#for legal purposes this is satire

[aridante]

we need to start killing people in power again there hasn’t been an assassination in a while and look where it’s gotten us

#i actually feel fucking sick #how is it 2022 and this still happened #for legal purposes this is satire #text #leila.txt

[memoryoperator]

Fellas is it unethical to write neverafter fanfiction? I mean, if you really liked the characters, you’d let ‘em live without putting them into situations of your own design, right?

#knocking on doors asking for the devil #d20 #dimension 20 #neverafter #d20 neverafter #for legal purposes this is satire

[airxn]

i've written in the past how i've noticed over the decade how the majority, not all, of the rpc follow muses based on how shippable they are. not me though. i see a muse and gauge how annoying airin can be towards them

#velociraptorisms #for legal purposes this is satire #like everything else that comes out of my mouth #but this is it chief -- will your muse want to punt airin? #awesome! followed followed with my whole heart

[strawberryjamsara]

I took the the yttd mangaka out and shot him like a lame horse. SAD. Well there’s other artists.

#your turn to die #kimi ga shine #yttd #gothitxt #for legal purposes this is satire

[peaky-shelby]

Woke up sick to find out that psg was literally beat 3 to 1 by a McDonald's drive through team. Literally. Someone get Messi and Neymar back on the field before i lose my mind.

#for legal purposes this is satire #just a joke #but i mean #i hate them #kylian mbappe #mbappé #neymar one shot #neymar jr #neymar x reader #messi #psg

[f1cha0s]

I just found out that Fernando’s ex (Linda) is the same height as Taylor soooo the height is not an issue for him lol

#for legal purposes this is satire #the height thing is true tho #just IMAGINE #fernando alonso #taylor swift #f1

[bunnygirlskull]

#for legal purposes this is satire

[jalenmara]

In support of the WGA strike, I have decided that I (a fanfic writer) shall also strike. No writing until the studio (also me) gets their shit together!

#for legal purposes this is satire #and also guilt ridden introspection #support the wga #pencils down #on writing #writers strike #the struggle is real #i think i’m funny

[googoogargar]

✨Grawth✨

#for legal purposes this is satire #dont kill me #aphmau #minecraft diaries #aphblr #aphverse #mcd #aphmau mcd #mcd garroth

[lighthouse-system]

Wild how if I wanna get womens jeans, with one jeans company I'm a size 18 and in another I'm a fucking 36.

I hope women get to personally tear down wall street brick by brick.

#for legal purposes this is satire #ill be right behind them because oh my GOD shopping online must be impossible #size charts mean nothing. everyone runs small or big bc I swear no one actually measures. 💀 #imo the clothing industry should be forced to use a single sizing system to avoid nonsense like this

[alarrylarrie]

Besties. Who is that? 🧐🧐

#for legal purposes this is satire #and a joke #and I’m just 🤡🤡🤡

[corainne]

If BA was German it would have been the Deutsche Akademie der Höheren Einsichten zu Bielefeld, you cannot convince me otherwise

#rivers of london #for legal purposes this is satire

[challahbread]

QUASI-ACCIDENTALLY SMUGGLED EDIBLES ACROSS THE BORDER we always win

#for legal purposes this is satire

[dearbisexual]

i think we should crowdfund a hit man to take out depp. i think it’s the only way

#zee.txt #for legal purposes this is satire

[swampdragon-art]

Samples: Scary Godmother Halloween Safety (1985)

#independentartist #independent music #swampdragonart #dnb #halloween #for legal purposes this is satire

[trans-samusaran]

My lawyer has advised i remove this post

#for legal purposes this is satire #i do not own any weapons #i support the limitation of ammunition sales and other gun control methods