#rvb season 17

[louiseazy]

Red vs Blue Season 17 Swear Count

Their is 103* swears in total this season (*if you don't count shinso) and the first swear was said by Tucker.

Swears used:

tits, cock once; crap, bastard twice; dick 7; ass 10; damn, bitch 14; shit 15; fuck 37

Ranks:

Last place non-swearers Lopez, cosmic powers and Caboose

11th place is a tie Doc and Church(being dead 3 times over couldn't stop him) with 1

10th place is Felix with 2

9th place is Chrovos with 3

8th place is Huggins* with 4

7th place is Simmons with 5

6th place is Sarge with 6

5th place is a tie Sister and Carolina with 9

4th place is Donut* with 10

3rd place is Washington with 11

2nd place is a tie Tucker* and Genkins* with 13

1st place is Grif with 16

#rvb #red vs blue #rvb swear count #rvb sarge #rvb season 17 #rvb singularity #washington #tucker rvb #richard simmons #lopez the heavy #sarge rvb #rvb carolina #dexter grif #sister rvb #michael j caboose #alpha church #genkins #chrovos #huggins #franklin delano donut #rvb freelancers #lavernius tucker #rvb doc #felix #cosmic power #rvb sister

[january-summers]

Hear me out: Season 17/Singularity era Washington takes a mental health break in the midst of fixing the time line. This mental health break involves popping back to post sarcophagus mission Project Freelancer, and spraying Sigma with a fire extinguisher claiming he "thought something was on fire! ... why are you on fire by the way?"

#red vs blue #rvb #agent washington #rvb season 17 #January has just finished rewatching (and actually finishing this time) rvb for the first time since season 10 was new

[turkwriter]

Burnie Burns: "We're retconning Seasons 15-17 as Epsilon simulations."

Red Team Fans Who Actually Got Fed Real Character Arcs for Simmons, Grif, DONUT, and (Honorary Red) Locus:

#sorry but the Shisno trilogy will always be real to me personally #Red vs. Blue #Dexter Grif #Richard Simmons #Franklin Delano Donut #RVB Locus #you can retcon Zero but you will take Seasons 15 and 17 out of my cold dead hands #(season 16 can stay but only to make Singularity possible)

[boner4murder]

i’m not mad about the retconning purely because like. when have we ever cared about what rooster teeth says is canon or not

#i LOVE 15-17 but i’m okay with the retconning #like it’s still there i can still watch it and literally who cares what rooster teeth says #i’m choosing to be delusional and hoping that the season will be good btw #rvb #red vs blue #but also totally understandable if you don’t like the retconning like that’s so real #i just personally don’t care either way!

[ancient-romes]

Guys i finished season 14 is it worth it to continue ? like i love Tucker too much idk if i wanna see what they end up doing w him

#rvb #red vs blue #I want more content.....but at the cost of character assassination #Anyways someone talk to me abt tucker he drives me insane #last time i saw seasons 15-17 i was 13 😭

[hungry-skeleton]

Doc and O'Malley are my favorite guys ever. They hate each other, they depend on each other, they want the other gone, they taught the other so much about themselves, they want to beat up each other personally, they bicker like an old married couple, they're enemies, they're partners, he's tortured for real, he's a cartoon villain, they're nothing alike, they're the same guy

#MY FAVORITE GUY(S)!!!!!!!!!! #Fuck season 16-17 for what they did to them btw. Massacred my boy #I really hope to see them working together more in the last season like they were at the end of 13 #Rvb #frank dufresne #Rvb o'malley

[nevada-got-screwed-over]

Restoration: fuck you every season after chorus you mean nothing to me

Restoration: except for you season 14 you’re an angel and we’re happy you’re here <3

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb restoration #beans speaks #….maybe they’ll reference the triplets….my beloveds….. #listen for all my mixed feelings on retconning 15-17 #i better not see y’all lumping my beloved s14 in with those messy narratives #fun episodic silly goofy hell literally church running simulations of the reds and blues like this baby has everything #honestly they could’ve just stopped after s14 that would have been a fine enough send off #sorry s14 was the last season that was out when I first watched rvb and it was like a bookend of that experience #everything after was more of a huh let’s see where this is going

[vanessakimballs]

RT is currently removing rvb off of youtube btw in case you wanna know how tone deaf they've gotten

#currently 9-17 are just completely gone #the original versions of 1-5 as well as 6-8 are on their main channel but not the animation one #currently only the first episode and first season complete uploads remain on the animation channel #which is so stupid. remember that channel was the rvb channel when it was launched. #gentrification completed i guess

[myketheartista]

HOLDS MY LITTLE GUY UP

🍩✨DONUT!!! ✨🍩

#enthusiasm at its best #rvb #redvsblue #rvb donut #redvsblue donut #franklin delano donut #MY SON #MY PINK LITTLE GUY #precious to me #I really do miss the season 15-17 era #I drew donut A Lot and he was just…. cries… he was going thru his arc…. I’m so sad I miss him #he is so soft and OUGH #yeah……

[str4ng3rdanger]

Caboose's Labyrinth: Version 1

yeah basically obsessed with both how caboose flips out in s17e6 and how we dont see his room in the labyrinth and how underutilized that was so like it has chuckerboose like it always will with me unless i have a specific vision of some kind cool p.s. it is like mostly angst with the minimal concept of comfort eat up babes idk [ Caboose / S17 / Fic under the cut. ]

Everything felt blurry for a moment, and as Caboose blinked, he realized he was standing in front of his best friend.

He was standing in front of Church. “Church! Oh, Church, is—is, is it really you? Oh my goodness, I—you—you can help me! We are currently trying to fix all the clocks by making the time-lines back into time-circles—” Caboose was cut off as he’d been approaching his beloved Church.

“Mmmm, no. I’m…not…Church, actually.” That voice was Genkins’. Caboose immediately stopped in his tracks, even taking a step back. “No, I just really, really, like wearing his body. I think I’ll keep it!”

“Wh—what? You—you can’t do that. You—”

“Why not?”

“You—I already—I told you why! You—you—you were supposed to put his body down! You—”

“I’ve decided against it. It really is a flattering color of blue!”

“Put it down.”

“Roomy armor!”

“Put it down.”

“No, I don’t think I will. I like it. I think I’ll even leave with it!”

“You can’t do that—”

“Stop me, then.” Not-Church began to walk away, and Caboose, filled with rage, yelled and jumped at him. Instead of making contact, and pummeling Genkins from his best friend’s unaware body yet again, Caboose phased through the form of Not-Church. It suddenly gained the glow of Alpha, which caused a weird fuzzy feeling in Caboose’s mind—the odd desire to need them back in his head. He always felt the missing presence of A.I. in his brain, ever since the first time his mind was invaded.

“Wh…wh…what…what…wh–what is going—”

“Can’t do it, can you?”

“What—”

“Just like how you couldn’t save Church?” Caboose felt a pang in his chest and a sudden hollowness in his mind—all his rushing thoughts had stopped for a split second and it made it hurt all the more painfully when the rivulet of thoughts next flooded back. Caboose gripped the sides of his helmet as if in pain, and Not-Church began to laugh.

“Don’t—don’t laugh—” why was he being mocked for missing his best friend, and not wanting his best friend to be disrespected? Church is dead, and his body shouldn’t be tampered with, it wasn’t right! “Put—put it down—”

“Do you know how difficult it is to keep this body? After all, he fights back. It hurts him!” What..? Caboose didn’t want to hear this. He gripped the sides of his helmet harder, shaking as he threw it off. He was quick to grip some locks of his fluffy, blond hair. “I think it’s more fun that way, though.”

“You’re hurting him..? On purpose..?” Caboose stammered, sniffling. He was beginning to sob, even if it didn’t come through in his tone as much as it was showing on his face. “When I said to put Church’s body down?! I just want you to give me back Church! I want you to give him back, and leave him alone!”

Normally, when he was sad, he was the one tormenting himself—when he wasn’t alone, anyway. Tucker would always be able to empathize with Caboose if he was around. Why couldn’t he be here now, with Caboose, riled up as well? He’d know how to fix this, probably—help Church. Why couldn’t Caboose ever handle things on his own, though? Everyone else seemed to figure it out…the same everyone else that would mock him for being stupid. It couldn’t have been Church. Church is dead.

“It’s hilarious how riled up you are over this! I wonder what Church would think of this, though…what do you think?”

“He…he would be mad…he’d been really mad…” Everything flashed for a moment, and Caboose looked up from the palms of his hands, where he had kept his eyes buried. It hurt to look at Not-Church, though he realized as Not-Church spoke that it was the actual Church.

“What the fuck, Caboose? You seriously let some random weirdo possess me? You’re supposed to be strong, or something. Isn’t that your trade-off for being so goddamn braindead—”

“Church?” Caboose said goodbye once, and he didn’t know if he could muster it up again. “Church, is it really—but—but—but…you died?”

“There you go, not making sense again. Christ. I’m standing right here—I’m still pissed, by the way!” Caboose took a shaky step forward to try and hug Church, who recoiled back in a disgusted manner. “What are you doing?!”

“I—I just missed you, is all…I…I…”

“I don’t care—it sounds like you hit your head again.” Caboose tried to step closer again and felt that his knees trembled too much to do so. Instead, being on the verge of tears, he brought his arms to his chest and began to cry freely. Church sneered. “Jesus, what’s wrong with you? At least normally you don’t cry like this.”

“Shut the fuck up,” a new voice said. Caboose looked up—he knew that voice anywhere. It was Tucker, facing Church. “We don’t talk to Caboose like that. We talked about that, if you remember.”

“Seriously? You’re trying to lay into me about being a little rude to Caboose?”

“Yeah, I am.” There was a silence that followed, Tucker hesitant to tear his gaze from Church as he turned around to face Caboose. “Hey, are you okay?”

“I don’t know what’s going on…I thought that, uh, Church was acting weird because the demon was in his body, but he’s being mean—like—uhm—like back at Blood Gulch, but, but, he means it—” Caboose tried to wipe off his face and Tucker’s brow narrowed. He found something admirable about Caboose’s instinctually way of detecting if someone’s feelings were genuine or not—it’s how he ended up being stuck with Church for so long in the past.

“It isn’t real,” Tucker told Caboose, “that’s not Church.”

“I know.” This surprised Tucker, and left him wondering why Caboose humored this in the first place if he already knew what was wrong. “Church is dead. You told me that—the Alpha has been gone for a very long time, and Epsilon…not as long, but we know he is gone, too. Church is gone…but…I thought…maybe—maybe—maybe I could get another Church, like, uhm, how I got Epsilon after the Alpha?”

“I…don’t think it works like that, man.” Tucker embraced Caboose in a hug, to which he found himself being squeezed by the other blue soldier after Caboose realized what Tucker was doing. The made-up world around them began to fade, and so did the Tucker he was hugging. Furiously, Caboose took his helmet back up off the ground and fastened it back onto his head—he headed off from his room and to the next in the labyrinth.

He would find Tucker and remind him of just how much he loved him.

#red vs blue #rvb #chuckerboose #rvb caboose #rvb church #rvb tucker #season 17 #stranger writes

[ballisterboldheart]

remember rvb 👁👄👁

#s.txt #do you know it has like 17 seasons now. insane. #fuck tdp. if u were here for my rvb days you're my cousin by blood. #chorus arc i am kissing u with tongue sloppy style

[louiseazy]

thoughts while rewatching rvb season 17 of course none of this really matters because the retcon but whatever

-Honestly not having church back feels like a missed opportunity. -So Donut part Ai now cause Chrovos save him? Okay. -Despite everything Donut still hasn't forgotten he's almost died. -I still don't think it was a good idea for Chrovos to tell Donut how to fix things but at least they explain it. -Doctor Grey commits insurance fraud -Wash please don't explain in front of the enemy -God 17 is so cringe -stop with the speeches and get on with it -Genkins pretending to be Epsilon is so mean, I need more angst fics -Wash having to shot Donut over and over

Time travel doesn't help with Wash's character disconnect, nor with setting up the tragedy of project freelancer. They make so many chances and then turn around and do fuck all with it. I get Carolina but Maine has the bruteshot they should be "friends" by now. Nor should Wash be so low on the leader board. I cannot believe that Wash was ever 'forgot to pull the pin out of the grenade' bad in freelancer.

-Time travel and they still don't show the Dinos vs Robots fight :( -Caboose is the first one to get it again - They literally had a whole Wash bounces back bit, but sure Carolina the one who survives things that would have broke most people (shaking my head) - I seriously just have god I hate this god I hate this in the notes -yay Doc help's Donut -Donut say pink instead of lightish red around 1:13, but he couldn't keep it since it's noncanon -'Church this will make much more sense if you go to bed'

I think Tucker moment to fix time would have been more gut punching if it was the point where he toss Felix the grenade. They could still have Genkins temp him, it would be fixing his mistake in trusting Felix, making it so much harder for him. But nooo they can't take the chances that they fucking made.

-Nice job breaking it hero/ fixing it villain, Donut giving Genkins the push to betray Chrovos first. -So much shipping fuel 'if he's single there's no hope for us' 'everybody out I'm gonna fuck him!'

The fear thing was another missed opportunity. They could have done so much more and better. It Should have gotten more time instead. I mean Sarge loves violence, he betray the team for war, expending on the office bit would have been more interesting. Him having face that he is tried and still not being able to handle it. Grif's is exercise really? And Simmons's is a Joke.

-I get the pride thing but come on we shit to do Carolina, and they ended up helping anyway! Didn't something like this already happen? but it was Tex? Twice!? -They should have saved the budget for a Chrovos and/or Genkins fight - the ending was kinda mehh, being retcon twice doesn't help

-'I'll sure miss knowing what's going on' ~Caboose

#red vs blue #rvb #rewatch #rvb sarge #rvb season 17 #rvb:singularity #richard simmons #dexter grif #michael j caboose #franklin delano donut #rvb donut #rvb carolina #washington #chrovos #genkins #texas #chruch #doc rvb #maine #felix #doc grey #epsilon #some of these notes are two years old #i had to cut out some that i couldn't understand anymore #there's a paywall now #so a pirates life for me #retcon #retcons everywhere

[dynamitedragon]

You know what I can’t get over? When Church died in Caboose’s head. The memory of Church was killed and Caboose forgot him, but his care for Church really was so strong that he brought back his memories for him and then after that never let himself forget Church ever again, not when he died or was lost or fragmented.

There’s something so wonderful and tragic about it all.

It’s in the first season so it’s shrugged off like a joke and is resolved after a couple episodes, but as we all know it’s all much deeper than that now. There’s general consensus that having O’Malley in Caboose’s head is what contributed to his brain damage, but I bet the trauma of losing your best friend right before your eyes inside your own mind might fuck you up in similar ways (I’m so sorry Tucker). I don’t really have a point to all this, but I feel like it goes to show that the care and love Caboose had for Church really did bring him back at least the once (actually twice via epsilon) and that’s not for nothing so as Caboose said “Dead Friend + Love = Church”

(This is all not to mention the allegory for the fact that caring for a loved one is what keeps them alive in our hearts)

#ive gone back and rewatch the series and am watching season 11-17 for the first time #I’ve only just started season 15 so no spoilers #I have so many feelings and I just need to get them off my chest #so here’s a chance to actually use tumblr lol #if there’s anyone out there still interested in rvb specifically seasons 11-17 I would love to chat 🥺❤️ open ended offer #red vs blue #rvb #Church #Caboose #red vs blue season 15 #Leonard Church #Michael J Caboose

[epsigone]

ok wait the first half of season 17 is way funnier than i remembered it being

#(i'm talking about rvb i doubt anyone's surprised) #honestly i didn't remember much about 15-17 before rewatching and yeah it may not be the best trilogy/arc but it's def got its moments #and tbh i always liked temple #16 is the weakest but i think 17 pulls it all together better than i remember and i enjoyed it more than i expected to #ok so i didn't finish zero as it was coming out but im gonna try and watch it all this time #and then prob go back and rewatch 9 and 10 and prob parts of 8-10 because i love them a lot #GENUINELY THO 17 made me laugh a lot maybe i rewatch the first half of that season again too lol #i have had a lot of Thoughts this rewatch you should all be lucky i'm not spamming you with random text posts daily #(but maybe i round them up and write them down at some point anyway. i esp have a lot of Thoughts and Feelings about Wash. who doesn't tho)

[fablegate]

EXCUSE ME RED VS BLUE FINAL SEASON TRAILER IM SCREAMING?!?!?!???!

#fablefun #don't mind me #im just #so fucking glad #they're retconning seasons 15-17 #will miss some of the character moments but the overall stories in those just #not good #god please bring back locus tho for this last season please #I NEED THIS MAN ADOPTED STAT #rvb #red vs blue

[specialofficerlemons]

Okay, I'm adding the Atlas/Kai/Kalirama fic to my to do list

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And maybe a Kai/Locus fic

Because Kai deserves better

#she deserves better than what season 17 gave her #can't a girl just like to fuck #kaikaina grif #rvb