we used to dye our tongues on purpose using kool-aid and i stood in the sprinklers with the grass already so muddy it was starting to do that thing where your lawn is now quicksand
i think i want to kiss you because you remind me of smoothing out the chalk drawing with gentle fingers. of anthills and feeding birds our leftover lettuce. of getting covered in briars while we picked blueberries from the backyard bush. i think i want to kiss you because it's a bad idea, and i think i want to kiss you because of how water grips the side of a pitcher of iced tea.
you said your life was a toddler's art piece, with paint splatted on your floor, in your mouth, in your hair. i was delighted by that.
i loved the idea of leaving color everywhere.
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not to brag or anything but i do actually have the perfect trc bookmark. like. perfection. bet you wish you had one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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y'all really gonna watch israel POISON THE WATER SUPPLY and still try and argue that they're indigenous to the land, huh?
you are deeply unserious people.
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learning how much Debt medium rich people are in is so scary to me. like. I'm about 1k in credit card debt (which is very low compared to my total credit limits I know how to keep a good ratio going for a good credit score) and then like 20k in student loan debt and that's terrifying to me. but 99% of medium rich people you see are like. hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and that's just How they pay for their lifestyle. they get insanely high credit limits and just pay for entire cruises and vacations and bullshit on their credit cards. I cannot fathom this. if I were 300k in credit card debt I'd be having heart palpatations daily. but it's good to keep this in mind when going "how tf do people my age afford things?!" bc typically the answer is: credit cards and loans. they aren't affording things at all.
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Started a new play through of BG3 last night with a friend. She has no context for the game besides the fact it’s D&D and I play it. Upon meeting Astarion she goes, “Is he a vampire?”, and I lost it.
Not five minutes later she let her brain get munched on by a mind flayer though. So you win some, you lose some, you know?
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so many artifacts, the list goes on
if you just say the words i'll up and run
but to you oh, you oh, i'd leave it all
au where harry lives and buys a penthouse loft with chloe in bermondsey and they accidentally adopt a tuxedo cat called jimbo (james bond) and then sam waltzes into their lives and makes himself comfortable in their home (and eventually their bed) and they live happily ever after as a thief polycule ✨
commission by the lovely and talented @cecikiwi 💖
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I have no idea if the anime kept up the bit of Hizashi being the one to announce and explain everyone's quirks but I will always be shrimp emotions about him being the consistent quirk announcer...and then when it came to his quirk being explained the announcer was Aizawa. So much history and friendship in such a simple gesture from the anime team
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Does this Straw Hat owe Nami money?
Luffy - no she knows it’s not worth it
Zoro - undoubtedly
Usopp - yes but not too much, it’s mainly from back and forth betting
Sanji - yes and he loves it
Chopper - no she doesn’t have the heart
Robin - no way! Nami doesn’t charge women
Franky - no the only thing he would need it for is cola and supplies which Nami sees as important (also he isn’t as fun to torment as Zoro)
Brook - every panty comment costs him
Jimbei - on the rare occasion he does need money he’s very respectful about it so she lets him slide
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i would never want to force your hand; misty/nat, 7k, explicit
“Let me guess,” Natalie snorts. “You’re in some kind of silk teddy that men just go crazy for,” she scoffs over the last word. But her fingers drift down her belly to tug at the band of her fishnets.
Misty almost lies again and agrees. But Natalie doesn’t sound impressed by the idea, and Misty has no need for what anyone else would go crazy for. “Would you go crazy for that?”
or, Misty and Nat have phone sex (but Misty has a little bit more).
Read on AO3.
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“But now you all know that there was a nér named Findekáno Astaldo Nolofinwion, and that he saved me, in every way that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory.”
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