#fuck you lmao

[software-instxbility]

"I'll love you like a dog" I'll love you like an abused cat turned feral from mistreatment.

I'll run away before I can scratch you so that you won't turn it against me if I ever do. I'll beg you for pets and gentle touches, then I'll run away last second, because any hand approaching me can turn into an abusive one. I'll walk for miles and miles and miles to find my way back to you, and still, I'll hide in the corner once you try to approach me.

I'll tell you I love you in ways only someone who truly takes the time to win my trust will understand, and I'll never leave you once I find shelter and peace in your embrace. I'll be your undying companion until i take my last breath, yet everyone around you will warn you about my notorious cold and purposefully mean demeanor.

#feline poetry #canine poetry #actually traumatized #actually mentally ill #emotional abuse #obslove #im scared of affection alright im trying to cope #my therapist uses the feral cat metaphor a lot AND ITS WORKING- #like yes dude i'll take care of myself like i would a shelter kitten #fuck you lmao #bpd problems #bpd stuff #bpd love #actually bpd #bpd

[ariannadi]

It’s so telling when people don’t actually understand Astarion’s arc. Like they see smexy evil man and just assume that’s him. Ascension makes sense, because he’s smexy evil man, and if you encourage him to follow that path, the path he’s been ingrained into thinking is correct considering how’s he’s “lived” for 200 years and what Cazador has beaten into him, then yeah he’s more than happy to partake. He becomes the next evil vampire bastard who only cares about himself.

But if you actually open him up, you realize a majority of his smexy evil schtick is a facade. His whole spawn ending is him coming to terms with the fact that he doesn’t have to be evil like Cazador despite being a vampire. He has autonomy again, and not only does that mean having control over his body, it also means figuring out who he truly is and truly wants as a person. You find out he actually cares for kids and animals, you find out just how much he can love another person if you’ve romanced him, you find out he once willingly disobeyed Cazador to prevent his victim from being harmed at his own expense, because that’s the true Astarion coming forth from behind the mask. It’s going to take a lot to undo what he was taught to be, but he finally has the freedom to be able to explore just what that means.

TLDR: yes Astarion is a cunt at face value but YOU possess the influence to make him less or more of a cunt.

#I read tags and got pissed #so have a mini rant lol #Astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #Adi says things #I need to stop going into tags lol #read one comment in particular that was like ‘he’s a hypocrite for begging you to not hate him despite what he’s done’ and I’m like #fuck you lmao

[insanewizards]

my friends bitch ex blocked me on genuinely all forms of social media like i’m probably blocked on linkedin and i think i’m perhaps madder about it than my friend SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU WHY DID YOU BEG TO BE ON GOOD TERMS WITH ME THEN BLOCK ME YOU CREATURE

#m #i know why it’s bc i’m activly working on a Large Creative Project with my friend #but like #fuck you lmao

[parktheghost]

a bunch of my friends aren’t gonna go to our friend’s 18th birthday party because the theme is vampires and they think it’s embarrassing??? im so fucking unreasonably pissed off like have some fucking fun we’re seventeen who gives a shit that’s so mean

#like I’m sorry just dress in all black no one’s forcing you to wear fangs #these people would hate tumblr #also this is like our long time friends 18th birthday party #and you’re not gonna go because you’re ashamed of being judged? #you’re not going because god forbid you have a little fun #does anyone give a shit if you dress a little bit like a vampire no one’s gonna see you no one’s gonna care #grow up!!! #im pissed #like im sorry vampires is a fucking awesome theme and im excited for the party #you’re such a fucking pussy if you’re actually missing your friends 18th birthday because you think it’s cringe #fuck you lmao #delete later #the theme is sick im sorry you can’t have fun

[harry-sussex]

For those of you reporting my every move to irrelevant blogs with shitty owners:

I lowkey forgot those blogs existed, I thought they left 🥴

But since they apparently are still blessing this website with their lovely presence, tell them I said hi 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

#we are too old for this get a goddamn grip #fuck you lmao #royal fandom #you know who you are

[compulsiveobsessing]

my boss mocking me and my ocd, which I disclosed to her in confidence, to my face 😃 it's time to quit

#They let go of 27 people yesterday #One of my coworkers was let go before I even got here. Apparently she was only here for 20 min #And my boss is upset I stayed late again Monday yet she would not let me explain why and just shut anything down before I could get it out #And then this #Fuck you lmao #I'm on lunch rn and actually wondering if she's gonna fire me when I get back

[starblaster]

lol

#fuck you lmao #the internet archive IS a library #also #you helped publish that book? you worked for OXFORD? fuck you even harder

[bottomvalerius]

I am barely functioning because I’m sick again and my body fucking HURTS LMAO but I have some entitled man’s dad on a rampage because his kid fucked up his registration 🙃🙃🙃 and the icing on the cake is his dad didn’t even call me by the right name, which is my favorite thing in the world lmfao

#rambling #I want to personally clock them both in the head but I cannot #I GUESS my last name can also work as a first name but like. damn. LMAO #your kid knows my name and has probably mentioned me #my first time shows up when you add me into an email #fuck you LMAO

[janiedean]

You’re disgusting whore

great feminism anon keep on preaching it

#anonymous #ask post #hate mail ftwwwww #fuck you lmao

[captainimprobable]

my last gf is making my life a lot harder rn but my first gf just said one of the nicest things anyones ever said to me so we definitely know who my favorite is

#jaytp #d if youre reading this thank you you just made my night a lot better #and seeing you so happy with your wife is so wholesome and makes me so happy #and vee if youre reading this #fuck you lmao

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[petrifiedchild]

why do i owe 2k in taxes am i a fugitive of the state

#fuck you lmao

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes

#art #comic #coyotes #comics #my art #digital #zine #idk what else to tag this if anything #i just think coyotes are so fucking cool and excellent queer symbolism. if you think about it #< he has thought about it so fucking much #shoutout to the handful of ppl who kept me company on stream last night too hehe #sorry if you get a version with typos they should all be corrected by now. i unfortunately have adhd and made this in two days #busted out all the illustrations for this in...one night for phx zine fest lmaO #our group found out two days before we were tabling that we got taken off the waitlist. had fun today tho #greatest hits

[borealeum]

#op turned off reblogs #fuck you lmao #tiger talks n shit #my post

[stwaberrideer]

Is tumbler like a collective fever dream because wtf is this

#meme #so majestic #my side of tumblr #weird tumblr stuff #idk what else to tag #help #fuck you lmao

[spirk-trek]

I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"

#like JIM #star trek #shitposting #lmao LMAO #AND THEN SHE SAYS I'LL MISS YOU AND HE DOESNT ANSWER GIFKFNFIF #idk why i find this so fucking funny #he's like hm no i'm good #get some birth control on your planet first then we'll talk #also i have a boyfriend #the mark of gideon #star trek the original series #season 3 #tos #spirk