#fuck those two together

[sargeantsarmy]

Enjoy this that I made on a random Tuesday afternoon

Here’s mine:

No I don’t take criticism

#the quarry #house of ashes #the devil in me #little hope #man of medan #supermassive games #dark pictures anthology #the quarry game #tier list #I don’t take criticism ESPECIALLY for Laura/Travis #i don’t like them #fuck those two together #sorry I’m mad right now #I AM a Laura/Max enjoyer #The Fliss/Conrad is kind of a joke but y’know #PLEASE TELL ME IF I MISSED ANY!! #I just realized the Conbrad isn’t here wtf #I got a picture and everything dammit:((( #actually insane that half of my top ships are het omg

[freshydip]

everyone always loses their mind over "we dug coal together" "that's right", and rightfully so, but can i please hear some noise for "I know you have never believed a word that has come out of my mouth, though I have harbored the secret hope that you have nevertheless enjoyed hearing them"

#the smiles on their faces. their chemistry. like two snakes doing that weird thing where they wrap around each other when they fuck #simply magnificent #walton goggins' emphasis on those lines is just unbelievable. who let him do that. how is he allowed to do that #justified fx #raylan givens #justified #boyd crowder #they dug coal together #mp

[poppytuft]

trying not to talk too much abt the bear s2 but im Really fuckin frustrated that even with everyone demanding that they’re sooo media literate and sooo smart that no one has talked about claire and the way she sparks audience discomfort. like, she feels out of place within the show because CARMY cannot accept that he is getting this good thing—she feels out of place in HIS life. she’s actually crafted to be the ideal girlfriend, with glowy bokeh lighting in a grocery store and beauty shot close ups and a sweet instrumental leitmotif to show to you, an audience member, that she’s too good to be true in carmys eyes. if you’re an audience member, she raises alarm bells in YOUR head because she raises alarm bells in HIS. he literally tells us that—that’s the crux of his final monologue, that he doesn’t believe he can have the life of food and wines best chef and a life of love and human connection. he doesn’t believe he’s deserving of good things because his family has always been so fucked, because nothing he’s ever tried to hold together has held together—except for his cooking. it’s done this way on purpose, to make you feel that anxiety that he feels around this relationship, and to make you question why you feel it too

#the bear s2 #the bear spoilers #the bear #eenposting #carmy berzatto #the bear s2 spoilers #the bear season 2 spoilers #IDK IF THIS IS PHRASED RIGHT BUT LIKE #DO YOU REAAAALLY THINK THAT THE WRITERS WHO GAVE US FISHES ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING UNINTENTIONAL #LIKE YOU. YOUUUUU #oh my GOD #everythifn in this show is so fucking meticulously crafted. CLAIRE WAS PURPOSEFUL #claire was PURPOSEFUL she was kind and lovely and beautiful and lived a perfectly mundane life which is NOT THE LIFE YHAT CARMY LIVES #and he can’t find the place where those two things meet #he can’t find the place where calm and peace and love and adoration exist next to or inside the chaos of culinary life #and while there IS A PLACE WHERE THEY CAN LIVE TOGETHER. everything that happens to him this season yells at him that it’s impossible #and confirms this ridiculous notion #his uncle sydney the fridge moment. they’re all just fuckin yelling at him that it doesn’t work #BUT. RICHIE NAT AND CLAIRE HERSELF. ALL CONFIRM THAT THEY COULD EXIST TOGETHER #he just can’t find it. and he won’t find it till he makes peace with himself and his childhood #and figures out WHY he got into this business (he still is trying to prove something. he’s still trying to prove he’s worth it) #edit: INCH RESTINNG YOU ALL TOOK THIS TO SHIPPING AND SYDCARMY. NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT THAT GUYS #NEEEEEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT TJAT.

[cozybells]

I hc it takes some time until Dusknoir feels comfortable with this new life. Just relaxing, going on adventures, being loved. You know, even a blue sky seems gray when your head is a mess.

#my art #I always picture them living a domestic life near a lake #together... in a cozy little house #dusknoir watches those two being all cheerful and lovey dovey #and he doesn't get it at first #but with time he starts noticing #they're all fucked up actually #but like- they have each other now #pmd eos #pmd2 #pmd explorers #pmd #future trio #dusknoir #celebi

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #like i dont even need to traumatize you worse the pure explorative options from this aLONE is enough to feed me for a week. #like. tucks hair behind ear let me shatter you into glass pieces then glue you back together babe. i can put you back together so good. #i'm missing a few shards because some parts of you broke into such small pieces i couldn't pick them back up again so you'll be missing a #few chunks of yourself that you'll never get back but that's okay. you'll still be a resemblance of your old self :] #don't let anakin (me) listen to late night sad songs he makes angst. #hhh imagine being stuck in a house for two weeks where you can hear your parents torturing ghosts in the basement and not only that but #you're the only person who can undERSTAND the ghosts. how many times did he see his parents drag in a ghost with whatever capturing device #they made recently? iirc the thermos was like. brand new in episode one right? but gOD the trauma this alone would cause #nobody touch me im cooking rn i need to think about how this would impact danny. like obvs it would fuel into a developing obsession to #keep his parents away from ghosts and to help the dead but what *else.* i need to refine my becoming phantom ficlet i wrote back in winter #raaa #and like even after two weeks they were *still capturing ghosts* danny just wasn't in the house 24/7 at the time. #*but those two fucking weeks man* #i need to sleep on this first before i make any major moves bc i know im tired but i am having thOUGHTs

[keepthetension]

still stuck on porjai, visibly pregnant, flirting with night

who fucking goes for it

i only know the asian culture i grew up in, obviously, and not thai culture. but the social stigma of being unmarried and pregnant? and having the nerve to still be flirting?? that's not the Good Girl thing to do, and i remember the way the Not Good Girls were treated and talked about where i grew up

so porjai actively trying to get dates? night finding out she's pregnant with her ex's kid and just. being fine with that? big deal to me

#last twilight the series #am i stating the obvious? maybe i'm just stating the obvious #because if you 'fucked up and got yourself pregnant' then you'd better hang your head in shame #flirting? with a nice boy? when you're in *that* condition? shame on you he deserves better #can't say i've ever given much thought to this type of scenario popping up in my gay little shows but #shocked to see it happen #i know moonlight chicken had a pregnancy storyline but those two were already together. and planned to get married #this is a different thing #and it genuinely makes me emotional #wow i sound VERY bitter huh #oops

[eff-plays]

Also it's so so so fucking funny that nobody's getting Astarion's face right. Like not even Larian got his face right on the cover. He really is just a handsome little guy who looks ever so slightly fucked up in subtle ways that are so hard to get right without either a) making him look entirely fucked up and losing the pretty/elegance, or b) making him look like some other hot guy who is very much not him.

#anyway yes my fanart of him is going poorly why do you ask #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #he has TWO sets of eyebags #what are you carrying in those fam? the trauma?? #i do love his face there's a lot to appreciate #but god help you if you wanna put it all together in one art #god-fucking-speed

[landfilloftrash]

I have, quite literally, had this image sitting in my art program’s drafts for the past two years. I finally sat down and drew it.

#my art #Ace Attorney #Manfred von Karma #Damon Gant #I have never drawn the big orange power man before and I'm so unbelievably happy with how he came out in this #gantfred #that’s the right tag for y'all right? #this particular ship isn’t my cup of tea #but I can See The Dynamic. #my first thought upon Figuring Out who/what Damon Gant is; "Oh My God those two definitely fucked'' #either way it makes me smile and giggle. Horrible old men committing crimes together. #and besides. this is absolutely their dynamic. thank you have a great day /v jov #rea’s trash

[loveandstars]

TMW you try to save ur bf from getting murdered but you accidentally end up killing him while trying to save him-

#THIS ENTIRE SCENE OH MY GOD #THEY BOTH SOUNDED SO DESPERATE #IM GOING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK #BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE THE BEGINNING #PIE AND REMOTE ARE GONE AND EVERYONE ELSE LEFT #THEY ONLY HAVE EACHOTHER #AND BH JUST CAUSED TREES DEATH #MARK MY WORDS SHIT WILL GO DOWN #IF PEN DIDNT KICKSTART BLACK HOLE’S VILLAN ARC THEN THOSE TWO FUCKERS CERTAINLY KICKSTARTED SOMETHING #bfb #tpot #tpot black hole #tpot tree #bfb astrobiology #bfb treehole

[soloragoldsun]

So, mutual-pining Cherrisnake duet with Pentious singing in Heaven and Cherri singing in Hell when???

#hazbin hotel #cherrisnake #sir pentious #cherri bomb #season 2 #i needs it #give them a song plz #i will freaking die #you know those mutual pining songs while the two are apart #but longing for each other #but can't be together #and you get that fucking split screen as they sing to each other #yeah that #i need that #also a reprise when they reunite #i have a need yall

[hearvex]

dream told me—, i actually asked dream—, dream said that—, i told dream that—, dream helped me with—, me and dream were surprised—, my association with dream—

#george's video be like #fucking love those two #together at the end of the world #h talks #h ache

[thedevotionaltour]

genuinely fucking embarrassing for aaron kuder as well as everyone who looked over the art and approved it to have continuously drawn the incorrect cane for matt. like honestly shameful as an artist. you couldn't do your basic research task on a white cane? to ensure you were drawing the correct aid for matt to use? it's further embarrassing when in issues four and five matt does have one because germán peralta and farid karami, you know, did their basic job as artists of making sure matt had the correct cane. if nothing else look at any comic from recent time and you would know matt has a white cane. this isn't the 1960s. this is not difficult. this is highly shameful on kuder's end and im not going to be nice and just say it's disappointing. i find it correct to call it embarrassing and frustrating. it is your basic task as an artist to research your references for character props. if you can make sure your cars and apartment buildings and costumes are correct you can take five seconds to make sure this is correct too. if you can draw matt's billy club correct you can draw this correct too. there is no excuse.

#static.soundz #like when it is only kuder working on the art it is like this. i skimmed through to make sure i wasnt being stupid. #and bc those other two issues he had the white can i cant find it in myself to believe there is a good intentional reason for this #and if there is. well it better be damn fucking good. bc i dont get it. #especially considering we have had rivera's wonderfully done cane as billy club for matt. like we know how to work all these things together #and if you want them as separate items well again. not fucking haaard. so i really see no good reason for this #outside of a pure intentional ignorance.

[chirpsythismorning]

When I suggest Mike’s arc is in part a queer coming of age story and not just him being some prize to help El or Will defeat the big bad—

Angry anons:

#byler #mike wheeler #I’m sorry but you don’t turn off your protagonists pov and expect to get away with it #you do it to hide something and save it for the end #if mikes arc ends with I love you will or them just having feelings for each other #all that does is equate to El and Mike’s love saving the day #it’s more than compatibility or lack there of #it’s the fucking 80s and their queer okay #let’s wake up and smell the roses #s5 is going to be rated m it’s going to be dark #everyone is going to reach their limits #if you think mikes limits are that he’s insecure bc he can’t save everyone and what will resolve that is him saving someone… #and that’s it… #what…? #that’s not… that’s not worthy of confusing your audience the entire show and especially the last two seasons #there needs to be something to make all those moments in previous seasons feel more impactful #and Mike and Will both assuming their alone in going crazy in the 80s #only to find out they’re not #but that they’re actually going crazy together #that’s a slow burn worth waiting until the end for #slow burn is about slowly burning #that’s what they’ve been doing for the last 4 seasons #I don’t get making their end look identical to milkvans by just recycling their scenes in the last season #the whole point of milkvan is to show what not to do #so anything that happened between them #we can pretty much rule out for byler #the truth is a lot more complex than what s4 presented #if it was really as simple as presented #s5 would offer no surprises #it would just fall flat

[topguncortez]

i think we can collectively agree that Glen has moved out of “boy toy college frat man” romcom genre and into “single grumpy dad with a young gf who gives him gray hairs” romcom genre

#glen powell #i watched the trailer again #and idk how they expect us to think those two went to college together #sydney looks like she’s still in college #while glen looks like a whole ass college professor #glen fucking powell

[ohitslen]

Some doodles for this fine day

Closeups under the thing

#they are insufferable together <3 #it’s like those two people who can never agree on anything but if they agree on making fun of you you will get out of there burnt #mmmnnn domestic life on my head today I will draw more maybe idk idk #i love to see WW not being immune to Vash’s puppy eyes. but I also think it would be hilarious if his reaction to them is #ew what the fuck is wrong with your eyes? #because old brother Nico agenda yk what I’m saying #he would give in sometimes. but it’s completely unrelated to the puppy eyes #they are so silly let them be silly all the time #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #pen!

[zimmbzon]

You working at the bookstore just trying to have a quiet one, do your job, get paid and get out. But these two fuckers are having the realest fake date you’ve ever seen. All over your goddam books.

#jinta you’re cute as fuck but they’re never gonna get the smell of your grandma water and shipper’s sweat out of those books #the books are gonna be so full of themselves when you two get together #they’ll all be like ‘we did that’ #they’ll never shut up about it #cherry magic thailand #cherry magic #cherry magic th