#fuckin idk it’s hilarious

[mushroomwillow]

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#shrimp #crochet #yarn #amigurumi #fuckin idk it’s hilarious #not my best work but hey #it’s funny #crochet crafts #crochetblr

[mortuarywriting]

if i can be petty in your askbox? that lil video of konig manspreading just made me gag. you know that man already smells like a roll of coins on a good day, but his ball smell wafting out? no wonder the dude covers his fucking nose -391780

Look I'm the LAST person to discourage pettiness in this chili's. This is a petty welcome zone.

I will, however, make it worse 'cause like. Man's also got post-mission smell which has to be appalling. Being in an enclosed space after that just feels. Not Ideal at most polite. Walk my happy ass back to base at worst. Keep a bottle of febreze and spray him liberally before letting him on at funniest.

#391780 #I'm a petty and spiteful bitch I will always indulge petty and spitefulness #I'm not saying i smell like a bunch of roses but I am saying I am aware of how I smell after tromping around in the sun all day for college #And while at the time the student body all agreed its late summer none of us will smell pleasant we at least yanno. Fuckin tried #And once it hit cooler Temps/major specific and you stayed in one building mostly everything was Better #Idk i feel like there's a baseline level of 'I'm dealing with people this is what I need to do' I set up for myself. #He could stand to have something similar #rambles from the morgue #Boy I hope this doesn't wind up in his tag #Doubling down tho it would be hilarious if this man got got by his own trap while setting it up

[oh-meow-swirls]

i love how unhinged the anime is. esp since the dub aired on fucking DISNEY. like what the fuck-

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #i mean i think it was disney xd specifically which i think is meant to have an older age range #but like. still #i mean have you SEEN the manjimutt segments. and also b3-nk1 #one of my favorite unhinged moments in the anime is in snack wars where nate imagines making a fuckin'. candy gundam. like #it's hilarious but also what were they on- #also all of springdale five-yo. it's hilarious but also it is. so chaotic #i don't know how they came up with it but it's amazing #idk how they came up with most things in the anime honestly though sfkldjdfslkfdjklsdf- #some of my favorite unhinged anime moments: #as i mentioned. the candy gundam in snack wars #yo-kai peppillon isn't that unhinged but it's still hilarious #the fitnolympics episode is also really funny #all of springdale five-yo. it is so unhinged #also the directator episodes. what is happening there #i'm fond of boyclops saying he climbs mount everest every morning. boyclops pallysol and lady longnek are hilarious tbh #there's honestly too many really unhinged moments for me to think of any specific ones- #i'm only on ep039 and it's already this unhinged #i'm saving watching more anime for october cuz i'm almost at the dracunyan episode so i wanna wait for spoopy month #that reminds me that i still haven't watched m01. i should do that at somepoint #it's good from what i remember #and then i have to wait for so l o n g to watch m02. cuz it's after ep098 #and idk where m03 fits in to all this- #and i'm probably not gonna watch shadowside or y-school heroes #i wanna watch exclamation point n music note tho. idk where to watch them but i want to-

[leafy-m]

My stupid story is 20k now how I do make it stop 😵

#Every time I read through to edit I end up adding another scene this is so fuckin embarrassing #It's not even in chapters it's just one massive thing #The beginning is bad though I have to figure out how to rewrite that but lmao a fixed version with dialogue will be another 2k aha ha ha #There's one long scene I could remove and make that it's own one shot but also god how about I Don't #I'll probably end up deleting it because it's just. Too much. Compared to everything else. But also. What if I didn't? 🤷‍♀️ #I think what's hilarious is that I had Plans. About Themes. And Character Studies. And Comparisons #And idk if it's even really in there and visible and not just 20k of 'what if I just wrote the most indulgent shit for me specifically' #And then ended it with an emotional slap to the face because I love building things up and then tearing it apart #(and it does that really well; I'm giggling into my hands - I'm dancing on my own grave) #I've cried so many times during this stupid fic #*deletes other comment* #Anyway my OTHER fic that I also indulgently love and is way too long and made me cry way too hard every fuckin scene #Does not make me cry anymore and idk if I broke it somehow in the editing or if I'm just immune to its devastation now #Honestly concerned that when I post these I'll be like 'meh; it's just ok' and then anyone who reads it is like ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #Hehehehe #Ok I'm done

[vagueiish]

concept: astarion getting cocky after taking on that bear, a night or so later coming across a deer and thinking 'hah, this should be cake!'

...and then getting absolutely wrecked by a whole herd in an almost cartoonish display of violence because deer are vicious fucks and it's the prey animals you have to watch out for

#astarion #i'm basing this off science i read here so i'm probably wrong #but i also dont care enough to do research and confirm either way because #it would be fucking hilarious to me #bc larger predaror animals are lazy fucks anyway right? unless theyre hunting or whatever #astarion gets the drop on a sleeping bear. maybe the bear wakes up #gets a few swipes in -- which is where astarion's mentioned bloodloss comes in #but ultimately astarion comes out on top #and is like 'fuck i am so good at this hunting thing' #which.....he's spent 200 years stalking the streets of a city doing a completely different type of hunting #certainly he'd have to have stealth down and know how to defend himself in case something goes wrong #but hunting animals is a bit of a different ballgame isnt it? #so he gets lucky. and then gets cocky #and he probably doesnt know about deer. yknow? #or maybe he would but that's not funny #so some night later. aw. a fawn! #fuckin bambi should be easy pickings #so he's about to take a bite when... idk. would it be funnier if he just gets gored by an antler or like... #hears a rustling. here comes another deer staring him down #he waves the deer away like 'don't worry. i'm sure i'll have room for your blood as well' #and then the deer hisses at him and charges him and he has a moment of realization that #He Has Fucked Up #more deer join the fray. he barely escapes with his unlife. #at camp the next day it's clear he's been in a scuffle #he lies and claims he barely escaped like a gnoll attack or something #does anyone believe him? i dont know #somebody uses the tadpole to see the deer massacre #those who dont know laugh at him. those that do.... #'dude. you can't just fuck with deer' #and they all have a laugh about it later

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

A post in honor of General Jarod Fire Emblem my precious.

#DCB RD Run #Jarod Fire Emblem #idk if he has a tag but he has one now if not #also i had to put some pics together and make them one bc tumblr stops letting me arrange pics after 16 pics it's so fckn annoying #now pls if you would take a seat while i go on a small tangent (small bc i am limited to thirty tags per post!) #now so you see aside from him being a total hoot with awesome resolution/determination #smth i love about general jarod fire emblem my precious is his relationship with alder #bc you see jarod is clearly scum like fuck him yeah??? and then you get whacked with this emotional scene with alder #i love how they wrote two total scum villains as being just... human. i feel bad for them in that moment #as a human being even knowing everything they did i feel bad for them and respect them both #it doesn't change that they're scum and doesn't erase what they've done but it still elicits an emotional response from me #it makes me wish jarod was better and not an enemy. it makes me wish in a way that that could've been his atonement arc beginning #but i know that can't happen and wouldn't - he's too far gone. but as a human that's just the emotion i get seeing that scene #and then RIGHT as jarod is going back to his batshit villainy he dumps THAT fuckin' speech on us #MIND YOU with this really badass music playing. all his soldiers get into position #and you watch them move to the spots you'll start off with them in on the map when the battle starts #also man was hilarious right to his grave and i love all the shade he threw at bk that's among my love languages #and yes i did actually in fact start this file the same day i beat part one #anyway enjoy your general jarod fire emblem bc fe heroes sure isn't

[eerna]

the fact that the anime changed Yato blowing a raspberry into Bisha's face to a regular kiss speaks louder than any anime VS manga analysis I could come up with

#like it's fuckin HILARIOUS she's having a mental breakdown and he snaps her out of it by BLO W I NG A RASP BE R R Y #it makes everything funnier idk why they changed it into a shoujo sparkles moment they are so ddumbbbb #noragami liveblog #yes this is a reference to that longass comparison essay form 2020 i never finished <3

[kelleycubes]

MECH MONDAY RETURNS and this time ! i will be less thirsty for these robots (lie) ! of all kinds (lie) !! and i ‘ll keep this win train chuggin  in Ultra Hard Mode!! :)) (@jame7t​ please keep me motivated . i need support. i need back up. this is sexy robot hell and i need more hands.. to use.. to escape.. and hold robiot..)

#im really loving this game actually #the sound track is insane #and the voices are ON POINT and HILARIOUS #a lot of good characters so far #i honestly have no fuckin clue how on earth im still alive on Ultra Hard MOde or #warhammer mode idk what u call it #anyways tags time #kelleycubes #jame7t #twitch #twitch stream #streamer #streamlet #slimestreamer #slimething #trans #gay #queer #mechanicus #warhammer 40k #necron #admech

[userastarion]

have u ever noticed how some celebrities are very clearly Celebrities™️ with how they hold themselves and how they behave in interviews and stuff and then there are others that, no matter the level of fame, are just Some Guy (/pos) in how they act

#i was watching a video w paul rudd and jonathan majors #and don’t get me wrong i love paul rudd i think he’s hilarious & fun & probably nice #but he’s been in the biz so long he has a bit of that solid Celeb Sheen on him #but jonathan majors is just the perfect level of Some Guy. like. he is so fuckin talented but straight-up acts like ur bro or whatever #it’s so hard to explain this but i guess he just doesn’t have the level of distance to everything/one else that a lot of celebs get? #idk how to explain but he is the reason i made this post lol #i mean it in the nicest way possible i swear. it’s not a bad thing. i admire celebs like that #b:personal #text post #lizzo is another person with Some Guy energy. like i would have no trouble striking up a conversation or w/e. vs beyoncé who is so godlike #and removed from everything else ya know? #i think brie larson is another Some Guy. there’s another one i saw recently and can’t think of who it was

[tigergendermoved]

Get fucking chomped idiot

#my art #deltarune #kris deltarune #susie deltarune #krusie #kris x susie #utdr #for some reason i find susie really hard to draw idk... but i like this one #ive been wanting 2 draw a suz with facial hair for a while. she's like an early synapsid to me. scaly and vaguely mammalian in nature #whoever drew susie with facial hair first is fuckin bigbrained i think more girls should have dirtstaches #anyways. i bet these 2 would be the fuckin kings of PDA but only in the most weirdo ways possible #kris isnt crazy about hugs or nything that feels 'trapping' unless theyre In A Mood but they love roughhousing and who is rougher than susi #for a while their classmates think kris and susie must fuckin hate each other cuz they're always brawling and biting each other n shit #(both of them are having the time of their life. autism enrichment) #idk the idea of kris being susie's human chew toy (and susie kris's monster chewtoy) is hilarious to me #u could prolly read this as platonic or romantic. just bros bein dudes nothing crazy officer

[amarriageoftrueminds]

more fics pls about post-WS Bucky discovering ballet;

a passtime where he gets to be dancing, badass, wearing tights like Steve, and work through his 'getting yelled at in Russian' trauma without consequences!

#bucky barnes #bucky meta #meta #mcu #mcu meta #stuckbunny #ficbunny #au idea #dat's me #also: Natasha having obscure beef with Bucky because he's only been doing ballet for a few months #and yet his legs and feet are fuckin amazing?? #(not because of the two times the Winter Soldier shot her what is she a snowflake) #steve: buck why do all the black widows hate you?? 🥺 is it because of your dark past?? #bucky: *thinking about how he just found out he can stand en pointe for hours* ...it's complicated 😔 #yet each man queues the thing he loves #release the cracken #also the idea of bucky & nat et al being yelled at by tiny terrifying old russian lady who is retired prima ballerina?? #only person bucky and the widows are scared of?? #hilarious #also idk why but bucky is definitely her favourite and he is SOOoo smug and annoying-older-brother-y about it?? 😊

[our-inspire-verse]

Havin himself a smoke

#system babbles #striker #i do this in headspace often. made fun of inthrum for smoking weed in headapace even tho it technically doesn't make you high #now i constantly do it and he rolls his eyes at me #helluva boss #fictive #introject #frontstuck for fuckin. 9 days solid. #we count this shit and react so big bc its hilarious first of all. and second of all. like interesting seeing who does what to what #like why am i out? am i cold blooded enough to survive this era of our life #its so funny bc it went from inthrum to blitz and fizz and now me. like ok. got harder and harder we're like a spectrum #also no one warned me Cadance was fucking crazy. she didn't really do anytjing that much but i could tell when i met her dancing earlier #just by her eyes and how she moves. shes deranged. she was so fun tho love u #blunt #weed #idk what to tag this

[mausolealdrift]

every time im drawing deathgasm stuff and im getting a little bit too weird with it i have to take a deep breath and remind myself that the director follows my insta and will most likely see it and comment on it and i’ll be forced to confront my sins

#its kinda crazy to me though like. imagine making a movie and then years later you see some guy repeatedly drawing ur fuckin guys making out #idk it’s hilarious to me #deathgasm

[down-thedrain]

yk what if cesar does end up with a bowl cut i'll still love and accept them idc. crewdela wants me to hate him but i'm a cesar fan for LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#posts in a drainage system #i would like to say cesar having a bowl cut actually has really funny implications because #him wearing a bowl cut normally but not for his prom photo implies that either a) someone forced him to wear his hair different for prom #or b) he knows the bowl cut is shit and they wouldn't wear it to prom but they wear it the rest of the time anyway. king shit tbh #also the alternate who killed him looked at their dead body and was like. i'm not copying some bitch who wears a fuckin bowl cut . #so it went for the prom photo instead. which is hilarious #mark's only friend has bowl cut. #y'see what i'm gettin at here. boundless potential #anyways i love that if this is supposed to be the real cesar and not their alternate then their first official apperance is. #not only as a plushie and not in the actual series but also the very first piece of lore we get about him is that they have a bowl cut 💀 #ig i should say. realistically i don't think they actually have a bowl cut. i think alex has a little more self respect than that #+ just by watching andrew's streams regardless of how funny it is he would not style his hair into a bowl cut every time cesar's onscreen #or maybe i'm in denial. which is probably equally likely #final note one time i had a dream where i met alex irl and i said hi to them and she basically told me to fuck off and walked away #so. i wonder if this is like. a manifestation of that. it might be at this point honestly who knows #idk i just think it's funny. they're still my scrimblo though

[americanegg]

Pioran: Woah Fushi what was that!!

Fushi, who just talked to God but doesn't have the vocabulary capacity to explain: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#fuckin hilarious this boy said 'idk lol that was weird' and they jusr moved on #to your eternity

[poems-of-a-lover]

whenever i feel like im not good enough or im unlovable i have to backtrack to how ive had multiple ppl begging to get back together with me after they hurt me and its such an odd ego boost

#like yeah those situations sucked but damn i must be a catch to have u postpone our breakup for quite a bit after everything u did. loser. #its soooo funny now. like it doesnt hurt anymore. its fuckin hilarious KJGHSKJHGKJ #idk man maybe its not supposed to be funny or something like maybe this is supposed to be a problem but its so fun to me #ITS SO COMPLICATED bc one. they shouldve left me alone after i said no. but two. how good did they think i was to be begging me like that. #right???? does this make sense to anyone but me??????? #'i dont get into my issues' [proceeds to get into my issues]