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xxreader-writerxx · 3 years

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Fred as a Husband

Fem Y/n

Warnings: Drunk Fred, mentions of boobs and thighs, and cursing (tell me if I missed any.)

Y/n: *fixing their side of the bed as he's sleepily laying next to her*

Fred: Can you please hurry?

Y/n: I'm almost done you twit.

Fred: I'm Fred up with you not laying down. Cuddle me.

Y/n: *Drops pillow looking at him smiling* Fred up?

Fred: *Start to chuckle nodding*

Y/n: You are insane.

Fred: Oh you love me.

Y/n: Oh yeah? How do you know that?

Fred: *grabs their hand showing them the ring* I don't remember forcing you to say yes to this.

Y/n: Your mother threatened me.

***

Fred: *stumbles into bed drunking-ly*

Y/n: *reading as they rub his head* Hello Freddie.

Fred: *crying* Am I a bad person?

Y/n: *worried putting book down* What do you mean?

Fred: Am I shallow because I like your boobs?

Y/n: *laughing at this dumbass* What do you mean?

Fred: I like your boobs- Like I love your boobs. Am I bad person?

Y/n: I- Fredrick Gideon if you didn't I'd be fairly upset with you.

Fred: So its ok I like your boobs?

Y/n: *pulling him in rubbing his head* Darling... Its ok you like my boobs

Fred: Ok... *hand slips to your thighs and starts crying again* what about your thighs?!

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xxreader-writerxx · 3 years

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Name I gave: Grrrr, bark, woof. Good James

Name I gave: Guitar Hero Question Mark?

Name I gave: hE's A rUNnEr He'S A tRACkstAR

Name I gave: I BeLIevE I cAn FlY

Name I gave: I BeLIevE I cAn FlY Part Two

Name I gave: InSPecTOR JaMEs

Name I gave: Oh James- Wrong Wrong Place- No...

Name I gave: Pouty Fred

Name I gave: YOU SO TOTALLY ROCKED SQUIRT COMMENT YOUR IDEAS <333333

ALSO: THESE ARE FROM SIX YEARS AGO AND MY DUMB SELF COMMENTED ON ONE NOT REALIZING-

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