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i spent half my shift at work today making a woo woo playlist 🫶🏻

#m #trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #Spotify

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#no

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my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots

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@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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#defending morning shower because i have long thick hair i cannot shower at night #i will wake up damp

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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

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sharks i am once again asking for your investment

i desperately need more friends who are losers

#m

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#neck unfortunatly im trying to stop

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I cant stop thinking about this.

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Maybe this is what she meant by the 1830s

#yhis made me choke on my dinner

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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#guys i hope you’re right about this