#freaky fontaine

[raptureshots]

does this even deserve a caption?

#bioshock #frank fontaine #my post ‼️ #idk why i even made this ngl #frank nibbles fontaine ily #guys i rlly fucking like fontaine like #totally a normal average amount mhm yepppp #freaky fontaine #okay ill shut up now bye bye

[another-goblin]

Breaking News. Chief Justice of Fontaine has been arrested for, I don't know, like, trespassing into Fortress of Meropide's waters?... Illegal poaching of Lumitoile? Zooming around in a freaky way in the dark at his increased sprint speed like a weird cryptid that he is?...

(portrayed here in his "magical fairy glitch" form)

I decided not to draw him having his mugshot taken. He's embarrassed enough.

(I mean these stars are nice and soggy, what's not to like)

(bonus)

He brought something for Wriothesley too.

Wriothesley's the first character I'm actually prefarming for. I think it's a great way to ensure I won't get him though. And yes, characters eat their local specialty accession materials, you won't convince me otherwise.

btw what's the deal with punchy guys and bugs. I'm still gathering Onikabuto for Heizou

#genshin impact #my stuff #neuvillette #wriothesley #I actually panicked when he got caught in the ray #I didn't know you can get arrested

[annachum]

If Namor x Shuri were to actually become canon

I can totally see them having a slow burn former foes/rivals/political allies to lovers dynamic

Like :

. Being political allies had them work together in diplomacy and international relations related matters and such and find that they have even more in common than one may think

. Namor got his eyes opened to even more types of surface dwellers and realizes that....not all of them are like the Spanish colonisers that killed his dad 🤯🤯🤯🥺🥺🥺😭😭

. Namor eventually admitting that he feels guilty for inadvertently causing Ramonda's death ( THE ANGST )

. EVERYONE IN TALOCAN KNOWS THAT NAMOR IS SMITTEN WITH SHURI AT FIRST SIGBT

. That received mixed feelings from the Talokanis ( some are more hesitant, some others just joined the shipping boat )

. Shuri at first doesn't feel exactly the dame way yet gradually became torn between her growing attraction to Namor and tormented from even THINKING of forgiving Namor who inadvertently caused Ramonda's death ( THE ANGSSSTTTTT )

. The two eventually start to wear elements of each other's home domains' clothing at times in front of each other. They told their cohorts that it is ' to persuade Wakandans/Talocans even more ' YET ALL THE TALOKANIS KNEW HE AINT SLICK and some Wakandans picked that up too.

. Nakia understands how Shuri feels throughout the whole thing and tries her best to support and watch over her through the whole thing

. Riri ( who became an online friend of Shuri's after BP 2 ) was all like a hype woman like, ' GIRL THAT DUDE IS MF DRAGON AND HE LITERALLY GAVE YOU HIS MOM'S BRACELET '

Shuri : (in a facetime with Riri )Uh, Riri, we are just political allies, NOTHING MORE.

Riri :Yeah? Well, uh, how do you explain you SUDDENLY wearing more green jewelry that I see on your Instagram posts, hm? Care to explain?

Shuri : * face red * Uh.....

. Both suddenly found even more common ground in their shared hatred for Valentina Fontaine aka Madame Hydra

. Namor : Valentina is what us Talokanis call (in Mayan ) a piece of rotten fish

Shuri : * laughs loudly * Ku, I think she looks like a pig in some freaky Kardashian wig?

Namor : Are the Kardashians like.....the land people's version of nobility or something?

Shuri : * proceeds to show Namor some pics and clips of Keep up with the Kardashians *

Namor : * grimaces and laughs * Such vulgar behavior and dress style! And land people actually LIKE these stuff?!

Shuri : Yeah, well, SOME. Not me. I just heard stuff from some others and just laugh about it.

Namor and Shuri : * both roll over with laughter *

Aneka : * from a distance watching and excitedly filming the interaction *

Okoye : * watches with Aneka yet shakes her head with exasperation and being like ' I'm watching you, sea dragon man ' and trying to help Ankea contain her suppressed laughter *

. Thor ( whom I think that Namor will be friends with sometime after BP 2, or they are friends already before that )basically becomes a hype man for Namor and offers some advice on how to ' court a mortal lady '

' You should swim up to the shore, send her flowers, and just write love letters '

' Uh, wear more purple jewelry? My friends in Wakanda LOVR purple jewelry. '

' Maybe show her that you are actually good with kids!'

Namor : * groans * Thunder man, I appreciate your advices, yet Shuri is not like your lover Lady Foster. Plus, I have an army of nieces and nephews from both sides of my household tree that reside in different parts of the ocean and they ALL have a way to drive people nuts.

. And then when, after some time, Namor and Shuri FINALLY got together

Riri, Aneka and Thor just high five each other

Okoye just goes ' Hurt her again, and you're good as filleted ' to Namor

M'Baku basically just TRIES to challenge Namor in ' a series of challenges to prove that he is worthy of Princess Shuri ' yet Shuri was all like, ' Well, he passed them all before, has he not?' with a big smirk on her face.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

#lol #aneka riri and thor being hype people and IM LIVING IT #nakia basically being shuri's protective yet loving big sis figure in this awww #okoye is a MOOD #aneka is a wine aunt #namora is just eating ocean dates and just watching drama go down #attum just shifts between tryna keep namor in check AND basically also be a hype man of his #namor x shuri #slow burn #rivals/former foes/political allies to lovers #THE ANGST THO #AND THE DRAMA

[bitter69uk]

Out of the gutter and into your arms, the FREE monthly Lobotomy Room cinema club (devoted to Bad Movies for Bad People) returns on Thursday 16 May 2024! And boy, do we have a shocker for you this time – 1965 hagsploitation thriller Die! Die! My Darling!

Chic, cosmopolitan and modern, American Patricia Carroll (Stefanie Powers) is living her best life. Upon arriving in London to marry her suave Brit fiancé Alan (Maurice Kaufmann), Carroll seeks closure by visiting Mrs. Trefoile, the grieving mother of her former boyfriend Stephen who died under tragic circumstances years earlier. Big mistake! Mrs. Trefoile turns out to be a terrifying religious fundamentalist and vengeful psychopath who most definitely does not have Patricia’s best interests at heart. To be fair, Patricia should have suspected Mrs. Trefoile was evil. She resides in a Gothic lair populated by freaky menacing servants (including a young Donald Sutherland and Yootha Joyce!). When we’re first introduced to her, Mrs. Trefoile is sitting in the kind of wicker peacock chair favoured by Morticia Addams. And when dinner is served, it’s vegetarian! (“We do not use condiments of any kind in this house, Patricia! God's food should be eaten unadorned!” she adds). Adding to the fun considerably, the bible-bashing Mrs. Trefoil is portrayed by the fabulous cast-against-type debauched hellraising wild woman of the American stage and campy gay icon, Miss Tallulah Bankhead, in her final film role. (She died in 1968).

In truth, Die! Die! My Darling! is arguably rarely “scary”, but with its sadistic emphasis on Patricia’s torment, it packs a nasty jolt. As the AllMovie website concludes, “Die! Die!'s thrills may be cheap, but they're thrills nonetheless.” And if you’re a fan of hagsploitation horror like What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Strait-jacket and Hush … Hush, Sweet Charlotte, this one is a must! So, join us to watch Die! Die! My Darling! over cocktails at Fontaine’s bar in Dalston on 16 May! Details.

#die die my darling #tallulah bankhead #hagsploitation #horror movies #lobotomy room #bad movies for bad people #bad movies we love #kitsch #lgbtqia #lobotomy room film club #hammer horror #bad movies rule #shock value #stefanie powers

[wri0thesley]

SUPER MILD LANTERN RITE NPC SPOILER BUT

Nat,,,, Nat! I just met Dvorak and he's So Soggy (literally) I wanna wring him out and put him on a clothesline Fontaine my beloved

I think his little outfit is so so cute!! I love how all the fontaine men we meet are weird little freaky guys, i hope this is just how fontaine is and the ladies are tall and statuesque and put together.

I saw on Twitter that he’s voiced by an opera singer too! a good npc. I care him

#nat.txt #genshin impact posting

[murdrdocs]

hey pookie any song/show recs 4 me perchance?? am trying to broaden my music taste and also have nothing to watch currently (its semester break for me and ur girl is bored af 😞)

oooo lately i have been broadening my music taste and listening to deftones and the garden albums in full. i listened to diamond eyes (deftones) in full the other night and found a new favorite song. anyway here's a long list.

from the garden i like their popular songs a lot, my favorites (in no particular order) are:

california here we go

thy mission (obsessed w this one)

clay

this could build us a home

:)

call this # now

from deftones i really like:

you've seen the butcher

risk

976-evil

beauty school

(the popular songs ik)

i also really like djos music. his first album is a staple for a hot summer night when you're in your bedroom. my favorites from twenty twenty are:

bnbg

just along for the ride

mortal projections

the guitar riffs in twenty twenty are actually orgasmic they rlly made me appreciate joe as an artist when i first heard them.

twenty one pilots just came out with a new song that i loveeee. it's called overcompensate.

im a big the 1975 fan. their first album (the 1975) is one of my all time favorite albums. i really like the deluxe songs on there. my favorites from that album are:

the 1975

settle down

talk!

undo

haunt//bed

fallingforyou

me

that album is kinda ... melancholy but perfecttt for late nights.

also from the 1975 i would recommend somebody else. one of their more popular songs for a reason.

im a big wallows fan too. my favorite work of theirs is spring EP. from there it's only right is my absolute favorite song. wish me luck is also one of my favorite wallows songs.

songs in general that i really like are:

southern nights by glenn miller [country vibes]

resonance by home [chill, instrumental vibes]

how cold love is by fonataines d.c (also that entire album is so fucking good i love the irish) [70s punk feel]

us by movement (inspired many of my fics) [chill vibes as well]

in ár gCroíthe go deo by fontaines d.c [same band so also punk]

stevie doesn't wonder by hotel ugly [very chill vibes]

reasons by earth, wind, and fire [a peter quill special]

venus fly by grimes [hyperpop is the genre i think? idk i cant describe it its just so well done]

closer by nine inch nails [freaky goth sex in a song]

okay thats all for songs i think thats a lot my b.

shows i would recommend are:

community (comedy sitcom w 20 min episodes)

peacemaker (dc superhero show but soooo good omg)

ted lasso (my absolute favorite show the character development and the relationships actually makes me want to live and create shows)

the bear (i've only seen s1 but s1 ep 7 actually hooked me sb)

teen wolf (its a classic for a reason. you should watch it only for season 3b fr. but u have to watch in order)

daredevil (season 3 ... SEASON 3 !!! so so so good matt i love you the writing is so good the fight choreo is so good the color grading is extraordinary the themes in it are insane i love this show sm)

okay this is a long list hopefully it helps!

#/chats #/recs

[the-american-writer-from-narnia]

So…I finished Burial at Sea Ep 2 today. (Finished the main game and BAS 1 last night and…)

Wow.

What a meh game.

Too much action, not enough story. (And trying to tie in to BS1 didn’t work, it felt forced.)

The potential was there, but…I simply didn’t like it.

(And what Elizabeth did to Sally in BAS 1? Using her as BAIT?! Idiotic.)

Although I did like the Siren sequence, at least the screams she did (the fight was garbage) were really spooky. And the Boys of Silence were freaky.

And why the freak was Atlas in Fontaine’s Department Store, wouldn’t Ryan have just killed him, not imprisoned him? Also why was he such a jerk? You’re not acting like the voice of people there, laddie. (Yeah, the players know who he really is, but where’s the ‘I am not a liberator, these people will liberate themselves,’ Atlas?)

*sigh* See, if I hadn’t spoiled myself for the game (which was super easy to do, I need to stay out of the Steam forums rather than check for recent bugs to look out for) I might’ve liked it more, I may’ve cared for Booker and Elizabeth, and the game barely gave them any time to care for each other.

One thing I can agree with a lot of players on though: they did Daisy Fitzroy wrong.

- - -

Well, having finally completed the Bioshock collection, I can see why they’re considered a classic. (Not you Infinite, the Edwardian city in the sky was nice, but that was all.)

I think I liked 1 most of all, BS2 was mildly frustrating because of it crashing, but it was still good.

#bioshock #bioshock infinite #burial at sea #I’m going to end with that #or I’ll go on about the things I hated in Infinite and BaS #The first two were INFINITELY more better #Burial at Sea can sink to the bottom of the briny

[childeproof]

doing the self insert lore questions,, but i’m not rbing op bc they’re a pr*shitter. fuck outta here. anyways just blabbing about sacha ( genshin s/i ) tbh!

Q: is there a character from their source who isn't/wasn't originally an f/o but that has lore connections to your s/i? in other words, a (potential) f/o for lore reasons?

A: i think maybe scaramouche would fit this one? but i can’t even begin to conceive the idea of sacha liking him romantically, only ever platonically as a close friend or brother figure. i imagine that it wouldn’t be purposeful, they just happen to grow close via their connections with childe + them both being in the fatui. after sacha leaves the fatui, scaramouche ends up becoming wanderer— so he remembers sacha, but because of him wiping himself out of ( basically ) everyone’s memory, it doesn’t remember him. i never intended for them to be friends, but i genuinely can’t imagine them not being this odd pair of pals now, lol.

Q: if your s/i is used for multiple f/os, how would all the timelines look if displayed together?

A: currently i only ship sacha with childe & neuvillette, so it would be like three major periods: in fatui arc ( childe ) , post fatui arc ( neuvillette ) , fatui reunion arc ( childe ) , and then maybe a poly relationship afterwards. most of the time i think of neuvillette’s relationship with him as a short but passionate relationship that ends up being a tragic thing bc neuvillette is only an “ in between “ thing for sacha. he ends up going back to his “ true “ lover, childe in a good 80% of my thoughts.

Q: do you have several timelines in your selfship? if so, describe them. alternatively, do you imagine your selfship in different stages of the relationship?

A: i have a few different timelines! the “ main “ one or the one i operate in most of the time is a timeline where sacha leaves the fatui, becomes a famous conductor, has a short relationship with neuvillette, then goes back to childe. his backstory is consistent amongst all timelines btw, so i won’t get too much into it. secondary timeline is one where sacha stays with neuvillette. third timeline is one where sacha stays in the fatui & is actually the one to kill signora in order to prove loyalty to the tsaritsa + rise and become a harbinger. in this timeline i imagine he’d hunt after scaramouche for “ reasons unknown to even himself “ ( it misses his pal, basically ). childe still loves him but sacha is a lot more intense and freaky.. naturally. more timelines on the way, probably.

Q: what is your s/i's backstory? how does it make them meet your f/o(s)?

A: sacha lovell was found in the woods of fontaine by arlecchino & was adopted into the hearth program. he basically grows up in the fatui, being known for his beautiful voice in the chorus and his willingness to bite. also, it was found eating from a wolf’s carcass. his mother was dead in the snow nearby.

Q: any major changes in your selfship lore over time? if so, compare how it used to be with how it's now.

A: not really! no major changes because i like his wolf symbolism a lot. might play around with location ( snezhnaya instead of fontaine, maybe ) and time frames ( i imagine arlecchino to be much older than childe, so sacha’s adoption comes a little while after childe’s acception into the fatui, they grow up together ) ( sacha’s adopted FAR before lynette, lyney, & freminet in my mind ).

Q: any favorite reoccurring scenario?

A: i keep thinking of sacha going on dates to the opera with neuvillette,, like that’s their spot. they frequent it so often, they have their own personal seats practically. childe wise, i like to imagine them in the fatui as two older teenage boys who don’t understand that their “ friendship “ is like actually just a gay relationship. but it doesn’t matter! they don’t need labels yknow? there’s a playful innocence with it.

Q: are you more of a "has everything written down" self shipper or a "what happens in my daydreams STAYS in my daydreams" self shipper?

A: the first until it comes to anything suppperr personal

Q:alternatively, do you have tons of s/i lore or just wing it on the spot?

A: usually lots of s/i lore! it’s one of my fav parts of selfshipping :3

Q: au time! pick an au of your ship that you have thoughts for and talk about it. if you can't decide, pick it randomly.

A: 2000S PUNK ROCK X CLASSICAL PREP AU. childe is a punk rocker in a band called the “ fatui “ and sacha is a prep who is training / learning to become a conductor! except, childe is his teacher’s nephew, so they see each other & bicker sometimes. everyone in childe’s band knows he’s whipped btw. also i imagine they’d either be juniors - seniors in highschool or freshmen in college, and they’d go to the same school or college, whatever. so they just keep running into each other, especially now that they know the other exists. childe with piercings.. yummmm. good ol’ “ enemies “ to lovers ( they don’t actually hate each other but ew punk! vs ew prep! )

Q: free pass! tell a fun self ship lore fact or just talk about anything of it that comes to mind.

A: fun fact.. if sacha was alive modern day he’d probably be wolfkin like theriokin ( ? I think I misspelled it ) and childe wld be foxkin. predator animal coded boyfriends.

#childeproof #chisacha #🦢 #sacha lovell #( sacha doesn’t eat wolves anymore but he did when he was young & alone and also when he was hungry in da fatui ) #^^ another fun fact

[mcondance]

idk i feel like fontaine would be into degradation but in a sweet way at the same time 😭

fontaine’s degrading is very. . idk how 2 explain it. ​

say for instance he calls you slut or smth. it’s in more of an admiring way?? like slut as in you know how to fuck him the way he likes or whore as in you’re down for some rlly freaky shit. it’s never looking down at you.

#do y’all understand what i’m tryna say #₊˚. ☆ yours truly 💌: #anon

[numetaljackdog]

what i'm listening to 12/5/2022 (song notes under cut)

spot. link//yt link

Laura Les - Haunted: haunted. by laura les.

100 gecs - Hey Big Man: rapidly becoming a contender for my favorite gecs song ever. so many great lines, great sounds, plus the fucking. SNAKE EYES.

100 gecs - Torture Me (feat. Skrillex): i might have preferred the demo of this a tiny bit but this one's still great. the lyrics themselves feel a little bit more adjacent to laura's solo stuff which is cool with me, if you couldn't guess

100 gecs - Runaway: probably my least favorite on the ep but that's not saying much because i'm fuckin w it. the vocals on this are particularly *chefs kiss*

Fontaines D.C. - Jackie Down The Line: i thiiiink this is one of the first tracks to ever appear in more than one WILT... i heard this one on the radio by chance over the summer and it really stuck with me. when wrapped came out, i relistened and have had it on repeat again since. i didn't love this album when it came out, but maybe i'll give it another shot...

Insane Clown Posse - Southwest Voodoo: still on my bullshit, folks. this one has some questionable material but it's a lot of fun and has a surprisingly really great guitar riff. this month i came to the long overdue realization that i have sort of a weird transbutch faggender type attachment to goofy-ass tryhard aggro rap music, so there's gonna be a good deal of that in here

whoTF - Wendy Carlos (feat. Folie, Forget Basement, Fraxiom): i can't really say much about this one other than that frax is a genius. that's not to ignore the others on the track, just that frax is the only one i've had prolonged exposure to

Orgy - Fiction - Dream in Digital: i finally got around to listening to this album after picking it up from the thrift store months ago, and upon hearing this track i realized i had heard it a fair few times before. i lovvve this type of overdramatic cyberpunky industrial shit from the 00s, it's basically what generated my "synthetic solution" tag. good for lain fans btw

CAKE - Never There: heard it on the radio. it's got bitchin horns and a goofy catchy chorus... what more do you want

Deli Girls - It Must Be So nice: this type of digital hardcore or whatever you call it is right up my alley because it's like the perfect midpoint between crazy goth metal shit (love it) and freaky electronic shit (love it). owns. shoutout violet for making good playlists <3

Lil Uzi Vert - Just Wanna Rock: like all the lil uzi material i've enjoyed, this one took a fair few listens to click. it's good though! i'm legally not allowed to say anymore about this song.

White Town - Your Woman: found this from the newest todd video (#toddgirl) and got super interested in hearing more of this guy's stuff. haven't gotten to it yet but this one still goes off

Worthikids - Pinned My Dreams On A Shooting Star: i'll be real when i heard this in the new episode, i thought it was going to be a lot more minor key and edgy. little bit disappointed, frankly, BUT. still a good jam. bubger

Harry Styles - Late Night Talking: i'm as surprised as you are. these top 40 rankings are doing things to me, man. this week's coming later today btw. but yeah this was a way better single than as it was, it's got really nice harmonies and speaks to the theme of change much better. i'm legally not allowed to say anymore about this song.

House Of Pain - Top O' The Morning to Ya: remember what i said about shitty tryhard aggro rap? yeah

Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands): same kinda thing as the orgy song where i realized i had heard this a million times, except this time i didn't buy the album i just heard this on the radio. i do love my post grunge!

Kris Kross - I Missed The Bus: another todd find, he used this as the interstitial in his 90's bus ranking video. it's just so fucking funny to me, these kids having to act all tough and cool while rapping a chorus that just goes "i missed the bus" again and again lmaooo

Mudvayne - Happy?: mudvayne had some genuinely good songs but also mostly chad gray's voice is just really funny because of how shitty it is. like bro you can barely scream please stop trying to clean sing. except don't because again. very funny

Eminem - Without Me: LOOK. i'm allowed to enjoy a few eminem songs, both because of the aforementioned weird gender crisis i've been having for the past month or possibly several years AND because some of them are not that bad!! the hook on this one is really good!! fuck you! still, the amusement i get from ripping on eminem will always always always outweigh any level of genuine enjoyment i might be able to get from his music

#*char noises* #talking pop

[sassrah-draws]

I ended up being able to join a friend’s Genshin DND campaign, so I had to make a character. I was torn between two concepts that I was really enjoying, and said “why not both?”. So here are Celeste and Bastian. They puppeteer each other on the battlefield, testing out some freaky body-controlling technology. (They’re from Fontaine, Celeste is a dendro catalyst and Bastian is an electro polearm) It’s been really hard for me to draw lately, but these two were SO much fun to design. #genshinoc https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmp-Fg_O9Fn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#genshinoc

[furiousartist]

My brother helped me getting started in Animal Crossing yesterday. I chose the freaky eyes... welcome to my town.

Ps. He have made the Aku face print and yes my towns name is Fontaine, don't judge

#animal crossing #new leaf #freaky eyes #fontaine #mayor Tora #acnl #love my pilot hat #gonna draw it in firealpaca #aku #my art

[arivederchu]

general kaeya relationship hcs

a/n: i really went off on this one huh

characters: kaeya alberich

cw: this is sfw + nsfw hcs! nsfw is under the cut!

ugh this sexy mf where do i even stART

if you confess to him first before the start of your relationship, this cheeky man was like “I knew you’d come to me eventually~” pls what is wrong with him

very flirtatious and uses many, many pick up lines on you it’s insane

if you have a low self-confidence, he’ll use them even more, but with more sincerity so you can know how much he loves and appreciates you, even if he doesn’t always act like it, he cares about you very much and wants nothing more than your happiness, whatever it takes.

if you’re another knight like him or an independent vigilante like diluc, he’ll respect your choices regardless, however please let him accompany you on doing tasks like clearing out hilichurl camps

if you’re simply another citizen, he won’t mind either! of course, he’ll be a bit more protective since you aren’t exactly trained in fighting, but he’ll teach you some basic survival and fighting skills

kaeya will treat you like a queen 24/7

okay nvm maybe like 23/7- he’s the type to fight on hoards of hilichurls for you but refuses to get you your belongings from the other room 

pda is a must for him! hand-holding, forehead kisses (or full on makeout sessions), even occasionally grabbing your ass

of course he’s respectful though, if you don’t like pda then he won’t do those things, but at least let him hold your hand! 

do expect to go out drinking with him (if you do drink) at cat’s tail or angel’s share, sometimes even having to walk him home because he’s definitely going to trip over nothing if you don’t

or the other way around who knows

if you’re having any troubles regarding anyone in mondstadt (or all of teyvat), kaeya will definitely take care of them for you~

one way or another [shudders]

he introduces you to diluc one day and diluc 100% warns you to be careful around kaeya

it’s all good though diluc tolerates you a lot more than he does kaeya

small headcanon that whenever you two and kaeya are free for a longer amount of time, you travel to one of the other nations

your main destinations are usually liyue or fontaine, liyue has its gorgeous views and sights, along with the amazing food of course-- and fontaine for its so-called “true beauty and elegance” and it being the hub of culture and arts

(please note this is solely based off of in-game descriptions of fontaine)

and he’ll spoil you as much as you want anytime, whatever you want he will make sure he’s able to buy it assuming he’s not broke

i mean overall he just loves you, almost anything you could want or need he will provide for you to the best of his ability

NSFW under the cut - minors beware!

expect some sleepless nights because yk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

peg him please 

if you peg him he won’t hold back AT ALL on his moans, he’s so loud and it’s so hot

on to what turns him on, if he sees you being serious such as harshly scolding someone or you absolutely tearing someone apart (be it in a battle of brains or brawn), he will rail you into next week because it’s so hot

cockwarming punishments

he loves doing it in public, the thrill of getting caught feels so intense

especially at angel’s share where there’s usually quite a bit of people there, sometimes including diluc hey im all up for a threesome just hmu

and of course when you’re in public he’ll shift around a little causing you to whine while he continues to casually talk with other patrons at angel’s share

but don’t be mistaken he’s definitely a switch

loves to be dominant

but loves you being dominant over him just a lil bit more

back at it with the pegging, he loves it when you peg and degrade him, call him a little bitch and tease how he’s writhing from your cock and he will be WEAK

definitely has a mommy kink when you’re on top 

when he’s on top however, he can go smooth and gentle, more fitting into “making love”

meanwhile his rough pounding goes more under “fucking”

what can i say he’s freaky in bed no matter who’s on top

onto oral, he’s leaning more towards the receiving side, he loves tugging on your hair as 

his sex drive is H I G H

if yours is too, then all the better, it works out great for the both of you in the end

well, maybe not great for your sleep schedule but at that point it’s the least of your worries, right?

as for aftercare

it really depends on how exhausted the both of you are, if you’re still wide awake he’ll give you a full on bubble bath (or you both go into the shower which may or may not lead to shower sex)

he’ll massage you and help you with whatever you need, including getting food for you both

if you’re both tired however, you’ll just clean up or not clean up at all and go straight to cuddling then sleeping

thank you for coming to my ted talk

had some fun writing this, i love kaeya so much, one of my faves <3

#kaeya alberich #kaeya #kaeya x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #katasfw #katansfw #kaeya headcanons

[spookyboywhump]

alleeeeeen what game what song omg please scream about it

WELL SINCE YOU ASKED-

I’m sorry I go full nerd down here

The song in question:

It’s a fan song for the game Bioshock! It’s a first person shooter game that came out back in 2008, it’s kind of a survival horror game but I wouldn’t say it’s all that scary. It takes place in an underwater city called Rapture, which looks like this by the way

And some interior shots

For me, the setting is the main draw of the game, it provides such amazing atmosphere and it’s just so beautiful. There’s a lot to talk about when it comes to the ideas presented within the game but unfortunately I am stupid, I cannot get into all the philosophical stuff. Anyways

The city is in a state of disrepair and decay, it’s very post apocalyptic, but instead of zombies, the most common enemy you encounter are Splicers. Splicers are what happens when someone overuses ADAM, a thing in the game that essentially rewrites DNA and gives you different powers, you have to spend ADAM to get these things (you recharge that bar tho with EVE). You get ADAM from little sisters, these freaky little girls

I’m using a picture from the second game because the graphics are better but it’s basically the same deal. I think they’re kinda cute.

They gather ADAM from corpses with these huge needles, and they’re protected by these guys, called Big Daddies

They’re fucking terrifying

You have to get through them to get to the little sister, which is how you get ADAM. You can choose to harvest or save them, as they’re genetically modified and just kinda fucked up. You get more ADAM if you harvest them, but I choose to save them because 1. It feels nicer and 2. Whether you save or harvest them determines your ending

Anyways the point of the game is to fight your way through Rapture to get to Andrew Ryan, the city’s founder, and off him. You’re guided through a radio by a man named Atlas, and along the way you’ll hear bits and pieces about a man called Fontaine (I can’t remember his first name rn lmao but they usually just call him Fontaine anyway) there are other characters of course but yeah

Now, the game came out in 2008, and takes place in the 1960’s so. There are some questionable things but I feel like a lot of it is meant to be seen as a bad thing, not glorifying it. Also I don’t recommend this game to anyone who doesn’t like needles, as there are A LOT, and the only way to get more EVE in your body is via injection which is shown, every single time.

OH also, the game has a hacking feature. You can hack security cameras and turrets to attack your enemies, you just have to solve this like puzzle mini game. I fucking. Love. The puzzles. I’m proud of my speed on some of em lmao. Unfortunately they took this feature away in the next two games. Also throughout the game you can pickup video diaries from various people, which gives you more info on the story and the way Rapture was Before.

I just really fucking love this game. I can’t even fully explain why I just DO. The last time I played, I beat it in one sitting, and when I was done I just started sobbing and hyperventilating because I was so overwhelmed by how happy it makes me. The setting is beautiful, being underwater, Rapture has this very Art Deco aesthetic, it’s so lovely. It’s genuinely one of my all time favorite games, and I didn’t even cover everything here to avoid going into spoilers for anyone who’s actually interested in playing/watching a playthrough. Thank you for letting me scream. I’m feral. This game makes me need to scream from excitement

#BIOSHOCK GO BRRRRRRRRR #thank u anon uwu #not whump #Allen.txt

[wri0thesley]

anon with the rancid guy here! apologies for ramble but he is a twat . also if you have any fontaine oc brainrot or ideas of your own I’d love to hear!! holding out my hands

his name is yves~ he’s a charming aristocrat- the oldest son of a noble house devoted to furina’s service. a little spoiled with all the riches and luxury, but he makes up for it with his princely, gentle demeanour. silver tongued and sociable, with an eye for beautiful things- but he’s also known to be a family man! in fact, he spent weeks working with a tailor on a dress for his sister’s birthday!

however, yves’ job and hobby is dollmaking! cute dolls, pretty dolls, figurines for kids- but his greatest talent is in making… very lifelike dolls… oh, did that one just move? don’t worry about it! it’s not like he can turn people into dolls, right?

(I am telling you now: it is actually like that)

(some maids at the manor will gossip about how he once almost put his sister in a cage over an argument. if you ask him, he’ll laugh it off. why, that’s almost as ridiculous as the rumours that my little sister is a doll! even if I were to put someone in a cage, it would be with delicate chains, three meals a day, and a nice view of the rose garden. not that I would do that.)

anyway, with a man as nice as yves, anyone who catches his fancy will be very lucky!

ahvfjfdn anon i actually have a yan girl (not at all related to genshin) oc who is also a . . . maker of dolls, in Some Fashion. i LOOOVE dolls and doll motifs in yans and freaky little characters - and ofc i also love silver-tongued aristocrats (though i'm sure that's very much obvious by now!). is he a vision user? i'm thinking that a cryo vision would be exceedingly useful in . . . ahem. immobilising people whilst they were worked on, i suppose?

#yandere for ts #ocs.txt #genshin impact posting

[brokenhardies]

FREAKY: ORIGINS - CAST LIST

Thomas Doherty as Barney Garris

The future Blissfield Butcher. An introverted and somewhat reclusive teenage boy with a fascination with both medicine and the occult. Ostracised at school for his ‘strange’ behaviour, as well as his height.

Olivia Holt as Jennifer ‘Jenny’ Bucchanan 

The popular peppy cheerleader with a heart of gold. Barney’s love interest who is the only person who shows him respect and affection. Appears to be a bit ‘dumb’ or ‘naive’, but is still very much well liked. 

Aramis Knight as Wade Collins

One of Blissfield Valley High’s footballers and the main tormentor of Barney. Wade used to date Jenny, until she broke up with him for unknown reasons. Is a total asshole and the big man on campus. 

Paris Berelc as Sandra Trinidad

The school’s local gossip hound who’s in with the popular crowd. She’s one of the nicest members of the group, but still gives Barney the cold shoulder. Is best friends with Jenny and often hangs out with her at lunchtime. 

Leo Howard as Marty Fontaine

Linebacker for the Blissfield Valley Beavers. A total dumbass, who mainly follows along with Wade in his torment of Barney. Has a secret stash of drugs in his locker that he’s been selling to the whole school.

Abigail Cowen as Deborah ‘Debbie’ Spears

A somewhat nerdy and reclusive teenager who shares Barney’s love of the occult. Writes poetry in her spare time. Secretly has a crush on Barney but hides it from him because he likes Jenny. 

Kaya Scodelario as Victoria ‘Vicky’ Garris

Barney’s college aged older sibling and technical legal guardian due to their neglectful parents. Fell into booze and drugs because of the stress of being both a college student and the 'parent’ of Barney. Indirectly helps with his reclusive nature.

Jamie Lee Curtis as Coach Norma Thompson

The track team coach of Blissfield Valley High who sees Barney’s potential as a star athlete. She’s pretty much the only one for the whole movie that is on his side - think like the gym teacher from Carrie. 

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