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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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Washington D.C. |  @heydavina

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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why do we always have to ship characters as in love why does no one have divorce headcanons

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Corps in La Giselle by Mark Olich

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I cannot believe that I just waited in a queue for 85 Minutes to get in a museum and am barely able to see some of the artwork because a family of four needs to take a picture in front of it

Why is everyone taking pictures of themselves with random art/sculptures

#i am actually pro banning cameras in museums #its just infuriating

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Why is everyone taking pictures of themselves with random art/sculptures

#ich hasse Menschen

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#brandon sanderson

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“rhaenyra scammed house Velaryon” that’s correct. it was ONLY rhaenyra. no one else was involved. as we all know, laenor, famous haver of heterosexual sex was totally able and willing to give rhaenyra trueborn heirs but his bitch wife actually kicked him out of the bedroom whenever he tried :(. and he was so upset about them not being his biological sons and wanted to speak out about it but rhaenyra was actually holding a gun to his head everytime he was onscreen so he couldn’t :((. so when you make posts about the Velaryon boy’s parentage be sure to only mention rhaenyra!! she is the sole culprit behind this terrible crime.

#hotd

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

#me at work

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— Half-light, Frank Bidart

#hotd

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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sometimes I remember there are people who watch hotd and genuinely believe that alicent hightower isn’t a lesbian and I literally can’t wrap my head around it.

#hotd

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A mutual of mine has this database of 100+ books with butch/stud/masc sapphics that might be of interest to some people!

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Sometimes you realise you’re living in a bubble of your own delusion and it’s really humbling

#just saw a girl on tik tok flexing that she’d read over 500 and nearly 600 books #and my first thought was that it’s not as much a flex as she thinks it is #and then I checked myself and had to admit that it is a flex and I'm just mental

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the world feels smaller, yet the trees look taller

there’s enchantment in the air

i know i sound stupid, i do

that’s what love will do to you

#last night at the telegraph club

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The Beast that Bothers

#cats