But yeah let's call the minor girl who was traumatized beyond comprehension “useless” #And Robin has the same case #She lived her WHOLE LIFE as a loner and thought that nobody actually cared for her #And when she finally gets to be herself with her friends mfs go on a lengthy rant over how she is boring and not as fun as the others? #Give me a break ... Good grief

[mydr3aminvi0let]

i wear a lot of skirts and pink and whatnot as my style has developed with me & my personality but when one of those age regression girlies latch onto me....i do not like that

#like oh....you think im one of them...bestie no im freshly 23 and im happy i made it this far i dont wanna go back #sometimes i hate being 5'2 with a small frame you have to be very careful and kinda vet everyone you interact with #idk there's a complex discussion to be had. i am someone who has went through what they fetishize and i know a lot of girls in that #community have too. so i worry a lot if if my behaviors and preferences accidentally align with that community in ways i don't realize #bc trauma will always reveal itself. idfk. when i was 20 i got in a relationship with a man who was 30 because i misheard him and thought #he was 24. i thought he was okay until we were at this giftshop and he wanted to get me something but as giftshops are super expensive #i mentioned i could fit in childrens clothes and it saves me a lot of money ($60 shoes are $30 for kids) and tbh fit my frame better #so he was “prove it” so i did and mf said “THATS HOT” ??????????? BITCH #my style wasn't even feminine in the slightest at the time 😑 it feels like a curse to have this kind of trauma then never outgrow this body #believe me ik how trauma changes your brain but how #as a woman #can you ever be apart of that community? why do you allow this to continue and not persecute these men for existing? #you're inherently enabling it and saying its okay this happened to you and its okay that other adults can hurt other kids #when my rapist got put in prison i screamed i yelled i sang i danced my friends set off FIREWORKS for me #when he got out i cried more than i ever have. i moved STATES (not the sole rzn but nonetheless) not that i was in the one he was in prison #in anyways but i was so fucking petrified he'd find me again. its embarrassing but i started sleeping with a chastity belt again. #i made more phone calls i ever have in my life to people who have and will get their hands dirty #i understand the self hatred those girls have. i understand the girls who sleep with everyone to take some of their power back. #i even understand the girls who want to get raped if they got assaulted but it never felt like enough for the pain they're experiencing #but please stay the fuck away from me. as someone who has tried to heal and wants every man like that erased from earth. #do not give them an ounce of attention. ostracize them like they're meant to be. leave it to god for their karma they will be dealt with #reckon with your pain and make sure it never happens to anyone else. only the harmed can make the greatest teachers #tbh bro i am disgusted with myself at all that those are the kinda vibes i put out. #what are you supposed to do as a woman when feminity is equalized with infantilism? i think its tone deaf and misguided whem girls are like #i dress this way to contradict societies views!!! babes its a whole cultural issue that requires reviewing and reforming #you are not doing anything revolutionary by wearing frilly skirts and saying im not like them bc they see you and ur automatically boxed in #i dress how i want and say what i want but i know as a individual im not the beacon of a groundbreaking movement #singularily flipping society on its head. dress how you want but be aware of the connotations. you're living in this society here and now #there's consequences that may not be in your favor and youll be assumed to have values that dont align with you and it may break your heart

[1roentgen]

please excuse me

#i have no one to talk to and i need to be annoying for a sec #WINTER BREAK SUCKS #I MISS MY FRIENDS #I WANNA TALK TO [DATA EXPUNGED] #mf doesnt give a shit about me but he does a decent job of pretending and honestly i'll take it ok #i gotta get out of this house #need to smoke so bad #FUCKKKK man #everything sucks ass #feels like the world literally conspires to mock me lately and i can't do shit except smile and act like im not about to literally #drop dead and then spontaneously explode out of pure spite #fuck everything!!! i don't give a shit anymore #hahahaaa i swear to god its like i'm 14 again except im way worse now #AAAAA I NEED A CIGARETTE #THREE MORE DAYS UNTIL TERM STARTS

[mcwexlerscigarette]

can't wait to go home and go to bed literally running on 5hrs sleep and my ear infection from two weeks ago is back for revenge... and maybe this time it won't be so easy on me

#ear infections should be illegal #why do I get them so much. WHY. WHY. WHYYYYYY. #mf woke me up at 5:30 am and it still wants more from me???? give me a break.