#get her a cocktail.

[statementofjoespookie]

orel posting (suggestive)

#moral orel #my comms r open <3 #tw suggestive #clay puppington #he fruity #dottie trophywife #florence papermouth #they r in lesbians #stephanie putty #stephanie tattoo tour #god shes #shes #orel puppington #hes angel #ms secondopinionson #get her a cocktail.

[emkini]

Currently thinking about 18/19 year old Toph getting thrown in some random podunk fire nation town’s one-cell jail and being like “hey I’m broke as hell but I’ve got a friend who can bail me out can I make a call” and then 2 hours later Fire Lord Zuko himself slams open the door yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHIT” 

#atla #toph #zuko #toph ALWAYS calls Zuko #never Katara because Katara will leave her ass in prison #not Sokka because he'll cave to Katara's glare and also leave her #sometimes Aang but he's no fun because he always goes Disappointed Avatar Mode #Suki's a good option but she's not usually able to get there quickly #meanwhile Zuko is on a potent cocktail of terrified and fond and will deny Toph absolutely nothing #but what he will do is LOUDLY COMPLAIN ABOUT IT and Toph can respect that #also Toph bums around the Imperial Palace constantly #Zuko: Toph you've been here for a month. get out #Toph: No #Zuko: ...fair enough have a nice day

[magnificentmicrowave]

driptober day 16: cocktail dress

#inktober #drawtober #cocktail dress #catgirl #fashion #oc #illustration #drawing #art #driptober #yuno #her ass is going to get escorted out of the establishment #not me designing a dress from scratch instead of just copying one heheeee

[gaywizardzone]

images unrelated to each other besides that they're both kanda and lena. i keep making jokes about how they have the bond of people who met in a particularly unpleasant pediatric psych ward.

#d.gray-man #me looking at that bowl of pills they were giving kanda and alma: do you think that's some anachronistic cocktail of antipsychotics #or some ridiculous concoction of victorian era substances #anyway i will be strong and not over-explain my joke. either you get it or you don't #love kanda lena bestie-isms always though they're the cutestttttt yaaaay ^_^ #hoping desperately that kanda going back means she's going to get looped in on what's going on i miss her so bad

[boggie-things]

y'know what I want? I want Robin to lose it. Let her go apeshit and smash and break and run her knuckles bloody. Let her get all her trauma and anger from Starcourt out with wild swinging and screaming. Let her break down and build herself back up.

#i get how we all like to play into her being a clumsy doof #its part of her and its fun #but like #she needs a chance to beat and scream #more than throwing a molotov cocktail at a demon. she needs something real and centered in her world to smash into #god does that make sense? #robin buckley #ronance #<- target audience #bog rambles

[cinemaocd]

Just when I think I'm over true crime, I pick up People magazine at the doctor's office and read about Caitlin Armstrong, of Austin, TX who allegedly murdered her romantic rival, sold her car, flew home to New York, stole her sister's passport, bought a one way ticket to Costa Rica and would be living there still if not for an outstanding warrant for misdemeanor theft for not paying for botox (she was 29 at the time by the way) and the fact that she didn't google whether or not Costa Rica had an extradition treaty with the U.S. (they do)...

#it's like that techbro skit I swear #this is a woman who gets up every day and drinks ranchwater non stop clearly #also the hot date that her romantic rival went on with Caitlin's ex was to go swimming and then for cocktails.... #ranchwater was consumed #in violation of the covenant she had with her bf

[rookflower]

the horrifying implications of Cinderpelt as a pawn of Starclan- trying everything she can to unsuccessfully stop her apprentice from leaving because she's terrified of the internalised idea of "failing" her clan and her job due to her impending death, while unaware that the entire Crowpool situation is intentional by Starclan for their own benefit to initiate the Power of Three prophecy and that her death in itself is to be Leafpool's motivation to stay- the idea that the stars, the ancestors and family and friends she devoted her life to always meant for her to die young and hopeless and were willing to manipulate her emotionally for the best outcome for them- is alone a piece of her character that's infinitely more heartwrenching and tragic and interesting than "she actually had a crush on Firestar and she's sad she can't date him :((" and I'm so mad that the latter is her primary legacy instead of any interpretations of her as a character that go beyond boring forbidden romance #17 that was barely even implied to begin with

#im sorry but with knowledge of how fucked up starclan is what they did to cinderpelt is. horrifyinggg #this specific interpretation is maybe a bit of a reach but it goes hand in hand with them lying to squirrel and leaf and so on #and also makes more sense in-universe as to why they 'reincarnated' her afterwards than literally just a cocktail of fanservice and ableism #hey sorry we put you on an inevitable death sentence so your apprentice could get pregnant but stay here lol. you can uh possess ur niece i #anyways sorry for all the cinderpelt talk ive been thinking a lot about her lately #she has such a weird reception in the fandom in that she's considered a 'fan favourite' but literally nobody cares about her too much #theres only like 4 cinderpelt maps with over 100k views and theyre all a couple years old at least #for good reason probably because there's a lot of ableism around her both canon and fanon #but still it's a wee shame since she's such a major character to the first two arcs that the little fanon about her there is is kinda borin #cinderpelt #warrior cats #i think shes a lesbian and i also think she should have been allowed to kill someone for fun

[tweedstoat]

Cersei at Joffreys 2 betrothal announcements

#modern au she gets up at his wedding to marg and gives this as a speech #olenna spikes her cocktails with laxatives #cersei lannister #asoiaf memes

[officialkendallroy]

had such a nice day with my friend from uni today :') im so glad to have met her

#we're not close friends tbh but it's nice to get out and do something once in a while #going to pride with her and her friend group on saturday in berlin im very excited for that too :) #anyways today we tried to win tickets to a concert in berlin but were both unsuccessful 😔 #but it was still so much fun with her #we even got cocktails :3 very nice #no one cares about this but skdhdhdk idk

[toytulini]

terfs go climb into a hole and start rotting. animals cannot inherently tell your "biological sex" you are all so fucking stupid. All this post is saying is that animals are not infallible judges of character and some of them make really stupid vibe checks and that people should try not to take it personally. Unless youre a terf in which case they know and they hate you and you should take it personally

re that one post tbh i do want to stress i dont think animals are like magically psychic at knowing your True Gender tbh i think ppl definitely get way too weird about Animal's judgement of ppl.

Sometimes a dog will vibe check a man and the dog will be right and you should listen. but sometimes the dog will vibe check someone for no good reason. sometimes dogs have wack judgement. sometimes dogs have biases influenced by their owners or previous owners. like. there are Racist Dogs. its not the dogs fault, but that doesnt make the bias theyve developed less real, or less potentially hurtful. i dont think we need to like, Cancel Dogs Bc Sometimes Ppl Can Train Them To Be Racist, but we do need to stop perpetuating the idea that a dog's judgement of someone is infallible. theyre not responsible for it and its not their fault its developed, theyre just dogs, they didnt choose it, but that doesnt mean theyre RIGHT lmao. i think its important to stress this for many reasons but in regard to that last post specifically, if youve ever been vibe checked as a gender you arent by a judgy dog its literally not your fault. might not even be the owners fault. not the dogs fault cos like. its a fucking dog. you do kinda have to be the bigger person in that scenario cos the other person is. A Dog.

#toy txt post #this was meant to be a quick post it got a bit longer and more in depth than i planned oops #i just hate when ppl act like All Dogs have Inherently Correct Judgement Of People #like from every angle. its funny to joke about but i know theres ppl out there who might be feeling like #very fragile in their gender or smth and seeing a post like that if they meet a dog that normally hates men but not women but it doesnt #recognize your inherent true gender im sure seeing shit like that post can be a horr #got interrupted by a phone call while typing it and the post is glitching so i cant see where that tag is cut off so uh #dogs are like ppl in that they can develop biases and have bad judgement and they dont always get it right #they are not like ppl in that it is not possible to ask a dog to examine its biases. you cannot make a dog take a class on #critical race theory. you have to work to socialize and desensitize them against those biases or at least make sure those biases theyve #developed dont negatively impact ppl. in this sense i guess im morally obligated to try to learn more spanish to see if it helps my dog #chill. shes nervous around all new ppl but parents have anecdotally noted she extra dislikes men speaking in spanish. she was a stray so we #dont really know her history. she also does Not like fire pokers outside. weirdly even tho its basically the same tool she is unfazed by #the indoor poker for the woodstove? but ig she wouldve had less exposure to indoor woodstoves as a stray in Louisiana? #but i can see like ppl having a little backyard barbecue and threatening the big mastiff looking stray dog with a fire poker and i think #that region of the country prolly has a higher number of spanish speaking ppl than our current residence so the odds of her running into a #spanish speaking guy who isnt very nice are prolly higher just due to a denser population as a whole. and we think shes part mastiff which #i think is a breed already prone to disliking strangers that probably cooked up into a little cocktail in her brain #luckily shes bad enough with All Strangers that i think honestly it would be hard to even notice her bias? but. ig i need to see if i can #desensitize her? idk. sighs but im scared to open duolingo now 😭. but i could maybe do it. when other ppl wear hats she fucking hates it #i wear a fucking face covering mask that looks like a giant eyeball she looks at me a little quizzically but is fine. jester hat? fine #i am like that video of the person desensitizing that horse except thats just like. living w me. minus the cat thing. id never do that to #the cats or dog. everyone would hate that. squirrel already cant tolerate being held while a dog is out cos he THINKS im going to do that. #it would traumatize the dog cos he'd injure me escaping and then prolly her trying to scare her off to get past her and shes just minding #her business. solo i cant hold that long but is less likely to injure anyone. shadow. first of all all 3 are way too heavy to be holding #like that #im getting lost in the tags again sorry im chewing caffeinated gum. i should go try to buy some catnip #ive made my Phone Calls. im gonna try to go get dressed and buy various catnip products. maybe lure him with a toy this time. need my #parents to help me but not be so visibly Ready to help me next time cos i do not want to chase his ass again...

[fauvester]

omg iskra going back in time auau- but like- garak seeing two random cardassians on the station with no explanation why they r there, and they seem to know him like- what. Would they try to avoid him so he dont sus them out? what about names? They obviously cant say their surnames. And Ziyal 🥺 (sorry this is just such a edible idea anyway)

AWOOOOGH GARAK WOULD BE SO INTRIGUED! you KNOW he'd be hiding behind promenade pylons trying to get a drop on any information about the two cardassians that the captain has let stay on the station during the war against cardassia! You KNOWWW he'd be desperately trying to make eye contact with them at quark's! AND YOU KNOW ISKRA WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION!

Unfortunately Idan is a first year starfleet student and like any student is deeply passionate about the letter and not the spirit of the law, and thinks that they should barricade themselves in their quarters so as to prevent temporal contradiction (as recommended in the textbook). Iskra, who graduated a cardassian jurisprudence apprenticeship and has a degree in comparative galactic law, recognizes that every set of regulations has loopholes just waiting to be tugged open and wiggled through. And that involves meeting all her aunts and uncles in their glory days, causing trouble, making cryptic remarks and flirting up a storm.

They probably do ask sisko to get bashir and garak off the station to minimize interference (Iskra also requests several other random crewmembers be kicked out. Just so that there's no implication about future events.) But not before she gets to meet her yadek! (and maybe get hit on by s3 era julian, eugh)

Iskra goes by her birth family name when she's not on Cardassia to minimize assassination attempts, so they're both Ghilanas (until SOMEONE hacks into the computer on their rented shuttle and finds their ID info...)

And also Ziyal... wary of two shiny young cardassians but still trying to put on a brave face...swept up by their openness and enthusiasm but deeply wary of the secret they seem to be hiding...

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #AUUGUHGHGHGH IVE BEEN TURNING THIS AUAU OVER IN MY HEAD LIKE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE PEBBLE AND NOW ITS ALL SMOOTH! #i know jumja sticks arent cold but in my heart theyre popsicles. cause a big lukewarm chunk of sugar aint it #not pictured: iskra dressing in her two (2) Nice Outfits #she was picking Idan up from his first year internship in the gamma quadrant to take him home for garak and bashirs 25 year anniversary #and they ran into.......time.... issues..... in the wormhole #idan keeps Snapping To Attention around senior officers #and humming vintage earth tunes #so sisko clocks something going on immediately. if the tail wasnt a giveaway. #like I am not sure that the beastie boys are a cardassian cultural import. this boy is not from Our Cardassia. And he keeps saluting me. #idan is just sooo so so so. so happy to meet Captain Sisko. but he also so so so wants to not fuck up spacetime #while his sister is lying on captain kiras desk in a cocktail gown with a rose betwixt her teeth #garak: *says something cryptic and suggestive* iskra: *says something cryptic and suggestive back* idan: *sips rootbeer loudly* #anyways thank u as always for the oc asks i cannot get over them #i LOVEEEE the excuse to do more... #nog jake alexander idan crew. just boys being boys. just guys causing mischief

[shanaz-khan-newaccount]

Ahah yeah, Bethesda's portrayal of drugs addicts is soo bad, like, how could they do that to Cait's arc uh? Stupid Bethesda writers

*sweating while swiping the quests in New Vegas were you heal drug addicts by passing a speech checks and giving them a drug cocktail under the rug*

Totally stupid am i right? And why is it only with Cait and not our favourite ghoul addict? B-bullshit i say

*my hands tremble as i close Cass's never addressed alcholism in a drawer that i franticallly lock with a fast turn of a key*

#fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #fo4 cait #fallout new vegas #i know two wrongs don't make a right but listen #i spent too much time reading of how Bethesda fucked up drug addiction #i get it ok #i really get it #Cait's quest is not a good way of doing a recovery arc #but at least it conveys some sort of commitment #she's asking you for help and is ready to risk her ass going against gunners #she's determined enough to go through the evil chair to get better #while in new vegas you are just like #speech 35% “hey looser you should stop doing meth #have a cocktail of fentanyl and endorphines that will fix your addiction“ #and everything is fine #and you litterally recruit cass by enabling her alcholism #and that's never talked about #tw addiction #tw drugs #tw substance abuse

[chibi-pix]

Being a parent is no easy feat. Being a fifteen year old mom with little bundle of Galran joy? It's probably a bit like playing a game on hard mode without even knowing how to play. But hey, she's doing her best. Not sure if that coffee will wake her up, but it's a start.

Anyway, I hope y'all enjoy this one! Until next time!

#mama pidge au #pidge #pidge adopts a baby #galra darrell #baby darrell #Katie Holt #Pidge Gunderson #VLD Pidge #voltron legendary defender #she's doing her best #i feel like her sleep schedule already sucks #throw in a baby and it's worse #but she still loves Darrell #though bad sleep schedules being a paladin and being a mom #it's a cocktail of sleep problems #but she's got this #it'll be better when Darrell gets to sleeping on his own or with others more

[fort-no-more]

any music-related hot takes?

Mate, I started off as a radio tower illegally broadcasting music that was censored by the BBC. I only have music-related hot takes!

Our take of the day is that anyone who thinks punk must stick to a specific aesthetic is not punk, and it's almost always trying to censor even if they might say it's "preserving" it. (Spoiler: their ideas of "aesthetics" are mostly just, you know... it's saying something awful without saying it because you know how bad it sounds? What's that word again? Is it dogwhistling, or is that something else?)

Mind you, it's not as common now as it was in the 2000s, in part because people were gatekeeping against pop punk (which is a different subgenre, chrise, leave them be) and then reached even further to target actual punk groups, but there was a good chunk of time where geezers who were into the early punk scene would mock any new group for being posers, and most of the time, the people they were pitching a fit about were women, minorities, or young people (ah, yeah, hating on the youth: the most punk thing of all, apparently!) As if British punk would be what it is today without people like Poly Styrene, who basically invented the subgenre of Riot Grrl over a decade before it was recognized and fits into all the groups that are now apparently posers. She'd go on stage with a cute bow in her hair and pastel jumper and skirt and braces like she just left school picture day, then scream her head off about identity and oppression so hard that venues had to pause shows to fix the sound systems!

And - And as if punk at the time wasn't constantly toying with how people dress or sound or look, and pushing revolution, all the stuff that people get weird about nowadays. "Oi, these young wannabes don't look like The Clash!" The Clash are great, and also they would have kicked your skull in for being an elitist bigoted prick. Multiple groups can be great! Just admit you became old and boring and Tory-fied just like the parents you used to rebel against, and can't handle a genre that's - that's based on anarchy unless you can look at it through nostalgia.

#ic #I love how most of the micronations are like “I threw molotov cocktails at the Royal Navy and fought government censorship!” #“My leader got arrested for replacing street signs to say we lived at 'Antifascist Circle' and I'm based in anti-elitist art” #“Land ownership deciding one's nationality is STUPID and the internet will bring about a global reassessment of community and values!” #“If the government won't let me pave a fucking DRIVEWAY on my land then they don't get my money!” #“I was recognized CENTURIES before Italy even unified so why is my government less valid than them?!” #and then there's Molossia and Slowjamastan like “I like trains B)” “Slow jams are fun :)” #THANK YOU FOR THIS ALSO PLEASE LISTEN TO POLY STYRENE AND HER BAND X RAY SPECS. Music history that's SO often brushed over #Also recommend the song I didn't link: “I am a poseur”

[mariatesstruther]

Okay but Ellie who hates horror movies she likes action movies but horror movies are terrifying, yet she's still watches them with Sarah because she wants to bond with her big sister and Sarah absolutely loves those movies.

Joel putting up with one kid sleeping in his room half the time the girls have the girls night because Ellie gets nightmares from those damn movies but she refuses to not watch him with Sarah and refuses to tell Sarah that they scare her.

joel going out that night: be safe, girls!!!!there’s food in the fridge, and tommy’s comin’ to check in on y’all in a few hours, okay?

sarah and ellie: okay!!!!

joel: and sarah! do NOT let ellie watch any scary movies!!! you know she gets scared!

ellie: i don’t gET SCARED 😡🤬

joel: don’t watch any scary movies!!!! only somethin’ fun!!!!!!!

sarah: but DAD 😏 scary movies ARE fun

joel: NO scary movies. im warnin’ you

sarah: ugh okayyyuh

sarah and ellie, later that night, when ellie has a nightmare and needs sarah to go get joel:

#ellie would definitely get nightmares from scary movies as a baby while sarah has fun dreams abt them #homegirls just has especially strong visual memory and intrusive thoughts and a vivid imagination #that is a nightmare cocktail #i feel bad but ive just always had a hc thay ellie has bad dreams #on the flipside sarah getting creepily immense joy out of scary horror stuff is SO FUN #she just has a phase as a little where she finds a bunch of tommys really intense horror books and animes #she gets really into the visuals of them and likes all the blacks and reds and faces #tommy tries to keep them away from her but when he tries to take his copy of spooky scary stories from her she starts crying so #he started letting her book browse through them in secret but of course joel finds out #when she complains that the books at school are boring because there are no demons or monsters like uncle tommys #tommy in the back: 😰 #joel: 🙃 #sarah: 😃💭👹 #spooky sarah #the tipsy bison #ellie and sarah #the miller sisters #oooooo i need to use that tag

[bugpoasting]

also another facet of girl!beatles au that i personally find sososo fun is dirtbag lesbian probably sex addict george . so fun

#cheating constantly on her hot model gf and then wife is incredibly celesbian of her #ill get into it more when i have the time/energy/gumption to do a masterpost but long story short #george during the early years was kinda pigeonholed as the gawky/awkward ones (vs. john and paul who were kind of immediately thrust forwar #as The Attractive Ones (which like. has its own set of connotations and whatnot for them As Women ofc)) #but as a baby lesbian she honestly was very much okay with escaping the attention or at least a good swath of it #(unfortunately i am imagining their fans being much more of a split between male and female fans egads) #so comparatively she does kind of get to duck the brunt of that unwanted attention and gets to let her Guitaring speak for herself #hashtag quiet beatle. but post 67 she REALLY grows into her features/gets to start styling herself and glows the fuck up but specifically #in her Own style/very lesbianically if that makes sense (gets curtain bags) #and boom my favorite loser and her cocktail of her Own issues are born tee hee