#gintama 3z novel

[gintamatranslations]

3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers - Lecture 3 “Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children”  - Chapter 3

This is the third chapter of lecture 3 titled "Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children"

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1) No reposting on your own blogs or copying of the translation text itself.

2) If you can afford it, please buy the official releases in japanese. If you want more content, you need to support through buying the products!

3) I do not own anything related to the Gintama franchise. This is a fan translation and I do not gain financial profit from it.

4) Mistakes and mistranslations might happen a lot. I am learning japanese for barely two years now. I try to translate the japanese text into a logical english structure, but that is hard with my limited knowledge.

Chapter Masterlist here

The location changed.

After the measurements and medical examinations in the gymnasium were over, it was time for chest X-rays in a bus parked near the gymnasium.

The bus was a special bus equipped for this purpose. The students had to hug the machine which was adjusted to chest level.

They had to inhale and hold their breath for a few seconds. During that time, Ginpachi and Tsukuyo, who were behind the partition door, operated the machine and took pictures.

“Oi, is it safe to use such a machine without any training?” Tsukuyo said with a worried look as expected, but Ginpachi nodded. "It'll be fine."

"Look at this machine. The manufacturer's name is Bantomitakanamu Games."

"A toy!? Is this a toy!?" Tsukuyo’s eyes widened.

I don't know about the specifics, but I read the instruction manual (Ginpachi emphasizes the word instruction manual in the japanese original) and it seems pretty easy. It says you don't need any special knowledge to use it," Ginpachi said, waving the manual in the air. That’s the reason there were no specialist technicians in the car, in other words, is probably because the machine was so easy to operate.

So, the photographing began.

Students took turns getting in and standing in front of the machine. Ginpachi gave instructions from the other side of the partition, "Yes, take a breath. Yes, stop. Yes, that's fine."

He wasn’t sure if it was a toy or a medical device, but the machine itself seemed to be working properly. The monitor in front of Ginpachi clearly showed the inside of a chest - ribs, lungs, and so on.

The picture-taking went very smoothly. Until, however, it was 3Z's turn.

"Pleased to meet you,” Sogo Okita stood in front of the machine.

Feeling prepared for this guy first, Ginpachi gave him the instructions.

“Yes, well, take a breath…..Yes, stop. Yes, fine."

On the monitor, the inside of Okita's chest was clearly shown. Lungs, ribs, and the words ‘Hijikata die’ – No, no, no! What is this text message!

As Ginpachi was perplexed, Tsukuyo whispered to him. "Ginpachi, it seems that this machine takes pictures of everything inside of your chest.”

"No, I mean, it’s not just your lungs, it's also picking up your heart's voice inside your chest!”

After Okita, Hijikata stood in front of the machine.

So, when Ginpachi took a picture, this was displayed on the monitor:

"You're the one who should die, Sougo."

– No, you’re not supposed to display that! I mean, why does it say, "You're the one" as if you were talking to Okita just now!

Next in line was Kondo.

“It is weird, isn't it? Why is it like a conversation?”

– No, you're insane! Why is it that you can hear my heart's tsukkomi! No no no, something is wrong with this machine. It had been working fine until then, but now it suddenly went haywire. Anyway, after this, the monitor continued to display the message on the lungs and ribs.

Yamazaki was like this:

“Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tamakin Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san”

You're like this here, too! How much you're captivated by Anpan and Tama-san!

Then, Tsukuyo whispered to him.

"Oh my God.........”

“What is it?”

“One of the "Tama-san" is "Tama-kin" ......" (*author's note, let's look for it too)

“No, I don't care! How did you figure that out?!”

And after Zaki, it was Sacchan.

“Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin”

– Hey! This is just a brain maker, isn't it! (I don’t know what exactly to translate this to, but this is what google showed me:)

Then, Tsukuyo said again:

"Oh my God….."

“What is it this time?”

“One Character in ‘Gin’ says ‘pig’.” (*Author's note: Let's look for it, too.)

“You know exactly what you're talking about! And the author's note is annoying!"

And after Sacchan, it was Catherine. This is the stuff that showed up:

“Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money”

–ASCII art! How obsessed with money is this bastard! (ASCII art is art made with numbers and letters)

Next to Katherine, Tojo:

“Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka” (This is what Tojo calls Kyuubei, basically meaning ‘Young master’)

–I knew it! Your love for the young master is too heavy!

So, after Tojo, there wasTakeichi:

-That's why I'm scared! That's not what this means! 

Just when Ginpachi was getting tired of giving the tsukkomi, Kagura got on the bus.Kagura's hair was standing up again.

“I've already measured your height, so you don't have to make your head look like TOSHI..” Kagura looked surprised when Ginpachi said that.

"Eh, because this bus... isn't it a bus for X-exclusive photography?"

–No, X, it’s not that X!

Feeling weak, Ginpachi interfered.

–And don't give me that smug look! What's with the "I told you so" look!

"Isn't that the bus for the X-Specialty shoot?"

– You're being a pain in the ass! I can hear you!

"Isn't this the bus for the X-rated shoot?"

Third time!? What, do I have to say, "Good!" to make it end?  What a pain in the ass!

Then, Tsukuyo said, crossing her hands in the shape of an X

“For the one who persists too much, it’s not an X, it’s an X.” (she says ‘batsu’ which refers to the x-mark over the wrong answer in a test)

"Good!", Ginpachi said without thinking.

#gintama #Gintama 3z #Gintama novel #gintama novel english #gintama translation #ginpachi #ginpachi sensei #gintama 3z novel #gintama book #FUNKY MONKEY TEACHERS #do I tag this with gintsu again #yes I will #gintsu

[gintama-archive]

Gintama: 3Z - Ginpachi Sensei novels

Translation of the synopsis

#gintama #gintama translation #gintama 3z #ginpachi novels #masterlist

[dont-touch-the-flower-child]

3z Takasugi and Hijikata definitely have a frenemy thing going on

Takasugi's little delinquent squad and the Disciplinary Committee (of which Hijikata is vice president) are Always butting heads and bickering. Shinsuke sometimes do stuff just to get on Hijikata's nerves

But Hijikata seems Extremely knowledgeable on who Takasugi's enemies (re: delinquents from other schools) are. New delinquents are almost always introduced through Hijikata's exposition. Hijikata's also always the first to voice concern that the new enemy is probably too strong for Shinsuke and he could get obliterated

Hijikata also notably says that Takasugi-kun might look like the tough bad delinquent he pretends to be, but he's actually just a misunderstood loner who's kinda ostracized by everyone lmao

(3z Takasugi and Hijikata frenemy-ship. Anyone?)

#all this is canon to the ginpachi-sensei light novels i didn't make anything up #gintama #gintama 3z #takasugi shinsuke #hijikata toushirou

[dongsofsevotion]

flavors of ginhiji

towards the end of last year, kun tweeted this primer to the different ginhiji variants that appear in fanworks. i thought about how i would like to see something similar in english, remembered i can't draw, shelved the idea, and then time passed and here we are again.

so i've tried my best with some shittily creatively cobbled together official images. anyway, i haven't directly translated that tweet but i owe it a debt of gratitude for informing the shape of this post, and filling in my gaps of knowledge around the origins of some of the merch-based ones.

without further ado, here's a rundown of the various shapes of ginhiji you may encounter in the wild, colored heavily by books i like...

原作・original

everyone's favorite garden variety ginhiji! shipped by fans and anime staff the world over.

W副長 ・double vice-commander

vice-commander x vice-commander. this one born of the shinsengumi crisis arc, though various other if-style stories get told about gintoki getting taken in by the shinsengumi earlier in life and holding the post of vice-commander alongside hijikata.

examples: as one of the eternal enduring settings, most creators have probably written a book or drawn art around w fukuchou. consider sawara's excellent inu series, or the 2018 zweikopfig anthology.

ぱっつち・pattsuchi

ginpachi-sensei x student hijikata, from the 3Z light novel setting.

examples: this one is also widely loved by the community and has been extensively depicted in fanbooks. syaku's stromatolite is my beloved, but there are countless others, many fully available online; try 「かいごろし」 by NUIS or 「夏色ビール」 by inuko.

ぜっさん・zessan

student gintoki x teacher hijikata. so named for being reverse 3Z - that is, Z3.

examples: nanakan's 「おねがい先生!!」, kenken's 「雄穴に挿らずんば卒業を得ず!?」. kannagi is also a major proponent of the zessan agenda, regularly posting zessan art to twt.

同級生／DKS・classmates

settings where ginhiji are both students, usually a high school setting but all other variants occur.

examples: harada's college-setting ochiru is a classic. kun recently put out a web reprint of a DKS book from 2021.

副トシ・fukutoshi

vice-commander sakata x yorozuya toshi-chan. reverse setting with their stations switched, readily inferred from the outfit swaps of the cover art of vol.5, chap.33.

examples: there was a celebration month for fukutoshi in 2022; this hashtag still remains a treasure trove. one of the organizers of that month, mio, did some wonderful fukutoshi books like 「さくらのまにまに」.

夜叉ポニ・yashaponi

shiroyasha x ponikata. an if setting where young gintoki in his shiroyasha era meets young hijikata in his baragaki era.

examples: hidaka's 「在りし日のしるべ」 series, syaku's 「火が飛ぶ」 series.

魘デコ・endeko

enmi gintoki x dekokata. this one from the BFY movie; "deko" means "forehead", referencing the hairstyle of five years later hijikata, though you may see dekokata used to refer to other settings (especially Z3 hijikata). hello, angst!

examples: syaku's 「誰そ彼」, niratama's lonesome ghost.

寅丑・toraushi

tiger x cow/ox. this one comes from a chinese zodiac merch line. consider yourself warned that works of this variety can get hella sussy hella fast.

examples (non-sussy): kei's baby i love you and sweet life to you. if you want sussy, go looking for inukkoro.

ふぉっくろ・fokkuro

nine-tailed fox gintoki x crow tengu hijikata. this one is also from a merch line where a bunch of characters are dressed as yokai. it persists in its popularity because it's PERFECT.

examples: fem's 「常世現世エンカウンター」 series, banger anthology 「妖奇談」.

パー土・paahiji

paako x hijikata, from gintoki's stints working at the okama bar in canon gintama. this one is pretty open-ended since it's just gintoki crossdressing as paako in any setting really.

examples: kumichi's 「狂おしいほど愛してる」 , or syaku's 「しゃぶしゃぶしません」 for the double crossdressing special (yes it's always syaku - and for good reason).

きんちん・kinchin

kintoki x chinkasu, from the inimitable owee arc.

examples: futa has a kinchin series 7 (!!) books long which started in 2014. 6 is available online. kei has also written a few; 「オンラインのあなた」 is available here.

金土・kinhiji

kintoki (host) x hijikata. this one is also pretty open-ended; generally just refers to any setting with golden-haired host kintoki. note this is a kintama host parody (think shinpachi buttchin), not to be confused with android substitute kintoki.

examples: nomination of gold anthology (here's sawara's piece), abaraya's 「ファジー・ブルーのむこうがわ」 series, hinano's 3P 「どっちもどっち!」 for the kinhiji + pattsuchi double header.

W鬼・double oni

shuten-douji x ibaraki-douji. another from a merch line. everyone's wild for the fishnets.

examples: uchio's 「童子遊戯」, chun's 「茨の道は薔薇の道」.

W教師・double teacher

teacher x teacher, often a continuation of pattsuchi or zessan.

examples: sakurako has written a number of these, like the freshly released 「リンパは指じゃ届かない」. here's an uchio piece from an anthology.

#ginhiji

[hijitae]

From the Gintama 3Z novels. HijiTae and their signature foods and colours!

#just posting here for fun #sorry for blurring you out of the pic kagura lol #hijitae #hijikata x tae

[orifumioshi]

Ghost Game made me cry last night and now I wake up to the news that Gintama's 3-nen Z-gumi novels are getting an anime adaptation for the 20th anniversary and apparently, is just one of the several projects planned for it!

Peak Fiction coming back and since I've never had the chance to read them, it will be such a fresh experience to watch ;w;

Just look at them, already making fun of the boom mainstream animes for their PV xD (only watched Spy x Family tho)... God, Kagura fits so much to be Anya xDDD

After being scammed over and over and over plus THE FINAL being labeled as "The final" of the anime, it felt like an scam all over again but it was announced in the Ato no Matsuri and is legit ;w;

I even remember some staff-san saying that if THE FINAL made it good in the cinemas [as in $$$$], they would adapt it to an anime series because they did cut various scenes for it to fit the movie length so, I'm still waiting for that but 3Z is a good start, thank you uwu

Now, give me the approx release date or I'll go crazy because Ghost Game ends next week and I don't think Mahoyome alone will be able to hold me by it's own, overall with The Owl House ending as well OTL

#gintama #just a txt #png orders

[lilac-5ky]

GINPQCHI SENSEI WILL GET ANIMATED!!!! LETSSGOOOOO!

(So excited for takasugi I can't even 😭😭😭😭)

ASDFGHJKL THIS WAS AND STILL IS MY LEGIT REACTION

IM SO THIRSTY FOR SHINSUKE content I CANT WAIT, JUST PICTURING ALL THE NEW MATERIAL OMG 😭 IVE ALSO READ SOME OF THE LIGHT NOVELS SO IK WHATS COMING BUT I BET WE’LL GET EVEN MORE MATERIAL, BLESSED 🙏 Thinking about 3Z though takes me back to the days of my first multi part fic like damn can’t believe delinquent Shinsuke will manifest again 😭😭 May all inactive Gintama blogs manifest as well 🙏

(p.s. I love how this is the second message sent to me about ginpachi sensei 😂 I love how excited we all are 😂)

[forgloryforhonor]

did you read the 3z novels? what do you think of them if you have

i have read the earlier volumes.

first of all gintama is supposed to be a late edo period/meiji period anime parody so suddenly thrusting it into 21st century japanese classroom dynamics can make things icky (more than it already is)

two. gintoki is one of the few adults while everyone else is a highschooler. what the heck.

why is otae in the same grade as the rest of the shinsengumi? At least if they wanted to go down that road, otae, okita and tetsuko should be the ones who are classmates and only them.

kondou, hijikata and yamazaki should be part of the faculty. why are they students. what is this even for?

and why are takasugi, kondou students?

basically why is gintoki even considered the mature and teacher type one here???

hence i am not a fan. it is already very delicate to balance relationships in the original especially with the fandom so paranoid of large age-gaps.... and yet they gave us this.

is it's overall purpose to deter shipping characters or push certain ships together? (who knows)

is it a means for sorachi to be more loose on creativity and write the coming of age story he always wanted? (doubt it)

is it just a fun editorial gimmick SJ cooked up to milk more of the characters? (maybe)

as a whole i don't like the concept. the new story fucks up the dynamics of the original and messes the discourse up if people include it in analyses.

but hey im not here to spoil anyone's fun. Ginpachi-sensei just isn't my cup of tea. that is all.

thanks for the ask :D

#thots

[gintokisimp]

3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers - Lecture 1 "Don’t expect to understand everything after just one day of experience. Eh? No one said anything about understanding? Then.., I’m sorry." - Chapter 1

I finished translating the first chapter! Took me some time, but I hope with more practice I can finish them faster. 

Disclaimers: 

1) No reposting on your own blogs or copying of the translation text itself. 

2) If you can afford it, please buy the official releases in japanese. If you want more content, you need to support through buying the products!

3) I do not own anything related to the Gintama franchise. This is a fan translation and I do not gain financial profit from it. 

4) Mistakes and Mistranslations might happen a lot. I am learning japanese for barely a year now. I try to translate the japanese text into a logical english structure, but that is hard with my limited knowledge

Chapter Masterlist here

-- okay let’s go! --

In the staffroom of Gintama High School, a staff meeting was being held.

Principal Hata stood in front of the teachers with a frown on his face. As usual, the vice principal was beside him.

"We can't go on like this. This is really bad, gentlemen.”

On the wall behind Principal Hata was a sheet of paper with a bar graph drawn onto it. It was a graph showing the number of applicants for admission to Gintama High. According to the report the number of applicants has been decreasing every year and last year's numbers were the lowest ever.

"If the number of applicants continues to decrease, Gintama High School will soon go bankrupt. Are you okay with that everyone?"

However, even though Hata said it in a strong tone, the teachers' response was rather dull and none of the teachers spoke up.

"What do you think, Sakata Sensei?”

Hata points to the lazy teacher with the natural perm, white hair and white lab coat, Sakata Ginpachi. 

"It can't be helped, can it?” Ginpachi said. "We live in a time of declining birthrates. The number of children is decreasing, so it's tough for everyone. In that respect, JUMP is doing well, because it has always been supported by children,” Ginpachi said while reading JUMP at his desk.

"...... I should have known better than to ask you.”

Hata shook his head and called out to the teacher next to Ginpachi.

"Hattori-sensei, what do you think?”

"I agree. I think JUMP SQ. is doing well these days." Hattori replied seriously. 

“Yea, no, that’s not what I meant…”

“Ah, you're right, SQ is doing great. Blue Ex [Blue Exorcist] was also a hit,” Ginpachi said.

“[Good Luck Girl!] was also made into an anime," said Hattori. 

“Oi, you guys, Let's get off the subject of JUMP for now.”

After Hata said that, the vice principal took over the word.

"That's right, both of you. Please be serious during staff meetings,” the vice principal said while reading Saikyō Jump. 

“No, you too man! I mean, what kind of old man reads a children's magazine like JUMP?”

"Then make JUMP for old men as well!"

“What the hell is wrong with you?! I mean, come on, JUMP for old people!” Hata replied. 

"Maybe instead of "Weekly Shonen JUMP" it could be "Coffin Ascension JUMP",” Ginpachi threw in. 

"Holy shit! I'm going to die if I read this?" 

Hata grumbled.

"Come on, guys. Right now the number of applicants to our school is decreasing! Our school is now an incredibly unpopular high school! - Matsudaira Sensei!”

At this point, Hata turns to Matsudaira Katakuriko, the Physical Education teacher.

"Do you have any ideas on how to increase the number of applicants?    

"How about a bottle of Don Peri for every new student?" Matsudaira suggested, puffing on his cigar.

“You're dealing with minors!”

"Do you want me to send out some hypnotic waves from the sky to make them want to join our school?" laughs science teacher Gengai Hiraga.

"No, not in that dangerous way!"

That's when Hata was interrupted.

“I'm sorry, which way is the staff room?" asked Tatsuma Sakamoto, the math teacher who had arrived late.

"No, we are here, here! Good for you, you stumbled upon us!" Hata screamed. What a bunch of care-free teachers.

“Tsukuyo Sensei!” At this point, Hata also calls out to Tsukuyo, a teacher who has transferred from Yoshiwara Commercial this year. By the way, Tsukuyo was in charge of health and physical education. Nevertheless, she was wearing a mini-skirt suit and a lab coat, a very sexy outfit.

"Do you have any good wisdom to share, Tsukuyo sensei?"

“How about we offer lotion to all new students?"

"I told you to make the service available to minors.“

"I'm sorry. It's my first appearance in a novel. I thought it would’ve been better ‘t start off with a joke."

"Yeah, I don't need to be aware of that."

“Well, what about this then? A one-day trial enrollment," Tsukuyo continued.

"One Day Trial Enrollment ......?"

"Yea. We will invite junior high school students and their parents who’re preparing t’ take the entrance exam next year to our school and introduce ‘em to our club activities and classes. If the participants have a good impression of the school, the school's popularity will naturally increase by oral recommendations.

Hata nodded at the suggestion of the newly appointed Tsukuyo. It was not a bad idea, he thought. 

One-day trial enrollment. In the case of universities, it’s called "Open Campus," but there are also High Schools that offer it.

"Isn't that good?” Matsudaira said. “There is also a one-day trial for cabaret girls. It would be easier to convey the atmosphere of the school to the students by having them actually visit the school rather than explaining it to them.”

Hata tried to continue, but it was Hattori who spoke first.

"The problem is, when they see our school in person, they're going to have a rather bad impression instead of a good one .......that’s what I’m saying."

"Well, after all, our school is full of fierce characters. Especially 3Z," Ginpachi snickered and laughed his ass off.

"No, this is no time to laugh! You're the homeroom teacher there!" Hata pointed at Ginpachi and yelled at him. But Ginpachi kept a cool face.

"I don’t care what you say, I can't control those idiots by myself. Five novels were published, and you still don't get it?"

Hata clenched his teeth at Ginpachi's insult.

“How can you be such a stranger? The reason why we're so unpopular in the first place is because the 3Z students are making fools of themselves all over the place. You see, Takasugi and the others were causing a ruckus the other day, weren't they?”

"Oh, yes, yes, that."

Ginpachi nodded and continued: “...... For readers who don't know about the incident with Takasugi and his friends, check out the previous volume, [Cold-Blooded Hardcore Takasugi-kun.]"

"No, Don't advertise like that!!"

"But, come on, I worked hard to solve that one too. I'd even like to get a special bonus for it,” Ginpachi replied. 

"Well, let’s give you a bonus, shall we?"

After his words, the sliding door swung open and the chairman of the board, Otose, appeared. Standing beside the principal with a lit cigarette in her hand, Otose continued:

"The principal is right. Our unpopularity has reached a point where we can't even laugh about it anymore. If we don't take serious measures, we will end up as a school with more teachers than students. I'm sure you guys don't want to be in a situation like a debut concert of a new band where there are more band members than audience.”

Well, certainly a kind of atmosphere washed over the teachers.

"So, what's this I hear about you doing a one-day trial enrollment?”

"Yes, well, that's what we've been talking about. ......"

When Hata said that, Otose intensified her words to the teachers.

"If that's the case, why don't you all get your wits about you and make that one-day trial enrollment a success? If it goes well, let's give everyone a bonus.”

With those words, the looks in the teacher's eyes changed a little. However, Ginpachi was the only one who did not let his guard down.

"I don't need a bonus in Gabas or Perikas." [Different kinds of play money]

Previously, in a similar case, Principal Hatha had tried to pay his bonus in Gabas.

"Don't worry, I'll pay you in real money. But only if you succeed." The chairman said and nodded clearly. Even the most reluctant teachers change their mind when a carrot is dangled in front of their noses.

"Okay, got it.” 

Ginpachi closed the jump with vigor and spoke to his fellow teachers.

“You heard her. To put it bluntly, it's a pain in the ass, but the chairman personally promised a bonus.”

The Gintama High School one-day trial enrollment, 

let's get it done and make that downward bar graph as high as Ideon's shoulders!” [A mecha with very pointy shoulders from the anime Densetsu Kyojin Ideon]

"That's an old metaphor,” it was Hattori who interrupted him. 

But at least, Ginpachi's summons seemed to have united the teachers for a change.

“Well, if I’m getting a bonus, uncle will do his best. I'll have to get a new bottle soon,” said Matsudaira. 

“If you will get bottles, I’ll get bolts. Screws are pretty expensive too,” Gengai continued. 

“I’ll get new lotion,” Tsukuyo said. 

"Well, I'd better stock up on hemorrhoid medicine too,” that was Hattori. 

“Anyways, where's my desk?” Sakamoto was still aimlessly wandering around the room. 

Although they were united, the group still gave off a feeling of anxiety. 

 A one-day trial enrollment by these guys...

“Will it be fine?” Hata was speaking quietly.

"No, I think it's pretty difficult, this one…” The vice principal replied and when Hata looked at him, Matsurdaira was desperately working on a craft kit that came with the Saikyō Jump.

Veins popped on Hata’s temples. 

“I’m gonna burn it! I’m not talking about the freebie, I’m talking about you!”

Ok that was the first chapter! Thank you for reading. I’ll continue to translate whenever I have time for it :)

#gintama #gintama 3z #gintama novel #ginpachi sensei #gintama 3z novel #gintama book #translation #gintama novel english #funky monkey teachers

[seigibathala]

Past and Future ( 過去と未来 )

#gintama #ginpachi sensei #at the museum #sakata gintoki #gintsu #ginpachi x tsukuyo #gintoki x tsukuyo #tsukuyo #funky monkey teachers gintama class 3z novel #inspired from class 3Z please read it they have a lot of interactions there #digital art #artists on tumblr #fanart #gintama couple #past and future

[bobbis-posts]

I found some translation on Ginpachi sensei vol 5 novel https://my.w.tt/Sk7PiAVhD8 if you want to read the novel!

#takasugi #ginpachi sensei #3z #novel #gintama #gintama+3z

[shaccanandi21]

"Bweeek~" "Kusso onna...#"

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Hello, is there a way to read the gintama 3z manga/light novel??is it translated?

I think that they are not.

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3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers - Lecture 3 “Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children”  - Chapter 1

This is the first chapter of lecture 3 titled "Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children"

Disclaimers:

1) No reposting on your own blogs or copying of the translation text itself.

2) If you can afford it, please buy the official releases in japanese. If you want more content, you need to support through buying the products!

3) I do not own anything related to the Gintama franchise. This is a fan translation and I do not gain financial profit from it.

4) Mistakes and mistranslations might happen a lot. I am learning japanese for barely a year now. I try to translate the japanese text into a logical english structure, but that is hard with my limited knowledge

Chapter Masterlist here

(Translator note: GinTsu action let’s go!!)

There was a man who could only be seen as a suspicious person. 

He had long, carelessly grown hair and he was wearing some kind of pointedly designed sunglasses.

Such a man was standing under a tree planted behind the gym.

No, he wasn't just standing there, he was constantly reaching for a certain branch.

When looking at the branch, you could see that there was a white piece of cloth stuck to it and he was reaching for it. The triangular white cloth did not look like pants at all. 

―but at this point of his observation, Sakata Ginpachi, who was on his way to the school building in the morning, decided that the man was a suspicious person..

Ginpachi, who had gone through the back gate instead of the main gate and headed for the back of the gym as a shortcut, spotted the man.

The man ― to tell the truth, actually appeared in the manga as the Toyako Hermit, but here at Gintama High School, such achievements are irrelevant.

A man who is not a member of the faculty of Gintama High School is reaching behind the gym in the morning for what appears to be a pair of pants caught on a tree branch.

More importantly, there was also a large black bag under the man's feet.

‘Panty thief,’ Ginpachi thought.

He also thought there probably was a lot of underwear in that bag, so he called out to him.

He was suspicious, so of course didn’t speak kindly to him.

“Oi, what the fuck are you doing?”

The Toyako Hermit's shoulders quivered, and he looked back at Ginpachi. The frightened look on his face deepened Ginpachi's suspicion.

“You Panty thief!”

“Eh? No, You’re wr - “ He was about to say, "I'm sorry," when Ginpachi started to furiously run towards the Hermit.

Arrest of a suspicious person → His reputation goes up → He gets a reward bonus, right? 

It was a simple chart that led him to this action.

Seeing Ginpachi's sudden attack, the Toyako Hermit fled in a panic and his escape was faster than he had expected.

“Hey, Wait!” Ginpachi yelled.

Just around the corner from the gym, a teacher appeared.

Nice timing for a female teacher wearing a white coat and a miniskirt! 

"Tsukuyo! Get him! He's a pervert!” Ginpachi shouted to Tsukuyo.

Tsukuyo didn’t say anything, but she understood and made a move. 

She quickly stepped in front of the fleeing man, grabbed him by the wrist, and threw him violently to the ground. When Hermit was slammed into the ground with a thud, he simply fainted.

"Ah, yeah! You did it!" Ginpachi said, stopping by Hermit's side. The Toyako Hermit stretched out on the ground, his eyes white and fully unconscious.

“That man, ..who is this person?” Tsukuyo asked. 

“A panty thief,” Ginpachi replied and smiled, pointing to the spot where the Toyako Hermit had been standing earlier.

"See how those pants are stuck on that tree branch over there? He was reaching for it."

"Uh, are those ......really pants?" Just when Tsukuyo was looking at him doubtfully, the wind picked up. The white cloth, which had been caught on the branch, was blown into the air.

"Oh, ......?" Ginpachi lifted one eyebrow.

The cloth that flew in the air was not pants by any means, but just a handkerchief.

Actually, there is a big difference between a pair of pants and a handkerchief.

"Ginpachi, are ya sure yer not just making hasty assumptions?" Tsukuyo said. 

No. ...... No, no ......," Ginpachi said, gulping. “Don't jump to conclusions. You can't be too optimistic, because when I called out to him, he freaked out and ran away."

Yer had just simply taken him by surprise, hadn’t ya? The reason why he ran away might be ‘cause you tried to attack him without even questioning him,” she said and Ginpachi couldn't argue with her.

However, it has not yet been determined that Tsukuyo’s theory was correct.

"No, no, no, no, he's a pervert. There's bag’s probably full of underwear!”

"If yer so sure, why don't ya check it out?" Tsukuyo said and Ginpachi went to get the black bag that seemed to belong to the Toyako Hermit. Tsukuyo and him opened it together. 

What came out was a white coat, a stethoscope, and something that looked like a penlight - in short, a set of medical instruments used by doctors.

“I knew it,” Ginpachi smirked and nodded. “This guy was a pervert who liked to dress up as doctors. Yea, you were right to beat him up.”

“No, ......,” Tsukuyo said in a calm voice. “He's not a cosplayer, he's a real doctor, isn't he?

“Eh, for real?!”

“Aaah ...... What day is it, by the way?” 

Ginpachi replied, and Tsukuyo nodded.

"Hmm, no doubt about it. This man’s a real doctor. Because today’s the day of the physical examination and health checkup,” Tsukuyo said and pulled out a printed sheet from her skirt pocket.

The printout was a monthly schedule for the staff, and today's column was indeed labeled as "Third Grade Physical and Health Examination’. Next month, Gintama High School was scheduled to have a sports festival. The purpose of today's physical and health checkup was to check the health of the students before the sports festival.

“Apparently, this man was an officially hired doctor from our school.,” Tsukuyo continued. 

“An officially hired…,” Ginpachi muttered and looked back at the Toyako Hermit stretched out on the ground. He wasn't dead, but he also didn’t show any signs of waking up.

But then again, if this guy doesn't get up, of course the physical examination won’t take place. It was inevitable that there would be an uproar, "What's going on, why hasn't the doctor come?”

That was not good.

This was a very bad situation.

He mistook him for a suspicious person and she knocked him unconscious by violently throwing him. ...... They won’t get away with it. 

Ginpachi took out a cigarette from the pocket of his lab coat, put one in and lit it. Then, after exhaling the first smoke, he said:

"......Tsukuyo. You're doing a terrible job.”

“What?”

"How dare you violently injure a doctor who came for a checkup without even bothering to confirm his identity?"

“Ginpachi…”

“I know what you're going to say. You're going to apologize to the principal and you want me to come with you, right?

“Ginpachi…”

“Don't worry about it. It's just a collegial(/friendship) thing. You're the one who's to blame, but I'll follow up with you to make sure your crime is as light as possible.”

“Ginpachi…”

"Well, let's get on with it. Let's go to the principal's office right away. Confess your crimes.” and as he turned on his heel and started to walk away, two kunai pierced the back of Ginpachi's head with a thud.

"Wait a minute," Tsukuyo's voice said.

No, no, no, you're the one who has to wait!" Ginpachi shouts as he pulls out the kunai stuck in the back of his head.

"Tsukuyo, do you realize we're in a teacher's setting? You should at least use chalk or something!"

"I don't care about the settings right now. Do ya understand the situation? How dare ya to blame me for yer sins?"

"No, I don't give a shit. You're the one who threw him over."

“Ya the one who told me to get him!”

“I told you to get him, but I didn't tell you to throw him over your shoulder and knock him out!"

“If it weren't for yer terrible misjudgment, none of this would have happened in the first place!”

"But it's not just my fault, is it? Isn't it about seven to three parts your fault too?" Ginpachi said in a softer voice.

“Ya think a third is my fault?”

"Hmm. I mean, you're the seven." Just after saying that, Ginpachi was hit by countless kunai and pinned to the wall of the gym.

...... umm, relax, Tsukki," Ginpachi said with a pale face. (Note: he says the exact same thing as in that one scene in Courtesan of a Nation Arc … Un, ochitsuite, tsukkī)

“Well, if I'm the seven, can we at least work together on a plan? The doctor who was called in for a checkup was mistakenly knocked unconscious. ...... I think this is pretty bad, don't you?”

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3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers - Lecture 1 "Don’t expect to understand everything after just one day of experience. Eh? No one said anything about understanding? Then.., I’m sorry." - Chapter 2.1

The first part of chapter 2 from Lecture 1! The missing 10 pages will be very difficult to translate, hope I’ll manage it.. 

Disclaimers:

1) No reposting on your own blogs or copying of the translation text itself.

2) If you can afford it, please buy the official releases in japanese. If you want more content, you need to support through buying the products!

3) I do not own anything related to the Gintama franchise. This is a fan translation and I do not gain financial profit from it.

4) Mistakes and Mistranslations might happen a lot. I am learning japanese for barely a year now. I try to translate the japanese text into a logical english structure, but that is hard with my limited knowledge

Chapter Masterlist here

-- THIS CHAPTER IS A MESS, PREPARE YOURSELF --

The number of applicants for admission to Gintama High School has decreased dramatically. Therefore, they have a one-day trial enrolment program to appeal to junior high school students and their parents.

“But why should we be forced to participate in this?” Shinpachi Shimura thought to himself. 

“You don’t have a choice. I've been told that part of the reason for our unpopularity is due to the 3Z. It wouldn't hurt to help out a little to atone for your sins,” The homeroom teacher Ginpachi said something like that and sent Shinpachi and his friends out to support the one-day trial enrollment. 

So, today was the day.

After school, twenty junior high school students who were strangely enough interested in Gintama High School and their parents, a total of forty people, showed up at the school gate.

They were greeted by Ginpachi and the other teachers, as well as the 3Z members who had been asked to help.

"Look, guys, those forty people aren't just forty people, they are forty people who are going to spread the word about the experience of this school. Treat them with respect.”

Ginpachi said and Kagura responded: 

“I know-aru. In short, those forty people are the first rats in the pyramid scheme. Treat them with respect-aru”

"No, it’s not very polite if you call them rats!” Shinpachi replied. 

As for today's one-day trial enrollment, there were two things on the agenda:

-Club activities.

-Simulated teaching.

The program is rather standard for a one-day trial enrollment.

Today, Ginpachi Sakata is in charge of the proceedings.

 He stood in front of the participants, put on a sales smile and started talking:

“Ehh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Gintama High School. In the short time we have today, I would like to introduce you to the charm of our school. Ah, I’m sorry I was late. I am Sakata Ginpachi, the homeroom teacher of the third year Z class at Gintama High School.”

Ginpachi's greeting was met with a round of applause from the participants.

“Ehh, let's get right to the first program of the day, the introduction of club activities. As you go through High School, it’s very important to choose which club activities to join. It is as important as deciding whether to use a one-handed sword, a hammer, or a lance. Today, we hope that you will take the time to watch our seniors engage in club activities and use this as a reference when you actually enter the school. First, let's observe a baseball practice, shall we?”

“Uhm sir, The baseball team of Gintama High School is so strong that they get scouts from Major League Baseball. Right? I'm really looking forward to it.”

“Eh..?” Ginpachi froze "Major League Baseball?"

"Yes, it says on your homepage that you have a devilishly strong baseball team.”

“Ho..,homepage?!”

Ginpachi blinked at him in disbelief and Sakamoto quietly walked up to him. 

"I've rewritten the homepage for you, Kintoki,” Sakamoto whispered in Ginpachi's ear.  (Yes he really says Kintoki instead of Kinpachi)

“You rewrote it?” Ginpachi asked Sakamoto in a whisper as he turned his back to the participants so that they would not hear him. 

"What do you mean you rewrote it?"

"I've rewritten the introduction page of the club activities on the website to make today's one-day trial enrollment more exciting. I think it's better to have a text that raises people's expectations than a safe introduction,” he smiled and laughed. 

"No, this is not the time to be laughing! What the hell are you doing?”

"Don't be angry, Kintoki. In show business, the basic rule is to warm up the audience before the show starts.”

“Even if that's the case, you’re raising the bar for nothing! Look at those middle schoolers. Their eyes are sparkling!”

"It's just a question of the baseball team performing up to those expectations.”

“If they could do that it would be fine! What kind of baseball team is so strong that it gets scouts from Major League Baseball? Is our baseball team really that strong?”

At that moment, Shinpachi suddenly remembered:

“Ah, now that you mention it, wasn’t Matsudaira-sensei the advisor for the baseball team?” Shinpachi said and the teacher's eyes quickly turned to Matsudaira. 

"Oi, what do you think, Tottsan? How good is the baseball team now?" When Ginpachi asked, Matsudaira nodded with a generous smile.

“We've got some pretty good players here. I'm not exactly a major scout, but there are a few who look like they could go pro. But they’re at an exhibition match today, they're not all gone, though.."

"Then we're screwed!”

For a moment, all of them were almost relieved, but then the last word made them lose hope.

“Exhibition match? Today? So why didn't you, the coach, go to the tournament?” Ginpachi gnawed. 

"To tell you the truth, I'm currently out of the counselor's office. Once I got drunk and went to a game with a hostess, and the other team complained. So now I'm banned from all games.”

"What the hell? You're the worst advisor I've ever heard of!"

"But Sensei, what are you going to do now? You can't introduce the baseball team when there is no baseball team.”

When Shinpachi panicked, Hattori said in a calm voice:

"Calm down, guys. In that case we'll have to pretend to be a baseball team with the people we have.”

"Pretending to be a baseball team?” Ginpachi asked back, and Hattori nodded.

"There's no real baseball team, so we have to play the baseball team ourselves. Luckily we have 3Z, so we have enough people."

"But you ......”

"Just keep talking for 10 minutes. I’ll prepare something in the meantime,” Hattori said and ran towards the field, taking some of the 3Z students with him.

"Ah, wait! ...oi oi will you be alright?" Ginpachi’s face clouded with darkness.

"Anyways, we have to leave it to him. There's no way we can say we don't have a baseball team now,” said Matsudaira. 

“But, man, how are we supposed to hook them for ten minutes? What's there to talk about?” When Gengai asked, Ginpachi turned to look at Shinpachi.

"I can’t help it. For now, let's just focus on Shinpachi's specialty: Bind their attention to us with the art of putting on glasses without using your hands. “

"No, I can't do that. I can't do such tricks!” Shinpachi hurriedly interrupted him. 

But in the end, they made him do it. He tried his best to put on his glasses without using hands, but he failed.  

“No, of course it's going to be a failure, it's such a cheap trick!”

So, 10 minutes later:

“Well, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience. Now let's move over to the field and watch the baseball team training!” With Ginpachi leading the way, the participants gathered behind the net on the field.

"What do you think of them chasing the white ball! The very image of youth!” Ginpachi started to speak with a big smile on his face, but his voice was soon cut off.

It was Hedoro and his brothers, Jiro and Goro, who were wearing the uniforms and practicing hard. (Goro could be referencing a character from MAJOR, a baseball manga series) Eeeeh? Needless to say, the whole group froze in place.

Standing besides Ginpachi, Hattori said: 

"What do you think? I know it's short notice, but they're a tough team, right?"

"No, it’s not because they are ogres, they are demons! It's a baseball tournament on Onigashima!" (Mythical island of demons)

The flying ball is a ridiculously fastball because it is thrown and hit by the superhuman furious brothers. Then Hedoro on the pitcher’s mound said, perhaps trying to be thoughtful:

"Would anyone like to stand in the batter's box?"

But of course, the participants were pale and trembling.

"There’s no way I’m getting up, man! If you make a mistake and get accidentally hit by a dead ball, you will be dead for real!”

Of course, Ginpachi's Tsukkomi was saved in a whisper so that Hedoro and the others could not hear it.

"But you know, if no one goes, we'll still be down in the dumps," Hattori said.

"Idiot! We're already down in the dumps because of Hedoro! If you have a problem with it, you should go!”

When Ginpachi said that, Hattori muttered, "That's what I thought," and used a manipulative string to make a plastic doll stand on the batter box. It was a doll that looked exactly like Ginpachi.

"No, no, no! What the hell you got standing up there?

"I don't know what to do, man! Nobody's getting up!"

“Even so, there's no way I’m letting you make that

 doll stand up!”

"It's supposed to be a doll of you that stands up!” (Kanji for ‘raise up’ is underlined in the book)

“That’s not what I meant by standing up, you’re talking about a different meaning!” (I have the feeling that this is dirty joke but it’s very hard to translate)

It was when Ginpachi and Hattori were whispering such an argument to each other, Hedoro threw the ball and it hit Vinyl Ginpachi. The plastic Ginpachi popped with a pang, flew through the sky while spewing out air and fell on top of first base.

The area became silent.

"Well, well, when it's a dead ball, you're supposed to go to first base. ......" Ginpachi smiled at the participants, but his smile was tight. The participants, of course, were not laughing.

"...... Oi, that's not good. We’re stumbling from the start."

"It doesn't matter if you're deflated or not. We just have to make up for it in the next club activities," Matsudaira responded.

One of the participants raised his hand:

"I'd like to see the soccer team next, if you don't mind. I'm sure the soccer team here has a player like Tsubasa-kun who plays like a god, right?

"Tus ......, Tsubasa-kun?"

Ginpachi's eyes widened and he turned his head to face Sakamoto. The teachers started whispering to each other again. 

"Oi, did you write that on the homepage?"

"Yeah.”

"Yeah my ass! What are we going to do! Is there anyone on our soccer team who can play like Captain Tsubasa?”

However,  Kagura came with more bad news.

"Sensei, this is not good! I guess the whole soccer team is away at training camp today.”

"Again, they are not here!? I mean, how bad is the timing today?”

Hattori said to Ginpachi, who was holding his head.

"Calm down. We'll just have to pretend we have a soccer team.”

"Haven't you learned your lesson yet, you bastard! We just screwed up with that!

"This time, I'll be careful about who I choose. We'll just get a guy like Tsubasa, right? Leave it to me. You guys hold on for ten minutes."

Hattori said and again he ran off to get ready.

Ginpachi sighed and said:

"Shinpachi, I can't help it. Now I'm going to do that trick you're so good at, drinking milk and letting a little out of your eyes.”

"I can't do that. When did I ever say I was good at anything like this?"

However, Shinpachi tried his best. Then, a little bit of milk came out of my eyes, but in the end it was a failure. 

“That’s what I’m talking about! It’s not funny!”

So, ten minutes later, everyone moved near the soccer goal. 

"Are you sure it will be okay?" Ginpachi asked, and Hattori nodded confidently.

"Yeah, I've got you covered, Tsubasa from Gintama High."

That's when it happened: From afar, a player in a soccer team uniform approached them, dribbling with single-minded determination. When they looked closer, they saw that the guy was Madao with cardboard wings on his back.

“Eh, what are these wings!?” (The Kanji for the the soccer player Tsubasa 翼 also means wings) Ginpachi's Tsukkomi echoed over the soccer field.

"Balls are my friends!" Madao screamed and dribbled back and forth in front of Ginpachi and the others.

"How's that for a God-awful play?" Hattori said.

"No, it's more paper than God! It's so flimsy." (the kanji for god 神 and paper 紙 sound the same) As Ginpachi shouted, he heard the muttering of the participants.

"What the fuck is this?"

"Isn't it a farce?"

The voices were clearly disappointed.

"Oi oi,  it's getting even worse. What are we going to do?" Ginpachi pecked at Hattori, but Hattori said without losing his relaxed expression:

“Don't worry. He’s not the only one who’s prepared. I've prepared their rivals as well. Look!”

When Ginpachi looked in the direction that Hattori pointed at, he saw an object coming towards them at a high speed.

The object in question was two people. 

Kondo was lying on his back, half naked and covered in lotion. On top of him was Tojou, also half-naked and covered in lotion. They were using the lotion to slide on the ground.

“This is the Skylap Hurrikan of the Heisei Era!” (Heisei Era: 8th January 1989 to 30th April 2019; By the way.. this is what they are doing… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwwBYXckWZM)

“You idiots! It’s an object of idiots, that’s what it is!” When Ginpachi yelled, someone started running towards that fast-moving, stupid object.

It was Tsukuyo. 

“I’ll help you with the lotion play!” As soon as she said that, Tsukuyo, covered in lotion, jumped on Kondo's chest. Perhaps excited by the contact with Tsukuyo, Kondo gushed out a massive nosebleed. The group of three, bonded by lotion, sprinted forward, trailing a stripe of red nosebleed.

"Ah, the hot blood of youth!” Hattori shouted. 

"Oh, shut up! That thing is the most despicable jet stream attack in the world!” Ginpachi's Tsukkomi bursted.

Then he heard from cardboard Tsubasa:

“Drive Shooooooot!” 

Madao dribbled and shot at the goal. However, the ball went wide of the goal and hit the three of the sneaky jet stream attackers. To top it all off, it was Tama's head, not a soccer ball, that rolled near the three of them as they disintegrated into a doughy mess.

"No, it was Tama!" Ginpachi yelled. “Balls are my friends my ass, you’re just using your friend’s head as a ball!”

A cardboard Tsubasa, men and women covered in lotion and a robot's head. The scene was so bizarre that the participants were completely taken aback by the strange sight. 

"Hey, we’re losing the audience. What should we do!?”

“We don’t have much choice. We’ll quit the PE club and move to the cultural club,”  Matsudaira said.

Certainly, Ginpachi glared at Sakamoto:

"I hope you didn't write something that would also raise the bar for the culture club."

"No, no, no, I didn't do that,” Sakamoto said, and relieved for the time being, Ginpachi told the participants: "W--well, everyone. That's enough about the sports club activities, now let's take a look at the cultural club activities.”

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3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers English

3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers English Fan-Translation 

Lecture 1: Don’t expect ot understand everything after just one day of experience. Eh? No one said anything about understanding? Then.., I’m sorry. 

Chapter 1

Chapter 2.1

Lecture 3: “Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children”

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

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