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plagues02 · 2 months

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Freelander Donut AU

(I have mention this au on my main @plagues01. So if this sounds familiar, you saw this over there. I've edited this some, and I wish to add more to this au in the future)

Donut wasn’t always the silly guy who uses a lot of sexual innuendos. When he was younger, he used to be very serious, and he hardly ever cracked a joke.

They used to be known as Agent Missouri when they were once part of Project Freelancer. He always remained around the Top 15, and many times he was in the Top 10.

During his free time, Missouri would hang around Florida and Wyoming, but he was also friendly with Wash and his main group of friends.

When the fragments were starting to be given out, it was a surprise when Missouri was called back and offered an AI. As it was the Director himself who was offering an AI, Missouri couldn’t say no. Missouri was given the fragment named Zeta, Alpha’s desire.

Life went back to normal for a while. Missions went on, and Missouri and Zeta grew closer as soldier and AI. Missouri seemed to be an even better soldier with AI.

As they grew closer, the Director saw changes he wanted to see. He wanted to see what would happen giving the AI of desire to someone who always denies his desires and would give everything for work, for the mission.

As time went on, more jokes started to slip. More sexual comments were made in a playful manner. Over all, Missouri became more and more relaxed, more and more open to others.

Finally the attack happened, and the Mother of Invention crashed. Agent Missouri made a decision that day during the chaos, and they left Project Freelancer without a trace.

At first, Missouri and Zeta didn’t know what to do. They tried to live a normal life, but nothing left right. A year later, Missouri decided that he could try to forge some documents, and no one would notice with the war going on.

Agent Missouri was no more, and a new soldier, a new sim troop, joined Blood Gutch, wearing his old freelancer suit. The maroon and orange asked for his name. He smiled under his helmet and introduced themself.

His name was Franklin Delano Donut

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plagues01 · 10 months

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So a freelancer Donut au,,,

He wasn't always the fun, quirky sexual innuendo saying sim troop we know him as today. Actually, he was very serious as a freelancer(Missouri), and they were never part of the top of the top. They still went on a lot of important missions. However, stealth and undercover missions were their specialties.

Then the fragments are started to be given out. And to everyone's surprise, Agent Missouri is called back and offered an ai. And how was he to say no to an AI when the Director was offering to them himself.

He gets the fragment Zeta, the Alpha's desires. Life went on as normal for a while. Missouri was still the serious Freelancer he once was and was even growing higher and higher in ranks to where he was starting to show up on the leaderboards

But, Zeta was given to Missouri for a reason. The Director wanted to see what would happen if he gave the ai of desire to someone who refused everything for the work, for his mission. How would a voice in your head constantly telling you to give into your desires change a man?

However, the desire Zeta was telling Missouri to give into was something he suppressed growing up on a small farm in Iowa. He started becoming comfortable with his sexuality. To the point, he would start making sexual innuendo, while rare, he'd make them.

Then the attack happened and the Mother of Invention crashed. Agent Missouri made a decision that day, and they left Project Freelancer. At first, they didn't know what to do. Then realized they could pull a Carolina and forge documents to join under a new name.

And that was how Franklin Delano Donut was created.

#yes I believe in he/they donut supremacy #freelancer donut #franklin delano donut #rvb donut #red vs blue donut #oc: zeta #plagues rambles #rvb #rvb au #red vs blue au #red vs blue #project freelancer #rvb freelancers #red vs blue freelancer

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cerayanay · 3 months

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#rvb #red vs blue #leonard church #lavernius tucker #dexter Grif #Richard Simmons #Michael j caboose #sarge rvb #Frank Delano donut #Lopez the heavy #kaikaina grif #frank dufresne #roosterteeth #my polls #red team #blue team #Tex and flowers not here as freelancers

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washsupremacy · 6 months

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Doing schoolwork so I can have a career << Making RvB memes

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trashinyourpockets · 4 months

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Awkward.

#not intended as ship #art #artists of tumblr #red vs blue #rvb #rvb art #red vs blue art #halo #guess it could be donut x wash if you squint #idk lol #rvb washington #rvb wash #rvb donut #red vs blue freelancers #red vs blue agent washington #red vs blue donut #my artwork #my art #wash is trying not to cry while donut is confused as to why he seems familiar

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kapkant7 · 1 year

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RvB posting part 2

#red vs blue #rvb #project freelancer #rvb donut #rvb lopez #isaac gates #rvb felix #lavernius tucker #tucker #agent carolina #agent maine #the meta #rvb sarge #sarge #c.t #agent connecticut #agent wyoming #agent south dakota #agent north dakota

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nevada-got-screwed-over · 1 year

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Grif: oh no he’s in the kitchen again

Washington, reading a recipe: “beat three eggs.” In what? Hand to hand combat?

Grif: donut GET. HIM. OUT.

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb grif #rvb wash #rvb washington #rvb donut #dexter grif #agent washingtub #franklin delano donut #the incorrect quotes #I think the reds and blues share the freelancers like an exchange program every now and then :] to give them a break #(tucker and caboose a break from Carolina and wash. wash and Carolina break from tucker and caboose. whatever you choose.)

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ashen-sky · 9 months

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Personal highlights from...

Red vs Blue The Ultimate Fan Guide

In honor of s19 and the continuation of where s13 left off, here are some highlights from the ultimate fan guide published back in 2015. I've been re-watching the show and it made me want to flip back through the guide. (Everything is sort of in the order it appears in the book, with a few exceptions)

Delta appears as a guide of sorts with fun facts

Caboose's position is listed as "Team Rookie/Occasional Captain/ Church's Best Friend" (it is actually struck out in the book)

He is also the only one listed with the title Captain, appearing as "Private/Captain Michael J. Caboose" (due to Wash "promoting" him, in the canyon on chorus)

Tucker is "Private First Class", Church, Donut, and Simmons are "Private"s, Sarge is listed as a "Colonel" under rank (the other Red's and Blue's ranks appears with their name while his is under "position"), and Grif is "Minor Junior Private, Negative First Class"

Wash used to be a chronic bed wetter (thanks D)

There's also a six page transcript of his psych eval prior to PF where we find out he injured a commanding officer because he wanted to "send everyone to their deaths", he also put a former bully through a mirror in fifth-grade

Grif is stated to have been assigned to Blood Gulch because he was the only survivor of an alien attack on a colony during the great war, he fell asleep at his post and everyone assumed he was KIA

Donut's position is listed as "On all fours... cleaning Red bade"

Doc's profile is "Doc/ O'Malley" and the whole thing lists both their interests, i.e "Position: Canyon Medic, Galactic Overlord"

Andy's (the bomb) name is "Andrew D. Kaboom"

Sheila and Filss share a page

Tex's notable attributes are "Kicking ass (and nuts), being a mean lady, and resurrection"

The password to unlock the file on Beta that CT left behind was "Allison" (Thanks again D)

York's page comments "Several reports were filed against Agent York claiming he and Agent Carolina had something of a "personal" relationship [...] Freelancer Command was unable to find any proof to support these accusations."

One of his notable attributes is "watching his right side" and his position is "team scoundrel"

Eta and iota (Carolina's AIs) were "fear and happiness"

According to the official time line, Carolina was around 6 when Allison died (Allison died 23 years before Blood Gulch and Carolina was born 29 years before)

Wyoming's real name is Reginald

South Dakota's Status is listed as "Extra Crispy"

Smith once spent two days contemplating in silence what Caboose meant when he said his favorite color was "Happy"

Dr. Grey's position is "(Mad) Doctor", she was considered a prodigy at age 11 when she diagnosed every patient in House M.D. within five minutes of their introduction, and she thinks Grey's Anatomy is "far too trite"

Felix and Locus' names are listed as Unknown in the book, but I do believe their names were revealed in a s14 episode

The counselor advised the director to tell Tex that Alpha was in Blood Gulch to protect him and stop her from investigating the project

Notable Features of Blood Gulch include "Avoid Tucker's Rock at all costs, as it has not been properly sterilized"

BTS from D: The opening shot of Season 6 was created by shooting players moving in different quadrants and combining the shots"

Important events at High Ground, "Washington killed Agent south in cold blood- with a much less cold flamethrower."

Fact from D: "Once a year, Reds and Blues stationed at Rat's Nest still pay tribute to Agent Alabama by sending a flaming mongoose soaring through the night sky."

Donut likes to spend his leisure time in Federal Army Outpost 37, in the jail cells in handcuffs

The statistics pages, 9 pages of stats from number of robots murdered (112) to Church's sniper rifle accuracy (9.3%)

Bow Chicka Bow Wow was first said in season 4, and Simmons never sucked up in season 12, season one had the most "son of a bitch"s at 14 Donut made 32 accidental innuendos, and the odd number of pedals in vehicles was called out on five occasions Tucker has the highest kill count of all reds and blues (counting wash and Tex), at 24 followed by donut at 22 and Tex at 21, Caboose is the lowest at 2 raised by Lopez and 3 and Church at 8 Sarge has threatened/wished death on Grif 56 times, and Donut has nearly died five times Seasons 2 and 9 had the lowest kill counts Carolina had the highest flash back kills at 68 in season ten, and the twins are tied at 23 kills in season nine

Tex's attack to free Alpha was 2 years before Blood Gulch, the great war ended 1 year after Alpha arrived in Blood Gulch and after the Wyoming incident in Blood Gulch (where they tried to kidnap junior), Chorus takes place 5 years after Alpha initially arrived in Blood Gulch

The mission books has adorable illustrations (they look like Caboose's guides from s14)

There's a mindmap for all the Leonard and Allison iterations and they they connect

Sarge has a guide on how to build a robot, scented lube is preferred, along with mad scientist goggles, a cup of baking soda, and seventeen tablespoons of sugar

More silly plans with fun diagrams

Donut's diary, D tells us that Donut washes his underwear on tuesday's

Caboose's Wisdom section on: feelings, relationships, army etiquette (including gems like crayons don't work as bullets. Use markers.), life, and the reds and blues

Simmons made a text based adventure games

BTS from D, the story of Simmons refusing to go to the Vegas Quadrant is a reference to Gus Sorola (Simmons' VA) refusing to go to Las Vegas with the rest of the rvb creators

You can find the case against Sergeant Grif from the reds at rat's Nest (he was selling red team's ammo to Caboose before he was locked up in the brig, Private Jones wore a wire tap to help the red's catch Grif's under the table dealings)

Leonard met Allison in the mess hall during basic training where he pissed off another recruit and Allison had to save his ass (Church was right, Carolina get's her temper from her mom)

I'm Church. private Church. Leonard. Leonard Church." the only thing I cared about in that moment was that she knew my name. She smiled. Her smile could light up solar systems. "Kind of a funny name. Church." "It's Jewish."

I spent the rest of basic chasing after her. In some ways, I never stopped.

Here's hoping non of our beloved idiots die in season 19! I mean, I know Church will be gone, but the others... they deserve a happy ending.

Also I miss the freelancers and AI...

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louiseazy · 1 month

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Red vs Blue Season 17 Swear Count

Their is 103* swears in total this season (*if you don't count shinso) and the first swear was said by Tucker.

Swears used:

tits, cock once; crap, bastard twice; dick 7; ass 10; damn, bitch 14; shit 15; fuck 37

Ranks:

Last place non-swearers Lopez, cosmic powers and Caboose

11th place is a tie Doc and Church(being dead 3 times over couldn't stop him) with 1

10th place is Felix with 2

9th place is Chrovos with 3

8th place is Huggins* with 4

7th place is Simmons with 5

6th place is Sarge with 6

5th place is a tie Sister and Carolina with 9

4th place is Donut* with 10

3rd place is Washington with 11

2nd place is a tie Tucker* and Genkins* with 13

1st place is Grif with 16

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mythacality · 2 months

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RvB doodles I did while I'm re-watching the show

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tabellae-rex-in-sui · 6 months

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Ayo sorry to drop off the face of the earth for 6 months but I had to process the Succession finale

#jk #I graduated uni; wrapped production on my student film; moved across the ocean; got all my government papers and ids;#got an apartment with my dad; started working freelance; and got two kittens all since I've been gone and its been a lot #o and I made a donut in Blender #like right now #but I'm all settled now so I am BACK

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gaycrittercentral · 2 years

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Beach sketches (and photos) day two!! A) don’t worry he’s fine B) havin a good tiiiiiime

I drew the first thing on that cardboard paper they put down when you eat crabs, as a lil thanks to our server (but mostly because I can’t not draw on the paper. It is necessary). Sorry the quality sucks, there just wasn’t great contrast to begin with and I had to just do my best. The second sketch is just a good way to snuggle your Max plushie (or husband), who else is out here doin this sound off

And the last one is a lil reference to @lillylunala’s Mermax AU!! Love that boy and all the careful thought put into his terrifying array of biological weapons and hunting strategies 🥰

#sam and max #freelance husbands #sam and max freelance police #my art #greg and max hit the beach!!#we gonna go get a gigantic crepe for breakfast :D #and yesterday we went to the fractured prune (fresh donut shop)#if any of y’all venture out to OC MD go to the fractured prune I beseech thee #also praying for Lilly to be struck with inspiration for that AU again we need moooooore #or honestly any of your other ones they’re all so good!!!!

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plagues01 · 10 months

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I drew refs for my freelancer Donut au