#get off the couch

[critterbitter]

The twins attempt reparations. Elesa is charmed by their wet emolga impressions and earnest earmuffs. She still can't understand their words very well but she can read between the lines of script.

A day after after this Unfortunate Sequence of Events!

For more submas content, feel free to hit up this masterpost.

#this is BEFORE emmet and ingo get their starters #and you can tell they are a bit uh. more bounce-off-the-walls because of it #anyways i support the sibling trio u can pry them from my cold dead hands #they reallly realllllly dug into their allowance. and under the couches. and in the sidewalks for enough coins to get the earmuffs #the earmuffs in turn are of subpar quality but elesa kind of loves them #they look like togekiss ears! thinking about them... #my little guys…. #pokemon #art #sketchbook #submas #myart #fanart #submas comic #nimbasa trio #emmet #ingo #elesa #pokemon ingo #pokemon emmet #pokemon elesa #comic #webcomic #ingo and emmet

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim, injured and bedridden: I promise you all, when I can move again, I'm going to be so god damn unhinged that the Joker himself will be scared

Everyone else: ...that's nice sweetie

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #tim is tired #this is based off of my life today #i swear as soon as i can get off the couch im entering my insanity arc

[sourscratched]

warmup draws w my fave jocks

#fantasy high #fhsy #out here taking selfies in the nightmare forest as one does #dimension 20 #my art #i like to think that the hangman occasionally gets dropped off with gorgug for tuneups sometimes and they spend half of it like #sitting on the couch or playing fetch #even when hangman is in motorcycle mode #because fetch is just fun fabian i don’t get what’s confusing to you about this

[caelanglang]

Post-Mission Celebration: Movie Night Afternoon (things that happen when you’re all working the night shift…)

if you squint you’ll see them breathing

#oh but this is an old couch from an old closed down bar but it is still port mafia executive Nakahara Chuuya’s favorite couch #tried animating again… if there’s not animated sb I might as well make a delusional one hehehe *cries* #it’s super messy but I hope the animation is not too off hgnfjfndjs #bet albatross always complains abt Chuuya’s pony tail but will always choose to cuddle beside him hhhnnggg #AAAA WE NEED MORE FLAGS CONTENT #THE FLAGS ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND BREATHING HERE #stormbringer victims anyone out there hellooo I have come with some humble food #it’s fluff!! it’s fluff until I realize that only 1/6 of them continues to breathe to this day—*gets shot* #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd flags #bsd albatross #bsd iceman #bsd lippmann #bsd doc #bsd pianoman #my art #bsd stormbringer #chuuya week 2023

[oseike]

Bonus after thirty minutes:

#orv #kdj probably read on his phone for a while but the fatigue caught up at last #exactly as yjh planned #and then the kids saw him and you know they take any chance to nap with him #sadly the best spot was taken #but it's fine cos only one can take that spot this time and sys and lgy would never be able to settle who would get it lmaooo #moments before hsy shows up and kicks yjh's legs off the couch so she can sit too

[85-rend]

those couches look really comfy

#lethal company #jester lethal company #masked lethal company #coil head lethal company #bracken lethal company #nutcracker lethal company #ghost girl lethal company #mask get ur god damn shoes off the couch. rude as hell coil cant fuckin sit down bc ur fuckin leg is there #zombugz art

[willowser]

i just think katsuki is a very pinch their nose, tug on their ear, squish their cheeks, grab their whole face in his hand, hold them upside down by the ankles, put them in a headlock kind of dad.

#and the whole time he's listening to you talk about your day with a straight facr #*face #they're screaming and giggling and having a ball and he's just so casually got his child in a headlock #has their hands in one of his own and is tickling their lil pits #totally straight faced #and he's always doing it to them #even when they're older and in their teens he still tugs on his daughter's ponytail and she gets all DAD STOP #or he walks past your son and flicks him in the ear #wraps and arm around his neck until he can get out LOL #he's a BULLY !!! #he'll always be a BULLY !!!! #and then when he does it to you—they're both climbing all over him to get him off 🥺 #katsuki wrestles you onto the couch and your lil knight in shining arm son charges him and climbs on his back and yells #LET GO OF MY MOMMY !! #and whacks him in the ear LOL #WAAAHHH #cw children #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

[thatsbelievable]

#What to do if Napoleon Won’t Get Off Your Couch #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #Napoleon #France #history #etiquette

[nihilismtrcit]

shots from a random gameplay. also hi i miss u all <3

#simblr #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #sims 4 #i have not been playing much and when i do I'm not taking really any screenshots #i am currently training for a 5k #and trying to be a real human being who gets off the couch every once in a while lmao

[chamoemileclown]

they're snuggling C:

#this isnt based off anything i just want to draw more domestic moments #i also like drawing pac but its always so hit or miss for me to get his face right #uhh the quilt hung over the couch is a little call back to that one fit fanart i made with the cats #thats all #qsmp #qsmp pactw #qsmp pac #pac tazercraft #pactw #richarlyson fanart #qsmp richarlyson #richarlyson the egg

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

misc oldish scribbles i found of these two being Sweet <3

#god i love them.... #is there a better dynamic than A Big Guy And His Little Buddy #and vice versa #many many feelings about them #soft feelings. wholesome feelings. Feelings. #scribble salad #welcome home #god i wish i were wally... #id love to have a Large Friend who could treat me like one of those little dogs you keep in your purse #i wanna be someones special lil guy. #i swear im pocket-sized Please tote me around like an accessory #anyway Anyway getting off track here. who wants some Thoughts! #i love the concept of wally and barnaby playing card games but wally just like... sits/reclines on him #barns is a big cozy couch yk yk #and then the thought of like... barnaby clinging to wally like a stuffed animal during his Naps #they are very cat/dog To Me #whenever i watch a video of a cat or kitten curling up on / being playful or affectionate with a big dog #i think of these two

[ineffableteeth]

Just imagining Crowleys arm gently snaking around Aziraphale from behind while he’s organizing his books and gently pulling him away so he can steal a kiss and distract him in the process

#Aziraphale chides him at first but melts into the kiss almost instantly #Aziraphale: Crowley! Oh- #Then he gets dragged off to the couch and Crowley successfully kidnaps him #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #crowphale #gay omens #aziraphale x crowley #good omens crowley #good omens aziracrow #aziracrow good omens #crowphale good omens #good omens crowphale #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale #crowley good omens #crowley loves aziraphale #aziraphale loves crowley

[cathedraldecay]

My Chemical Romance - In The Studio 2002 // Phaedra by Alexandre Cabanel (mirrored)

#theyre draped so gracefully #frank too high to get off the couch #this vid is biblical to me #the similarities stop at surface level btw #the play the painting depicts is….. um #parallels #bullets #in the studio #f #r

[hyolks]

try and get some sleep, alright?

#OH BC YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! #fma #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #Edward elric #alphonse elric #I did try to make this for October 3rd I swear #I'm blaming (side eyes nothing) ...... you know what lets change subjects #Edward Elric get your gayass boots off the couch before I send you to jail #1k

[bluegekk0]

May I suggest this with Pk, Grimm, and Hornet? I honestly feel like you would get a kick out of this..

"i'm trying to read here"

i meant to draw this earlier but i forgor. let's just pretend it's still gay month 😅

#ask art #hollow knight #feral pk au #hk pale king #pale king #troupe master grimm #hk grimm #hk hornet #hornet get those damn boots off the couch #white coded </3 #pale nightmare #gekko.art #fpk #grimm #hornet

[yourlocalcorviddad]

Saw a post about Danny calling Dani his little Comet, this one, and then I had an idea to and mix it with a favourite Hozier song, Work Song. Feel free to add or whatever if it strikes you!

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"Ah, shh, shh little Comet, it's ok, I've got you."

The attempt at keeping his voice steady didn't really work, but he was sure he was keeping a good hold on his emotions at least, since Ellie was calming down in his hold. It didn't mean he wasn't panicking inside at the situation but he was managing. He only had to make it a few more weeks before the others could come, then everything would be safe.

He got her settled in his bed, sleeping and calm now. He had a crib for her, and Jordan too eventually, but he couldn't really stand the thought of them to far. So bed it was.

Both clone and future self had been deaged due to the damage taken, done at Frostbite's direction to heal and better stabilise both. Jordan's injuries had come in defence of both him and Ellie, and, like a weird mirror, Ellie's from defending him and the injured Jordan when he was to weakened from injuries to fight. Ellie had just been deaged from it Dan, who he decided was going to be called Jordan too give himself some separateness, was reverted to his core. In an effort to protect and give him time to heal, he has him inside himself, next to his own core. He'd been warned it meant that Dan would likely take on more of being like his child than his future self, but he just wanted him alive, not like he didn't have the risk of it anyway, at least this time it was under his control.

There was no hope of returning to his dimension, it had been clear at that point, but they had been trying to free all the ghosts they could and get all liminal people and their family rounded up to safety before the GIW got to them. Danny, as the heir prince-until he was of age for the throne at 100-was sent ahead to bridge trust with another dimension, this one in fact, to see it they could bring their people, his people, there.

Clockwork and the Ancients and Observants worked with his parents and the others from town, and other liminality touched people, to get everyone into the ghost zone, which he had leaned also got called the Infinite Realms, safely and cut off that dimension from it.

Apparently that's what most magical creatures had done to that one anyway, long ago. He'd even met the descendents of the witches that had been hunted by, and thus placed the curse on, his family back when Amity was a village.

They'd lifted the, severely weakened by then but still present, curse after apologies were made and explanations done. It was a relief, even though it is likely what had even held him tethered to life enough to become a halfa at all, but he felt more at ease now without it.

All in all, it led him to where he was now though. A new world, a new set of rules, similar but still so different, and two kids that were essentially his.

The sudden crash outside his window on the alley side had him rushing over, ready to defend as best he could, still healing from the injuries in the last fight with the GIW, in case it was a villain attacking.

Only to pause at the sight of the, now likely unconscious, blue and black clad vigilante in the dumpster below.

"Fuck... Well can't leave him, who knows who'd find him there."

It took a bit of work, and mild use of his weak but still present powers, but he got him up stairs and into his apartment onto the, comfortable if he said so himself, couch.

Once there, he checked him over for injuries, careful not to take the domino off and keeping him as clothed as possible, but tending to his wounds as best possible. Doing so, he realised the other was probably only about 20-21, close to his age at least. It made him wonder how long the other had been a hero, and made a thought to ask later.

For now he settled in to make some food -that hopefully wouldn't accidentally come alive again-and keep an eye on his daughter and the hero.

#dpxdc #death defying #defying gravity #can't remember which is the ship for Danny/Dick but yeah #giw fucked around to much and the entire dimension is gonna get cut off #they're moving people over in between fights and all #Danny gets to stake out the DC universe since he's to injured to fight for a while #Ellie is Dani deaged into a baby and Dan is reverted to core and basically needed to be incubated to heal #and Danny didn't want to burden anyone else and since he'd be stationary for a while he took it upon himself #trans Danny? yeah #trans Danny au cause i said so XD #now I'm just imagining the food coming back to life just as Dick wakes up and he can like #see the kitchen from the couch and all he sees is someone with glowing green lasers fighting moving food #he's gonna think Tameranian first i bet #that's all i got for now it's almost 2i should sleep