#fuck fuck fuxk she know omg

[teebabygril]

kill. me.

#my sister used my laptop.... she used it to open her companys instagram... she used my second account.....the account where i have bean zzz #..... #kill me. #fuck fuck fuxk she know omg #i will die now #ok fuck #i will cry #no #stol #she definitely knows. #.... #.....😭😭😭

[katyobsesses]

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#so i definitely have whatever illness my mum just did #but will she believe me? nope. #im pretty sure i have a fever too but we dont have a thermometer so... #first thing im buying for my first aid kit when i move out os a themometer jfc #i feel like absolute shit and all she says when i tell her is #''you dont go outside. its like your becoming a shut in.'' and ''youre okay enough to play dnd apparently'' #firstly as far as i know ill be completely unable to play dnd tomorrow so fuxk off #secondly the reason i rarely leave the house is because 1. notging to do here #and 2. youd butt in and wonder where im going like im 16 again #and also 3. im pretty sure staying here over the pandemic has made me mildly agoraphobic #like i literally freeze when i need to go outside. sometimes even just leave my ROOM #i cant with this anymore #can my anxiety fucking leave just for a couple of months? #just so i can get a job and settle a bit and move the fuck out of here #i want to be an adult again. i want privacy!! independence!!!! #and also i want to not feel like im about to throw up omg i feel like shit #i might have yo yake a covid test uhg #though my mums came out negative so??? #katy liveblogs life 2022

[love-belle]

tujhe kitna chahne lage !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which the entire world is convinced that they do not like each other but it's actually quite the opposite.

or

for when they make you go crazy in a good way. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - another desi!reader bc why the fuck not!!!!!! hope you like it, i love you so much <3

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yourusername lando norizz said i sparkled (derogatory)

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username NAH MARRY ME RN

username sirf ek chance plzzz (just one chance please)

username MAATE???? ( mother )

username OH MY GOD

username nah im in love what yhe fuxk

carmenmmundt you shine ❤️‍🔥

*liked by yourusername*

username THAT LEHNGA THOUGH

username traditional clothes hit different and that's just facts

username hayeee nazar na lage ( no evil eye )

username SHE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

username lando rn: ur a vampire

-> username forgive me in my head that was wayyyyy more funny

username marry me PLEASE

carlossainz55 i'm blinded

-> yourusername STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SEQUINS

-> landonorris only i'm allowed to make fun of her so back off sainz

-> carlossainz55 child i taught you everything you know now

-> landonorris OMG DAD STOP EMBARASSING ME

-> yourusername i'm blocking both of u

username she's so W

username traditions attire 🔛🔝

username i love all the drivers just randomly popping up on her post and leaving after pissing her off like that's MY source of entertainment and serotonin

username mother slays 🔥🔥🔥

mickschumacher your aunt (???) is setting me up with her daughter help

-> yourusername walk AWAY

username not the desi aunties trying to play matchmaker 💀💀💀

username i love her so much omg

username waiting for lando's comments before going on with my day like it's the morning news or something

landonorris you DO sparkle

-> landonorris disco light like looking witch

-> yourusername i'm honestly gonna go and tell lewis that ur being mean to me

-> landonorris WAIT NO

landonorris you sparkle (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)

-> yourusername here lewishamilton

-> lewishamilton lando no

-> landonorris I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING

landonorris imagine wearing silver on silver

-> yourusername you wear dumb on stupid everyday do u see me complaining

-> usernme nah she gagged him

landonorris boo 👎👎👎

-> yourusername ur so obsessed with me ☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ go on 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏 log out 💯💯💯❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😘😘😘

username they make me so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username i want what they have

username just make out already

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landonorris when y/n managed to *not* burn the kitchen down while boiling water

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username lando babe this js proves that you're all sunshine and smiles when it comes to her

username they hate each other???? lol

username nah what in the enemies to lovera shit is this

username HIS SMILE OMG

username sunshine boy

username he's so adorable

username nah they're definitely together

charles_leclerc says the one who burned the hello kitten mittens

-> landonorris IT WAS AN ACCIDENT and YOUR hello kitty mittens

-> charles_leclerc LANDO WE AGREED TO KEEP THAT OFF THE INTERNET

-> username me randomly discovering that charles loves hello kitty in the comments of a post about y/n from lando is so wild if u think about it

username hiii im new to f1 can someone please explain who y/n is and why do lando and her hate each other :)

-> username ofc angel <3 she's the daughter of one of the BIGGEST sponsors for f1 and she's like very close with most of the drivers and their partners and attends as many races as she can!!!!

-> username lando and her have had a very *rocky* relationship since the beginning bc the first time they met, lando pushed her into the pool and then she pushed him into a fountain so !!

-> username they're all currently in india atm bc y/n's sister is getting married and it's like the event of the decade!!!!!!!

-> username NO BC THAT FOUNTAIN CLIP WOULD FOREVER BE ICONIC

danielricciardo this is not helpful in beating the crush allegations !

-> landonorris shut the fuck up !

username he's so ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

username not danny ric calling him out

username this comments section is WILD

username they're together idgaf they HAVE to be

username atp they're just playing with us

username no bc lando and y/n are SO iconic like from the moment they met to here like all of their public interactions are so entertaining

-> username one of them is always ready to throw hands with the other one and most of the time it's y/n

-> username nah bc i know my girl is DONE with his shit

yourusername you forgot how to crack an egg.

-> landonorris YOU CRACKED AN EGG ON MY FOREHEAD

-> yourusername HOW IS THAT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW

yourusername *when y/n is actually the love of my life

-> landonorris hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! babe what!!!!!!!!!

-> danielricciardo both of you are so dumb 😭😭😭

-> maxverstappen1 oh my god

-> charles_leclerc what just happened

-> username "babe" SAY WHAT

username im gonna go and walk my fish

-> username i suddenly need to iron air

username they're idiots (affectionate)

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yourusername tujhe kitna chahne lage ( just how much i love you )

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landonorris she's mean but she buys me chocolate so ❤️

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username AHHHSHHSHSHD

username i am not okay

username IM SO

username HER.

username im heartbroken 💔💔💔💔💔💔 both of my parasocial relationships gone just like that

username nah bc she can fuck me up and i would say thank u and sorry for wasting your time

maxverstappen1 she's mean to all of us but she doesn't get us shit

-> yourusername aren't you like a millionaire

-> maxverstappen1 SO ARE YOU

-> yourusername lol i get p and kelly chocolates

-> kellypiquet 🥰

-> maxverstappen1 you're never getting to babysit p ever again

-> yourusername WAIT NO I'M SO SORRY

username they both said fuck soft launch

username ENEMIES TO LOVERS

username apna time aayega ( our time will come )

danielricciardo idk she makes me chai

-> landonorris didn't she almost hit you with a rolling pin because you said "chai tea"

-> yourusername it was honestly so deserved

-> danielricciardo i am TRAUMATIZED

username LOOK!! AT!! THEM!!

username we've come so far oh my god

username y/n posting a couple dumb pictures of lando and a cute one of them together and then disabling the comments while lando posts these MASTERPIECES is so on brand of them

-> username cool gf 🤝 obsessed bf

yourusername i am NOT mean

-> landonorris sure

-> yourusername im not!!!!!!!!!!

-> landonorris sure!!!!!!!!!

yourusername love u ig

-> landonorris guess again

-> yourusername I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH

-> landonorris k

-> yourusername blocked

yourusername hey ur kinda pretty

-> landonorris hey you're very pretty

username THESE BITCHES

username i feel like i've entered an alternate dimension

username ngl im gonna miss y/n and lando shit talking each other

#f1 x reader #f1 x female reader #f1 imagines #social media au #fake instagram imagines #lando norris fanfic #lando norris imagine #lando norris imagines #lando norris x reader #lando norris #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris insta au #lando norris blurb #lando norris fluff

[nortism]

doctor who liveblog pt 18

s3 ep11 utopia

- jack harkness episode!!!!! he’s back from the war!!!

- always cardiff with these ppl

- AYYY JACKIE BOY

- uh oh the end of the universe

- oh fuck did jack die

- back from the brink of death and already flirting

- omg the doctor is a real dick 😭😭

- glad martha had someone to bond with

- yooo jack’s immortal??

- OMG THE PROFESSOR HAS THE WATCH

- OMG THE PROFESSOR IS A TIMELORD

- YANA YOU ARE NOT ALONE WHATTTTTTTTT

- omggggg he’s an evil timelord

- GET HIS ASS CHANTHO

- HES THE MASTER ?!??!!!?!!? i’ve heard of this guy

- CHANTHO NOOOOOOOOOO

- she’s still alive LETS GOOOO

- oh shit he’s in the tardis

- oh fucj he’s gonna regenerate

- why are u as a man calling another man master??

- oh no the tardis is gone, they are fucked

s3 ep12 the sound of drums

- oh they escaped that’s good

- oh he’s harold saxon

- martha i can’t believe u didn’t vote

- IS A DOCTOR

- idk why he decided that the uk was the country from which he needed to take over the world but that’s doctor who logic 😭😭

- good to see that tish got a nice new job

- oh fuck he’s killed the cabinet

- most unrealistic part of this episode is that an alien became prime minister without being part of one of the two main parties

- who’d call himself the doctor???

- wait what happened to my girl harriet jones?

- oh shit he’s gonna kill the journalist

- lucy ur husband is gay

- oh he’s a hypnotist

- FUCK THERES A BOMB

- good of him to warn her about the bomb he planted in her room

- YES THEN MARTHA’S DAD

- oh martha’s mum u fucked up

- theres a real fucked up homoerotic undertone to the doctor/master dynamic

- what did i say?

- ok i’m kinda obsessed with the master, he’s cunty as hell

- the teletubbies r pretty cool

- starting to think the time lords aren’t great

- oh fuck jack is in torchwood

- uh oh the phones r evil

- oh my poor girl 😭😭

- fucking americans

- oh shit martha’s parents

- oh no the tardis

- oh shit he just blew up the president

- i giggled

- laser screwdriver!!

- oh fuck he was behind the lazarus thing

- sorry the doctor getting old man-ified was a little funny

- OH FUXK YEAH THEYRE PLAYING VOODOO CHILD NOW THIS IS TELEVISION

- bye bye martha

- YES THEN MARTHA

- another fucking bible reference, they r loving those this season

- on one hand, it’s bad that the master is trying to end the world, one the other, cunty queer coded villains are what i come to 2000s television for

s3 ep13 last of the time lords

- this is a lot of pressure on martha, why isn’t it the immortal fucker’s job to save the world?

- ONE YEAR LATER???

- MARTHA MY LOVE

- OH YESS THE SCISSOR SISTERS, THIS IS CINEMA

- oh they’ve crucified jack harkness

- uh oh prison break

- the old man is being old man-ified again

- where’d he go

- oh jesus fuck that’s horrible

- oh this is the doctor at his most pathetic

- at least martha’s parents are back together

- WHAT THE FUCJ IS THAT IN THE SPHERE

- NO ITS THE HUMANS FROM THE FUTURE

- oh shit the professor is a snitch

- oh fuck here he comes

- OH YES THE POWER OF WORDS AND BELIEF

- OH YEAH SAVING THE WORLD WITH A HUG AND FORGIVENESS

- uh oh they telported

- yesss homoerotic fight on a cliff let’s goo

- oh yeah his wife!!!!

- i could do without the misogyny i won’t lie

- omg he fucking died

- rip king, be nicer to women in the next life

- FUCK OFF JACK IS THE FACE OF BOE

- aww the poor doctor alone again

- good on martha for knowing when to leave

- OH FUCK HE DID REGENERATE

- what

possibly controversial but i preferred s3 to s2 despite being a rose girlie always and forever. that ruled and I LOVE U MARTHA JONES

#nortism liveblogs doctor who #doctor who #doctor who liveblog #doctor who s3 #doctor who series 3 #tenth doctor #martha jones #the master #captain jack harkness #jack harkness #the face of boe #utopia #the sound of drums #the last of the time lords

[your-dad-the-fag]

So we all know how hope is like super rich so I bet she just has like random rich girl things that the others are surprised at like

Hope: (walks in wearing like Gucci or some shit) hey guys

Lizzie: what the Fuxk are you wearing hope

Hope: (confused as fuck) clothes?

Lizzie: hope that’s FUCKING GUCCI

Hope: (still confused as fuck) yeah I brought it yesterday on my trip home to new orleans

Josie: (trying to remain calm) hope gucci is expensive

Hope: (now understanding a bit) guys you do know my family is one of the richest in the world, we have millions of dollars and we have artifices we could sell for more and we also own shares in lots of big company’s

Lizzie and Josie: WHAT THE HELL

Mg: (who’s just kinda been standing there watching this whole thing) omg hope is a rich girl

Hope: I could literally buy this whole school as my dad and mom are dead leaving me to inherit literally everything as my dad left most things to me in his will

Hope: you guys literally know jack shit about me I bet you guys don’t know I’m technically a princess

Lizzie: YOUR A WHAT

Hope: (who is now just having fun because she has so many titles and shit) my dad was the “king” of new Orleans and since he’s dead it’s now owned by my big brother marcel and I’m technically queen of the crescent bay wolves because as you know I’m an orphan with dead parents

Lizze: I am dating one of the most powerful people in the world

Josie: (absolutely gobsmacked) holy shit

Mg: (also gobsmacked) I’m friends with a literal princess

Hope: (have if the absolute time of her life) I have more titles and shit like that you know because as a baby I was said to destroy all witches and end the world

Lizzie, Josie and mg: what the absolute fuck

#hizzie #legacies imagine #hope mikealson #lizzie saltzman #josie saltzman #milton greasley #tvd imagine

[camille-bee]

QUICK MESSY THOUGHTS ON EP 7 OF HOTD ALSO OUT OF ORDER LOL

- DAEMON LAUGHING AT LAENAS FUNERAL WAS SUCH A MOOD BECAUSE I DID THE SAME THING AT MY FRIENDS FUNERAL IM SORRY I WAS TIRED OF BEING SAD AND I JUST SNAPPED 😩

- rhaenyra and daemon stealing glances and him kinda giggling and like what the fu-

- ummm what's the point of crispin?

- alicent staring at rhaenyra I could hear her saying "you targaryen do have queer customs" lmaoooo

- ummm daemon come on babe say what you need to say "i need- nothing" uh huh sure honey and he looked so distraught (whispers: I don't think it was because of laena, at least not entirely)

- almond milk kinda wanting to say sorry to jace? But not knowing how? kinda felt that? Omg? What is this?

-BAELA LISTEN BAELA BAELA THE WAY SHE GRABBED JACES HAND BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY OMG???? IDK WHY I GASPED BUT I DID?

- almond milk being ? Kinda nice? About haleana? Uhhhhh okay? That was nice? Him defending his sister?

- RHAENYRA EYE FUCKING DAEMON? YES SIS SAME HERE?

-BUT THE BEACH SCENE?? MIGUEL YOU ARE ABOUT TO CATH THEEE HANDS! MY EYES WERE STRAINING!!!!

-YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH DAEMON WAS WANTING TO RESTRAIN HIMSELF AGAIN LIKE IN THE BROTHEL SCENE BUT HE SAW HOW MUCH SHE WANTED HIM??? AND HE JUST SAID "FUCK IT"

- also WHEN DAEMYRA WERE WALKING ON THE BEACH AND SHE STARTED TO SPEAK ABOUT HER UHHH FINDING JOY IN SEX THE WAY DAEMON JUST SMILED??? LIKE HE WAS KINDA PROUD OF HER???? UGHHHH YES? THANK YOU KING!

- DAEMONS SCARS? THE WAY HE CARESSED HER SHOULDER? THE WAY HE SOFTLY GRABBED HER THIGH AND THEN HE REALLY GRABBED IT!!!!! THE PANTING! THE MUSIC!!! (the only think I dont get is the look rhaenyra has?) I have to watch again... for information ofc

-Rhaenys going off on corlys? Speaking facts about his ambitions? Yes yes

- Almond milk claiming vhagar? The audacity? fucker taking what he wants essentially

- VHAGAR you traitorous bitch you are dead to me

-okay but the whole almond milk riding vhagar sequence with the music? That was kinda iconic fuxk

-ummm aegon uhhhh no thoughts head empty huh

- otto love to hate you

- viserys you sweet decaying fool at least you can act kingly when it comes to your grandsons

- I kinda felt bad for alicent because her son did lose an eye and ofc she's upset. Her son lost an eye like I wouldn't care if my son was at fault HE LOST AN EYE!!!! Buuuut

-Alicent you bitch. You self righteous bitch. She deadass grabs a knife and SHE GOES STRAIGHT FOR LUKE!!! LUC? IF IT WASN'T FOR RHAENYRA WHO WAS CHECKING IN ON HER KIDS, IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT SHE INAVERTEDLY WAS A SHIELD! ALICENT WOULD'VE ATTACKED A CHILD! WTFFFFFFFFF

-Alicent repenting yeah sure crocodile tears

- I feel so bad because the way I cheered when almond milk lost his eye? Oooof that was kinda embarrassing of me 😭 there's audio proof of the moment lol but he deserved it for punching BAELA

-BAELA BAELA LISTEN I ADORE YOU? THE PUNCH SHE THREW? OOF SHE KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK DOWN

- JACE DISTRACTING ALMOND MILK AND LUKE DELIVERING THE FINAL CUT? SO ICONIC OF THEM? TEAMWORK!!

-THE WEDDING WAS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!! HER TOUCH TO HIS FACE? HIS SMILE? THEIR KISS???? UGHHHHH AHHHHHHH the THEME????. AHHHH GIVE IT TO ME!!!

- oh yeah laenor lives. Huh

- OMG THE WAY LAENOR WAS SO SWEET TO RHAENYRA THOUGH!! AND YOU CAN INSTANTLY TELL WHEN HE SAYS " ILL TRY TO BE THE HUBBY YOU DESERVE" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT YOU CAN INSTANTLY TELL THE MOMENT RHAENYRA THINKS OF DAEMON.

- QARL GLANCING AT DAEMONS LIPS TWICE? DOWN BOY

- WHEN DAEMON AND RHAENYRA ARE PLOTTING THAT SHOT! HE SITS DOWN WHILE SHE REMAINS STANDING! SORT OF LIKE HE'S KNEELING BEFORE HER! AHHAHH

- was it daemons idea to let Laenor live? Idk kinda got that vibe but maybe I'm just sleep deprived lol

There was obviously more small moments I liked a lot but I'm tired lol

Sorry for the typos.

Also glad miguel ain't directing anymore eps.

#daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon x rhaenyra #rhaenyra x daemon #daemyra

[devil-in-the-darkness]

As I walk in the bed room my kitten sitting on the bed saying daddy bitting her lip come play with me cause I been an naughty girl and need to be pushment for not obey you when you tolded me to I look at her with an mad face wtf does that mean you look down I went to the store while you was gone and got me something to drink and I didn't mean to I as jut so thristy and you wasn't going be back till an another 1 hour and I was lonely and sad cause you wasn't here with as she giggle I came over to her kitten with my one hand wrap around her hair makeing her look at me why you giggle cause it at funny what you did tht what wrong with yall now disrespect us dom so yes you know what time it is as I slap kitten across the face while she is telling me Please wrap your hand around my neck and make me beg for you to fuck me as an fuck toy as I lay her down on the dresser bend her over I sperd her legs as I took her clothes off kissing her neck and lick her collarbone asking kitten do you like this as she giggle and moan yes I do daddy please don't stop I want you to take control of me and destroy my body and breed me as your own and make me pay for what I have done cause I have been an bad girl as she look back at me I wink ah yeah how bad have you been as she smile ummmm that what you have to find out as I slap her ass make it red and bite it who you belong to as she responded back to me Noone as she said that I slide my finger in who do you belong to as she laugh Noone bitch she said now yoyr going regert that remark you just made kitten as I grip her hips slide in with the strap makeing her moan know we going try this gain who tf you belong to and she said begging and moan you only you as I asked her who am I she said daddy and by hear her say them words daddy ummm fuck I ram my dick in her as hard and fast as I can as she gripping and bite the dresser leave nail and bite mark in it I pick her up throwing her on the bed grab her face make her look at me for saying make me and your not my daddy so I looked at her and she did me I lean back and slap the shot outta of her while blood start to come down her lip that it you cross the line eclipse we are over just as she said that I got more mad and hit her 3 more time but this time I turn her over and whip her with my metal belt and 1 with my hands bruise her lil ass while I ask her so you think you can just leave me you goddammit got it all wrong you belong to me Noone else as I look at her I said so are you leave me and she moan and said no I'm not I promise on the bible I'm not going leave and then that when I cut my neck blood trace down it then prove your not as she suck bite lick my blood she said ummm daddy I need more I love you master and sir I at going nowhere as my finger inside her she moan fuxk me like the slut I am and make it hurt destroy my lil innocent body it all your im all yours daddy and as I was finger her she got on top of me suck and drink rest of blood make me promise her thing as her eyes got dark and she became evil and sexy asf and horny looking at me in my eyes as she king and make me look at her she moan as my finger slip back in to her filling all her juice on the tip of them all she laughs evil ummmm sir you better never leave me either cause we are an whole and belong toghter as an 1 as we look at each other I finally turn her over and fucking her as her nails dig in my back and shoulder as I push harder filling her wetness all on me make me fuxk her harder with one leg up as I'm pound in her lil pink pussy as she moan and saying master I'm your slut what ever you want you do I have no say so and your the best plz font stop ruin me as I ram in her pussy she moans louder crying happy tears ummm I'm so wet and hot for you plz dont stop right there daddy oooo plz don't stop I'm bout t ooooo I'm bout to as we both cum I looked at her round to and she said giggle omg daddy you trying kill me I'm be die

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Boyfs 41 🤔

Player 2: Michael fucking help Jake is talking to her I'm aowuwowhsj I'm done. Mission failed. We won't get em next time cuz there won't BE a next time

Michael was in his PT Cruiser waiting in the parking lot for Jeremy to come out from his first day of rehearsal. Although Jeremy, instead of heading outside, was seemingly spying on Jake and Christine.

Player 1: Lol dude I don't think your chances of getting closer to Chris are ruined just because Jake's talking to her

Player 2: Psh yeah sure cute sentiment

"You were in that play last year"

"Romeo and juliet"

"Yeah! You were ghe girl that died!"

Wait wtf

Wtf how has this guy fucked Chloe fuxking Valentine what

Player 1: OMG ARE YOU LIVE TWEETING THEIR CONVO?? Plz holy shit

Player 2: HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT A BOW IS HE JUST CALLED IT A VICTORY DANCE IM????

Fuckinffuck Chris it totally into it she's all smiley andifjdodh

Is this how he does it?? He just??? Acts like a total dork?????

Player 1: If that's all it takes to be popular then how are YOU not the most popular guy at school

Player 2: Vxisbdkdbdkd shit up

Shit

S h u t

Player 1: You love me

Player 2: Unfortunately

"I remember thinking,, I'm gLAd that girl's not DEad! Before I got the chance to know her" Jesus christ him?? With Chloe?? I'm still just??? HOW?!?!?!?

Oh fuck he invited her to hang out at the mall SHIT

Player 1: Jer come on!! Jake is proof humans aren't evolving anymore. You have just as high a chance of winning chris as him!! Go talk to her!!! Dork it up!!!

Player 2: Bdidnsjdd uhhh??? Ok????

Player 1: You got this man

A couple minutes passed without a response. A good sign!

Player 2: i very much dont got this

Dude I'm gonna throw myself into a trash can I barely got ten words out before she was like "sorry did you say something?"

SHES ALREADY WRAPPED AROUND JAKES FINGER UGH SHE LIKE BARELY ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE

Not a good sign.

Player 1: Hey don't sweat it man, at worst they might hang for a couple weeks and then he'll crawl on back to Chloe. He always does

Player 2: I guess it could've gone worse... I didn't end up in the nurse's office out of sheer panic

Player 1: There ya go! Not a huge loss!

Player 2: Doesnr exactly prove your documentary right ya know

I mean don't you get tired of us constantly being called lovers?

Michael tilted his head. It was annoying whenever stray assholes in the hall would pull their homophobic remarks, not to mention Rich's NOH OMO and BOYF RIENDS stunts, but that wasn't really-

Player 2: OMFG ***LOSERS

Ffs even autocorrevt thinks we're together

Michael snorted at his phone. Over two years of random classmates asking him if he and 'Anxious Twig' were dating and giggling in the halls whenever he'd throw his arm around Jeremy's shoulders and now predictive text was shipping them.

How funny. How cruel.

Player 1: Damn auto-correct... it's tryna keep ya on your toes

Player 2: Clearly

You know how many times I've almost typed thongs instead of things??

TOO MANY

Player 1: Lmao hurry up in there your Sev Elev pizza is getting cold and you slushee is melting

It's in the cup holder getting blasted by the ac but that's only gonna keep it alive for so long

Player 2: Yeah yeah I'll be out in a few I need to run to the bathroom and very calmly Not drown myself in the sink

Player 1: Aight have fun don't die

Player 2: No promises

#be more chill #boyf riends #writing #asks #so ya know how you can seen jeremy on his phone while jake is talking to chris during play rehearsal? yeah this is that #michael mell #jeremy heere #bmc #bmc musical #be more chill musical #bmc jeremy #bmc michael #jake dillinger #christine canigula #bmc jake #bmc christine

[brainsoup222]

I am such a fucking useless bitch I can't do anything and I will always end up a disappointment for everything one I can't think of one fucking person who is not disappointed in me like at this point I just expect everyone to think like that if me i can't take it anymore and idk why the fuck I am never able to change it that think I am such a nice and nice girl but NO I AM A MANIPULATING AND CONTROLLING BITCH

i can't do the shit I actually enjoyed it just feels like a fucking burden and my art skills are degrading day by day and I can't bring my self to practice because they are proof that now I am good for nothing

I am not good in studies,or with people, I am not good in any other skills and the only thing that made me worth anything besides a fucking fat bitch was my art and now that is going away too

Kids fucking younger than me arw making careers WHICH I WANTED and I can do nothing but fucking binge eating about it I can do absolutely nothing NOTHING and when anyone compliments my art I don't even feel validated now I just feel fucking gross like I am a fucking fraud that I am showing someone else's art and calling it mine

And now my exams are coming up and I haven't studied shit and my mom is not making anything any easier I just want to cry and fuck everything else and I don't want to do this anymore I just can't I just want to die every fucking day and see if anyone even fucking cares no one likes me anymore because everyone now sees me for what I truly am and I bet they feel disgusted to think they once thought I was "good" or "nice" and I feel disgusted to make new friends because they too will eventually know what I am really like and will leave me for good I just want to end it all

The only things that were holding me back were my dreams of becoming a comic artist and traveling with my best friend when we both become adults but now I feel like I am loosing both of them and I cant deal with that I want to just die before I loose anyone of them I can't like like that I really can't and for once she is not completely stressed and overwhelmed by her family her dad and school her life is finnally good she has a nice boyfriend friends that really like her and her studies are actually going well she is even overcoming her social anxiety

I can't ruin everything for her by dragging her down with me i know I will not make it i know I can't do shit and I know I will always be a fucking disappointment but she actually has a will she is not as tainted as mentioned and she is actually a good person she doesn't need me to live her life and she will never find someone like me and I fucking hope she never does cause she is too good to deserve a shitty person like me and I think she has realised that now

Maybe I should just end it all jump of a building I can go anytime I want pretend I am going for classes and just jump off a building with my body weight i don't think I can survive I don't deserve to anyway

And even if I speak up about my sh or my ed they will never believe me why would they? I am so fucking overweight they will think I just want attention and my sh is not even that bad and anything I say will be 'cringe' and attention seeking why would they care I am just the ugly friend who is obviously jealous of her pretty friends and act like a good friend but in reality she is just jealous no opinion of mine is considered serious ofc cuz my brain is now filled with fat and shrinked and every physical activity I can't do is because I am too far and because I am dumb ppl are nice to me my face but I can hear their loud whispers saying

OMG how does she even get clothes her size she must have them tailored

She probably never moves around and eats fastfood every day

What is all that hair it is so weird she should do lazer removal then her confidence will be more

NO I DON'T FUCKING NEED YOU FUXKING OPINIONS YOU THINK I AM DUMB? BLIND? I KNOW I AM FAT AND YOU DONT KNOE ME YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW I WALK 12000 STEPS EVERY FUCKING DAY JUST TO LOOSE THIS FUXKING DISGUSTING FAT YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW I COMPARE EVERYONE SINGLE PERSON I SEE IF THEY ARE FATTER OR THINNER THAT ME YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE NUMBER OF BREAKDOWNS I HAD OVER THIS FUCKING FAT HOW EVERY SINGLE FAMILY MEMBER WANTS TO TELL ME THE SAME SHIR OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE I WANNA DIE BUT DESPITE KNOWING ME NOT MORE THAN 5 SECONDS YOU HAVE THE FUXKING NERV TO TELL ME THAT I SHOULD WALK MORE WHAT THE FUXK DO YOU KNOW YOU DONT EVEN KNOE MY FUXKING NAME JUST BECAUSE I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO HOLD THE LIFT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN U CAN TELL ME ANYTHING YOU CAN'T U JSUT CANT U I DONT WANNTHEAR THIS SAME SHIT AGAIN A D AGIN

Fuck you and everyone

[navigatingattheriskoffeelingdumb]

This girl literally pisses me off the most. I get so angry. I wish I didn’t have to fuxking see any of it. I don’t want to think about it, see her face, see anything to do with her or see him interacting with her. I feel so angry still like plewse just let it go it’s not even fuxking important but I can’t bc if I feel like that, it’ll just stay and anyway I always feel like nothing so automatically everyone is better than me. I hate myself. I wanna cut just to get her thoughts out of my head. Why why why. And also ofc I’m not ducking dumb. I know there’s plenty more and it’s fine like it’s fuxning fine bc it’s the past and that’s just what happens but the thought of any future interactions or just even him having any thoughts like that makes me want to carve my heart out of my chest and cut it up into millions of pieces. It’s not even normal jealousy like oh I’m sad bc you like someone else. It’s like jealousy that I don’t even care about. It’s like yeah if you’re gonna abandon me or hurt me just do it sooner rather than later bc I honestly can’t survive any more of this hurt. If another thing happens like what happened with n I will actually go fuxking mental. Not hurting anyone else Obvs. Just myself. But then again, I had the thought, so I deserve to suffer. He’s kind and I’m not accusing anyone of anything. I just feel like I have to stalk her to make sure there’s no red flags like pls I don’t even fuxking care and her face pisses me off. And I know what she’s like. And I honestly feel like the convo we had about it before was not real. Like I can accept the situation for what it is but I’m unsatisfied with the answer. But I can’t question it bc if he’s telling the truth then I’m making up things in my head and it’s unfair to project that on someone multiple times. But if he’s sugar coating something then that makes me feel sad. :( I feel sad. I just want truth even if it hurts bc then I don’t have to gaslight myself into thinking I’m making something up. God I’m the fucking worst. Anyway why did I have to look at her stupid profile again. She upsets me always. I Obvs don’t wish anything bad for her. I hope she’s happy. I just feel sad about this.

I hate myself for even feeling this way. Something so unimportant holds space in my mind. When that space could be filled with more loving things.

Also since I’m here. I couldn’t even bear the abandonment thought yesterday. Duck that hurt me so much I thought I was gonna die from the pain. Ajd for what. It didnt even make sense. Omg I actually can’t stand myself. Maybe I need to vent about this one properly later.

[fr3akinthecorner]

you're right keeho about what? I'm high ok psycho! are u in love with ur clothes? the ones from mt st helens? I haven't gotten them yet... I know! but they're gonna look so good on u! thank u daddy did u get really high? yea I just have to get something to drink but it's locked up what?! china is disappointed I just deal with it it keeps me skinny so you're obsessed with your body? yes I am why? bc I want to be cute u are cute! omg she is!! it's ghetto banana!! omg hi qt!! why do u like me? bc u look so cute and friendly well.. I'm not! thay doesn't surprise me why? bc ur hot af idk u just seem complex ok so she know how to talk to guys?! yes she does it's ghetto banana j need a name! omg u do but I'm bad at that ok well what about Connor? I thought of that too as long as ur safe with that name! why? he's in my manga my delivery boy oh ok! I didn't realize he was important yea he kind of got ummm nvm fucky bucky can't speak ok so u like lava & knives and fucky bucky yea man if was fuxkinf hilarious but I was smiling why?! bc the opium was fucking me dude it hurt like a bifch ok so is she mad at me? no she's not! they're sensitive they're chinese who? Connor? no not him! oh lol I love china why? not sure but I do didnwe just get married? no she can only be married to me keeho ok damn! sk sui shordy 9 what? she doesn't want to say anything oh ok lol I fucking love that princess name thank u ghetto banana how does she know?! I dont!!! well it was I fuxking promise ok I believe u Connor omg she's so fucking sexy thank u omg ok so this song... I get it now keeho is going to kill all of us including herself well he might let us live if I meet him bow is that possible tho? I already met him he has to come to me wheb?! some odd months ago how?! it's too crazy of a story to tell on tumvlr he was 3 different ppl hahaha and i didn't even introduce myself I just said hey whats up? and he wore the outfit I liked but I forgot what we talked about and his bodies chak loaded like it was suicidal furniture... so idk if he's gonna come back? he mifht!! thay would be fun the guy that adopted me didn't even say anything about it omg?! you're adopted idk what I am j just know I have a room ok so you're good yea I'm good now that the manfa is ocer... for now... or like forever it's forever! what is keeho? mothing!! God damn jf!! I want to fuxk u so fuxking bad but ur posture!! ok sorry no she's right she needs help I got too excited ask keeho I'm fine in my gang what gang? kill your darlings whose idea was that? the suicide boys why do u never talk to them? bc they have a crush on keeho prob ok this song is annoying change it! are u joking? yes! ur too much not for u! ok we should find a new photograph guy Bybee

#chinese ghetto banana #connor #keeho #p1harmony #p3evolution #the millionaires

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

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#ew

[ryctone]

im fuxking. Deranged im so giddy rn like actually omg . Eats that the fuck up im too scared to make anything with gc until she comes out because im gonna hate myself if i end up redoing her in my fanon again but. hiding in the blue meme fits her in my brain sooo well with my current lore.

*Thinks about how I'll have to re-write Sun's Grace lore again when GC comes out* sigh I know how that feels-

And yeeees I see that too!

#especially concidering she's most likely just vibing in her kingdom #not knowing DE is just out there #bro the drama-

[significantfoliage]

911 S3 E12

- NOT THE FUXKING YOUTUBERS AGAIN???? Seriously, are these the guys who cemented a guys head in a microwave??

- IT LITERALLY IS WHY DO I RECOGNIZE THEM

- y'all gotta stop doing videos with Jessie, they always end with a call to 911 😩

- bruh you're not supposed to walk away from the cycle 😬

- the fact that YouTubers didn't even stick around this time has me Pissed Off

- lol is Buck gonna recognize him?? Love that XD

- yes Jessie, you need new friends. Please get them. Please.

- JOSH HANGING OUT WITH THE 118 OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

- no idea what to make of Josh joking about Maddie setting him up with Buck and her just saying never with my brother you deserve better.

- CARLA THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!

- Eddie does not respond well to puns

- IM MAD THE CHEMISTRY PUN GOT ME, ITS NOT EVEN GOOD

- ah, so Eddie is gonna end up dating this teacher lol. She seems cool but bruh don't date you kids teacher just. No.

- CARLA PLAYING WING WOMAN I LOVE HER

- dang this woman playing Joan is Killing playing a person with memory loss, this shit hurts

- eddieeeeeee don't be weird at the teacher for not being psychic 😩

- Carla's "I told you so" face is So Good AAAA

- fuck this episode for targeting me who is single 😩

- are they. Literally having a hookup scene/emergency narrated by text?? I love it SKSJSKSKSJ

- ma'am please stop flushing you know it won't work

- anyways to anyone else in her shitty situation, use your words first. Or a plunger. Actually, use a plunger.

- Buck telling people at scenes their personal biz at random is Always Funny

- good for Gary and her! I missed her name lol

- MICHAEL GO GET BRAIN SURGERY

- can Athena tell all of this to Michael? Like legally? Whatever, they're married when they need to be XD

- yay Josh date!! Also this seems like an actual movie setting where you could have a convo with the person you're on a date with

- oh nooo Josh, oh nooooo, what's happening, AAAAA

- just a mugging at least but like. Jesus Christ.

- why would they take the phone? That's gotta be trackable bruh

- Josh please report this so other people aren't similarly victimized

- okay I fucking know this woman with red hair, who is She, AAAAA

- SKSJSKSKSJ she literally took dated notes on her neighbors lmaooooooo

- damn Fuck Henry, just get a divorce, be normal

- anyways if I'm going to try online dating, I will be screenshotting profiles and saving stuff on WebMD if possible

- DID GARY LITERALLY NOT HAVE A PLUNGER BRUH WTF

- OHHHH she was in Bones!! She was a lawyer!!

- omg the CP accessible skateboard thing, that's so cool!!!

#911 #911 fox #signi watches

[aworldofimportance]

**Wandavision ep 8 Spoilers/Liveblogging?**

- ooh YAY ITS 46 MINS YAS

- EW HAYWARD FUXK U

- OOOH AGATHA’S BACKSTORY? Salem...so same as comics agatha? So is she evil or no?

- HER BROOCH PIN THING IS THE WITCH COVEN THING

- Ew the deaf witch face was scary

- “we’ve got work to do” Team up? Is she good?

- omg wait so Agatha is super powerful wow yes

- LOVING THE DUAL WITCHY VIBES ALSO does Agnes Know? About the infinity stones?

- “Fake Pietro” WHERE IS P E T ER I NEED TO SEE MY BOY

- WAIT NO IS PETER ACTUALLT PETER OR NOT?

- omg wait she DOESNT KNOW? AGATHA WHERE HAVE U BEEN ITS CALLED AN INFINITY STONE HONEY

- yay are we gonna find out how she did it? YAY

- OH PHEW BILLY AND TOMMY ARE ALIVE

- NOW PETER?? WHERE??

- awww their parents (also sitcooms!! BEWITCHED.!!) So weatview is from her memories? Aww

- BABY PIETRO AND WANDA

- OH GOSH WOW JUMPSCARE EXPLOSION when i say i leapt-

- omg omgomgomgom what did wanda have powers before? WHATWHAT? MUTANTS? mUTANTS? PETER? I

- Wait so is it like, does infinity stones awaken mutant powers? In this universe? (Im sorry i want mutants, and peter, and xmen, and multiverses, and dadneto, AND PETER)

- oooh hydra? WAITWAIT OK SO THIS IS DEFINITELY SETTING UP MUTANTS AND LIKE ONLY MUTANTS CAN REACT TO THE INFINITY STONES

- THAT MEANS PETER COULD BE PETER? PLEASE?

- omg ok wait so agatha knows

- pls her theory has to be mutants GO AGATHA YES SHE MAY BE EVIL BUT SHE IS INCLUDING PETER I

- AHAHAH AGATHA CRYING

- yes wanda TELL ME

- ooooh i love this music so much wow

- GO WANDA GET YOUR HUSBAND

- omg poor wanda visiona dead body in pieces is actually traumatising

- FUCK YOU HAYWARD UGH I HATE HIM

- HAYWARD HE ISNT FUCKIN YOUR I HOPE WANDA KILLS HIM

- YEA GO WANDA BREAK THAT GLASS

- wait she left? Then cane back? With an idea?

- WHATS IN THE LETTER

- OH MY GOSH IM CRYING VISION LEFT HER A HOUSE HE LEFT HER FOUNDATIONS I CANT THIS IS SO SAD

- WOW WHAT A POWERFUL QUEEN I WISH I COULD CREATE A REAL LIFE SELF INSERT FIX LOOK AT HER CHANGING REALITY

- wait so is his physical body w hayward?

- SHES SO RETTY WOW

- an eternal? AHAHA

- NO AGATHA leaVE BILLY AND TOMMY ALONE

- AHHH SHE SAID ACARLWTT WITCH

- OMG THERES SO “PLEASE STAND BY”

- how ARE They gonna fit everything in the next episode? WHERES PETER? MONICA? JIMMY? DARCY? VISION?

- ew hayward is in the post credit scene

- WHAT THE FUXK BOMB IS THAT NO DONT TOUCH WANDA’S FANFICTION SIMS WORLD

- WHAT DID THEY REMAKE VISION? EVIL VISION? WHITE VISION AHAHA. LIKE TBE COMIC BOOK?

#wandavision #wandavision ep 8 #wandavision episode 8 #mcu #marvel #xmen #mutants #peter maximoff #Pietro maximoff #agatha harkness #wandavision spoilera #wandavision spoilers

[fuwushiguro]

The newest chapter was absolutely amazing. I’m in love with you, Toji, and his stupid hot head son.

I have vivid thoughts about being that GIRL Megumis soft for and dragging him around everywhere by his handle while he fucking grumbles about how fucking annoying I am.

BEGGING to put on his headphones for a moment and hear what song he’s listening too.

Ruffling his hair like Toji does, just to fuxk with him. CALLING him Gumi

THANK YOU OMG I'm in love with both of them too 😭 both of them are so sexy for no damn reason !!

If anyone can make that dream a reality I know it's you baby 😂 and something tells me the reader potentially has that kind of power over him 🥺 I think he'd love Megumi and the reader to date bc he already treats her like she's his own so to have that bond officially would make him really happy!! And they'd both 100% tease Megumi for being edgy and grumpy. I can literally see it all plain as day 🤪

#luxe mail 💰 #wusyaname series 🍋