#fuck the titans in that movie

[livingdeadvoid]

I WATCHED BATMAN AND SUPERMAN: BATTLE OF THE SUPERSONS AND I AM NOW FULL ON IN LOVE WITH DAMIAN WAYNE AND JONATHAN KENT'S DYNAMIC

#dc comics #damian wayne #jonathan kent #jon kent #batman and superman #battle of the super sons #super sons #AH I LOVE THEM!!! #they can be a ship too ig #damian x jon #damijon #I JUST AH #THEY ARE SO COOL #just damian not having any other friends then jon comes along and is like #fuck the titans in that movie #they were so shit #loved gar's design though #lois was a badass #OKAY Y'ALL PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE IT WAS SO GOOD #ill make good content soon i promise

[butterflysonnets]

boris: my dad killed a man with a pipe wrench. now you go

theo: uh. i uh. i dream... about my mom?

boris: NOT secret. do you like boys

#i'm BARELY exaggerating #i'm telling you. if i edited the script for this fucking movie it would've won an oscar and a golden globe and outsold titanic #they made a mistake not capitalising on the depressed queers #“reductive” said crowley... well your version bombed so what now #the goldfinch #boreo #eve text #eve's great tgf rehyperfixation

[hiitsdifferent]

This (early) rant is brought to you by being single but in love with movies for Valentine's Day.

It's about Titanic. And that damn board. And whole debate surrounding that damn board.

They tried getting on it together, it tipped over.

Once Rose was on it, it was slowly submerged in water. If he fit on it too, the weight of them both would’ve made it sink further - a few inches of water would’ve made the board useless and quickly turned their bodies into icicles because they wouldn't have been as dry as Rose was on the board by herself.

Rose was also slowly freezing to death anyways. When he's first leaning on it, water is tipping onto it. Sorry to say but when he's slowly passing away, he's leaving as little weight as possible until it's just his hands resting with hers. By then the water and the waves of everyone panicking around them stops, Rose is left dry on the board. She just lasted longer because she was on the board with as little water as possible to cover her. But in an another 30 minutes, she wouldn't have heard the lifeboats come back for them. Like I love Jack but he just died first because he didn't have a life jacket or got his own piece of door.

In the freaking promo image, James and Leo are occupying more weight on one side of the board bringing it down. James and Leo both only have their hands and elbows leaning on it. You're telling me two people are supposed to have kept the board dry?? When Jack realizes leaning onto it brings on more water he accepts she's the only one who can fit on it safely? When her outfit is heavier than his because of the corset, the dress, a wool jacket, the heart of the ocean necklace in her pocket? Come ON PEOPLE. It's not about the size of the board, and how they could've fit together. It's about the buoyancy of the water with the weight of both of them combined.

Also, everyone ignores what a boss Rose is to leave everything behind and then start her life over in an entirely new country by herself and from scratch. She gave up her mother, her fiancé, a whole life of comforts she took for granted to possibly die with someone she loved. When she loses him too, she ends up surviving instead of giving up in tribute to his death. If he didn't die, the story would've had a happier ending but it would've been 10x cheesier. She held onto that necklace when she could’ve easily cashed it in. That’s how little and how much the heart of the ocean ends up meaning to her - holding onto it for 84 years, never knowing she’d be able to take it back to where she lost everything, and with a simple plop into the ocean let it all go and found peace after a life full of exciting and beautiful memories. BDE.

#titanic #movies #let it fucking go #rose dewitt bukater #jack dawson #film #james cameron #jack x rose

[worldssilliestserpent]

I ENJOY HIM A NORMAL AMOUNT

#when I catch this man I'm gonna fuck him nasty style #sid's art #oc #sona #snake #scalie #furry #anthro #preed #preed titan ae #preed titan a.e. #titan ae #titan a.e. #fanart #don bluth #movie #alien

[bluheaven-adw]

Just thinking about them, and how this episode was a turning point in their relationship. Jim willing to protect her at any cost, armor or no. Claire seeing him for who he really is for the first time. Not the slacker fuck-up who misses play rehearsal and trashed her house.... but the hero struggling under the weight of two worlds who saved her and wants to save her brother because he cares for her, and because it's the right thing to do. And in return... she saves him. And I'm reminded that this scene won't happen... and it makes me horribly sad.

#I'm supposed to be finishing jlaire art... but I'm too depressed #I hate that fucking movie so much for what it took #jlaire #I need to know they get back to each other #I have to believe that #jim lake jr #claire nuñez #tales of arcadia #trollhunters #toa #toa trollhunters #trollhunters tales of arcadia #trollhunters toa #toa wizards #rott #rott salt #rise of the titans

[hood-ex]

Wait what's this rumor about a Teen Titans movie?

#brings me more dread than happiness bc they're just gonna fuck it up whatever it is alskdja #i simply don't trust dc live action movies #i mean i gave live action titans the benefit of the doubt and that bit me in the ass

[cream-and-five-sugars]

How the hell did Suzume end up crushing all my admittedly very high expectations despite the fact that I was literally watching a girl talk to a chair for over an hour

#suzume #haven't been to the movies in a really long time and oh wow. fucking sedate me #also i've never seen an anime in cinemas before?? that's just not a thing that happens around here #except for special anime nights and even then they only show naruto and one piece movies ugh #(i'm not counting the attack on titan live action adaptation because 1. it's only BASED on an anime and 2. oh lord it was. SO bad) #(it's a close second to the avatar live action movie in the category of ''the most painful ways i've ever wasted my money'') #personal

[meraki-yao]

So I just watched Titanic for the first time because it was on the TV programme

Me mid way through the movie: Huh there's a couple of parallels between Jack and Rose and Firstprince, maybe I'll do an AU drawing

Me finishing the film, sobbing, shaking, thoroughly traumatized: HOLY SHIT. NO. I'M NOT DOING THIS TO MY BOYS. NOPE. WHAT THE FUCK.

I mean it holy shit I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight (it's 1 am right now here)

Make no mistake it's a masterpiece of a film, and that's exactly why it fucked me up so much holy shit

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #titanic movie #Titanic #firstprince #jack x rose #alex claremont diaz #henry hanover stuart fox #henry fox mountchristen windsor #rose dawson #jack dawson #rwrb rambles #What the fuck

[bootyful-seventeen]

I am heavily contemplating on buying myself a dvd player soon and buying all the DVDs for a ton of movies and tv shows I grew up watching cuz I miss the magic of dvds

#hear me out on this one okay. but the Barbie movies were magic on dvd back in the day #and I do wanna see if stores are still selling the old strawberry shortcake dvds before I go online for those #I wanna snort that nostalgia so bad #and of course I’ll need to get the dcau on dvd #like all of it cuz I’m so bored with the dccu since we don’t get as much new stuff #it’s always Batman or superman and love them but I’m kinda bored from always seeing a new bman or sups movie #Wonder Woman I wouldn’t mind a new actor for her but I know she’s not gonna be a muscle mommy which I’ll be sad about #give me a Wonder Woman that is built like rhea ripely god damnit #the flash is eh cuz I found out this whole time I’ve been watching the Wally west flash #but yeah Wally is who I want and then there’s the green lantern like dude is so cool iams all we have is the 1 from 2011 I think #sure I could watch some of the tv series they have but I have too many shows on my watch list it’s overwhelming at times so I skip over lots #tho I will have to pray like crazy cuz some of the things I know I want are probably gonna be expensive as fuck even as second hand #saw a class of the titans season 1 dvd going for $81 cad 💀💀💀 #the world is not kind to those who don’t love the digital age #I prefers my dvds cuz I own it and no one can take it away from me unless they physically steal it #omg I’m turning into my grandma cuz she still had the vhs player with some tapes too #just wish she never donated the tapes for swan princess 1-3 and Anastasia and ferngully and basically all my faves that she owned #like Ngl a part of me wants to hit up value village just to see if maybe they’re still there or if I’ll find other copies of the same things #cuz a perk about cities with older people is that you get so much older tech and other items it’s insane

[94badbye]

currently wishing i could go back in time and watch trollhunters for the first time again just to stop after finishing its three seasons and then never watch wizards or rise of the titans so i could be living my live with 100% of happines rn

#tales of arcadia #trollhunters #rise of the titans #i'll never get over that fucking movie

[pesciolyni]

one of these days i want to rewatch titane (2021) because the relationship between the main character and the fireman is something so unique and so tender (the last scene lives in my head rent free) BUT that damn scene…when the girl fucks her car…call me weak…like good for her, she looked like she was having such a great time BUT I WASN’T

#titane #julia ducournau #i get it is body horror and whatever #god bless body horror but girl that sex scene traumatized me #i never watch horror movies but then when i decide to watch one of course it has to be something so what the fuck #FOR ME that was fucked up #i know there are more fucked up stuff out there but I’m weak

[raayllum]

Would you say Rayllum is your all time favorite ship or do you have one you like even more? Where do would Rayllum rank in your top five ships?

Oh Rayllum is my all time fave, 100%. Nobody else even comes close in terms of like 1) got me right away (even before the season came out), 2) delivered beyond my wildest dreams, and 3) just has so much of the like, personalities and themes and like, dynamic stuff that I adore and am weak for every time, and so well executed. Then there's also the way they remind me of me and my partner (the Rayla to my Callum I think) and other aspects of how the ship has been interwoven into my personal life, and just... They literally have every aspect of every other ship I've ever loved in my life, it is incredible and I could not adore them more. #1 for life

That said, overall, I'm not that ship centric? Like there's a lot of media (Trollhunters my beloved) I adore that is primarily for the story or villains or found family, which is all true of TDP as well - I love everything about it as much as I love Rayllum - but in terms of fandom engagement, I suppose?

That said here are some of my other favourite ships which definitely show off a pattern, I think, of being a lot like Rayllum as well

Kaz/Inej from Six of Crows (just a far more heavily traumatized version of Rayllum + touch aversion + sweet thematic religious undertones)

Percy/Annabeth from Percy Jackson (childhood friends turned slowburn lovers, dorky and devoted, she has major abandonment issues + he's "to save a friend you would sacrifice the world" & "as long as we're together)

Jesse and Lake from Infinity Train (is probably the most Rayllum-esque dynamic on here and all 4 seasons of Infinity Train are Amazing)

James and Sarah from Liberty's Kids (because I know who I am as a person, and probably my most 'argumentative/bickering' ship)

Other honourable mentions: Kai/Jinora from The Legend of Korra; Patroclus/Achilles and Orpheus/Eurydice from just about anything, but especially The Song of Achilles and Hadestown, respectively; Jane/Peter Pan from Peter Pan 2: Return to Neverland because I unironically think that's where my standards of love came from; Zelda/Link from The Legend of Zelda (BOTW/TOTK in particular) and Corona/Hunter from Spider Riders (2006) (yes seriously) for those sweet goddess incarnate + loyal goddess' champion type vibes.

#shipping #also rebecca/nathaniel from crazy ex girlfriend & zukaang/kataang/maiko from ATLA #everything you ever need to know about me as a person TBH #thanks for asking #dragons rambles #forbidden op lore #also shallura from vld (my non canon beloveds) and jackrose from titanic #BC ONCE AGAIN. I KNOW WHO I AM AS A PERSON #and i am almost always susceptible to class differences in relationships #except the notebook fuck that movie

[tiredmaster]

Anyway, now that the wreckage has thankfully been found, I can finally say:

Congrats on the world's most avoidable deaths.

#titanic #like holy fuck the more you find out about it the more its like #how did ANYONE involved think any part of this would go okay #hope they enjoyed imploding #anyway markiplier's marketing game is absolutely insane!!!! he should make more horror movies.

[miscmagpie]

They waited seven hours to alert authorities that the sub had gone missing.

SEVEN HOURS

#Some part of me is expecting to hear that this is some elaborate movie advert #None of this scans like it should be real #Titan #Titanic #Seriously what the actual fuck

[highlifeboat]

Me: Watching Justice League Dark Apokolips War "for the plot"

The Plot:

#i fucking love this version of raven so much btw #choosing to say her and damien are just really good friends because i don't think they ever kiss and even if they do no they didn't #side note i did not know this movie existed until 5 minutes ago #her and 2003 teen titans raven >>>>> #justice league dark #apokolips war #raven roth #i do know a little about the plot #can't wait to see the faves die

[cyber444angel]

sometimes i think about the type of media i was into from 2017 to like mid 2020 & i genuinely want to throw up

#& it’s not even like ‘noooo cringe past me’ type shit #bc i also found out about gunnm at the time which is still one of the main universes i go to #also i still love stuff that i loved when i was like 9 (aka. hunchback of notre dame) so yea #but jesus christ what the fuck was i on otherwise #at least i had the mental capacity to stop watching game of thrones 2 episodes into season 8 #like wow congratulations u realized that hate watching stuff is a complete waste of time!! cool!!! #but ig sorry 2 scott pilgrim & half of the dc universe i can’t fuckin stand this shit at this point #((partially sparing teen titans here bc they actually had some good concepts in the show)) #& alien was actually always the best movie in the series & if u say ‘WELL ACTUALLY ALIENS IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER🤓’ #ok????? go & suck james cameron’s dick some more or sth fuck off!???? #((like most 80s action movies r so cringe to me like shut the fuck up predator is genuinely ass & there’s not a single enjoyable moment)) #+ marvel was always mid & i don’t understand how i manipulated my brain into liking any of the shit they made #also not even gonna talk about music here oh my god dude