Undertale + Friday Night Funkin' Incorrect Quotes
Fresh: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Fresh: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Killer: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
GF: Three of us saw it, Killer. How do you explain that?
Killer: *points at Samantha* Sleep deprivation. *points at Anxiety* Paranoia. *points at Dust* Delusional personality disorder.
Dream: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Cross, terrified: Unless you're home alone, in which it can be the scariest funking thing ever.
*BF and Nightmare playing Minecraft*
BF: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Nightmare: What’s wrong?
BF: I did a thing.
Nightmare: You regret the thing you dID-
BF: *screams*
Nightmare: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
BF: *screams again*
Ski to Cross, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Nightmare, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Ink: That sounds so threatening…
BF: The Wedding Games…
Blue: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
GF: Beautiful.
Error: Fuck all of you!
Nightmare: What’s up with Cross? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Sky: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Nightmare: Why?
Ski: Dream smiled at them.
GF: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Sky, Cross, & Fresh: Okay.
GF: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Sky: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Cross: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Fresh: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Nightmare: But what about Horror?
Sky: Don't worry about them.
Ski: We once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
Anxiety sans belongs to @hheisa
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Ink Demon Bendy coming into the Indie Room after BATDR's Release: Hey Guys, I'm back from the coffee break!
Freddy (now Glamrock): ...I thought you were dead!
Ink Demon: No, I was down here having a nap. What the fuck is going on?
Baldi: You were very still~
Ink Demon: I'M A VERY SOUND SLEEPER~ SORRY.
Ink Demon: YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD?!
Ink Demon: AND INSTEAD OF CALLING FOR HELP OR GETTING A AMBULANCE, YOU GOT SOMEONE TO MAKE UP
A TROUBLED RIPOFF VERSION OF ME.
Mommy Long Legs: Well, you're not wrong...
Ink Demon: AND STARTED SINGING FUCKING SHOW TUNES!?
Glamrock Freddy:
Glamrock Freddy: The Show must go on...?
Ink Demon: Oh, This is BullShit!
Meanwhile...
Monika: Should we stop them?
Cuphead: Nah, I want to see a fight.
Boyfriend: beepboopbeepbapboopbap (they had it coming.)
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Horror Mario is watching the events of Demise happening before him.
Horror Mario: That's it, that's what I'm talking about! Pump, pump, pump!
Boyfriend is panting while running, sweating up a storm.
Horror Mario: THINK OF A BIG ITALIAN PLUMBER CHASING YOU!
Boyfriend lets out some whimpery beeps, as he keeps running, before falling to the ground, catching his breath, before getting crushed by MX.
Horror Mario: ...well, he wasn't that stupid.
John Dick: I guess not, he was only 0.2 seconds faster.
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SMG4 Revival AU Shenanigans
((just some stupidity with the Revival AU))
Luigi: I’m Gay!
Belle: I’m a lesbian
SMG3: I am actually pansexual
Bob: I am transgender.
Mario: I’m just a dumbass with an IQ of zero!
***
Luigi: Mario, I’m gay!
Mario: I have no brother.
Luigi: *gasp* wait, this isn’t the house.
Mario: oh-
***
((quick context: Glitchy Red and Steven from Strangled Red have joined the crew))
Glitchy Red: Hey mario pass me my keys.
Mario: *throws a printer, hits Bob*
Bob: ow my ovaries!
Glitchy Red: I said my key.
Mario: I thought you said printer.
Glitchy Red: why the hell would I say printer?
***
Steven: It’s a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode-
Mario: hey Steven!
Steven: what have you done?! *explodes*
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Garcello: *enthusiastically* Welcome back to Kek or Cringe!
Belle: *done with everyone* where we rate your memes based on if they’re key, or cringe.
*SMG4 and Axol clap happily*
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Bob: *has a can of beans* Beans.
FM: YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS?!
Bob: oh shit!
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Axol: hey Gar?
Garcello: yeah?
Axol: you know how to summon Beetlejuice right?
Garcello: yeah say his name three times in a row.
Axol: ... would that work with Mario?
Garcello: ... let’s find out. Mario Mario Mario.
*Mario comes outta nowhere naked*
Mario: DID SOMEBODY SAY MARIO?!
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*Kaizo and Saiko argue in Japanese*
*Mario and Luigi argue in Italian*
Garcello: *watching it all* .... should I tell them I understand them?
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Bob: Hey Garcello!
Garcello: what is it Bob?
Bob: what’s 9 +10?
Garcello: 21, like your IQ.
Bob: .... B R U H.
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SMG4: Rob there anything you want for your birthday?
Bob: I think he wants a bigger stick. *laughs*
Rob: without missing a beat* that’s not what your mother said.
*everyone laughs*
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*Melony’s beating up a monster*
Axol: *drunk* I love that woman~
Niles: oh she totally pegs you doesn’t she?
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*One and Two having a phone conversation*
SMG1: Two you’re not gonna believe this, we just hit a deer with our airplane.
*pause*
SMG2: oh my god were you on the ground?!
SMG1: .*trying not to laugh* nope! Santa was making one last run!
*Mario’s wheezing*
***
*SMG4,Meggy, Luigi and Swag are chilling*
Mario: *rushes in, horrified* SOMEONE REMOVED THE FREAKING TOILET!
*panic*
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Steven: so... what made you go insane?
Niles: God Box. You?
Steven: MissingNo.
Niles: noted.
Mario: NOW KISS!
Yellow: *kicks the door down* QUIT MESSING WITH MY SHIPS MARIO!
*Mario screams in fear*
((that’s all I got))
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Whitty: *eats some buttered toast; shock* Wha--whu...wh--buh--I can't--believe...eh--whe--
Whitty: *screaming while in a straightjacket*
Carol: I don't know, Captain. Looking back, I think it might have been real butter.
Tankman: Your boyfriend killed 3 children.
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