#gabriel is swagless

[awakefor48hours]

Ladybug: isn't it weird that Monarch never uses the power of second chance

Cat Noir: Yeah, it's so weird that he never uses it. If he ever did use it, we'd total goners

Ladybug: you're right. We wouldn't be able to handle him if he was decided to go back in time an infinite amount of times. It's such an over powered move that there's literally no way that you could lose with it

Cat Noir: That's so true. Using the second chance's ability to go back in time is something that not even a baby could mess up.

Ladybug: I guess he's just very bored and wants defeating us to be an actual challenge

#miraculous ladybug #ml ladybug #cat noir #chat noir #gabriel is swagless #ml spoilers #ml intuition

[jungl-leavs]

gabriel ultrakill teaches us a lot of things about character design, for example how to make a man a poor little meow meow despite being covered in armor

#jungl talks #gabriel ultrakill #i have got to funnel his cringe looks and swagless personality into my oc's

[8bit-mau5]

posts lesbian on main. girls gather roung. heres a pathetic Thing 

[THEY/THEM]

#Gabriel's arts #Caeulu Aquila #the first doodle is naket cos i forgot what their clothes looked like #the 2nd image is redrw of a VERY OLD pixel thing i drew 5 years ago #i regularly forget how to draw their hair but i think they got themselves an undercut #to be just a little more trendy. a little #they have no idea how to style their hair #I CANT CALL THEM A PATHETIC MANTHING OR GIRLTHING THEYRE AGENDER BUT LIKE THE VIBES #ARE SOPPING WET KITTEN #the swagless Aquila charm

[fashiondisastertournament]

Something i wanna mention

Gabriel Agrest *is a fashion designer*

And simultaneously wears all of those swagless outfits.

And because he is a filthy rich succesful worldwide marketing fashion designer, I'm sure thousands if not millions of people worldwide succumb into his sense of "fashion" without extra thought just cause it is considered trendy and stylish and high-class.

So he is literally not only a fashion disaster but a motherfuckin' fashion catastrophe and epidemic all around the world as his influence makes everyone want to be this swagless in their looks.

Wait until gabrielagresteofficial sees this lmao

Anyway YES this is a crucial piece of info that man's "fashion" is potentially contagious everyone HIDE

Vote here

#propaganda #fashiondisastertournament #round 2 #GABRIELSWEEP #GABESWEEP

[angelicswagsummit]

Not surprised Uriel is winning because she's awesome, a key character and we orv fans plan our wars. But I am surprised Gabriel is winning. I think the specific match ups played out in our favor because Gabriel might be even more swagless than Aziraphale (I say this with love), but she is sincerely more angelic than Crowley. She actually does her angelic paperwork and I love that for her.

I have read omniscient reader's viewpoint, so I can't speak on Gabriel's state of swag, but I am also surprised Gabriel is winning (as of the time I am writing this, there are about 20 mins left on the poll). Personally I think not doing your angelic paperwork should be swaggy than doing it, but Crowley is not very angelic, so that's a low bar for Gabriel.

#asks

[demonlike-judge-of-fire]

uhhhh list of characters whose genders i have transed (not insightful at all just goofy headcanons) (starting with ORV)

orv everyone

kim dokja (his transmasc agender swagless self.....)

yjh (either all of gender all at once or in a liquid way. pick your poison)

han sooyoung (transfem icon idc idc. the catgirlboy ever😒)

lee gilyoung (I KNOW IM RIGHT.)

jang hayoung (already is but she goes here)

kim namwoon (FIGHT ME OVER THIS I DARE YOU)

uriel (YOU BET BABYYYYYY.)

gabriel (he/hymn hehehheeh)

secretive plotter

honorable mentions: yoo sangah (her being cis kinda matters lore wise so i have 2 yoo sangahs in my brain, one filled with silly self indulgent headcanons and one for analysis)

abyssal black flame dragon (you cant tell me its millions of names arent a sign. be real. btw theyre a neo hoarder bc i SAID SO)

kyrgios (he's already a transcendent i just had to include him here)

also i forgot a bunch

this will prooobably get updated. wait for it

#leon likes talking

[r--g--b]

i kill the ferrymans little concrete children, sink his ship, and then enchant gabriel with my swagless charm. v1 is literally the worst thing to ever happen to him, he shouldve never let us on his boat

#[ferryman voice] i shouldve killed you when i had the chance #BUT YOU DIDNT! #ultrakill

[woundlingus]

And how would YOU fuck marry kill loki's sons? 👀

Ugh I just WOULDNT 😒 they’re so swagless they only occupy as much of my mind as they do because they’re so swagless and I know I could fix them and I want to fix them by making them more 1920s mobster caricatures, unfinished business deserved to be hosted at the Flamingo in Vegas- or any of those really old school casino hotels that were upstarted by mobsters! Or the Tropicana if they wanted to stick to the ruined hotel aesthetic, a mobster era hotel that they still cling to (as like, an ode to their desperation to stay relevant in a christ centric country since they’re fleeing from their home land) even though it’s crumbling and worthless. And they wouldn’t be dressed like that they wouldn’t look like British Lads or the best dressed at the trots, they would have authentic charm and clothes far more akin to that hot ass red suit Gabriel sports because being classy does not negate being fun with your clothes (looking at your Sleipnir). So with all of this in mind, now that I’ve filled you in on my delusions about them being cooler than they are,

fuck Fenrir because I think that would be freaky and weird and honestly I’m down only if the claws come out, marry Narfi because generally he seems to most normal and if I’m going to saddle myself permanently to one of these freaks it won’t be the one with the quiff and the anxious attachment style to his mommy, kill Sleipnir

In a pinch I could switch Narfi and Sleipnir though and we could have a beard marriage and we could be like those gay Christian tiktok couples who marry straight for the lord and try and flex that they’re cured of their homosexually by kissing each other on camera and it’s so weird and awkward but we would ride or die it insisting we were in love and sleep in different beds for our spine health and rarely have sex because sex should be for procreating only and we’re such good people because it’s so easy not to have sex with each other but he’s definitely taking it up the ass from his best friend when they go on their guys trips and I’ll lowkey have a thing for his sister which is why we can’t divorce- not because I love him but I’m scared I won’t see her again but it’s in a totally straight way for sure

#creating sitcom ass situations to put myself in is enrichment #asks

[quiirrel]

Submitting Gabriel to every babygirl and sad loser poll bc his swagless looks and pathetic countenance have bewitched me

[supermarvelgirl15]

Gabriel: Y'all are so swagless, it's embarrassing.

#spn #supernatural #incorrect quotes #gabriel #richard speight jr #source: twitter

[awakefor48hours]

The true mystery of Miraculous Ladybug is how Gabriel is the most accomplished fashion designer in PARIS yet every season, his suit gets UGLIER

#miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #gabriel agreste #ml gabriel agreste #gabriel is swagless

[awakefor48hours]

7 year old me telling my mom that I threw up

#Gabriel is swagless #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug season 5 #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur

[awakefor48hours]

Between Nathalie, Tomoe, Ladybug, and now Marinette, this man can’t help but get his ass beat by the female characters with blue hair.

#I used ‘female’ because I don’t want to called #nathalie sancoeur #and #tomoe tsurugi #‘girls’ #but at the same time I don’t want to call #marinette dupain cheng #a ‘woman’ #so I used ‘female’ #I’m not an incel #miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #gabriel is swagless

[awakefor48hours]

Gabriel, on the verge of tears: Nathalie, do you like my pancakes?

Nathalie who's two seconds away from strangling him with her bare hands: ....

#gabriel is swagless #miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #ml season 5 #ml pretension

[awakefor48hours]

Marinette telling Gabriel that his pancakes were tasteless actually had me staring at my laptop screen in pure shock. She tore him to pieces

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug season 5 #marinette dupain cheng #gabriel is swagless

[awakefor48hours]

R/RelationshipAdvice

My (38, F) ex-husband who I was never married to (40, M) just preformed a song and dance number in our mansion. I think he's beginning to lose his mind. I would leave the mansion altogether but I still want to support our son (14, M). What should I do.

Edit: So to clear up a few things, I called him "our son" because while he's his father, I'm the one who actually takes care him.

#gabriel and nathalie don't have canon ages #so i just wrote what felt right #take my shitpost #i'll probably delete this later #miraculous ladybug #nathalie sancoeur #gabriel agreste #gabriel is swagless