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inkskinned · 10 months
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we used to dye our tongues on purpose using kool-aid and i stood in the sprinklers with the grass already so muddy it was starting to do that thing where your lawn is now quicksand
i think i want to kiss you because you remind me of smoothing out the chalk drawing with gentle fingers. of anthills and feeding birds our leftover lettuce. of getting covered in briars while we picked blueberries from the backyard bush. i think i want to kiss you because it's a bad idea, and i think i want to kiss you because of how water grips the side of a pitcher of iced tea.
you said your life was a toddler's art piece, with paint splatted on your floor, in your mouth, in your hair. i was delighted by that.
i loved the idea of leaving color everywhere.
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spywhitney · 4 days
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How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:
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#the bear#the bear fx#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#richie jerimovich#jk kind of#well on days I don't see or think about Sydney haters#under every damn comment section in this fandom is someone saying Sydney didn't take accountability#like I know we all have our biases but yall are really shameless about it#Sydney scored A LOT of Ws for The Beef AND The Bear#but one time she makes a mistake and justifiably walks away from a toxic work environment she's the devil#Richie worked at The Beef for years and Sydney did more for it in what less than four months than he did#on top of being a prick to Sydney in particular because she was changing things he wanted to keep the same#to the detriment of the restaurant but also everyone#and overall being unpleasant to Carmy#Nat and anyone that didn't find him funny or interesting or like his bs#pre-Forks Richie reminds me of those types of people that only listen to people that like them#and I love that because it's realistic to some ppl#I do like Richie#it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth knowing there are people that hate Sydney#ignore her accomplishments only to raise up Richie#in the same breath when the actual show is showing you what's up#like you'd think there were different versions of the show with how these two are perceived#I get this weird need to defend Sydney when people shit on her because I wonder how often said people treat the Sydneys of the world#but that aside#In Fishes Richie mentions something about wasting potential at the beef#In Ceres it's implied he called the popo on the dealers after Sydney deescalated a situation Richie previously dealt with#in an unorthodox manner#he recognised he needed to change but still was an arsehole to the one person who was facilitating that change effectively Sydney#this show is great but people denying what they're seeing on their own screens is crazy
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squash1 · 9 months
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not to brag or anything but i do actually have the perfect trc bookmark. like. perfection. bet you wish you had one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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hypogryffin · 7 months
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how do u draw so much so fast
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well,
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nikkoliferous · 5 months
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y'all really gonna watch israel POISON THE WATER SUPPLY and still try and argue that they're indigenous to the land, huh?
you are deeply unserious people.
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dykefaggotry · 1 month
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learning how much Debt medium rich people are in is so scary to me. like. I'm about 1k in credit card debt (which is very low compared to my total credit limits I know how to keep a good ratio going for a good credit score) and then like 20k in student loan debt and that's terrifying to me. but 99% of medium rich people you see are like. hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and that's just How they pay for their lifestyle. they get insanely high credit limits and just pay for entire cruises and vacations and bullshit on their credit cards. I cannot fathom this. if I were 300k in credit card debt I'd be having heart palpatations daily. but it's good to keep this in mind when going "how tf do people my age afford things?!" bc typically the answer is: credit cards and loans. they aren't affording things at all.
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slothquisitor · 3 months
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Started a new play through of BG3 last night with a friend. She has no context for the game besides the fact it’s D&D and I play it. Upon meeting Astarion she goes, “Is he a vampire?”, and I lost it.
Not five minutes later she let her brain get munched on by a mind flayer though. So you win some, you lose some, you know?
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libertatias · 1 year
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so many artifacts, the list goes on if you just say the words i'll up and run but to you oh, you oh, i'd leave it all
au where harry lives and buys a penthouse loft with chloe in bermondsey and they accidentally adopt a tuxedo cat called jimbo (james bond) and then sam waltzes into their lives and makes himself comfortable in their home (and eventually their bed) and they live happily ever after as a thief polycule ✨
commission by the lovely and talented @cecikiwi 💖
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hella1975 · 1 year
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ive got an essay due at 3pm tomorrow and ive not even looked at it i am so so unserious about my degree and by the grace of some higher being i somehow keep managing to crawl through it's actually getting a bit funny
#me and an old friend of mine used to have a running joke during a-levels that im just one of those people where shit Works Out#and it started bc we shared two a-levels (english and economics) and in BOTH classes i regularly didn't do the homework#or the reading etc and yet it would ALWAYS work out for me#like we'd walk into a class neither of us having done the homework and they'd get yelled at while i went under the radar somehow#or that one english essay i got the highest score in the class when i literally hadn't even read the fucking book it was on#and when we pointed the theory out it started just becoming really prevalent#like no matter how late i am for things i'll arrive and by some miracle the thing im late for is also late (e.g a train or teacher)#like im just one of those people that has very very mundane luck#and low and behold i am fighting this degree with bloody fists putting the absolute bare minimum in for my own sanity's sake#and i SOMEHOW keep pulling through. literally failed two modules last year and STILL got a 2:1 average#and the last essay i wrote was the worst essay id ever done in my life and i get my standards are higher bc ik im good at essays#but the point still stands and you know what? i got a FIRST#literally was pure waffle i have never blagged it so hard and i got a FIRST#and all this shit just makes me cockier and cockier and go even more by the skin of my teeth and it ALWAYS WORKS OUT#it's soooo silly but im not complaining. anyway ill keep u posted about this essay <3 it's econ history so is actually interesting#but the most ive done for it is ask the sc ai lmao and for context degree-level essays usually require a good few days of graft#live love laziness#hella goes to uni
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thefairyquill · 25 days
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teatitty · 8 months
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I have no idea if the anime kept up the bit of Hizashi being the one to announce and explain everyone's quirks but I will always be shrimp emotions about him being the consistent quirk announcer...and then when it came to his quirk being explained the announcer was Aizawa. So much history and friendship in such a simple gesture from the anime team
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burgers-in-anime · 10 months
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Aura Battler Dunbine, episode 15: "Furaon Moves Not" (1983)
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wifeofkatakuri · 9 months
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Does this Straw Hat owe Nami money?
Luffy - no she knows it’s not worth it
Zoro - undoubtedly
Usopp - yes but not too much, it’s mainly from back and forth betting
Sanji - yes and he loves it
Chopper - no she doesn’t have the heart
Robin - no way! Nami doesn’t charge women
Franky - no the only thing he would need it for is cola and supplies which Nami sees as important (also he isn’t as fun to torment as Zoro)
Brook - every panty comment costs him
Jimbei - on the rare occasion he does need money he’s very respectful about it so she lets him slide
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wistfulwatcher · 1 year
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i would never want to force your hand; misty/nat, 7k, explicit
“Let me guess,” Natalie snorts. “You’re in some kind of silk teddy that men just go crazy for,” she scoffs over the last word. But her fingers drift down her belly to tug at the band of her fishnets.
Misty almost lies again and agrees. But Natalie doesn’t sound impressed by the idea, and Misty has no need for what anyone else would go crazy for. “Would you go crazy for that?”
or, Misty and Nat have phone sex (but Misty has a little bit more).
Read on AO3.
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kirnet · 6 months
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My car broke down 🫦👅
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absynthe--minded · 1 year
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“But now you all know that there was a nér named Findekáno Astaldo Nolofinwion, and that he saved me, in every way that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory.”
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